How do we redpill him?

How do we redpill him?

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there's no saving that one.

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You could start by donating less than $1 to him

the financhu saga is really depressing tbqh

he's a lost cause. Most likely the only way to get any more fun out of him/her is to give it to tumblr

be an eccentric billionaire
kidnap him into de facto slavery
build a survivalist ranch and let him road the reservation
set up challenges for him to get access to good, make him work for it
have employees set up as spontaneous NPCs to guide him and passively lead him through the landscape
make him tough, when he's sleeping dose him with testosterone

A boot to the neck and a bullet to the head.

we are going to have to kidnaps him and send him to a faggot farm for 500 hours of daily personalized anti-trap therapy from Jordan Peterson himself.

brutal

This dude needs to clean up his room.

don't want him. hopefully he converts to islam and give us another reason to hate that pedo worshiping death cult.

The tranny pill is the final pill user

make sure it has enough cyanide

CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA!

He's too autistic even for pol, lost cause, he's a lolcow that gave us so much milk we developed lactose intolerance.

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Sonic. It's the only way. THE ONLY WAY.

Holy shit I'm gonna go donate 23ยข

>How do we redpill him?

Make sure the red pill contains arsenic.

>chris becomes muslim and dies doing a suicide bombing

I don't know if this is how I want his saga to end

with this

Its voice is so much more irritating when trying to imitate a girls

To redpill him, we must first redpill Sonic.

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE SONICHU DAYS

YOU PUT IT IN A DUMPSTER AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE

What happens to ChrisChan when his mother dies? He can't take care of himself.

We need a red pilled sonic game. It will either repill chris or send him into an autistic rage where he assaults another gamestop employee

With a woman who is just as autistic as he is.

from a distance

he's still alive and kicking?

A good ol' Soros Herbalife Nutritional Shake should do the trick.

Yep. Still constantly begging for money to try an pay off the massive amount of debt him and his mother have accrued. He's been trying to do it by selling bullshit (Sonic Totem, his signature shirt) but he almost immediately goes out and spends the money on toys.

It's sad really.

>we need it for food

>sonic totem
I'm sorry, I've been out of this for a while. Sonic... Totem? What is this

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>tfw Slaweel Ryam

Like her?

jesus fucking christ did anyone buy that shit

He has fallen so far.... wow

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Yeah. Some guy on Sup Forums paid I believe $1200 for it. Chris being the lazy piece of hit he his didn't ship it out in time and the buyer was refunded. After getting the notification the buyer was getting a refund, Chris panicked and shipped the totem after the refund was already processed.

I heard a rumor the buyer sent him the money again afterwards out of good will, but not entirely sure about that.

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! HE IS THE ULTIMATE REDPILL!!

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How much time does Barb have left?

As a reminder: sonichu.com is still up and running for anyone who is sick in the head enough to catch up one his recent shenanigans.

He swallowed the sonic chewibles. I don't think he is coming back at this rate

I've wondered this myself. Patiently waiting.

pretty-grotesque is right

He'll finally be the free bitch we always knew he could be.
>Bob is still mad as hell in heaven. Barb and chris let him die of bug bites, fucking bug bites. Chris deserves everything that is coming to him. He is the architect of the swirling maelstrom of bleak chaos his life has been. Rest in Power Bob Chandler, lord knows you tried

He used to be redpilled.

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It stings knowing the last thing Bob probably saw was his son 'transitioning'.

He's going to end up living on the street.
He needs to go live on a farm with the Amish.
Kinda like that movie a King Pin.

Bob Fucking Chandler, Enjoy this classic piece of ChrisChan history.

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>USA
>Thank you, very much.

It costs him money to accept the donations so you'll be making him lose money.

how does someone go from that to an actual homosexual?

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He's not homo, just a tranny lesbian, according to himself

king pin is one of the best movies ever made

That face is a humbling one. its like he is demanding you to do it but at the same time in like a god-like way.

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According to himself, he is still a member of the "SLGBT community."

AGP trannies already redpill everybody by default.

>SLGBT
>S
wat

Fpbp

That is one Sad.. sad. sad man...
Wow.

This is a real shame, because I don't think her tits are that bad. Tumblr, an inactive lifestyle and sugar are going to turn her into an unrecognisable fat blob. You can already see the irreversible change taking place.

Sonichu

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he could be eligible to go into a group home for the mentally handicapped, but will more than likely become homeless

Sonichu.

This made my night.

helicopter ride

Nevermind.

he's a TomGirl you shitlords

please tell me you're joking

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It's 'straight'. He wanted to add straight people to the slogan, the idea being that they should recognise what straight people have done for their movement over the years.

This guy's been a walking parody of the internet for what, a decade? More?

>Redpilling the biggest lolcow he said
Just how new are you's guys?

you don't. Darwin fixes these anomalies of nature in the long run.

kek

Since 2006 easily when we discovered him. Been that long, nigga has a wiki with more info than he knows about himself.

It's worth spending a few hours going through the history of CWCville and sonichu, every true polack should. You might spend years trying to unravel the dense autism this strange planet created in the corporeal form of ChrisChan. Truly a frightening cautionary tale

sonichu.com/cwcki

I couldn't find the Facebook tweet because I deleted it but this is a transcription of what it said.

sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2017_Facebook_posts#Explaining_the_SLGBTQ

zyklon-b tablets

You can't. He's fucking crazy.

You need to inform people discovering chris chan for the first time to make sure they have a few hours, sucks you in initially as you keep reading on his escapades over the years.

Parents, don't give your autistic children unfettered access to the internet.

Chrischan should serve as a warning.

Barb looks like she doesnt want to live on anymore

This. When did laughing at autistic manchildren become so depressing

>sucks you in initially as you keep reading on his escapades over the years.
I spent two weeks of work doing nothing but reading and watching the strange and facsinating story. It's impossible to look away

The problem with Bob and barb was they ignored his autism and didn't help him develop, if anything they made it worse and chris has undeveloped social skills. If they accepted he was an autist got him the help he needed, chris wouldn't be the retard freak he is today.

Brilliant.

He's currently contemplating buying a 300$ plush doll of sonichu

You mean selling?

ChrisChan: The Definitive Documentary for the curious user


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There is some website that turns your drawings into a plush doll. The price is 300$

He is also holding some of the t-shirts he sold as ransom until more people buy them and he can afford to purchase the ones he's sold already.

So what do you think will happen after snorlax dies? How soon until he loses the house?

I seriously can't picture a homeless Chris Chan wondering the streets of va. You think a troll will take him in?

>Get him in a threeway with two hot girls that force him to pretend to be a boy. Hell, a guy could fuck him at this point.