Have you succumbed to the wheat Jew yet?

Have you succumbed to the wheat Jew yet?

>fluffy
>hesrty
>goes good with everything
>delicious toasted or untoasted
>served exclusively to Italians and Jews so if you go to a bakery you can rant about niggers and Muslims between bites

Is there a more redpilled breakfast food?

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salty donuts

What, bagels?

Posting in a jew thread.

Nothing like a bit of olive bread and some beers to uplift my evening Sup Forums session.

I'm Jewish and I hate bagels. Too bothersome to eat

Donuts are so fucking gross. I'm 230 pounds at 5'11 so you'd think I'd be stuffing my fat face with that shit. Sweet food for breakfast is a meme.

>they eat gluten

good goy

I need to ctrl+alt+dtl my anxiety so it's 7AM and I'm already drunk. I'm making challah French toast now because I finished my bagel

I'm bagels and I hate Jewish.

>Amerifat doesn't even know basic wheat products
As expected from someone who at the most eats toast

> work in a coffee shop way back when
> tubby yank comes in and asks for a 'french donut'
>have no clue what he's talking about
>i point at a croissant, he says 'oooh yeah that's them joints'

I love toast

>anything non full grain
>redpilled

nice try shlomo

OP posted a picture of bagels. Bagels are similar to donuts.

>tfw you'll never call an American a Yank


How does it feel?

top tier

Jesus.. thats the only good thing your people have

>'oooh yeah that's them joints'

no american speaks like this

lol Hans you're probably fat

>Eating bread

it doesn't get old and you know they just love it :)

seriously it's undefendable :) tasty

This. The only proper way to start your day is with a plate full of protein.

bagel is the jew word for salt donut.

it is a salt donut.

>being skinnyfat but browsing /fit/ and having a zyzz desktop background

old recipes probably stolen .

>getting called fat by a burger

kek

any good recipes cookbooks ?

I love bagels and deli meats. I'm a good goy for jew food.

Josh is rattled

chill bro

They're the same shape but cooked in completely different ways. It's like comparing niggers to whites: same bipedal movement, different everything else

1000 apols Ryan

>carbs
>redpilled
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

it very important its blessed by a rabbi who mutilates children's sexual organs otherwise it would be unclean food of the devil.

I don't start cutting till 6/1

Sliced white bread is literally the most bluepilled food in existence.

that's why we call them black people. black isn't just the colour. salt isn't just the flavour.

salt donut.

Can't argue with a good ol Stryan

Lox general. With lots of schmear

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nothing like a bagel with lox

I fucking love einstein's bagels tbqh.

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Why do Jews call Salmon "Lox"?

they probably think its a deepfried snack or some shit

how can other foods even compete?

>hurr its just salmon

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lox

those little begals ,pretzels are called in hebrew a begallagh

>Lox is a fillet of brined salmon
>brined salmon
>salmon
yeah just salmon

Probably a nigger from one of Britain's colonies pretending to be America.

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I would never admit it around my friends, but nothing beats a toasted "everything" bagel with creem cheese on it.

The only bagle shop in my city closed down in the recession of 2008, and I dearly miss them.

In before Panara Bread and their fake-ass bagels.

What am I looking at?

It comes from the German word for salmon "lachs"
Its Yiddish or some shit

Oats

French donut... Sounds sexual