Brit/pol/ - tfw not a bingbong edition

>BA flights cancelled due to IT crash - now flying again
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40069865
archive.fo/2sQy3

>UK terror threat level reduced to severe
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/27/manchester-attack-uk-terror-threat-level-critical-severe-operation-temperer-bank-holiday
archive.fo/VoIwE

>More than half of voters do not know who Tim Farron is
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/26/tim-half-voters-do-not-know-tim-farron/
archive.fo/NFzFw

>Katie Hopkins to leave LBC immediately after "Final Solution" tweet
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/katie-hopkins-to-leave-lbc-radio-immediately_uk_5927ef98e4b06f6080538666
archive.is/LOT3G

>Corbyn gets NEILED
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40065876
archive.fo/eC45q

>Corbyn Speech: UK foreign policy boosted terrorism and "Austerity has to stop at the A&E ward and at the police station door"
uk.businessinsider.com/corbyn-to-say-wars-boosted-terrorism-in-first-speech-since-manchester-attack-2017-5
archive.is/At6JG

>RAF write "Love from Manchester" on ordinance
independent.co.uk/voices/raf-bomb-love-from-manchester-terrorist-attack-salman-abedi-isis-syria-conflict-not-in-my-name-a7757471.html
archive.is/VdVxj

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biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew 5-7
bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_nan_gaidheal
twitter.com/big_ben_clock
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

What is this?

Protect the forests

someone create a proper brit/pol/

Reminder that the StartBuyingGunsposter doesn't understand what trees are

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There's a small patch of pine trees near where I live, it's pretty comfy to walk through desu.

>tfw all our green belt will eventually be burned away so more blocks of flats full of migrants can be put up

>bump into qt viet girl (cakeface makeup tho) I was friends with from highschool at uni sometimes
>start hanging out at uni every now and, getting coffee and lunch sometimes
>one Friday night she randomly pops up and asks if she can come over and hang out
>end up fugging
>she's an amazing fuck, goes full porn star mode
>this becomes regular routine
>fooling around last night, no condoms so go bareback
>getting close to finishing she can feel me tensing
>go to pull out and she wraps legs around me and in pulls me and say "cum inside me, fill me up"
>cums buckets

I'm freaking out now, I think I have most likely made her pregnant.

PART AND PARCEL

mummy

>2003-2005 - Originalfag
>2006-2008 - Oldfag
>2009-2011 - Newfag
>2012-2014 - Cancer
>2015-2017 - Reddit

Which are you?

Not even blocks of flats. Vast fields to yello-bricked with black roof tile houses everywhere.

At least choose red bricks with black tiles to make it slightly more aesthetic.

nigga are you legit retarded?

You seem to be under the impression we can

1. 'generate' sufficient quantities of oxygen.
2. At this moment in time the capability to life without the plants and animals of this works maintaining a semi-stable biosphere.

We as a species are still too retarded to replicate such a complex system.

Fortunately, we have masses of moronic firewood for our biomass furnaces it seems.

as i was saying

>tfw when you came here from ytmnd in 2006.

Looking back on it, that place was fucking cancer.

I want to hatefuck her SO MUCH

>tfw where i live more and more stuff is being demolished to build those ugly thin tall houses (you know the ones with shared car parks, solar panels and shit) to build houses with pakis in
>theyre also building all around my uncles house in the countryside which will go from /comfy/ to /cancer city shit/
>the rich detached fuck who literally lives in a mansion also wants to build over this huge forest nearby
>will most likely because he bailed out the fucking local council building a tiny shitty football stadium that rarely gets used

T-thanks modern life, i sure enjoy seeing every single place turned in to a soulless city

>tfw 2009 newfag

are you honestly trying to say that the crusades were immoral?

You bogan degenerate.

Mate I don't think you're comprehending the level of population crisis we're heading towards. The Tubes and buses in london already hardly work because there's so many fucking people

how will it look in 50 years when another generation has had 7 kids each, all brown?

We're done, give up. The entire country will be blocks of brutalist concrete flats, it will make the USSR look pretty.

>was

Leave Ameriburger. You have no place here.

hahaha ffs was in this situation at uni a couple months ago, went at it without condoms and didn't pull out. Just message her asking that you're wondering if shes on the pill

>mfw Reddit

Yeah it was.

Wouldn't worry about one time mate it's pretty unlikely

watch out though she may be trying to baby trap you

Not him, but the Fourth totally was. 1, 2 and 3 were legit though.
Having said that, they're totally out of line with Christ's teachings.

>tfw will probably only live to see another 12 elections

The fuck are you talking about "yellow bricked black roofs"?

>are you honestly trying to say that murder is immoral

er, yes i am, which is what jesus said

The Church is filled with human beings and human beings are deeply flawed creatures. I don't agree with everything the Church has done in history but that doesn't go against my point.

I got shown Sup Forums in late 2006.

The whole.place was filled with DOBBY DIES posts.

>tfw will probably live to see civil unrest and the creation of a new electoral system in the aftermath

>how will it look in 50 years when another generation has had 7 kids each, all brown?
>We're done, give up. The entire country will be blocks of brutalist concrete flats, it will make the USSR look pretty.

We would have probably collapsed as a society long before then , and there will be a mass die off of humans by then because of war and disease .If a proper shift took place most would die

Aren't there regulations regarding how close blocks of flats can be to each other? Hence that's why you see them stood a fair bit away from each other when they are built.

But I personally haven't noticed forests of flats going up. Only large swathes of houses that look awful.

>I don't agree with everything the Church has done in history but that doesn't go against my point.
your point is that the catholic church is the one true church with authority over the christian religion, how can it possibly have authority if it is full of flawed human beings who make mistakes?

how can you "not agree" with the church if it is the true church? it makes no sense

It wasn't murder. Cleansing Christian land with impure blood is a duty.

>people who arrived as late as 2008 are now considered oldfags by you

What is this fresh hell?

the fourth was a mistake

i don't remember jesus saying "lie over and die, and let your family die, and let your friends die, and let their families die, and let the word of god die, and let a false religion rule the world" but i haven't read the bible in years

Nah we're going the way of Brazil.

Krishna said:

"nigga sometimes u gotta do wat u gotta do"
"if some cunt tries to rek your family, you need to fug him up good"
"that shit ain't immoral yo, morality be relative and sheiiitttt"

Jesus was a cuck.

americans can make the threads now?
I can see why these died time ago now

You've never had a girlfriend, have you Simon?

>regulations

Those will be as meaningful as the piss you took this morning when we have thousands upon thousands of unhoused black people in every city who demand gibs or they riot and there are so fucking many of them it's literally impossible to police.

God I hope so. That would unironically be preferable.

Start buying guns.

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So you agree with the CoE then?

Protestantism divided Europe and the Christian world for centuries. The wars set us all back decades thanks to some autistic German and a fat guy who wanted to fuck someone other than his wife.

What film is this?

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

Ah, I come on Sup Forums and the first thread below the stickies is a brit/pol/ thread, good days are here again.

Anyway lads, how's it going? Been really sunny here up in Scotland and I'm enjoying my bank holiday.

biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew 5-7

38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also.

41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.

42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.

43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.

44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?

48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

>i havent read the bible in years
oh it shows

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>Christians
>British
laughing pagan.jpg

Start buying trees.

im not a "protestant" or coe

churches are completely unnecessary wastes of time, almost no church follows christs teachings

>image
interesting

1 in 20 chance

>Bone rattling

Every fucking time.

it's one thing to say allow harm to be done to yourself, but to your family and to others? and aren't you doing harm to your enemy by allowing them to spread a false religion?

think more

why do you stalk my mummyposts? And yes I have. It's virgins who've only seen naked women in porn who get triggered the most by mummyposting

Moss side is full of non-whites is it not?

Not like the rest of manchester is at all livable, once I spent 2 days in Salford and left extremely depressed, what an absolute shithole greater manchester is.

>almost 10 years
I'm too old. I'll be needing young philippino women to wipe my arse soon. I now support open borders.

>how can it possibly have authority if it is full of flawed human beings who make mistakes?
>how can anything have authority

How'd you work that out?

To the absolute mong in the last thread saying trees are worthless and the natural world isn't needed for humans honestly mate just neck yourself.

>God I hope so. That would unironically be preferable.

Society can't keep going like this , the next recession alone will cripple us . and after that we will have a birthrate collapse all across the board. and who knows maybe ebola will show its ugly head again which i think it will

Beowulf was Christian or at least largely Christianised you daft twat

>animal print shoes
rawrrrrrrr ;)

>tfw no footjob from Theresa

Trees aren't real you tosspot.

>To Neck
>"Down it in one"

Enjoy attempting to swallow yourself mate.

"Love your enemy and pray for those who persecute you.” ( Mt 5.44 , Lu 6.27 , Lu 6.3 ) “Do not use force against an evil man.” ( Mt 5.39 ) “Do not resist evil with evil.” “Forgive and you will be forgiven.” (Lu 6.37 ) “Do not be anxious about your life.”( Lu 12.22 ) “In everything do to others as you would have them do to you.” (Mat 7.12 )
"Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord." (Rom 12.19)

>>how can anything have authority
precisely

>bone rattling

Good God my sides

Girls like being bred and beeing fucked raw , .Makes sence since being pregnant is their main goal subconsciously

>(you)

I used to have an afro and support the IRA but because I don't have an afro anymore, well, I leave the implication up to you.

Can the right wing possibly ever recover from this?

Jocks literally have a call to prayer right now lads...

bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_nan_gaidheal

Lmfao!
Absolutely triggered.
Dead how faggot? I have enough guns and ammo to take out the entire london police force.
YOU get to watch a never ending invasion of Muhammads, and do nothing about it like the little bitch you are.

He's just up here I wouldn't take much notice mate, he's clearly just an autistic city shitskin who's never stepped outside the 4 walls of his bedroom.

Wow, it's almost like you planned to use these quotes in advance and weren't at all prepared for this or my previous post which only briefly mention any kind of self interest and which almost entirely focus on defending others and the faith of God

TIDF get out!

>(you)

You're not fooling anybody with your talk of having had a girlfriend, Simon.

How can trees be real if our eyes aren't real?

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diane is a real mystery of how she is a politician lmao

Degeneracy related research, can't remember where from

Even beyond need the natural world is of inherent value desu.

Dion Abbot has darth vader hair now. I'd rather vote for darth vader tbqhwy

Your attempt to bully me would only work if I was a virgin, keep trying lad

Cancer

OI LADS ITS 3 BONG
twitter.com/big_ben_clock

The Ten

>tfw if you were in a room with two bullets, Diane Abbot, Stalin and Pol Pot, you'd shoot Diane
>twice

>black woman
>labour politician

It's not that big of a mystery

Are you a liberal relativist who acknowledges no legitimate authority then? Republican?

Out.

The SNP are going to decline and decline now.

The Tories were very clever in employing ATOS and another private company to do the welfare checks because if people fail the test then they hate those companies. In Scotland they are getting rid of that and having the checks done by government workers, if they fail the test they will hate the government and the SNP will lose even more popularity.

Even with all the pakis if we shut our borders we wouldn't be shitting out enough baby for population growth