Brit/pol/ - Rage Videos edition

>Thread Video (post british politics related rage videos)
youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY

>MI5 probes bomber 'warnings' to see if they messed it up
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40080646
archive.fo/DCMbu

>Man shot dead in NI supermarket car park
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/man-dies-shot-bangor-supermarket-car-park/
archive.fo/9EysD

>Sturgeon would seek "progressive alliance"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/warning-coalition-chaos-nicola-sturgeon-says-would-seek-progressive/
archive.fo/YCucZ

>16th Manchester suspect arrested in Shoreham
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551346/Man-23-16th-suspect-arrested-terror-attack.html
archive.fo/qMlvI

>Lib dems still moaning about the EU despite their abysmal campaign so far
itv.com/news/2017-05-29/nick-clegg-uk-could-lose-access-to-terror-database-under-theresa-mays-brexit-terms/
archive.fo/AUeyi

>Fatboy Watson angry over tory attacks on Corbyn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/28/tom-watson-hits-out-at-conservatives-over-attacks-on-corbyn
archive.fo/gvYFv

>Powers for banning jihadis from the country finally used
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4550994/Major-powers-ban-jihadis-returning-UK-used-once.html
archive.fo/FY3N8

>BA computer mess enters third day
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40081112
archive.fo/psITL

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youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
youtu.be/oacQL7UQtlk
twitter.com/search?q=#notalltigers&src=typd&lang=en
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Co-operative_Party
youtu.be/wi4E8C2lMMc
youtu.be/_Zo4OpLW2tM
youtu.be/oTfije7J4mU
youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1STgQXW8
youtube.com/watch?v=1fKjU2g2U00
strawpoll.me/13062764/r
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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decriminalise cannabis

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nth for #CorbynSurge

>England is not the jewelled isle of Shakespeare’s much quoted passage, nor is it the inferno depicted by Dr Goebbels. More than anything, it resembles a family, a rather stuffy Victorian family, with not many black sheep in it but with all its cupboards bursting with skeletons. It has rich relations who have to be kowtowed to and poor relations who are horribly sat upon, and there is a deep conspiracy of silence about the source of the family income. It is a family in which the young are generally thwarted and most of the power is in the hands of irresponsible uncles and bedridden aunts. Still, it is a family. It has its private language and its common memories, and at the approach of an enemy, it closes its ranks.

fellowship of the ring on telly

>Alcohol

sparking up now lad. nothing wrong with a spliff and a beer on bank holiday monday.
say what you like about weed, but at least I am not a NEET, Corbyn-shilling parasite like some here.

decriminalise mummyposting

I see Peter finally started hitting that grass over there. #Fullfat doesn't go well when you have the munchies.

youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

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>weed

>keep wild animal locked up in a cage for fat kids to gawp at
>get eaten

was the tiger justified?

Still not as bad as the nigger dog breeds like pitbulls.

Was the tiger radicalised online?

Like Jesus himself, Britain has chosen to die to save others. The pace of European federalism will now be increased, creating the greatest nation ever to exist!

Britain will die an agonising slow death by a thousand cuts: the economy will tank, poverty will soar, crime will increase, law and order shall collapse and finally what is left of the state will sell what remains of the state apparatus to their Jewish corporate overlords.

Meanwhile, Islam will continue to grow exponentially and will take over the country by force, an underfunded and corrupt army will collapse as badly as at the fall of Mosul. Shariah law will be imposed and no-one will step in to stop it because no-one will care.

The up-side to the fall of this once great nation is it will serve as a painful example as to the endgame of these pseudo-nationalistic retards calling for the collapse of Europe. Support for anti-EU parties will collapse as the results of secession become clear, paving the way for a united Europe.

Another plus is that, seeing the fate of our British brethren, we will be finally spurned into action against the fifth column Islamic vermin within our countries, within 20 years they will be expelled from Europe en-mass, and will probably end up in the UK.

This is the future you chose Britain. Thank you so much, we will not forget your sacrifice.

Weed should be decriminalise, bt those torycucks wont do it.

We're witnessing the death of our country. Bugger.

Safter than booze m8

It was a far right tiger
The zookeeper was a paki

Finally.

It's the zoo keeper's fault for not trying to integrate it better.

Ironic that 15 years ago it looked like it could happen over here and if you said that the US would do it first you would be laughed at.

>Like Jesus himself, Britain has chosen to die to save others. The pace of European federalism will now be increased, creating the greatest nation ever to exist!
Yeah, sure thing.

yuck a tripfag!

Safter aye?

>inb4 it's another "aspie unrionically believes and tries to convince others that cannabis is safer than alcohol" meme

#notalltigers

hello I arrive from uganda into the great britain my name is m'bwango I bring to the great britain my compact cd disk i trade from seller in market i share with you picture from my collection it is the cliparts

I hope you like

it is nice in the britain england i like to stay a long time

It was just one tiger out of millions. You can't discriminate against all tigers just because of the actions of one.

#notalltigers

Move to Northern Ireland
Please ignore the recent spike in dissident republican activity, its normal

anybody of you lads got any rare niges for me?
it's been over a week since I found a new nige and it's gnawing at me.

We're circling the drain.

KEK ....Good shitpost i guess , but when merkel wins i hope you enjoy her flooding you with even more Arabs and nigs

in the past human beings went to the jungle and killed lots of tigers and destroyed their houses

if we want tigers to stop eating us we should first apologise to the tigers for our historical crimes against them

I will encourage my children to befriend tigers, maybe even marry a tiger. after all there is only one race: the mammalian race

U hav beeen tazered ahl rite

Really good picture that m'bwango. I hope you enjoy your new life in Britain and that we make you feel as welcome as you deserve.

#youaintnotigerbruv

Guys, we really need to get #notalltigers trending on twitter. Many keks to be had.

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>#youaintnotigerbruv
kek

really don't know who to vote for, won't be labour though

This is unironically the way the left think. It's incredible.

I will.

Merkel; the new leader of the free world.

Nutall on at 7:30 with Neil lads
youtu.be/oacQL7UQtlk

is the DUP the most based party in the UK?
>inb4 the socialist BNP

Nuttall seemed to handle himself quite well on that clip I saw with the Neil.

>supporting any democratic party

twitter.com/search?q=#notalltigers&src=typd&lang=en

>Elgar moves English people in a way that no other composer–certainly none of those that I’ve just mentioned–really does. He speaks emotionally and from the heart and subjectively to the impressionism of the English. There is something slightly magical and indefinable about his musicology, whether people are listening to the sort of imperialist performances like “Land of Hope and Glory,” like “Rule Brittania” orchestrated by him, like Pomp and Circumstance, whether they’re listening to things to do with Victoria’s jubilee, or whether they go much deeper into works like the first two finished symphonies or the third symphony which would be finished from impressionistic notes long after his death by a contemporary, middling, and rather academic composer, or whether they’re listening to Cockaigne or whether they’re listening to The Kingdom or whether they’re listening to the mysticism related to his own personal Catholic faith of The Dream of Gerontius, his music draws English people in, in a way that really words cannot define.

Going to be a car crash

>justifying your mind bending poison over his mind bending poison
No u

Yeah, it's a pity they don't run in mainland Britain

What a tune

it is nice you make m'bawngo happy today i publish again for you tomorrow

Porridge with honey lads.
Oats are good for gains

RATE MY isidewith LADS!!!!


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>Greens

>Two fucking leaders

Kek, the ABSOLUTE STATE of that fucking party

>not zero fat soya milk over buckwheat accompanied with 6 packets of zero calorie sweetener

Have any of you lads watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

Is it good? Might watch it with gf tonight

Milkman winning here

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>Now, Elgar epitomizes certain forms of Englishness which, for a long time, stood rejected at the heart of the continental culture. English music, even its revival, through Bax, through Bliss, through Vaughan Williams, through Ireland, through Tippett, through Britten, through Britten’s operas via Elgar, even looking back to people like Sullivan and Parry and so on, forward to modernists of a certain moment like Birtwistle and not Mathias but certainly Sir Maxwell Davies. Despite all of these and despite the recognition that continental musicology has given to them and large books by Germanic critics like Ernst Naumann have now been written about English music in the 20th century there is still this slight belittling of English musicology in continental sensibility, this sort of view that it’s all a bit Constance Lambert and a bit more, that it’s too saccharine, and it’s too sweet, that it lacks Germanic rigour and harshness, if you like, in these great architectural cathedrals of sound that someone like Bruckner creates, or pure concern with form or the expression of very lurid and over-the-top operatic emotion, that somehow there’s a certain quaintness to it, a certain shyness, a certain internal privacy, a certain softness and sweetness. This is, at times, a continental view of English music.

FREE DERRY YOU FILTHY PRODDY

Based, Are Tim needs to be in Number 10

>But this music that is Elgar’s — which is, racially speaking, a combination of Germanic and Celtic strands musically, within one particular personality — creates a feeling that English people respond to with deep sonorousness in joy and in sadness. And there is certainly joy and power and pageantry in Elgar’s music. But there’s also sadness as well. Because reading the life closely and with an eye upon the text you can really sense that there’s a bit of a sine curve in Elgar’s personality, and there are deep troughs as well as great ecstasies. There is the fact that after a major period of creation like the Second Symphony, he needed to rest up and couldn’t do very much creating for quite long time. After his wife died, I think in 1920 or thereabouts, there’s a great falling away. And apart from occasional pieces – an unfinished opera I think based on King Henry VIII – until his death, there wasn’t too much done. Elgar also realised that after the Great War there had been a high point of what critics would call jingoistic patriotism with which he had become partly associated, let’s be frank. And there was a great falling away of interest in his music during the 1920s. Although no-one, even his detractors, would actually say that he wasn’t very, very significant.

I did use skimmed milk tbqh.
But that's cool, traditionalists say porridge uses water anyway.

fake

>Look below the article
>"Tiger Woods appears"
Kek.

>The difference between UKIP and Libdems is 12%
>He still thinks democratic parties are functionally distinguishable

Utter state of Votetards.

It's not bad. Reminds me of a Philip K Dick story.

Why not discuss bowden instead of spamming walls of text

Yes, he does.

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>she looks even worse when she isn't smiling

The absolute state of that woman

I haven't bothered to pay attention to UKIP since Nige but what the fuck, they are touting a guy called NUTTAL? Yeah, that's really going to help with the public image.

The average person thinks that UKIP supporters are nutters, this is not going to help. Could they have picked someone with a worse name? This is so dumb that the only conclusion I can see is that they must be controlled opposition.

Anyone got any rare olney's?
My nige, may and mosley folders overfloweth, but my Olney and milkman folders are bare

>Since 1927 the Co-operative Party has had an electoral pact with the Labour Party, with both parties agreeing not to stand candidates against each other. Instead candidates selected by members of both parties contest elections using the description of Labour and Co-operative Party.
>In keeping with its co-operative values and principles, the Co-operative Party does not have a leader like other political parties

Name a more pathetic political party, I dare you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Co-operative_Party

I can't believe Adam has come back to us. Adam is love, Adam is life.

youtu.be/wi4E8C2lMMc

youtu.be/_Zo4OpLW2tM

youtu.be/oTfije7J4mU

Can one of you Esoteric Jahanists give me the link to the Ministry of Jahans discord and tell me if BLACKED Adam is talking in there again?

;;arrive

No point in stockpiling Olney memes lad, she's going to be gone in 10 days

Will she lose her seat?

Holy shit this music video is going viral. Tories BTFO
youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1STgQXW8

Reckon she got Kwasi'd after this?

youtube.com/watch?v=1fKjU2g2U00

I condemn the violence on both sides. Both the tiger extremist and the zoo keeper but let's not allow the hundreds of thousands of peaceful tigers to be tarnished with the same brush.

>tfw a right-wing co-operatist

i'm not a democrat, philosophically speaking, but pragmatically, i usually turn out to vote for who I think is the lesser evil. In this election I get to express my hatred for communism in a legal manner, so it's hard to pass that opportunity up.

Is Twitter shitting the bed for everyone? Ticking me off, I need to harvest more liberal tears.

If lefties put as much effort into trying to win elections instead of useless horseshit like this they might win more often

Turns out I'm actually mostly BNP, but because they're not standing in my constituency they didn't show them

Yes

strawpoll.me/13062764/r
Vote in this important poll

i miss that autistic german poster

he was by far my favorite shitposter

>homophobic slur "puff"

Since when?

>linking to the results page

lad

where did you find that picture?

Who else /betting/ on the GE?

6/4 on turnout, stats point to an upward trend in voter turnout. This is EU referendum 2.0.

A good lookin is plymouth sutton and devonport going red 11/2. A lot of typical leftie student trash go to plymouth. The ones who would vote tory would have got into Exeter uni.

That's it, i'm going to write a song about mummy to counter this

>I can't believe Adam has come back to us
I thought you meant Adam Wallace

>tfw no plebeian podcast

>Votetards perpetuate grey parties thinking they will fix black and white issues.