IN OTHER NEWS: >David Cameron has resigned >Corbyn facing a coup >Irish PM calls for calm in N.I., torpedoes Sinn Fein hopes >Spain hopes for 'co-sovereignty' over Gibraltar >the EU is pressing for quick and immediate negotiations >rumors that Germany is offering the UK an 'associated partner' status >Nicolas Sturgeon has called for a second Independence referendum >Trump has hailed the UK for leaving the EU >Hillary has accepted it without criticizing the UK, radio silence from Obama >The pound is rallying, so is the FTSE (for context, we never dipped below last monday) >Social Media and the guardian literally on suicide watch
3 other girls I am currently matched with on tinder.
Ethan King
remember when we had hope for a brief moment last year? haha lol
Thomas Bennett
Yeah that was fun, I think we were quite intoxicated with it for a short while the hope might have lasted a few days then the cold embrace of reality sank in.
Joseph Mitchell
>1 year ago This time in a year from now Brexit will STILL not have happened, it will be being lead by a remainer party and a pro-remain prime minister who will do all they can to fuck Brexit up.
>today pic related
Evan Moore
Molly is looking like a winner.
Jackson Gray
She has lovely big tits doesn't she.
Luis Perez
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Jason Lee
What is everyone doing tonight?
>Reading a Sharpe novel and shitposting myself
Charles Bennett
Jess and molly look like winners.
Asher Lewis
I like the one on the right. Message her and say Hi.
You must be a handsome devil. Play your cards right and contain your rampant autism for 2 weeks and you'll bed one of those girls.
>t. Handsome BPD maniac with autistic and psychotic traits
Andrew Mitchell
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Oliver King
I bet Molly does not fit in that dress anymore...
Camden White
Now as it goes with all my posts, you're not going to like it, and that goes for all of you.
First of all anyone on tinder is pretty much undesirable if you're looking for a relationship, even for just sex it's a bit low, in my opinion (this is mostly due to my views, not political but on life) you'd be better off going to a bar, pub, club, possibly trying to meet someone through a hobby or even approaching a girl wherever else you are but I assume you don't have the confidence for that.
Now obviously none of those choices really work if you're looking for a relationship apart from the last two.
>What's the point in wasting time asking what films she does or doesn't like?
Found a meme video that could partially explain it to you since I really can't be bothered to write everything out youtube.com/watch?v=2JGwMjHsQFU
There's more to the game than just your appearance and a quick summary of yourself, that's not to say those things don't matter but if you play your cards right then you can score far higher than you expect to.
Shall I flaunt my memechology degree and turn Rightly so into a slayer?
p.s the one in the middle is an absolute munter.
Gabriel Bennett
Can I just outright lie? Just say that I am rich and successful and try to fuck them that way? That's not illegal right? They wont try and say it is some crazy form of rape will they?
Josiah Allen
>Brexiteers claim to be mentally sound to vote >They think Sharia May is their ticket out
Cameron Wright
>reddit newfag thinks brit/pol/ supports may
Lucas Roberts
What the fuck mate. Don't say you're rich, you fucking aren't.
Just contain your fucking tism, talk about normie shit, don't lie, don't do anything stupid, wait a bit before messaging, dont be a silly cunt and you'll be fine.
Just be like urr I'm into fitness, history, I do a bit of this bit of that anyway do you like it up the arse? obviously not but you get my meaning, talk about normie shit and keep them interested
Andrew Miller
Really? Are you really going to go down that road?
>They wont try and say it is some crazy form of rape will they? You can never be sure and seeing as your legally considered to be mentally ill then the odds are against you if it goes down that way.
Oliver Smith
It's more that she's the only one smiling. The other two look like miserable cunts.
Owen Foster
Well you could do it, but how are you going to feel knowing you had to lie and pretend to get some vag?
Lucas Williams
Girls have tried to bring that case against people they've slept with, not sure of the outcome. It would come under fraud though.
But you don't need to LARP as a rich cunt, I was on JSA and had no prospects, was basically an alcoholic and still managed to get regular dates and shag a few 8/10 qts. You just have to be fun, interesting and not an ugly fucker.
Brayden Moore
Better pics of the one in the middle.
Noah Cooper
DATS RACIST
Adrian Flores
Still a munter.
Hunter Howard
what do brits do on 4th of july
Juan Murphy
Woah. Why haven't I taken the online dating pill yet?
Oh yeah, that's why.
Landon Gray
g-goodnight senpais...
Nicholas Hall
You can lie but can you fool them long enough to bed them? You won't get in trouble if you get caught, but you won't get laid either. I recommend a bit of embellishment only, not massive a deception. If you're not bad looking you don't need to lie and say you're rich. You can fuck them any. But CONTROL YOUR AUTISM. Keep it simple. No big paragraphs early on. Get her phone number.
Logan Roberts
1 YEAR N FUCK ALL HAS HAPPENED YET
John Diaz
Celebrate the day a cancerous tumour was removed from our empire.
Jace Nguyen
What do you do on Guy Fawkes night?
Zachary Cruz
Night lad
Isaiah Bennett
show some damn respect lads
Zachary Reed
It's like any other day lad to us. It's your day really.
Landon Wilson
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Jordan Perry
I'm an aul lad by Sup Forums standards but isn't tinder just a shagging app? Or do you actually hope to get something meaningful out of it?
Joseph Price
She looks very nice I would at least have a chat with her
Cooper Hughes
Rejoice in the heights we reached after you left us
Ryder Evans
Girlfriend is really mad at me after she found my political views, told me I'm not allowed to have them
Shit lads wtf do i do?
Adam Butler
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Easton Miller
I'm man enough to admit on an anonymous image board that I'm crying in agony because of sunburn.
Michael Hall
I think there's been some sexual ethics stuff from the US about people using deception to have sexual relations being perceived as some kind of sexual assault.
Jack Davis
sling one up her arse and tell her when her dicks bigger than yours she can make your decisions.
Wyatt Davis
You looking for some advice too? Shall I drop some blackpills? I'm tempted to but I can already tell Rightly So isn't in it for the long run.
Relationship or just shagging advice?
James Nelson
break up obviously she doesn't like who you are as a person, it won't work
Camden Young
tell her its irony and you're disappointed in her for not picking up on it
Gabriel Hill
Kick her fucking head in.
Jayden Bell
BIGOTED HOLIDAY
Jayden Young
>tfw born american >no ancient line of kings >no link to roman empire
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR WE'RE ONLY 300 YEARS OLD I DIDN'T CHOOSE WHERE TO COME INTO LIFE
Tyler Thompson
>Rightly So isn't in it for the long run. In what?
Landon Campbell
It is just a shagging app full of undesirables but I guess that's what he's going for.
Adrian Gray
She's quite cute, a good smile and a 'kind face'. Probably mental and almost guaranteed to be much fatter IRL than in the photos. Go for it though, just don't go the 'erudite Hitchens' route.
Grindr's the one for you lad
I was with a girl from Tinder for about 18 months, it ended mutually because of work and life choices. It can work, but it's predominantly a shagging app, you're right.
Jackson Brown
You're just looking for a quick shag, right?
Leo Stewart
At least you're older than Germany
Sebastian Rodriguez
Oh right, yeah.
Brody Morris
seems like a nice lass.
Luke Smith
>wow you have standards you must be gay Why does every late bloomer say this?
Elijah Harris
Pretty much everyone at my uni who is single is on tinder desu
I never needed it for some reason, never had much issues meeting girls and been in a relationship for about two years now
Josiah Kelly
tell her that when she can lift as much weight as you she can talk politics
Wyatt Rogers
I don't lift weights lol she goes gym, probably lifts more than me anyway
Julian Bell
Ask her if she wants her children to grow up as a minority in the nation their ancestors built. If she says it doesn't matter, leave her. If she says no, redpill her.
No judging here lad, terrible thing that sun.
This.
Kayden Kelly
Never tried it either and not going to tbqh.
>Pretty much everyone at my uni who is single is on tinder desu Good luck finding a desirable gf.
t. nogf and offering people advice on gfs
I'm still the wokest motherfucker here
Noah Adams
It was a joke love
Wyatt Brown
Stop being a cuck
Jonathan White
Right then you have fucked up majorly in the first place.
What you need to do is put your foot down. Tell her to stop giving you shit for what you believe and that if she thinks her positions are right, argue them rather than giving you rules.
If she fucks around, leave her, just break up with her on the spot. Women are far more attatched than they let on and are much more hurt by detatchment.
Jaxon Lopez
She kind of looks like Bailey Jay.
Kevin Perez
h..how did I do?
Sebastian Lee
Reminder that Tinder is Jewish tricks manifest in app form. Doesn't mean you shouldn't use it to get your dick wet, just know that it was invented, in part, to accelerate the downfall of the West
Fucking hell lad
Christopher Morris
Trip fag did good for once.
John Williams
Jesus.
James Carter
>trying this hard to dispel the notion that you're a bender
Mate we've all seen your /soc/ posts. All this wanting to date girls lark is clearly you being insecure.
Anthony Reed
I dont think she was asking your ethnicity mate...
Anthony Brown
You almost got to me.
With all these neo normies on here I thought there won't be a place for me to comfortably shitpost anywhere.
Nice to know there are still a few decent cunts.
Logan Powell
Next time, post her response first and we'll crowdsource your response for you. You seem a decent person and I can't bear to see you do this.
Jack King
What else could she mean by background?
Grayson Parker
you where talking about education, she most likely meant that.
Hunter Jackson
Oh right.
Henry Martin
So much this.
I'm so tired I almost forgot about that.
But yeah, everyone's going to find out you're a bender Rightly so, no point trying to cover it all up now just to have it bite you in the arse later on.
Michael Evans
>Engaged >Wanna download tinder and talk to girls purely for experiments in interaction >Don't want my fiance finding out
What do lads?
Josiah Wright
hope it works out for you mate, if it dosnt you can console yourself with the fact that you gave me a good laugh
It's a way of referring to a screen wallpaper, you needed to screenshot your phone homepage and send it to her so she can discern your hobbies and choose whether to copulate with you. You've royally buggered this up lad, onto the next one.
Landon Martin
>advocating for the use of tinder >not being a late bloomer
Levi Lopez
tell your fiance you want to do it as an experiment and get her involved. you could even compete with each other.
Blake Hall
post more mate
Samuel Sanchez
>Be married >Want to shag other women to experiment with sex >Don't want my wife finding out
There's no difference. If you download Tinder, you're cheating on your missus
Elijah Clark
>>rumors that Germany is offering the UK an 'associated partner' status
and backstabbing the EU?
ahahahahhahaha
Bong desperation gets bigger an d bigger
Elijah Cruz
I think there will always be a place for you to comfortably shitpost desu - I was on yesterday when we all had a brief splurge about cars.
Gavin Bailey
Are you really trying to convince me (one of the few people who actually know your secret) that you weren't gay before the 3rd of May?
Jace Phillips
Depends if you're ready for her to show you the road when she finds out.
Samuel Johnson
Downloaded Tinder at uni since everybody else had it, found it to be a waste of time and preferred actually speaking to people in person. But then I split up with my ex, was in a shit state, was poor as fuck and wanted a shag, downloaded it again and made the most of it.
Could also get a BBC nog in to fuck her arsehole while you watch. Call it a competition. Who can take the dick further inside them.
Don't be such a cuck lad.
Parker Wilson
You're a fucking champion, Rightly. You really are. Never change.
Hunter Martinez
I think I'm pretty blackpilled on girls already tbqh, or perhaps blackpilled on myself would be a better way of putting it.
Not sure if Rightly is memeing when he says he's a kissless virgin, but if he's being genuine then I do have a bit more experience in that I actually did have one kinda serious gf in the past.
We never fucked because I hadn't had my completely necessary totally not a kike medical reasons circumcision at the time, but did used to make out alot, sleep round each others houses, cuddle and watch TV together etc.
>tfw this was 10 years ago now
I know that I'm not bad looking, but I just ooze awkwardness and autism from every orifice, and I have trouble speaking to strangers. I think I need to work on fixing the way I see myself before pursuing women, my self-esteem is pretty low.
Anthony Nguyen
why are you even bothering with this? anyone that has even spoken to a woman once can tell from your posts that you will not be able to hold any kind of conversation with a real person, let alone flirt with a girl in real life. if you do manage to meet one somehow, within minutes they will be repulsed and confused unless they are a literal 2/10 in both looks and personality. you will NEVER get laid with a normal or half decent looking girl.
Hudson Lee
You are taking the piss right?
Joshua Morris
Ah cool, I thought so. Its been suggested to me a lot since I split up with my longterm gf but it would probably be too hit or miss for me.
Its a struggle to find someone who syncs with me politically or at least doesn't find my views so abhorrent that they don't want to associate with me. So Tinder probably wouldn't work for me.
Isaiah Brooks
Yeah but seeing all this fucking sleazy talk of tinder and how some of these cunts actually behave in real life just to get a whiff of pussy just makes me realise how far I've ascended past mortal status.
Jacob Walker
you have grossly misunderstood my response to the previous poster.
