- - - The Story So Far - - - >Anonymongs bow to Preuße >in contact with YKTD >rumoured to possess psychic abilities >controls Brit/pol/ with an iron but fair fist >owns castles and banks all over the world >direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line >will bankroll the first Tunnocks factory on Mars >owns basically every shitposting VPN on Earth >first designer babies will be Preuße Babies >said to have 220+ IQ >ancient Paki scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Anonymongs and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him >owns meme R&D labs around the world >you likely have Preuße cummies inside you right now >Preuße is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church >learned fluent Polish in under a week >nation states entrust their rare Pepe reserves with Preuße. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Preuße >17 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human. >in reality, a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Preuße bang to the end of the universe >Preuße will guide Brit/pol/ into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>Queen reported to police for not wearing seatbelt, Civil and criminal proceedings cannot be taken against the Queen in UK law. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-40359502
Reminder if your trip doesn't start with R you're only making brit/pol/ worse
Jace Davis
Thanks
Luis Gonzalez
first for the corbster cheekily waltzing into number 10 later this year
Jeremiah Ramirez
manchester raising the game against east sussex's rainbow diversity car
Nolan Bailey
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Luis Price
You're just saying the German word for Prussia over and over, which is frankly not the worst thing you could do.
Cameron Roberts
off yourself lad
Justin Clark
What are you talking about self awareness to me for? Aware of what? What are you trying to say about me?
Jaxson Phillips
I think this is the shittest britpol thread I've ever seen
Brody Nelson
>tfw trying to tell a retarded he's retarded Some game I chose to play.
You know that shape game thingy you used to play as a child where you put different shapes into their slots? Bet you always tried to jam the square into the circle slot only to end up crying when it didn't go your way.
Blake Harris
How are you celebrating independence day brit/pol/?
Mason Richardson
>tfw making multiple grammatical mistakes while telling retards they're retarded
W O K E
Adrian Roberts
Well it's been fun but I'm off to bed, don't summon me again you stupid fags if you're going to cry about me showing up in the next thread.
Fucking retards the lot of you.
Kevin Sanchez
What is YKTD up to these days?
Jayden Diaz
Hey what the hell? This is how I know you're an autistic, you say these mean things to people and show no consideration for their feelings.
Luis Morgan
You know what, I wrote that before I read your bog pasta. I take it back, you're alright. >ancient paki... haha
Hudson Rogers
@131026629 kys
Aiden Lopez
He's at her majesty's pleasure after running down some Muds and killing one in a transit van.
Jaxson Roberts
Wanking to some Kate garraway and Carol vorderman videos on youtube
Lincoln Perez
Painting some 1/100 scale Cromwell tanks.
> INB4 NEET
I have a job to start in August.
Chase Reed
Morning lads. Had the best nights sleep in a week last night. I actually slept a full 8 hours without waking up covered in sweat
Owen Rivera
Worst thread ever.
Aaron Diaz
>pull out of paris bs >bbc whining about us energy output
Let this shitty kraut thread die out lads, it's independence day after all.
SAGE AND ABANDON SAGE AND ABANDON
Joseph Edwards
Fucking hell lads, just has a dream where there was an attempt on lizzie's life and there was open war on the news in London.
Samuel Lopez
Sounds like one of those good ones where you go back to sleep so you can finish it
Julian Sanchez
It was more that the muzzies who assassinated her had nuclear weapons and had the capability to launch them so my dream time was spent in fear with my family
Leo Gomez
>tfw not banned
Samuel Bennett
Sounds like a good dream, that would be enough to redpill the normies.
Jason Phillips
Shit Queen. Mediatised and worthless. Turns up wearing a symbolic EU hat and leaves the crown on the floor. Cucks bow to an EU hat.
Blake Diaz
How was QT last night?
Brandon Cooper
too cool for naked memeing today!
Tyler Mitchell
>How was QT last night?
fucking horrible, jerry springer tier BS. A Corbynista actually got tossed from the audience. TW was god tier red pilling though.
Jeremiah King
Highlight was a typical loudmouthed leftie getting asked to leave.
Ian Moore
My normie friends on Twitter are raging so much today about Independence Day
Benjamin Turner
Got any pics?
Adrian Thomas
Not without publicising to the whole of Sup Forums what my twitter account is. They're mostly raging at me for wishing everyone a happy independence day
Matthew Lewis
Why are you Anonymong, Preuße? Are you banned again? Don't lie about not being naked either, Preuße, you maggot.
Adrian Moore
Explain yourselves, brits.
Samuel Reed
Send them this. Sit back and enjoy their anger unfold.
Landon Johnson
The quote serves as a pretty good explanation.
Nathaniel Martinez
pretty good protest, actually. makes the school look completely stupid.
Jordan Lee
I want to fuck naga mancheti
Adrian Howard
>I want to fuck ᶰaᵍᵃ manᶜʰᵉᵗᶦ bender
Joseph Clark
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Jaxon Campbell
I know this isn't technically Britain but the BBC getting wrecked is always worth a laugh, lads
Dylan Lewis
Morning lads and happy independence Day
Ryder Lee
I find calling it "independence day" a tad ironic since the EU is more dependant on us than the other way round