Tesla On Suicide Watch

This is Porsche's answer to Tesla.

Tesla BTFO or what ? I like the way it looks. Also those specs be insane, but probably true when you put burger engineering vs Porsche's engineers lol.

Interior, it actually looks like a car and not a tablet on wheels lol

BTFO'ed

Major motor company's weren't all into electric cars because they didn't have to.

Elon Musk BTFO'd himself. His companies are so reliant on US taxpayer subsidies, they literally wouldn't exist without them. He fucked himself when he walked out on the President.

Good luck to Porsche. I wouldn't buy one, but I wasn't going to buy a Tesla either. As a burger, I enjoy cheap gas and can drive a guzzler as much as I want.

>that gear stick
Why is it so tiny?

why do you even need stick in electricjew car

Its an automatic.

Electric cars don't have gears. No shifting while driving.

>Put a stick in in the middle of a burger car
>they circle it in confusion like monkeys

amen

>muscles cars or btfo

So fat burgers can't get their hamsausages around it and Europeans can laugh at them desperately trying to get it in reverse.

Who cares?

Call me when we have 5% e-car market penetration.

What are the door seals like?

That's what turned me off Tesla's: such shitty job on the door seals there is no way it will be weather proof.

>The upcoming Porsche Mission E, should that car make it into production, will be at a starting price of $60,000.
Hmmmmm...

that is the switch to wind the windows down.

This.

Mine just has some buttons.
That stick is actually needlessly big.

You don't know what automatic is? I thought that was all you got over there...

It's a clit instead of a penis. We matriarchy nao!

Yours for the low low price of 899,000 Euros

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he's talking about the gear stick/gear lever that puts you into park/drive/neutral/etc.

why is it so small is what he's asking, most cars have it pretty large, and it just looks so pathetic and tiny in the pic of the interior.

simple answer: Europeans got small hands

>Burger logic
>Lets use 3,4 buttons instead of one stick.

No wonder your cars are cheap shit.

The larger shifter promotes rape culture. By making it smaller and more flacid, the car becomes a safe-space.

>Europeans are defending this automatic piece of shit
Europeons- not even once

>will be at a starting price of $60,000.

If they didn't gimp it with a tiny battery or something, that's amazing.

Cheaper than a Tesla model S.

b-b-b-b-butthurt
finally joining the American masterrace?

>Build car
>people want it
>sell every single one without losing money
Hmmmm

Why would a self driving car need an interior? The owner can do anything he wants in a self driving car. Even shitposting...

WTF? I love coal powered cars now. Cool steam punk tech you have there.

Is it going to drive itself?

That's still cheaper than a Tesla

>self driving car
>can't even make a tight turn on demand because it doesn't know if it's navigating a 90 degree bend or swerving into a group of schoolchildren

Dropped

Self driving is a meme.

It will never work outside the motorway.

>American master race
>literally can't drive a car if he has to shift.
>pay thru your nose when your fancy transmision gets fucked
>never learn the feel of a car like a real driver does.

Burgers be burgering.

Tesla not BTFO because porche will seel a few thousand and tesla is on track to be the main car seller in a nation of almost 400,000,000

Porsche is a reasonably priced high-end car. It's not that expensive unless you're a poorfag.

Shut up American

Americans will never into cars

You will always be BTFO by Europeans

It will work. It's a matter of when.

t. AI researcher

>Electric cars
>Gears
Pick one

Designers use things around them as inspiration
It was made by burgers

What do you think?

Not if he loses taxpayer subsidies.

I've seen a tesla just a few times and I live in Seattle. How are they on track to be the number 1 in anything?

Meanwhile everyone who has driven both a manual and automatic inevitably says they prefer automatic for daily commuting after owning a manual for a decent amount of time. Driving in stoplights quickly becomes boring.

Seriously tho. I recall them ribbing Americans for driving automatic not long ago. Of course, even back then I was redpilled enough to know it was all because yuropoors can't actually afford automatic transmissions.

But still, I must concede that the experience of driving a manual in a favorable environment is far more exhilarating than choose one: brake or gas.

Now I see their entire argument was bullshit and they know it. They were only ever virtue signalling. Which is precisely why it's perfectly fine for an electric car to be automatic.

GPS and Google maps knows all the tight turns. The car will know the road better than the owner. Besides it can stop in a milliseconds when a kid appears.

They should fire everyone that made it for being homosexual faggots - bigger is better with cars desu

>implying Tesla is a good electric car
>implying Rimac isn't the future

Top fucking lel

>electric
dropped
again
just gets worse and worse

>Porsche is a concept "car"
>Tesla cars available at showrooms today.

spot the difference, dumbshit

>GPS and Google maps knows all the tight turns.
how does the car have confidence in it's knowledge of it's location? what happens if GPS is disabled? what happens if google maps is out of date?

> The car will know the road better than the owner.
it can't see texture, it can't keep track of pedestrians, it can't comprehend how people are going to react to it's actions, it can't detect when it's map is faulty.

>Besides it can stop in a milliseconds when a kid appears.
what about when it's just swerved into a kid?

Wow I thought all the real drivers here in the US drove manual. I get that girls and fags like automatics but why the hell would any real man willingly drive a car that you have less control over?

Would they also stop the truck of peace attacks, or would it be like when the M5 Multitronic Unit took control of the Enterprise and started fucking shit up?

Fuck off European scum, god bless the Arabs and Turks who rape and kill stupid eurotrash. Fuck Europe, we will win inshallah

How retarded are you, exactly?
Why do you think OP mentioned Tesla?

Reminder that this is an 18+ board.

Yeah go buy me a new Tesla real quick.

Sorry AI fag. AI is a meme. Come at me bro. Where and when will we have this self driving car IRL?

>implying homos don't intrinsically accept bigger is better.

Never seen a lesbian buy a packer, have you?

In a theoretical world the torque x rpm of an electric motor is directly inversely proportional. So you would only require 1 gear (5th in this case). But due to practical reasons if the torque curve is not completely linear, multiple gears can be utilised to ensure that the torque at the wheels (after torque multiplication of the gearbox) per motor rpm is maximised, thus improving efficiency.

An electric motor doesn't have any RPM though. That's not how it works

Gears would improve efficiency, yes.

But most electric cars don't have gears because their torque at low speeds is so big it would destroy a normal clutch.
And installing a super beefy clutch and extra strong gear box to deal with the torque just ads weight and cost that's better spend on a bigger battery instead.

>electric motors don't cause rotations

>Europeans got small hands
yeah and Africans got big hands

>An electric motor doesn't have any RPM

The engine doesn't have any moving parts

>German engineering still behind Croatia.
Krauts BTFO

They already partially do this.

That asshat that died taking a nap in his Tesla was asleep for 40 minutes before it happened.
And presumably he'd done this before.
Thats a pretty good start to be honest.

We need data, lots of data, real world data, all kinds of roads at all times in all conditions, to train the AI to handle all conditions.
Tesla already has cars on the road soaking it all up.
So far ahead they have more data than google.

Nobody knows how long its going to take, but its only going to get better.
I'd say two decades at most until it will drive around your suburb without killing kids.

It has 1 moving part.
Which turns around....at a certain number of rounds per minute.

You can easily program an electric car to stop a truck of peace. When I mean stop I mean it would calculate how to save people and accelerate ridiculously fast to accomplish that goal. So yes. Elon can do that.
>>GPS and Google maps knows all the tight turns.
>how does the car have confidence in it's knowledge of it's location?

Satellites take picture of the same road every week.

>what happens if GPS is disabled? what happens if google maps is out of date?

It tells the owner to take the wheel.

>> The car will know the road better than the owner.
>it can't see texture,

It's supposed to have 8 cameras. It can see texture.

>it can't keep track of pedestrians,

It has a radar and sonar.

>it can't comprehend how people are going to react to it's actions,

It acts faster than any pedestrian. The car always will see what happens. It thinks at electron speed ffs.

>it can't detect when it's map is faulty.

All cars are electronic. If the road is faulty every car will know where it's faulty.

>>Besides it can stop in a milliseconds when a kid appears.
>what about when it's just swerved into a kid?

It will detect the kid and stop. It has all kinds of sensors.

Hahaha by 2020 when this will hit the streets, Germany will not exist even in history books. Keep to what you know - Sucking Muslim cock.

Hey, that looks pretty cool.

>It doesn't exist.

O-oh. OK.

right, i see you're one of those idiots. see you in 2070.

that car looks so fucking good

Ahh, a truly American product, then. If it goes on a spec sheet, it gets attention. If it doesn't, it gets nickel-and-dimed to death.

I am too old. Won't see those days.

>German Engineering.
>Impractical Car gets mutilated by a speed bump or a rock on the road.

Faggots

All batteries destroy the environment... Electric cars are a pipe dream.

Nice vaporware faggot! Let me know when Porsche sells 30k of those a year

No, roach. None of that is true.
>60 to 0 in mileseconds
Fucking idiot.

Electric cars are for fags and long haired hippy degenerates. No self respecting man would be caught dead in one. It is our God given right to drive a carbon belching V8.

this. had to cringe watching a guy with a Ferrari try to simply exit a parking lot.

A thousand milliseconds us a second.

Italian cars are the pinnacle of beauty Ameribro.

>almost double the price of the model 3
>tesla is competing with sports cars meme

Have you read at all about Teslas strategy?
They started with a sports car and worked their way down so they could fund the development of their main product, decent electric cars that are actually affordable.
The endgame is to get as many electric cars to as many people as possible so they can bank off of the infrastrucure they're putting in.
Meanwhile porshe is wasting resources cutting into the electric sports car market while not offering the trickle down effect on cheap electric cars in the future.
Think about that for a sec.
They are trying to cut into a market solely existing for the rich activists that care more about the future their purchase goes towards, than the minute effect their own lack of emissions creates.
They have no plan and they have no future in electric cars.

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tesla is n1

It won't work because people won't give up on driving not because the system wouldn't work. It's a matter of human psychology.

cool looking. wouldn't buy electric though. I'm fine zipping around in my 370z

you are correct. tesla will be the future, serbs always win

But does it pass the emissions test?

>Implying Stuttgart isn't in flame and a part of the European Caliphate before this releases.

Ugh, whats with the Cadillac style headlights?

Porsche knows how to build good cars. Tesla doesn't. Rest assured that the door seals are top notch on this Porsche.

Porsche are just glorified VW's you stupid pole.

that stick almost certainly has no mechanical linkage whatsoever to any part of the drivetrain, and it shouldn't be there to emulate an actual transmission.

faggy little gearshift

Hi Skippy! VW make good cars.

>electric motors don't have rotations per minute

anyone who keeps posting this plebit shit and moreso with plebit format needs to kill himself asap, so please do that or shut the fuc up and gtfo for fucks sake
you fucking nieggers think noone knows who you are, you reek of it, you and your fucking pedantic answers , arguing over petty things noone gives a shit about.

Since it's just the wheels rotating measuring them in RPM is redundant since those are measured in KPH or MPH

Overpriced buckets of rust that wannabe yuppies drive around thinking it makes them look sophisticated. Give me a fucking chevy or a Holden with a loud thundering V8 and keep your german made sissy mobile in Europistan thank you very much