Brit/pol/ - Edd China edition

>Theresa May's enfeebled body to be controlled by the DUP animatronics department
news.sky.com/story/dup-and-conservatives-make-confidence-and-supply-deal-10927704

>HMS Queen Elizabeth set sail on her maiden voyage
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4640214/HMS-Queen-Elizabeth-maiden-voyage.html

>Police officers injured after chimpout, could be the start of the 2017 riots
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40401221

>Grenfell Tower: Cladding firm ends global sales for tower blocks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40409981

>Muslim woman driver crashes into muslims at the end of their starvation thingy they do each year
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-40397028

>David Davis '"pretty sure" of Free trade deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40397312

>Tommy Robinson in trouble (again) after being filmed punching a man at Ascot
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/edl-founder-tommy-robinson-caught-10684559

>Phillip Hammond allegedly wanted for interim Prime Minister
independent.co.uk/news/uk/ministers-want-philip-hammond-as-a-caretaker-prime-minister-a7807441.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=jC7f1OKQ78M
youtube.com/watch?v=OXypyrutq_M
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/23/jewish-man-arrested-israel-allegedly-making-bomb-threats-against/
strawpoll.me/13296305
twitter.com/britainelects/status/878946488201736192
m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=ITQD7SFN66U
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

1st for me.

>user still hasn't accepted christ

First for out lefty shills

Does anyone else remember Edd from when he did the Bond car for Top Gear? youtube.com/watch?v=jC7f1OKQ78M

>are maj is 5'4"
>powell only looks a small amount taller

Was Enoch a manlet?

I have.

Christ has been abolished.

More white terrorism

He's standing further away from the camera than she is you spastic youtube.com/watch?v=OXypyrutq_M .

Why has the Queen got horse teeth in this photo?

How does she know it is a hate crime attack?
Do they have any evidence to prove it was a hate crime attack?

>when the temptations hit but you dgaf

Not that much further away.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/23/jewish-man-arrested-israel-allegedly-making-bomb-threats-against/

What see the doc for?

If it so much as rains on a mudslime it's a hate crime.

The article said she knew it was because she's the only muslim on the street.

I hurt my foot. Has been bad for weeks. I have a bit of a limp.

>They still don't know how evil those racists are
>Better do something to show them what they're all like

Minute's silence next Monday 11am for this.

Not all of us are catholic

limp dick?

Funny how quickly the porsche poster disappeared.

;^)

>More minutes' silence this year than the rest of our lives combined

Just how fucking deluded is Owen?

hey iman whatcha doing?

Pick a number. He's way more deluded than that.

>Christ = Catholicism
What?

nuffin

>the cusp of power
literally how?

Has anyone asked him why he doesn't just move to fucking Venezuela yet?

>Led by some random guy
They seem to be the ones trying to abolish Christ

>tripfags in charge of knowing the law
Any crime is a hate crime if you report it as such
It requires no evidence

>"venezuela isn't real socialism, also they hate gays"

He wasn't very tall. Bonus points for Noel Gallagher in the background.

If he tightens his immigration policy and gave some concrete stance on the EU referendum, he would pander to enough voters to win the next election.

would you fuck diane abbot for £10000?

>those legs
saucy

how is that on the cusp?
Especially since Tories won't hold a GE anytime soon after their last performance

Our society abolished Christ, Sin and Hell when it turned it's back on its church by forcing something as eternal as God to pander to passing trends and fads.

I'm pretty sure gays are anathema to socialists on the basis that they can't produce a new generation of proles to fund their retirement

>HMS Queen Elizabeth set sail on her maiden voyage

A
FUCKING
RAMP

>he thinks we won't have daily elections by 2020

>Especially since Tories won't hold a GE anytime soon after their last performance
>He thinks it's up to them
They don't have the balance of power anymore

Do I have to use my own dick?

>when america is more christian than uk

>crowd at Glastonbury
>representative of the entire British electorate
his story checks out y'all

>sitting in a big boring inter-company meeting
>department head keeps using 'exasperated' when he means 'exacerbated'
>really likes the word, said it four times in the past 20 minutes

ah yes the issues were exasperated I wonder what annoyed them

>Be RAN
>Have aircraft carrier

Pick one.

You're saying the other parties (still a minority) could demand one and get it?

How does a vocal Labour party get an election when no other party would agree?

You didn't send an entire generation of Christian fathers marching in rank into German machine gun fire.

IMPORTANT POLL
strawpoll.me/13296305 .

yeah no condm

They cross their fingers and wish really hard you big thilly. Once people see the TRUE Labour party then they'll have to vote for them.

Tories only hold a majority with a shakey deal with the DUP, all they need is a handful of rebels to collapse. This is of course ignoring the argument that nobody really wants to be the party that finalise article 50.

Remember the morning of June 24th? So full of hope for a few moments before reality set in.

Still don't see how that forces another GE and would also somehow give Corbyn another 65 seats

>no other party would agree?
>SNP licking wounds
>Lib Dems now have more money than labour
All those other little shits who are unimportant enough to get a special mention would agree as well.
twitter.com/britainelects/status/878946488201736192
>LAB 5 Points ahead of CON
>It's all the dirty spics
Nice try Pablo O'Deshawn
>Our society abolished Christ, Sin and Hell when it turned it's back on its church by forcing something as eternal as God to pander to passing trends and fads.
What are you talking about in particular here?

After we pay for the European pensions, do we start on Africa?
£240 each might be a bit much for them poor fellas.
Should we make British pensions cheaper to obtain? It's only money lads.

Don't you think the guy looks like Noel Gallagher? Also, why did John call himself Enoch?

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NO! We should pay Africa's pensions first. And then Asian pensions and South American. THEN we can do Europe. We're global citizens of course we should help the entire globe. Not those smelly white chavs in our own country, they're too lazy to even work as toilet cleaners for £1 an hour!

WHAT ARE YOU A RACIST?

>breakfast negotiations continue to go poorly
>media starts calling the Tories weak and the last GE showed the lack of faith in her
>media starts saying public opinion has shifted
>politicians as they pandering cunts they're employed to be call for another GE
>Labour/LibDem/Green all support a GE
>Vast amounts of the Tory party don't even want to breakfast, let alone negotiate it, so rebel
>GE passes
>Corbyn, who destroyed May's majority with no clear EU stance, offers a clear EU stance and vaccumes up all those who were made unsure about his stance
>Media bandwagons him into power

>That poster on the right
That has to be ironic, right?

And beyond...

What? Why would it be ironic? What's irony?

Why do Anglos always use German flags?

I always see antifa flags in the USA with "antifaschistische aktion", fucking Anglos.

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>USA
>Anglos

Read some morality man.

This fucking dweeb losing his shit on BBC2

then no

It's cultural appropriation, Fritz, and you should be fucking livid. Anglo kids just constantly pepper their speech with German words that they don't understand. We call it "Denglish".

"Come let's ein party zusammenmachen." "Jetzt bin ich hier mit my best bros." That sort of thing.

Oh wait...

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I'm confident that 50%+ of the population would still never vote for a traitorous socialist.

As thin as a majority as she has with the DUP, I think Theresa will be in power for a short while longer, and if she does go, then remember that in this country we vote for parties as opposed to people, so the Tories will still be in power and they'll just choose a different, more competent leader (it would be impossible for them to find a more incompetent leader). To be honest I very much doubt we will have another election for a few years yet, after the negotiations have finished, by which time the Tories will have managed to paint the bastardised deformed "Brexit" that they delivered as something to be proud of and much of the voting public will be persuaded by this.

Also, think about this, in the last general election it was Corbyn against Theresa, the worst leader of the Conservatives in modern times and he still lost by a big amount. Next time around it will be impossible for him to be facing an equally bad or worse candidate.

>I'm confident that 50%+ of the population would still never vote for a traitorous socialist.
When the fuck has 50%+ of the population voted for one party ever?

How many seats did the Conservatives gain in 2010?

>In death, a member of project mayhem has a name, her name is Diane Abbott. Her name is Diane Abbott ......with two fucking Ts. Show some respect. Her name is Diane Abbott...

>Also, why did John call himself Enoch?
He was one of two people called John Powell on his university course so began using his middle name instead.

96?

I'm not sure I agree that it'd be easy for them to find a more competent leader. The professional class has been completely hollowed out by the rise in managerialism, end of grammar schools and their associated social mobility, and affirmative action. I look at the current crop of MPs and really do think May might be one of the most competent. Or at least of average competence for the group. And that is what should really scare you.

I know one MP from university days. The fact that he was selected shows the system is totally broken.

talking about not voting

+109 from 198 to 307

Is this a larp or actually real?

m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=ITQD7SFN66U

But that was a completely different political environment with a nationwide split opposition

40% of the electorate voted for comrade corbyn last time.

Fucking hell GCHQ really aren't putting much effort in are they?

>tfw we had a fire alarm when the grenfell tower silence was supposed to be happening
Deliberate sabotage?

t. Increasingly nervous man

Take solace in the fact that whoever wins the result is still the same.

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>Prije Yoof Netwark
When did diction go out of the window?

>it's another "WN brings the catholicism vs protestantism bullshit from wider Sup Forums to brit/pol/" episode

So what are you lads hoping to get for Christmas?

>it's another "WN brings the catholicism vs protestantism bullshit from wider Sup Forums to brit/pol/" episode
>Implying any rational discussion happens in wider Sup Forums anymore

le austerity meme

Typical lefty twats.

Good luck with the indy journo thing though, been tempted myself to do that but just cant because of employment reasons.

Shame because i know a bit about audio production/recording and have enough equipment spare to nail that part, would just need some video related equipment.

You should get a bitcion addy up for donations and shit if you start to do that semi-seriously.

How true do you think the ""if corbyn wins we'll do a coup" -unnamed general" rumors that pops up everey 5 months

We've had a referendum just over a year ago. The laziest and most destructive way to facilitate change within the democratic system. So now we have a plethora of MPs in government being asked by their leader to support electorate demanded action that they, nor her agree with. Government is susceptible to rebels at the best of times, this is a recipe for disaster especially now her majority was shattered.