Venezuelan Uprising Video TRANSLATED

In English:
youtube.com/watch?v=A3zNQFQF_ZI

In Portuguese:
youtube.com/watch?v=7C7pIHOwKSY&feature=youtu.be

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING. Turn on CN-, I mean, turn on REAL NEWS.

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>tfw your country is finally taking the fashpill

There are no human measures of thickness to describe how hard my dick is right now.

Venezuela deserves FREEDOM. Enough unreal socialism, please.

Is anyone else having fun watching the left most rebel guy wiggle around?
It's like he's trying to adjust his balls discretely.

>we are warriors of god
>literal DEUS VULT

YES

YESSSSSSSSSSS

isn't the guy a shitty actor

...

>In Portuguese
WHO THE HELL FUCKING CARES?

>a fucking leaf

KEK

VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

Looks like a CIA clandestine-OP.
Color revolution?

*deeply concern*

lmao they don't even have red dots on their famas

have a bump

Can't watch TV I need a
>quick rundown

>The bogs have finally had enough of Maduro's commie shit
>Send Oscar to cause a mess, all while lifting moral to freedom fighters
>It will all escalate to a revolt/civil war
>Iron, but fair grip

sauce

How many fucking Venezuelans need to clarify that literally nothing is happening? Have every single every single one of you ignored literally everything that Venezuelan anons have said throughout the past 4 hours?

There's no fucking coup, the helicopter faggot did what he did then disappeared off into the sunset.

Yes, user. I am Venezuelan and can confirm that nothing is happening. Also we have much toilet papers.

you're right. if you want to see something happening, you can see people protesting here: twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=caricuao&src=typd. but that's pretty much it.. there are some few other protests on other places

We should open up a burger joint with all these nothing burgers on the menu.

>Warriors of jesus christ

VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

Just to clarify: The helicopter pilot is just a rich actor who's LARPing, right? I read his Instagram page and after everything I saw, the call for action that he did seemed like a shitty audition for a movie.

nope. he's an actual cop and a pilot, but he's an actor too. but no one seems to know what he was trying to do (why would he throw a few grenades over the supreme court and fly away?), some people thinking it was a false flag or something set up by the government to make people ignore that they gave chief prosecutor powers to the ombudsman, who's loyal to the government (the chief prosecutor isn't)

How will being fascist help? They still nationalize everything...

I heard about this, and it's possible. But I have two other theories:
1) It was a false flag to justify further militarization of Venezuela
2) A very shitty attempt by helicopter guy to provoke an uprising

With the information we have that's all we can speculate.

It was a bold move

Monitoring till I fall asleep.
Yesterday was an abundance of MAJOR happenings globally.


Start of the lolokeks

Aren't the opposition socialists as well though?

God damn, Venezuelan Spanish sounds like 1 billion times more sexier than hideous beaner Spanish.

Depends on the zone you live, but yeah our accent is top tier.

Kek

He's not hiding the face, name

lmao

I'd love to believe but...

VE POR ELLOS OSCAR DESU

Faggots too scared to show their face.

VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

Will Venezuela be a Phoenix Nation? Will they rise from the ashes of the failed old ways to usher in the light of the new?

Check em.

WE WILL GET TO KILL COMMIES IN OUR LIFETIMES

AND EVEN BETTER: COMMIE SPICS!

Fuck yes, who here Venezuelan foreign legion?

NUESTRO ENEMIGOS SON LOS COMUNISTAS, CAPITALISTAS, RACISTAS, FRANCMASONES Y EL NUEVO ORDEN MUNDIAL

cool, what game is this?

Man, that guy one the left was so fidgety I had a hard time paying attention.

Tropico 6

I hope you survive the civil war. Give them hell, Enrique.

Fifty bucks Radonski is placed after the coup, because Shlomo has made psyops and art form.

As this forum clearly demonstrates.

He says this?