Crusading

how hard would it be to organize a large group of people, go to the middle east, kill a bunch of mudslimes, and establish a crusader state?

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Why the FUCK would I ever die for a piece of the fucking desert?

You need to fix the JEWS in your own country before you can do ANYTHING to stop the muslim problem.

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>going off to the middle east to die for a kike while jamal and abdul are home BLACKING your wife

>establish a crusader state

Fix: ancap society with christians beliefs and with a common objective,purge the heretics

i mean, if you dont have a wife and just really want an excuse to kill muslims i dont see an issue with it
>t. someone who really just wants to kill muslims

>how can we invent our own crusade
>sabaton
>insulting Brazil when its the single largest Catholic country in the world

These are some of the cringiest threads on this entire board. We literally spent a decade at war in Iraq, the center of the Levant, as a white Christian nation subjugating a massive Muslim population. Just join the Marines, like all the other retards.

The enemy are already inside the gates. What we need is a reconquista.

Kick them out of Europe first.

>establish a crusader state?
Is that essentially the opposite of ISIS? I don't know how that would go over in international circles. They pay lots of money to make sure ISIS is working as best it can....Having a bunch of Radical white christians in the middle east would throw a wrench in (((their))) plans.

initially not hard but you'd get immediately Jew'd as soon as you try to set up your own state

Probably nil
If the Saudis or Iranians don't level you, the Americans will do it for them

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>memes about dying for israel
>just go die for israel
also what's wrong with sabaton?

europe's a lost cause. ergo crusader state

I don't think making an army is the problem. The problem would be dealing with the fallout afterward, as many countries would be pissed and bomb our new crusader country to shit

sure buddy join up with me in my group Crusaders Of Christ's Kingdom

COCK has the same goals you mention you should become a COCK

How about organizing the people at home against the cuckolding being handed out by Jamals?

it would just be serbia 2.0.
seems the jews want to stop all the good things around the world.

It would be easy. We just need an ally. There are Christian groups already operating in the area and the Kurds are simple and would be easy to buy off or they may even help you and sell you weapons at the going price. These groups have Facebook pages and you can message them. I guess you have a discord and give people the password and username to an email account. Have everyone email the account with their discussions and questions and it will be more anonymous. But I know little about networking online, esp anonymously so someone could improve on what I said.

Why not both?

Crusades are over, we lost. See map. The whole point of the Crusades were to stop the Islam invasion from exterminating Christians from the Middle east. Place like Turkey used to be mostly Christian. Now is 99% Muslim. It's over, we lost. Islam's rape, slaughter, and convert the infidel beat out Jesus's "turn the other cheek."

Now think. Where today is there a modern invasion of Islam trying to rape, slaughter and convert Christians.... that's where the crusade is.

Sabaton is the musical version of 40k. It's purile, tasteless shit for edgy teenagers.

Muslims are AIDS, Jews are HIV.

I don't know, try it out.

Have everyone log into the account and send the emails back to the same account to organize getting plane tickets and preparations and such**

you mean muslims and jews, the holy land belongs to the christians and only the christians

I dunno, why don't you ask al-Baghdadi.

Here's a better idea: find a White woman and have ten children. Then get thousands of other White people to do the same.

We're being invaded on all fronts and you want to go out and LE EBIN CRUSADE XDDDD for some useless patch of desert? Get your priorities in order.

Pretty difficult. The closest modern approximate I can think of would be ISIS, which iirc was only around 20k fighters, but ended up getting armaments from Uncle Sam and carving out their own state.

Since you're discussing a Christian state, you have to assume that even if you could pull it off, you're gonna be surrounded by enemies who very well might unite to crush you.

It's really not very feasible without some serious backing and support.

youve seen women of european ethnicity in first world countries this century, right?

I'm in?

Yes. I am indeed.

I mean if you have the money you could start a PMC and do that really all on your own. You could even do it in africa and no one would really be able to stop you.

We could cure the entire disease in one felt swoop. Start in Syria, get weapons from Kurds first, then Russia, then take syria, take isreal, take Brussels, and then take London. It could be done. It's all there geographicly. With the right tactics and tools it could be done easily.

>get weapons from Kurds first
The vast majority of Kurds are Sunni Muslims, you filthy fat burger piece of shit. KYS. Literally just spouting memes without any nuanced knowledge.

It's tactically easy. It's strategically hard. It's logistically impossible.

>hungary

And that matters why? The Kurds are also literally idiots! Have you ever talked to one? You could fool them into helping you do whatever fucked up shit in desert you wanted. With the right story or amount of cash. Shove off.

america will get pissy that you are cutting in on their action.

Most of Middle East isn't even desert. You shove off and go jerk off to porn, decadent philistine scum. I'd love to see your PTSD afterwards, retard.

One of us in here has to have enough money to fund an oil rig type structure like in metal gear, right? You could start there and slowly move into the middle East. Keep me fed and armed and make sure that if I die my family gets my remains I would sign up right now

why would we kill the muslims? their not the problem we could use them as allies against the group who is though.

The pope would have to call for it, that's all it would take.

Wrong Hillary. It would take about three months to setup and I bet it would work. The smuggling routes are already there. It would just take about a dozen well guided and united intellectuals, serval thousand dollars, and alot of arab cannon fodder.

>Implying that the area were talking about isn't desert
>I have ptsd no fireworks plz brushie brushie

Go shit on someone elses parade, you're not doing yourself any favors here.

That was the strategy ISIS used. And they were ideologically aligned with the surrounding half billion muslims. And they had petroleum revenue, billions of dollars in untraceable petrodollars, the implicit support of several (((regional players))), they had engineers and architects and doctors and lawyers and pilots and tankers and media experts.

I don't know if you're just larping or if you're genuinely this ignorant about the region and the reality of the modern Middle East.

I'm not telling you what the strategy I would use is. Ive barely eluded to it. As to isis, they are defending ground when they should of been atacking the heart of their so called enemies. So called because I think it's obvious that they don't really want to stop the creation of greater isreal or the subjugation of their territory. Isreal takes in wounded isis soldiers for years at a time. They don't do that for anyone else in syria. They also don't have the best goddamn fighting spirit this side of the Mississippi weeee haw. But we are better than them.

>talking about a Crusade before a Reconquista from the fucking garbage within Europe

>eluded
>atacking

A second grader is better than you, man. Neck yourself.

Were never going to have a reconquista if we don't free ourselves from these counter intuitive laws. If we ever want to be able to purge our countries we would have to shut down nato, un, isreal, world Bank, and colluding corporations. Which could be done in a operation planned and launched from within syria currently.

>we lost one crusade and shitskins are taking over so that means we lost forever lmao lets just let it happen i guess

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>Why the FUCK would I ever die for a piece of the fucking desert?

To keep the fucking desert IN the fucking desert.

Doesn't take away from anything I said mate. Why do people get so offended when I tell them someone they were too much of a pussy to realize themselves. It's not rocket science, it's just within the realm of possibility. You're desperately trying to make it seem harder to save the world than what it really is. Why?

Forget the crusade, When are we finally going to conquer Europe from the Kafir filth?

Because you sound like a retard in both what you say and how you say it, and everyone can immediately see that you're either delusional or a teenager.

Ignoring everything else, considering how hard it was to organize them back in the day, harder by a series of multitudes.

Well what's your plan then sir genius?

yeah but the faggot newpope won't. we need a cooler pope in power.

Idunno but I want to join a church that is at least willing to understand what is at stake with the hordes of muslims coming. I want a church group that intends on surviving by force.

Follow the Kissinger model and just let them destabilize each other to the point where they can't form a potent geopolitical bloc and pose a meaningful threat to the West.

ideally, the reconquista wouldn't be simply against Muslims, but all forces of decay in our society

I don't think youre delusional. Just wrong. And I don't think youre here to assist op in starting a crusade either you nigger.

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That will solve isreals problem but it won't solve the Wests problems. We should and could be allowed to take the fight to them and not hold back, even within our borders

Ideally It would be an inquisition state for
a period of time past the actual crusade. The
hordes of heathen darkies need to be put in their place once again. They obviously did not
learn their lesson the first four fucking times.

Agreed

Why the fuck would you want to do that when there are mudshits in our own countries?

We'd first have to purge Europe of communists and socialists then we can purge the Muslim invaders from white Christian land.

okay, so, if you go to the middle east and establish your own country, you can get rid of the mudshits from your own area and establish your own laws. can't do that in america

Organizing a violent uprising against a US ally is an act of terrorism.
A bunch of Asians got honeypotted for trying to save their ancestral lands from commies by buying weapons to send to them.
Going to """fight isis""" on the other hand is perfectly legal.

So because you can't take on the 5% or so of Muslims in your area, you believe you will be able to forge your own state in the midst of a 90% Muslim population who would all team up on you. BRILLIANT

You die for God

>can't do that in america
Wars decide what can and cannot happen.

I'm 100% certain if European monarchs said "enough is enough, who is with us to purge our lands" the general public would gladly pick up arms, hang our current parliaments actively seeking to kill us all and go beyond.

I'm not really willing to go head to head with any 1st world military or police force. Or even 2nd world for that matter. Like even The Philippines are a force to be reckoned with.

More like (((God))).

I'm not talking about fighting the U.S. military, I'm talking about fighting the 1% Muslim population. If you think the U.S. military will protect them, I disagree.

Not really
Rules of engagement and military doctrine are easy and simple to adapt and overcome because they evolve so slowly.

Can't do that in the Middle East either senpai.

You really think the world superpowers aren't already involved over there? You really think they'd be okay with some random guy and his militia taking over countries and disturbing their power?

It's not the low IQ Muslims that would present a challenge user.

mudslimes, kill the kikes

do you want to wear chain mail and use broad swords and shit or what?

you aint down

Hard. The Curch doesn't have the same pull as it did, and there would be a shit ton of international forces that would call it terrorism and actively fight it.

yeah because we can just murder the entire muslim population with no reprocussions

This is closer to reality than a traditional crusade, ad it would probably be aimed domestically.

If you think that the National Guard, Riot Control, or Special Forces aren't going to step in when we start going house to house in our countries "removing kebab", which to them is simply a riot going on a genocide run.

Well I really don't understand you're thinking.

operating with modern weaponry while wearing crusader armor is the final red pill

Seems pretty heavy, can't we just use Kevlar and have Crusader patches, flags, and other personalization of equipment?

>UK
>103
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kek let's invade Israel first, and I'm down

I've honestly thought about this, for Africa as well. If the U.S. went into a Civil War, no one else would really police the rest of the world. Russia could take its surrounding neighbors, Europe would scramble to defend from Russia, China could take on their neighbors, Japan can uncuck themselves, Korea might solve itself, etc. I think a decent, privatized, well organized force with advanced technological capabilities would be able to capture much of the incompetent middle east. You'd have to start with the Saudis though, but I already question why we don't just conquer them. And without the U.S., you could literally genocide the country without having to answer to anyone; other countries would be too weak. Maybe Russia would prosecute you for war crimes? But yeah, I'd help the Kurds create a Kurdistan just to have them as allies and then seize some of the holy lands. Then I'd take Somalia and start genociding much of the people in that part of the continent the way they did to the Arabs in the 60s. Indiscriminate bombing, beheadings, drawing and quartering, napalm to spread fear, gas chambers. Problem solved, and we'd have the middle east back faster than the church can say "new Pope".

I feel like you'd have to wait until the U.S. went to civil war or something. Our government seems to like having terrorists over there to make laws that keep US in line.

the kurds are fucking commies, kike puppets fuck them

Its fun to larp but you wouldnt survive a day in ME

Its a mad max world with suicidal psychos who laugh about raping and murdering each other
you think a sissy neet wh*te cucksader can survive the trauma and take on all the fearless suicidal militias that bomb each other over desert borders?

how about we do a crusade in the U.S. and make a crusader state here instead of going over to the jew land

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