Coffee is one of the greatest single threats to civilization.
Became popular in the west during the early 1800's.
The first generation at large that grew up drinking coffee later went on to create the existential movement of thinking in the late 1800's . I.e. there is no point to anything, art, etc.
To this day millennials sit in coffee houses doing absolutely nothing but rotting in depression because coffee is a neurotoxin that destroys the life essence of man kind.
>Caffeine is a pesticide by the way.
Now things are even worse with 1/3 of the current generation of graduating American students having prescriptions for amphetamines. Coffee stops the breakdown of compounds (so it has a ceiling based on what the brain releases).Amphetamines are straight compound and thus have no ceiling of affect.
Amphetamines have shown to decrease brain mass by 10% in adolescents.
Hitler went crazy by the end of the war because of his use of amphetamines (a coffee like product).
Isaac Martin
Jesus Christ you're a faggot OP
Easton Lewis
fpbp saged
Jaxson White
I work 120 hours a week You got a better way for me to stay awake nigger?
Brayden Morris
Furthermore:
Coffee isn't actually a stimulant, it just stops the breakdown of adrenaline and adrenaline like compounds.
Being constantly stressed reduces I.Q. significantly, thus why women shit test men, because the constant interactions of stress make them do stupid shit. I.E buy them stuff/ get whipped.
This is why society held itself together before when we didn't allow shit tests, like refugees.
People who drink coffee perform worse than placebo, but the key point is that they believe they fared better than without coffee.
It is addictive. Americans spend on average $2000 a year per capita on coffee.
Jack Sanchez
LARPing being a slave.
Call me N word. k?
Connor Williams
Simple, find a better job or stop larping autist.
Noah Evans
Some humans are immune. It breaks down too fast to effect them. There is a genetic marker for the trait. Go fuck yourself.
Mason Sanchez
>Coffee is one of the greatest single threats to civilization.
this is true it's killing the food chain
Adrian Sanders
yeah man go being an unemployed failure that is going to end up nowhere in life You really showed us didn't you
Tyler Nguyen
t. literal nigger
Kevin Hughes
well I mean, kids shouldn't be drinking coffee. stunts growth. of course now its energy drinks which are even worse
Jonathan Perez
Paleo diet, eat lots of fatty meat
Nicholas Evans
I can drink a pot of coffee and fall asleep right afterwards. Doesn't do anything at all. The reason i started drinking it was it was there at work when it was freezing outside
David Thomas
Amphetamines really fuck with your brain OP. You can quit amphetamines cold turkey with no physical side effects but you become very dysphoric for weeks to months.
Chase Turner
Then drink decaffeinated coffee.
Michael Ward
I've been constantly stressed every day for about 4 years Will I become retarded ?
Matthew Hernandez
This this this!! Uppers are fucked
Eli Scott
The world was better when it drank beer as a substitute for water.
Jace Rodriguez
I would support the development of a virus to wipe out coffee plants world-wide. Coffee breaks are extremely wasteful.
Nicholas Harris
Making coffee made the European Enlightenment happen, idiot. Read a damn book.
Benjamin Flores
Dude this makes me feel great.
Down to 1 covfefe/day and didn't start til 18 but that was 10 years ago now and every quit attempt fails. I will keep trying.
David Collins
>thinks they actually got enlightened How's 10th grade going?
Eli Kelly
kill yourself moralfag
Benjamin Bailey
if you work 120 hours a week you have no life
Nolan Barnes
seriously pepper chili and kind of pretty much everything holds pesticides like plants need them to not just rot aways, alsp isn't capsaicine the pepper hot , also a neuro toxine attacking receptors for pain?
Caleb Roberts
mathematics is a machine that turns coffee into theorems
Luke Cox
The "enlightenment" can go fuck itself, it's egalitarian kike shit
Caleb Clark
read an actual biology book. humans espacialy europeans and such, are adapted to agricultural life that's the reason we europeans can actualy digest milk in adult age, we aren't stone age humans we are farmers through and through. do what you are designed for, eat corn , burn down forrests, and enslave your neighbours
Brody Murphy
Enjoy getting cucked daily by your waifish, anemic monarch.
Henry Bell
Let me see.. cum hoc ergo propter hoc and association fallacies with pesticide and amphetamines. This post is much too stupid not to be b8. Why did you write b8 about coffee?
Matthew Anderson
>Amphetamines have shown to decrease brain mass by 10% in adolescents. Permanently?
Lucas Lee
i meant wheat.
Austin Ortiz
yeah if taken for a decade of development.
Luis Watson
It destroys brain elasticity, and if taken log enough use has been linked to dementia.
Lucas Myers
>Being constantly stressed reduces I.Q.
this is the only point worth writing. coffee makes some people anxious. fucks with their ability to relax. obviously the key is moderation, not waging war against something that can be really helpful if you do more than just sit in your room shitposting adolf hitler all day
Henry Gray
And coffee cups into donuts. Now go back to /sci/
Isaiah Martinez
>amphetamines (a coffee like product) If you don't drink coffee you can be as smart as OP
Parker Johnson
Can you name one major kike Enlightenment figure?
Elijah Clark
>read an actual biology book. humans espacialy europeans and such, are adapted to agricultural life And...? Are you saying paleo foods can't be cultivated with agriculture? A vast majority if not all paleo foods are grown/farmed.
Josiah Morgan
I can't drink hot liquids because that would be blasphemous, but I have been tempted to try the cold brew, since it's never heated. Is OP full of shit? I'd like to try
Jason Cruz
fpbp and OP is a massive cock sucking faggot
Landon Garcia
>5-8% taxes >monarch owns country as capital >takes care of it >doesn't just spend its use-value like mad >jurisprudence >not legislation >could kick Jews out in a snap
Caleb Campbell
>Implying God gave you a competent monarch.
Bentley Morales
>Implying kings don't constantly scrape to avoid being murdered by their subjects
One of several reasons I've come to appreciate monarchy as a form of government.
Cameron Morales
Coffee actually makes me sleepy, I start to yawn right after drinking this shit
Evan Gomez
>citation needed
Henry Young
Well, I only took them for a few weeks, so I should be okay, I hope.