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/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

abc7chicago.com/news/cpd-conducting-raids-across-city-in-effort-to-curb-holiday-violence/2181950/
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
youtube.com/watch?v=MrZmt6_lV6g
youtube.com/watch?v=NfT1XLD51zc
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Evening, Roberts.

>those digits

GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ROBERT

Howdy fellow Roberts

>neighbor has an actual marching band playing in the yard

wow, these threads are completely dead now?

Fairly slow night so far.

The peak is always July 4th weekend, but Robert has some loyal listeners that tune in regularly, especially on weekends.

Last night was fucking bananas.

>we're going to need an ambulance
>she's a mental

...

Evening Roberts!! :D

>fernando's brother in law is yelling at him

checked
Here's to a comfy night, Roberts.

PRAISE

>fight brewing
>more cars needed
>[chimpish screeching]

Hey guys im in garfield ridge rn and swear i just heard 3 shots, calling it rn.

The 4th was comparatively dull this year. Robert had a big crackdown and series of raids to thwart "holiday violence": abc7chicago.com/news/cpd-conducting-raids-across-city-in-effort-to-curb-holiday-violence/2181950/

Have a bump Roberts. Stay frosty

>ten people fighting with weapons

>bicycle fell in a pothole
All the way in?

There have been reports of random, possibly bottomless, sinkholes opening up in Chicago.

potholes in Chicago are huge.

are you using the youarelistening.to/chicago link? If so, you may need to switch to flash (or from flash). Other anons reported the same problem with that link (never had an issue with it personally but I still usually use the broadcastify link)

At one point we had a call about a semi losing part of its transmission after hitting a pothole.

Connecticut might be cold california, but one thing I will say is that this state does NOT fuck around with potholes. Wastelands like Hartford aside, when April roles around each year those potholes are filled and fucking FAST. It's like as soon as they take the wooden plow markers down, the next day they're out filling potholes.

Bless you CTDOT, you're the only good thing about this State.

>group of women fighting with knives

>100 motorcyclists in need of dispersal
Now that's not something you hear about every night

>daughter got choked by the ex boyfriend

great thread last night. thoroughly enjoyed myself. wonder if they found the machine gunner..

>man threatening to beat her up and shoot her and all sorts of things
>teardrop tattoo on his face

Doesn't that tattoo mean he murdered someone in prison?

used to mean been to prison.

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
normally yes.

>dispatch will be there until that time.

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Last night was pretty tame.

Shit yes do want to buy it.

>need wagon
>it's not good

>drunk male walking in and out of traffic.

>car with bullet holes in it

>white car with windows busted out and bullet holes in it.

Reporting for duty Robert.
>Hitler quads checked
>keys checked
So I find myself and crew stranded and at the mercy of Chiraq ship yards after receiving hull damage departing the port of Chicongo (I'm a sailorfag obv). We now expect three days for repairs. I am debating once again braving MALE BLACK and cabbing it downtown from the south side docks. Anyone recommend where to go? A few years ago I went to the museum of industry and tech (toured the U-505), also to House of Blues and Buddy Guy's. where else should I try an check out without getting shot Robert?

>inb4 in Chiraq/leaf flag
Pic related is our VSAT connection. v91 is Leaf satellite or some shit, I'm engine fag not ITfag.

coming back to hammond to visit my parents this week. definitely gonna go to some sox night games. hopefully robert has i90 safe and secure.

Male black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh that sucks robbery

>nurse at st. maries says vic was grabbed by neck in the ER by the boyfriend she left with.

Bf is a savage

>victim was grabbed in the ER by the neck by her boyfriend
>she left with him

machine gunner

wat

is wagon an ambulance or the coroners van?

>dispatch softly moaning (?)

there was a call about automatic sounding gun fire last night.

>woman in bushes, wearing white dress

it's the coroners van.

>crime at linkpark high school
IN THE END...

Im so high

X2 male black

>blond friend of the neighbor keeps knocking on the door, won't go away.

>husband is having seizure

>Roberta donest know their own unit number.

its not raining tonight so there might be some stuff

welp this is not exactly the kind of shit you hear on tv
any policefags up for explaining some of the obvious brevity?

Neet creeping around!!!!!!

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What the fuck is wrong with you people, please, move to Israel and convert.

It would "create a racial biased opinion against the black community".

Fuck i saved the thumbnail by mistake.

>shots fired
>take a slow down.

>unknown person with a gun is breaking in to her apartment's back door.

You had one job Robert!

picture for ants

>thumbnail
t-thanks

why of course my fellow person of color

Yeah I know, I know.

>there was a call about automatic sounding gun fire last night.


Possibly the M4 that was stolen when that FBI agent was carjacked a couple weeks ago. Wait til Male Black figures out how to use the flash-bangs.

>male black with a knife acting strange

That FBI agent is never going to get off desk duty for that level of fuck up. He's the dude you're told not to be during the boring ass safety talks.

>couch on fire in the alley

god that thing has to look out of place in w/e ghetto nigger's arsenal it's in atm

since it's fbi it's probably all tacticooled out

>woman points gun at husband for loud music.
I think.

>car vs bicyclist

>landlord fighting with pregnant woman
>landlord throwing hot water at her other kids (not sure?)

>Cindys fighting with the land lord

>three year old shot

Did I hear that right?

RUNNER!

F

>says he was hit by a car
>refused EMS
>says his leg hurts

>Requesting another unit
>Requesting a transport car

>cat sounds

>meow meow meow

> Attention all units: Transport unit in route
>He has leg shackles
modern day slave ship

>>cat sounds
>youtube.com/watch?v=MrZmt6_lV6g

Does this mean dispatch is a cougar? That feel when you'll never have foxxy or qt to say "10-4" to you.

>car ramming garage door

>uhaul truck ramming the garage door

>two men fighting
>they have stabbed each other with knives

>or a knife

>two males fighting, stabbed each other...possible with same knife.
That's gotta boost your risk to HIV
>sounds of per-recorded firearms.

f?

read

f as in what

false?
fatality?

3 year old child with a bullet wound
That's not a good thing
high chance of mortality

youtube.com/watch?v=NfT1XLD51zc

It's the press f for respects meme

I have to almost wonder shot with what. I'm sure it makes a mess..

Will American ever be free of the pestulential groid?

>can't run plates
good night to steal a car

>threatening to attack caller at the taco shack

>14 y/o daughter is hyperventilating, panic attack (?)
>15 y/o reported missing away from mental hospital. bipolar depression, wating at blue line train now.

listening @ 11:57 E
EST,
Wty the fuk does a patrolman NOT have a computer available to check license plates?

Sounds like the system is down.

>sirens open key
Someone is going to get them selves v7 by the geeks watching the radio waves.