>be me, proud patriotic american >eat like a king for $5 at any restaurant >go on a trip to europe with my gf >order a fish at some shit-tier place in France >they bring the smallest slice of fish i've ever seen, with some fucking grass on top of it
Why is European food so inferior and small? My guess is that American economic superiorty allows our whole nation to achieve economies of scale and this leads to cheaper foods that come in big portions. How can eurocucks even compete?
Kayden Turner
europeans like paying more for less. it's the same impulse that makes so many of them cuckolds.
Jason Hernandez
>have to go to asia for work >4 days of eating rice and i am about to go full animal mother for a fucking loaf
Easton Torres
Regular portions is called not being a fat fuck Amerinigger
Jaxon Cox
>Europeans are only allowed to use plastic cutlery Nice attention to detail
Alexander Myers
>The most burger thread ever
Cmon guys, you're embarrassing me
Kevin Reed
Do Americans really eat that much?
Nicholas Fisher
>being this new
Logan Cook
Now I see why europe sperm count is soo low
Ian Ramirez
It's actually more than that, we don't cuck ourselves with only one plate
Charles James
**Cucked Amerifats calling Euro Nigs cucks cuz they pay for normal amounts of food while they wonder where half of their penis went if they are able to see it**
Jacob Hernandez
Ive been to Italy, spain and france.
They eat just as much as americans.
Italians eat large meals all day while drinking wine.
The french eat smaller portions but all throughout the day.
The spanish have fuckhuge portions
Kevin Ward
At least 4 times a day.
You should see the sows grazing, they gotta be pulling in 5-6k to get such thicness.
Josiah Gray
Yes. Yes we do flag hiding faggot.
Joseph Wood
I usually eat 2 burgers, a pile of pea pods from my garden, some broccoli and then a big ass bowl of ice cream.
Jason Bailey
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Robert Scott
A lot do. I don't. In fact, I generally starve myself.
Thomas White
Americans cut their dicks off before they get their plates i guess
Gavin Bailey
How fat are you? Also the middle one is more accurate at least for Finland, but we still don't eat 4 plates of that everyday.
Ian Baker
The only people I see eating that much are landwhales. I feel sorry for you more than anything.
Kevin James
>average Yuro eats 1.5 OZ protein, starch, and veg for dinner Maybe if they're saying the average Yuro plate as a part of a multiple course meal averaged out to 2-3 courses. Restaurant portions are huge, though.
Jonathan King
>not eating at least 4 times a day >being this poor
Tyler Mitchell
Your opinion doesn't matter you flag-hiding faggot
Jonathan Scott
I only eat twice a day, with any restaurant food being by far the largest thing I eat. Any other meal is just one thing like a hot dog or sandwich I made. t. 123 lbs 5'8" manlet
Noah Lewis
>flag hiding
How new are you idiots?
Easton Lopez
>mfw a euroninny rattled his ribcage near me
Easton Parker
I was talking about the amount of the food on the plate not about affording to eat 4 times a day. Seriously you are fat as fuck.
Josiah Reyes
This is true.
I just ate my dinner consisting of 1 chicken tendie, 3 chip's and a dozen peas.
Well stuffed m8
Hudson Collins
Nor do we, it's a joke.
Most Americans I know, including myself, are lucky to get anything for breakfast; get a half hour to an hour lunch, which you have to time around traffic...leaving you 5-10 minutes to scarf down what you see in the first pic, tiding you over until about 6:30-7pm (i.e. usually 6-8 hours after eating lunch), where you may make the second pic at home or have leftovers from the first pic
Zachary Stewart
flag hiding is a very new concept with the reintroduction of being able to chose a flag, any old leaf can slap on any ideological flag to hide from national bants.
Caleb Collins
>t. Land whale Not really. We're just generally larger than eurocucks.
Brody Campbell
Europeans get plenty of protein from swallowing semen rather than fatty-fat american methods like burgers.
James Parker
>cant even choose to be fat or skinny >stuck being a 5'6" beta
Ayden Fisher
This is true. I did a couple naval deployments through Europe and the second size is child size. How sad
Justin Butler
Finfag if your country's average height wasn't 5'4" maybe your maintenance calories would be higher than 500
Nolan Watson
The best part about being an American is we throw half of that food away per meal and then laugh at starving niggers in Africa
Tyler Collins
do Europeans really eat with baby silverware?
Jack Murphy
ITT:
Joseph Bell
If European food was as delicious as American food, they'd have bigger portions too, if they could afford it.
Mason Reed
Serving size*
Adam Thomas
We're not prissy faggots who pretend euro portions is somehow supposed to fill us up
Carson Moore
Can confirm. >Biggest difference is walking/biking commute and lack of climate control in my opinion
Jason Reyes
You sound fat as fuck. Learn to prep your meals you fat tub of shit.
Samuel Walker
Americans subsidise their food.
Blake Barnes
The average male height for Finland is 5'11, nice try pablo.
Elijah Wood
Burger here. Average day: Cup of high fiber cereal (300 cal) $1 Huge Fucking Sandwich, always whole wheat w/ every veggie I can find plus turkey, beef, or ham (1400 calories) $6 Dark Chocolate / Crackers / Some sort of snack before bed (200 cal) ($1 1-2 beers (400 cal) $1.50-$3
Right about 2400 calories. I feel pretty decent, should probably eat less red meat. I also don't smoke or use any kind of drugs besides alcohol, and I only drink wine or beer, nothing distilled.
Also, my average cost for food and drink in a month is right around $300. This is expensive, and the area I feel worst about. I think if I ate less meat I would spend less and probably be healthier, but whatever.
Jaxon Phillips
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Adrian Foster
those look like some little kids knife and fork haha that's sad
Tyler Young
mmmm, corn syrup and pink slime
Logan Rodriguez
nothing being close enough to walk is a major issue in the US. Because of cars, houses are miles away from shopping and places to eat. Instead of a 5 minute walk it is about an hour or so, so most people just drive
Landon Scott
No, we have a thing called leftovers. We save them for later.
This tradition started during WW2. We would make regular sized meals and instead of eating them all at ounce we would ration them through out the week We did this because it was efficient and we thought we were saving Western Eurocucks.
Camden Wood
Nice thing about giant American restaurant portions is you can eat half, get full, and bring the other half home for tomorrows lunch.
(Only works if you're not a fat fuck)
Christian Mitchell
Man, I found this new breakfast spot. I'm in love with it. I only eat breakfast, so I want it to be a large meal, and I ripped the kitchen out of my house so I'm not able to cook at all. But get this. At this place I get >3 eggs >4 sausages >toast >3 pancakes >coffee I can also trade the pancakes for hashbrowns. All that food costs me $3.99, With tip, I'm sitting at $5 or $6 a day in meals.
William Parker
Full sized silverware are dangerous weapons, they're not allowed to have them.
Jonathan Morris
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Adrian Garcia
The EU has huge agricultural subsidies.
Ryan Morris
>Europe's silverware
Charles Howard
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Logan Howard
Yeah every time I see a euro I laugh. They're all starved manlets.
Jack Hill
Do other countries cook every meal? I just thought it was easier to only cook every other day.
Nolan Stewart
>12 year olds they fucking missed the whole point. we poke fun at grown-ass adults and their teeth.
Zachary Ortiz
those fucking costco pizzas... only 10 dollars... and dont get me started on the polish dogs with a sode for $1.50... americaa
Carter Moore
This. Leftovers are great. Honestly most restaurants serve closer to the middle dish, or somewhere between the middle and left. The more expensive the restaurants, the less food they give you though (strangely enough).
Nice.
Justin Allen
>I visited France and got ripped off at a typical prissy shit-tier snail restaurant so ultimately I know how portion sizes are in every European country.
Showing your colours you obese americuck. French cuisine =/= all you can eat bonanza.
Carson Gutierrez
>Not exclusively eating activated organic low carb celery and charcoal filtered activated water
You fat fucks.
Jaxson Carter
But Americans are shorter, fatter, have worse teeth, and smaller dicks than EU countries?
Jason Carter
Anybody that eats out more than once a week can not be red pilled, desu
Jaxon Long
underrated
Dylan Gomez
>he ain't on that spaghetti bucket tip pffff fucken pinkos
Hunter Murphy
He can't keep getting away with it!
Ethan Ramirez
Yeah Euros should eat like Americans? Their average BMI size is way too low bellow the obesity point!
Jason Ramirez
You peasants have been starving since the beginning of time and marketing it as cuisine. What a farce. Learn how to cram some barely cooked meat in your face like a goddamn human.
Nathaniel Moore
Survey.
Hahaha
Mason Thompson
Teeth are generally healthier. Americans just have a weird obsession with all having conformist, shiny, big teeth. That says nothing about how healthy they are. Most Europeans think it looks unnatural and weirdly robotic.
Jonathan Jackson
False. I'm wealthy enough to take a family of six out 2-3 times a week. NatSoc master race.
Carter Ramirez
Only fatties eat this much in one sitting. Most people just take the leftovers home.
Bentley Murphy
There's other ways to cook food other than just boiling it or throwing it into a soup Europe.
Brandon Lopez
>pick best of each country >market it as the average for the continent >quintessentially European
Owen Myers
>tfw only 1 fishfinger
Hudson Gray
I'm not French? Are you that thick you can't distinguish the Union Jack from the French flag? Hahahaha you dumb motherfucker. How embarrassing, but in no way surprising.
Orthodontics make teeth look way better desu Homecooked meals straight out of the oven, crock pot, or off the stove are the way to go.
Brayden Sullivan
Fact: Places that sell food like on the left wish they had food that tasted like on the right.
Gabriel Hill
and whole thread of replies when we could have just stopped here
Luis Reed
>unnatural and weirdly robotic you might have just described yuropoors in american eyes
Colton Peterson
>poorfag spotted If you can only afford Taco Bell, you probably should eat at home.
Lincoln Flores
Damn bro, how do you go with only eating 1 meal?
Camden Smith
Hey Americus, how does it feel knowing Costco hotdogs are just 1.50 CAD as well? Haha, nice job paying more, faggot.
Parker Williams
>continent You realise that Europe is made up of a number of historically, genetically, and culturally different peoples? Not all mixed together like Americans. It makes sense to separate the countries.
Austin Ross
>be me Stopped reading there. Who the fuck else would you be?
Asher Cruz
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David Russell
fast food isn't "eating out" it needs to be a real sit down restaurant with actual portions fast food is roadtrip food
Jack Roberts
Middle one looks about right plus a nice double quarter pounder with cheese and extra secret sauce
William Mitchell
Here's Nigel Hawtin. His name is on that infograph. Maybe he should do a study on how Brit's teeth are always CROOKED AF!
Xavier Wright
>In the UK 7 out of 10 have been to the dentist in the past year
Worthless metric. Maybe they're going because of terrible dental problems? I didn't go tok the dentist for a few years, went Back, and guess what, my teeth are fucking fine. If you don't have general dental problems/preexisting oral conditions and know how to brush your teeth and not eat literal sugar for a snack you don't have to constantly go to the dentist.
Matthew Rivera
It's pretty easy once you get used to it. But when I stay up extra late I get pretty hungry.
Carson Clark
>be you >get buttblasted
Hudson Richardson
Are you some kind of Turkish transplant you fucking idiot? Our boys going back to WW2 remarked on your starvation rations and nothing has changed. Pouring a pound of curry onto your 2oz chicken sliver doesn't make it exotic it makes you a fucking idiot.
James Foster
>being proud of being a fatass You're the reason why Americans are degenerate