The Mooch is unquestionably the best new character of the Trump manga in a long while.
Fuckin' wew lad.
> "I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly."
> “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ”
> “What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President’s agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people"
> “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock"
This guy is a fucking monster, this is exactly who Trump needed.
Brody Foster
I agree. Trump needs to be surrounded by killers like himself. This guy is literally just a mini-Trump.
John Phillips
Fuck I was about to make this thread.
He is restoring my faith in the Trump administration, for real. This guy is an absolute fucking animal. I rarely use the word "based" unironically but this is a PERFECT example of the word.
Christ, why can't he be the fucking president?
Lincoln Diaz
>tfw my favourite poster on this board is a bot
David Rivera
Brannon confirmed as a big guy?
Mason Roberts
i thought bannon was ourguy tho?
Andrew Clark
banter among kings 'is all
Nolan Reyes
Seems like a cool dude, carries himself well. We need more Italians running shit.
Jackson Cook
I read all of these in Tony Soprano's voice
Blake Baker
Mooch is best character of the season, no doubt.
Luis Scott
>yet another fake attack on bannon OPERATION DIVIDE AND CONQUER COMMENCE!!! you stupid kikes
Cameron Bell
Bantz will rule this WH for 8 years.
Joseph Sullivan
TYPE A TYPE A TYPE A
Jason Brooks
Beyond based
Michael Howard
I wanna see more mooch in the press briefings
Lincoln Moore
>MOOCH >MOLOCH
lol
Lucas Johnson
>"I’ve done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so they’re going to have to go fuck themselves."
Justin Gutierrez
Nobody is seriously attacking Bannon. Mooch was just being an Italian and banting. Bannon is a big guy. So is Mooch. It's all good. Only low test beta's like Reince and Spicer have to worry.
Caleb Ortiz
The Mooch is unquestionably the best new character of the Trump manga in a long while.
> "I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly."
>imitating reince “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ”
> “What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President’s agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people"
> “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock"
Dylan Carter
How can you be worse than Spicer? He just comes off as a crazy person. It has to be cocaine
Alexander Sanders
smucci is perfect for the job. he plays crazier than trump so trump can seem calm and reasonable by comparison.
that was the biggest flaw with spicer is that he was a square straight man trying to explain things for his crazy boss.
Hunter Fisher
>he plays crazier than trump so trump can seem calm and reasonable by comparison. he's a much better speaker than trump, very slick with his metaphors and moving the conversation along if he has a difficult question but still a straight shooter
Nathaniel Price
cant stop thinking about pic related when talking about mooch
only 7 months in and its great
Joshua Allen
yeah hes a pretty big guy
Jack Moore
Fuck off leaf. Bannon is /ourguy/, not some dirty wop.
Nathaniel Evans
Scaramucci OUT
Check the tweets:
"@infovestment: @Scaramucci if Hillary keeps this up,she might be back in play for 2016…." I hope she runs, she is incredibly competent
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) April 16, 2012
AG Jeff Sessions is a stand-up guy. He's always said he would recuse himself from any case in which his impartiality could be questioned. 4:32 PM - Mar 2, 2017
Republicans should support Gay marriage 9:56 PM - Jan 7, 2012
You can take steps to combat climate change without crippling the economy. The fact many people still believe CC is a hoax is disheartening
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) March 11, 2016
We (the USA) has 5% of the world's population but 50% of the world's guns. Enough is enough. It is just common sense it apply more controls
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) August 6, 2012
Robert Campbell
Mooch didn't directly attack him for leaking, just being too self-serving.
Gavin Roberts
He sucks his own cock Of course he's /ourguy/
Mason Williams
maybe the moochman was playing the long game?
Easton Russell
Are those real? How the fuck did this manlet get a job in the Trump administration?
Samuel James
FUCK OFF SHAREBLUE
Joseph Morgan
>> “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ” The Mooch really does talk a lot about cocks. I think this is worth some closer analysis.
The metaphor that the Mooch used was of "cock blocking," suggesting that the President is like a desirable sexual object. Priebus was blocking the access of other people to the sought-after pussy, which enraged the Mooch who wanted to be allowed to fuck this person too. Now the Mooch seems very proud because he's not being cock blocked any more.
Does this suggest that President Trump hands out sexual favors within his inner circle? Has the Mooch been desiring the president so much for all these months? Does Trump act as a bottom who serves the cocks of those who desire him (this would be a real surprise). Is there any chance that the Mooch isn't a homosexual?
Joseph Baker
Yeah this guy is a complete moron bullshit artist. Even has trumps hand gestures down when he speaks
Jaxon Cooper
Hero
Carter Thomas
Christ this gave me a chub. I can see him literally telling Priebus to get his fucking shine box.
Well done picking him, Trump
Ayden Nguyen
honestly I agree it seems like he's saying the things trump wants to say though, but he has to act more presidential
I do love the new energy
Connor Cooper
...
Leo Diaz
he is.
but he made a mistake with the Time piece and Mooch isnt wrong to call him on it
David Wright
> "I've gotta let you go, though. I've gotta start tweeting some shit to make this guy go crazy."
Elijah Rogers
Mooch has the best bants and he doesn't afraid anything.
Julian Sanders
This story originated from Ryan Lizza, a establishment biased writer for the New Yorker.
Ryder Ortiz
Typical liberal, reading buttfucking into everything
Justin Hernandez
Check the tweets:
"@infovestment: @Scaramucci if Hillary keeps this up,she might be back in play for 2016…." I hope she runs, she is incredibly competent
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) April 16, 2012
Republicans should support Gay marriage 9:56 PM - Jan 7, 2012
One more point: I support the Gay Rights Movement and I am an active proponent of equality
You can take steps to combat climate change without crippling the economy. The fact many people still believe CC is a hoax is disheartening
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) March 11, 2016
We (the USA) has 5% of the world's population but 50% of the world's guns. Enough is enough. It is just common sense it apply more controls.
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) August 6, 2012
Ryan Green
I just read cock blocking as cock blocking. What else do you read a reference to a cock as other than a reference to a cock? Are you in denial about something, user?
Gavin Cooper
hedge fund managers are the toughest people out there. they go up against huge banks, often risking everything, to get established
mooch probably took it personally when he asked obongo to stop screwing wall street at a town hall and obongo tried to humiliate him
Gabriel Miller
how long will it take to drain this swamp
Camden Thomas
>how long will it take to drain this swamp
Well mooch is a goldman sachs guy so I say the swamp has been filled to the brim.
Charles Wright
can't wait for the late night cock holster to demonstrate it
Ian Wright
metaphors are a bit tricky to understand, don't beat yourself off over it
Carter Torres
I fucking love him and hope he succeeds in ridding of all the leakers.
What will CNN do then? Right, talk about news maybe perhaps. But not before they put out the narrative that getting rid of leakers is what dictators (such as Hitler) do
Carter Cooper
Saw the BBC trying to twist him, totally power played through it an charmed the reporter lol
Isaac Harris
This can't be real life. I have malaria and this is just a fever hallucination.
Jaxson Cook
You will Amon. And you and I will be watching it live to enjoy this glorious man who doesn't fall into Jew question traps
Anthony Sullivan
Are these actual quotes? Is he actually this vulgar to the press?
James Flores
Said he doesn't like back stabbers he stabs from the front to the BBC lol was ace
Jose Allen
tries to no way that guy has the abdominal flexibility
Jonathan Ortiz
Nigger trump was democrap for decades. Hell I was a dumb liberal until being redpilled. All it takes is being shown the truth to change heart. Maybe he's been introduced to the JQ? Who knows. But even if he doesn't believe it he's bringing high energy and great bantz so
Samuel Rodriguez
if this new yorker article is to be believed, yes
this isn't vulgarity, this is eloquence
Jayden Gutierrez
A rez at Dorsia? The Mooch would be lucky to get a table at Space at this hour. They don't even have a good bathroom to do coke in.
Nathaniel Taylor
Could you imagine the 2020 election if it's Trump, surrounded by Mooch and people like him, vs. another generic corporatist Democrat, or better yet, Clinton again?
The bloodbath would make the 2016 election look like a joke. Even CA and NY would be battleground states.