Toilet paper

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

toilet paper
basically sandpapering your asshole
wasteful
" oh no I ran out of toilet paper. guess I'm going to walk around with shit in my ass now"
if your shit isnt rock hard you need to wipe more than once
if it rips your fingers are covered in shit

bidet
basically free
does a good job cleaning your ass
if poop sticks to the toilet you can just spray it off
only need to do it once

Westtards will defend this

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Christian Torres
Christian Torres

POO

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

Ain't no defending it, big TP has us by the balls.

Jose Johnson
Jose Johnson

Yeah I don't understand. I'm installing a bidet.

Capitalism used to sell colored toilet paper but it started creating health problems so they quietly got rid of it.

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

Bidets are pretty kewl especially in hot places where your crack is gnna get greasy

also Charlottesville was a false flag

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

Capitalism used to sell colored toilet paper but it started creating health problems so they quietly got rid of it.
What is your point? That capitalism works?

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

When you wipe, you're one thin piece of paper away from shovelling it out with your hands. You may as well live in India at that point.

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

wiping your ass
wasting paper
washing your ass
wasting water
https://youtu.be/fwQ1i8FqPKk

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

I prefer bidet,it really allows you to clean up like a shower.
Only for that it's better than Tp i only see to useful if on a trip or a place without plumbing

Ayden James
Ayden James

basically sandpapering your asshole
Maybe with the shitty third world TP you use, but in real countries, we have cotton soft toilet paper
wasteful
Again, only a problem for third world shitholes
" oh no I ran out of toilet paper. guess I'm going to walk around with shit in my ass now"
You're literally retarded if you ever run out of toilet paper
if your shit isnt rock hard you need to wipe more than once
This is a bad thing how?
if it rips your fingers are covered in shit
For the third time, only an issue if you're using shitty third world toilet paper. Even if the good stuff rips, you can wash your hands right after

Not being part of the wet wipes master race
Literally the best of both worlds

Liam White
Liam White

Bidets are gay though

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

colored toilet paper that gives you ass cancer
vs.
hygienic cost effective asshole washing with water

capitalism works.... for capitalism.
not assholes.

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

They removed it once it was known to cause cancer. Looks like the free market works.

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

He doesn't use the shells
Lol

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Meh. We have too many trees anyways.

Adrian Parker
Adrian Parker

This is /b/ tier trash. Communists make these threads to slide anything of value.

sage

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

Interesting, I didn't know Thailand used bidets/bidet showers. I love Thailand now.

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

There's bidets for Western toilets.
I own one and highly recommend them to everyone. Just look on Amazon.

Here's why you should invest in a bidet:
1.) They are quicker
2.) You get completely clean (wiping doesn't do this)
3.) Better on your body since wiping causes damage over time (hemorrhoids.)
4.) Uses less water and toilet paper (more water required to make TP and flush it) -- Pays for itself. My TP costs are down to 10% what they originally were (TP is needed to dry yourself from water in one wipe.)
5.) Affordable and easy to install on your toilet. You can get a decent one for around $35 USD typically.

I wish I knew about bidets before since I'd never want to go back to Toilet Paper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juilRGZXLwM

If you get one, I almost can promise you you'll love it. It's completely insane people look down on bidets. It improves your life so much.

Dominic Collins
Dominic Collins

spraying feces contaminated water all over my bathroom

No thanks.

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

yeah

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

if it rips your fingers are covered in shit

I mean. It could be worse.
I'd rather have my fingers covered in my own shit than step outside my front door in some third world shithole and have my toes covered in somebody else's shit.
At least I know where my own shit has been.

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

How do you prevent poop water from running down your taint and over your ballsack?

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

How the fuck are you using your bidet?

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

You ever wash a car?

John Wright
John Wright

I also want to know. I require a drawing as explanation

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

I'm allergic to toilet paper so I'm all time wet naps.

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

people use toilet paper
Just don't force your shit out, it's unhealthy, unnatural and weird.
Just take it easy and don't squeeze on your colon or stomach.
Do you even know how many people die from prostate related complications bro???

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

Maybe with the shitty third world TP you use, but in real countries, we have cotton soft toilet paper
When you have to wipe 10 times even if you used silk it would still burn
You're literally retarded if you ever run out of toilet paper
I see many americans making jokes about running out of toilet paper so it is by no means a rare thing
This is a bad thing how?
Having rock hard shit is unhealthy and if you have to wipe your ass with 10 times like i said its gona start to sting
Not being part of the wet wipes master race
The bidet is the true master race faggot

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

You're only supposed to use tp once.

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

How in the world does spraying your ass with water remove all the shit? I don't buy it.

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

How do tou use the shells

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

wet wipes
So do you flush them and clog your toilet up or do you put them in the bin and stink your bathroom up?

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

what do you use to dry your crack afterwards, Bidets seem good but I don't want to dedicate a towel to be an ass rag

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

How does it get sticky shit out?

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

Use wooden planks then

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

they sell flush-disposable wetwipes

John Peterson
John Peterson

Also gives you a woody

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

Bidets are for trannies
I'm out

Grayson Hernandez
Grayson Hernandez

wasteful
Pretty much all paper made in the west today was from purpose grown trees.

Caleb Brown
Caleb Brown

What are you saying, just hold it in? This really explains australians

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

They flushable ones only clog if you flush like 5+ at a time.

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

he has to quickly and violently force his shit out
Flag checks out.

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

Enjoy your xenoestrogen enema, cuck.

Colton King
Colton King

Unless your diet consists entirely of processed meat, you should be shitting once a day. Just do it before you have a shower.

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

It's more his diet, the stuff just leaks out of him. HFCS is a hell of a thing.

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

Do you dry your ass on your face towel?

Ryan Lewis
Ryan Lewis

Gotta take a shit
Sit on shitter
This is taking too long
Force
Ploop
Take your time it isn't a race.

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

More hygienic my ass.

"Clean your rear and/or your genitals. If you're using a bidet with a jet, then you can mostly let the force of the water do its work. If you're using a basin, then you'll need to get your hands dirty. Either way, you might consider using your wet hands to "scrub" the area clean more quickly. You can always wash your hands afterwards! "

scrubbing your shitty ass with a wet hand

Joseph Lewis
Joseph Lewis

The water pressure does it

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

Better than Tp for sure,thanks to pressure in case of the japanese style or using your hands (you do have to clean your hands)

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

Tfw bulking and shitting three times a day

Jayden Barnes
Jayden Barnes

Not being part of the wet wipes master race
Literally the best of both worlds

I went from TP to wet wipes and enjoyed them but once I installed a bidet on my toilet it's been amazing. Nice gentle fountain of water cleansing the chunky shit out of my asshole and I just dry up with the toilet paper. You can buy kits for toilets for about $30 on amazon.

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

I use both. Wipe while spraying with water. Neither one works by itself. Paper doesn't wipe everything, water doesn't hose everything down either.

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

Water pressure

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

No, it doesn't. I don't believe it. Shit is shit. it doesn't just come off.

Do you use a rag when you wipe food off of your hands, or do you just use water?

It's bullshit. Your wiping your ass with your bare hands and just not telling anyone. Bidets are fucking stupid and gross.

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

How do you prevent poop water from running down your taint and over your ballsack?

I grab my balls and pull them up to avoid that.

James Wright
James Wright

Bidets are better, desu.

All the toilet paper fags have also been brainwashed by the Baby Wipes industry which is creating problems for your city's local sewage treatment plant.

You wouldn't need toilet paper and baby wipes if you used a smart bidet like Japanese bidets.

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

What kinds of shit do they take in Australia. Rarely do I have a one wiper

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

cold mini shower on muh asshole,
lawds habs mercy

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

taking a dirty shit right now dreading the wipe
Wishing I had a bidet
Well Sup Forums you've convinced me

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

some poorshit in thailand has a bidet
sure fucking thing, gook micropenis, you're not just washing your ass in the sink are you?
and as far as toilet paper goes, you live in a shit country you have shit toilet papier, it's that simple

Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

TP
some fancy bidets come with warm air ass dryer tech

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

wake up
drink a cup of coffee
take a morning shit
wipe twice to get the worst out
take a quick shower with cold water and soap

Takes 3-5 minutes all in all and leaves you as clean as it gets.

If you don't only ever shit in the morning: Stop eating processed foods.

That is all.

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

The problem with bidet is the French men spreading their ass cheeks and pleasuring themselves with it. It leaves the toilet stinking to hell and streaked brown on the seat.

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

yfw bidets are the space elevator

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

....so don't you still have to dry your ass with something after using a bidet?

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

American female here. Installed a bidet several months ago thanks to a post on here. It is the only way I'll poop anymore. Only way to get truly clean.

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

Cleaning your dirty shit covered ass in the shower
This is literally what niggers do.

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

Do you use a rag when you wipe food of your hands or do you just use water

I just use water. If my sink had the same water pressure I probably wouldn't need to even scrub my hands most the time
Bidets are designed to have more water pressure than a tap

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

I installed the butt one and I got the hand held sprayer for my wifey to spray her cunt down after she pisses. She said its nice during her period, just gives her pussy a extra rinse.

Give it a spin imo.

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

Wouldn't the ideal solution be to first use a bidet to clean your butt with water and THEN use toilet paper to wipe off the remaining shit stains?

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

Not an argument. You must reek.

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

You still end up using your hand to "clean it good", and using a towel to dry it.

Thinking that various people can use the same towel is kinda discusting.

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

I do both, first I clean my ass with the water jet and then I check with tp to make sure its all gone and dry.

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

I always wondered how can foreigners live without a bidet, using a toilet paper is certanly not enough, when I am abroad I always bring sanitizing tissues with me, I feel gross if my asshole is mot properly clean. Here it's mandatory to have a bidet in your house.

Zachary James
Zachary James

Having rock hard shit is unhealthy
how so?

Jordan King
Jordan King

Nothing comes off with just water. You need friction, you need to wipe.

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

Its never fully dry but its never soaking wet. The water thats left afterwards is clean tho

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

Don't even need the handheld one. All you gotta do as a woman is lean forward and it hits the hoohaw. Also, I bought a $35 one from Amazon and installed it myself. I want to put them on all the other toilets in the house now.

Samuel Gomez
Samuel Gomez

i agree with you honestly, just cant find many places with a bidet

Also the hot AND cold tap we have in the UK. This is slowly being fixed, but god damn is it annoying

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

watch the power of a bidet and it cleans this log

by splattering the apple onto literally everything else in a 5 foot radius
tfw image too big
http://i.imgur.com/9tAeaGK.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT2sdCBCS7c

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

a bidet is just for fags who like putting things in their ass.

I say this from a country where bidets are everywhere.

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

I was taught to put soap and water on the toilet paper, but most people don't so everyone is walking around with shit on themselves all the time.

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

Tp becomes all wet, people use towels.

John King
John King

A bidet dosnt leave poo

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

There are tons of medical reasons but I'm just going to State the most obvious

If fucking scratches your ass whole and can cause hemorrhoids

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

I dont have a bidet but I shower after lightly wiping and use side of my hand to clean my bum and then obviously clean my hand.

I have told peope to do this and they actually dont go back once they tried it.

My ass hasnt been dirty for a year.

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

Been to France, can confirm.

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

I always wondered how can foreigners live without a bidet

Wipe to beige.

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

wet toilet paper
finger pokes through weaken paper when wiping
shit now on fingers

Well done you fucking dirty ape

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

They stink, we have a lot of swamp ass here.

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

I shave my ass faggot so I don't have to worry about washing shit crusted hair.
Shave ass
Spread cheeks
Put your feet on stool
Let the shit come out on its own
Clean hole

Jacob Bell
Jacob Bell

Do all Americans have tar-like shit?

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

I kind of wish we had Bidets in the U.S. it's a lot cleaner. I'm not going to try to claim TP is somehow better.

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

But you still got to wipe the excess water from your ass with paper anyway.

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

People's Assholes are shaped differently in south Asia. The hose is to spray the curry shit from off the seat.

Also it's for muslims to wash their feet

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

$35 on amazon and so easy to install a basic white bitch (me) can do it.
Just buy it and try it. You won't be disappointed.

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

A bidet gets all of it. Sometimes you have to use a bit of soap. What I don't like about the bidet culture is the towel that people use. Disgusting.

James Collins
James Collins

Correction - it's a simple dab, not a wipe.

Joshua Reed
Joshua Reed

fold paper over so it is many layers thick
rub on damp bar soap
doesn't break
actually cleans you

No, you are the ape, shitarse.

John Perry
John Perry

Thanks user. I'll check it out.

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

Okay show clean asshole then or you're larping

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

why the fuck would you use either. just get a pet dog. it's cheaper and more efficient.

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

Before Sup Forums
tp
sitting jew
after Sup Forums
mini bidet
squatty potty

10/10 would browse again

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

Rubbing a bar of soap on your dirty asshole

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

<------- clean asshole picture

Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

Related, do European men usually sit or stand when pissing? I've heard accusations..

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

You do that with a bidet and you don't even need to enter the shower
I love walking feeling shower clean after shitting

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

Westtards
Actually the entire fucking world will defend this.
TP is just cheaper than hot water + the bidet itself, that's why it's not going away anytime soon.

Noah Young
Noah Young

tfw every house in Finland already has a bidet shower.

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

Just hire someone to lick your ass.
Patrician style

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

Oh, so you're also illiterate?

You rub the paper on the soap.

Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

Fucking told-a-roni by SWEDEN.
Can burgers recover????

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

Take the red pill.

Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

Claim bidet is awesome
Won't show clean Doo Doo hole

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

It's at a slightly higher pressure so yeah it actually does. Get gud paper scrubber

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

To be fair, this is not your problem. This is the next persons problem

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

Do you not see how it can be taken both ways

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

Come on now, your mum cant be everywhere at once

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

Fucking hell if you practice this, fuck you you degenerate goat fuckers.
Once I took a huge dump before realising there was no toilet paper.
I yelled for a waiter to come and he told me there was gardening hose inside.

David Nguyen
David Nguyen

when at my own home i piss seated due to it being my own home so I don't have to clean as oftenly,i prefer urinaries elsewhere.
Not really depending on the model it's just a small spray of mid/high pressure room temperature
Some have a electric resistance to male ir warmer,and some (European ones)use the same plumbing as the house so hot water is available,since you need to wash your hands afterwards not having to wait for the pipes to get heated so hot water comes out is a plus in winter,and having you ass waned by water is a big big plus

Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

Fucking this.

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

you're a ladyboy, aren't you?

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

shaves his ass
calls others a faggot
Who the fuck has time for all your assblasting rituals. Just wipe and shower when you get home from work everyday.

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

But then your ass is all wet.

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

Nah thanks, I don't like the idea of power washing my asshole everytime I go to the toilet.

TP is wasteful but it's the best we can get.

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

no matter how much I wipe or spray my ass with water

I still have shitstain in my pants at the end of the day

I have a problem where I can't poo out all my poo

There's a last bit that has to be pushed out by the next poo so most of the time I have shit in my anus

And my butt gets hot so it melts out during the day

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

I use the lady friends makeup remover wet clothes with chamomile and vitamin e. Make sure your bunghole stings so you know you are disinfecting.

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

Are you a ladyboy? Your king is.

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

Only a 53% white American would take it that way.

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

shit at work
a small piece of shit stuck to the ass hair
have to wait until you get home to wash it off
Fuck it, I'll better be a faggot

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

Why has this not been deleted?

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