Fuck if the upcoming Right V left war spreads to australia anyone have good DIY weaponry since i cant just bring an AR-15
Fuck if the upcoming Right V left war spreads to australia anyone have good DIY weaponry since i cant just bring an...
Charles Kelly
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Angel Rivera
tape a banana onto a tshirt
Lincoln Johnson
Put a pool ball in a sock
Daniel Bailey
just throw boomerangs
Carter Perry
Get in shape to where you could run a marathon with ease.
Rub shit on yourself. Pick your target, chase them till they faint or die.
Noah White
Nail gun?
Colton Nguyen
>live in Australia
>walk outside
>find venomous frog within 20m of your home
>tape it to a stick
>have it spit at your enemies
Aaron Howard
British bayonet
Jaxon Gray
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Carter Smith
Damn thats good.
Under-rated.
Jacob Taylor
kill kangaroos till you find one that has a purple
Blake Sanchez
Buy fish, chicken meat and other kinds of meat, and let them rot (or ferment). Put them in balloons and throw them at people.
Charles Williams
I wouldn't mock.
Justin Ramirez
Come to the US mate. It will be a war for the future and you shouldn't sit it out.
Cameron Brown
Beat them with your hands, Cronulla style. Pull their inevitable ponytail/shaggy hair back so their head tilts back, then palm their face and push your hand as hard as you can to the left/right with a heap of force & break their nose.
Austin Fisher
Damn, why did I think to recommend this? Why did OP Australian ass even make this thread, he obviously knows there's kangaroos with purple.
Colton Robinson
You've got spiders and snakes. Use those. Also koalas and emus.
Xavier Young
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Kayden Jenkins
That's a good idea, poison is always fun. Use that Gympie Gympie plant, wrap it around a bamboo cane and wack people with it on their skin.
Top lel
Alexander Long
Oh, so sorry. Can we still call you bong even if Big Ben's offline?
Connor Moore
When all the white man has perished, the abos will reclaim glory.
Eli Gray
Sadly not.
But seriously Australia wtf is wrong with your flora and fauna?
en.wikipedia.org
Fucking hell lol
Nathaniel Lewis
The fruit is edible once all the blinding pain causing hairs are removed, though.
Caleb Johnson
Animal venom is unironically our largest export outside of agriculture and minerals.
Sebastian Russell
Cameron Miller
Assult Kangaroos
Brody Taylor
There is no right in Australia. It's a land of ignorant hedonistic coastal cities filled with liberal faggots and immigrants.