Convince me not to migrate to the US
>Freedom
>Guns
>Stand your ground
>homeschooling
We can joke about 60% and the cradle of degeneracy all we want but in the end in America when a pack of thugs attacks you you have the right to fight back and you have the right to homeschool your kids and protect them from all this.
I consider the naturalisation through army service process. Any Ameribros from the army here? What do you think?
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Come on over, kraut bro.
Migration to the US takes a long time and if you're white and male you will find out how racist and sexist HR departments are here.
Also you have better and cheaper beer in addition to better public transportation.
>public transportation
He's probably not a nigger though, so that's meaningless.
He wants guns and to homeschool his kids not get drunk and ride the bus with poor people.
Just apply. If you really want to , join the army, or the marines. But just apply dude. Do not go to a city with a democrat mayor, you will get mugged or shot/stabbed. Willkomen , kommeraden
America is fascist . I left it. All laws are heavily inforced, cops on every corner, robots taking over everybody's jobs.
Any American who recommends to move there has never left the country.
Americans are gods in Latin countries .
Where I'm at is lawless, woman chase me, I can go on for days
Ok, you have refuted the last two points, but getting into this country is still pretty hard if you don't have family here.
Do you have a plan krautbro?
Come home white man
it's a borderline 3rd world shithole where half of the population is obese and on foodstamps, no job prospects besides your usual crony-capitalism hookups or betabux cubicle jobs, niggers/spics/various other subhumans, can't make fun of said subhumans because they will run to the police who will then shoot you because burger police is 99% fat turbovirgins who got bullied in HS, etc, etc, etc
The ONLY redeeming factor america might have is neat geographical locations, but then again the local mongrelized niggers had fuck all to do with that and would probably shit the whole place up if they could.
thinking of moving to DR or cuba (i know its communist but i can't take this shit in the US anymore, besides, it was my family's land before castro kicked them out)
Come to Dominican Republic . Fuck Cuba , Cubans and Dominicans have a different mentality ..
in DR I pay $200 a month rent and literally have life handed to me. Everything is free as long as you have a good personality
women are ugly, people are unfunny drones brainwashed to the max, TV is garbage, internet speeds are garbage, food is literal corn-syrup garbage, education is garbage, living conditions/setups are garbage, you can just keep going on about america, it really is a shithole filled with utter retards
like american corps have been jewing around the world for ridiculous profits ever since WW2, and look how they've treated their own populace
turned them into obese braindead scooterboys
ha!
run away like a pussy you are
>tfw studying law in finland
>my degree will be useful only in here
I do t think you know what fascism is. I live in a big city in a gun-happy state full of Mexicans and whites and we pretty much get along.
Yup. Ugly women all over the place.
Yes. I stated it in the OP
Join Army
It's just ridiculous how made up bimbos who look like car-wrecks under the paint, are your standard of hotness
Although the way america is now, someone not being a 500pound truck is probably a massive turn-on already
Very sad that Deutschland has fallen so far, may God help the Germans.
Come to USA, we're not under communist rule yet. We need more patriots who value our laws and way of life.
Shit, sorry! If you're in decent shape you have a chance, but the Dominican-bros might be right.
Come to the country I currently live and then you'll realized how fascist USA already is.
>hur dur I'm redpilled
There are LOTS of blue eyes 2nd 3rd 4th generation Germans. Im one of em. Hermann MO. All German. There is a German population growing in LA of all places too. You are welcome here. Tell the pure bred German girls to come too or it'll be sausage fest.
Come to Vegas
We need more hard workers and you'll find work easily if you're bilingual especially in the casinos
Nobody needs faggots like you in Europe, so feel free to. Although I can't find a single argument why US is in any way better than Germany, your arguments are nothing but laughable. But again, if you're a faggot, good bye.
In my area that's way more accurate than you could possibly understand.
No health insurance
get a job.
we can own guns and question our government. That is not fascism.
The government keeps a database on every gun owner in America . Also you need to go through hell in order to have a permit and in most cases , walk around with it, in Dominican Republic everybody has a pistol on them and nobody uses holsters
There literally is very little regulation here and for that, it is truely a free country.
In USA gun sales and ammo sales will be banned one day and you know this.
Redpill yourself and stop being a shill
Do Germans ever think about moving to Poland.
I know many right wing people who would move to Poland if it collapses..
Don't you have to be semi nigger to blend in and not be a target of criminals in DR?
>I consider the naturalisation through army service process.
Prepare for it to take forever, prepare to be forced to serve with tons of low-IQ shitskins and libtards that were promoted under Obama. Prepare to spend years hiding your power levels and if you look nordic, prepare to be hated on by shitskin superiors and anti-whites. I watched things swing toward the anti-white end of the political spectrum right as I was ending my contract. Our military has no more honor, anything we were in the past is gone now; be warned. You might have an easier time just finding an American girlfriend and getting married.
The niggers In Dominican Republic know their place . Literally.
I've been to some of the most dangerous areas of the country (capotillo in Santo Domingo) and never had any problems .
Kidnappings only occur where I am if your parent works for the government and the only robberies happen are at redlights from motos. Easily prevented .
Dominican Republic has a very large white population (who you wouldn't be able to dingusish from a German) and race here is a caste. If you're white you are a king and if you're black you're a rat.. but there's Is no racially hatred from blacks since they acknowledge white as the master race
We don't need any Muslims, Mohammad.
False on so many levels
You act like California laws are in full effect throughout the country when they barely affect select cities in California(LA,SF,Oakland and Sacramento to name a few)
Sounds good and I love Dominican rum.
>California laws
First of all, it's not just California .
Second of all, the fact that a state can legally ignore the constitution proves that you live in a fascist country.
Why are you even denying this? The dollar fell down 10% this year alone
go leave your country . Sell your car and travel. You will see how USA is commie driven
You're full of shit. Where I'm at it's an option to register your gun and you don't need a permit to have it in your car (just can't take it out) and can still shoot niggers from your car because castle doctrine extends to vehicles in my state.
And if you want a CC it's super fucking easy. We don't even have background checks for private sales.
I wish I was in Dixie.
Look up constitutional carry faggot. Certain states you don't need any permits for open carry, and constitutional carry states you don't need a permit for conceal carry.
get off the sinking ship, man. america has problems like anywhere else, but its the best country in the world. something like 70% of white people im the US are over 50% german, so its not like anyone is going to discriminate against you XD
Hallo mein brüder. I'm a US Army veteran; what do you want to know? Join us, have kids, move to Pennsylvania where the Whites are mostly German-descended. Increase our blood.
>t. guy who has never been to America
The whole nigger thing gets blown way out of proportion. 99% of them live in the inner cities, as evidenced by the 2016 election results. You will literally never see them if you live in the suburbs/rural. Not to mention that America has way cheaper cost of living than yuropoors. We have way less taxes and you can get a huge house for what you are paying for a tiny flat in europe. I could go on but conversing with dirty yuropoors makes me sick.
>Bongs and yuropoors will never taste the finest burgers ever made.
How does it feel?
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>Lust
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>Pornography in the United States has existed since the country's origins
2.)
>Gluttony
>is the overindulgence and overconsumption
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>3/4 of the American population will likely be overweight or obese by 2020.[
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>Greed
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>Consumer capitalism is a theoretical economic and social political condition in which consumer demand is manipulated
>The origins of consumer capitalism[2] are found in the development of American department stores in the 1850s
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>Sloth
>a mind-state that gives rise to boredom, rancor, apathy, and a passive inert or sluggish mentation, Physically, acedia is fundamentally associated with a cessation of motion
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>In the United States, antidepressants were the most commonly prescribed medication in 2013.[202] Of the estimated 16 million "long term" (over 24 months) users
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>Wrath
>Wrath (Latin, ira) can be defined as uncontrolled feelings of anger, rage, and even hatred.
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>Envy
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>atheism blossoms in places where most people feel economically secure
>greater quality of life and higher life expectancy.
>In a 2008 study, researchers found intelligence to be negatively related to religious belief in Europe and the United States. In a sample of 137 countries, the correlation between national IQ and disbelief in God was found to be 0.60.
7.)
>Pride
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>The 1950s and 1960s in the United States
>christlarping
In god we trust or more precisely in god we make excuses.
>Some yuropoor actually spent time out of his life to compile this
It's pathetic really. Why are you yuropoors so obsessed with us?
You should make concrete action with whatever you do, even if you just masturbating, take a tight grip, don't slack, never give up until the job is done.
>Stand your ground laws
You do know that not all states have stand your ground laws, right?
Ehhh it isnt all great. You see stations out here, they dont sign off with dixie.
we don't give a shit, do whatever the fuck you want, altought I doubt you have anything to offer to them
Just admit it yuropoor. America is better.
We took everything about europe and made it better. We have better laws, better freedom, better food, better technology, better military, more patriotism, less taxes, bigger and cheaper houses, gun rights.
Success breeds jealousy.
What do you do better? Name one thing that relates to humans and not some big corporations you don't own.
>WE WUZ BEST N' SHIEEET
jewish brainwashing at it's finest, but hey whatever float your boat
Can you read? None of the stuff I just listed is from corporations except for maybe technology.
Face it, Americans are the Chads of the world. Yuros are the betas.
Depends where you're at. Parts of LA are identical to Brazil, but small town America is /comfy/.
>Can't refute any of my claims
>resorts to "muh joos" as an argument
Classic example of yuropoor inferiority.
You aren't happier, since you buy more pills. You aren't healthier, it's obvious. Your marriages aren't working better than ours. Your race isn't purer compare to ours. You have less vacation. Your food is lesser quality. You have more chemicals in food and general pollution in big cities. Your culture is non-existing. You have more gays and more 3rd genders. You have more mentally ill.
So where exactly are you better than us?
They're spreading into the older inner suburbs now. The majority of the poor now live in suburbs, though on a per capita basis the inner city has a greater poverty rate. As suburbs age, the housing stock declines and niggers move in. Which isn't to say you can't mostly avoid niggers if you want to but you need to be aware of their recent migration patterns to do so.
Don't want to eat chemical food? You dont have to.
Don't want to get fat? You don't have to.
Don't want to racemix? You don't have to.
All of these things are choices that people can make, because we have the freedom to make them. You have the freedom to live however you want.
They don't need them. Stand your ground is well established in common law, which is the basis of the legal system in all states other than Louisiana. Stand your ground laws are mostly political theater and for clarification. If a state doesn't have an explicit 'duty to retreat' law, then by default it is a stand your ground state.
>America
>not a third world shithole
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Have you even been watching the news? Why the hell would you ever....
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that wont get you into the usa
you need a green card, you need some type of employment
after that you can join the army and do 5 years or whatever to gain citizenship
I have no idea how you would go about doing it, but be mindful the US military is a giant social experiment where inefficiency and ass kissing are rampant.
Be use to seeing a bunch of brain dead ASVAB waiver retards be promoted above you because they can kiss ass more or run a quicker 3 mile than you.
There are alot of good guys in the military but it seems like every 1 good guy theres like 5 shitbags.
Nah there's a naturalisation process through service
Any girl here that would marry me for a greencard?
yeah but you have to be living in america to apply
naturalization means to gain citizenship
it doesnt work like the french foreign legion...
im a dude and i'll marry you for 5k and the promise you wont try to fuck me over in divorce
>implying Im not a NEET with anything to lose anyway
I forgot that gay marriage is legal now. Are you at least cute?
>Pennsylvania
I would prefer a white state like Montana or West Virginia
At this point you probably should so we can increase the white population. Just make sure to move to one of the more whiter areas listed here. Anything that's above 60% white.
Western Pennsylvania is almost 100% white, even Pittsburgh are biggest city is still white majority.
Almost forgot about this
DAILY WHITE PILL
Nonwhites will never be the majority, Trump wants to increase European/Anglo immigration via the Raise act. Plus if we make sure a tax plan that benefits white families happens not to mention ending birthright citizenship and deport all illegals using a 1 million man ICE team as well as Importing White South Africans and Zimbabweans. America could become around 80% white at the most in a couple generations. Spics are only growing because of immigration along with Asians. If arrivals from the third world were to be cut they would shrink drastically. States above 75% white would also have their white percentages increase because of it. The Mestizo/Hispanic Birth Rate is already declining the only reason it's still growing is because of immigration. Cutting third world migration along with other key things listed here will make their population in this country collapse.
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I think so just chubby, if I lost 20lbs I know id be a strong 7/10 maybe an 8/10 depending on the person im not gay tho Hans so it'd strickly be to fuck over the gubment.
Also if your looking for a state the Dakotas are still really KRAUTED, also here in east Arkansas there is a small German community, Stuttgart.
Almost all the nations rice comes from there and its great for duck hunting.
>I consider the naturalisation through army service process
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*heavy breathing*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT FAGGET.
Army service is for citizens only. You can visit goarmy.com and check it by youself. There are literally 3 ways to immigrate to US:
Be a wetback and simply illegal cross the border (repeat if deported). Wait for amnesty.
Be a currynigger and immigrate via H1B visa
Be an uneducated muslim nigger from muslim nigger shithole. Just tell a pitifull story about being opressed in your muslim nigger shithole and you are rapefudgee now.
There is literally NO WAY for educated white man from a normal country to get in, except marriage and close relatives.
Sad but true.
Can you show up at a US embassy and ask?
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Being a German bro, there might be an army recruiter not that far from you. They might be a good place to start as well. You probably should have an idea about what you want to do while in the service; a veteran on this board can point you in the right direction.
We are going to increase European immigration soon my Russian friend.
You can come join us soon :)
you know things are bad (((again))) in germany when germans want to migrate to USA
white ethnic germans, you are all welcome here
best to find job, then can establish residency, or get married if you want citizenship, either way it takes some years
yes military is option if you are under 35 in decent shape half decent english, quickest route to citizenship
If you join the military you will make good money. Enough to have a nice car and a nice place to live. Enough to have a stay at home wife as well if you want to stay in.
>being an e1-e3
>good money
maybe if your 17 fresh out of high school. Military is a good route for the bennies and all but dont lie to him.
>yes military is option if you are under 35 in decent shape half decent english, quickest route to citizenship
It's not. Military service is for citizens only. Check it.
>We are going to increase European immigration soon my Russian friend.
Jeez, all I want to immigrate in USA legally, work hard and live in this beautifull country but it is simply impossible. Thinking about Canada now.
>inviting a cockroaches infestation into your house
Its not tho, I know an illegal who enlisted in the USMC but dropped before his ship date to sell drugs and shack up with this braindead white bitch.
>the largest ethnic group in the US are cockroaches
Don't waste your money like a retard. Doesn't take long to make it to E5.
If you can do it, then go for it. Legal immigration today from Europe is really hard.
However if you fucking come here and vote for you big govt hate speech laws or some bullshit I will hunt you down.
>Anglos are cockroaches
but he would do it for immigration purposes only, once he gets his greencard/citizenship he can quit and go become an engineer or whatever krauts do.
>However if you fucking come here and vote for you big govt hate speech laws or some bullshit I will hunt you down.
I think America is the last hope for white man now. Those who are dissapointed in big govt and nanny state in Europe move to USA. America will revive from leftist bullshit and there is no hope for cucked Europe.
What about your home? Is it just too late for any hope in Russia?
Here is a maybe worthless/older link:
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It suggests that unless you have a special skill or language, you need a greencard before joining the US military.
this is as legit a source as I can find. (army.mil)
"In general, only citizens and lawful permanent residents (green-card holders) of the United States may enlist in the U.S. Armed Forces. Only U.S. citizens may become officers."
the special skills thing may be what gives the "in general".
>Those who are dissapointed in big govt and nanny state in Europe move to USA
Ha you wish. I live in California, and we get a lot of European tourists + people who come here for internships (mostly software engineering).
Every single one of them is a raging leftist faggot, aside from like some people (not all) from Eastern Europe.
Like literally I talked to a guy from Germany, the other day who thought that Merkel didnu nuffin wrong.
>Convince me not to migrate to the US
The communists are taking over. Maybe youd be better off staying put. If only to avoid a huge civil war.