The New American Dream

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

You got to be in to win Sup Forums

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

Bitcoin is a better investment.

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

ITT we summon kek so I win the jackpot.

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

Yup, got paid today, going on my lunch break to cash my paycheck and buy $500 worth. Wish me luck :^)

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

That's a big office pool, wish my coworkers were based.

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

Holy shit what a retard

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

I've got $3 left. Should I try or or get something from the pick 2 for $2 menu at mcdolands?

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

implying I'll share with anyone
implying I'm in a pool

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

For you user

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

Objectively, if you won, is it better to take the lump some, or the yearly pay?

I'm thinking the yearly pay, because it lowers taxes right?

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

Spend your $3 on losing lottery tickets goy. You dont need food.

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

I have not bought a ticker but
If KEK wants me to have it I will.
Shadilay

William Nelson
William Nelson

Finance fag here. Take the lump sum and invest wisely. The returns you'll make will greatly outweigh the tax benefits of yearly payments.

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

If I get digits I'll get a ticket

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

%500 worth
lmao you poor faggot
you know shiny pokemon are 1/8000 and it takes forever of trying
lottery ods are 1 in 292,201,338, good luck you mororn

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

Look, it's a voluntary tax on stupid people.

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

Finance fag how do I make money?

Paycheck to paycheck wageslaving kind of sucks

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

But I already have 3 shiny Gyarados and a shiny Pikachu.

Adam Green
Adam Green

Lump sum

If you take yearly payments you'll likely die in an auto accident or maybe "suicide".

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

Lump sum EVERY TIME. Illinois is failing to pay out their lottery winners because dem states have fake economies. Get your money from the lottery immediately, secure it in multiple places and formats, buy yourself a damn good shelter with hydroponics and generators, and then go back to normie life

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

this better be bait

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

How can europoors even compete?

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Motorcycles guns and cocaine.

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

Made 100k in months with crypto, why worry about lotteries.

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

You should take the cash option. If shit hits the fan the lottery could cease payouts, like how illinois had to cancel the lotto because they are going bankrupt and spent the money.

Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

What's the best way to stay off the public radar if you win so you don't have hundreds of charities and investors and long lost cousins coming out of the woodwork to harass you?

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

First you need to protect you money from the Jews. Cut spending on things that you can live without, i.e. cell phone, tv, internet. Try to save as much of your money as you can, use that money to invest in yourself by getting an education or learning a trade. Trade classes are very affordable at local colleges. Avoid getting plastic Jews, financing vehichles, and taking loans to go to school. At least half of what you earn should be yours to keep. Once you start making more money determine the bare minimum you need to live on, everything over that should be saved and invested. Good luck faggot, its really just a matter of self discipline and determination to get where you want to be. You won't become fabulously wealthy but you will have enough to live comfortably and have extra cash in case you ever need it.

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

Speak to no one. Immediately retain an attorney to set up a trust with you as the trustee. Claim the winnings through your trust, that will allow you to keep your name separte from the winnings. Cut ties with every shithead you know, change your name and move away.

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

Sup Forums should do an office pool.
If one of us wins, we become the new Jews and subvert politics in order to carry out our agendas.

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

Lump sum

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

Kek, that person would disappear.

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

kek
/the donald/

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

Its kinda funny how 535M = 340.1M

Xavier Martin
Xavier Martin

Jewish math

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

535M is the annuity over 30 payments in 29 years. 340M is the lump sum

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

nice office pool

still doesnt help the chances of winning sognificantly, go back to work

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

Cash out everything, invest in a balanced and diverse portfolio. Fuck the tax cuts, it's a big risk because of this and this

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