How can Slovakia be so good?
Women are hot
No fat landwhales
Almost all kids have blonde hair and they are beautiful
Buildings are well maintained
Railways are good
Roads are good
People are friendly
Prices are pretty good
Scenery is beautiful
People are sporty
And then you come over the border 30 km to Hungary and you see shit villages, gypsy hordes, fat fucks everywhere.
What does Slovakia know that Hungary doesn't, Sup Forums?
Still cucks for czechs thou
>Still cucks for czechs thou
>only ever see czechs talking shit in slovak threads
>never see slovaks talking shit in czech threads
who is the real cuck here?
because they don't have internet
Seriously slovaks were 200% potato niggers before we civilized them.
>Buildings are well maintained
Which Slovakia have you been to?
case in point
Great points you brought up. Now you can go back to welcoming refugees
t. cuck
Slovakia is rightful czecho-hungaro-polish clay
didn't you guys welcome refugees as well?
carefull, you care about what betas care about
The people are miserable and envious and corruption is absolutely rampant, politicians welded into positions selling what little hasnt been privatised yet.
The percentage of beautiful women per capita is however absolutely insane, rivalled only maybe by the other V4 nations.
t. expat
Like 17 of them. And they are all back out. Try harder
Stand by, other flag coming
Slovakia has accepted 16
Here we go.
They also accepted nazis when we got rekt so we can call it even
Austria-Hungary when?
>Austria
>being in charge of anything
We all know how that ended.
Without you, Germoneys, Austria would lose to Serbia and Italians in WW1.
Sad!
OK, you are now Holding an explosive device in your Hand, so I#M not really gonna Reply to your post, because that would most likely trigger another war in this thread.
It doesn't have to be Austria in Charge, just the Name and territory should be kept, I would even be fine if Slovenia or Carpatho-Ruthenia would rule that Country.
Hans, I think you're the one with explosives
All of eastern europe is rightful croatian clay
KeK
Because nobody in the world cares about as 3rd world irrelevant shithole
Never ? Most of us think Hungarians are massive faggots
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First of all
Austria should be divided between Germans, Czechs, Slovenians and Hungarians.
Second of all.
Such country would not survive with absolute monarchy.
And this Empire/Country should be ruled by a council.
Each member of the concil would represent a different (Major or Founding ) nation within the Empire in order to keep balance of power in check.
Visegreich!
What about this? :^)
Fuck off we're full.
Wait, I thought we were Slovakia
Cannot confirm.
Railways are shite, second only to the roads. When you want to go from the capitol city (Bratislava) to the next biggest one (Kosice), you are better off diverting to Hungary, use their highway and then right at the end cross back to Slovakia.
Also, as always, we are full.
what about this, the lechitan empire
U wot m8?
But we need get to unite all cancerous Nationalists of Eastern-Middle and Southeast Europe in one state, to boost the economy!
youtube.com/watch?v=u0gr2S876vg
You mean this?
Looks too Baltic. I was planning to start a Visegrád /Intermarium Flag Contest Thread, we need a nice flag, it might become reality in a few years.
that's what I meant, couldn't find this pic
Sure if they dont try to erase our culture and language again like they tried before
slovakia and czechia should reunite to form greater moravia to be honest. and slovakia should also give back their hungarian clay.
oh good vpn faggot
All memes aside, out of all the cities I've visited in Europe and North America, Bratislava had the most beautiful women. As far as I can tell, the people there generally support a conservative, traditional way of life, and it works well for them. The old town in Bratislava is lovely too, although I'm guessing as you move further out into the commie block areas it turns into a bit of a shithole which is probably less comfy.
Typical village in North Hungary
Ayoooo hol up
A hungarian saying something nice about Slovakia. That's fishy.
Well.. thanks.
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>Giving entire Austria to Goym'smoney
>Giving entire Belarus to Russia
>Giving more Ukrainian clay to Russia
How to : Cold War part 2
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Go home LARPer slovak!!!
few thousand hungarians live in southern slovakia but that doesnt make it hungarian clay fuck off
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must be a slovak with vpn
but anyways , slovakia is a nice place as far as i heard
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nice
Nah dude we are not really any diffirent.
+- the same percentage of gypsy population, shitty roads and railways.
Western slovakia might be a good looking place but Eastern slovakia isn't really any diffirent from Hungary.
This one looks good.
so i guess its the same
the more west you go the better it is
But what's the top-right part in the coat of arms? That looks like some Lithuanian knight, not very Slovak.
gib tatry pls
>Partition Austria
>It was an absolute monarchy
>Thinking I want to restore the empire 1:1 even though I said I just wanted to Keep territory and Name of the Country
A council sounds pretty communist, it won't work, just like 99% of all Eastern European Administrations.
Constitutional Monarchy would be better, perhaps electing from Nobility out of every Country, with a parliament representing the People and state, which is elected by the People directly, corperating with them and the goverment, a Senate consisting of representators of parties,crown territories,lands and ethnicities and finally a Royal Council serving the King/Emperor and preparing and helping him to rule over the Country, together with a ministry from the parliament, a prime minister,chancellor and some advisors helping him.
But this is just one example.
I didn´t make it. just reposting
Wait you actually have gypsys,i thought it was a meme?
>Women are hot
Above average at best.
>No fat landwhales
>Look up worlds most obese countries.
>Buildings are well maintained
>Railways are good
>Roads are good
Look up communist building design.
>People are friendly
>Prices are pretty good
Maybe
People are sporty
Opinionated.
Maybe if you did not base the whole country and populace on tourist centers I would not call you an Idiot.
they are everywhere
burger pls, educate yourself on what is first/second/third world before speaking up.
outdated terms in current age.
sad is that many white women here fuck blacks. its basicaly national sport. if you are black and go here you will fuck 10/10 every day because of porn BBC meme.
because lot of slovaks posting here are studying in brno
>burgers
>educated
hah
I guess Slovakia wasn't that badly hit by a similar mortgage crisis we had after 2008. That would explain a lot of the economical advantage they now have over us. Also, if I understand it correctly they cut welfare earlier and to a broader extenct than we have, but I would welcome a Slovak explaining their welfare system (including pensions).
What mostly interests me is how they have a lot less fat people than we have. I would have thought we have similar cuisines, but then I guess that's not entirely true.
Well this state would ground on not erasing any culture, (except gypsy language and presence), it should be tried to find the peoples common characteristics and make everyone take care for their neighbour, it's not like everyone would be send into a meat grinder trying to kill each other before dying themselves, having no allies at all.
Brotherhood,Tradition and Unity that is what it's all about.
10% of the Hungarian Population are Gypsies, 1 Million, just like you have 10% Gypsies with 2.2 Million or the Bulgarians with 13% Muslims.
none of that is true, but k
t. someone who knows a bunch of black students in prague
>just like you have 10% Gypsies with 2.2 Million
Are you on drugs, m8? Romania's population is less than 20 mil people, with a 3% minority gypsy population, from which many already left .
>Beeing mad because Germany got Austria
>Beeing mad because Russia got anything
Well I wouldn't wonder if I got into a two front war every century then.
Also why does every our neighour kill himself that much.
Stop it pls.
Nope, the guys our media call Romanians,they look like Gypsies but are Turks as you can hear.
Look it up my dear friend, most are probably going through the Woods now to shit, before they robb the next Tourist.
Anyways, how about importing German settlers again?
>our media call Romanians,they look like Gypsies but are Turks as you can hear.
That's because most of them are gypsies with romanian passports. I assure you, every decent romanian stayed in Romania.
>Anyways, how about importing German settlers again?
Taking into account that the swabians built Brasov and many transilvanian cities, you are more than welcome.
few thousand slovaks live in slovakia but that doesnt make it slovakian clay fuck off
>3% minority gypsy population, from which many already left
>the delusion
>go to Slovakia to buy some construction material for my workplace
>little shithole village near Koštice
>when i parked my truck 15 gypsis surrounded me
>then start talking to me in some language i have no idea
>tell them pls leave me
>one of them parked his Yugo behind my truck so i couldn't back out
>the whole time i was holding y huge knife under my jacket because i tought they would try something
Fuck Slovakia im never going there again
>losing 66% of it's teritory
> still thinks it's a country
Thanks mate, I know that most stay in Romania, interestingly enough I have non-Gypsie Romanian neighbours.
Interestingly enough 2nd part: I am half Serb :DD
We should make Transilvania/Siebenbürgen great again by investing something in it instead of letting Brussels feed politicians with gibs.
Have a nice day dude.
>Ever going to villages in eastern slovakia
You asked for it, sorry.
but hungary is more relevant than you chad
You are totally right, bro, this is Lithuanian knight (or more specifically coat of arms of the Lithuanian Duchy)
>Have a nice day dude.
thanks bro. Germans and serbs are always welcome in Romania.
look at the 2 gypsy countries at the top
goymany should never have let them join the EU
Feel free to visit, Ivan.
What do Slovakian women think of English men?
>but hungary is more relevant than you chad
yes, their pornstars are more famous than ours.
dude blacks have 20 cm dicks on average, do you rly think they are not slaying that white pussy all day long? stop being deluded. my current gf was in threesome with 2 blacks and had black bf before me. its pretty much norm here
Why are slovak and hungarian numbers way lower compared to Romania and Bulgaria?
We have the same percentage of gypsies as they do.
>No fat landwhales
>Buildings are well maintained
>Railways are good
>Roads are good
>People are friendly
Sounds like bullshit. Which cities/regions have you visited, Istvan?
>be corrupt country that is 20 years behind rest of Europe
>suddenly foreigners are jealous of us
Half of ROMANI-ans and bulgarians are crypto-gypsies
>Istvan
more like Matej
Well we managed to get better recently. F.e we are like 6 places over hungary in category of gdp per capita.
hA
>But we need get to unite all cancerous Nationalists of Eastern-Middle and Southeast Europe in one state
>unite all cancerous Nationalists
>in one state
Gee, what can go wrong, amiright?