!!!!!!!!HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!! - ITS HAPPENING! NEW MASSIVE PEDO RING DISCOVERED !!!!!!!!!!

[Nicholas Collins]

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! You guys wanna see some where fucking shit????????

>inb4 CIA deletes this thread

ok ready???? Heres the fucking summary:

>In New Zealand, there is a town called "Christchurch"
>There are dozens of pizza joints called "HELL PIZZA" within like a mile of each other.... Why???????? (see pic)
>On the HELL PIZZA website, its very dark and they have a link called "SATAN"
>The link "SATAN" leads to a website called "Satans Little Helpers"... a site to recruit under 18 children who've been through "hardship"

IT GETS FUCKING WEIRDER........ Remember how John Kerry spent him time in Antarctica during the election????

>On November 9, day after election, John Kerry flew to Christchurch, Newzealand (after trip in Antarctica)
>Massive 7.8 Earthquake hits Christchurch as soon as Kerry arrives TRIGGERING TSUNAMIS (COMPLETELY UNREPORTED, TOTAL MEDIA BLACKOUT)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF IS GOING ON!?!?!?!

SOURCES IN NEXT POST!

[Matthew Ramirez]

FAKKKKKKKK !
IS THIS THE GENESIS OF "THE EVENT" ???

[Caleb Rivera]

Send this to Ed from the Outer light / Outer Dark. He's based in New Zealand

[Blake Jenkins]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SOURCES/LINKS:

Hell Pizza on Google Maps:
>just go on google map and search "Hell Pizza Christchurch" and zoom the fuck in

Hell Pizza website:
>hellpizza.com/

Satan's Little Helpers website:
>satanslittlehelper.co.nz/

Kerry flies to Christchurch:
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/86296996/us-secretary-of-state-john-kerry-visits-christchurch

New Zealand earthquake: Tsunami hits after magnitude-7.8 quake strikes near Christchurch
theguardian.com/world/live/2016/nov/16/new-zealand-earthquake-help-stranded-kaikoura-live

[Andrew Hernandez]

What in the actual fuck? This is unreal

[Jaxson Diaz]

Oh shiet mang

[Lincoln Nguyen]

...

[Liam Diaz]

...

[Matthew Harris]

Hell Pizza shops don't even have basements though

[Robert King]

>tfw autistic atheists got mad at a town named after Jesus Christ, and decided to go full fedora by making a pizza chain around the whole area named "Hell," and now the fags are running a pedo-ring
wew

[Kayden Wilson]

That's what they want you to think

[Landon Phillips]

KIDS ON THE SATAN LITTLE HELPER WEBSITE

THESE KIDS LOOK ABUSED

[Colton Kelly]

What in the actual fuck
good find user

[Ian Howard]

Not surprised in nz. A lot of elites I heard were buying up properties there. We now know why

[Leo Williams]

oooooooooomggggggggggggggg

>PRESS RELEASE; Christchurch, New Zealand. Hell Pizza Slammed For Using Comdom To Promote "Lust Pizza." -
archive.is/IpyXc

>PRESS RELEASE; Christchurch, New Zealand. Hell pizza chain is removing its billboards of Hitler saluting with a pizza slice after complaints from the Jewish community. -
archive.is/tCh3F

[Ryder Roberts]

these guys are edgy af or disgusting pedos

bump

[Kayden Thompson]

Get this to pizzagate voat

[Wyatt Ross]

Oh wow holy shit you found absolutely nothing

[Jack Carter]

...

[Dominic Turner]

try harder lefty faggots

Also
>lefty faggots unironically side with pedo rings and child rape and denounces any suspicion and open investigation by the uncucked internet as "ridicolous conspiracy theories", because the right is openly hostile to faggots, kikes and other pedos and as a commie you cant be on the same side as the right

[Nathan Gomez]

Those pizzas look as bad as the kids.
Stinks like Comet.

[Thomas Martin]

this is almost as delusional as the bible quoters

[Angel Perry]

Post your real flag OP or else all credibility is lost

[Jose Mitchell]

>Edgy guy makes a pizza
>Pizza pretty good
>Decides to make pizza joint
>He's edgy, so call it "Hell"
>Get's pretty successful
>Everyone likes his pizza
>Decides to give back to his community
>Help out kids
>People start calling him a pedophile because of le pizzagate meme

jesus christ Sup Forums grow up

oh and before I'm accused I am definitely NOT in the CIA. We don't even browse Sup Forums here.

[Isaiah Morales]

Wtf bump

[Gabriel Cruz]

Hell's Pizza is just a fucking brand. There is one down the road from our house in Auckland. Its like Pizza Hut, or Domino's.

[Andrew Russell]

You're a fucking idiot. The reason Kerry went to Christchurch after visiting Antarctica is because ChristChurch is home to the International Antarctic Center. As for the pizza joint, it's just an edgy chain that's popular in the area, it may look weird but it's just their idea of being original. It's not uncommon for corporations to have youth outreach programs, it's the most effective method of charity PR.

[Henry Ortiz]

So the only proof you have is the play on Christchurch by naming your restaurant Hell Pizza?
>an autistic boy with no arms and a blind, paralyzed 5 year old don't look happy in a photo

[Joseph Kelly]

>Manafort Lobbies for Victor Yanukovich, ousted Ukrainian Prime Minister in 2009
archive.is/hjSI7 (CNN)

>That year, Swine Flu Breaks out weeks before the election in Ukraine and Russia
archive.is/7SgN9
archive.is/e4NqI
archive.is/Jud1y

>That year, Israeli scientist claims that Swine flu was a biowarfare agent that was released in Ukraine, and gets summarily arrested in armed standoff en route to Israeli consulate with hundreds of officers swarming him with swat gear
archive.is/AAhjG

>Damien Hirst with Baxter in his art
i.imgtc.com/Lsw4RrO7LN.jpg

>Rather than this being another fake news conspiracy, Manafort and Yanukovych learn the truth. Swine Flu was just a front for a type of weapon that could travel beyond borders, and make money for a massive influx of pharmaceutical equipment and NGOs.

>Meanwhile, five years before Euromaidan breaks out, Clinton Foundation begins preparation for the construction of dozens of Neonatalogy clinics in Ukraine alone, with USAID, Open Society and Rockefeller CIA present in all parts of the country.
archive.is/1LopR - ANTI-AIDS
archive.is/maNTv - Open Society
archive.li/qZpVQ

>Bill Clinton Donated $3 Million value painting to neonatology and bone marrow centers.
archive.is/dlnR1

>Elton John ANTIAIDS Foundation, working for Hollywood, found an adoption agency and eventually set up White Helmets-like Battalion in Eastern Ukraine. 3000 Combat medics roaming the Ukrainian countryside.
archive.is/XKnLz - Elton Adopting HIV+ Baby
archive.is/IxFs9 - Call to join medical battalion - ANTIAIDS
archive.is/UGbZ4

>their galas:
archive.is/T3jV7 - Event names include 'An Enduring Vision, Winq, An Instinctive Eye'
archive.is/xiqSP - Rachel Chandler

[Matthew Nguyen]

>my shop

[Jaxson Young]

An international local pizza shop run by two men?

[Hunter Peterson]

Bump. Some user needs to sign up as a "helper".

[Carson Reyes]

Gettin' heavy matey

[Jack Russell]

This.

Christchurch user here.
Hells are edgy as fuck retards whose marketing has ironically used Hitler and the Pope for the lulz. They are fuckwit sjw company that shills for refugees and 'positive alternative lifestyles'

They are on many New Zealanders boycott list

[Brandon Miller]

>how Sup Forums reacts when they don't like their pizza

[Aiden Collins]

56 openings in 3 years hahahahah RIGHT

[Owen Ramirez]

WTF???
THIS NEEDS MORE ATTENTION

[Henry Scott]

god damn this meme is so stupid now. PIzzagate actually had circumstantial evidence and bizarre imagery that led us to believe something nefarious was going on. Now you're just trying to connect any pizza place you find with pedophilia, which is fucking retarded. You are now reaching and saying that pizza places worldwide are the hubs of child trafficking operations when originally in pizzagate, comet ping pong was the anomaly that made it so intriguing.

judging by your meme flag, you're probably a leaf too. fuck off with your disinfo.

[Aiden Wilson]

This.

Though their pizzas are pretty good

[Angel Stewart]

What is #ageplayer anons? Is it p-gate related?: ig @ageplayallday #abdl Shows up on the instagram feed so seems like it's not frowned upon maybe a form of priming/desensitization?

[Eli Hernandez]

How exactly is this any proof of a pedoring?

[William Barnes]

you would think they would be thrilled with life. baka.

[Owen Roberts]

>(after trip in Antarctica)
Perfect place to do something illegal. It's lawlessness over there. Also, isn't there an island/mountain named after the Rothchild family?

[Sebastian Cruz]

Spenny as fuck tho

[Dylan Hughes]

...

[Jaxon Collins]

There are nine pizza joints and they are all the same fucking local chain you massive mong.

>a site to recruit under 18 children
It's literally mini make-a-wish. They organize horse rides and pizza parties and playing games with athletes for kids who are retarded or sick.

Holy fuck you are so god damn stupid, kill yourself you LARPing faggot.

[Adrian Scott]

>we
Terry was right

[John Diaz]

>Elephantis Vomet PizzaGoyim
user, I...

[Luis Phillips]

Sjw democrat refugee loving company that is also a pedo ring front? Makes sense.

[Chase Roberts]

>we

[Blake Parker]

>Logo
- hotelstadthalle.at/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lifeball.jpgJPG

>Chris Cornell
- i.imgtc.com/5qqnE2vXaB.pngPNG

>Bill and Hillary Clinton
- archive.is/WgvST

>George Michael
- archive.is/GpqnO

>Logo of Life Ball
- archive.is/JYlXu

>Criticized before for medical fraud
- archive.is/xXghx

>Meanwhile, a Ukrainian oligarch begins working closely with the contemporary art community to host massive art exhibits in Venice, Kyiv and Qatar.

archive.is/DpEOY
archive.is/eVHKQ

>Through art smuggling, the Ukrainian kids end up in the hands the global elite, most notably the Geffen entertainment network in Hollywood, where Chris Cornell, Chester et al. Bryan Singer make appearances. Steven Spielberg and Harvey Weinstein travel to Ukraine to film a movie with Victor Pinchuk, who coincidentally runs the shipments of contemporary art to Venice, where he meets frequently with major globalists and who is on the MOCA board.
archive.is/727W7

>"Spell Your Name"
- archive.is/i4Akw

>Linkin Park NGO 'Cooking for Kumrose' - Crowdrise
- archive.is/0Pbpj

>40 AIDS researchers die on Malaysian Airlines Flight over Ukraine
- archive.is/mK6rm

>ANTIAIDS are also closely connected by the MOCA network of Museums, and both obviously maintain star power. Victor Pinchuk, David Geffen, Heather Podesta, Jeffrey Soros all part on the board. This shows that Clinton Foundation and the rest of the NGOs are closely tied to the contemporary art world and avidly participate in it when providing aid to that country. The Same art that passed through Kyiv Museum ended up at MOCA Geffen.
- archive.is/Edr5N

>Geffen was linked to pedophile ring with Marc-Collins Rector, Brock Pierce and Bryan Singer.
archive.is/BFeCK - Hollywood Reporter
archive.is/D8bly - Disobedient media on Pedophilia Scandal

[Sebastian Turner]

Why there are so many people enjoying pizza and going to pizza huts?

They are all pedophiles.

Pizza is a food of Satan and everyone that eats it is a supporter of pedophiles.

[Adrian Cox]

>SJW
>Refugees
>Alternative lifestyles
You're not helping your case here.

[Jason Roberts]

I remember when 4chin was a haven for pedos.,

[Alexander Lewis]

Is hell pizza /our/pizza?

[Matthew Lewis]

>he doesnt realize saging was disabled years ago
Embarrassing 2bh

[Hudson Lewis]

Oh snap. I actually remember eating there, when I visited NZ — not in Christchurch, but in Wellington, where there was a Hell Pizza right near to a place I was staying at. I even kept a napkin from there as a bookmark in a book I bought there. I also remember there was another joint called Heaven Pizza with a similarly shaped logo, and I wondered whether it was a branch of the same company or competitors trying to steal the style.

The pizza was alright btw.

[Leo Wood]

John Key's daughter Stephie is a degenerate artist who also goes by the name Cherry Lazar. Here is her Instagram page. She is into some devil stuff. instagram.com/p/BFCan6VMX7q/
I wonder what "deals with the devil" John Key had to do to gain power, and I wonder what dirt THEY threatened to expose unless he pimped out NZ to chinks and Somalis?

[Easton Butler]

>Massive 7.8 Earthquake hits Christchurch as soon as Kerry arrives TRIGGERING TSUNAMIS (COMPLETELY UNREPORTED, TOTAL MEDIA BLACKOUT)

Uhhh I remember that being reported. But nevermind that, pedosexuals WILL be allowed to exist. We WILL be allowed to have our love. You fucking Alt-Right bafoons couldn't stop homosexuals, you couldn't stop transexuals and you WILL NOT stop us pedosexuals.

[Bentley Long]

What is #ageplayer anons? Is it p-gate related?: ig @ageplayallday #abdl Shows up on the instagram feed so seems like it's not frowned upon maybe a form of priming/desensitization?

[Chase Davis]

Ok, CIA.

[Nathaniel Lewis]

ageplay/abdl is a fuckin degenerate fetish.

[Lucas Cook]

Just think what they get up to down there. Labs, farms, molestation dungeons. It's no longer fanciful, it stands to reason. Given everything we've seen so far.

[Colton Turner]

How's the book?

[Brayden Clark]

>What is age play/abdl
See pic related.
youtube.com/watch?v=DfwJA0f0UTg

It's fetish shit.

[Bentley Anderson]

one day you're gonna wind up in prison in solitary where your only human contact is guards who sneer at you and spit in your food.

[Henry Nelson]

BUMP !

[Justin Lopez]

THE SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!
>THE SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!

THE SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!
>THE SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!

THE SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!
>THE SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!

THE SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!
>THE SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!

THE SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!
>THE SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!

[Nolan Harris]

Oh shit we've been found out :(

[Oliver Morgan]

Would you say it was good enough to attract enough business that it could open 62 stores from an original 4, internationally, within 3 years?

[Thomas Reyes]

Meh, Christchurch here,
Hell Pizza is from Wellington anyway, I've met the founder
He's just an edgy normie who plays on the 'hell' theme to get a rise out of people and increases his advertising saturation
For some time he's been countering all the negative press from his edgy shit by making all kinds of gluten free, sugar free, salt free, vegan, kids charity, raising money for teens operations and crap

Literally not happening unless you've got a damning revelation

[Owen Wood]

>racoon eyes

[Bentley Wood]

Get used to it. They'll be making new "discoveries" ten years from now.

[Nolan Barnes]

wow minute 1:27 - is that her vajayjay sticking out like it's nothing???

[Parker Howard]

>See pic related.
This is a hot foot video. I'd love to suck Mileys toes.

[Jaxon Lee]

why didn't the parents get an abortion?

[Samuel Diaz]

I'm starting to think a majority of Sup Forums might actually be retarded.

It's a pizza franchise and their philanthropic org, this isn't some massive conspiracy, you tards.

[Juan Russell]

Explain "Satans Little Helpers", linked directly on the Hell Pizza page

[Cameron White]

I am very disturbed. I have never seen a pizza joint go this in depth in to protecting their customers privacy. Why would they need to protect their privacy for what flavor pizza they want?

hellpizza.com/wickedpedia/privacy

[Angel Clark]

Nope, hahahaha not going to happen. The wheels of culture are turning, it's our turn and you impotent little Nazis can't do SHIT about it!

[Luis Davis]

I too am not in the CIA we do not browse Sup Forums Sup Forums board we are busy doing boring paper work.
However I am a government data analysis and have tirelessly looked over all the data and I can ensure you all it's a big old fat nothing burger.
We'll get them next time boys!
Let's take a day off, go out and get some sun, maybe spend sometime on Facebook, Amazon or Washington Post.
Solidarity Bros!

[Bentley Wood]

WHAT THE HELL

BUMPITY BOO!

[Jonathan Smith]

Well now we need a New Zealander to go check the place out.

[Colton Thomas]

guys! new evidence points to a major pizzagate player!

[Matthew Sanchez]

hellpizza.com/wickedpedia/terms

why are they using a token system online to buy pizza? Why isn't normal cash good enough.

[Ethan Sanders]

FREE GAZA

ALSO DEATH TO PEDOS

[Easton Butler]

...

[Brayden Hill]

And?

It's basically a charity for retards
Did you even look through it?

[Liam Barnes]

cope harder, degenerate. ask anyone what they thought of gays or trannys and they'll generally say they don't care what those people do but they think it's gross.

float the idea that pedos should be auctioned off to big pharma for human experimentation and most people will love it.

[Aiden Rivera]

Not this shit again. Sage this thread, take it to

It's a chain of restuarants called HELL, and they chose to name their charity something that relates to that theme that's why it's satan little helpers. Fucking retards.

[Christian Thompson]

Someone needs to download that menu and find out what's hidden in the data.

[Josiah Torres]

Spent time in NZ and suspect Hell's Pizza is just a pizza chain run by Goths who got marketing degrees.

FWIW, rumor has it there is a Rothschild bug-out base in Akaroa (near Christchurch), disguised as an organic farm run by globo-eco-dipshit David de Rothschild.

[Nathaniel Adams]

>Explain a local business owner setting up a site to help kids who are sick or retarded.

Tax exemption?
Good will?

[Josiah Sanchez]

It's alright, given the fact it was written by a non-native speaker without Nabokov's blinguality and talent. It's memoirs of a ballet dancer about his teenage years in revolutionary Russia, the 20s in the Soviet Union and how he sneaked out of the country to China, so it's highly insightful for a person interested in the history period.

I'm not going to pretend I'm a connoisseur of fine pizzas, but the pizza was good, and, more importantly, I remember it there being slightly cheaper than elsewhere in Wellington. This made me dine at the place a few times, that's how I remember it.

[Hunter Campbell]

What is this level of larping and shilling.

I'm so disgusted with a few of these posts they have to be jebaiting me. Fuck someone help, I want off this ride. CIA niggers everywhere

[Zachary Harris]

It's a PR marketing campaign to make the company seem moral despite the edgy name, 14 year old Natsoc conspiracy theorists please go back to your cribs

[Gabriel Bennett]

...

[Julian Brown]

Do these look like normal children Sup Forums? why are there bags so large under their eyes? What could a 7-8 year old child possibly do to help at a restaurant?

[Julian King]

Definetly something a pedo would say.

[Jaxson Harris]

Just remember; every time a pizzagate or Seth Rich thread drops out of the clear fucking blue, there's an actual happening being suppressed.