Yolostone

Is Australia going to be safe from this Yellowstone nonsense? This means Australia wins right?

Guessing the top half will be fucked. Melbourne is currently the safest spot, glad I live there.

it's not going to happen for another decade stop hyping yourself up cunt

try again sweetie

Wtf is Yellowstone?

Guessing the top half will be fucked. Melbourne is currently the safest spot, glad I live there.

Yeah cause Tas has it's own food industry right? Enough to feed the incoming horde of people? Oh wait, it will collapse like the shitty island it is.

Yolostone. Did you come up with that yourself? Impressively simple and to the point. Nice word play sir.

>implying we won't be flooded by 'muh natural disaster' refugees.

apparently Australia is one of the countries that has to accept millions of american refugees if Yellowstone goes off

>Implying it's going to blow in our lifetime.

No, probably have a decade of winter our crops will fail. Mass starvation.

Come in man. The fucking volcano that a huge part of the US sits on? Never heard of it? You will

At least summer won't be so hot for a while

Yea we get burger refugees. Literally worse than Muslim refugees. Gun nuts second amendment and feminazi cunts everywhere.

>summer too hot
You have to go back.

Booyah M8! I've wanted to be an Aussie since I was in grade school and ole Dundee was the baddest lad down under

FUCK.OFF.FULL

We'd be doing you a favor fag.

>White Europeans are generally more susceptible to heat
>Hot regions that have been populated for thousands of years by the same groups all have dark skin
>You have to go back

What did he mean by this? Or are you just some Melbourne cuck who thinks that temperatures in this country never go over 30?

Screaming banshee faggots
And cunts telling us how its done in America every 5mins. I'd rather take a bullet.

Kek 30. Cunt 40 deg 100 humidity.
>muh white genes cant handle the sun
Fuck off cunt, the heat here isnt an issue for whites. Aussie love a hot summer.

Nope, were coming. With bad fake accents and quotes from 1980s movies. You'll pray to have your emu and chink overlords back. Oi cunts, we're on our way! Outback Burger master race incoming!

>fake accents and quotes from 1980s movies

Would rather take every schlomo and then every mudslime up the rectum twice.

god help us, we are going to need more camps.

>muh white genes cant handle the sun
That is literally what it is you dumb cunt. Yeah I love sitting there in 40+ weather in December sweating my balls off really makes me feel true blue mate! I hope you have the fireplace ready for Christmas day to match the conditions you're used to, Mohammad.

you would be safe from the explosion, but you would still have to deal with the collapsing global economy and the widespread crop failures.

wisdom