THIS IS A DEFCON1 ALERT

THIS IS A DEFCON1 ALERT
BIG BONG IS KILL
BRIT BONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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bongland is officially newpakistan

United Kingdomistan

gotta be photoshopped

Not real thank god.

London has fallen

It's not so much switching off the chime. It's that 4 years (or, more likely 6 years) is a very long time.
There's a high chance of them not switching it on again when the repairs are done, because they are afraid it will offend muslims.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

this is a metaphor for the beginning of the dark times. London is dead. Run!

Yanks leave the bants to the canucks, brits and Aussies.

You yanks are rubbish at it

Solution found

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Its for four years for restoration works. Luton had it done recently. It happens every 12 years or so.

However, the call to prayers are an official time teller these days anyways and the muslims were the ones who complained about our Catholic church bells every Sunday morning.
I don't practice religion, but the sikh temples have had their flag pole removed because it was 0.5mtr taller then the central mosque's tower.

Luton is prime example of the metaphorical shit hitting the metaphorical fan...

To think we would taunt Brite about a call to prayer a few months ago, fucking chaos timeline.

>The ravens will starve

Part of it is real. No bongs for four years, at least.

This.

Off topic shitposting shill slide thread, fuck off. This was known, Big Ben is older than America the continent, it's having repairs. It's a shame America can't have any repairs, only Black Lives Matter and shills.

Kill yourselves, or better yet, get nuked during the eclipse.

Thank you, have a nice day!

Are Muslim calls to prayer legal in the UK? Wtf

>legal
they're mandatory

>the faggot will larp

>4 years to fix a clock
??

>Big Ben is older than America the continent
U retarded bong? Lay of the shawarma

APOCALYPSE WEEK
To coincide with the US solar eclipse on 21 August, BBC Future is running a special series about the end of the world.

bbc.com/future/story/20170821-how-to-survive-the-end-of-the-world

>Being this fucking stupid.
They've been talking about this for a while. They're gonna fix up the bongs so that whenever it does bong. England intensifies.

>current year
>bongs cannot into time
sad

Older than Earth, too, innit?

London bridge WILL fall down, my fair lady.

Yes it's older than this Earth..

Also the images were edited in /brit/pol. You stupid American fucks take our in jokes and spread them around as if they're facts. Just fucking die, I hope Yellowstone goes off and you all die. Fucking retards with your retarded boats crashing into oil tankers. USELESS FAGGOTS! DIE DIE DIE!

It's true, old chap. The old big bonger is older than atoms themselves.

>shawarma
*kebab

it's government contract work, of course it's going to take 4 years to fix. It will also go over budget and have 10 times the amount of contractors needed to actually complete the job, which will make the estimated delivery even more puzzling.

Saw this post on Facebook today.

Christ, give a guy a fucking heart attack.

LARPing with LARP flags is still shitposting.

No, just edited with the browser console. What it actually says is that it's being turned off for repair, which should be completed in 2021.

Goodnight Bongs

Do the guys who have to hand wind Big Ben get paid? Are they going to get laid off?

Can't be true

They replaced the clockwork with an electric motor a few years ago, even though the clockwork was still running perfectly.

The 12th imam will be arriving shortly. Have a safe flight.

This is obviously fake news, for fuck's sake Sup Forums pull your head outta your ass.

They're repairing BB as of last week (the week before) and it's projected to be down for approx. 3 years while renovations are made.

Big Ben Falls Silent
>FOR REPAIRS
bbc.com/news/uk-40995854

It took 10 years to renovate the Capitol Building in the US which is basically just a big ass dome. This is nothing new.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHA

*breathe*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAG

There will still be bongs. Just prerecorded bongs instead of live bongs.

>tick tock
oh no, it stopped