Being "straight" is not a thing, its 2017

Being "straight" is not a thing, its 2017.

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>(((Vice)))

How dare you erase my sexual perspective? This is a hate crime!

what am i then?

Being a brappsniffer is not a thing. There's no such thing as a brappthicc brappythot

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when will trannies realize this still won't make me want to fuck, marry, and provide for them

Wrong. Traps are not gay.

>VICE

>Study finds women are whores that will literally fuck anything

Stop the fucking presses

Well, I'm attracted to both sexes.

>women are hornier than you think
I do not believe that is possible.

t. 260 lb fat guy who had a 4/10, 6/10 and 8/10 make out with him at a party

They are pushing for men wearing lingerie. It is all the rage, it is trendy and cool.

huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/06/lingerie-for-men-hommemystere-_n_7219880.html

What if we archive it
unvis.it/huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/06/lingerie-for-men-hommemystere-_n_7219880.html

>women are hornier than you think

Always with this fucking bullshit. Yes, women are sexual beings, we get it. But they are not hornier than I think. It's easy to get them horny when you get your hands on them, but women aren't horny by default. They allow themselves to be horny. Men are horny because they have an unconotrollable urge.

I keep reading this shit about women being just as horny and sexual as men but it's simply not the case. It wouldn't make evolutionary sense either and it's just part of the push for sexual liberation and women being a-ok with being whores.

faggots, faggots everywhere....

Insert pic of the last straight male fighting off the gay in 2020

>Vice
Dropped.

>being straight is a social construct...
>.... but homos have no choice in the matter you bigoted homophobes REEE
Who accidentally my whole timeline

If we archive it, they wont get any revenue. If they don't get any revenue, we wont get any entertainment.

>"heteronormative"
Stopped reading right there.

>"homesexuality is genetic! stop oppressing me!" - Scientists
>"sexuality is fluid. homosexuality is a choice" - Scientists, Christians
pick one

das rite! they are destroying an ice cream flavor

Kek wait, does this mean lesbians don't actually exist according to science?

that can't be a real thing... is that a real thing?

this cant be true. I also read "goy friends"

>research says

twitter.com/VICE/status/899609548536807424

i mean if they want to wear lingerie that's fine just don't be an asshole about it

>show women material that is designed to cause arousal and that often depicts people in a state of arousal
>the BODY of the member of a species that has bred for thousands and thousands of generations and has the concepts of both procreative and social sexual intercourse programmed in on the most basic level, "reacts positively"
>wowzers girls are whores
>where's my Nobel prize

Not long now and (((Vice))) will be pushing to normalize pedophilia.

If you're going off the Kinsey scale where being ranked 0 would be exclusively straight and ranked 6 would be exclusively gay. Neither would be obtainable due to everyone containing some slight degree of bisexuality. This dudes research was presented clickbaitedly but he's just repeating the same argument.

oh holy shit i can't believe this our entire way of life is under constant assault and we the straight people are the target

Knew it. Lesbians don't exist. They're just unattractive women who were either hurt by a man or rejected by men so much it effected their self-esteem to the point of just dressing like a man to essentially pull an inb4

So straights don't exist but Tumblr-gendered peoples exist? That's mad gay...

He was ahead of our times

>Demigenerqueerosexualfluid is a legitimate orientation
>Straight isn't
LET ME OFF, I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE.

Everyone is straight with sexual paraphilias (or fetishes). I hate liberals who try to reverse it.

Thanks Vice, I get all my important life changing articles from you.

Your post is accurate but your ID is making me second guess it

This is awesome. While I didn't read the shit article, the idea that there is no such thing as "straight" implies that being what we consider straight is normal and needs no label to differentiate it, and delegitimizes the idea that being gay is an alternative to being straight rather than just a simple disorder.

Yeah, but neither do gays. Freud worked this out a hundred years ago. There are no straight or gay people, only straight or gay acts. Everyone is inherently polymorphously perverse.

You'd think spending 10 seconds on Sup Forums where faggots jack off onto anime dolls you'd have figured this out by now yourself. There is nothing that cannot be sexualized.

Freud??? C'mon now...Freud??? C'mon...

Straight women probably don't exist.
But there is such thing as straight men.

That kinsey scale shit is faggot agenda bullshit. Most people aren't bisexual to any degree. Fuck off, faggot

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>There is nothing that cannot be sexualized.
rule34 exists for a reason

wait a second here
>there is no such thing as straight
>it follows that everyone is gay
>everyone is gay but most people CHOOSE to be straight
>homosexuality IS a choice
FAGGOTS BTFO

Nobody said being gay is okay.

THIS HAS TO STOP

Dude you are wrong but first you have to marry a girl and get a house and make her your submissive bitch to find out. My wife still occasionally fucking wakes me up at 5 in the morning to have sex, like she starts tugging at my dick to wake me up and wants me to fuck her even though I have to go to work and I also go the gym later in the day. I still do that shit because it seems only working harder in life pays off but she is pretty much as horny as I am. The truth is men and women get horny for different reasons. Just try and be hard working man who knows what he is doing, that seems to get most women wet.

I'm a cuckold so I guess that makes me bi
I don't do anything gay though, and my fiancé is the only one sinning, so I think I'm good
I figured everyones bi, why else is porn with a big dick fucking a hot girl so popular?

He's usually borderline funny.
But the crepy thing is to look at some of his stuff that from several years ago and see how fucking on the spot he was with his stuff.

Hell is for ever!

This world is a degenerate hellhole

I've never even had a gay thought except for that one time.

>vice
you guys know they live off of baiting you with shit like this

>(((research)))

Someone is insecure about liking dudes 0000000000.1%

So its your choice to be gay or straight? Havent we said this like forever??

Schrödinger Heteronormativity; opresses you daily and doesn't exist at the same time

They actual parody and irony was that his predictions were serious. Sam Hyde's laughter was actually pretty meta as fuck. It's possible he learned to become irl meme wizard.

>mfw "friends" with the chick that wrote this (far right)

Checked

>(((research says)))

>That ID
Don't believe what this poster says

She can drink it fresh, straight from the pipe. As if anyone needed proof feminists are retarded

>muh liberation

They've really been pushing the
>Research and experts prove our progressive opinions
Meme since the last election.

>muh research

This is the leftist's God. The word "science" automatically validates a statement in leftists minds.

Fucking vice, if they can publish this how can anybody take their nazi propaganda seriously.
Did anybody find out who the paid white guy was in the doco?

Link, I wanna read this degenerate shit.

That looks like something I'd find on the SCP wiki.

2017 , is like 1997 , only 20 times worse , once for each year since .

Whathe happens if you somehow end up in a relationship with a man who wants to transition to "woman" then suddenly you're masculine instincts return and you only want some pussy. We both never had anyone before us as we were considered freaks for being trans/bi but ultra right wingers. I'm living a Jewish joke inflicted by myself.

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>Research and experts prove our progressive opinions
It's gotten to the point that if I see anything that says
>"studies say"
>"scientists say"
>"new research says"
I disregard it as propaganda, which these days it probably is. Academia is a propaganda mill outside of the hard sciences.

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Bad grammar cause of dyslexia sorry

Well the faggot is wearing a dress

>id

Fake and gay
>(((Vice))) reports
Faker and gayer

Looks like the psychosis of a sadistic serial killer.

>Les Fabian Brathwaite
>flag
posting your own articles here you faggot?

"a thing"

that has no meaning
you might as well grunt as use that phrase

WTF

(((research says)))

research: just larping at this point

I MEAN COME ON, IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR!
youtube.com/watch?v=bGKky5sRXlM

shut up leftard you're getting fucked in the mind everyday by those outlets, why don't you go marry someone's same-sex genitals and try have kids with it .

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>scientists

I've been with plenty of women who have admitted to masturbating to lesbian porn one claimed it was for the moans

>he's so cucked that all the women he has met masturbate to other women instead of him

I just read this degenerate shit.
Consensus, smoker dgaf cum best
Vegan cum shit.

And I am now stupider for having read it.

>VICE

dropped

In some situations, it's fine.

Rarely, but I had a gf that was into anime that we traded pictures of anime characters fucking each other and she enjoyed ones that focused on the girls because she could live vicariously through them.

By people they mean women. Women are more sexually flexible when you measure brain wave lengths.

But if they are going to say that everyone is sexually fluid based off women sexual arousal stimuli. Every women is also turned on by watching monkeys have sex. So everyone is sexually fluid and into beasitiality.

So I guess straight males dont exist. Wait till science proves nobody is white either.

Vice admitted they're clickbait, fake news a few weeks ago. Their (((research))) articles belong in the trash with the rest of the company.

You don't know that being bi it's not cheating?

70% of facebook users believes so.

Freud was sexually attracted to his mom and projected that onto everyone else. I'm literally only attracted to women who look as far away possible from my mom.