Aus/pol/ Wednesday Edition

>SSM: Australia Post orders rainbow flag be removed from country post office
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>Commonwealth Bank faces 'very large' shareholder action on money laundering scandal
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>Students studied incorrect maths HSC syllabus for seven months
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>Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci aware of Amazon retail threat
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>Afghanistan: Malcolm Turnbull could follow Donald Trump's lead in sending troops
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>Baby boomers hitting the bottle and bongs at alarming levels, health experts warn
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>Couple involved in alleged burqa-clad armed robbery identified
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>Gay Marriage Time for young people to do something that can make a difference
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>Australian Medical Association boss Michael Gannon says welfare drug testing trial ‘simply won’t work’
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Being on the dole for a bit is a right. The Libs are just pushing people over to the left. Stupid old cunts.

good on you for making these, i cant be fucked doing it anymore

if they're smart they won't hit the people on the dole for a good reason, they'll just hit the druggies.

GUYS

THE MOON

It's the closest we'll get to an eclipse. Go look at the moon right nao!

I can only do it monday, tuesday and wedensday though I might be getting my hours changed so I can get friday saturday nights off

Vegemite is for fags

Fuck you cunt! just went outside and there is no moon. Bet the fuckin chinks did this

i saw your post and i went outside and looked anyway just in case you were the shitposter

>gonna send more soldiers to Afghanistan
>ADF only accepting female applicants

Fuck this shit. I wanna go.

They shouldn't hit them either. Taking drugs for a bit is a right too.

>have to go to an information session at ikea

will I finally leave NEETdom?

mate, have you ever been to logan? 70% of the drug tests in queensland are happening there, and i can tell you that logan absolutely deserves it.

there's a difference between having a cone or having a beer with your mates, and doing 6 drugs at once while fucking some sheila you've never met. the former can be tolerated. the latter can not be tolerated.

>have to
why's that?

what's the rent like there? sounds like fun

I've only driven through there and looked at it from the train. Fucking third world looking place, tons of """employment""" agencies, bottlos and payday loan joints.

Fair enough. Yeah it's better to stop people if it's s permanent life style and they bring kids into it.

even if you got in now you still wouldn't be going to Afghanistan anyway

You forgot the chimpout regarding removal of captain cook statue from Sydney in your autist links chink.

>mfw applying in the ADF later this year to fly flying-blenders.

I'm excited to make friends my dude. I really am.

Any of you cunts see this shit? Fuckin Chinks

ikea took his dog hostage and is threatening to destroy that stupid fucking piece of paper that serves as some completely indecipherable "assembly manual" unless he works for them.

no matter how low it is, you'll pay too much.

when i was living there i invited a sheila i wanted to fuck over, she didn't show. i asked why and she said that she noped out once she got off the train and jumped on the next one that arrived.

flying-blenders? since when did we get the V-22?

I hope you got vagina user. They not hiring dudes.

stop it with this meme, they are still taking males just at reduced numbers. Yeah it's shit but dudes should still try joining

evil fucking swedes

So do I have to go to the community centre/high school to vote no on gay marriage or is it done by post? The AEC says I'm enrolled, is that enough?

post you don't have to do shit but fill it out and post it back

>flying-blenders? since when did we get the V-22

I just want a job where I can fly my dude.

Aviation jobs in general are a load of shit to wade through.
Airlines just take you for a ride, where you can end up with "too much experience" because you've got above a Private Pilot's License.

Plus they're more likely to choose a qt grill over you, feels bad man.

What he's saying actually has some truth to it to be honest.

I have a plan my dude.
Im a mutt you see, partially a shitskin.
I can just identify as an intersexual female lesbian and Im on the top podium the oppression Olympics.

But in all honesty, I've heard some encouraging things from friends who are in (I was actually encouraged to apply) So I'm gonna give it a solid go. Politics or not.

Adding onto that. Train your ass off for it. So you maximise the chances of being selected based on physical merit. Also own up to any fuck ups you may have done in the past during your 'you' interview and say that you think it was dumb and stupid to do.

Also volunteering experience will show them that you're not semi-retarded.

are you going to go for helicopters or planes?

Anything mate, I love the air. My first preference was cargo pilot, but recruiter suggested if I was interested in rotary wing, so I added that to my preferences.

In short I don't mind, as long as I fly.

>You forgot the chimpout regarding removal of captain cook statue from Sydney in your autist links chink.

i heard about this on the radio. fucking abos.

>asked my old boss if he had any work going
>mfw he told me that everything has been outsourced

I want to fly too.
I'm thinking of getting a pilot license for planes and a helicopter one too because it seems interesting and you never know when you'll need to give the commies here free helicopter rides.

Do you know the cost for each to get a private license?
What's stopping me from claiming my license is from africa? aside from experience?

Harro everybody

>>Gay Marriage Time for young people to do something that can make a difference
When ever it comes to news about this shit they word is as if everyone should vote "yes" to same sex marriage. Well they can go get fucked.

>Looking for jobs in my area
>Nowhere is even taking unpaid workers
>All the job ads are implicitly for Chinks and Pajeets only

>Being on the dole for a bit is a right
Since when, in what fucking universe?

I know outsourcing is bad but what if we outsourced to only white people?
Hand picked as well as incentivizing them to have more children (if they're pure and have good genetics)

I hope most millennials think they can just change their facebook picture to a rainbow and that will be enough

I read the headlines 'Logan Outraged' like, is anyone there sober enough to notice or care?

What do you cunts think of Amazon?

they will be once their benefits are cut

you can generally get a free intro flight from your local flight club for $300 or less

Kind of annoyed how everything in the media implicitly has a pro-gay-marriage slant to it 2bh

Mate make sure you add in this fucking attrocity, glad to see a company that is apparently going broke and is being brought out by another network gladly wasting air time to fucking virtue signal.

fuck all people watch mtv anyway lmao

lol, millenial faggots can't afford foxtel

Who could be? Wake up, work, get home and drink, sleep.

They won't need to be. Ifthey test positive for drugs, all they need to do is undergo a treatment plan before they can claim the dole. I'm sure the gubment would pay for that too.

rofl they are implying anyone still watches that """music""" channel

There shutting down for gay marriage. Suuuure. Not because they're going out of biznass or anything.

Wtf. You're simply not Australian.

Fuck off Mexicunt

>I'm sure the gubment would pay for that too.
they are. on their first strike 80% of their benefits are put on one of those cards, and on their second strike they're put into rehab programs at government expense.

my last memory of ever watching MTV was when my mum was watching it in 2007 or 2008.

Just went to see if the moon looked special and saw all the neighbours bins out. Stopped me from missing bin night. Cheers!

If you're opposed to gay marriage please consider volunteering at Coalition for Marriage, the poorly-publicised No campaign: coalitionformarriage.com.au/

Right, you hairy little cunt, I'm going to put my togs on and fucking swim over to your smelly little rat nest of a home and beat some bloody sense into you.
When I'm done I'm going to beat your wife away with a stick as she tries to steal my precious and pure man seed.
I will then get that cunt of a wife of yours to make us both Vegemite sandwiches and we will sit down and you will eat that sandwich like a man regardless of whether you still have teeth or not.
Got it? Cunt.

The south east of Australia is pretty much a lost cause these days. We need to start thinking about walling it off.

Cards?

i think its a nice river. might have some piranhas in it so watch out when swimming.

Got a mate who works on the inside, apparently FOXTEL had a massive freeze on spending 6 weeks out before financial year after spending $500 million on rebranding.
Most millenial cunts can't afford anything, that is why they want it for free
You are right, it is fucking JewTV, the cunts never play music just retarded shows like "Pregnant and 16" as if being a single whore at 16 with a gutful of arms and lets is impressive
Pretty much well

>they're put into rehab programs at government expense
WHAT?!?!
Fucking brilliant. More money down the drain. Between the bullshit rort that is the NDIS and this, goddamn. We're in trouble lads

The moon has set. It was a new moon recently.

yeah mate, the government debit cards. you can only buy food, pay rent, etc with them.

Ripper rainforest.

>mum buys kfc for dinner
>tell her that I'm a balding 26 year old teacher who can cook for himself
>mum gives me my tablets and tells me to eat up

who else is a /goodboy/ today?

This sounds like a sweet deal. Incentive to work has reached catastrophic levels of not giving a fuck!

pirahnas are mad cunts ay

Are you really a teacher?

they seem legit, desu. Need some campaign material for postering and letterbox drops

god forbid you pay for your cones and champion ruby by getting a job

parasite

You lot shitting around with the female-only ADF shit? Starting to get concerned that people think this is true.

>tfw getting thin on top at 28

Real as it comes. Blokes are being turned away in an effort to get numbers up for women recruits.

kek you know your stoners mate

checked. also,

skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2017/08/11/men-overlooked-as-adf-hires-more-women.html

As a member myself, I can confirm it isn't true, apparently it was an ADF meme page that did it for likes

Yeah nah, gullible cunts

So the price of butter has gone up due to China demanding it and there's a problem with the cows. Wonder what's wrong with them?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4814892/Mother-RAAF-mechanic-s-new-girlfriend-slams-fling.html

Look at this fucking mole. Taking the dudes money instead of giving it to his kids. Guy didn't wanna get posted to NT so used a loophole and signed a stat dec saying his girlfriend was his defacto. He dies. She applies for and takes his super instead of giving it to his kids.

Whatever you say mate but the bloke above has sorted it out.
I hope you make it back from Afghanistan you incompetent cunt.

(((cows)))

faggots
>start new job
>rostered 60 hrs per
>get contract, hue hue, well only pay super on 38
>nope
>get revised contract, oh yeah user, you know that leave loading you want, forget it - um, employer kun, this is the award...
>about to get sacked .jpg

I work in childcare and study primary education, AMA lads

Can you get any more gay?

Is our produce supposed to be top shit? Our butter is grass fed. Food in Europe when I was there was shit and a friend told me that while he was in London it cost an arm and a leg for a half decent steak haha

Not gay m8, straight.

Dunno, suppose chinks are trying to chink again. I remember seeing a lady trying to get baby formula, I gave her a hand but on that note, perhaps the chinks are afraid of milk now? who knows

are you a pedo?

It'll be interesting to see how cheap they can sell stuff for. If it's by a lot Oz retail is so screwed.

If it's not by much I don't think it will have much effect. People like to get in their cars and go to the mall.

nope

are you on your period right now?

He said he isn't gay so the chances of him being a pedo is greatly reduced.

yep. Teaching maths, physics, and science.

>primary education
They teaching you to push the safe schools shit?

I'm a man, no period for me

Yeah they are, not a major part thank christ

You have no idea how much both sides like to access those tax dollars for their mates. Idiot.

>tfw only a LCDT in the AAFC
fuck off, cunt

How do you not lose your shit working with a bunch of ankle biters all day?

What state and what parts are they keeping from the supposed "scrapped program"?