Why not just invade one of the smaller island nations like Tuvalu? Existing infrastructure is in place and only a population of around 10,000 islanders. They have no standing army and like one patrol boat given to them from Australia in like 1994.
Pretty sure American civilians could out class them in weapons. Would have to be cautious of other countries coming to their defense though. Thoughts?
Plus we could be cozy neighbors with you Aussie cunts
Austin Perez
is this related to the liberty island project? we were looking at islands in south america, but are now open to other possibilities. tuvalu just seems really far away from everything.
(discord: Fkhx69k )
Evan Morgan
no, fuck off
Angel Thompson
yeah.
If you are serious about starting an actual nation though, it will have to be far away so it is irrelevant for other countries to care
Adam Evans
>discord this island thing is a hoax anyways
Wyatt Russell
we'll might simply start something under the jurisdiction of another state though, but bribe officials and such to be able to be a bit more free
Benjamin Gray
how do morons like you are able to get on internet?! How do you get out of bed in the morning without killing yourself?!
can you take this larping/childish bullshit to your kindergarten class?!
Juan Flores
Why not just buy the Russian Far East?
Josiah Long
spotted the tuvaluian
Evan Wright
Great idea! Will we cleanse the island of it native savages or will they serve as a slave class?
Jack Perry
until you become a threat. You will be long gone before you think about becoming independent. That will be the first thing to cross anyones mind if you are looking to buy a large piece of their country
Logan Hall
GDP is around 39mil. So a current citizen only makes a few 1000 a year. Plus we would need labor
Liam Gonzalez
>being this retarded
You realize Tuvalu is sinking, right? Pic related.
Nathaniel Robinson
Because unfortunately the U.N. exists and is stopping the white man from his natural ways, conquering and constructing great civilizations.
Evan Gonzalez
Stop this immediately last time we tried this they engaged the TIDF as well as an actual Tuvalu resident who infiltrated our discord. It´s hopeless, they are well defended.
Zachary Richardson
>global warming >real pick one and only one, you fucking shill
Carson Johnson
>how do morons like you are able to get on internet >do morons like you are able to get on internet >morons
Joshua Jackson
Nah every single one of them should be cleansed. Keeping the natives around never works out well in the long run...
Aaron Anderson
>island for white people >Not choosing a place in the north Just choose some part of Greenland dumb-dumbs
Ryder Hernandez
well maybe they will just hand it over then.
Like a good ole fixer upper
Blake Gutierrez
What is the sea level situation like in Fiji? Asking for a friend...
Tyler White
Who was here at the start of this year where we were meming this? Toodle-o Tuvalu.
Elijah Stewart
good fucking luck invading a pacific island mate
Chase Sanders
I'm sad this never happened, we're technically still at war against them thought.
Kayden Hernandez
I can honestly say I have never even heard of this prior to me starting this thread
Guess conquering land runs in the blood
Aaron Torres
We had threads of this back in january (if I remember correctly) before all the "Kekistan" shit and before HWNDU streams became popular here.
Jack Green
norfolk islands up for grabs atm. they wanna leave australia anyway
Kayden Reed
Start of this year? It was last year we were making battle plants with water scooters and everything. And as I said the TIDF shut us down hard. Leave this lye
Hudson Hall
highest point on the island is literally a 10 foot mound of mud
good luck trying to rebuild a tiny, sinking island in the middle of the pacific ocean
there is none
Camden Perry
Sounds vulnerable.
Plus just offer the few "wealthy individuals" a seat of the new gov
Oliver Harris
aren't most of those Island claimed by Britain and America? wouldn't want a war ship turning up at your door now would we
Caleb Watson
The certainty of global warming is why I invest all my money buying up property just inland from current beachfront property, said no one ever.
Wyatt Lewis
Nova Scotia is the best option
Samuel Green
>Pretty sure American civilians could out class them in weapons
I always hear this bravado surrounding your guns yet you never have any balls. When the police went door to door during the Boston bombing manhunt not one sausage-fingered fuck held their ground but let the police ride their property like pussies.
Your citizens, like all western citizens, have a good quality of life and thus have too much to lose getting into meme skirmishes to defend your honour or impose your will.
Carson Lee
Oath you stupid cunts.
hanga e te Atua tenei whenua mo matou. Kaore e taea te tapatapahia; Mehemea he tohorā ka taea te tapatapahia. Ka hoki koe ki to whenua ake, i hanga e te Atua mo koe. I hanga e te Atua tenei whenua mo matou; Ehara i te mea mo te iwi ke, mo te iwi ke ranei e uru ki tenei whenua tapu.
Gabriel Long
>being this britarded
Probably because, unlike Eurofags, we actually want the police to control our terrorist issues
Jace Smith
Holy shit a fijindian user
Bula cuzzy
Adam Hughes
And a ooga booga to you
Aiden Williams
that beachfront is usually connected to huge land mass you can escape to
not a country that is literally beachfront on all sides and the size of a football pitch, retard
>indian
nope, native
Joseph Gomez
You do know that Tuvalu is a member of the Commonwealth right?
Gavin Nelson
*an
Stick to your abos you lazy aussie.
Asher Brooks
Wew lad, how did the insurrection against the government go when the indians grabbed power.
I feel for you losses as a people. Fiji for fijians.
Evan Davis
Pacific islanders are way too obese to fight you for it anyway.
How much would it cost to charter a large vessel for a few weeks?
How did that whole mahogany plantation thing end up resolving?
Joshua Edwards
whos to say the new government wouldn't be a part of it as well. I don't believe its like the UN where all countries protect the others. Although I admit I am not familiar
Adam Reed
I too want to know this. Currymunchers taking over rip
Julian Smith
we can build a slim jim factory and make them all work there.
Juan Lewis
You can't invade first world countries, the military is too strong.
Adam Barnes
>not iceland at lest how would all whites migrate to a tiny shithole ready to be nuked?
Idk, the guy who wrote that was probably too much of a pussy to even send the email
Nathan Hill
Pacific Islands are under the protectorate of Australia and New Zealand armed forces. You can't just invade.
Owen Nelson
We need to get a polynesia island that will WORSHIP whites.
Like, Maylasia.
Carson Moore
is fiji water really from fiji?
Mason Evans
NASA's own data reveal that worldwide ocean levels have been falling for nearly two years, dropping from a variation of roughly 87.5mm to below 85mm. This data clearly contradicts the false narrative of rapid, never-ending rising ocean levels that flood continents and drown cities.
Thomas Johnson
I'm pretty sure Tuvalu has a defense contract with Australia. If we invade we all die
Isaac Cooper
man that shit came from the tap down the street.
Jaxon Hernandez
invade madagascar the only island capable of sustaining a real nation and enough far away to be left alone
Caleb Ward
>NZSAS
fuck, get rekt son. Best SAS in the world.
Landon Hughes
Don't even think about fucking with Tuvalu, these niggers have the worlds largest nuclear arsenal. come on now
Kevin Miller
We've been through this already...
Jonathan Phillips
We tried this before and it went no where. Considering the fact that Tuvalu is part of the UN if it gets invaded others will defend it
Brayden Cooper
who be fucking shit up, tuvalu be fucking shit up.
The population is too high, we can't control them effectively.
Dylan Brown
...
Jeremiah Hughes
anything is posible
Cameron Walker
provoque a civil war they kill each other or they flee
Jason Torres
>control oh boy wherever we go there will be no natives left. we have to kill or deport them. we have to learn from the idiot Spaniard's mistakes of trying to control natives.
Jaxon Anderson
Yeah. Australia is the first to obliterate us
Nolan Gonzalez
t. Cletus
Joshua Lopez
cleansed, don't listen to anyone telling you otherwise. your grandkids will thank you.
Juan Jackson
...
Ethan Richardson
>causing america to extradite its citizens from the middle of the ocean and charge them with war crimes because they shot up a tourist bar in micronesia
Ayden Foster
We need an island chain, not a single island. It's the only way this larp can succeed.
Matthew Sullivan
...
Brayden Wright
We doing this again?
Michael Rodriguez
It's not sinking. They're selling all of their sand. A lot of Island nations are doing this, then blaming the "erosion" on global warming and demanding money from 1st world countries for their "damn carbon emissions." It's a SCAM.
Hudson Young
"Tuvalu maintains close relations with Fiji, New Zealand, Australia, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, the United States of America, the United Kingdom and the European Union." -Wikipedia
we must accept that Tuvalu is our destiny, we must manifest.
Aiden Lee
A quick search on Wikipedia suggests Tuvalu is a constitutional monarchy whose monarch is... Queen Elizabeth II. You might not face resistance from the islanders, but you'd get crushed by the Royal Navy.
Angel Evans
The Sentinelese Tribe is just a bunch of niggers still in the stone age that try to kill anyone that comes on their shores. There are a couple thousand of them at most.
An army of 100 men in kevlar body armor suits with automatic weapons should wipe them out.
Julian Howard
I remember the Tuvalu threads. Fuck Tuvalu and fuck the TIDF.
Justin Carter
2 dozen tops could wipe em all out
Brody Wright
Too large, someone would defend them.
Owen Scott
>TIDF
It was literally just the Prime Minister and his son
Christian Adams
kek
Dylan Wright
Yeah so we're fucked basically
Carson Evans
How about we park a few party boats by Tuvalu and call it a flotilla?
Blake Scott
holy shit this world really is interesting >stormfront >david duke >kkk >1981
holy fucking shit
Ethan Rogers
I want to colonize them and erect a giant gold crucifix on their island. Those cannibal savages should be exterminated to make way for civilization.
Elijah Gonzalez
There was no widely used internet to organize on a large enough scale.