/ak/ - Darjeeling und Panzer. Post Darjeeling and weaponry, no other girls/guppies welcome.
/ak/ - Darjeeling und Panzer
Good morning /ak/
Don't tell me who to post
Gentlemen! Darjeeling is my wife!
I'm afraid your mistaking my wife for someone else.
I already did that. She climaxes with weird british proverbs while sipping tea.
Sorry /ak/ but I don't like little girls and their silly tanks. I like Women with their power guns.
teach her how to tie a goddamn tie properly.
I don't want it to be over
I want to motorboat Momo's boobies.
Perhaps it is you who are mistaken!
Preview of Ribbon Warrior Chapter 17 (1/6)
that's gotta be in violation of the Geneva convention or like something. Nato? That still a thing?
Drinking tea as I saw this thread
Sometimes I feel bad for being a steryotype.
Atleast it's oolong tea.
What tea does Sup Forums like?
I got a can of Arizona green presently. One of the tall ones.
I like Asparagus "I'm surrounded by idiots" face there.
Im too distracted by that one guy looking directly into the lens of the camera.
Muh dick status: Muh
Even though the typesetting is way behind, I get excited for every dump.
Still working on my stuff (slowly), so expect some more stuff this weekend when I'm not sneezing or feeling dead inside.
I literally just drank oolong tea you fucking limey.
It's not really tea per se, but I fucking love Hibiscus. I also like Chai. I bought some Darjeeling and Assam this month and didn't really care for either.
Yuzu is literally completely perfect in every way.
I wish we got to see more of Maho. She seemed nice. Like she seems to respect Miho a good deal.
Shincha or Sencha (no pun intended)
Kill yourself if you even consider to call that shit tea.
watch da film :^)
actually now that I say that someone should make Girls und Das Boot
I want girls und mustard gas more.
Storms of Steel with little girls?
I'd rather watch girls of Monogatari. Its sales has been mindboggling.
Then stop posting here.
Erika wearing samurai armor?
She should've worn this.
you will never wrassle momo
That or a shield, a battleaxe and a helmet with wings. You know, how they depicted ancient germans in the 19th century.
The next school wrestling match will be dominated by the loaders.
Id let her handle my load.
Alisa is a disgusting slut.
I want to see Miho and Maho in a team together.
International Panzerfahren when?
She's not a slut, she just lend-leases her body to those who wish to use it.
shh Mako is sleeping
Oh my fuck
I want to touch Erwin inappropriately.
Suzuki is the strongest loader on Ōarai, right?
Has the second part of the loli war been manga translated?
Please tell me there's a Yoshiko one too.
A threesome with the queen and princess of fluff would be heaven on earth.
Has the second part of the magical loli warfare been translated?
Assam is love. Assam is life.
I want to befriend Assam.
Scans can't come soon enough.
So for planes, we have Shidenkai no Maki, which sadly only has 1 volume translated.
How about the rest? Youjo Senki should fit the "officer" role pretty well.
Girls und Motorrad when?
Upotte, Stella Jogakuin C^3, and Sabagebu?
Why does the world hate Momo?
Not yet, swiss Momo said he'd be done by the end of the week or so
I'm pretty much free all weekend, so we could finish the first chapter this week
No promises tho
condom held in mouth is too good
tfw no qt to smoke Winnie Blues with
Why does she have an emergency water bottle in her mouth?
I want to cuddle with Shizuka!
Is jingles the bringer of lewds?
Pretty sure she's cake
Why do people like the Tiger so much?
It's the manifestation of everything wrong with German tank design.
Its main purpose was to break trough defensive structures and protect lighter vehicles which it was too slow to keep up with.
It was expensive and unreliable.
It used needlessly complicated solutions for simple problems.
Germany already had a way to break defenses with scouting and mobility.
No matter what the Tiger was capable of, there was a superior tool in the German arsenal for the same task.
Who even proposed the idea to make this thing?
I prefer Russian Caravan
gup needs more Kay
I need more Kay.
Whilst I can appreciate Kay, Naomi is the superior Saunders girl.
Dat armpir hair
Fine taste. Have some more.
Is Rin dreaming again?
The world would be so much better if all bulldykes looked like Naomi.
I'd give her a go
My dick is ready!
I prefer Kuromorimine's R75.
Not the Kettenkrad
I'll write cute girls doing WW1 things if you guys will read it
But that's not a motorcycle.
Well, not technically.
I had to double-take that one.
Pouring coke into a cup of tea.
I want to
buy them ice cream
Amerikay and Darjeeling don't have a special relationship
WE NEED TO FIX THIS
Darjeeling is lewd!
peeing into machine guns and fabrics to cool them down
worrying about mustard gas and trench foot
sweltering and smelling bad inside the first tonks
mass bayonet charges, flamethrower attacks and getting to see what mp18s and shotguns can do in trenches
having to deal with various mental breakdowns and creepy facial surgeries in the aftermath
I'd read it.
And thats how Kay died.
Erika the cutest.
Yeah, if there is one thing you don't do:
Don't fuck with a british person's cuppa tea.
Fucking teeaboos. Christ, I sometimes empathise with the Japs over you bloody weebs.
I think you mean that's how Kay got Darjeeling hooked on Coke.
It's actually a thing, and it's painful to watch. I really do feel sorry for the Nips sometimes.
It is one thing for Darjeeling to get hooked on coke, but mixing Coke with Tea?
Kay deserves to be hanged, drawn and quartered for such a crime.
"P-prez please, I don't want to have to sniff your butt. I-I'll join the club"
You gon tell that dyke to fucking shave?
cutest GuP couple.
How about this one?
We need more /k/ in here.
Sweet jesus, no wonder Kay is after her.
Why don't you go shoot up a school or something, edgelord.
I think he's one of those anti gun people that generalize everyone to keep their world view as narrow as possible.
in an /ak/ thread
Wew lads, that's like a black person being apart of the KKK.
Nice AR, what pistol is that? Hard to tell what in it's holster.
Great taste in Witches.
Looks like an M&P to me.
M&P pro 5" 9mm
It's actually my competition gun.
Never post on Sup Forums again.
tfw Britbong and therefore can't own a gun, unless it's been deactivated.
Get your feels shit out of here.
But that aside, you can fairly easily provided you live in the countryside.
Are you upset?
actually buying an L85
this goes so far beyond mere fanboying
this is a severe and debilitating mental illness
There is nothing wrong with the gun if you know how to use it. The problem arises when Americans, who think they're all rambo and skilled at any gun they see, use it and find that it actually takes some time to get used to and skill to operate. Them, being Americans and thus having a small attention span, throw the gun away and call it 'shit' wherever they go.
HOW?! How do you manage to be worse than the goddamn rabbits? who actually kind of redeemed themselves a lot but still. Jesus Christ, Team Nerd.
someone got to use that to make Miho and Maho and it wasn't you
yeah and he's nowhere to be fucking found.
It's so good that Britain's finest dumped it for the M4
Musolini a cute
What - ISIS? Nah, mate - they use knives.
more like Moesolinie
When they were making Haifuri did they consider that they might have to make their girls hot and hard like steel in order to be like GuP? Does Aniplex even know what that means or how to execute on it anymore?
Shame too. Because the Type 3 would have been an...okay medium tank in their group that desperately needed medium tanks.
What if someone antigun is because he believe real weapon of war is stuff like tanks or other vehicules and not just firearms?
According to Japan this imaged is guaranteed Sugoi Ejaculation Desu. In any case this franchise definitely does have loads of lethal artwork right now. If I weren't already running on empty right now I'd probably be leaking more than a bit. Between this [email protected] and Love Live right now I can't decide which is harder to last longer browsing images of, all I'm convinced of is Bamco franchises seems to have the best girls at this point in time.
Ooarai only won because they weren't dragged down by any Soviet slag metal "tanks"
Can you translate that into English?
Momo should be on the bottom.
How much for a match with the St. Gloriana trio or Shizuka-Hime? What do I get if I win?
"What if someone dislikes guns because they believe that tanks and aircraft are true weapons of wat, while firearms are toys"
Is how I read it.
Momo tries her best dammit!
Anyone going to tankfest at Bovington in June?
I can't be fucked to look it up on google maps
It's in England
Smug-chan is cute! CUTE!!
implying they would do something so ungraceful as wrestling.
I like teafu as much as the next weeb, but I can't be asked to fuck off to england to see some hunks of metal totally devoid of japanese school girls.
You can blame Momo and the student council in general for various things, but no one can say they don't try their best and work hard to save their school.
There's always Jingles
Hey Wrestling and Boxing used to be thought of as the gentleman's sports of the higher classes
StuCo did nothing wrong. They had to save the school. You know all those friends and memories you made? Yeah well you wouldn't have shit without them doing what they did. You'd have to say goodbye to all your buds
Thanks senpai. I live in Kentaland, so I can't be fucked to go. But thanks.
Is that a monocle all along?
Like, don't they normally just put a piece of glass in the other side of a pair of glasses, normally?
Momo has issues with depth perception
Shit, got distracted halfway through.
Have a tankfu.
I thought it was broken glasses or something.
why would she wear broken glasses the entire show? They're not poor.
Because she thinks it looks cool?
why can she hit targets then?
Fucks given by Maho: 0.0
maybe her left eye is all right and needs no glasses?
Also, do you think it's a coincidence that Momo and Yuzu wear black and white there?
Pretty sure Saemonza can.
As for Momo, afaik she got two Maginot tanks in the spin-off. Short range, though.
After the series finale, i think you need something more to actually upset Maho.
What tea does Sup Forums like?
I know I heard them somewhere. Are they really that weak compared to Italy?
try to escape tanks
get forced back into tanks by the StuCo "or else"
they delay the fact that if you lose a single match the school will be shut down until you're just about to lose to last years champions
at the same time, your family is ready to formally disown you if you fail to do the near impossible
In retrospect I'm surprised Miho handled it as well as she did, criminy.
Earl Gray, hot.
So, did teafu win?
Yes, then they got butchered by Black Forest.
Where does all this GuP expanded universe come from?
I need it.
Have you read the mangas?
In the thumbnail it looks like Yukari is pegging her rather than riding her
Ive read the 4koma one and the one where they fight the French
I tend not to read manga based on anime. I meant to, but I accidently bought Little Army instead, which I still haven't read.
Well get reading then.
Go to the /ak/ wiki and download everything. Shit's good.
It was so close, /ak/. The time where mankind was THIS close to abolish war forever... thanks to the SOLDIERS, for fucking irony's sake!
I want to see an anime about it so much
That's because your average person has no quarrel with other world citizens, it's governments that start wars, and men who fight them.
implying humans will ever stop going to war
But yeah. The ceasefire proves that the layman did not give a shit about the conflict.
It was just all the aristocrats of the world having a dick measuring contest.
That's because your average person has no quarrel with other world citizens
that's a rather optimistic way of thinking.
Magazine that treats the tournament as a real thing and expands each school and match
Think about it.
Is there any country you dislike enough that you wish you would get drafted to go to war with it?
you haven't been around much, have you?
Is there any country you dislike enough that you wish you would get drafted to go to war with it?
I think you might want to flip through a history book. People will go to war for all sorts of reasons. And religion only adds serious fuel to the fire
I didn't see YOU finding a tank and rising a crew to join the ight in the hour of darkest need, you literal pleb
I know we say shit and I've said shit too, but I highly doubt someone is gonna run up to an indian person and say "poo in loo" or run up to an american and call them an Amerifat. I'm probably optimistic though in assuming that it's mostly online banter.
fuckin' canadians, always being so friendly, thinking they're better then us.
Always apologizing.. for us being stupid or what?
Let's get some men over there and set them straight.
Pussy game too strong, he couldn't live after experiencing that.
There has been wars fought over a bucket.
2000 people died.
Do the Nishizumis take a similar approach to fucking as they do to senshadou, IE, must win no matter what?
Mangas (lots of them) plus this Franchise owners seem to treat the whole thing (from mangas to magazines to BD booklets to silly poker card giveaways) as canon, because they show quite the consistence (names of characters that appear only in very suplementary material turn out to be the real deal, for example).
Othr than very minor stuff (contradictions betwen whose exact face was being shown in flashbacks, things like that) that doesn't really matter, the only thing that has been actually retconned out is the way the Anzzio battle happened in the mangas (the OVA did show a VERY different thing). But then again, when they did that, they ACTUALLY warned fans they were gonna do it
- it wasn't like the debacle of the poor Star Wars expanded universe.
Oh my, adult Anzu would be quite the man-slayer
One of the sharpshooters, a most distinguished marksman in the Royal Marines, was halted during the competition for the Methuen Cup because—guess what?—the return spring on the trigger of his SA80 had broken.
As expected of British engineering!
Sorry, we're not autistic like the Krauts. Sorry we bother to innovate and invent, instead of merely perfecting. If we Britons never existed we would never have computers or the internet. Britons are the master race. Autistic krauts and yanks out!
MFW this was your typical British girl 4 years ago
Fucking Pakis, Niggers and Jews.
Ten years from the show and she runs the carrier.
Britons are the master race
Even though they were enslaved by the Romans, the Saxons, the Vikings, the Normans... so no actual Briton actually still lives? Wov.
inb4 Doujins of Anzu running the carrier and using the men living on the ship being kept as her pleasure slaves
She already runs the carrier.
That's one of the main conceits of the show.
Everyone knows that the master race are those who have descended from the original Kingdom of David. Hail Yerushalayim!
I can tell you're autistic. mmmmmm... yes.
You actually thought I meant the ancient Britons. I meant the British people.
But yeah, I'm just fucking around - British engineering is shit because we focus more on innovating and *breaking* the boundaries of what a gun can do, rather than copying a gun, changing it slightly to adapt to a certain scenario, then perfecting the design.
If I've learned anything from WW1 it's that you don't fuck with Canada.
One of the conditions that Canada had agreed to for their independence was that Canada had to support England in times of war which means that even though Canada had nothing to do with the war, they still had to fight.
The soldiers who were sent to Europe were fucking pissed and took out all their resentment on their enemies.
They fought like brutal savages and committed warcrimes wherever they went. It got so bad that the Germans were instructed to execute all Canadian prisoners while sparing slodiers from the other countries.
I recommend everyone should read what kind of fucked up shit The Canadians did for a textbook example of pragmatic sadism.
Not the whole carrier, just the high school
relevant in the XXI century
so what you're saying is "they're the best there is at what they do and what they do isn't very nice?"
Who's the most powerful person on a schoolship anyway?
The principal or the captain?
The captain, because of maritime law. The captain is god and his ship is his domain.
America's relevant in nothing but name.
The OVA implies that StuCo is the end all be all. I didn't even know there was a captain.
Different areas of power. Think of the principal as the ship's shipowner. The captain answers to him, and he can order teh captain what to do and where to go: yet
See this whole school ship thing really raises more questions than the series seems interested in answering. It feels like there's a more interesting story being told here.
Does the StuCo run the entire ship? Clearly they answer to a board of directors and that's honestly a lot more responsibility than Id trust to some high schoolers.
who runs the city aspects of the ship?
If there's a principal the StuCo answers to (ep. 2), it means the senior staff are adults. So, adult captain. Likely Anzu is technically also the ship's XO or something.
There's documentation of Canadians capturing a trench, rounding up prisoners, strapping explosives to said prisoners, sending them marching through No-mans land to the next trench and detonating the charges once the prisoners had gotten to the next German trench.
lot more responsibility than Id trust to some high schoolers
Whole point is, they're LEARNING to handle that responsability. Adults in the GuPverse ed system seem to be there only to act as back-ups if the student acting as "boss" fucks it up. Notice that there's no adult intervention in GuP because Anzu doesn't fuck up. Also, likely the Naval Studies girls have never taken teh ship to a reef
Please tell me that pic is from a Doujin.
Whole point is, they're LEARNING to handle that responsability.
yeah but that's really kind of tossing them into the deep end don't you think. I mean there's a lot of people's livelihoods at stake here, Id think they'd at least have a captain on board to supervise and take over if shit gets real
Some people do their best learning when they're tossed into the deep end, me among them. Personally I think it's an experience everyone needs.
not recognising THAT
If you re-read the post you'll notice the mention of adults to, as you say, supervise and take over if shit gets real.
Point being, shit hasn't become real so far in a way an adult could handle better than Anzu or the NS girls - so why we've not seen them taking over
yeah but there several thousand civilians on board the ship. that's too huge a risk. If it was just a normal ship then maybe but it's a town that floats, with school a hospital, stores banks and a whole mess of various infrastructure
Fuck you M14
It would be VERY unfeasible if the GuP core were to indicate that there aren't adults around. Fortunately, it indicates the contrary (ep. 2, the principal; ep. 1, the nurse)
Im just mostly saying I don't think the ship angle is being explored enough to a point to justify itself. We really wouldn't lose much if this was on normal land schools. Honestly with the exceptions of when they go down to the bowels it's easy to forget they're even on a boat
There really was no risk, they were already slated for decommissioning. Her plot was just a hail marry. If it failed, nothing changes, if it succeeded, the ship is probably saved.
it soon gets all dark and edgy, user
No, I don't recognise 'THAT' you got a link to it?
it's really easy to just imagesearch it.
Sup Forums even has a function, just to do that
and gothy. Oh so gothy.
Even smug when she's blowing her own ship away right under her feet.
it was even referenced later on
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Hadn't noticed before the /u/ font in panel d[/spoiler]
Where I can DL the GuP manga?, I need my GuP fix
Darjeeling in ZR
Be still my raging boner
it's a sink or swim world
You dear sweet innocent child.
Eventually, when I'm able to, I'm going to get myself a little CZ-75. Because Czechnology and Rally, of course.
Shizuka was made for cuddling and hand holding!
and putting your head between her breasts.
Would you drink Darjeeling's
No, tea is disgusting
did someone say Porsche Tiger? Because fuck yeah Porsche Tiger, you over heat, you suck up fuel and you sometimes explode for no reason but fuck you if you don't make my dick hard.
Still light years better than Murken "engineering".
At least it wasn't an M-16 derivative; then it would've just jammed.
sure ya are.
M1-series MBTs have demonstrated a tendency to do the exact same thing.
Would you drink Darjeeling's
Porsche should stick to making cars.
Henschel Tiger is far sexier and far more reliable.
Takeshi Nogami will be a guest at Anime North 2016. Lucky Canadians.
Hope he doesn't catch fire
I swear to god, if some /ak/ leaf doesn't get there and ask him some questions about his sanity, I will flip shit.
Thanks for the primary source that also compared to other designs to see if it is in fact more likely or just that they are in use more increasing the odds.
You forgot about mahjong
the St. Gloriana challenge
discern the contributors of several mixes of "tea", identifying girls who separately contributed the tea itself, the milk, and the sugar
of course the test will have to occur after taking thorough lessons from the St. Gloriana girls on the individual tastes of their "teas", milk, and "sugar"
well Rabbit Team ever have their day. And by have their day I mean not die in the process. Cuz tricking their enemy off a cliff was a pretty baller move but they need to learn to stick the landing
Why would 2 girls need a condom?
If they hadn't caught that shell, it would've been a very dissapointing 11 episode anime
I will not argue that fortune favored them but it doesn't change the fact that they died practically immediately
So for planes, we have Shidenkai no Maki
What about strike witches?
MikaMaho > KeiDar
I want her to step on me.
So why they named a Tiger "Leopon"? Is that a meme I'm unaware of?
And then they lost against Italy. Being Maginot is suffering.
But at least Eclair TRIED to change things. Her predecessors obviously were just fine with losing.
if only Allies were nice enough to charge only one at time and from front
There's a lot of gup doujins scanlated recently. Feels good man
Will Eclair-sama at least appear on the movie?
Would be nice. That or a cameo in RW or RabuRabu.
Bretty good especially the concil part
Or they tried to improve things and still lost just like her?
Doesn't change the fact that it's the superior tank.
It has the superior gun. That is pretty much the extent of its actual advantages over the tanks it's being compared to. All of the above are faster, more maneuverable, cheaper, easier to repair, easier to maintain, and with the exception of the russian turd-machine, easier on crew morale
Wasn't Eclair that furious about Madelein because the latter saw her defensive tactic failing over and over agin and still sticked to it because muh tradition?
Implying there's only one of them
Implying there are no infantry with Panzerfausts ready to fuck up anyone who flanks
That's not even the same tank genius.
Comparing Heavies with mediums is stupid anyway.
Yes, because (from what I understand) Madelein knows that their tanks were never designed for mobile warfare, and Eclair's idea was risky and impractical.
It's a hybrid.
People can have different opinions on how you could improve your performance. Sticking to your strengths doesn't mean you don't care about results.
Personally I think it's fair to compare a number of medium tanks that are the equivalent in cost to a heavy tank, but that gives all those mediums the distinct advantage.
Are there any charts like but with Churchills and KVs?
Anchovy's ass was made to be fucked.
Movie fucking when?
The problem is that usually, mediums and heavies are designed for different use-cases, so doing a comparison that shows that mediums are not good in a role they weren't meant to be used in is pretty pointless.
WHY ARE GUP GIRLS SO PERFECT?
LOOK AT THAT
THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO HURT MY DICK
Who knows? Or just make your own, frontal armor and armor penetration values aren't that hard to find.
Red is so ugly. That haircut I mean. She would be fine worth tails or something.
I know man, they are all just so amazing.
"Oops! I forgot my tennis panties today. I hope user doesn't notice."
Red is so ugly
tl note: ana means hole
Alliance army aerial sorcerer
Lieutenant colonel/Wing commander Anson Sue
This wasn't a joke!
When it comes to politicians
A demonstration for domestic use my ass! This is the bill for it!!
Cunningham! (What about/were are) the remaining friendly troops!!
It's no use, lieutenant colonel/wing commander Sue. Communications are in disarray and only growing worse, so trying to understand the situation is really...
Can't contact headquarters neither, huh...
Time to slowly continue with Youjo Senki TL
(Sky translated the name of this guy as 'Suez', but seeing how he's got a daughter named Mary...)
I hope we get Oreos too.
Man I wish I could touch Sodoko's sodoko's
Tanlines are the best.
Carpaccio's hand placement is lewd.
Those tents represent the shape of my pants right now
which it was too slow to keep up with
I love this meme.
So why is this full yuri pandering now? This was the nicest straight anime at the beginning. Why?
Oh my god.
I can't handle this.
Dick Status: Muh
Porshe Tiger is a hybrid
Leopon is a hybrid
tfw you understood it on your own some time after watching the show
feels good. Almost like when
I realised Mad Max Warboys' hand gesture resembled V8 cylinders
CUT YOUR FUCKING NAILS JESUS CHRIST!
Cut your nails faggot.
Her stomach looks like it's been embalmed
I wish that was me holding the holy grail of lewd guppies.
Says the one who failed the gay-test
The artist has some problems with drawing realistic bellies.
It gives me an engineering boner
and its gearbox gives me a migraine
That's all i need
The word you were looking for was probably "strategical".
What is this and how to get it? I might buy it too.
Same problem with his Momo and Yuzu.
U wot m8?
implying allied tanks don't have any infantry support, or planes
Can't stop fapping to gups. All the girls are just too sexy
Are St. Gloriana girls good for anything except for rape?
Do NOT sexualise the garupans!
>find time to watch haifuri
six seconds into the mainstory this happens
She should bin that knife and maybe save a life
someone got to be used by that
Fixed that for you
Thats not a knife, at least not in Carpacchios cause.
Be it for good or for evil, but my unit was spared from the first strike since we were en route to a rear base
The main force of the allied army that advanced carelessly however are left in a state of annihilation
This is because they took light of the empires strategy of interior lines!
They responded to our army's movements!!
The result when two armies that can no longer retreat would class can be seen clear as day...
[Strategy of interior lines]
Doctrine with a strategy of creating local advantages even with restricted war potential and to strengthen the ability of transporting materials and soldiers when facing against a versatility of external enemies
Our possible actions are to aid in the retreat of remaining troops
Let's try to expand disorder by easing the enemies surface control/suppression!!
Rendering the enemy artillery site useless with our numbers will be difficult
But how about the observer then?
will rebis draw more girls und panzer?
How is Jajka doing?
HOW?! How do you manage to be worse than the goddamn rabbits?
They had the least amount of experience in all the crew. Remember that they barely even know how to move the tank. You try to be useful in any kind of national championship, if you only learned the rules of the game last week.
faster, more maneuverable
Nope, user. You are mistaking Tiger I and Tiger II. Tiger I was actually as fast on road as the other German mediums, AND faster off-road - its top offroad speed was of almost 40 Km/h, against the barely 20 Km/h of the Panzer IV.
Plus, mind you, do you realize you're comparing the speeds of a HEAVY to that of MEDIUMS? Let alone the fact it compares favourably
but with Cromwell's, the very fact you CAN make teh comparison without it being a joke already shopws you it wasn't the lumbering behemoth you think it was.
cheaper, easier to repair, easier to maintain
Points agreed upon.
easier on crew morale
Now, however, you're actually pulling things out of your... imagination. Tiger crews LOVED their tanks.
What has this guy NOT done wth a tank?
easier on crew morale
Plus actual Sherman tankers didn't like their tank all that much - they had that pesky sensation of being undergunned and underarmored.
Now, don't give me numbers of what the gun/armor actually was, I'm talking about the well-documented feelings among Sherman tankers that they were inadequate. If those feelings were good for morale, then Italians would have never surrendered, ever.
We automatically mounted the machine gun for action. Then like animals we burrowed into the earth as if trying to find protection deep in its bosom. Something struck my back where I carried my gas mask, but I did not pay attention to it. A steel splinter broke the handle of my spade and another knocked the remains out of my hand. I kept digging with my bare hands, ducking my head every time a shell exploded nearby. A boy to my side was hit in the arm and cried out for help. I crawled over to him, ripped the sleeves of his coat and shirt open and started to bind the bleeding part. The gas was so thick now I could hardly discern what I was doing. My eyes began to water and I felt as if I would choke. I reached for my gas mask, pulled it out of its container – then noticed to my horror that a splinter had gone through it leaving a large hole. I had seen death thousands of times, stared it in the face, but never experienced the fear I felt then. Immediately I reverted to the primitive. I felt like an animal cornered by hunters. With the instinct of self-preservations uppermost, my eyes fell on the boy whose arm I had bandaged. Somehow he had managed to put the gas mask on his face with his one good arm. I leapt at him and in the next moment had ripped the gas mask from his face. With a feeble gesture he tried to wrench it from my grasp; then fell back exhausted. The last thing I saw before putting on the mask were his pleading eyes.
Corporal Frederick Meisel, 371 Infantry Regiment, 43rd Ersatz Brigade, 10th Ersatz Division, German Army
When will they tear 89 apart and give the duck team like M18 or something. Like seriously, they won the national tournament and whatever authorities didn't give them a scrap of prize about it?
Well, I originally typed "insanity", but I was unsure if that sounded right.
Though hopefully some maple user can get something like an autograph or something...
Maybe seeing if he notices our existence?
If those feelings were good for morale, then Italians would have never surrendered, ever.
That thing carried them through the pravda match and humped a maus in the finals
Yeah, but there are better alternatives, isn't it?
Yes the better alternative is to draft and train another crew for whatever tank you're proposing and let the ace team crew the tank they won on
I was probably drinking Earl Grey, whilst reading some of these.
I really only have earl grey and english morning. But I would love some Darjeeling tea, since I've heard it's the best.
Only problem is - where should I get it? In Waitrose or the East India Company?
Lieutenant colonel/Wing commander Sue! This is from the sixth ground army division!!
Observation communications are still alive!
Good!! Let's see if they can find and confirm the enemy observer
He's transmitting specifications/various factors!!
Multiple observation sorcerers are flying solo without concealing their positions!
This wavelength is without doubt characteristic for communications of artillery observers
Flying solo just as expected
So they are making light of us too
Yeah, but you know.
Musolini a lewd
They more than make up for the bad armor
Besides how are you going to call duck team without a duck shaped tank
they dont need a better tank, they make up for that with sheer GUTS.
Witches aren't planes.
so, what should I use, Wing Commander or Lieutnant colonel?
In the "Introduction" I put both in,
but when someone speaks to him directly I let them adress him just as Lieutnant Colonel
oh Shizuka, you and your Glorious Samurai Sense
She's watching Erika vs ouiboos + Centipede and either internally making the "sing along" poster face wishing Maho won't join KMM in tankathlon or being overconfident because "it was just a difference in tanks after all"
that mostly depends on whether their unit of sorceress is part of the army or air force (although it seems to be lieutenant commander in the US chair force as well)
well, then I let it be as it is, using both in the introduction and lieutnant commander when he's spoken to
wouldn't it be better to use "coordinates" instead of "specifications" or "various factors"?
Since she's confirming target locations..
Anchovies are disgusting.
Wing Commander seems to be more of a position than a rank, right?
I'd say this
"sing along" poster face
They go well with beer.
I require the rest of that page
That means a bulky warning line
What a bother, guess a steady fight for aerial superiority is the way to go. Aerial unit, cooperate with the sorcerer unit to form a coordinated interception/counter attack web...
Geez, this isn't something to wage war against the enemy honestly/uprightly
I should've brought my family along and make a run for it
Lieutenant colonel/Wing commander Sue, it's the bunch of the empire who are puzzled on the contrary. (Asking themselves) if it's OK if war is this easy and stuff
Let them anticipate the things they've neglected to the utmost then
whats going on there?
The noise is pretty bad since just a bit before...
Theatre warning from Cherubim Leader!!
I repeat, theatre warning!!
Confirming a large number of bogeys drawing near!!
A theatre warning from the forefront controller/Cherubim Control!?
Oh well, this is war. Seems to be this thing called not letting you be at ease
Norden Control to all aerial assault war potential on standby
Switch ROE from (national) border patrol duty to air defence guerilla warfare
Time for gorilla warfare!
If my eyes are not deceiving me, Shizuka is making noises that are way too cute for her
I want to bully Erwin!
Yeah, but they were also incredibly slow, heavy and difficult to maintain.
Again, another casual mistaking Tiger I and Tiger II. Nothing to see here, user.
leave that to Carpacchio.
While Erika and Rin just don't get it.
Is she mocking Erika or what?
When they see the dick
Erika is a delinquent now?
I'm listening to Dango and this picture is what made me sad.
Suddenly Band of Brothers theme playing in my head
I want to cum inside her hat while she isn't paying attention so that when she puts it back on her hair gets covered in Jew semen
Tiger II might have a top road speed of 41 Km/h, but its actual off-road speed was rarely greater than 12 or 15 Km/h. Compare it with the aforementioned "Carius rush"
It was 15 to 20km/h. Which was in line of other German tanks.
If we want to talk about slow tanks then we should talk about America's heavy tank the Pershing which was around 8,4km/h off road.
Best couple ever
This is my fetish.
Was that shit ever being in service?
Does Kay fuck on the first date?
I would say so
What is publicly available info?
What is that face trying to convey?
Bad taste detected.
you got me mad now
Nope, user. That was in line with other OLDER tanks like the Panzer IV.
Tiger I and Sherman had off-road speeds greater than that. Panther was roughly 30 Km/h, and Tiger could go faster.
quoting fractional Km/h speeds for off-road movement
user, pls. Step away from Wikipedia. You're better than that. You'll notice how all my "quoted off road speeds" have been rough numbers, becase they're basically averages of different situations, not exact values.
That said, yep. Pershing was even slower than Tiger II.
Tiger I and Sherman had off-road speeds greater than that
At lfirst I wanted to point out that it was a Freudian slip for "Tiger and Panther", then noticed the line was also true as written.
15-20km/h was like the max speed you could go off-road with the suspensions used back in the days.
Please use actual measurements such as m/h
WWI was a long time ago, user.
Tiger II was 15-20km/h
Tiger, Panther, Panzerkampfwagen IV were 20km/h
StuG III was around 12km/h.
Anything higher than 20km/h off-road isn't sustainable for the tank crew.
Somehow the proportions are seriously off there.
it's the weird baby arms
Either use m/s or km/h. m/h is stupid.
I wanted to see crossover like this moment Gloriana girls showed up in GuP.
tfw anime about cute girls in tanks
tfw anime about cute girls in ships
tfw no anime about cute girls in planes
end my suffering
tfw no anime about cute girls in planes
It isn't an anime, it's an OVA.
The girls aren't even that cute.
They barely pilot planes.
It isn't an anime, it's an OVA.
Most times "anime" is used it to refer to an "anime television series" user. You don't often see people referring to movies/OVAs as "anime".
You forgot about this one, user.
I put way too much effort into this.
user, it's time to stop.
It should be Pearu Haboru tho
Damn, Shiho, eat something.
I was using GIMP.
I tried dammit.
I really need to watch Team America.
She is perfect the way she is, you titty monster.
kek, that seems like something Shizuka would do
I want to deprive Shizuka of her sexual autonomy.
I repeat, switch ROE from (national) border patrol duty to air defence guerilla warfare
That's a hurried pretty strong batch of fresh troops
Anyway, I'm glad since it's not aerial stand-by duty
If it were front line deployment, just thinking about it makes me shudder -Hm?
Numerous irradiation/exposure reactions from bogeys!! Perceiving interferences from (magical) arts/procedures!! (still need a better word for this, it refers to those magic circles)
Judging as bandit! Irradiation/exposure coming from enemy!!
Notification from Norden Control to whole army. I repeat
Notification from Norden Control to whole army!!
Is this some roundabout way of saying you want to rape her?
She will deprive you of your sexual anatomy.
She should bin a life and save that knife!
Someone give the Chihatan team swords.
Umm, should we make a new thread?
is this what the britbongistanis actually believe?
Confirming large-scale border transgression of allied army sorcerer unit!!
I repeat!! Confirming large-scale border transgression of allied army sorcerer unit!!
According to hypothetical case, immediately intercept th Do...
The noise just now doesn't come from bad wireless/radio conditions-
I'm taking irradiation exposure
From a jamming (magical) art/procedure
Cunningham! We apprehended the imperial army sorcerer!! (it actually says supplement instead of apprehend, guess it's a typo)
In other words, the enemy aerial sorcerers target is
all for today I guess
Is there any possibility I'd survive a threesome with Tanya and Shizuka?
get a load of that guy up there using kelvin meters per hour-- Km/h