So when are we getting that season 2 announcement?
Our best hope is their birthday, the 24th.
Just do it Pierrot.
GB finally finished translating the Calming Detective Osomatsu story. The ending will surprise you.
http://pastebin.com/UgesBpGj (I put it in a pastebin for those without twitter)
Maybe on their birthday. If not, then probably later in the year.
Huh, that was actually a pretty good story.
I didn't expect that.
That was brilliant.
I'm glad it had such a satisfying ending.
"But there was something more important than that."
Am I dense?
But good story.
will they even get 2nd season? I doubt it :/
Isn't this the most succesful anime of the decade? If there wasn't I'd be surprised.
There definitely is gonna be one, a lot of people are just wondering when it'll happen.
What is the meaning of those chingchong words? I can't read the kanji
Context and who gave this answer? It's not indicative of future plans, though one kun episode would be neat.
Kara dead before it begins
It was funny the first time but this time it's kind of a shame.
At least I know where all the cute gardener-Kara art is coming from now though.
Personally I liked that they portrayed him as a nice guy and his painfulness wasn't the only thing about his character
although he did die because of it..
Makes sense that Kara is a gardener. Plants are the only living thing that can deal with his painfulness.
Who said they can deal with his painfulness? Plants can feel pain, they just can't run from it.
When you stop making fucking generals. You have nothing to discuss related to the anime.
He did date a plant.
and had no time to be painful
Outside of the interactions he had with Oso, I guess he didn't have the same punch as the rotten crook/bad end angle Tougou provided. I probably would have liked to see him as a drop-in or mention every once in a while, though, even they did just mention him as having somehow died or fucked back off to parts unknown.
Akumatsu and Kamimatsu at least had the divine angle going for them. Aku even more so with the amorphous blob of hate thing going on. There's probably not a lot you could do with them besides either make Akumatsu a last-ditch super move or make him some sort of hellspawn.
I can do the other manga chapters later (probably in the weekend) if no-one else translates them.
Thank you, user! The alien manga chapter was translated already from Chinese, but thanks for your hard work regardless.
You are an angel, thanks!
I was disappointed when the Matsus didn't summon Akumatsu in episode 25. It would have been the perfect moment to bring him back.
Thank you so much user! It's a good translation.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING
At least the hair on this one is identical. But it's kind of stupid to see the regular Matsu hair on a girl and then just add hair extensions.
Fuck, apparently the characters in Fullbokko can talk with each other
Is Ichi being awkward?
No idea at all.
Geri, do you have sweets?
Yes I do
Sorry I do not understand this
Yeah, I doubt the talks are very meaningful but that's still some content we will be missing out on.
I downloaded the game and played a little of the event. I could take screenshots of the event stage conversations if you guys want to see them.
Kara's hurt to look at.
It's from the fanbook. No one on twitter wants to say which staff member said.
I'd like that idea too, but it'd be so weird if they used the usual seiyuu.
Don't forget Oso. I imagine this 3D model with his phrase of the game.
do you want/need sweets/a treat
I do I do!
Imagine each of them trying to sound like kids. It'd be as hilarious as the Girlymatsu stuff.
What are they saying?
FukuJun has an impossible range and Irino has a naturally high pitch so they might be able to make it work, but not a chance for the others.
You don't think Nakamura sounds female? Have you ever met a girl?
FukuJun and Irino, best matsu seiyuu.
They truly need more quality time together.
makeover episode makeover episode
Totty may be a girly guy, but he's nowhere near F6 Totty's levels of Aoharu Ride-watching, parasol carrying frutiness.
Ichi&Todo drama cd when?
He had a parasol in episode 25.
The other way around.
Ichi and Totty
Fuck, that would be great.
I would pay for that.
The manga is our only hope. That is if Ichi could get his finger out of his butt and do more, but I like this Ichi more than Kittymatsu anyways.
I didn't know I wanted this until now.
I want that
More IchiTodo, OsoJyushi and KaraChoro in season 2, make it happen Pierrot.
Don't get your hopes up.
I've always wondered, why is Totty the only one with a cellphone?
As a NEET you don't use a cell enough to be worth staying on a plan, Totty is the exception because he's got decent social skills and goes out.
Supposedly that they'd like to do another adaptation of Osomatsu-kun itself after -san.
not a chance? sakurai and nakamura did a great job as kid bears in shirokuma cafe, kamiya can easily go higher too
No, wait, it's saying that the very first plan was to do another Osomatsu-kun for the new century. Then, the adults idea came instead.
“Heh. As long as there’s love…”
His answer is painfully vague, but makes you think he’d be up for anything. What does his adult magazine mean?
Some fans believe it reads out 生パンチラコレク = “Raw (used) Panty”.
But perhaps more accurately, a larger consensus is 生パンティ付！！ = that the magazine “Comes with used panties”
So while we may not know the exact fetish of the magazine, it seems that Karamatsu isn’t opposed to buying one that comes with a girls’ used underwear for his own erotic purposes.
Still pretty tame
Especially compared to Jyushi.
Context and who gave this answer?
That's not an answer. It's from page 72 of the fanbook which is an interview with Fujio Production and it's saying at first they wanted an adaptation of -kun not -san. They heard the pitch for grown up -san but asked them to do normal -kun. The next question asks why they OK-ed the -san concept etc.
Doesn't surprise me since that's or was an actual thing in Japan.
That stuff about thinking of -San as a direct sequel to 66 -Kun kind of sounds dumb. It feels like the series is rooted in '88's version really. Chibita's accent came from the '88 series and it fees like the characterization from 88 just carried over in bits and pieces into -San. It doesn't help that -San is done by the same studio that did '88.
Do you think he kept Dobusu's panties after she died?
I think its a mix, with the 80's having a stronger influence.
I actually would have liked to see a modern -Kun. -San in some ways feels like it, but I guess I would have appreciated a different spin with the kids instead of the adults. But if that were to happen at this point, I can only see whoever's in charge of that grafting the -San personalities on the kids.
Yeah, there are some people on the forbidden site who like to fight anyone on saying it has '88 influences and who take it as a literal sequel to '66.
Totoko being two-faced and batty comes from '88, Chibita's catchphrase, and Hatabo even has the overalls from that.
Maybe he's into preparing food made with used panties, like drinking tea bade from used panty teabags or concentrating the scent of the panties into a liquid he can spray into onaholes to make it more realistic.
But why? It's pretty obvious, right down to the opening. Hell I'm even surprised they didn't sneak the Ondo in, too.
That is less tame.
Does Sugita like Nakamura fat?
I remember hearing a theory that different adaptations would have an alternate take on the series or something. Like if -San's world takes some influence from '66 and a lot from '88, then one taking more root in Pierrot's -Kun would take some from '88 and a lot from '66.
sakurai and fukujun are so hot
Not even fatness can stop the best love story ever told.
Nice, translation or summary please?
But what if Sugita only loves him because of his chubbiness?
When you're at work, do you ever consider how you're betraying Osomatsu?
No, because I use the money to buy their shit. They should be thankful.
They seem to want to think literal in terms of -san using the Studio Zero style for episode 1 and some clips like in Iyami Kart.
Well, a remake of the Ondo would be pretty good, as long as it wasn't done by AOP.
The hell is that even from?
Can you buy the matsus or are they random gacha like hesokuri?
the Dramatsus have pretty decent Ichis. As long as there aren't any felines in the area he seems tolerable.
Happy 05/04 !
It'd be better to say it's more of an Ultimate version of all the adaptations and the Manga. Throwback scenes and characters in -San aside, even some of the newer material for -Kun tends to be an amalgam of the different series- the pachinko game reused some of the '88 voice actors,had the coloring style of '88, and made new versions of the Ondo and Seicho Osomatsu Bushi, but kept the Studio Zero/Bunko look for the characters themselves and had them acting more like their 60's counterparts. Recolors of the 60's brothers tend to take cues from Pierrot's -Kun, too. At this point, -San's just following in their footsteps.
From what I've played of it, they're random gacha.
I think GB is talking about this scans in her account.
Used panties that you can for example buy in vending machines in japan aren't actually used, they're juste made to appear so.
She is, she's been talking about excerpts from the fanbook for a few days.
They have been in love for years, Nakamura used to be less chub and his husbando was still around him that time.
Anyone have that picture with quotes of different seiyuu's talking about Sugita and Nakamura?
Don't forget that Sugita is getting bald.
aren't actually used
Where's the fun in that?
Makes people use their imaginations.
Why do panties in Japan look like diapers?
Fuck off you cancerous piece of shit.
You will never have such a pure and loving relationship.
I love Ono's and Watanabe's.
I can never tell if that group of 3 are banging or not.
"why do you think the sextuplets aren't popular?"
all six cast: "because they're like... totally not desirable."
ooh! youkyan ends up laughing from kamiyan's lines. when choroko said, "ichiko, your breath stinks," youkyan had to leave the room.
some of their fave parts: irino (school matsu, choromatsu-sensei), fukujun (interview), kamiyan (ichioso conte)
sakurai: "we don't think at all that osmt is popular because of us."
kamiyan: "we just did it because it was fun."
please give a msg to the fans. irino: "(immediately) sakurai-san, ur last bc ur the oldest son." sakurai:"scary! did u guys hear his tone??"
sakurai: "i act as osmt without thinking about anything. he's my fave. he brings out motherly instincts in me that i don't have."
fukuyama jun was not chosen to voice ichimatsu through audition, but because he was requested for it specifically
what message would you like to give to icmt?
fukujun: "just... just don't do it in an alleyway. that's all i want to say (lol)"
I really love him but... shit taste.
Brings out motherly instincts in me.
That's kind of adorable. And of course Interview would be FukuJuns favorite.
that was like the first time ichi got to shine, it makes sense
FukuJun fav is Interview
I think user may have confused it with the shitty Jyushimatsu's one.
In fact, yeah.
FukuJun is referring to the dependents/reserves one I think
Jesus christ, this is painful to read. It's better than nothing, I guess.
Both had different names ("Let's Become Independent" compared to "Interview"), so unless FukuJun was talking about Independent by referring to it as the most memorable part of it, he likely meant Juice's job interview.
I want to believe, such a great man can have this much shit taste.
oh I totally forgot about that one. that one's really funny, not sure why anons are salty
This confuses me. Was Kara trying to kill himself and finally succeeded?
Source on picture?
there's literally a twitter handle on it
I believe they are engaging in frottage.
Excuse me for not being able to read jap chicken scratch
because they're like... totally not desirable
He can't feel pain.
i really like irino, but his versions of Six Same and Six Shame are so boring and poorly timed compared to the rest of them
Everyone kind of dropped the ball in Six Shame except maybe Oso.
I think Oso's is the best when it comes to Six Same Faces
I think that's probably because Totty's tracks are the only tracks that sound like he was actually trying to have a date, and unlike his brothers, he sort of knows his way around a date, which makes it less fun for the listener.
Still can't get laid or respected. Girls know what a pig disgusting tiny dicked Diddy Kong man he is.
If it's not May 24th I'd abandon all hope.
Is Totty worth leveling up at all? Just scored his RPG form in the rare gacha.
Yeah. Totty, Choro and Ichi seems to be the ones worth leveling up the most.
I leveled up my unused-Juice to 17, but that's because he is my only 4-star. He is good if you want gold in the early levels but other than that Shonosuke, Totty and Ichi.
Stumbled upon these in a random fashion store in a random backwater hamlet the other day. The designs are really nice (black in particular) with soft, cozy fabric and reasonably priced at 1500JPY each. I feel blessed by the Gods.
Nice. This is the right time to go there isn't it?
I spent a lot of time leveling up a three star Juice recently and ended up regretting it once I measured how little damage he cast compared to Choro and Ichi.
Merchandise with the logos and characters slapped all over them is tacky as fuck. I'm glad people are stepping up to make their own relatively subtle stuff now.
I've been here for a while, but I'm nowhere close to Tokyo and the major Anime merch hot spots, so anytime I happen upon something "in the wild" it feels like a special event. I actually prefer it that way, though. Makes you appreciate it more. But I agree, the Matsu boom is definitely happening right now. No better time and place to be.
The real subtle stuff fans are making is cool too, yeah.
Here's the full conversation, I think. It looks like there is some spaghetti involved.
Ichi: Hey, I'm Matsuno Ichimatsu.
Geri: Ah, it's been a while, Ichimatsu.
Ichi: Geri, do want some snacks?
Geri: I do.
Ichi: I'm sorry about my brothers last time.
Geri: No, don't worry about it.
Geri: Freki seemed to have a good time too.
Ichi: I see...
Ichi: These clothes that you gave me, Geri...
Ichi: They're pretty nice.
Geri: Well, those are the clothes that I usually wear.
Geri: Of course they'd be nice.
Geri: Those clothes are easy to move around in.
Geri: You wanna move our bodies for a bit?
Ichi: They are indeed easy to move around in.
Ichi: Cause I wear sandals all the time.
Geri: Don't compare them to sandals!
Freki: Geri! It's almost time for dinner!
Geri: Freki is here! You're not even my mom, but you're always going on about dinner.
Geri: You wanna come too, Ichimatsu?
Ichi: Is that okay?
Geri: Of course it is!
Geri: Call your brothers too! Let's have fun eating together again!
Ichi: Aah, thank you.
Ichi: ...Having friends is nice.
Geri: Did you say something?
Ichi: No... It's nothing.
And this one too:
Kara: Are you finally bewitched by my charms, little kitten?
Ichi: Karamatsu... So because everyone keeps ignoring you, you finally...
Oh wauw, Ichi got game. He is definitely "take home to meet parents" material.
Yeah that's how I imagine Ichi would act if they are somewhat friendly to him. You can tell he is trying his best not to fuck it up. Of course I can see him shitting on the table if it was a girl he was talking to.
Okay let's be somewhat realistic here.
Wait wait wait that's not a girl? So Ichi is wearing another guy's clothes? That's fucking gay.
Oh wow, that was nice. I guess Ichi finally found a place he belongs to.
Thank you user!
Isn't Freki a girl? This won't end well
Is Ichi trying to imply that Kara's become a furry?
If you're even 1/120 cat, maybe, which is what geri looks like.
Geri is a wolf if I remember.
Does anyone mind making another pastebin? The link here is expired
It works for me.
Ah shoot, I copied the link wrong.
Thanks for pointing that out
I really would like if they did a gangster style episode, since that seems like the only kind of work they all would be good at.
Blend him? Of .
But I'd rather drink Totty.
Of course, I mean.
Take him out of that and make a good drink for both instead? Yes
Nah man, blending someone would be the worst way to go.
No, Kara deserves better. Don't blend any of the matsus.
not wantimg to blend Ichi
The alien manga chapter was translated already
Where is the translation kind user?
In the last thread that died with like 50 posts. Check the archive.
Ichi is cute as fuck
Is someone typesetting this?
Are you finally bewitched by my charms, little kitten?
Well i'm the user who translated it, and I don't think it's exactly accurate since it's translated from Chinese translated from Japanese.
I could do it if no one else is doing it, but I want to make sure no one's up for it first
How is Akumatsu somehow handsomer than Kamimatsu?
He has no real form, so he can look as handsome as you want him to be.
no weird earlobes/eyes/lips
everything shitty about our matsus
The earlobes were fine, since he's like Buddah and all that, it was the lips and eyes that made him weird.
I think Gengar looks pretty cool
Oh, I think Kamimatsu's design totally works. I'm just saying why Akumatsu is cooler. If Kami was just generic cute instead of a little unsettling then it wouldn't feel the same.
I actually love how he's the embodiment of their shittyness, and yet he's probably the most polite out of all of them.
They're my favourite outfits but where the hell would I get away with wearing them?
Probably not. I always found those really ugly.
At home? Yes.
Who the hell wears a jumpsuit outside of a work mandated scenario?
I love these outfits, but theres no way I'd look good in them.
If I had to though, I'd wear them like Oso and Totty.
And again they'll probably come in XL only, so no I wouldn't.
I wonder what Ichi and Juicy wear under theirs.
Take him out and scold him for posing in dangerous places? Yes.
No underwear in sight.
They look like colorful garbage bags. Might have looked better if the fabric was different.
I think you're right. When he rips it off in hesowars there isn't anything else either.
So why exactly did they want to kill Kamimatsu? I mean, I get that it made their parents question why they all didn't have jobs, but Kamimatsu pretty much persuaded them to let them go at their own pace. Why wouldn't you want the perfect brother to always take care of you? I mean he was pretty much doing things that should have made the Matsus love him.
Did you even watch the episode?
Because he had no faults, which is why they had to kill him.
Becuase by being around a guy so good you end up looking like shit in comparison. Also the brothers are always bringing each other down back to their level since forever; they can't possibly start living with someone that breaks that balance.
This, also even though Kami defended them it made them look even more pathetic.
Yes but it really doesn't make sense. If they want to be lazy NEETS for the rest of their lives it would be an advantage to have someone else besides your parents who is willing to do all of that shit for you and fuel your neet life.
user, this is the Matsus we're talking about.
Their shittyness is a literal cloud of evil that can kill God.
It might not make sense to you, because you're being more reasonable here. These guys are shitheads, remember?
Life is complicated.
Since he's gotten so popular among fans, do you think they'll bring Atsushi back if we get a season 2?
And if they did, how should they use him?
Totty's sugardaddy. If they bring him back because of the fanbase that should be his only role.
Then Oso dresses up as Totty and goes on dates with him so he can get some money as well.
Atsushi-kun is actually friendly but Todomatsu rather thinks of him as the presentable acquaintance in his utilitarian way. Dry monster humor. Please I want comfy Atsushi.
everyone takes turns pretending to be totty, ruining everything for totty once again.
Imply Atsushi won't become all the Matsus sugar daddy.
I would like an episode that focused on Totty, Atsushi, and their 2 other friends.
Everyone loves him and thinks of him as a nice guy so I feel like if he was in the next season they would intentionally make him a douche.
That would be great
I love when artists draw Totty with long eyelashes. It's more feminine than he already is.
I'm neutral towards him but I think that an actually nice character would be some kind of fresh air since everyone in the shows turns to be a douche anyway.
So, who does Totty wake up with the next morning?
All of them.
what a slut
They already did this with Nyaa-chan so I hope they don't do this again. Atsushi being oblivious next to Totty's character would make for an amusing dynamic.
I saw a comic somewhere of Totty constantly mistaking Atsushis niceness as him being a show off, which was a pretty fun dynamic.
I will scold him for being a tryhard.
The only bottom was Totty.
Anyone out there want these cleaned and typeset?
I want to touch Ichi's happy trail.
kamiyan (ichioso conte)
which skit is this referring to?
What if they make Atsushi seem oblivious to Totty's dry and conniving ways, only for him to secretly be an even worse conniving asshole than Totty?
Ichi oso delivery skit. The crane one.
It'd be funnier if they were both like that, and didn't know the other was like that.
I will try.
It sure is.
After the Nothingo incident, Totty probably has some thoughts in his head that Atsushi's the one who uses Totty as the presentable acquaintance to make him look better.
Damn, Sakurai is rocking that haircut. He ususally doesn't do much for me but it really works on him, especially in combination with the glasses. Ties with Nakamura for hottest.
Seriously? It was weak
I wouldn't say it was unfunny, but it definitely didn't stand out to me either.
Happy Children's Day.
Don't know about the group of three but the one lying down top right is definitely very happy with the other one rubbing up on him. He's the only one blushing, too.
I'm trying to think if they had some other skit together that I might be overlooking, because like you said, that's kind of a weak skit to be having as a favorite.
Since they already fell for a pyramid scheme do you think we will get a cult episode? Something like Jonestown maybe.
Is that considered masturbation, incest, or just really gay?
Yeah, admittedly I personally liked it, but it's far from one of the best ones.
I think I saw that one too
turns out Atsushi's mostly being nice because he wants to get into Totty's pants.
Its not gay if its with your clone.
Maybe there was something about it from behind the scenes that makes it his favorite. Some kind of outtake or something that happened on set that was hilarious.
sakurai: "i act as osmt without thinking about anything. he's my fave. he brings out motherly instincts in me that i don't have."
Thats actually really sweet. I love how they all seem really attached to the character they play, especially Sakurai and OnoD.
Anyone wanna translate this?
Huh. They used Nakamura's outfit in the Totoko game, or at least something very similar.
I've started typesetting the alien chapter from the manga. It'll take me a while and it's not polished for sure, but this is what I've got so far. I'll post the complete version when I'm done.
I agree with this.
It looks good user!
I love how they could give less of a shit.
Kara's needs a deeper V.
started on the mother's day one
Oh good, I'm glad we're not doubling up. It'll be good to finally have some more eng manga chapters again.
That's the first thought I had, but they're maketed towards girls and this is Japan, no way the V was gonna be deeper than that.
There's another shot where there's a Jyushimatsu with his head between anothers' legs.
It'd be funny if both were manipulative and trying to outdo the other, only for Atsushi to come out on top since he's rich, hot, and has a car. And even if Totty did get some girl, he could sweep her away easily and show her who's really worth it.
Would also be funny if it'd turn out Atsushi caught on at some point after he breaks off friendship with Totty, deciding he likes one of the imposters even better. But that falls through after he can only handle so much of Juice's LELSORANDOM behavior or Ichi's furry degeneracy.
I think it's more like:
Yes, they would have had it easy, but in return they would have lost something. If one of them looks good & is doing better than the others then the rest of them will look bad & feel bad. Then they will feel like they will have to change to keep up. It's like Totty & the 5 demons or Todo's line. They fucked him over in the aforementioned & stopped him from going to the gym in the latter.
One can't be doing than the other otherwise it upsets that comfort they have not doing anything. They don't have to feel worse about themselves. Like, they do feel bad when others are doing good , or pretend not to feel bad, but they can all take comfort that all of them aren't. In a way the wrapped themselves in this bubble that Totty tries to escape, but keeps being dragged into.
So is it pride or some kind self-preservation for them individually, but most importantly, as a whole.
It isn't fair, I'm sure there are grills who like that shit too
And once Osomatsu had found out about the invitational, he was willing to drag the others back to NEET life. And they accepted it. It's a shared doom.
And if you notice even before they found out about Totty's lie in Five Demons and before he insulted them by comparing to stained underwear, Choro looked the most pissed that he had a job. Probably since it meant someone accomplished something he kept claiming he'd do.
Japan girls don't show cleavage. Legs, yes. Cleavage, no. Too hazukashii. They will go to lenghts to make sure there's no chnce of it happening. So no low-cut V-necks.
I dunno man. They could have made it like normal and when it's worn by a girl they could have had layers of clothes underneath or something.
uhh all you have to do is zip it down further right?
If the V is too deep it makes the inner rims of the bra cups visible which would prevent it from looking like a V shape in the first place. Also, it looks like it zips/buttons further than they have it in the picture.
layers of clothes underneath
That wouldn't be true to the original either.
We're talking about the black undershirt, not the jumpsuit itself. Kara's is a lot lower cut, kind of like pic related.
I don't think the black shirt zips/buttons at all.
Who is kara talking to?
suddenly a shit ton of omorashi kara on nip twitter
So this is the new trend
I was about to comment that. I wonder who starts these things.
A twitter council meets every week, decides on a theme and who will draw the first pic and everyone signs an agreement to retweet it.
I hope the guy who came up with summer dress Ichi got a promotion.
There's always been a small amount of omorashi but yeah it seems to have exploded today. Excellent.
Still wondering how the fat Karamatsu art started
Someone on tumblr already made a comic of that.
It's pretty good.
Thankfully I haven't see anything of it. And I don't think I want to.
that slipping strap
Here's the tag for those interested. Some high follower accounts have drawn for it in the last hour so it'll probably keep growing.
what a great time to be alive.
I hope we can have more of hin in the 2nd season, it seems that the producers are very aware of him.
He'd probably wind up being one of the natural 'enemies' of NEETs, only acting nice but being the one that stands in the way of them being noticed because he's just so good. Or that'd be how NEETs would see him, like they saw random college students as villains.
Do you have a link?
If he does come back, It'll probably be in some way nobody expects, knowing this show.
Or he comes back for 10 seconds with no lines and thats it.
DING DING slapdash clean, trim and typeset of chapter 9 (the mother's day chapter) is here.
Some minor liberties on the translation (i.e. "sleep dust" instead of "eye mucus", because does anyone actually say "eye mucus" in common parlance?). Thank you very much to the TLer and whoever found/pulled the scans.
We're team players.
I fucking love this page.
Ichimatsu is a pro to be sliding in like that.
Matsuyo is great in this.
I don't get why people like Atsushi, I really don't recall him being in any other episode besides the mixer episode.
Found the comic.
It's okay, he kinda has a faggot voice.
Wonderful work user! Good effort from everybody.
She needed more screen time.
He wasn't in any other episode, he just became really popular. Probably because he looks like a matsu and because people ship him with Totty.
Probably gets vored by Dayon, cutting any speculation of characterization short
This was great. Thank you every user who worked on it, you're all the best.
Please do not miss the epilogue.
The OP uses a completely fucking unreadable theme for some reason, so I am linking it through a different blog.
this is the best news i've heard all day. thanks.
That was hilarious, thank you user for doing this.
Thank you, user, and others involved.
I fucking love Todomatsu. Truly the alpha neet.
Nah. They're my favorite outfits, but that shit's infinitely bad-looking in 3D.
Matsuyo is awesome here and that fucking Totty.
I can't wait for the next chapter.
Choro so tsun in this. I like it better when he is drunk more often.
Totty is definitely the funniest matsu no doubt.
That was great, especially Kara's dance. Also, Totty giving the rose. Really good chapter.
I love how Totty and Oso do the same exact thing with their jumpsuits.
Totty a cutie.
Mandatory FINDS A WAY
Does anyone know how that actually started?
The tag in question is 白ワンピいちまちゅ and I love it but I have no idea what could have caused this to become a thing.
Snowball effect I suppose. An artist drew Ichimatsu in a sundress. Others artists saw it, liked it and decided to draw it too.
Totty a sly. He's not cute.
I loved the Totoko scene.
Fuck one of them, please.
Totty a cute sly.
Without question the most dangerous matsu.
Yeah, it was pretty funny. I wonder if when Totoko officially becomes a christmast cake Matsuyo will tell her her only chance to get married is to marry one of the brothers.
I finished typesetting Chapter 10. I took this long because I changed the translation slightly with my limited Japanese knowledge.
I don't understand why imgur makes all the images look so washed out when they're fine on my end, but enjoy it regardless.
She's bound to have a one-night with Oso before long. Which will probably result in
Pretty dang funny.
MVP! MVP! MVP! user is the true hero!
I wonder who will be more horrified, Totoko, Oso or Matsuyo.
Totty ugly and boring. Ichi a cuter. Chory VERY cute!
Matsuyo would be ecstatic. Totoko would be horrified, not sure about Oso.
oso puppet on his dick
he jerks off
Thank you! This chapter was really funny, too.
Oso's reaction would entirely depend on whether or not the fandom is correct in that he's the only one that actually really likes her.
If that is the case he'd probably be classic Oso and capitalize on the opportunity by insisting that they get married.
Probably like a "haha oh darn, I knocked you up, guess I gotta take responsibility," while he's mentally thinking "lucky!" The question of income and supporting them probably wouldn't enter his head until later considering how empty headed he is usually.
I can see him being forced to work at the fish shop by Totoko.
Yeah, I was thinking of that. Totoko's parents fuck off to some random place leaving the shop to Oso, it will hell for Totoko to make sure Oso doesn't spend all the money on pachinko.
Maybe as Oso would want to fuck regularly, she will manipulate him with that.
Boys or girls?
I wanna say boys, but having 3 Matsu girls would be fun.
Knowing the both of them, Totoko would probably keep him on a leash tight enough to choke to stop Oso from even entertaining the thought of doing something stupid with the money.
I don't think he'd mind too much though ultimately, he's already shown himself to value pussy more than money.
Unless they look like Totoko three Matsu-like girls would be horrible.
Can you just imagine it? Three girls, all of them look like Totoko, all of them act like Osomatsu. The shit they would get into would be catastrophic.
Good looking, lusting for cock and money.
And the joke in this is that Osoko hates this type of girls.
I want to
babysit them. With help.
Their looks attract boys, but their personalities drive them away.
They lure boys to make things for them, they lure businessmen to buy things for them. Papa Oso is proud and helps them to spend all the money, uncles are utterly disgusted.
They all become NEETs like their dad.
Totoko could give less of a shit, they'll find sugar daddies eventually.
It might be interesting also if Oso's personality actually got divided up between the triplets decomposition style.
I don't know if that would make it easier or harder on Oso and Toto as parents though if that was the case.
So, one gets his greed, one gets his lust, and one gets his slyness?
Which chapter was it with the 4 girls with the long eyelashes that sort of looked like Jyushiko? Was that ever translated?
Nope. It was a SP x Gal Japon another series by the manga author. But we only have it in chinese so far.
Yep. So would that be more or less troublesome than three carbon copies of Oso?
Well, if they all work together, it'd be hell. Separate, they're manageable.
I love this fucking artist.
I hope this gets translated, I'd love to find out what's going on.
She's one of my favorite, it's a shame she doesn't draw more of the other sextuplets though
I'm a KaraOsofag so her pixiv is heaven for me.
Points to my edgematsu videos.
I thought this was obvious. I feel like he's sort of forgotten how to act normal, though. He's like a chuunibyou.
I'm a KaraOsofag
You could leave out the KaraOso part, and that statement would still be accurate.
Any more cute art of Oso or Ichi with the tiger?
Why is the Karamatsu piss thing trending.
Because Japan has good fetish tastes, don't judge.
Yeah, I like to think it's more intertwined than two-sided at this point. Maybe it was initially, but often Kara seems like he enjoys his "cool" side - it's not like he drops it when everyone else is offscreen.
Be quiet Oso, you're not even into piss.
It's because of that endurance doujin right? It has to be.
If that's the case isn't Ichi a chuunibyou, too? Him more than anyone.
Him and Kara both have self-esteem/insecurity issues, but they both just express it in different ways.
What's the appeal of belly buttons? What does Totty see in them?
Well, in a lot of threads we called them being two sides of the same coin and it's kinda of true.
Tell that to all the good series that got axed because Japan was busy watching ecchi. Also piss a worse fetish.
Metaphor for an anus?
They somehow look cute.
I hate water sports but I loved that shit for some reason.
That's a big Ichi.
It was pretty good and pretty in character.
I want 3
One user will buy this.
I'm sure that rich Chorofag user would buy it if they could.
I've given up on ever getting an Ichi figure without absolutely disgusting hair.
But that isn't Choro so I doubt they would want it. The hair looks like shit anyways.
It's been trending for 10 hours and now it seems like even unrelated folks and trolls are getting all up in its business. What a time to be alive.
Is he wearing rubber gloves? Those fingers are nightmare fuel.
Also have we decided on what he's holding?
Ignoring relationships and cannon stuff. What colors seem look nice together?
A mirror, I think.
It's a mirror
Oh. Could've figured. It looks so so much like a smartphone my mind refused to go any further.
I always liked how pink/yellow and green looked together.
What's the least favorite ship between the brothers?
RGB all the way.
Green and Blue are nice but I don't see it working out character wise. Oh course Christmas colors are pretty good.
Oso/Jyushi I think. Jyushi/Todo is not really seen as a ship but is pretty popular as a duo.
I really don't like ChoroIchi at all, but their color combination is my favorite.
This user gets it.
Warm color/cool color
Why must artists make Totty's and Oso's color so similar.
Ichi/Todo or Todo/Choro
Further proving to the general public that matsu fans are crazy.
They're kind of a safe thing to get into, maybe? No bodily fluids, tasteful photos, soft, accessible, simple.
The RPG Matsu event in HesoWars is making me hate Ichimatsu.
Fucker just doesn't wanna drop, and he's the only one left.
Yeah I hate that shit. It doesn't help they are almost identical except for the mouth and sometimes the eyes but the artist never bother to draw the differences on them.
M-me too user.
Happy 05/05 to my favourite Matsu.
I noticed I'd messed up on his chest paint too late, I'm sorry.
That's a nice looking body.
I see you like you're Jyushi's muscular as well.
These have been cute so far user. You have good taste in Matsus, Jyūshi is the best.
Loving that muscle hustle
While takosu has a tumblr acc, you should check their twitter to see if you got the full version.
I was first okay with Todo/Choro when they did the bathroom bit which was sweet but after they I realized they are terrible together. It just feels wrong when I see any fan art of them trying be cute.
Thank you guys, I do love the muscle hustle.
I'll do Tots tomorrow and be done.
Until the 14th Goodnight everyone.
manga Jyushi is much more adorable than his shitty anime counterpart.
You mean fucking pixiv.
The Ichimatsu life size figure is 146cm tall.
Huh, I always though the Matsus were around 165~170cm tall.
I doubt it's on scale, I read that official matsus heights in -kun is 150cm and I don't think japanese people shrink during puberty
That's a tiny woman. Anyway, how tall they are in the show depends on the animator. Sometimes they are as shown in pic (where their legs are bending), other times, Totoko is towering above them, and then there is their monkey-form, where they are slightly taller than the other men. I guess we assumed around 175 cm because that's the average, but what they said AFAIK is that they only have the same height, so "same" and "average" may have gotten mixed up somewhere along the road.
I really like when people try to mix Oso's and Kara's colors on Ichi or just put them in that order. Makes a neat gradient.
Scale is all indeed all over the place.
I've noticed that Ichi sure loves picking on Totty. I wanna see more of that dynamic.
ichi having jyushi dress up as a dog to embarrass their baby brother
what would be the final straw for atsushi?? like what would totty's brothers have to do to break them up??
scans of that one doujin never
Honestly I don't think Totty is really close to any of his friends except that weird face guy it's probably just for appearances. He tries his best to fit in but he ends up being used by them like that girl asking for him to find people even though she didn't want him there.
Yeah, her whole "find someone hot" condition for the mixer was basically proving he had no chance. He can't defy the social order no matter how he tries.
If they wanted to parody the fan expectations, they'd probably have one of them confess to Atsushi and act really embarrassing and camp about it.
so you mean have Kara do it
damn. This really highlights how sucky their lives are.
I mean, it's kind if like how AV cane back without even saying as much as a word to Juuce. So I can definitely see him just doing nothing and them fucking off into oblivion afterwards.
Happy Children's day to you, too.
Which matsu was the biggest mistake?
Then that's too obvious. Look at it this way: if Todomatsu has a successful, slightly better looking friend that hangs around him even when it makes Totty look bad, the most obvious conclusion is "dude, what a prick, it must be on purpose". That's exactly what people were expecting with Kamimatsu and dreaded that outcome, and what people weren't expecting out of Hashimoto.
Truth be told it might even be a little boring, like the "he's gay for him" idea.
But the idea that two friends are trying to one-up each other is an interesting idea.
Totty. Ugly, annoying, and not even orange.
Today on "Will it Blend"
This looks kind of awful. Like a poorly made statue in a theme park.
Kara gets beaten up
Yep. Totally didn't expect that at all.
Can't get past this art style, though. it's kind of weird looking.
Choro. Not funny nor entertaining. Doesn't add anything to the table.
Ichimatsu is, of course. Completely unable to function in the real world, and not wise enough to know to stay in the womb like nii-san
What is it?
The talking app. It's Karamatsu this time.
Did I miss omething? There's more of these? Draw user, would you mind posting them again? The Jyushi one is super cute.
Check the archives
The Kara pee fetish tag is being trolled all over the place.
Jyushi says the same stupid catchphrase with the same dumb jokes. I was hoping he would be funny and charming. Not funny and annoying as shit. Manga Jyushi is what I wish the anime Jyushi should have been.
All of them can go fuck off and die along with Totokomatsu. They have so much potential to be something other than NEETs but they fucking fail every time.
What's even better is that you could pull this joke since Ichi actually has a doctor outfit.
How? I don't visit twitter.
I get why. I find it unreal that it managed to stay TT for hours.
They started posting random shit.
I feel like I need to mention that while it was largely genuine, there were a bunch of false flaggers there from the start.
There are actually a lot of people in Japan who hate Osomatsu-san and any fans of the show and are sick of seeing it everywhere, and this would make it the second or third time they bandwagonned the fuck out of something to make Ososan fans look dysfunctional and weird.
Not that I'm saying we're not.
There are contrarians even in Japan, tell me something new.
I can imagine Japanese otaku hating it on the basis of it being popular with fujoshi alone. That and hype-backlash has always been a thing, even in Japan.
Not that, but the false flagging/trying to paint fans of something to look bad. That takes effort, rather than just saying "I don't like a thing".
Words can not describe my thrill about something Ichi that's both cute and not a cat.
the second or third time
It has happened way more than that, during show's airing sensationalist articles popped up every few days on Yaraon. Some people kept talking about how the show made the dicks in their hearts hard, that got on Yaraon. A crazy Karafag tried to rip off an article of clothing that some randomer wore saying that they didn't deserve to wear his colors or something. People screaming the show's name in the middle of the street. Being incredibly rude at other show's events. An Ichifag breaking up with her boyfriend because she loved Ichi more than him. Being generally nasty and inconsiderate when exclusive items are being sold, leaving stores in a right mess afterwards. People on twitter going crazy trying to get fappymatsu trending on NHK. And that's just the start of it.
anime with shitty artwork
Choro looks really cute.
Er, sorry, that I know of that occurred on Twitter specifically.
That's very interesting, though.
My mistake. Quite a lot has happened over twitter as well, there's rolling generals devoted to Matsu twitter drama. It's probably one of the places where Yaraon pulls shit.
I wonder if some people don't think of it as a good "reboot" over there. I've heard some people sing it's praises like it's the perfect sequel, but not anything criticizing it or saying that it's mediocre.
I've been having a difficult time keeping up but apparently people are making accusations that the person that started it also tagged their art under the main Karamatsu tag but it sounds pretty BS. The proof is either deleted already or nonexistent.
Everything feels pretty shitposty with all the misplaced fujoshi hate, especially now that the tag is being raided.
10/10, they know
Perfect. I remember some twitter artist often drew him as a bat in the outfit from that Totoko game.
They're all great actually. Can't wait.
How do I change the main Matsu on the HesoWars navigation screen? I'm stuck with Choro and it's hell.
Don't have him as first in your party.
He should've been born in the US.
So they are peeing in a sea of piss.
I thought Ichi was a pig at first, would have suited him
I had the exact same thought. Thought way to rub it in his face.
A bat is really cute and kind of unusual, glad to see they didn't go with the tired old cat joke. I like Oso's red panda too. What's Kara's supposed to be? A blue fox?
Wolf, I think.
Oh, I can see it. And of course he's in the process of unzipping it sexily. Sasuga Kara.
There's also something sparkling near the bottom.
Gotta go fast
Holy shit, that was really fast.
Even Jungle Japes Kara was somehow sexually exploitable.
Didn't the thing with the clothes being ripped end up being made up?
I remember this thread talking about it when it was first announced. The person who reported it ended up closing or hiding their account when they didn't explain why they didn't report it to the police if it actually happened
Next few hours are going to be cute as fuck
I didn't even think that was possible without making it unintentionally silly looking, but then someone pointed out the sideways eaten banana and the rest was history.
I don't understand why this is a thing to make Kara sexy. I will truly never get it.
Why not? He sexualizes himself.
At what leg was this in Iyami Kart? Nice quads, by the way.
They combined Choro and Oso
Is there a tag to follow?
He is the most/second most popular character, of course people are going to lewd him up. The producers too know what their audience wants.
They all sexualize themselves honestly
Kara's ass is always the bubbliest.
Anons, remind me which episode the kerosene heater skit was in? For the life of me I can't find it.
Not even. Totoko could say this a million times and compare the girls to her, bragging about her almost marriage with the sheikh, but they could just fire back with
But you still married Dad, and he's not rich
And you didn't get anything out of it either, so what's the point
I beg to differ
Oso is an Oso.
But I still can't follow. He's deliberately not sexy. What's the point of the joke of they actually unironically make him sexier than the average Matsu?
Eyebrows can make anyone hot.
Because making unsexy characters sexy is funny, that's the whole point.
People find him sexy, they pretty much found him sexy right from the start. Loser moe sexy is a thing.
Thank you. Don't know how I managed to miss it, I was sure I'd checked ep 23 already.
If only there was a webpage akin to an encyclopedia that had a list of the episodes.
f-finds a way
Kara eats out Dayoon and puts on his nightgown to pretend he he never left the bed
But it's not funny. No one laughs when he is made into some handsome dude with a sexy physique/non painful personality. They cream themselves until dawn.
If making the unsexy sexy was the case we'd be seeing more lewds of Dayoon.
I have ADHD, too much hassle to check episode summaries
Instead I randomly pulled up and skipped through episodes in the hopes of finding it but kept losing track. I've been trying to find it since at least two weeks ago.
Nigga you don't have ADHD, you have mental retardation. Two fucking weeks? Just google it!
It wasn't a "I need to know!!!" thing so my mind kept wandering off task, I dind't really think much about it. But yeah, I guess I am kind of retarded.
user, you might actually be retarded.
So who's who now? Given that Kara now plays the Wolf when it used to be Juice thanks to his dog costume, who gets to be granny (Dayoon played Wolf-granny during the skit) and the woodsman?
muh lazy ass excuses
Literally no one cares, fuck off.
Why is this so funny
He shouldn't have picked it up to begin with. It's absurd. And too funny.
my fucking sides
What's your favorite reaction in Osomatsu?
That would make a nice key visual.
fan art when
just look at those eyes
The thumbnail looks like a face with a huge shadow in the middle.
The melon bomb episode was great.
Goodbye, matsu thread. It's been nice to meet you.
Not realizing that Oso's looks with Totoko's personality just creates three little Tottys
Totoko's scream just before she abandoned them was incredible.
see you in few hours
And for the love of god future OP think hard about a topic and don't make one unless you got a backup.