Osomatsu-san

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

So when are we getting that season 2 announcement?

All urls found in this thread:
http://pastebin.com/UgesBpGj
https://imgur.com/a/YXVUN
http://pastebin.com/NptQQDBJ
http://pastebin.com/pfUbXeGe
https://imgur.com/a/7jMDK
http://pastebin.com/DjzmSDdW
https://twitter.com/fullbokkoheroes/status/727336892069343232
https://twitter.com/fullbokkoheroes/status/727698105341091844
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=56644958
https://twitter.com/fullbokkoheroes/status/728060929242357760
http://pastebin.com/WqRie4pL
http://imgur.com/a/slEUg
https://twitter.com/hashtag/カラ松おしっこ我慢大会
http://imgur.com/a/f9tYm
http://personalmotifs.tumblr.com/post/143805857144
http://imgur.com/a/3nIrZ
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56731643
https://twitter.com/KAI_YOU_ed/status/728440448105074689
http://imgur.com/a/f9tYm
Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

Our best hope is their birthday, the 24th.

David Johnson
David Johnson

Just do it Pierrot.

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

GB finally finished translating the Calming Detective Osomatsu story. The ending will surprise you.

http://pastebin.com/UgesBpGj (I put it in a pastebin for those without twitter)

Aaron Roberts
Aaron Roberts

Maybe on their birthday. If not, then probably later in the year.

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

Huh, that was actually a pretty good story.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

I didn't expect that.

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

That was brilliant.

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

I'm glad it had such a satisfying ending.

Michael Morales
Michael Morales

"But there was something more important than that."
Am I dense?

But good story.

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

will they even get 2nd season? I doubt it :/

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

Isn't this the most succesful anime of the decade? If there wasn't I'd be surprised.

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

There definitely is gonna be one, a lot of people are just wondering when it'll happen.

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

y-you too...

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

What is the meaning of those chingchong words? I can't read the kanji

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

Context and who gave this answer? It's not indicative of future plans, though one kun episode would be neat.

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Kara dead before it begins
again

It was funny the first time but this time it's kind of a shame.

At least I know where all the cute gardener-Kara art is coming from now though.

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

Personally I liked that they portrayed him as a nice guy and his painfulness wasn't the only thing about his character although he did die because of it..

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

Makes sense that Kara is a gardener. Plants are the only living thing that can deal with his painfulness.

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

I laughed.

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

Who said they can deal with his painfulness? Plants can feel pain, they just can't run from it.

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

When you stop making fucking generals. You have nothing to discuss related to the anime.

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

He did date a plant.

James Smith
James Smith

and had no time to be painful

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

/a/thread/141063474#p141067193
Outside of the interactions he had with Oso, I guess he didn't have the same punch as the rotten crook/bad end angle Tougou provided. I probably would have liked to see him as a drop-in or mention every once in a while, though, even they did just mention him as having somehow died or fucked back off to parts unknown.
/a/thread/141063474#p141067116
Akumatsu and Kamimatsu at least had the divine angle going for them. Aku even more so with the amorphous blob of hate thing going on. There's probably not a lot you could do with them besides either make Akumatsu a last-ditch super move or make him some sort of hellspawn.

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

Translations incoming.

I promised I would translate those magazine comics.
https://imgur.com/a/YXVUN
Comic 1: http://pastebin.com/NptQQDBJ
Comic 2: http://pastebin.com/pfUbXeGe

I also promised I would translate a part of the manga chapters. I did one chapter (first one in the imgur link).
https://imgur.com/a/7jMDK
http://pastebin.com/DjzmSDdW

I can do the other manga chapters later (probably in the weekend) if no-one else translates them.

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

Thank you, user! The alien manga chapter was translated already from Chinese, but thanks for your hard work regardless.

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

You are an angel, thanks!

Adam Harris
Adam Harris

I was disappointed when the Matsus didn't summon Akumatsu in episode 25. It would have been the perfect moment to bring him back.

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

Thank you so much user! It's a good translation.

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

kara's dance
HOLY SHIT THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

At least the hair on this one is identical. But it's kind of stupid to see the regular Matsu hair on a girl and then just add hair extensions.

Julian Long
Julian Long

Fuck, apparently the characters in Fullbokko can talk with each other

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

Is Ichi being awkward?

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

No idea at all.

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

Geri, do you have sweets?
Yes I do

Sorry I do not understand this

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

Yeah, I doubt the talks are very meaningful but that's still some content we will be missing out on.

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

I downloaded the game and played a little of the event. I could take screenshots of the event stage conversations if you guys want to see them.

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

Yes please.

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

https://twitter.com/fullbokkoheroes/status/727336892069343232
https://twitter.com/fullbokkoheroes/status/727698105341091844

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

Thanks user!

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

Kara's hurt to look at.

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

It's from the fanbook. No one on twitter wants to say which staff member said.
I'd like that idea too, but it'd be so weird if they used the usual seiyuu.

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

Don't forget Oso. I imagine this 3D model with his phrase of the game.

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

do you want/need sweets/a treat
I do I do!

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

Imagine each of them trying to sound like kids. It'd be as hilarious as the Girlymatsu stuff.

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

What are they saying?

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

FukuJun has an impossible range and Irino has a naturally high pitch so they might be able to make it work, but not a chance for the others.

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

You don't think Nakamura sounds female? Have you ever met a girl?

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

FukuJun and Irino, best matsu seiyuu.

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

They truly need more quality time together.
makeover episode makeover episode

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

Fucking this.

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

makeover episode
Totty may be a girly guy, but he's nowhere near F6 Totty's levels of Aoharu Ride-watching, parasol carrying frutiness.

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

Ichi&Todo drama cd when?

Luis James
Luis James

He had a parasol in episode 25.

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

The other way around.

Tyler Perez
Tyler Perez

Just imagine...
Ichi and Totty
screaming together
Fuck, that would be great.

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

I would pay for that.

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

The manga is our only hope. That is if Ichi could get his finger out of his butt and do more, but I like this Ichi more than Kittymatsu anyways.

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

I didn't know I wanted this until now.

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

I want that

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

More IchiTodo, OsoJyushi and KaraChoro in season 2, make it happen Pierrot.

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

manga Ichi.
doing anything.

Don't get your hopes up.

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

I've always wondered, why is Totty the only one with a cellphone?

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

they poor

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

As a NEET you don't use a cell enough to be worth staying on a plan, Totty is the exception because he's got decent social skills and goes out.

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

Supposedly that they'd like to do another adaptation of Osomatsu-kun itself after -san.

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

not a chance? sakurai and nakamura did a great job as kid bears in shirokuma cafe, kamiya can easily go higher too

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

No, wait, it's saying that the very first plan was to do another Osomatsu-kun for the new century. Then, the adults idea came instead.

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

Kara fetish
“Heh. As long as there’s love…”
His answer is painfully vague, but makes you think he’d be up for anything. What does his adult magazine mean?

Some fans believe it reads out 生パンチラコレク = “Raw (used) Panty”.
But perhaps more accurately, a larger consensus is 生パンティ付!! = that the magazine “Comes with used panties”
So while we may not know the exact fetish of the magazine, it seems that Karamatsu isn’t opposed to buying one that comes with a girls’ used underwear for his own erotic purposes.

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

Still pretty tame

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

Especially compared to Jyushi.

Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

Context and who gave this answer?

That's not an answer. It's from page 72 of the fanbook which is an interview with Fujio Production and it's saying at first they wanted an adaptation of -kun not -san. They heard the pitch for grown up -san but asked them to do normal -kun. The next question asks why they OK-ed the -san concept etc.

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

Disgusting.

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

Doesn't surprise me since that's or was an actual thing in Japan.

Camden James
Camden James

That stuff about thinking of -San as a direct sequel to 66 -Kun kind of sounds dumb. It feels like the series is rooted in '88's version really. Chibita's accent came from the '88 series and it fees like the characterization from 88 just carried over in bits and pieces into -San. It doesn't help that -San is done by the same studio that did '88.

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

Do you think he kept Dobusu's panties after she died?

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

I think its a mix, with the 80's having a stronger influence.

Easton Young
Easton Young

I actually would have liked to see a modern -Kun. -San in some ways feels like it, but I guess I would have appreciated a different spin with the kids instead of the adults. But if that were to happen at this point, I can only see whoever's in charge of that grafting the -San personalities on the kids.

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

Yeah, there are some people on the forbidden site who like to fight anyone on saying it has '88 influences and who take it as a literal sequel to '66.
Totoko being two-faced and batty comes from '88, Chibita's catchphrase, and Hatabo even has the overalls from that.

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

Fanbook
1

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

Maybe he's into preparing food made with used panties, like drinking tea bade from used panty teabags or concentrating the scent of the panties into a liquid he can spray into onaholes to make it more realistic.

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

2

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

3

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

FukuJun
Nakamura
My sides.

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

4

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

But why? It's pretty obvious, right down to the opening. Hell I'm even surprised they didn't sneak the Ondo in, too.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

That is less tame.

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

5

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

Does Sugita like Nakamura fat?

Owen Taylor
Owen Taylor

6

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

I remember hearing a theory that different adaptations would have an alternate take on the series or something. Like if -San's world takes some influence from '66 and a lot from '88, then one taking more root in Pierrot's -Kun would take some from '88 and a lot from '66.

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

sakurai and fukujun are so hot

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

7

David Young
David Young

Not even fatness can stop the best love story ever told.

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

8

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

9 last

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

Nice, translation or summary please?

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

But what if Sugita only loves him because of his chubbiness?

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

When you're at work, do you ever consider how you're betraying Osomatsu?

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

No, because I use the money to buy their shit. They should be thankful.

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

They seem to want to think literal in terms of -san using the Studio Zero style for episode 1 and some clips like in Iyami Kart.

Well, a remake of the Ondo would be pretty good, as long as it wasn't done by AOP.

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

The hell is that even from?

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

Can you buy the matsus or are they random gacha like hesokuri?

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

the Dramatsus have pretty decent Ichis. As long as there aren't any felines in the area he seems tolerable.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

Happy 05/04 !

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

It'd be better to say it's more of an Ultimate version of all the adaptations and the Manga. Throwback scenes and characters in -San aside, even some of the newer material for -Kun tends to be an amalgam of the different series- the pachinko game reused some of the '88 voice actors,had the coloring style of '88, and made new versions of the Ondo and Seicho Osomatsu Bushi, but kept the Studio Zero/Bunko look for the characters themselves and had them acting more like their 60's counterparts. Recolors of the 60's brothers tend to take cues from Pierrot's -Kun, too. At this point, -San's just following in their footsteps.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

From what I've played of it, they're random gacha.

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

I think GB is talking about this scans in her account.

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

Used panties that you can for example buy in vending machines in japan aren't actually used, they're juste made to appear so.

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

She is, she's been talking about excerpts from the fanbook for a few days.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

They have been in love for years, Nakamura used to be less chub and his husbando was still around him that time.

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

Anyone have that picture with quotes of different seiyuu's talking about Sugita and Nakamura?

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

Don't forget that Sugita is getting bald.

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

aren't actually used

Where's the fun in that?

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

Makes people use their imaginations.

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

Why do panties in Japan look like diapers?

Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

You're lying right?

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

:/

Fuck off you cancerous piece of shit.

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

You will never have such a pure and loving relationship.

James Roberts
James Roberts

I love Ono's and Watanabe's.

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

I can never tell if that group of 3 are banging or not.

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

Yes

"why do you think the sextuplets aren't popular?"
all six cast: "because they're like... totally not desirable."

ooh! youkyan ends up laughing from kamiyan's lines. when choroko said, "ichiko, your breath stinks," youkyan had to leave the room.

some of their fave parts: irino (school matsu, choromatsu-sensei), fukujun (interview), kamiyan (ichioso conte)

sakurai: "we don't think at all that osmt is popular because of us."
kamiyan: "we just did it because it was fun."

please give a msg to the fans. irino: "(immediately) sakurai-san, ur last bc ur the oldest son." sakurai:"scary! did u guys hear his tone??"

sakurai: "i act as osmt without thinking about anything. he's my fave. he brings out motherly instincts in me that i don't have."

fukuyama jun was not chosen to voice ichimatsu through audition, but because he was requested for it specifically

what message would you like to give to icmt?
fukujun: "just... just don't do it in an alleyway. that's all i want to say (lol)"

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

fave parts
fukujun (interview)
I really love him but... shit taste.

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

Brings out motherly instincts in me.
That's kind of adorable. And of course Interview would be FukuJuns favorite.

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

that was like the first time ichi got to shine, it makes sense

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

FukuJun fav is Interview
GREAT TASTE.

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

I think user may have confused it with the shitty Jyushimatsu's one.

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

In fact, yeah.
What ep?

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

FukuJun is referring to the dependents/reserves one I think

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

Jesus christ, this is painful to read. It's better than nothing, I guess.

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

Both had different names ("Let's Become Independent" compared to "Interview"), so unless FukuJun was talking about Independent by referring to it as the most memorable part of it, he likely meant Juice's job interview.

Hunter Rogers
Hunter Rogers

I want to believe, such a great man can have this much shit taste.

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

oh I totally forgot about that one. that one's really funny, not sure why anons are salty

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=56644958

This confuses me. Was Kara trying to kill himself and finally succeeded?

Blake Green
Blake Green

Source on picture?

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

there's literally a twitter handle on it

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

I believe they are engaging in frottage.

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

Excuse me for not being able to read jap chicken scratch

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

because they're like... totally not desirable
Amen.

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

He can't feel pain.

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

True

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

i really like irino, but his versions of Six Same and Six Shame are so boring and poorly timed compared to the rest of them

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

Everyone kind of dropped the ball in Six Shame except maybe Oso.

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

I think Oso's is the best when it comes to Six Same Faces

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

I think that's probably because Totty's tracks are the only tracks that sound like he was actually trying to have a date, and unlike his brothers, he sort of knows his way around a date, which makes it less fun for the listener.

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

https://twitter.com/fullbokkoheroes/status/728060929242357760

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

Still can't get laid or respected. Girls know what a pig disgusting tiny dicked Diddy Kong man he is.

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

Cute

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

If it's not May 24th I'd abandon all hope.

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

Is Totty worth leveling up at all? Just scored his RPG form in the rare gacha.

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

Yeah. Totty, Choro and Ichi seems to be the ones worth leveling up the most.

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

Also Shonosuke.

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

I leveled up my unused-Juice to 17, but that's because he is my only 4-star. He is good if you want gold in the early levels but other than that Shonosuke, Totty and Ichi.

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

Stumbled upon these in a random fashion store in a random backwater hamlet the other day. The designs are really nice (black in particular) with soft, cozy fabric and reasonably priced at 1500JPY each. I feel blessed by the Gods.

Ryder Price
Ryder Price

Nice. This is the right time to go there isn't it?

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

I spent a lot of time leveling up a three star Juice recently and ended up regretting it once I measured how little damage he cast compared to Choro and Ichi.

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

Merchandise with the logos and characters slapped all over them is tacky as fuck. I'm glad people are stepping up to make their own relatively subtle stuff now.

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

I've been here for a while, but I'm nowhere close to Tokyo and the major Anime merch hot spots, so anytime I happen upon something "in the wild" it feels like a special event. I actually prefer it that way, though. Makes you appreciate it more. But I agree, the Matsu boom is definitely happening right now. No better time and place to be.

The real subtle stuff fans are making is cool too, yeah.

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

Here's the full conversation, I think. It looks like there is some spaghetti involved.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

Translation:
Ichi: Hey, I'm Matsuno Ichimatsu.
Geri: Ah, it's been a while, Ichimatsu.
Ichi: Aah
Geri: ...
Ichi: ...
Ichi: Geri, do want some snacks?
Geri: I do.
Ichi: ...
Geri: ...
Ichi: I'm sorry about my brothers last time.
Geri: No, don't worry about it.
Geri: Freki seemed to have a good time too.
Ichi: I see...
Geri: ...
Ichi: These clothes that you gave me, Geri...
Ichi: They're pretty nice.
Geri: Well, those are the clothes that I usually wear.
Geri: Of course they'd be nice.
Geri: Those clothes are easy to move around in.
Geri: You wanna move our bodies for a bit?
Ichi: Eh...

Ichi: Haahaa...
Ichi: They are indeed easy to move around in.
Geri: Right?
Ichi: Cause I wear sandals all the time.
Geri: Don't compare them to sandals!
Freki: Geri! It's almost time for dinner!
Geri: Freki is here! You're not even my mom, but you're always going on about dinner.
Ichi: Ah...
Geri: You wanna come too, Ichimatsu?
Ichi: Eh...
Ichi: Is that okay?
Geri: Of course it is!
Geri: Call your brothers too! Let's have fun eating together again!
Ichi: Aah, thank you.
Ichi: ...Having friends is nice.
Geri: Did you say something?
Ichi: No... It's nothing.

And this one too:
Kara: Are you finally bewitched by my charms, little kitten?
Ichi: Karamatsu... So because everyone keeps ignoring you, you finally...

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

Oh wauw, Ichi got game. He is definitely "take home to meet parents" material.

Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

Yeah that's how I imagine Ichi would act if they are somewhat friendly to him. You can tell he is trying his best not to fuck it up. Of course I can see him shitting on the table if it was a girl he was talking to.

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

Okay let's be somewhat realistic here.

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

Wait wait wait that's not a girl? So Ichi is wearing another guy's clothes? That's fucking gay.

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

Oh wow, that was nice. I guess Ichi finally found a place he belongs to.
Thank you user!
Isn't Freki a girl? This won't end well

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

Is Ichi trying to imply that Kara's become a furry?

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

If you're even 1/120 cat, maybe, which is what geri looks like.

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

Geri is a wolf if I remember.

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

Does anyone mind making another pastebin? The link here is expired

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

It works for me.

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

Ah shoot, I copied the link wrong.

Thanks for pointing that out

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

I really would like if they did a gangster style episode, since that seems like the only kind of work they all would be good at.

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

Would you?

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

Blend him? Of .
But I'd rather drink Totty.

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

Of course, I mean.

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

Take him out of that and make a good drink for both instead? Yes

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

Nah man, blending someone would be the worst way to go.

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

No, Kara deserves better. Don't blend any of the matsus.

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

not wantimg to blend Ichi

Owen Rivera
Owen Rivera

The alien manga chapter was translated already
Where is the translation kind user?

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

In the last thread that died with like 50 posts. Check the archive.

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

http://pastebin.com/WqRie4pL
http://imgur.com/a/slEUg

Here you go.

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

Ichi is cute as fuck

James Wood
James Wood

Is someone typesetting this?

Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

Nope

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

Are you finally bewitched by my charms, little kitten?
little kitten
Lewd

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

Well i'm the user who translated it, and I don't think it's exactly accurate since it's translated from Chinese translated from Japanese.

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

I could do it if no one else is doing it, but I want to make sure no one's up for it first

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

How is Akumatsu somehow handsomer than Kamimatsu?

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

He has no real form, so he can look as handsome as you want him to be.

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

awesome voice
no weird earlobes/eyes/lips
everything shitty about our matsus

Cooper White
Cooper White

The earlobes were fine, since he's like Buddah and all that, it was the lips and eyes that made him weird.

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

I think Gengar looks pretty cool

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

Oh, I think Kamimatsu's design totally works. I'm just saying why Akumatsu is cooler. If Kami was just generic cute instead of a little unsettling then it wouldn't feel the same.

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

I actually love how he's the embodiment of their shittyness, and yet he's probably the most polite out of all of them.

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

Would you?

Adrian Morgan
Adrian Morgan

They're my favourite outfits but where the hell would I get away with wearing them?

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

Probably not. I always found those really ugly.

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

At home? Yes.

Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morgan

Who the hell wears a jumpsuit outside of a work mandated scenario?

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

I love these outfits, but theres no way I'd look good in them.
If I had to though, I'd wear them like Oso and Totty.

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

And again they'll probably come in XL only, so no I wouldn't.

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

The Matsus.

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

I wonder what Ichi and Juicy wear under theirs.

Eli Mitchell
Eli Mitchell

Take him out and scold him for posing in dangerous places? Yes.

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

Jyushi? No underwear in sight.

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

They look like colorful garbage bags. Might have looked better if the fabric was different.

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

I think you're right. When he rips it off in hesowars there isn't anything else either.

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

So why exactly did they want to kill Kamimatsu? I mean, I get that it made their parents question why they all didn't have jobs, but Kamimatsu pretty much persuaded them to let them go at their own pace. Why wouldn't you want the perfect brother to always take care of you? I mean he was pretty much doing things that should have made the Matsus love him.

John Perez
John Perez

Did you even watch the episode?

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

Because he had no faults, which is why they had to kill him.

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

Becuase by being around a guy so good you end up looking like shit in comparison. Also the brothers are always bringing each other down back to their level since forever; they can't possibly start living with someone that breaks that balance.

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

This, also even though Kami defended them it made them look even more pathetic.

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

Yes but it really doesn't make sense. If they want to be lazy NEETS for the rest of their lives it would be an advantage to have someone else besides your parents who is willing to do all of that shit for you and fuel your neet life.

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

user, this is the Matsus we're talking about.
Their shittyness is a literal cloud of evil that can kill God.

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

It might not make sense to you, because you're being more reasonable here. These guys are shitheads, remember?

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

Life is complicated.

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

Since he's gotten so popular among fans, do you think they'll bring Atsushi back if we get a season 2?
And if they did, how should they use him?

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

Totty's sugardaddy. If they bring him back because of the fanbase that should be his only role. Then Oso dresses up as Totty and goes on dates with him so he can get some money as well.

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

Atsushi-kun is actually friendly but Todomatsu rather thinks of him as the presentable acquaintance in his utilitarian way. Dry monster humor. Please I want comfy Atsushi.

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

everyone takes turns pretending to be totty, ruining everything for totty once again.

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

Imply Atsushi won't become all the Matsus sugar daddy.

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

I would like an episode that focused on Totty, Atsushi, and their 2 other friends.

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

Everyone loves him and thinks of him as a nice guy so I feel like if he was in the next season they would intentionally make him a douche.

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

That would be great

Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

I love when artists draw Totty with long eyelashes. It's more feminine than he already is.

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

I'm neutral towards him but I think that an actually nice character would be some kind of fresh air since everyone in the shows turns to be a douche anyway.

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

So, who does Totty wake up with the next morning?

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

the best

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

All of them.

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

what a slut

Justin King
Justin King

They already did this with Nyaa-chan so I hope they don't do this again. Atsushi being oblivious next to Totty's character would make for an amusing dynamic.

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

Who topped?

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

I saw a comic somewhere of Totty constantly mistaking Atsushis niceness as him being a show off, which was a pretty fun dynamic.

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

I will scold him for being a tryhard.

David Cook
David Cook

The only bottom was Totty.

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

Anyone out there want these cleaned and typeset?

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

Yes please!

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

I want to touch Ichi's happy trail.

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

kamiyan (ichioso conte)
which skit is this referring to?

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

What if they make Atsushi seem oblivious to Totty's dry and conniving ways, only for him to secretly be an even worse conniving asshole than Totty?

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

Ichi oso delivery skit. The crane one.

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

It'd be funnier if they were both like that, and didn't know the other was like that.

John Adams
John Adams

I will try.

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

It sure is.

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

After the Nothingo incident, Totty probably has some thoughts in his head that Atsushi's the one who uses Totty as the presentable acquaintance to make him look better.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

Damn, Sakurai is rocking that haircut. He ususally doesn't do much for me but it really works on him, especially in combination with the glasses. Ties with Nakamura for hottest.

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

Seriously? It was weak

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

I wouldn't say it was unfunny, but it definitely didn't stand out to me either.

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

Happy Children's Day.

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

Don't know about the group of three but the one lying down top right is definitely very happy with the other one rubbing up on him. He's the only one blushing, too.

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

I'm trying to think if they had some other skit together that I might be overlooking, because like you said, that's kind of a weak skit to be having as a favorite.

Justin Long
Justin Long

Since they already fell for a pyramid scheme do you think we will get a cult episode? Something like Jonestown maybe.

Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

Is that considered masturbation, incest, or just really gay?

John Martinez
John Martinez

Yeah, admittedly I personally liked it, but it's far from one of the best ones.

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

I think I saw that one too turns out Atsushi's mostly being nice because he wants to get into Totty's pants.

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

Its not gay if its with your clone.

Blake Bell
Blake Bell

Maybe there was something about it from behind the scenes that makes it his favorite. Some kind of outtake or something that happened on set that was hilarious.

Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

sakurai: "i act as osmt without thinking about anything. he's my fave. he brings out motherly instincts in me that i don't have."
Thats actually really sweet. I love how they all seem really attached to the character they play, especially Sakurai and OnoD.

Anthony Barnes
Anthony Barnes

Anyone wanna translate this?

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

Huh. They used Nakamura's outfit in the Totoko game, or at least something very similar.

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

I've started typesetting the alien chapter from the manga. It'll take me a while and it's not polished for sure, but this is what I've got so far. I'll post the complete version when I'm done.

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

I agree with this.

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

It looks good user!

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Fuck off.

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

I love how they could give less of a shit.

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

Kara's needs a deeper V.

Connor Price
Connor Price

started on the mother's day one

Oh good, I'm glad we're not doubling up. It'll be good to finally have some more eng manga chapters again.

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

That's the first thought I had, but they're maketed towards girls and this is Japan, no way the V was gonna be deeper than that.

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

There's another shot where there's a Jyushimatsu with his head between anothers' legs.

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

It'd be funny if both were manipulative and trying to outdo the other, only for Atsushi to come out on top since he's rich, hot, and has a car. And even if Totty did get some girl, he could sweep her away easily and show her who's really worth it.

Parker Cox
Parker Cox

Would also be funny if it'd turn out Atsushi caught on at some point after he breaks off friendship with Totty, deciding he likes one of the imposters even better. But that falls through after he can only handle so much of Juice's LELSORANDOM behavior or Ichi's furry degeneracy.

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

I think it's more like:

Yes, they would have had it easy, but in return they would have lost something. If one of them looks good & is doing better than the others then the rest of them will look bad & feel bad. Then they will feel like they will have to change to keep up. It's like Totty & the 5 demons or Todo's line. They fucked him over in the aforementioned & stopped him from going to the gym in the latter.

One can't be doing than the other otherwise it upsets that comfort they have not doing anything. They don't have to feel worse about themselves. Like, they do feel bad when others are doing good , or pretend not to feel bad, but they can all take comfort that all of them aren't. In a way the wrapped themselves in this bubble that Totty tries to escape, but keeps being dragged into.

So is it pride or some kind self-preservation for them individually, but most importantly, as a whole.

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

It isn't fair, I'm sure there are grills who like that shit too

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

And once Osomatsu had found out about the invitational, he was willing to drag the others back to NEET life. And they accepted it. It's a shared doom.

And if you notice even before they found out about Totty's lie in Five Demons and before he insulted them by comparing to stained underwear, Choro looked the most pissed that he had a job. Probably since it meant someone accomplished something he kept claiming he'd do.

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

Japan girls don't show cleavage. Legs, yes. Cleavage, no. Too hazukashii. They will go to lenghts to make sure there's no chnce of it happening. So no low-cut V-necks.

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

I dunno man. They could have made it like normal and when it's worn by a girl they could have had layers of clothes underneath or something.

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

uhh all you have to do is zip it down further right?

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

If the V is too deep it makes the inner rims of the bra cups visible which would prevent it from looking like a V shape in the first place. Also, it looks like it zips/buttons further than they have it in the picture.

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

layers of clothes underneath
That wouldn't be true to the original either.

We're talking about the black undershirt, not the jumpsuit itself. Kara's is a lot lower cut, kind of like pic related.

I don't think the black shirt zips/buttons at all.

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

Who is kara talking to?

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

suddenly a shit ton of omorashi kara on nip twitter
So this is the new trend

Angel Morales
Angel Morales

I was about to comment that. I wonder who starts these things.

James Murphy
James Murphy

A twitter council meets every week, decides on a theme and who will draw the first pic and everyone signs an agreement to retweet it.

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

I hope the guy who came up with summer dress Ichi got a promotion.

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

There's always been a small amount of omorashi but yeah it seems to have exploded today. Excellent.

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

Still wondering how the fat Karamatsu art started

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

Someone on tumblr already made a comic of that. It's pretty good.

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

Thankfully I haven't see anything of it. And I don't think I want to.

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

Atsushi stronk.

Jack White
Jack White

that slipping strap
Goddammit Karamatsu

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

Here's the tag for those interested. Some high follower accounts have drawn for it in the last hour so it'll probably keep growing.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/カラ松おしっこ我慢大会

Julian Foster
Julian Foster

Atsuhi
what a great time to be alive.
I hope we can have more of hin in the 2nd season, it seems that the producers are very aware of him.

Dylan King
Dylan King

He'd probably wind up being one of the natural 'enemies' of NEETs, only acting nice but being the one that stands in the way of them being noticed because he's just so good. Or that'd be how NEETs would see him, like they saw random college students as villains.

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

Do you have a link?

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

If he does come back, It'll probably be in some way nobody expects, knowing this show.
Or he comes back for 10 seconds with no lines and thats it.

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

DING DING slapdash clean, trim and typeset of chapter 9 (the mother's day chapter) is here.

http://imgur.com/a/f9tYm

Some minor liberties on the translation (i.e. "sleep dust" instead of "eye mucus", because does anyone actually say "eye mucus" in common parlance?). Thank you very much to the TLer and whoever found/pulled the scans.

We're team players.

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

I fucking love this page.

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

Ichimatsu is a pro to be sliding in like that.

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

Matsuyo is great in this.

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

I don't get why people like Atsushi, I really don't recall him being in any other episode besides the mixer episode.

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

Found the comic.

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

It's okay, he kinda has a faggot voice.

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

Wonderful work user! Good effort from everybody.

She needed more screen time.

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

He wasn't in any other episode, he just became really popular. Probably because he looks like a matsu and because people ship him with Totty.

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

Probably gets vored by Dayon, cutting any speculation of characterization short

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

This was great. Thank you every user who worked on it, you're all the best.

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

http://personalmotifs.tumblr.com/post/143805857144
Please do not miss the epilogue.

The OP uses a completely fucking unreadable theme for some reason, so I am linking it through a different blog.

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

favourite fetish
favourite matsu

this is the best news i've heard all day. thanks.

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

That was hilarious, thank you user for doing this.

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

Thank you, user, and others involved.

I fucking love Todomatsu. Truly the alpha neet.

Caleb Clark
Caleb Clark

Nah. They're my favorite outfits, but that shit's infinitely bad-looking in 3D.

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

Matsuyo is awesome here and that fucking Totty.
I can't wait for the next chapter.

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

Choro so tsun in this. I like it better when he is drunk more often.

Chase Long
Chase Long

Totty is definitely the funniest matsu no doubt.

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

That was great, especially Kara's dance. Also, Totty giving the rose. Really good chapter.

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

I love how Totty and Oso do the same exact thing with their jumpsuits.

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

Totty a cutie.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

Mandatory FINDS A WAY

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

Does anyone know how that actually started?

The tag in question is 白ワンピいちまちゅ and I love it but I have no idea what could have caused this to become a thing.

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

Snowball effect I suppose. An artist drew Ichimatsu in a sundress. Others artists saw it, liked it and decided to draw it too.

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

Totty a sly. He's not cute.

Carson Long
Carson Long

I loved the Totoko scene.
Fuck one of them, please.

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

Totty a cute sly.

Without question the most dangerous matsu.

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

Yeah, it was pretty funny. I wonder if when Totoko officially becomes a christmast cake Matsuyo will tell her her only chance to get married is to marry one of the brothers.

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

I finished typesetting Chapter 10. I took this long because I changed the translation slightly with my limited Japanese knowledge.

http://imgur.com/a/3nIrZ

I don't understand why imgur makes all the images look so washed out when they're fine on my end, but enjoy it regardless.

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

She's bound to have a one-night with Oso before long. Which will probably result in triplets.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

Pretty dang funny.

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

MVP! MVP! MVP! user is the true hero!

Andrew Gonzalez
Andrew Gonzalez

I wonder who will be more horrified, Totoko, Oso or Matsuyo.

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

Totty ugly and boring. Ichi a cuter. Chory VERY cute!

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

Matsuyo would be ecstatic. Totoko would be horrified, not sure about Oso.

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

Chory

No please.

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

oso puppet on his dick
he jerks off

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

Chotty

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Thank you! This chapter was really funny, too.

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

Oso's reaction would entirely depend on whether or not the fandom is correct in that he's the only one that actually really likes her.

If that is the case he'd probably be classic Oso and capitalize on the opportunity by insisting that they get married.

Probably like a "haha oh darn, I knocked you up, guess I gotta take responsibility," while he's mentally thinking "lucky!" The question of income and supporting them probably wouldn't enter his head until later considering how empty headed he is usually.

Cooper Perry
Cooper Perry

I can see him being forced to work at the fish shop by Totoko.

Jack Lee
Jack Lee

Yeah, I was thinking of that. Totoko's parents fuck off to some random place leaving the shop to Oso, it will hell for Totoko to make sure Oso doesn't spend all the money on pachinko.
Maybe as Oso would want to fuck regularly, she will manipulate him with that.

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

Boys or girls?

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

I wanna say boys, but having 3 Matsu girls would be fun.

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

Knowing the both of them, Totoko would probably keep him on a leash tight enough to choke to stop Oso from even entertaining the thought of doing something stupid with the money.

I don't think he'd mind too much though ultimately, he's already shown himself to value pussy more than money.

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

Unless they look like Totoko three Matsu-like girls would be horrible.

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

Can you just imagine it? Three girls, all of them look like Totoko, all of them act like Osomatsu. The shit they would get into would be catastrophic.

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

Good looking, lusting for cock and money.
And the joke in this is that Osoko hates this type of girls.

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

I want to babysit them. With help.

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

Their looks attract boys, but their personalities drive them away.

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

They lure boys to make things for them, they lure businessmen to buy things for them. Papa Oso is proud and helps them to spend all the money, uncles are utterly disgusted.

Hudson James
Hudson James

They all become NEETs like their dad.
Totoko could give less of a shit, they'll find sugar daddies eventually.

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

It might be interesting also if Oso's personality actually got divided up between the triplets decomposition style.

I don't know if that would make it easier or harder on Oso and Toto as parents though if that was the case.

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

So, one gets his greed, one gets his lust, and one gets his slyness?

John Powell
John Powell

Which chapter was it with the 4 girls with the long eyelashes that sort of looked like Jyushiko? Was that ever translated?

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

Nope. It was a SP x Gal Japon another series by the manga author. But we only have it in chinese so far.

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

Yep. So would that be more or less troublesome than three carbon copies of Oso?

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

Well, if they all work together, it'd be hell. Separate, they're manageable.

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

Fin.

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56731643

I love this fucking artist.

Zachary Bailey
Zachary Bailey

I hope this gets translated, I'd love to find out what's going on.

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

She's one of my favorite, it's a shame she doesn't draw more of the other sextuplets though

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

I'm a KaraOsofag so her pixiv is heaven for me.

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

Points to my edgematsu videos.

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

I thought this was obvious. I feel like he's sort of forgotten how to act normal, though. He's like a chuunibyou.

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

I'm a KaraOsofag
You could leave out the KaraOso part, and that statement would still be accurate.

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

Any more cute art of Oso or Ichi with the tiger?

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

Why is the Karamatsu piss thing trending.

James Miller
James Miller

Because Japan has good fetish tastes, don't judge.

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

Yeah, I like to think it's more intertwined than two-sided at this point. Maybe it was initially, but often Kara seems like he enjoys his "cool" side - it's not like he drops it when everyone else is offscreen.

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

Be quiet Oso, you're not even into piss.

Eli Price
Eli Price

It's because of that endurance doujin right? It has to be.

James Brown
James Brown

Japan
good taste

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

They do.

John Russell
John Russell

If that's the case isn't Ichi a chuunibyou, too? Him more than anyone.

Him and Kara both have self-esteem/insecurity issues, but they both just express it in different ways.

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

What's the appeal of belly buttons? What does Totty see in them?

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

Well, in a lot of threads we called them being two sides of the same coin and it's kinda of true.

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

Tell that to all the good series that got axed because Japan was busy watching ecchi. Also piss a worse fetish.

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

Metaphor for an anus?

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

They somehow look cute.

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

I hate water sports but I loved that shit for some reason.

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

That's a big Ichi.

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

It was pretty good and pretty in character.

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

that's horrifying I want 3

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

One user will buy this.

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

I'm sure that rich Chorofag user would buy it if they could.

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

I've given up on ever getting an Ichi figure without absolutely disgusting hair.

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

But that isn't Choro so I doubt they would want it. The hair looks like shit anyways.

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

It's been trending for 10 hours and now it seems like even unrelated folks and trolls are getting all up in its business. What a time to be alive.

Adrian White
Adrian White

Is he wearing rubber gloves? Those fingers are nightmare fuel.
Also have we decided on what he's holding?

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

Ignoring relationships and cannon stuff. What colors seem look nice together?

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

A mirror, I think.

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

It's a mirror

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Oh. Could've figured. It looks so so much like a smartphone my mind refused to go any further.

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

I always liked how pink/yellow and green looked together.

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

What's the least favorite ship between the brothers?

Jyushi/Todo?

David Roberts
David Roberts

RGB all the way.

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

Green and Blue are nice but I don't see it working out character wise. Oh course Christmas colors are pretty good.

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

Oso/Jyushi I think. Jyushi/Todo is not really seen as a ship but is pretty popular as a duo.

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

I really don't like ChoroIchi at all, but their color combination is my favorite.

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

This user gets it.

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

Warm color/cool color

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

Why must artists make Totty's and Oso's color so similar.

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

Ichi/Todo or Todo/Choro

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

Further proving to the general public that matsu fans are crazy.

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

They're kind of a safe thing to get into, maybe? No bodily fluids, tasteful photos, soft, accessible, simple.

Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

Thanks doc

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

The RPG Matsu event in HesoWars is making me hate Ichimatsu.

Fucker just doesn't wanna drop, and he's the only one left.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

Yeah I hate that shit. It doesn't help they are almost identical except for the mouth and sometimes the eyes but the artist never bother to draw the differences on them.

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

M-me too user.

Happy 05/05 to my favourite Matsu.
I noticed I'd messed up on his chest paint too late, I'm sorry.

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

That's a nice looking body.

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

I see you like you're Jyushi's muscular as well.

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

These have been cute so far user. You have good taste in Matsus, Jyūshi is the best.

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

Loving that muscle hustle

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

tumblr version

While takosu has a tumblr acc, you should check their twitter to see if you got the full version.

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

I was first okay with Todo/Choro when they did the bathroom bit which was sweet but after they I realized they are terrible together. It just feels wrong when I see any fan art of them trying be cute.

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

Thank you guys, I do love the muscle hustle.
I'll do Tots tomorrow and be done.Until the 14th Goodnight everyone.

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

manga Jyushi is much more adorable than his shitty anime counterpart.

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

You mean fucking pixiv.

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

https://twitter.com/KAI_YOU_ed/status/728440448105074689

The Ichimatsu life size figure is 146cm tall.
Huh, I always though the Matsus were around 165~170cm tall.

Chase Cox
Chase Cox

I doubt it's on scale, I read that official matsus heights in -kun is 150cm and I don't think japanese people shrink during puberty

Aaron Roberts
Aaron Roberts

That's a tiny woman. Anyway, how tall they are in the show depends on the animator. Sometimes they are as shown in pic (where their legs are bending), other times, Totoko is towering above them, and then there is their monkey-form, where they are slightly taller than the other men. I guess we assumed around 175 cm because that's the average, but what they said AFAIK is that they only have the same height, so "same" and "average" may have gotten mixed up somewhere along the road.

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

OsoIchiKara.
I really like when people try to mix Oso's and Kara's colors on Ichi or just put them in that order. Makes a neat gradient.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

Scale is all indeed all over the place.

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

I've noticed that Ichi sure loves picking on Totty. I wanna see more of that dynamic.

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

http://imgur.com/a/f9tYm
that asscheek

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

ichi having jyushi dress up as a dog to embarrass their baby brother

what would be the final straw for atsushi?? like what would totty's brothers have to do to break them up??

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

scans of that one doujin never

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

Honestly I don't think Totty is really close to any of his friends except that weird face guy it's probably just for appearances. He tries his best to fit in but he ends up being used by them like that girl asking for him to find people even though she didn't want him there.

Mason Long
Mason Long

Yeah, her whole "find someone hot" condition for the mixer was basically proving he had no chance. He can't defy the social order no matter how he tries.

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

If they wanted to parody the fan expectations, they'd probably have one of them confess to Atsushi and act really embarrassing and camp about it.

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

so you mean have Kara do it

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

damn. This really highlights how sucky their lives are.

Ayden White
Ayden White

I mean, it's kind if like how AV cane back without even saying as much as a word to Juuce. So I can definitely see him just doing nothing and them fucking off into oblivion afterwards.

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

Happy Children's day to you, too.

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

Which matsu was the biggest mistake?

Jason Price
Jason Price

Then that's too obvious. Look at it this way: if Todomatsu has a successful, slightly better looking friend that hangs around him even when it makes Totty look bad, the most obvious conclusion is "dude, what a prick, it must be on purpose". That's exactly what people were expecting with Kamimatsu and dreaded that outcome, and what people weren't expecting out of Hashimoto.
Truth be told it might even be a little boring, like the "he's gay for him" idea.

But the idea that two friends are trying to one-up each other is an interesting idea.

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

Totty. Ugly, annoying, and not even orange.

Samuel White
Samuel White

Today on "Will it Blend"

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

This looks kind of awful. Like a poorly made statue in a theme park.

Samuel Howard
Samuel Howard

Kara gets beaten up

Yep. Totally didn't expect that at all.

Can't get past this art style, though. it's kind of weird looking.

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

Choro. Not funny nor entertaining. Doesn't add anything to the table.

Isaac White
Isaac White

Can't wait.

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

Ichimatsu is, of course. Completely unable to function in the real world, and not wise enough to know to stay in the womb like nii-san

James Price
James Price

What is it?

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

The talking app. It's Karamatsu this time.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Did I miss omething? There's more of these? Draw user, would you mind posting them again? The Jyushi one is super cute.

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

Check the archives

Grayson Gomez
Grayson Gomez

The Kara pee fetish tag is being trolled all over the place.

Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

Understandable.

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

Jyushi says the same stupid catchphrase with the same dumb jokes. I was hoping he would be funny and charming. Not funny and annoying as shit. Manga Jyushi is what I wish the anime Jyushi should have been.

Hunter Gonzalez
Hunter Gonzalez

All of them can go fuck off and die along with Totokomatsu. They have so much potential to be something other than NEETs but they fucking fail every time.

Jackson Long
Jackson Long

What's even better is that you could pull this joke since Ichi actually has a doctor outfit.

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

being trolled
How? I don't visit twitter.

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

I get why. I find it unreal that it managed to stay TT for hours.

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

They started posting random shit.

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

I feel like I need to mention that while it was largely genuine, there were a bunch of false flaggers there from the start.

There are actually a lot of people in Japan who hate Osomatsu-san and any fans of the show and are sick of seeing it everywhere, and this would make it the second or third time they bandwagonned the fuck out of something to make Ososan fans look dysfunctional and weird.

Not that I'm saying we're not.

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

There are contrarians even in Japan, tell me something new.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

I can imagine Japanese otaku hating it on the basis of it being popular with fujoshi alone. That and hype-backlash has always been a thing, even in Japan.

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

Not that, but the false flagging/trying to paint fans of something to look bad. That takes effort, rather than just saying "I don't like a thing".

Yeah, true.

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

onesies
bat onesie

Words can not describe my thrill about something Ichi that's both cute and not a cat.

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

the second or third time

It has happened way more than that, during show's airing sensationalist articles popped up every few days on Yaraon. Some people kept talking about how the show made the dicks in their hearts hard, that got on Yaraon. A crazy Karafag tried to rip off an article of clothing that some randomer wore saying that they didn't deserve to wear his colors or something. People screaming the show's name in the middle of the street. Being incredibly rude at other show's events. An Ichifag breaking up with her boyfriend because she loved Ichi more than him. Being generally nasty and inconsiderate when exclusive items are being sold, leaving stores in a right mess afterwards. People on twitter going crazy trying to get fappymatsu trending on NHK. And that's just the start of it.

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

anime with shitty artwork
5000+ posts

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

Choro looks really cute.

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

Er, sorry, that I know of that occurred on Twitter specifically.

That's very interesting, though.

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

My mistake. Quite a lot has happened over twitter as well, there's rolling generals devoted to Matsu twitter drama. It's probably one of the places where Yaraon pulls shit.

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

I wonder if some people don't think of it as a good "reboot" over there. I've heard some people sing it's praises like it's the perfect sequel, but not anything criticizing it or saying that it's mediocre.

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

I've been having a difficult time keeping up but apparently people are making accusations that the person that started it also tagged their art under the main Karamatsu tag but it sounds pretty BS. The proof is either deleted already or nonexistent.

Everything feels pretty shitposty with all the misplaced fujoshi hate, especially now that the tag is being raided.

Oso's kigu
10/10, they know

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

Ichibat
Perfect. I remember some twitter artist often drew him as a bat in the outfit from that Totoko game.
They're all great actually. Can't wait.

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

How do I change the main Matsu on the HesoWars navigation screen? I'm stuck with Choro and it's hell.

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

Don't have him as first in your party.

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Karamatsu. He should've been born in the US.

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

So they are peeing in a sea of piss.

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

I thought Ichi was a pig at first, would have suited him

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

I had the exact same thought. Thought way to rub it in his face.

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

A bat is really cute and kind of unusual, glad to see they didn't go with the tired old cat joke. I like Oso's red panda too. What's Kara's supposed to be? A blue fox?

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

Wolf, I think.

Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner

Oh, I can see it. And of course he's in the process of unzipping it sexily. Sasuga Kara.

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

There's also something sparkling near the bottom.

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

Gotta go fast

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

Holy shit, that was really fast.

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

Even Jungle Japes Kara was somehow sexually exploitable.

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

Didn't the thing with the clothes being ripped end up being made up?

I remember this thread talking about it when it was first announced. The person who reported it ended up closing or hiding their account when they didn't explain why they didn't report it to the police if it actually happened

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

Next few hours are going to be cute as fuck

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

I didn't even think that was possible without making it unintentionally silly looking, but then someone pointed out the sideways eaten banana and the rest was history.

I don't understand why this is a thing to make Kara sexy. I will truly never get it.

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

Why not? He sexualizes himself.

John Gomez
John Gomez

At what leg was this in Iyami Kart? Nice quads, by the way.

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

They combined Choro and Oso
(also checked)

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

Is there a tag to follow?

Elijah Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell

He is the most/second most popular character, of course people are going to lewd him up. The producers too know what their audience wants.

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

True

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

They all sexualize themselves honestly

John Hall
John Hall

Kara's ass is always the bubbliest.

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

Anons, remind me which episode the kerosene heater skit was in? For the life of me I can't find it.

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

Not even. Totoko could say this a million times and compare the girls to her, bragging about her almost marriage with the sheikh, but they could just fire back with
But you still married Dad, and he's not rich
And you didn't get anything out of it either, so what's the point

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

I beg to differ

Adam James
Adam James

Oso is an Oso.
Heh

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

But I still can't follow. He's deliberately not sexy. What's the point of the joke of they actually unironically make him sexier than the average Matsu?

Leo Long
Leo Long

Episode 23

Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

Eyebrows can make anyone hot.

John Phillips
John Phillips

Because making unsexy characters sexy is funny, that's the whole point.

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

People find him sexy, they pretty much found him sexy right from the start. Loser moe sexy is a thing.

Anthony Lewis
Anthony Lewis

Thank you. Don't know how I managed to miss it, I was sure I'd checked ep 23 already.

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

If only there was a webpage akin to an encyclopedia that had a list of the episodes.

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

f-finds a way

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

Kara eats out Dayoon and puts on his nightgown to pretend he he never left the bed

David Cox
David Cox

But it's not funny. No one laughs when he is made into some handsome dude with a sexy physique/non painful personality. They cream themselves until dawn.

If making the unsexy sexy was the case we'd be seeing more lewds of Dayoon.

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

It's begun.

Logan Price
Logan Price

I have ADHD, too much hassle to check episode summaries Instead I randomly pulled up and skipped through episodes in the hopes of finding it but kept losing track. I've been trying to find it since at least two weeks ago.

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

Nigga you don't have ADHD, you have mental retardation. Two fucking weeks? Just google it!

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

It wasn't a "I need to know!!!" thing so my mind kept wandering off task, I dind't really think much about it. But yeah, I guess I am kind of retarded.

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

two weeks
user, you might actually be retarded.

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

So who's who now? Given that Kara now plays the Wolf when it used to be Juice thanks to his dog costume, who gets to be granny (Dayoon played Wolf-granny during the skit) and the woodsman?

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

muh lazy ass excuses

Literally no one cares, fuck off.

Nolan Jenkins
Nolan Jenkins

that picture
Why is this so funny

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

pic
He shouldn't have picked it up to begin with. It's absurd. And too funny.

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

that pic
my fucking sides

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

What's your favorite reaction in Osomatsu?
pic related

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

That would make a nice key visual.

Jacob Thompson
Jacob Thompson

fan art when

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

just look at those eyes

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

The thumbnail looks like a face with a huge shadow in the middle.

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

The melon bomb episode was great.

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

Goodbye, matsu thread. It's been nice to meet you.

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

Not realizing that Oso's looks with Totoko's personality just creates three little Tottys

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

Totoko's scream just before she abandoned them was incredible.

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

see you in few hours

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

And for the love of god future OP think hard about a topic and don't make one unless you got a backup.

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