Congratulations Sup Forums! It's a girl!

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

Congratulations Sup Forums! It's a girl!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RtXqJVHIs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIVizD-49QY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y-_13eYwBQ
Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

NO!

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

Is that a fan or a masturbation tool

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

yes

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

I'm pretty sure if you stuck your dick in there and turned it on horrible things would happen to it

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

Come on Sup Forums. Its been 5 years. It's time to take responsibility.

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

dyson-hair-dryer-1.jpg

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RtXqJVHIs4
Never forget.

John Walker
John Walker

You could probably play that music over a clown slipping in slow motion and I'd still get a little misty about it.

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIVizD-49QY

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

I was on my phone.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

can't build a ring or a sphere around the sun
let's build hair driers instead

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

Not every hole is something you should stick your dick into, user.

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

You can see filenames on mobile too

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

Oh hey , a Plumbus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y-_13eYwBQ

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

That sounds like quitter talk

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

Do I stick my dick in it?

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

Do these bladeless fan tech really work and have any or are they some unnecessarily complicated gimmick?

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

*and have any use

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

Reminder that Dysons 'Bladeless Fan' just has a bladed fan spinning inside of it then the air comes out of the circle. It's literally nothing-tech.

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

They work and the stream of air is different. It's a much steadier stream because the air isn't being pushed in waves, it's moving in a continuous stream. However the difference is so slight you really need to be preposterously wealthy to justify it.

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

It is subtly different, just because there are still moving parts doesn't make it the same.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

Mixed Flow Impeller, a combination of the technologies used in turbochargers and jet engines

Oh gee, you mean blades spinning on a motor, y'know, like a fan?

The air then passes over a 16 degree airfoil shaped ramp, channeling its direction

The air is forced up into the loop amplifier and is accelerated out through an annular aperture, creating a jet of air

Also known as 'The fan generates wind which blows out of the circle'

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

See

If I put a fan inside a tube to 'Force it up the loop amplifier and accelerate it out through an annular aperture' will I be an inventor too?

Hunter James
Hunter James

man I can't afford this I'd better shit all over it as though I know anything about it

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

Wew, great argument there, it's a shame I own 2 :^]

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

Why own two if you don't like it so much?

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

Hi mr Dyson, hows your next 'invention' coming along?

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

Fuck off Dyson.

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

The fan itself isn't touching the air that it blows. it touches air that then moves the rest of the air. It's different. It's like you're saying "Lampshades are fucking retarded, it's just a lightbulb inside some fabric! You could just buy a fucking lightbulb!"

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

Nice comparison, it's a shame it makes no sense and isn't relevant at all.

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

Because they look nice and an extra $50 for a fan isn't exactly cost prohibitive. I said it's nothing-tech, not "I never use fans" dumbass, get your reading level up to a 5 year olds and then get back to me.

Or was that meant to be some pathetic attempt to derail my point with a strawman?

Jose Wright
Jose Wright

It's actually a vacuum in the base that pushes air through slits in the ring.

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

Except it is relevant. You put a lightbulb inside of a lampshade to adjust the light to be softer and/or warmer. You put the fan around the outside of the tube to make the airstream smoother and steadier.

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

Make the airstream smoother and steadier

Yeah, always hated those fans for their unsteady air streams?

This is the part where you've completely ran out of points to make, and I leave the thread. Ciao

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

I know, that is why I said 'unnecessarily complicated gimmick',

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

That air is only a really small portion of the output, designed to create an induction that pulls through the air surrounding the ring.

James Bennett
James Bennett

I guess you've never sat in front of a box fan before, but the air really does buffet you pretty uncomfortably. It feels noticeably different from sitting outside in a breeze, where the air is naturally steady.

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

The air really does buffet you pretty comfortably

Dyson please go

David Long
David Long

Dyson sued Chinese companies because they began selling bladeless fans for much less than Dyson.[4] The Chinese responded that Dyson cannot patent an invention that has already been invented, that Toshiba invented the fan in 1981 and its patent expired after 20 years

Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

The air really does buffet you pretty uncomfortably

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

I imagine that if it works on the same retarded principle as the bladeless fan, then if you block the hole with your dick, you'll only get a very small amount of wind. Probably not worth it.

Nathan Ward
Nathan Ward

Why do people have brand loyalty to a fucking fan company? You don't need to make excuses for some random manufacturer guys, surely you've got better things to do.

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

i like to imagine that the chinese response to any international company suing them over patents is to point and laugh

Sebastian Miller
Sebastian Miller

/a/ - Engineering and Design

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

doesn't like to sit in-front of the fan
doesn't like AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWAWA

Joseph Price
Joseph Price

Hey there Dyson PR team! How's it going over there?

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

It's so dry that it's thirsty for cock?

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

Will this help make my dick longer?

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

It sure will be drier.

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

You can fly paper planes, balloons and kittens through bladeless fans. That makes them worth it. Plus they look sleek.

John Reyes
John Reyes

kittens

Pics or it didn't happen.

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