Oh god, I need help

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

Oh god, I need help. I work construction with a bunch of convicts, but I'm just a normal beta fuck. These people constantly watch the local women and make obscene comments pertaining to activities they would like to perform with them. That's not really my scene so I usually stay out of it, but recently they called me on it. They were asking shit like if I was gay, but I know I'm not. They then started quizzing me on what I find appealing on a woman. That's when I realized, every time I tried to recall a woman I found attractive I thought of an anime girl. Guys, I've never found a real woman attractive in my entire life. I tried desperately to prove myself wrong. I've been watching real person porn but I have no reaction, meanwhile even something as tame as pic related drives me crazy. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

I'm not reading that

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

You forget to take your meds?

Blake White
Blake White

Autism

Landon James
Landon James

/r9k/

Elijah White
Elijah White

C'mon, I used proper punctuation and everything.

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

It's a wall of text, I get intensely bored just from looking at it.

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

For someone with a sole interest in anime, one'd think think you'd have better taste.

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

I only read the last line. So what's she problem?

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

I am now imagining OP being sexually bullied by super hunky construction workers. It's actually pretty hot.

Blake Young
Blake Young

faggot

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

When an OP post beings with "I need help" I already report them. But then your text delves into deep blog shit that really doesn't belong on Sup Forums and nobody here cares to read all that.
Your thread doesn't belong here.

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

Just bullshit, it's not hard to lie.

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

Summary
I've never found a real woman attractive in my entire life. Only animes.
Help

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

Didn't even finish the show, but that shot stuck with me and my loins.

Thomas Lee
Thomas Lee

There's nothing to help.

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

That's not entirely inaccurate.

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

/adv/

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

I'm on summer vacation.

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

Just tell them you love 2D girls. What's the problem?

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

Just act like you don't really care and make them feel how shallow they are. Act like an elitist that don't really bother with common desires like girls, money and other normalfag shit.

Be proud of your autism. You might even look cool doing it

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

To construction workers? They're not gonna give a shit.

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

Half of these niggas are attempted murderers who are only out of prison because the attempted part gives them an extremely reduced sentence. I try not to make myself a target.

Brody Ramirez
Brody Ramirez

"I-I like 2D!", said OP, awkwardly
"2D? Dude what's that?", said the muscular construction worker
"Oh! You like 2D boobs? Like, D sized boobs? So you like big boobs user. You should have said that earlier!", replied by another muscular construction worker while tapping OP's back
"Hey dude you missed the one who passed by earlier. You should have said that you're not gay. I could have called you so that we can check on those 2Ds!", said by OP's third co-worker while laughing

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

user, are you a convict?

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

turns out they're /a/nons and murder OP for having a shit waifu

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

I work in a warehouse for a shipping company, I feel you, user.

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

turns out they're /a/nons and take OP out to dinner for having a great waifu

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

Nice autistic blog post

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

"So you know how the art gallery is like a fucking library right, you just stay quiet as a mouse and silently appreciate how shit is there? And then sometimes there'll be some crazy motherfucker who has some piece of art like I dunno, a bicycle made of used syringes that rides itself and makes screaming noises, and its like aww fuck man I'm just kinda impressed, but you still don't actually SAY why you think its good because you don't wanna fuck up whatever it is they're doing and you're gonna sound like a fucking dumbass anyway so you just silently get back to it you know"

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

It's funny because they actually act like this.

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

3D is shit, I'm glad you found the true path OP.

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

You should have started with the "I only feel attracted by 2d butt" and not with the blog shit.

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

Why don't you just describe the features of whatever flavour of the month girl you like?

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

Why the fuck can't you simply say you like cartoon girls? They'll (understandably) think you're autistic, but who fucking cares if literal criminals think you're a crazy beta autist? At most they'll laugh and mock you.

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

To intoxicated for such a judgement call.

saying crazy small pupils makes it sound like I'm in to junkies, but shit maybe this crowd would get that.

I wish i could comprehend that but am incapable due to reasons stated above.

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

Just tell them you're gay then. faggot.

John Gomez
John Gomez

drunken shitposting
not even admin powers

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

Nigger, when workers talk about girls they like, they don't talk about their eyes.
You should know this

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

OP what did you do to end up there

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

OP are you a fucking moron? Just fucking describe 2d body parts to them, like they'd know you're describing 2d. So if a 3d woman threw her self at you you'd be fucking limp? It's funny how most of these people denounce 3d woman due to the fact that they're too ugly to get one, not because they truly love 2d they just didn't have a choice.

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

What the fuck is wrong with me?
you work a shit job with shit people

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

tfw shit upbringing causes me to view sex differently than normalfags and not make vocal obscene comments about any walking vagina within my visual proximity
Polite sage for blogshit and posting in a newfag thread.

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

But that's the first thing I see goddamn it. I can't help how my dick works.

Since I'm already a blogging faggot I will go on to explain that my mother died and I dropped out of college to raise my brother. It's cool, I was bored to tears anyway.

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

Just lie or something. Not that hard.

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

I think most of this thread is wrongly focusing on dealing with the constitution workers and not on the real issue that OP is panicking about: only being attracted to 2D.

OP, if you really want to change your attraction/mindset to 3DPD then start watching liveaction shows.
Memes aside, I used to be in a similar boat, only watching anime and being attracted to 2D.
Start with popular liveaction shows and let your attachment develop naturally to 3D characters which will then in all likelihood morph into a physical attraction.
Ideally being self aware of this process won't hinder your attempts.

You shouldn't have started with porn though, it's so crude after being accustomed to anime.

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

Just stating that I want to lick Saya-shi everything starting from the boots.

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

nothings wrong, you've just realized that 2D is superior to 3D in every way. it bothered me at first, then i realized how shit 3DPD was and became repulsed by real women.

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

It's okay, OP, there's nothing wrong. I can only think of yaoi doujins when I have sex with my fiance.

Just describe your ideal female features as you think of them on your 2D waifus to your coworkers. Don't mention they pertain to Chinese cartoons since they already will assume it's fantasy, just not in the same dimension that you know of.

David Robinson
David Robinson

This is why you should memorize a simple, canned normalfag response, like "One of dem Asians with big tits like Lucy Liu". No one will ever learn of my lolidoujin collection even if I'm waterboarded.

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

animes
This has to be bait.

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

you are gay

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