It's Mashiro's time to shine

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

It's Mashiro's time to shine. Are you excited?

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Luis Collins
Luis Collins

REMOVE HAMSTERS

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

Reminder that it's Mashiro who took the Harekaze into serious perils.

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

She's too unlucky to shine.

David Powell
David Powell

I know who's behind all this hamster brainwash.

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

You think she's unlucky. Look at private Moka. That poor bastard is the very incarnation of bad luck.

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

pick your cliche ending

a. Mike beats mind control with power of friendship
b. Rin sacrifices herself to save everybody
c. a & b

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

Rin sacrifices herself to save everybody
Not Mike going down with the ship.

Jeremiah Gray
Jeremiah Gray

Hopefully C, A will probably happen.

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

Which Hai would you Furi ?

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

Bridge.

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

Really difficult to tell who is best girl. I'm leaning towards Mei, but she gets so little screentime that it's hard to tell. Mii and Shiro are also up there, will need to see a couple more episodes to make up my mind.

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

I really lost all respect for Captain Mike.

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

Marikouji

Camden Rogers
Camden Rogers

She abandons her ship at every opportunity.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

Great pair

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

Mike. Unlike some people, i'm faithful to my Captain.

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

We'll see how long she's faithful to you.

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

She should have confined Mike to the brig the second she went full retard. As it stands, she put both Mike and the ENTIRE SHIP in peril.

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

Eh, she's just continuing the fine tradition of the captain having to do everything herself. It's the ones that act rationally and let other people go on away mission that are the scums of the Earth.

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

this

Jason Fisher
Jason Fisher

Kuro will make Mike give Shiro the captaincy, and Shiro will then fuck up either in battle or in dealing with the crew's morale, ending in everything going back to normal and Shiro realizing that she's a better level-headed XO than a captain.

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

She's not you user who betrayed someone only because a few mistakes.

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

Hell yeah and she already shined in this episode.

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

Seems like the rat removal device isn't ready for use.

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

It's the only way this show can redeem itself.
Unless the h*msters end up being a many layered Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

What if hamster are the same race as Kyubey? Look at their eyes.

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

Why the fuck is Mike being yet another Kirk? And is Moka his Spock?

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

Why are you assuming Shiro will fail?

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

Mankind is doomed

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

None of them.
Let them stay pure.

An on-screen kiss would do it too.

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

Because she's unlucky

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

OTPOTS

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

no

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

Because that's how these stories go.

Sebastian Richardson
Sebastian Richardson

Luck actually has quite an element to play in warfare. I feel that Shiro may actually get wounded in battle to the point that she goes straight to the infirmary.

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

And is Moka his Spock?
Moka who? It's obvious Shiro is Mike's Spock.

Isaiah Powell
Isaiah Powell

After Mike and Mashiro get court marshalled, Mei should be captain.

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

I, for one, welcome our new hamster overlords

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

Shiro's skill and intellect are more than a match for her luck.

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

I love how they've gotten so close after Mei kept her company in lockup.

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

How is that cat hoodie acceptable uniform?

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

become sailor

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

And is Moka his Spock?
Yes. You know where the termn "slash fic" comes from, right?

Jose Young
Jose Young

You know how many times we have vets say that people who deserve to live way more than they do ended up being the ones that didn't make it home? Mashiro would make a good career staff officer, if she doesn't die that is.

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

Brown

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

Based on what has happened I no longer think the Blue Mermaids are a respectable organization.
This just adds to that.

Parker King
Parker King

The same reason that cat ears are acceptable comm equipment.

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

deserve to live way more than they do
Survivor's guilt, user.

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

Implying Kirk is the only captain to always go on away missions
It's standard procedure for any great captains to do everything herself. Otherwise, you're just a side-character.

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

Jean-Luc, plz

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

Janeway
Picard
Sisko
Yurika
great captain

I don't think so, Tim.

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

Moka has a good head on her shoulders but doesn't let rationality get in the way. She's also really nice and sweet. The closest to Spock in this series is Shiro.

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

This thread needs more rice.

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

Then who's McCoy in the Haifuri power trio?

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

Nigga, one of those captains punched Q in the face. That alone propels him to great captain status.

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

implying it's not the captain who abandoned all her crews

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

Mike ordered that Shiro take the Harekaze out of Musashi's range, complying with the order from Yokosuka to not engage in combat.

Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

Rice cooker the first casulty of war.

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

And a great loss that was.

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

makes curry rice anyways

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

Well a rice cooker isn't the only way to cook rice.

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

Did we get something?

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

I want captain Mike to command my dick!

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

It was just some minor damage, they were using just fine for the curry here.

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

They better make out.

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

rin dies

Jesus christ that would be sad, she's as cute as a fucking button, take that back that certainly would make things more interesting though, I'll admit

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

Why would you want to kill off rin?

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

What Can Brown Do For You?™

Robert James
Robert James

Holy shit

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

survives the fall without injury
intercepts a shot from the enemy ship with one of her own

Shima must be superhuman.

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

She's a senshado loader in her free time.

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

The moment the show jumped the shark.

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

Implying there was any sharks left to jump when the premise is literally Girls Und Battleship

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

Thunderbirds are go!

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

2nd row, 2nd & 3rd column?

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

I was prepare for superhuman shit when it was revealed they were the reject crew.
I was not prepared for the demon hamster cop out

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

Hime and Sakura right next to another
The way it should be.

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

She finally did something. That's good.

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

Mashiro's time to shine

but she is the worst number 1 ever!

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

This scene was a bit weird, there's no way she could actually see Moka in the window from this distance, so either she imagined it or it was an illusion by the hamsters.
Literally who?

William Wood
William Wood

The brown qt.

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

Literally best girls you pleb.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

When you think about it, would biological EMP jammers be useful IRL? In the sea? Why didn't they use fish? Anyway,
muh moka
I hope she gets NTR'd by hamsters.

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

something something tied together by fate

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

But Mei and Mii are best girls.

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

Why is nobody talking about this now? No thread on the day it airs?

Did the hamsters kill it?

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

It melts my heart seeing torps and arty being ok together, not fighting about who's superior.

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

Was thinking this, or maybe I just missed the maxed out thread when the ep aired.

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

there were two 500+ post threads earlier today.
Inorite

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

People shitting on Captain Mike.
Disgusting filth, you fucking trashchang.

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

Mike, like any normal girl, keeps a picture of her best friend beside her bed and in her pocket watch.

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

Please. How is this reveal any different from your standard WMD in action/sci-fi/thriller movies? If you can ignore the implausibility of most of those WMD for the sake of enjoying the rest of the movie, why can't you do the same here?

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

It's just Sup Forums being Sup Forums. Give Mike some flashback and a scene showing how badass she can be, then Sup Forums loves her again.

William Lopez
William Lopez

How bullshit is this on a scale of 1-10?

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

So Tama is confirmed robot, right? I mean, no human could make shots like that, and the only way she could have gotten out of the sea like she did last episode was with her go-go-gadget water jet.

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

Tama puns

Not even once.

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

It's her Feito-chan. Of course she keeps pictures of her everywhere. I bet they would sleep together if they got to be on the same ship.

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

You just need to know that she is a beast in bed.

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

I wonder if she got any other friends or if she cares about her family (biological or not) that much.

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

defending a captain that abandons her crew
Fuck off

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

Why a flashback? We all know she'll get her badass redemption arc right after Shiro messes up somehow, in which immediately afterward, she kicks down the door to the Musashi's bridge and princess carry Moka back to the Harukaze.

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

Not defending someone that's willing to go through hell to save her waifu
No, you fuck off

Levi Hernandez
Levi Hernandez

It's not like she left during a battle. In fact, her order was to keep the ship safe while only putting herself in danger, since it's a personal issue.

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

poor Shiro

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

Was it rape?

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

go through hell
All she did was get on a jetski and crash into a rock.

How is that any excuse?

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

Because she made the heroic choice, rather than either putting her crew into danger for her own cause or abandoning her friend to die.

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

I know she was going to jump in the water in her underwear but i like to imagine she was going to strip completely naked

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

She was in no shape to make good decisions at the moment so she left someone capable in charge. When Shiro isn't bitching about her luck she's actually competent.

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

Nigga, let's see you change into the weapon's range of a battleship with nothing more than a jetski, and possibly board the ship and fight off the crew to save your waifu.

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

it would have been if Shiro hadn't intervened

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

Going off on a solo mission in the first place is unjustifiable. She's a fucking captain with a responsibility for her ship and crew.
Not to mention she achieved jack shit besides putting herself in danger, and will probably need to be saved by her crew now anyway.

Ian Ross
Ian Ross

She's a fucking captain
She's a little girl.

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

Is her jetski inoperable or can she just swim back to it?

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

Abandoning a close friend relying on her to save her life or sanity is also unjustifiable. She made the choice of a hero, and we both know that it's going to turn out to have been the correct one over sensibly retreating and leaving the whole alien mind control thing to the adults who clearly know what they're doing and will definitely solve it without her help.

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

I think the biggest takeaway here is that letting high school girls with little to no actual nautical expirience take full control of armed battleships with no supervision is a bad idea.

Luis Long
Luis Long

Well letting teenage girls take control of armed tanks wasn't any better.

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

But now I must go! My waifu needs me!

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

Reminder that Isoroku is the true hero and will save the day

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

That cat is actually a pregnant female. It will birth the kittens and they will use them to counter the mind control.

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

GOTTA SAVE MOCHA

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

be an admiral
win a lot of battles
die in plane shot down
shameful death for sea warrior
reincarnate
remember all your previous life
reincarnate again and again
now you are the cat
ship`s cat
all crewmans is cute young girls
every night you wait for middle watch
wait for watch girl to get drowsy
check the course
fix navigational errors
place bookmarks in instructions
when all stuff is done you return to your place
can`t sleep
look at sea
only gray skies over Guadalcanal are reflecting in your eyes

Robert Nelson
Robert Nelson

Huh, is there another thread up or what?

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

Yeah /a/thread/141238613#p141238613
This one is older and has more posts so it should be the main one.

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

yeah sure UNTIL IT FUCKING DIES

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

tama
shells
her nickname
tama hits the tama with her tama
Fuck I didn't catch that at all.

Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

Are we even sure that Mike has any family?

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

The Musashi aims pretty well even though it's supposedly mind-controlled.

David Hughes
David Hughes

This is VividRed all over again.

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

The fact that MC-chan was willing to abandon her own ship to go chasing the Musashi and the fact that she would stop running from a potentially dangerous situation to check if a child -potentially- had a scraped knee made me lose all faith in her.

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

It's pretty much as impossible as it gets. Sure, the laws of physics don't disallow it, but it's pretty much the typewriters and monkeys thing again. Hell, Mythbusters showed how freaking hard it is to hit a grenade being tossed at you with a gun and you can actually see that coming and calculate the rough trajectory. I'd say the show jumped the shark but that happened long ago. I'm just here for the cute girls anyway.

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

Shiro wouldn't do those things. She would make the right decision. Shiro for captain.

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

Vividred had more butts. I want more butts. Mike is basically Akane though.

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Does Mike eat her girls with mayonnaise?

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

Because clearly, following orders and leaving the Musashi and the whole evil alien plot in the hands of the proper navy would definitely work out.

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

It's no more impossible than hitting a baseball with a bat.

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

That's an argument from hindsight.

From their perspective this is an absolutely inappropriate, nuts thing to do.

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

The only person to actually show competence has been the kraut, I vote her for captain.

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

doubting Captain Mike
if they actually got away, they won't get repair & upgrade

Brody Green
Brody Green

Overwhelming smugness.

Jose Jenkins
Jose Jenkins

Mike: She is my friend.
Mashiro: so was i.

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

Doc is great.

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

Please, user, you can't compare. Moka's her best friends, probably her most important person besides her (biological) family.

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

to the adults who clearly know what they're doing and will definitely solve it
99% chance that the Harekaze's medical officer cracks the case of the mind control hamsters and figures out how to stop them, while the adults are still completely lost. Because this is that kind of show.

Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

gets orders to observe the situation and report back
captain decides to abandon ship and try to singlehandedly make her way over to a hostile enemy vessel, then crashes in the water
shiro is placed between a rock and a hard place between saving one at the risk of many, as the back-up squad to those other guys is also infested with rats and firing

gg Captain Mike, we're gonna need an episode or two to redeem yourself of this bullshit

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

Yeah just like Bucky.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

You don't deserve that! My mom gave you that hat!

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

Chiyochang!

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

i wonder if they come off

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXMdPZvuZ74

Do people still remember this?

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

Only in the dreams of a stupid friend.

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

I wish they didn't open the silo door and the missile exploded there.

And no red telephone so not as much impact.

Anthony Cook
Anthony Cook

I want to rub my dick on her flat chest

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

That's the case for most acts of heroism. What is your point?

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

That's the case for most acts of heroism. What is your point?
My point is that just because it's going to end well because of plot armor doesn't mean that you should expect rational people with limited time horizons - that don't know how the story is going to end - to be accepting/tolerant/enthusiastic about people doing otherwise illogical things.

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

So far the only remotely endearing character is the German. They should just make her the MC, every other character is an uninspired single trait repeated multiple times an episode or a total retard.

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

She really needs more screentime.

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

uninspired single trait repeated multiple times an episode
"the German"

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

I'm just happy that we got another shot of Lt. Jugs, and her proportions weren't some kind of art mistake

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

never seen Zipang

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

I agree, shes one of the best girls.

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

I want to dick her shithole while she is doing that pose.

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

The old man you mean. Winner brown sugar talking like an old man is her real appeal.

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

At least she has a character beyond repeating one gag or catchphrase thrice an episode.

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

From the previous ep
On the other hand, enormous tits

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

I was so hoping we were done with Mashiro's I'm so unlucky spam. A big fuck you to whoever came up with this "characterization". The GuP cast was more likeable and that had twice as many girls.

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

To this day, she is fighting for you.

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
JAB JAB JAB

Jacob Collins
Jacob Collins

It's not plot armor, it's how narrative works about heroes function.

But hey, so long as you admit you're criticizing her for doing the only thing that will not doom the world.

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

But hey, so long as you admit you're criticizing her for doing the only thing that will not doom the world.
Like I said, that's a critique from hindsight. You know how it's going to end and what needs to be done to stop it, that's our privilege as an audience.

If you were actually in that situation would you be like yeah, sure captain go take a ship and go out there alone through the hail of bullets so you can try to hug their captain and work things out.

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

Akeno checking her out through the wet shirt
Tsuite nai.

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

Mirai has AEGIS combat system
Harekaze doesn't have AEGIS combat system

Mirai has Evolved Sea Sparrow
Harekaze doesn't have Evolved Sea Sparrow

Mirai didn't use the 5" guns to hard kill 1400kg shells
Harekaze used 10cm guns to hard kill 1400kg shells

Huge disparity between the Mirai and the Harekaze, user.

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

Why was there a line of rocks in the middle of the ocean? I thought the sea level rose, so was that the top of some mountain?

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

Those aren't line of rocks.
They are floating debris.

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

The sea level doesn't rise, Japan is just sinking.

Brody Howard
Brody Howard

And again, what is your point? Sometimes, the only thing that will work is the seemingly-illogical path, especially in stories. She did her best to make sure her crew wouldn't be in danger, then took all of the responsibility for her personal situation with Moka onto herself; her crew are right to be concerned, but neither you nor I are members of her crew. It seems that by your analysis she's damned if she does, damned if she doesn't.

Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

Wow it is, which is even worse.

some scraps float along directly in Mike's path and in exactly the amount needed to crash the boat and not be noticeable from a distance

Watch as this was intentionally done by the rats.

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

To be fair, it was a big stretch even for Mirai to hit the shells.

Also, 1400 Kg shells? Would that be TNT potential of the explosives? Or do the shells weight 1.4 tonne?

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

Shouldn't a hit by the Musashi's main guns basically tear an Akizuki-class in half?

Weight. Type 91 AP weighed 1,460kg.

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

Some unrealstic bullshit happens in anime
In an anime with mind controlling hamster
/k/ goes buttmad
Worst board

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

To scale.

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

She did her best to make sure her crew wouldn't be in danger
No, since that would require her staying on the ship.

then took all of the responsibility for her personal situation with Moka onto herself
Which is not what she should be doing, as she is the captain of the ship she shouldn't forsake the matters of the ship to chase after her own personal matters. She has a responsibility and by leaving the ship in dark times she's shirking her duties.

My point, again, is basically that the end doesn't justify the means. Yes she is doing the right thing in HINDSIGHT (which is afforded to us as the audience/spectators of the story), but it is not the right thing to be doing in the situation.

Let me make an example if you're having a hard time understanding what I'm saying.

Let's say that baby Hitler is vulnerable in his crib, and his nurse-chan can save millions of lives in the future by suffocating him to death (again, this is in hindsight). However would this be the right thing to do given the context of the situation? Ofc not. It's not okay to choke innocent babies. Unless for some reason that nurse knew the horrible things that baby would do when he grew up, you can't justify her suffocating that baby in its crib.

Does this make sense yet?

So yes Moka is doing the right thing (in hindsight) by trying to do the crazy, illogical things that she is doing, without even knowing if it's the right thing to do.

But no Moka is not doing the right thing from a contextual standpoint. This is a reflection of her personality.

A huge flaw for a captain is someone that will put their own personal feelings ahead of the well being of the ship that they're charged with.

David Young
David Young

Saving Private Moka

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

I just want Maron to be happy

Grayson King
Grayson King

No, it was either when she jumped back from the water on he ship, or the moment she had red eyes.

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

The girl she likes is a whore, there's no good end waiting for her.

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

not be noticeable from a distance
But of course, Mike was paying attention to the Harekaze behind her and right after that she fixed her eyes to Moka on the Musashi.

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

Moka
You mean Mike. I'm not sure if Moka is doing anything to be judged as right or wrong.

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

And there was no way she could see Moka from that distance, it's clearly the rats fucking with her mind.

Landon Perry
Landon Perry

Moka should have thrown out the keys for the live ammunition.

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

I'm talking about the protagonist, not Moka.

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

The Tiger looks so quaint and dainty next to the 46cm turret.

Owen Young
Owen Young

Inb4 Musashi's crews aren't being mind controlled and Moka is the one behind everything.
She wasn't calling out to Mike for help, she was just trying to tell her to get the fuck out of the firing zone.

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

No Mike, Childfriends don't win.

Brandon Cox
Brandon Cox

Actually, in yuri they tend to more often than not.

Carson Young
Carson Young

So, Noel?

Luke Reyes
Luke Reyes

Mike didn't get the memo.

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

Shima hasn't murdered scores of people tho

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

That we know of.

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

I don't get it. What's the worse could happen to Harukaze if they just do Mike's order?

Wyatt Richardson
Wyatt Richardson

Mike dies and everyone is sad.

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

No, since that would require her staying on the ship.
Why? What would she be able to do to keep the retreating Harekaze safer, exactly, especially given that she's clearly too emotionally affected to command right now?

Which is not what she should be doing, as she is the captain of the ship she shouldn't forsake the matters of the ship to chase after her own personal matters.
And as a human being, she shouldn't forsake her close friend who's relying on her to save her life. She's betting that she can save both even if objectively , because that's what heroic characters do.

If a character beating the objective odds and saving the day despite their unorthodox actions make you lose faith in them, I really don't think anime is for you. Or any fiction beyond soul-crushingly cynical dytopian stories, really.

Let's say that baby Hitler is vulnerable in his crib
This is a terrible analogy. Killing random babies is not blind optimistic heroism, it's just killing random babies. It is what it is: a captain ignoring the clinical rationality of standard doctrine and trying to save the day without sacrificing what matters to her. Nobody knows what the right course of action is at the time, and the doctrine doesn't always get it right. That's not about hindsight, it's about disagreements on what the best thing to do is. Plenty of real-life war heroes are those who did the "wrong" thing, but it ended up paying off. Are those people also bad?

A huge flaw for a captain is someone that will put their own personal feelings ahead of the well being of the ship that they're charged with.
Again, she didn't. The ship would be in no danger if Mashiro hadn't decided to go after her.

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

*even if objectively it's a long shot

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

It's funny how Mike is so hung up on Moka even though they haven't met each other for 3 whole years.

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

Mike tends to make rapey faces.

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

It's not rape if they've been mind controlled by super powered alien rats.

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

Shiro is okay in my book now.

The only shit girl left is kuro(aka trash) talk all the shit and never did a thing.

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

Going to save Moka was literal suicide. How was she going to get up on the ship? Does she even have a gun to fend off the mind-controlled crew? As a human being, she should at least some sort of plan.

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

Yet.

But, we could also see if that genius doctor did something, too...

no shrapnel impacting the ship
no over-pressure effect breaking every window on the ship
You all can't tell me that it was "lol, it exploded far enough away from the ship! No damage, see?" because a 1,400 kg, 18.1 inch shell will totally fuck up everything for a good square kilometer radius (if not more).

Also,
"Fuck you all, Imma save muh friend I haven't talked to in a long time!"
She would have been shot for desertion and dereliction of duty if this was a real warship.

but it's not a real warshi-
I know that, I'm just saying.

God, the eternal /k/ in me is really twitching hard.

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

As a human being
You can hardly talk sense out of a high school girl,user.

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

It's understandable. If you don't see the person you love the most for a long time, you start to miss them a lot.

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

Has the world forgot that Mi-chan is Mike's war prisoner?

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

Three years of pussy thirst, that's more than Kirishit's two years of glop.

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

No one ever wars life jackets, not even moe sci-fi character design life jackets

I mean I know animators are lazy but come on.

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

She clearly needs her ship to do it, but she can't order them into danger for her own sake, hence her telling them to leave and then trying to deal with everything herself.

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

No. Mike technically didn't violate her order. She would be in trouble and be held answerable to a board of inquiry, but Mike did not order the Harekaze into engaging the Musashi, although she would have been interpreting her order of investigating and report way too liberally by trying to reach the Musashi.

Shiro on the other hand is something else.

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

Mike sure doesn't waste time when it's bout hitting on her crew members.

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

I, too, feed my war prisoners homemade cake and give them gifts of strange looking daruma to remember me by.

Camden Foster
Camden Foster

Why didn't the instructor have red eyes when giving the order to fire on the students in the first episodes?

What does the rodent manufacturer have to gain in all this?

Did Mike ACTUALLY see her friend, or was she just hallucinating and finally snapping upstairs?

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

Do real sailors always wear life jackets when on duty?

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

The rodent that possessed Shima was a prototype. Notice how she was inaccurate while the crew on Musashi are accurate.

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

To not make it obvious that she was mind controlled

Who knows, they could have simply lost the gerbils, or they could be using the students as test

She did see Moka, don't doubt the power of love.

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

Is not abandoning a ship in combat conditions considered desertion, even if it's for a "good" cause?

I would have expected her to give orders to close the distance and execute an offensive boarding action, with her leading the charge to rescue/detain the Musashi crew while helping to protect the other ships from further damage.

...but I watched the entirety of Hornblower series recently, so I still have that whole "BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES"-thing going on.

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

In a perfect world there would be a BD bonus commentary track that consists solely of playgirl Mike's lewd thoughts as she goes about her business.

Dayam that girl looks good in a wet uniform, hope she's on my ship.
Moka-chan's on the Musashi? Fuck! And she looks so damn fine in that uniform, too.
Riding on top with Shiro between my legs. Today in the bridge, tomorrow on my bed!
Hoo boy, a German wench. I wonder how much she likes war crimes.
Sleepy Shiro-chan's so cute. I'm going to do so many dirty things to her with that dolphin.

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

I'd actually appreciate a recap to further explain the setting like GuP's

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

How can other girls even compete

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

She's wearing the uniform underneath. You can have a jacket on top of the uniform.

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

First three shots are an enclosed turbine engine, a Phalanx M61 and MK41 VLS
Haha holy shit fuck this trainwreck, no aircraft my fucking ass

Even better

Musashi hits Akizuki amidships, no doubt killing cremembers in S1 through S4
Instuctors don't immediately pitch to escape Musashi's kill zone
Instructors don't immediately recognize the threat and kill Musashi with Type 90s
Apparently they're so fucking incompetent it's literally becomes AFTERNOON and they still haven't killed it or fled
Harukaze gunners are mystic beings that can engage supersonic shells with their own unguided shells

If this isn't cancer I don't know what is

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

Why? What would she be able to do to keep the retreating Harekaze safer, exactly, especially given that she's clearly too emotionally affected to command right now?
Morale, not undermining the command structure, setting a example of how to fulfill one's duty in the face of adversity, etc. etc.

And as a human being, she shouldn't forsake her close friend who's relying on her to save her life. She's betting that she can save both even if objectively , because that's what heroic characters do.
Sure, but the ship should come first. She even said it herself, that all her comrades on the sea are like her family, so it's ironic that she would abandon them to go and try to 'save' moka. And by 'save' I mean suicidally charge through a figurative oceanic minefield littered with bullets and explosions.

If a character beating the objective odds and saving the day despite their unorthodox actions make you lose faith in them, I really don't think anime is for you. Or any fiction beyond soul-crushingly cynical dytopian stories, really.
I have no problem with this. It's fine to be unorthodox. It is NOT fine to abandon your family in times of need and to shirk your duties just because you want to go see your friend. This isn't unorthodox, this is just scummy.

This is a terrible analogy.
I was illustrating how just because dramatic irony exists, it doesn't necessarily make it right for the characters to act according to that irony. Yes killing the baby would save millions in hindsight, the audience knows that, however doing so is wrong and immoral for obvious reasons. Yes going to try to meet Moka is probably the right thing to do in hindsight since it will progress the plot and lead to developments and since the MC has plot armor, however abandoning the ship when she doesn't even know the things that we know, just illustrates her shaky character and resolve. She's unfit to be a captain and she should resign permanently.

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

Other girls have fun
Maron keep working hard

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

How long has it been since she first asked for help anyway?
stuck in a ship full of brainwashed angry trigger-happy lesbians when you're the only one who mysteriously didn't get affected by rats
Speaking about that, do captain hats have special anti-brainwash technology?

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

They are keeping her flat, shapeless, no-sex body hidden deep in the ship.

Daniel Watson
Daniel Watson

user just pretend that a hamster was controlling the director's mind. The show will get a lot more enjoyable that way.

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

What did she even do?

Isaiah Taylor
Isaiah Taylor

She probably had a cat with her.

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

angry trigger-happy lesbians
The Harekaze is the lesbians containment ship.

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubmVIGGbwic

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

Swimsuits.

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

Maron will die with the ship if anyone goes wrong. That's the fate of the engineers.

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

So, when will we get to see some carrier action?

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

and confess her love with her dying breath.

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

I want her to blow my trumpet.

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

confess her love
that's for Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet to do

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

When every episode is a swimsuit episode

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

This is going to be the new Trash.

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

Any obvious translation errors this episode?

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

nothing will ever surpass trash

Nathaniel Peterson
Nathaniel Peterson

Cat ears are the only way to stop the mind controlling space rodent threat.

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

That's one happy Mike.

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

I wish I could punch the CR person responsible for this meme in the gut.

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

Mutiny when

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

But it turned out to be completely true. She should be thrown off the ship.

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

Chances are CR's player didn't even display it in this way.

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

Next episode.

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

Not wanting a reckless, suicidal captain who doesn't even give a fuck about her responsibilities in charge is completely legit though.

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

gunners are mystic beings that can engage supersonic shells with their own unguided shells
This one broke me

The automated phalanx gun that shoots down supersonic missiles every day couldn't hit the Musashi's shells but these girls firing unguided artillery by eye could

what the fuck

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

Kuro has done nothing wrong. She knows who should be captain.

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

That's a very short skirt. I like it.

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

Apparently it's as easy as hitting a baseball with a bat

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

Based

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

>>141249570
Hur wrong one.

Robert Martinez
Robert Martinez

Is Kuro Trash-chans actual name?

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

IIRC the distress call was made at the end of 9th, and it's the 14th now. Seeing how she's still on the bridge and looks very healthy, I don't know if her crews are really being controlled.

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

Please be trolling

You can't be this stupid

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

Her name is Hiromi Kuroki.

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

I was just linking the post, I was the one arguing how impossible it is in the first place.

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

It's not like the mousebeam turns people into zombies, they just become extremely aggressive towards other ships and start behaving like animals (I hope they get in heat too). There's no reason why she wouldn't be healthy, she might be scared as fuck of what's going on but other than the wild beastlike lesbian rape she should be fine.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

She's always looked hyper happy when with Moka. Moka, on the other hand, looks like she doesn't really care.

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

Morale, not undermining the command structure, setting a example of how to fulfill one's duty in the face of adversity, etc. etc.
Except if her XO followed her order, none of these are relevant because there would be no danger in the first place. As far as morale goes, I have a sneaking suspicion that most of the crew are going to be happier taking part in Mission Rescue Captain over Mission Run Away While Captain's Friend Dies.

Sure, but the ship should come first.
Which is why she decided she had to go by herself instead of staying with the Harekaze.

She even said it herself, that all her comrades on the sea are like her family
She wants to save everyone, not just her command.

It's fine to be unorthodox. It is NOT fine to abandon your family in times of need and to shirk your duties just because you want to go see your friend
Restating something in more emotive language is not an argument, and leads me to suspect that you've just already decided you hate Mike and nothing will ever register to the contrary.

I was illustrating how just because dramatic irony exists, it doesn't necessarily make it right for the characters to act according to that irony.
In a nonsensical way. This is not dramatic irony, it's not hindsight, it's someone playing against the odds in order to protect everything. The situations are not analogous.

Let's fix the analogy. What if the nurse had some reason to believe that the baby might grow up to kill millions, just like Mike has some reason to do what she did? She can't be sure, and even then maybe it's a long shot, but suddenly the choice is much more gray, especially when she's playing personal risk rather than sacrificing a baby.

just illustrates her shaky character and resolve
So unresolved she charges in danger by herself because she can't put her crew at risk nor can she abandon someone who needs her.

She's unfit to be a captain and she should resign permanently.
Yeah, you already made your mind up long ago.

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

She's not abandoning her ship though, she's just away for a bit to board hostile vessel and nab the captain.
She even properly leave directive and assign someone to take charge.

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

Well depending on how long it's been going the crew might be struggling with things like cooking food, keeping the place clean and dealing with illness if they are constantly in a state of lowered intellect.
Moka is just a less hyper kid by nature.

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

Not only that, but the hangar and helipad are clearly visible.

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

A hangar that's only barely big enough to fit a Seahawk. Way too small for the airship as someone in the last thread claimed.

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

Obviously it's balloon hangar and balloonpad.

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

What if it's a really small airship?

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

I see, I agree it's absolutely fucking impossible.

The fastest pitch ever recorded went 169.14 km/h, which by the way, the batter MISSED.
Musashi's Type 94 naval guns fired shells at a velocity of 2808km/h, over 15 times the speed of said fastest pitch.

Not only that, but they're not even hitting the shell like you would a baseball. They're launching their own shells to an intercept point clear of their own ship, which means a whole new set of ballistic calculations. And they're doing this all by eye and turning wheels. What a load of shit.

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

Then it wouldn't have the buoyancy to lift a pilot, let alone the cockpit, engines, and fuel.

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

Luke Skywalker makes a one in a million shot in Star Wars
no one cares
Shima intercepts a shot with one of her own
people complain

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

Then they wouldn't have markings on the flight deck for the main and tail rotor of helicopters.

But they do so where are they?

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

You should have seen this coming from the moment Tama started banging away with an AA gun, given planes aren't supposed to even exist and the (25mm?) doesn't have the range to hit Zeppelins.

This kind of thing is inevitably going to show up if you port ships that were designed with heavier-than-air aircraft in mind directly into a setting where said heavier-than-air aircraft don't exist.

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

SW never gave any numbers of the velocities and ranges of the proton torpedos or the size of the vent.

The ships in Haifuri have established, real world numbers on their weapons which we can draw conclusions from.

The animators have the numbers. They know the numbers. They just think we're too stupid to realize how impossible it is.

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

Not to mention the Sea RAMs on the Sarushima.

Not going to shoot down too many airships with those, considering they only have a range of about five miles.

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

Mashiro.

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

The rodents were originally designed to enhance human cognitive and perception abilities
Something went horribly wrong so it basically made everyone go full more dakka
Once the mindcontrol wears off the side effect of enhanced abilities remain
There, improved the story and solved a plothole.

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

All this autism.

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

Maybe their airships are different to ours and just used to lift smaller things for other purposes. According to the interview, the people there doesn't believe that human can fly so their airships don't have any pilot.

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

According to the interview, the people there doesn't believe that human can fly so their airships don't have any pilot.
Or maybe teenage girls are stupid.

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

Look, Princess, they knew the position of Musashi. They new the range to Musashi. They knew when the shells were fired, from which turret, and what velocity they were fired at. They had the shells on radar and were tracking their approach. They knew exactly where the shells were going and where they would land.

It's not rocket science to intercept them considering they're travelling on a fixed ballistic arc. It's no more difficult to hit the incoming shells than it would be to hit an incoming aircraft. In fact, it'd be easier.

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/MG1-A_proton_torpedo
MG1-As had an effective range of three thousand kilometers and a flight velocity of twenty thousand kilometers per hour relative to their launch platform.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Thermal_exhaust_port/Legends
"The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system." ―Jan Dodonna on the attack on Death Star I

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

The automated phalanx gun that shoots down supersonic missiles every day couldn't hit the Musashi's shells but these girls firing unguided artillery by eye could
he think shooting shell with shell are actual naval practice
Only Harekaze crew would be stupid enough to attempt this.
Only Captain Mike's ship lucky enough to pull this.

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

Mike wasn't on the Harekaze at the time.

Jackson Russell
Jackson Russell

Contract with me
Become a magical sailor

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

But it's her ship, she's fucked if she lost it. Not that her luck are that shitty.

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

She reminds me of Sena.

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

If her luck was good why did she hit the debris?

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

Mike's luck is actually long-ranged.

First chapter of the manga shows her jet ski breaking down (because she tried to backflip with it), so she swims back to shore to find someone to tow it back for her. In the time she was gone Maron came across it, towed it back to the pier and then fixed it before leaving. Mike literally comes back to find her ski completely fixed and waiting for her without lifting a finger.

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

Hitting the debris might have saved her from worse fate, who knows what is in the Musashi.

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

who knows what is in the Musashi.
Hamsters.

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

And mind controlled lesbians ready to rape her.

Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

Mike getting rape
uh, that's not how it works.

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

What if Moka wants to rape her?

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

I still feel cheated. I want to see Mashiro in a bikini.

William Foster
William Foster

I want to see Mike in her underwear. Fuck you, Mashiro.

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

Well she'll not get to do it against a 3 years-thirst Mike.

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

I want Mi-chan to throw her off board and never see her again.

Chase White
Chase White

SW has a built in plot device of the Force.

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

No bully.

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

This show has ton of fuckable girls.

Daniel Thomas
Daniel Thomas

Too bad its not getting a lot of fan art.

Thomas King
Thomas King

I decided to rank the girls by department. If you happen to feel down, be reminded that no matter how terrible your taste is, it will never be as shit as mine.

Isaac Price
Isaac Price

Holy fucking shit, Mike is a cunt.

Worst Haifuri.

Abandoned her fucking ship in the midst of duties.

I hope being incarcerated is the least of her worries.

Absolute cunt. Never did like her much, but she's fucking the least likeable person this season, and I'm watching Mayoiga too.

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

I'd never bully best girl Mei.

Angel King
Angel King

She's the one who bullied Mike into not stripping.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Shut the FUCK up, trash-can

Josiah Miller
Josiah Miller

You're the least likeable person this season.

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

They had the shells on radar and were tracking their approach
t. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about

Harekaze is fitted with 1 (one) small surface search radar. Not air search, not A2D search, and definitely not a fucking 3D illuminating radar. The only reason the shells were picked up is because they were travelling at such a flat angle due to the close proximity. The directions given by the radar operator are absolute dogshit as well.
They're heading straight for us!
Vague 10 second countdown
Without looking at the already vague as fuck radar screen, Tateishi gives elevations to the gunners, who also have no view of the radar screen or any sort of ballistics instrument.

You're seriously implying that schoolgirls with no software or mapping whatsoever can shoot down mach 2 projectiles at close ranges while accounting for tumbling, wind influence, warship coast and no FCS.

Absolutely hilarious, why even have SeaRAM when little girls are obviously the answer?

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

Clearly you've never loved anyone like she loves Moka.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

Gee it's almost like the force guided him

Did you not watch the movie?

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

Help me, I can't stop reading Mike as Mike instead of ミケ

Leo Price
Leo Price

Yeah, only cunts don't leave their childhood friends to die while they beat on the windows for help.

Nicholas Myers
Nicholas Myers

t.
Literally stopped reading there. I'll just believe the other guy even if it sounds like bullshit.

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

How do you know Shima doesn't have superhuman reflexes or the Force?

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

Shima was obviously guided by the force.

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

Watch the segment with them as kids over and over and listen hard.

Zachary Walker
Zachary Walker

You're too casual to be on Sup Forums if you don't automatically read comics right to left and pronounce words with Japanese phonetics.

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

But Mike, who the fuck calls a girl Mike

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

That or she's suffered some sea rat induced mutation and has acquired superhuman accuracy.

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

Clearly everyone in the show is Force sensitive. Lifting boats out of swamps using the Force when?

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

Oh I guess the rats all make sense now, So they got infected and fired at them for being tardy because of the demented rats?

Meh I can accept it now.

These designs are honestly sex tier praise the NNB designer for these.

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

She made a contract with the mind control mice

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

They have mind controlling hamsters. I don't see why humans having better than usual reflexes is so hard to swallow.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

Left or right? Pick one and only one.

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

It's not a hamster.

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

Next time...

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

I pick "yes"

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

How would you guys scoring of this show change if the next episode had Moeka raping Mike into submission and the last episodes of the show was about the Harekaze rescuing them?

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

And the worst captain of the season goes to Misaki.

Asher Price
Asher Price

But its rude to show off your cute underwear in public like that.

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

Not seizing every opportunity to show off your cute underwear in public
You need to leave.

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

13 year old with 15 times the peak reflexes of a trained adult athlete. Yeah, what's the problem?

Tyler Peterson
Tyler Peterson

This girl likes boys.

Ethan King
Ethan King

I want to throw water on Mashiro.

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

rodents that can mind control people and shut down electronics

Realism was never this show's strong suit. Shima being superhuman was foreshadowed an episode earlier when she leaped back onto the ship after being thrown off.

Tyler Hughes
Tyler Hughes

Mike and Mashiro leave the ship and Mei becomes captain.

How much does the show improve?

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

Harekaze will get lost at sea after Mei uses all of the navigation personnel as torpedoes.

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

Let's just ignore the bridge altogether and focus on the other departments with wacky SoL hijinks. I'd go from 5/10 to 7/10.

William Robinson
William Robinson

Captain Mike has godlike luck.

Tateishi already demonstrated some fast as fuck firing solutions earlier in the show. She's probably on this ship cause she took her exam answering in her vague as shit instructions. They also didn't succeed in shooting down the shot in one shot, but made several.

More importantly, its anime. Artistic liberties will be taken for dramatic effect and entertainment value.

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

She's got such a good crew too. She really doesn't deserve them.

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

Mirrror universe Doctor Phlox

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

Except Rin. Rin is only good at running away. And Kouko needs to get better material for her jokes.

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

She's three for three so far.

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

She's 15, since they are in high school.

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

murphy law and her luck doesn't help

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

need the rats at this point

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

Aren't they covered by mind control?

Dominic Walker
Dominic Walker

Serious Mashiro
Cliffhanger
Mind Control
Torikaji Ippai
Scared Rin
Unlucky Mashiro
Conspiracy
Retarded Tactics
Musashi
Cannons
No bingo

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

I wonder what the sides would be in the inevitable mutiny.

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

I wonder how Moka can still retain her sanity after spending nearly 5 days on that rodents ship. Is she secretly a cat?

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

This fucking girl.

Promote Rin's problems instead of addressing it
Abandon your fucking ship, as the fucking captain
Continuously space out whilst on watch
Inquire half-arsed about the crew's obvious well-being instead of any problems they or the ship has

Worst captain, would never commission.

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

Imagine the hyperactive sex you'll do with her.

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

Does anyone like the anal tsukkomi archetype?
They put a damper on the fun of pretty much every show. They always look the same as well.

In other news, Rin is cute.

Owen Rivera
Owen Rivera

I'd jam my torpedo up her rear tube if you can understand my semaphore.

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

Furushou.

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

I don't understand.

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

Then let me put it in a more poetic way. I want to to put my dick into her arse and ejaculate inside.

Angel Cook
Angel Cook

I want to tie a blindfolded Rin up to a post and tickle her

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

She should be walking the plank.

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

Don't be too hard on her, love makes you blind.

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

Not usually, but I have a soft spot for Shiro. I think it's that her seriousness is undermined constantly, she has no time to get too anal about anything. Its endearing to keep seeing her fail and I want to give her a big hug. Plus she makes cute faces.

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

Is it really possible to hit an artillery shell like that?

James Jones
James Jones

people wanted captain to break under pressure of leadership since start
she finally did and abandoned her ship to try to rescue her friend
people now complain that untrained teenage girl is not like real captain with life experience on see

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

If she were smart, she'd dispatch an away team.

Luis James
Luis James

Read the thread, theorically possible but EXTREMELY unlikely.

Zachary Wood
Zachary Wood

I'm going to marry this girl.

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

I can't wait for Mike to find out that Moka never thought that Mike was her best friend.

Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

She'll appear in maybe one or two more scenes.

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

Would you watch your semen and ooze and splutter out of her shit hole after you're done?

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

Yes Satan, I would.

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

What happened to the Akashi and Mamiya in the end? Weren't they going to deliver stuff to the Musashi?

But she has to keep it in there Satan, there's no toilet paper left.

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

have to clench her butt the whole day
Imagine doing her front as well so she have to clench both.

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

Stop, my dick can only get so hard.

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

The Musashi is big enough to accommodate another 60 girls and all the supplies.

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

And land on my dick.

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

when she gets too excited over firing torpedoes the cum leaks out a little
when she finally takes a dump the smell of her shit has a hint of semen

Luke Harris
Luke Harris

Macchi is the only one who deserves her a harem.

Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

Does she wear pantsu? Would it smear all over it and would she smell like cum? What if she wasn't wearing any and it leaks onto the floor every time she jump?

Carson Gonzalez
Carson Gonzalez

Now, just wondering. When's the last time the rice cooker was used?

Asher James
Asher James

her panties are dampened by her various anal discharges
the shit and cum smells start wafting around the room
everyone thinks someone farted
they blame rin
tama asks why mei smells like squid

Colton White
Colton White

What's wrong with evasive tactics and maneuvers?

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

Stop being gross you guys.

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

Who pee'd on her head?

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

But if they got hit the anime would end right there.

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

I want to feed Furushou cake!

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

gross
It's hot as fuck. Even better if after a whole day of walking in those soiled pantsu, she then climbs on you and ride you like a beast.

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

If Mei didn't wear any panties, she'd get cum all over the floor.

It's dangerous you know, Shiro could slip on it and fall.

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

to die
Musashi was clearly fine battling against those old men. They are the one who gonna die.

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

MIKE A SHIT

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

Go fuck Maron Thrash-chan.

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

Go back to the can, Trash.

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

What's so great about Macchi?

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

Fuck off Moka

Parker Wood
Parker Wood

trash-chan will never give maron the v

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

Voiced by Kobayashi Yuu
Doesn't have an irritating and overused character shtick
Competent as fuck
Awesome as fuck
Mei-chan is my personal favorite girl, but Macchi is objectively best.

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

Cumming inside Moka!

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

You already made her pregnant Mike, what more do you want?

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

Great minds think alike

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

you're fucking a haifuri's shit hole
suddenly she clenches down
you feel a lumpy yet mushy object hit the tip of your dick
you both stare at each other in horror
she's been holding it in because of the lack of toilet paper
she begs you not to cum inside because it'll be super hard to clean up
you cum inside anyway

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

UUUUUGGGGHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT TO DO unspeakable thing TO THE FURIS

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

1 soda
Heh, a Moka doujin would be good though.

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Would Nanoha have done the same?

Carson James
Carson James

Is Toshi short for Toshiaki?

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

The guy who said this was like NTR scene is a genius
I want to bang Moka from behind while Mike watches

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

I want Moka to bange me while Mike watches.

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

Nanoha would save both instead of needing to be saved like the incompetent shitter.

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

If you're literally an incompetent shitter, does that mean you're bad at shitting or constipated?

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

I want Marikouji to blow my trumpet.

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

イケメン

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

In the current episode, how much toilet paper has been used up?

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

Hold your FUCKING horses, that's just a shitty cliffhanger, Mike can still save the day.

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

Mike's gonna drown right?

Nathaniel Diaz
Nathaniel Diaz

What would you do with a Haifuri's used toilet paper?

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

Back when the show was still good.

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

Recycling

Blake Williams
Blake Williams

It depends on what and where they wipe.

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

Like they really would do it. Has an anime ever killed off the main character 5 episodes into a 12 episode series?

Kayden James
Kayden James

More than half was used by Wilhelmina

Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

Polywhirl Pokemon

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

I want to have a threesome with Furushou and Mashimo!

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

She looks very professional with her glasses on.

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

Nanoha took several attempts and miserable failures before she saved Fate, at least give Akeno the same number of chances.

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

Except without arms, or the belly spiral and with a mouth and little fins.

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

(a) piss
(b) shit
(c) period blood
(d) cum

Go.

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

she's repeatedly wiping and checking over and over
some other girl walks in
suddenly they hear a SCHIESSE from inside a stall
they decide to find another toilet

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

Everything other than shit I would use.

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

(e) snot
(f) excess make up
(g) nail polish

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

All Germans experiences this at least once in their lifetime.

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

Would raping Rin fix her problems?

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

Life aboard a ship. Still manages to sneak in a 'beach' episode.

Sasuga Nippon

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

Tell them to pick up their toilet paper and flush it down the loo.

Chase Wood
Chase Wood

no sweat
What the fuck are you doing?

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

there are people here who wouldn't sniff them while fapping

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

Rape solves everything!

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

hairjob

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

Of course it was inevitable they would stop by a conveniently located island for some RnR. Before things get super serial.

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

Rape her on a treadmill until she stops running away.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

I want to tickle that tummy.

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

No, her entire existence is a problem just like Tama. Remove them from the cast to improve the show.

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

that image quality
those subs

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

What the fuck are you doing?
Ever heard of towels? People like you waste toilet paper.

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

Mike is being punished for abandoning her position.

How would you punish her?

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

he doesn't watch anime on Daisuki

If I want high quality I'll download the BDs

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

Maybe they wipe their sweaty crotches and buttcracks during toilet breaks.
The girl in the engine room definitely does.

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

Walk her the plank gently

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

It looks like absolute shit. There's nothing you can do to defend that eye cancer.

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

Pleb brigade is here

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

The inside of her tummy, with your dick?

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

Who is the Sakurako of Haifuri?
i.e. best girl

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

By making her assume the position

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

Well yes, also the outside, while doing the inside.

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

Again, if I want high quality I'll download the BDs

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

Again, you're a pleb.

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

You cancerous newfriends are something else, you just lap up that liquid shit no question.

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

I'd lap up a Haifuri's liquid shit.

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

anyone who doesn't share my opinion is a newfag
why in god's name should I care about quality before the BDs are released?

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

Based Mashiro.

Truly the captain we deserve. Kuro-chan was right.

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

What sort of troll reasoning is this? Higher quality looks better that's the reason. Why not just download 720 or 1080p like the rest of rather than settling for eye cancer.

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

I'll gather all her pictures of Moka then line them up in front of her while she's tied up so she has no choice but to face the harsh reality that she failed to save the one thing that she truly loves in this world.

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

Obviously you can download high quality BDs. But why not also watch a decent quality TV release instead of rubbing your eyeballs on sandpaper for months on end?

Fucking streamfags man what the fuck.

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

why in god's name should I care about quality while I'm watching it for the first time?

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

Her ship is fine. Mike knows that she isn't.

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

I bet she wouldn't say that if her sister or mother was on that ship.

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

Because it has all the benefits with zero drawbacks?

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

BDs
Circumventing censorship is the only good reason to ever wait for those.

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

I was actually surprised that Mike wasn't convinced by that line. It's also interesting that Shiro didn't jump at the opportunity to send Mike on her way and be the captain in her stead. I wonder what misfortune awaits her that Mike will have to save the Harekaze from.

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

So if Moka has locked herself in to escape being mind controlled, how does she go to the toilet?

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

Why didn't they use carriers against the Musashi?

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

Like ramming Musashi?

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

Because carriers are shit, turkey. DDs are where it's at.

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

Look guys, I've been watching anime since 1978. I watched shows on bad copies of bad copies of VHS tapes for over 10 years. I KNOW what bad quality is, and this is not bad quality. I can be patient until the BDs come out and put up with Daisuki till then.

You guys are spoiled retards.

Joseph White
Joseph White

She's holding it in; saving it all for her best friend.

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

What would these 'carriers' even carry that would make them any use against the Musashi?

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

and this is not bad quality
Yes it is.

This is like saying a 1 GB HDD is not small because it was big during some point in history.

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

saving it all

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

You must be getting senile if you're still missing the point this hard.

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

How is the captain so sexual? I want to make a family with her.

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

What the fuck are you even talking about? Please just stop for my own sanity.

Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

Moka please.

Aiden Gray
Aiden Gray

Fixed wing aircraft or helicopters?

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

You're dumb as fuck.

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

Are you implying those wouldn't be any use against musashi?

Eli Mitchell
Eli Mitchell

No, I'm saying you're retarded.

Ethan Young
Ethan Young

You have no idea what low quality is

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

Very convincing argument :)

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

W-what is she saving it up for?

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

Piloted heavier than air flight is not possible with current technology.

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

More than you, buddy boy.

http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/172247

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

There actually is.

SeaRAM, Phalanx, VLS for torpedoes, VLS for hellfires, flight decks, hangars, satellites, AAW destroyers, jet boats, mobile phones and turbines on UAVs proves there is.

All of these things are more complex than powered flight :)

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

I see you have no intention of not being a retard.

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

:)

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

It doesn't matter. There are no planes, and hence no carriers. That's just how it is.

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

Any kind soul have the webm of the best part of the OP?
I'm obviously talking about Minami putting on her lab coat.

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

Need a clean one.

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

Did you forget in this anime warships carrying live ammo are run by high school girls without supervision?

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

Are they even carrying live ammo? Aren't those training ammo?

Evan Cox
Evan Cox

I was actually surprised that Mike wasn't convinced by that line.
I guess it's because Mike still doesn't see herself as THE captain. She didn't study to be one, didn't expect or want to be one. She struggles to live up to the role after being given it but somewhere in her heart, she still doesn't believe that being the captain should be her job.

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

The depth charge they used on the sub certainly was live.

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

Which reminds me what, what position WOULD suit Mike?

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

The shells came from Musashi weren't no training rounds.

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

Publick Toilet.

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

I want to be Mike's toilet.

Mason Allen
Mason Allen

A training warhead would still have explosive, albeit not as much. Even if there weren't any explosives in it, a lump of metal flying at that speed would still hurt though. If those shells were live, the instructor's ship would all be sunk already.

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

Considering how Harekaze didn't have many ammo on her at first. I wonder if the Musashi even has enough rounds, live or not, to last more than 1 battle. Actually, unless they already met up with the Akashi and Mamiya, they're going to run out of supplies of all kinds soon.

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

It's funny how people are only now getting buttblasted and it's about the improbable physics and various mistakes while the entire premise of the show is that high school girls get to operate military ships. You'd think that a man(child) that resolved to watch this was prepared to sacrifice some IQ points for the sake of cute girls doing cute naval things.

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

A training warhead would still have explosive
That's live ammo then.

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

What does accurate physics in anime have to do with the viewers IQ?

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

It's anime about cute girls doing cute things on warships, and so far it's only slightly sillier than Battleship (2012). I don't see the problem.

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

What did she mean by this?

Austin Wilson
Austin Wilson

It's a well-known phenomenon. Whenever you see people doing or saying something stupid you become dumber yourself if just a little.

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

Mind control hamsters gets it hard.

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

/a/thread/141257520#p141257520
/a/thread/141257520#p141257520

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

If that's the case then all then all the teachers are just as dumb as their students.

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