Do you fap to you're waifu?

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

Do you fap to you're waifu?

All urls found in this thread:
http://exhentai.org/g/915084/e950c70c0e/
http://www.malupdater.com/
http://funmaker.me/MFL/
https://github.com/funmaker/
David Thomas
David Thomas

No but I fap to yours.

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

holo is pure you lil shit

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

you're

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

Come back when you learn English OP.

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

She's the only girl I can think about.
Please send help

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

Hey I recognize that fox from a doujin.
http://exhentai.org/g/915084/e950c70c0e/

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

Come back when you stop being new.

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

everyday like a mad cunt.

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

it´s horo, you nerd.

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Sachiko. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Sachiko called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her tofu shop. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the shop and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

fox
I'm mad beyond belief.

Julian Green
Julian Green

didn't she die in the last novel?

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

Enjoy your wall, faggot.

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

You know this entire time I was completely convinced that she was a fox. Only within the past 5 minutes did I realize that there has been a million hints that she was a wolf.

Colton Perry
Colton Perry

It all was a ruse after all.

Liam Carter
Liam Carter

implying it's not Korbo
Top jej desu

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

Where do I subscribe?

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Sex is part of any healthy relationship, OP. In fact not fapping to your waifu is essentially telling her you don't love her.

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

having a waifu
its the current year.

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

But I have a degenerate fetish.Wat do?

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

Unless I got her consent in person, I would never.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

I-I never thought about it.Am I a rapist now?

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

Yep. You raped your own innocent wife. You are the worst kind of scum.

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

Married to her
Not making vanilla love to her every chance you get
I don't understand this question OP.

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

furryshit
/mlp/

Lincoln Robinson
Lincoln Robinson

There was no good porn of my waifu so I installed AA2 and made a character as close to her as possible.

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

Do i fap to i am a waifu? You bet your ass i am.

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

teach me
and sauce me

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

do it for her
???

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

How about you watch the show, read the LN or even read the manga?
You're missing out

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

this entire time I was convinced she was a fox
title of the series is Spice and Wolf
Wolf
user, pls

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

What is your problem, nigger?

Christian Hall
Christian Hall

Teach and sauce what? Google artificial academy 2, follow the instructions, have fun in the character editor get depressed like me when you make your self insert and bam, you are done.

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

implying Lawrence wasn't the wolf
Shiggy Diggy

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

Don't forget to share the preset so other anons can fuck her you massive cuck.

Adrian Harris
Adrian Harris

fucking summerfags

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

I don't like NTR though

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

His new is showing.

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

Well, that's all the more reason to not be a helpless piece of shit and figure things out on your own.

Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

How do you guys have such hot waifus?No matter how much I try to talk to animu girls, they always ignore or treat me like a piece of turd.

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

But he doesn't know how my waifu looks like.

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

Only when she's in her wolf form.

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

Of course. I am going to marry her sometime. Once we're married we'll make love everyday.

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

Can I fap to your waifu?

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

You have woo her.Watch all the shows,read all the manga/LN.Buy a daki. Draw her if you can,write songs and poems for her.I have a sad life.

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

Because you asked, yes.

Ayden James
Ayden James

That was good user. Rest assured knowing that it was a big load.

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

Yes, even while just watching the show

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

Lurk for 2 years before posting.

Julian Price
Julian Price

No.

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

It's obviously Horbo you moron.

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

Of course I do. Sex is part of healthy romantic relationship. It makes you feel closer to your partner and the bonds become stronger.
Also I would never want her to think I don't find her body attractive or that she isn't good enough for me.

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

Of course not.

Because the only good doujin is tentacle impregnation/mindbreak and that shit is degrading.

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

No.My problem is I'm into some nasty stuff(futa and mindbreak) and I could not get my lovely waifu involved in it.

Sebastian Miller
Sebastian Miller

I wish there was a site like MAL except it's used to track how many times you blew your load to a anime character

Alexander King
Alexander King

So much this.

How many times do you think you did it, user?

Nicholas Lee
Nicholas Lee

I'm pretty sure I had sex with my waifu over 1000 times.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

That would be a lot of cum.

Camden Martin
Camden Martin

What a silly question

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

Just throwing this out here;I don't suggest frequently masturbating if you don't eat a lot of nutrition-rich food.

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

No more than average user during these 4 years. Except I did it while thinking about the girl I love so I'm sure it's extra fertile.

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

Rin isn't sexual, though.

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

I guess this thread is as good as any. Does anybody have the spice and wolf food info graphs?
My pc crashed and i lost them all.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

/a/'s secret infograph stash:
/wsr/

Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

fapping to waifu
Disgusting

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

My waifu is a very sexy and tremendously lewd person, so I'd be insulting her if I didn't fap to her.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

At night your waifu probably quietly cry in toilet blaming herself that she isn't attractive and her body isn't good enough for you.

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

It should be pretty easy to program, might look into it.

Adrian Parker
Adrian Parker

I make love with my waifu in-game every night.

Tyler Fisher
Tyler Fisher

fapping =/= affection

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

Gotta do it. Give me 2-3 hours.

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

No.
I don't even fap to characters from series I like unless they're sluts

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

fapping to waifu while selfinserting == sex
Avoiding sexual activities with your partner is the easier way to damage her self-esteem and cause psychical trauma.

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

having sex=love
Sex is not the only way to show love or affection.

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

All the time I'm talking only about sexual activities, not about love in general.
Excluding sex from your romantic relationship does damage your partner self-esteem and can cause psychical trauma.

Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

not treating your waifu as pure being
tainting your waifu with sex
I cant comprehend

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

You're talking with a normalshitter, just give up.

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

Your waifu is your wife/romantic partner, not goddess. Sex is essential part of romantic relationship and romantic love.

having waifu
normalfag
This is not how it works.

Andrew Hughes
Andrew Hughes

Please do, else I will need to make a spreadsheet for myself

Leo Price
Leo Price

Yes.

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

Don't worry. Just keep the thread up.
It will be nice if MAL has some API for searching. Otherwise I'll have to look for some other character database.

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

your waifu can be both your wife and a goddess.
sex=/= romantic

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

I said, the opposite of these two.
Wife isn't goddess.
Sex is part of romantic relationship.

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

not having sex =/= romantic
fuck off already

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

Having waifu is the second most normalfag thing. Instead of having a real shitfriend, you have an imaginary personal fucktoy. There's no real difference, you're still a weak-minded person that desires companionship with a female, whether it's a real person or not. If you have a waifu, you're a phony.

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

essential part
What if your waifu is pure?
waifu isnt a goddess
One shouldnt take waifu lightly. Your waifu is your blessing user

John Perez
John Perez

There are external programs for MAL so it might be possible.
http://www.malupdater.com/

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

Those were good times

Lucas Morales
Lucas Morales

being antisocial kissless virgin who avoids sex and real girls means you are normalfag
It look like world changes faster than I thought.

There is absolutely nothing impure in wife having consensual, gentle sex with her husband.
No matter what, sex is part of romantic love. Otherwise it's just worshiping.

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

Holo is also my waifu and I don't fap to her even though she is exactly my type because it would be impure

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

he fell for the waifu inside joke meme

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

I did and I regret it. My fantasies got worse and worse and after a year, I was masturbating while imagining her fucking other guys. Then to improve the experience, I'd search archives for people posting about her, pretend they were stealing her from me, and cum buckets.

At this point, I have no feelings for her anymore. She's just another porn character to me, except I have several gigs of pictures of her.

Never fap to your waifu.

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

having sex
not impure
What a load of bullshit

Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

who avoids sex
who avoids sex
who avoids sex

Let's not lie lmao. You can't get any, so you settle for a waifu.

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

No, but only because I can't bring myself to fap to any Aria doujin.

I would feel too ashamed of myself.

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

Of course I can't get any. Who would fuck a guy who doesn't show any interest in real girls and have room full of merchandise of some anime girl?
Fortunately I don't want it as well. I'm not a virgin, I had sex once and it was shit in comparison to sex with the girl I love.

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

Holo is my waifu too,but I fap to her doujins sometimes while lying with her daki on bed and imagining that we are having some wild sex,as a couple.

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

Exactly! If your relationship with your imaginary girlfriend
makes you happy, then good for you.

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

This desu senpai.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

This one time my dad tried to fap to a picture of his wife.
It was her sister.

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

Does it count as fapping if I use an onahole and a dakimakura?

William Cruz
William Cruz

Sometimes.

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

No,it's sex.
I always wanted to do the same but I live with my family so I can't buy an onanhole

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

Like this?

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

pure
She has a fucking kid

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

t. a future cuck

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

No, nothing that elaborate. Just put the onahole between my body and the daki, grab her ass and fuck her silly.

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

No, I fap to other anons' waifus and tell them about it.

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

Of course not.

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

I used to before I was desensitized.
Now I just fap to a bunch of ntr.

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

She literally married Lawrence and had a child with him. Stop being delusional. A stork didn't come deliver her baby, she and Lawrence fucked like animals and she got pregnant. They announced it at the opening ceremony of their new onsen inn, the Spice and Wolf. They held hands and kissed in front of everybody while Lawrence embraced her. That's how lewd she is.

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

No, she's pure. Unlike Horo the wolfshagger.

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

fapping to your waifu
You make me fucking sick. The only pure thing in the world and you defile it.

So fucking mad right now.

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

You're a fucking cunt faggot.

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

I'll deliver.
It will just take a little more time than expected.

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

If you're married to her why wouldn't you have sex with her?

Don't you want her to feel good?

Are you some kind of seasonal memer?

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

I've got a few entries lined up from ruining peoples waifus in this thread

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

Still waiting

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

Faggot, there is nothing impure about sex with waifu after kekkonshiki

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

Ruining by what, adding them to your private list of most attractive characters?

CSS is somehow ready, but it's ugly.
Friend is working on some logo, we'll see how will it come up.
Now I'm gonna write all the Javascript for initial release. For now I'll only write 25% planned features.
In case if thread get killed, I'll post on /ghost/.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

Sometimes, but not all the time.

I blame it on all the stuff that's off model.

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

For a long time I didn't, and I felt guilty about my lust. But I find her so irresistible I eventually caved and started just fapping to completely clean or only slightly risque art.

I still didn't want to defile her so I would fantasise about her dominating me with her feet. At some point risque turned to ecchi, I couldn't stop myself, I would imagine using my tongue but I still couldn't fathom actual sex.

But then thinking about being close to her, holding her, squeezing her and kissing her, I gradually became more comfortable with the idea.

Since the new year I have tried to fap exclusively to her. All the depraved fetishes I used to have before I found her mean nothing, I would never disrespect her. Nothing but gentle, intimate, affectionate vanilla with my darling. I get into bed and imagine sweet snuggling missionary under the covers. I edited a bunch of her breathing and gentle grunts and moans out of her voice clips, I squeeze a pillow and put up her smiling face on my phone. She has re-sensitised me to the female body and changed my perspective of women. I still can't stand seeing hentai or doujins of her.

How the fuck did I fall in love with a cartoon character

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

Jesus christ dude. That is straight up autism

I wish I could be that happy ;_;

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

ITT: horny teenagers and college losers.

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

And what is this guy doing outside /b/?

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

But /b/ is full of just as many horny kids that just masturbate all day. Sup Forums as a whole is currently is.

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

This speaks for itself

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

By stroking my penis until I ejaculate to the idea of having degrading sex with their waifu.

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

do you fap to you are waifu
When will you faggots learn?

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

Yes

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

I'm not a kid I masturbate everyday like you all should.

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

Lurk moar newshit.

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

Force me to.

Colton Price
Colton Price

Fucking revolting taste.

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

Of course.

Why wouldn't I?

Connor Price
Connor Price

I'm impressed

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

You don't give average men enough credit for not kowtowing to whores.

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

It would feel like cheating if I didn't.

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

There is nothing impure about having intercourse with your husbando for the purpose of procreation.

Benjamin Morris
Benjamin Morris

Fuck off newfag.

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

better than most homemade fuckdolls

John Edwards
John Edwards

Basically how it went for me

I got one of those things that just work and milk your cock for you, and i'll just lay in bed holding her daki while i let it work it's magic and i'll do that for hours

Honestly i don't think i could be more happy with a 3D, and i don't want to try

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

Wait, what are we talking about here?

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

Yes.
I only fap to my waifu.
I don't even let myself think of other women, I only have eyes for her.

Oliver Sanchez
Oliver Sanchez

Done.
http://funmaker.me/MFL/
The CSS is ugly, and the logo is only a place holder. At least searching for character from MAL database works and you can count your faps.
I would like to add global rankings, your personal statistics, maybe social and other stuff like that.
Any feedback is welcome.

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

I don't know if I should call this cuck mentality, or just pure naivety

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

I like

Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

There are different kinds of waifuists.

Roughly half of waifuists see their waifu as an actual human being, girlfriend or wife, or whatever, and can imagine themselves walking together, holding hands, etc.

Others believe they're waifu doesn't even know that themselves exist, and in this case its some sort of ideolized platonic love, hence a lot of people fap to anything but they're waifu.

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

You're doing God's work. user.

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

For now I just allow you to fap as fast as you can.
But if I'll ever make global rankings and statistics where you can check for example how many times per day have you fapped or what characters trended in given month, I'll limit it to reasonable frequency.

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

461 times
How do you know the exact number of times you fapped to her?

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

Seriously, this is great. Please develop it further. Where it stores information though? Browser cache?

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

not having a fap diary

Sebastian Richardson
Sebastian Richardson

Local storage provided by web browser.
I'll develop it if there will be traffic on the page. When I'll receive logo and finish some more features I'll post in on /g/ and stuff.
I also think about changing it into MAL for doujins and porn if there isn't anything like that, and keep fap counter as just additional feature.
Still, I would need better website design and use proper MVC instead of one file js, php and css.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

implying you don't feel attraction to your platonic love.
If you don't fap to your waifu, you're basically denying your physical attraction for her.

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

I also think about changing it into MAL for doujins and porn if there isn't anything like that
Sounds like a great idea. I always wanted a site like MAL, but to keep record of my sadpanda readings instead of normal anime and manga.

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

Guys, just give me requests for features.
Anything related to 2D porn and/or fitting for "My Fap List".
I don't promise anything, but I'll think about these and maybe some of them could be combined into some serious project.

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

I have sex with my tulpa, does that count?

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

Like a mad badger.

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

Adding from MAL is good, but I also want to customize the character card - add a different picture, background etc
Also sometimes I want to add a character that doesn't exist in MAL database - that should be addressed too.
It should probably keep tracking of several things as well - what author it is, what seiyuu it is, what studio it is, etc
Allow manual typing of the fapping amount instead of clicking fap - sometimes you know exactly how many times you did it, and it is tedious to click fap button thousands of times.
Custom CSS, or at least dark theme - like a default classic one from MAL.
Accounts - information should be persistent, yo.
There's something more, but I'm a dumbass and I forgot already.

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

At least once a day.

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

All the time.

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

I am not there yet but it's happening to me as well.

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

Than you based user.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

Guilty as charge.
Nakajima Yuka's doujins were godly.

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

Now look what you've done. All the newfags will link their lists in waifu threads to be just high-larious. You've opened the floodgates for cancer. Anyone who isn't a mouthbreather could have just used Excel.

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

Even I don't know how to link to the fap lists from the site I've created.

Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

Korbo
Whut?

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

Make a blog or something with RSS so I can stay up to date without actually putting effort into visiting every week

Oliver Ramirez
Oliver Ramirez

Nah, I'll just make repo on my github later. https://github.com/funmaker/
Also don't expect it to be under heavy development. I have uni and job and other projects too.
I'll develop it for a while, check if there is interest and then decide what to do with it.

Owen Turner
Owen Turner

This is really neat, user.

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

No but I fap to Horo

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

Lurk moar

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

Ryukou was really hard for me.
I thought she was incredibly cute and sexy.
Despite that I could only do it if I imagined Junketsu Ryukou forcing me to rape another girl so she cold enjoy the agony.

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