Do you fap to you're waifu?
Do you fap to you're waifu?
No but I fap to yours.
holo is pure you lil shit
Come back when you learn English OP.
She's the only girl I can think about.
Please send help
Hey I recognize that fox from a doujin.
Come back when you stop being new.
everyday like a mad cunt.
it´s horo, you nerd.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Sachiko. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Sachiko called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her tofu shop. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the shop and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
I'm mad beyond belief.
didn't she die in the last novel?
Enjoy your wall, faggot.
You know this entire time I was completely convinced that she was a fox. Only within the past 5 minutes did I realize that there has been a million hints that she was a wolf.
It all was a ruse after all.
implying it's not Korbo
Top jej desu
Where do I subscribe?
Sex is part of any healthy relationship, OP. In fact not fapping to your waifu is essentially telling her you don't love her.
having a waifu
its the current year.
But I have a degenerate fetish.Wat do?
Unless I got her consent in person, I would never.
I-I never thought about it.Am I a rapist now?
Yep. You raped your own innocent wife. You are the worst kind of scum.
Married to her
Not making vanilla love to her every chance you get
I don't understand this question OP.
There was no good porn of my waifu so I installed AA2 and made a character as close to her as possible.
Do i fap to i am a waifu? You bet your ass i am.
and sauce me
do it for her
How about you watch the show, read the LN or even read the manga?
You're missing out
this entire time I was convinced she was a fox
title of the series is Spice and Wolf
What is your problem, nigger?
Teach and sauce what? Google artificial academy 2, follow the instructions, have fun in the character editor
get depressed like me when you make your self insert and bam, you are done.
implying Lawrence wasn't the wolf
Don't forget to share the preset so other anons can fuck her you massive cuck.
I don't like NTR though
His new is showing.
Well, that's all the more reason to not be a helpless piece of shit and figure things out on your own.
How do you guys have such hot waifus?No matter how much I try to talk to animu girls, they always ignore or treat me like a piece of turd.
But he doesn't know how my waifu looks like.
Only when she's in her wolf form.
Of course. I am going to marry her sometime. Once we're married we'll make love everyday.
Can I fap to your waifu?
You have woo her.Watch all the shows,read all the manga/LN.Buy a daki. Draw her if you can,write songs and poems for her.I have a sad life.
Because you asked, yes.
That was good user. Rest assured knowing that it was a big load.
Yes, even while just watching the show
Lurk for 2 years before posting.
It's obviously Horbo you moron.
Of course I do. Sex is part of healthy romantic relationship. It makes you feel closer to your partner and the bonds become stronger.
Also I would never want her to think I don't find her body attractive or that she isn't good enough for me.
Of course not.
Because the only good doujin is tentacle impregnation/mindbreak and that shit is degrading.
No.My problem is I'm into some nasty stuff(futa and mindbreak) and I could not get my lovely waifu involved in it.
I wish there was a site like MAL except it's used to track how many times you blew your load to a anime character
So much this.
How many times do you think you did it, user?
I'm pretty sure I had sex with my waifu over 1000 times.
That would be a lot of cum.
What a silly question
Just throwing this out here;I don't suggest frequently masturbating if you don't eat a lot of nutrition-rich food.
No more than average user during these 4 years. Except I did it while thinking about the girl I love so I'm sure it's extra fertile.
Rin isn't sexual, though.
I guess this thread is as good as any. Does anybody have the spice and wolf food info graphs?
My pc crashed and i lost them all.
/a/'s secret infograph stash:
fapping to waifu
My waifu is a very sexy and tremendously lewd person, so I'd be insulting her if I didn't fap to her.
At night your waifu probably quietly cry in toilet blaming herself that she isn't attractive and her body isn't good enough for you.
It should be pretty easy to program, might look into it.
I make love with my waifu in-game every night.
fapping =/= affection
Gotta do it. Give me 2-3 hours.
I don't even fap to characters from series I like
unless they're sluts
fapping to waifu while selfinserting == sex
Avoiding sexual activities with your partner is the easier way to damage her self-esteem and cause psychical trauma.
Sex is not the only way to show love or affection.
All the time I'm talking only about sexual activities, not about love in general.
Excluding sex from your romantic relationship does damage your partner self-esteem and can cause psychical trauma.
not treating your waifu as pure being
tainting your waifu with sex
I cant comprehend
You're talking with a normalshitter, just give up.
Your waifu is your wife/romantic partner, not goddess. Sex is essential part of romantic relationship and romantic love.
This is not how it works.
Please do, else I will need to make a spreadsheet for myself
Don't worry. Just keep the thread up.
It will be nice if MAL has some API for searching. Otherwise I'll have to look for some other character database.
your waifu can be both your wife and a goddess.
I said, the opposite of these two.
Wife isn't goddess.
Sex is part of romantic relationship.
not having sex =/= romantic
fuck off already
Having waifu is the second most normalfag thing. Instead of having a real shitfriend, you have an imaginary personal fucktoy. There's no real difference, you're still a weak-minded person that desires companionship with a female, whether it's a real person or not. If you have a waifu, you're a phony.
What if your waifu is pure?
waifu isnt a goddess
One shouldnt take waifu lightly. Your waifu is your blessing user
There are external programs for MAL so it might be possible.
Those were good times
being antisocial kissless virgin who avoids sex and real girls means you are normalfag
It look like world changes faster than I thought.
There is absolutely nothing impure in wife having consensual, gentle sex with her husband.
No matter what, sex is part of romantic love. Otherwise it's just worshiping.
Holo is also my waifu and I don't fap to her even though she is exactly my type because it would be impure
he fell for the waifu inside joke meme
I did and I regret it. My fantasies got worse and worse and after a year, I was masturbating while imagining her fucking other guys. Then to improve the experience, I'd search archives for people posting about her, pretend they were stealing her from me, and cum buckets.
At this point, I have no feelings for her anymore. She's just another porn character to me, except I have several gigs of pictures of her.
Never fap to your waifu.
What a load of bullshit
who avoids sex
who avoids sex
who avoids sex
Let's not lie lmao. You can't get any, so you settle for a waifu.
No, but only because I can't bring myself to fap to any Aria doujin.
I would feel too ashamed of myself.
Of course I can't get any. Who would fuck a guy who doesn't show any interest in real girls and have room full of merchandise of some anime girl?
Fortunately I don't want it as well. I'm not a virgin, I had sex once and it was shit in comparison to sex with the girl I love.
Holo is my waifu too,but I fap to her doujins sometimes while lying with her daki on bed and imagining that we are having some wild sex,as a couple.
Exactly! If your relationship with your imaginary girlfriend
makes you happy, then good for you.
This desu senpai.
This one time my dad tried to fap to a picture of his wife.
It was her sister.
Does it count as fapping if I use an onahole and a dakimakura?
I always wanted to do the same but I live with my family so I can't buy an onanhole
She has a fucking kid
t. a future cuck
No, nothing that elaborate. Just put the onahole between my body and the daki, grab her ass and fuck her silly.
No, I fap to other anons' waifus and tell them about it.
Of course not.
I used to before I was desensitized.
Now I just fap to a bunch of ntr.
She literally married Lawrence and had a child with him. Stop being delusional. A stork didn't come deliver her baby, she and Lawrence fucked like animals and she got pregnant. They announced it at the opening ceremony of their new onsen inn, the Spice and Wolf. They held hands and kissed in front of everybody while Lawrence embraced her. That's how lewd she is.
No, she's pure. Unlike Horo the wolfshagger.
fapping to your waifu
You make me fucking sick. The only pure thing in the world and you defile it.
So fucking mad right now.
You're a fucking cunt faggot.
It will just take a little more time than expected.
If you're married to her why wouldn't you have sex with her?
Don't you want her to feel good?
Are you some kind of seasonal memer?
I've got a few entries lined up from ruining peoples waifus in this thread
Faggot, there is nothing impure about sex with waifu after kekkonshiki
Ruining by what, adding them to your private list of most attractive characters?
CSS is somehow ready, but it's ugly.
Friend is working on some logo, we'll see how will it come up.
In case if thread get killed, I'll post on /ghost/.
Sometimes, but not all the time.
I blame it on all the stuff that's off model.
For a long time I didn't, and I felt guilty about my lust. But I find her so irresistible I eventually caved and started just fapping to completely clean or only slightly risque art.
I still didn't want to defile her so I would fantasise about her dominating me with her feet. At some point risque turned to ecchi, I couldn't stop myself, I would imagine using my tongue but I still couldn't fathom actual sex.
But then thinking about being close to her, holding her, squeezing her and kissing her, I gradually became more comfortable with the idea.
Since the new year I have tried to fap exclusively to her. All the depraved fetishes I used to have before I found her mean nothing, I would never disrespect her. Nothing but gentle, intimate, affectionate vanilla with my darling. I get into bed and imagine sweet snuggling missionary under the covers. I edited a bunch of her breathing and gentle grunts and moans out of her voice clips, I squeeze a pillow and put up her smiling face on my phone. She has re-sensitised me to the female body and changed my perspective of women. I still can't stand seeing hentai or doujins of her.
How the fuck did I fall in love with a cartoon character
Jesus christ dude. That is straight up autism
I wish I could be that happy ;_;
ITT: horny teenagers and college losers.
And what is this guy doing outside /b/?
But /b/ is full of just as many horny kids that just masturbate all day. Sup Forums as a whole is currently is.
This speaks for itself
By stroking my penis until I ejaculate to the idea of having degrading sex with their waifu.
do you fap to you are waifu
When will you faggots learn?
I'm not a kid I masturbate everyday like you all should.
Lurk moar newshit.
Force me to.
Fucking revolting taste.
Why wouldn't I?
You don't give average men enough credit for not kowtowing to whores.
It would feel like cheating if I didn't.
There is nothing impure about having intercourse with your husbando for the purpose of procreation.
Fuck off newfag.
better than most homemade fuckdolls
Basically how it went for me
I got one of those things that just work and milk your cock for you, and i'll just lay in bed holding her daki while i let it work it's magic and i'll do that for hours
Honestly i don't think i could be more happy with a 3D, and i don't want to try
Wait, what are we talking about here?
I only fap to my waifu.
I don't even let myself think of other women, I only have eyes for her.
The CSS is ugly, and the logo is only a place holder. At least searching for character from MAL database works and you can count your faps.
I would like to add global rankings, your personal statistics, maybe social and other stuff like that.
Any feedback is welcome.
I don't know if I should call this cuck mentality, or just pure naivety
There are different kinds of waifuists.
Roughly half of waifuists see their waifu as an actual human being, girlfriend or wife, or whatever, and can imagine themselves walking together, holding hands, etc.
Others believe they're waifu doesn't even know that themselves exist, and in this case its some sort of ideolized platonic love, hence a lot of people fap to anything but they're waifu.
You're doing God's work. user.
For now I just allow you to fap as fast as you can.
But if I'll ever make global rankings and statistics where you can check for example how many times per day have you fapped or what characters trended in given month, I'll limit it to reasonable frequency.
How do you know the exact number of times you fapped to her?
Seriously, this is great. Please develop it further. Where it stores information though? Browser cache?
not having a fap diary
Local storage provided by web browser.
I'll develop it if there will be traffic on the page. When I'll receive logo and finish some more features I'll post in on /g/ and stuff.
I also think about changing it into MAL for doujins and porn if there isn't anything like that, and keep fap counter as just additional feature.
Still, I would need better website design and use proper MVC instead of one file js, php and css.
implying you don't feel attraction to your platonic love.
If you don't fap to your waifu, you're basically denying your physical attraction for her.
I also think about changing it into MAL for doujins and porn if there isn't anything like that
Sounds like a great idea. I always wanted a site like MAL, but to keep record of my sadpanda readings instead of normal anime and manga.
Guys, just give me requests for features.
Anything related to 2D porn and/or fitting for "My Fap List".
I don't promise anything, but I'll think about these and maybe some of them could be combined into some serious project.
I have sex with my tulpa, does that count?
Like a mad badger.
Adding from MAL is good, but I also want to customize the character card - add a different picture, background etc
Also sometimes I want to add a character that doesn't exist in MAL database - that should be addressed too.
It should probably keep tracking of several things as well - what author it is, what seiyuu it is, what studio it is, etc
Allow manual typing of the fapping amount instead of clicking fap - sometimes you know exactly how many times you did it, and it is tedious to click fap button thousands of times.
Custom CSS, or at least dark theme - like a default classic one from MAL.
Accounts - information should be persistent, yo.
There's something more, but I'm a dumbass and I forgot already.
At least once a day.
All the time.
I am not there yet but it's happening to me as well.
Than you based user.
Guilty as charge.
Nakajima Yuka's doujins were godly.
Now look what you've done. All the newfags will link their lists in waifu threads to be just high-larious. You've opened the floodgates for cancer. Anyone who isn't a mouthbreather could have just used Excel.
Even I don't know how to link to the fap lists from the site I've created.
Make a blog or something with RSS so I can stay up to date without actually putting effort into visiting every week
Nah, I'll just make repo on my github later. https://github.com/funmaker/
Also don't expect it to be under heavy development. I have uni and job and other projects too.
I'll develop it for a while, check if there is interest and then decide what to do with it.
This is really neat, user.
No but I fap to Horo
Ryukou was really hard for me.
I thought she was incredibly cute and sexy.
Despite that I could only do it if I imagined Junketsu Ryukou forcing me to rape another girl so she cold enjoy the agony.