Left or right?

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

Left or right?

Blue or red oni?

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Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

The one with the dick.

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

Blue has bigger tits

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

Red is a slut that enjoys a gay clown's dick every day

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

the one that doesnt die

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

this
i was disgusted when i first saw that
crazy blue it is then

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

Befriend Red and hope she can convince her crazy fucking sister to not kill me.

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

mfw its she's the one that asks for the clown D

Aaron Lee
Aaron Lee

Isnt it better for red to cuck you instead of blue trying to kill you?

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

yfw we find out red is the crazy one and is wearing a blue wig to protect herself

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

Rem a shit.
Ram a best

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

Red is used goods

Wyatt Cook
Wyatt Cook

Red is better

David Morgan
David Morgan

One's a crazy, murderous cunt and the other is a slut for big gay clown dong.

Neither.

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

Both are shit.

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

Also with blue contacts and stuffed in bra?

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

Can I pick Reinhard instead?

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

No, you have to pick one oni.

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

Red is a slut who sucks his master cock and puts it in her ass every night.

Crazy bitch is the better option.

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

But the slut wont kill you

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

Blue

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

She won't love you either

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

I think staying alive is more important than being loved by one girl

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

No.

David Jackson
David Jackson

No old man into the mix?

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

Not when you're in a death loop

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

Both

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

Especially in a death loop

One less murderer means you get killed less.

Jacob James
Jacob James

This guy gets it.

Noah Young
Noah Young

Blue is more competent, has bigger tits, a nice smile, doesn't die and doesn't suck the clown's dick every night.

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

Are we watching the same anime? The sole reason Subaru keeps dying is because he wants to get into Emilia's pants.

John Adams
John Adams

This

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

Yes, and blue girl is not his target
So red is the better choice, slut or not

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

The sole reason he keeps dying is because she wants to get into his pants. Unknowingly.

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

That's the moral of the story that Subaru told. This so much.

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

I would rather DP or split roast red with clown faggot than to suffer 100 deaths from crazy blue.

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

Red. Threesomes with the clown sounds fun

Elijah Gonzalez
Elijah Gonzalez

Blue oni is best oni.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

Why not get pounded by the clown while pounding her? Prostate stimulation!

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

Those haircuts are bad for eyesight. Rem and Rin probably have lazy eye.

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

Implying the clown isn't pounding you with his magnum dick.

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

We're not there yet.

Jaxon Reed
Jaxon Reed

But that's verboten love

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

USED GOODS
S
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G
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James Gray
James Gray

Reminder that cat maid is a trap.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Wait is red actually fucking clown like confirmed?

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

Don't Touch My Sister!

Alexander King
Alexander King

Rem a cute.

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

I actually have not watched this yet. Was in the middle of finishing some shows from last season but these threads caught my interest. I suppose I will go watch now.

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

I want to fuck Beatrice

Cameron King
Cameron King

Yeah.

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

Literally too soon.

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

As a WN fuck off. As a animefag, stop spoiling me.

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

Ram best girl.

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

Beatrice is daughteru material and daughteru material only.

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

The anime is good, but the manga is better. The WN is superior to both as its the source.

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

No, he is just ambiguous with his words.

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

As per the usual it seems. I know next to nothing about it but it seemed pretty neat. Will have to read it all.

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

I wish.

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

Why does everybody assume red's doing the clown?

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

Just a fair hint when going into the series, MC has crippling depression from the get-go. Keep that in mind when he does what he does.

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

Because its heavily implied in the series.

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

NO!

Jack Lee
Jack Lee

YES!

Did you think this series was gonna be full of fun and happiness?

Jayden Lewis
Jayden Lewis

The loli. The nonchalant way she expresses contempt tickles me. Also, she's really comfy for some reason.

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

Show me something more intimate than if you want me to believe you.

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

Blue one is the traitorous psychopath, and the red one is the kind teacher. Isn't the decision obvious?

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

I choose Reinhard.

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

QUESTION!

Will Reinhard stay OP or does he end up jobbing?

I want him to remain an OP plot device.

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

He'll lose to Subaru. Somehow, someway.

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

As much as I'd love to the manga hasn't gone that far yet. Nor am I going to spoil you because there are other threads for that.

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

seems like he and MC are on good terms though. They'd never fight and I doubt Reinhard is vulnerable to mind control.

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

Alright will do thanks. Will join the discussions when I am caught up.

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

I also like the loli because her VA is the same one as this connoisseur

I also like Emilia-tan because of Rie

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

Flower of Thanatos when?

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

I literally thought they were conjoined when we first saw them because they were in this pose and only one of each's leg was visible.

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

Sauce?

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

if you can't find it from the pictures posted in the thread you don't deserve to watch it.

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

Neither, give me Puck instead.

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

Re:zero

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

Marriage with the psychopath!

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

I don't see any problem here

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

Red is Blue, Blue is Red.

Retard

Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

Get out

GET OUUUUUTTTT

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

literally too fucking soon. come on.

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

there is literally nothing wrong with doing a clown

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

Blue
perfect wife material

Red
fucks clowns for a place to stay

William Morales
William Morales

Fuck off please.

John Evans
John Evans

Blue is literal marriage material.

Angel Cooper
Angel Cooper

Blue pill or red pill?
Wrong. They are ogres, not your waifu.

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

Yes, and?

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

fucking the maids with the clown bro doesn't sound like a bad idea, honestly.

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

clown bro
bro
heheheh

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

So blue will follow barusu and leave the mansion after this arc? also leave her sister too

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

That illustration

I need you to leave this thread, now.

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

You're right; red it is!

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

Which one's the boy?

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

Well Sup Forums?

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

B-Both?

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

One is a guy You'll have to fuck him so hard into submission that he won't be able to take your soul.

His boipussi can suck most men dry

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

Both

Carson Johnson
Carson Johnson

Are there any English translations for the LN?

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

I want to cum directly inside the boipussi of a small bodied trap
is that so much to ask?

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

Sounds like a challange

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

The vn says that they are "of opposite genders", so what I'd really assume what's going on is they can swap genders, but they can never be the same gender at the same time, they always have to swap simultaneously.

Of course that's just head-canon speculation but it's what makes the most sense to me, especially when you consider what they represent.

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

So they can switch on the fly?

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

I would assume so, yes

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

How would that work if Your scrotum deep inside the female and they switch

Also could they change mid-orgasm? So that way we could really find out if the female orgasm is real Sorry for the normie joke

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

What happens if he switches while I'm fucking him in his birthing hole?

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

tf no one post the shota
tf only two images of him

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

That's up for you to think about for yourself I guess.

Who cares, they're not even real in universe anyways.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

Why'd you have to go an crush my dreams.

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

one is dutiful meido that cooks and cleans
one is extrovert killer who fucks old masters

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

I'd save both.

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

I'd really take my chances.

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

Blue makes my dick harder.

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

But Pink is more slutier.

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

But the Red one kills him this arc

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

No, the blue kills/tortures him. The red one is the one that puts him out of his misery.

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

Blue traps him and before the torture red kills him.

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

How slow is the pacing going to be for next episode? Think it'll end on his suicide?

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

tfw must hide all threads of this because of spoilerfags
Feels bad man ;_;

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

At least they're just dropping hints now instead of full on spoilers unlike the shitstorm a couple weeks back.

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

most likely

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

The shit storm was glorious. We even mind broke quite a few anons.

Logan Long
Logan Long

I still have caps from those times, good times.

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

7 and still counting. The amount of people that dropped the series because of it was around 20 or so.

Connor Sanchez
Connor Sanchez

Seriously. Why the fuck would you only pick one of a set of (pseudo)twins? That's like only wearing one shoe.

James Torres
James Torres

This guy gets it.

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

REINHARD MAKES ME HARD

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

yen press took them down.

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

The kingdom Subaru ended up the first time is named Legnica

Does this mean Re:Zero is on the same verse as Madan no Ou?

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

Too bad, he's taken.

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

You start fucking him in the dick.
My ultimate shameful fetish.

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

So is red confirmed fucking the master in exchange for being allowed to work there? Is the oni story/theme about them actually real and that one has to sacrifice for both to stay. Then why is blue crazy?

I was very disappointed when it was a maid.

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

You'll see later on in the story, if they don't cut it out that is.

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

Their dicks were cut off though.

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

blue.

she's the only girl who loves subaru in the entire hell ride he's getting on and even dies to save him.

John Gomez
John Gomez

I'm learning runes at fucking lightspeed because of this

Luke Anderson
Luke Anderson

So is red confirmed fucking the master in exchange for being allowed to work there? Is the oni story/theme about them actually real and that one has to sacrifice for both to stay. Then why is blue crazy?
I was very disappointed when it was a maid.

there are several things going on

1) there is a curse which sometimes kills subaru (via dog bite) and sometimes kills ones on the maids (via dog bite)
2) every time subaru dies he starts to "smell" more like the witch of envy to Rem, which makes her trust him less and less.

In this loop, RAM got bit by the dog, and Rem went out looking for the source to save ram's life. she came upon subaru lurking above the estate armed and smelling of the witch of envy. She decided he was the source of the curse and decided to kill him.

In the prior loop she killed subaru because he smelled of the witch of envy, was giving off the aura of death/curse, and seemed to be heading to emelia's room (she felt he was a threat)

In later loops it's not always Rem who kills subaru, sometimes RAM does as well, once he even was eaten by a pack of wild dogs (all curse infected). the amazing thing is this the single most boring arc in the LN, and the "torture porn" and suffering is low key compared to the bullshit that's to come.

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

Blue is cuter. But red/pink eyes are adorable too.

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

It would be nice if MC used his infinite continues to improve some sort of combat or martial mastery but instead he's doomed to perpetually die like a little bitch.

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

Oh I assumed he got infected with something from the dog bite, when do we get the 'smells of curse' stuff. Because i thought that dog thing was completely natural, got bit by an animal with inadequate medical attention leading to death (doesn't explain why he'd get attacked in the middle of the house). This stuff does seem far more random because we are missing rules/lore about what his reset power really is, the oni smelling the witch etc

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

How did the blue/red oni tale relate to them though?

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

You'd be surprised.

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

there is a curse circulating through wild dogs in the area, Subaru doesn't discover this till he finds out about missing children. the smells like the witch of envy is something we don't learn till late in the arc, when he begs rem to explain why she's trying to kill him, the witch of envy is like the "greatest and most powerful evil in the world"; she's also the ultimate yandere. She fell in love with Subaru for reasons not explained, and pulled him into this world, and is responsible for his looping (which is why he smells more and more like her after every death). by the way she's a sadistic bitch who ENJOYS mind breaking subaru, and fucks with events just to try to hurt him more. in one arc just to fuck with him she makes Emilia explode right in front of him just for shits and giggles, she drives him to suicide, her agents also fuck with him for the fun of it too. basically this is a Loop of suck, which the witch kills subaru randomly on (she literally can torture or kill him at will, magically) and who's save points she chooses when she feels like it. The books haven't got to the why yet, but I suspect everything he's being forced to do is part of a plan to help her escape from her prison

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

willing to kill a guy over nothing because of his smelly aura
then in arc 3 she becomes his waifu

The only plausible explanation is that Rem and Subaru are both absolutely batshit insane.

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

Because you literally have to be worse than Hitler to apply for the scent. Holocaust and all, just to apply. That's how fucked a person has to be in order go get what Subaru has.

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

Maybe he just takes a bath and stinks less

Nathan Hughes
Nathan Hughes

He took a bath before leaving the mansion. So it's not that.

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

Jackie Chan ain't no bitch. Just under-powered.

Oliver White
Oliver White

Why can't emillia/cat/library loli/clown/knight guy smell this or talk about it? Why is it that only the oni twins notice.

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

Probably because they never encountered it before, or, demon smell other demons.

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

all this satella hate

All Satella wants is for Subaru to live and to keep the knowledge of her being with him a secret. She only killed Emilia that one time because Subaru spilled the beans even when Satella implored him to stop. And the Witch Cult are a bunch of psychos who have nothing to do with Satella and use her name to justify their actions.

Satella also only sets save points when Subaru clears a dangerous event and is safe. Just because he didn't get a perfect score when beating the boss doesn't mean Satella is being malicious. Would it be better for you if Subaru stayed dead when he fails since random autosaves are too troublesome? Satella isn't forcing Subaru to do anything except live and keep his big mouth shut about their arrangement.

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

That's right, she's just trying to morph him into the perfect husbando. There's nothing wrong with that.

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

Nothing to do with the witch
I am pretty sure they are trying to bring her back by being told what to do and follow it with enthusiasm.

Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

Witch King

This isn't even funny. With how the story is progressing in the WN this just might actually happen.

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

I'm pretty sure them trying to bring her back has nothing to do with what she wants. After all Subaru's been fighting against them and foiling their plans and she hasn't told him to stop that shit.

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

The books are the real problem, who the fuck made them?

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

Witch King is the good end

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Not the Jackie Chan ending

Carson Walker
Carson Walker

What if he had some ladders lying around when fighting Elsa?

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

Only acceptable end is Subaru going home.

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

Anybody have that manga image of subaru getting his throat slit by best meido?

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

Probably wouldn't win. He's pre-stuntman Jackie Chan that gets his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. Not post Jackie Chan who is a ladder and table master while carrying a baby.

Hudson Collins
Hudson Collins

Does he become stuntman Jackie Chan at any point?

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

Actually yes.

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

I like the ending where Subaru wakes up at his computer desk and looks up at the cast waving back at him through the computer screen

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

I like blue just as I like vegetables.

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

mana transfer ritual

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

Ram falls completely for clown, the same dude that painfully broke her horn off, made her service him at night and viewed her precious sister as expendable trash, after any and all memories of Rem that exist in the world are deleted except for Subaru's, would willingly and enthusiastically do all kinds of pervy things for him

Jesus...this is some metaphysical kind of NTR.

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

I don't know why I like the series so much, I'm usually not into this much suffering but I guess it's the extremely small chance at a happy ending that I'm hoping for

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

Fuck your Dallas ending.

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

Subaru goes home
Years of trauma after experiencing his own death and the death of his friends over and over again
No one will believe him, can't get counselling for his PTSD
Series ends with him killing himself

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

anons were right when they said the author was a sadist. Holy shit.

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

ntr

For Rem maybe. And people want her to wake up and find out what happened to Ram, as if only Subaru suffering isn't enough.

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

I'm surprised

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

Series ends with him killing himself
and then he respawns standing in front of an appa stand

Ryan Carter
Ryan Carter

not Satella saying "welcome home darling" and asking what he wants first in some horrific eldritch witch language after he wakes up in some spooky hellscape

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

We inception now?

Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

Every goddamn time someone posts that pic I lose my shit.
Ja....Ja...
It's as if a Mexican is having his last laugh bleeding out.

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

JewPress licensed it
No more WN translations
Life just gives me one blow after another.

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

Because its in Spanish. We don't have the English scans yet.

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

Learn nipponfu.

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

HAPPY ENDING FOR SUBARU WHEN?

I swear, watch Satella be alter-Emilia.

It kinda works, like, out of all the timelines, it's guaranteed that in one (well, more) Subaru would wind up passing all these trials without dying a single time, doing everything he could for Emilia, only to die protecting her at the very end.

Then Emilia would willingly become a witch (Satella) to find a way to save him, and travelled/cast magic back in time/into another timeline. And so, she follows Subaru from world to world, trying to guide him down that nigh impossible, long and winding road yet again, killing him if he goes off the beaten course.

It's far easier for her to take a random timeline with Subaru alive and have a destination/route in mind, and make him handle it, rather than wandering the infinite possibile worlds, with no guarantees.

Ostensibly, her motive is love. She wants him to go through everything, otherwise, not only will he probably not believe her, but he won't love her the way he did in the first timeline.

Besides, I can't imagine Satella's motives are anything but love. It seems like a super roundabout way of doing things and manipulating someone when you're an all-powerful witch.

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

re:zero in spanish
fire punch in russian
nothing in english
What the fuck is going on with translation scene.

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

Jesus christ, the happiest ending we can hope for is for Subaru and co. to be killed mercifully.

Fucking torture porn.

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

ez

the only way for them to truly find happiness is to make sure Satella never summons Subaru into Emilia's world

so the only way to achieve the real ending is by killing themselves

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

WHEN WILL THE NIGHTMARE END?

AT LEAST HAVE SOME HAPPY CLAPPY PARTS INSTEAD OF JUST PURE, COLD ETERNAL TORTURE!

HE EVEN GOT A WAIFU ONLY FOR HER TO BE DELETED FROM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, AND NOW ONLY EXISTS AS A TWISTED, BROKEN SOUL IN FUCKING GLUTTONY. JESUS CHRIST!

SOMEONE GIVE SUBARU A GODDAMN HUG. STOP DYING PLEASE.

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

You know who to blame.

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

Its a mess, same with the licencing. Every arc is a different manga which is drawn by a different artist which is published by a different company. Alot of people want a slice of this pie for some reason.

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

This isn't Demonbane, is it? That bad ending was terrifying.

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

Add jewpress licensing this shit, killing the TL.

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

Best way to end it. Holy shit, I think the only thing to do there is to lose your mind.

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

Already learning. But I also know that it's going to take a few more years and it should be done by then :(

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

The english TL group said they won't translate the third manga until the second manga is finished so we'll likely won't see english translations for the third manga until mid 2017.

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

is the arc6 already spoiled here?

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

If magical beasts are drawn to the Witch's scent, why didn't the Bishop of Sloth get attacked? Weren't they in the same general area?

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

Referring to Moby Dick here.

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

Read arc 6, won't spoil it. But I assure you this is where Witch King Subaru came from.

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

new arc 2 chapter when?

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

this is where Witch King Subaru came from
Having read arc 6, what the fuck are you on about?

It's just the usual suffering trip and solving puzzles in a tower they're trapped in.
Which happens to be Subaru's specialty because they're all Earth astronomy related.

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

oh god

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

read the spoilers
nothing to look forwards to in this arc besides repetitive character development

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

Wait, wasn't arc 6 also where he starts to scare people with his face?

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

No? Subaru is considered to have a rough expression at even normal times, but his face is never scary. In any arc, not just 6.

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

No, I've definitely read a chapter where he starts to scare the people around him when he gets serious or in a fight.

Andrew Bailey
Andrew Bailey

Why wouldn't Satella just fucking tell him to release her from prison and keep Emilia a hostage?

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

This is the stupidest fucking thing I ever read. Jesus christ, I here I thought the story would be better more interesting but instead this is what we got.

Story went from potentially interesting to an utter joke because of this.

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

Well, its hard trying to summarize entire arcs of a webnovel into a paragraph. So having all of that without context sounds stupid.

Aaron Sanders
Aaron Sanders

user, it is not exactly what you think. There are quite a few inconsistencies.

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

Since people are spoiling shit left and right in this thread I'll just go put the paste-bin that summarizes each arc:

http://pastebin.com/GbgUPSKZ

Remember kids, ITS A SUMMARY. A very short one to boot.

Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

You mean one of the bad end chapters where he goes insane?
Subaru rarely fights to start with. Arc 5 is fighting literally only insane people who don't give a fuck about scary, and 6 has been fighting monsters and nothing else.

He gets on edge for a while after Rem goes in a coma, but he gets better and it has nothing to do with being serious or fighting. That's probably the only time Subaru has been 'scary' and it's certainly not because of his fighting potential.

Otherwise he's a complete joke in arcs 1 and 2, arc 3 he doesn't even do any fighting himself, and in arc 4 he once again barely does any fighting himself and none of came off as scary to his opponents.
So what the hell are you on about?

David Kelly
David Kelly

This is a summary?

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

Because Subaru isn't powerful enough to do so yet, and nor is that her complete motive.

She loves Subaru. She's fucked up, but she still loves him. She probably wants to gently mold him into her perfect husbando. Then again, at least part of what she's probably in love with is his perserverance despite futility.

Nothing he does matters. Each time he dies, he gets closer to being shunned, perhaps even outright killed if he gets stanky enough even normal humans can smell him. Even his closest friends will turn their heads in disgust at a point.

He's utterly under the thrall of basically magic Hitler, and can't tell anyone. There's nothing he can do, other than serve Satella or give up and lose his mind. Even still, he tries his best to work around all the arbitrary conditions to find a way out, but in his heart, he truly knows that there is no escape from his own living hell. That perserverance is probably what is so compelling for Satella, and trying to break him is her way of confirming her love. She probably wants him to join her of his own volition, in the end, with the souls of all his loved ones in exchange.

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

It's a really long LN.

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

At the very least, he can save Rem now.

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

The entire series so far has a total of 417 chapters so yes. It is a summary.

Jackson James
Jackson James

Not him but Witch King Subaru came from a completely separate thing. Not arc 6.

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

I wonder how short this series would be if it was cut to Subaru's final attempts with all the retries edited out.

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

The witch we met before just finds his suffering to be enjoyable and so she follows him around, kills him and then resets everything. That is the story. That is why he keeps dying and coming back. The entire plot is because some sick bitch likes fuck with some guy. Konosuba is better than this shit

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

barely does any fighting

In arc 3 and 4 the party wouldn't have won if Subaru didn't do what he did. Especially arc 3, where it would have been a constant stalemate.

but he gets better

No he doesn't, what he is doing is insane, while there are incentives, carrying your comatose girlfriend around with you everywhere is not him getting "better".

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

Or, she is using him as a device to set her free, to turn him into the perfect husbando or to have him carry on the torch.

While these are fan theories, they're on the same magnitude as your own assumption.

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

Like 90% of what you just said is bullshit.

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

Give me what I said over what you just typed any day of the week.

Enlighten me then.

Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

speaking of the curse causes him EXTREME pain like his existence is being choked while time slows to a standstill
the one time he musters through it to tell Emilia, Satella just slaughters her with spooky curse powers in front of him

It's beautiful

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

I really need to learn moonrunes

How long did it take you lads to get to a level where you can comfortably read the LN?

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

You basically just said "I disapprove of your opinion so I'll ignore it"

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

Extremely relevant.
https://youtu.be/PdMvnD2xvxQ?t=1m3s

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

About four months, for just reading moon that is.

James Parker
James Parker

This

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

Like, simple moon or?

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

All right then,
The witch we met before
The first time we met her was Arc 4, which you wouldn't know unless you read the WN, because the anime, manga, and LN aren't there yet. I don't know how the fuck you came to the retarded conclusion that we had met her before.

she follows him around, kills him and then resets everything
You're straight up retarded. That never happens.

That is why he keeps dying and coming back. The entire plot is because some sick bitch likes fuck with some guy.
Refer to the above, she's not doing anything of the sort. Rosewaal is the one indirectly responsible for causing almost all of his deaths.

Literally the only thing you got right was that she's the cause for him reviving. I don't understand how you manage to get that much wrong.

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

Can I get in each one for a test drive before making that decision?

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

Am I the only one who truly ships Subaru x Satella more than other shitty harem heroines?

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Advanced reading. I'd probably be able to read The Myth Of Sisyphus in moon.

Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

>Preceeding attack immunity: The second attack and all following attacks misses him

I assume this means that if you use an attack, the first of said attack is effective while any use of the same attack after is ineffective, right? Or is Reinhardt so overpowered that no attack can touch him?

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

No, Subaru belongs to Rem and Rem only.

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

you use an attack, the first of said attack is effective while any use of the same attack after is ineffective

This.

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

You're correct in that the first attack is effective while every use of the attack afterwards is ineffective. The problem is, he has another Divine Blessing that makes it so that the first attack of a certain type is ineffective. And they stack.

With _Rem_ gone Satella is the next best choice.

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

He's broken. Here are his powers in Medaka Box style. It also says, TBL.

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Reinhardt? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Arc One "scare off the villain" Reinhardt. I'm not talking about Saint of Swords Reinhardt either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Rain's/Sun's/Night's/Morning's Blessings Reinhardt with Swiftness and Initiative Blessings. I’m also not talking about Magic resistance, Fire avoidance, Wind absorption, Earth resistance, Water reflection, Darkness immunity, Light sharing Reinhardt and his Power Bleeding and Ride Mastery. I'm definitely NOT Talking about Clothes Designing, Master Teacher with Training Mastery, Item Mastery, Unarmed Mastery, War's Blessing, and Poison/Illness immunity. I'm talking about First Attack Immunity and Preceeding Attack Immunity "Can't be fucking touched by any attacks" and Arrow Avoidance/Guarantee "If two Reinhardts fought and one shot a projectile then infinite energy would be created" complete with Sodium knowledge (He will NEVER get salt and sugar mixed up) and Taste king to compliment his Blessing of Frying, Steaming, Boiling "I came here to fuck your bitch" Reinhardt, featuring Phoenix Mode on the off-chance he decides he is too overpowered for this world and kills himself, considering it is impossible for anything else in this world or any other to.

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

Not quite, he's immune to both first, second and all attacks after that.

He's overpowered as fuck

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

Blame the spoiler than, I took the key info from it and posted here.

How does Rosewaal cause him problems in the future?

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

complete with Sodium knowledge (He will NEVER get salt and sugar mixed up)
Honestly this is the best power

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

I am guessing that the mc might learn sword fighting from him?

Brody Thomas
Brody Thomas


Arc 1: He was the one who hired Elsa to steal Emilia's Insignia.
Arc 2: The shaman cursing Subaru to death was hired to do so by him as well. He's also indirectly responsible for Rem killing Subaru. The reason Rem goes apeshit whenever she smells the "Witch's Scent" is because Rosewaal massacred her village and left the the scent of a Witch there.
Arc 3: He purposely lets the Witch's Cult sneak into his territory and do whatever they like, which in most timeloops results in them massacring everyone including Subaru.

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

Why does Subaru let this fucker live? Is he THAT useful?

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

Reinhardt is too busy taking care of his lover Felt. So Subaru instead gets trained by Willhelm, who is Reinhardt's grandfather.

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

Nope, he gets trained by this sexy sword demon butler.

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

Subaru can't compete with the BCC.

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

Because he's a sneaky, cunning, and manipulative little shit. Nobody has a clue.

David Williams
David Williams

He gets a good butt whooping if that gives you some sense of satisfaction.

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

So is this fit to be a Re:Zero theme judging by the spoilers?

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

His character development is what is going to make him a hardass later on.

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

Forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22YQZgjNh8Q

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

SEXY INDEED. What makes him drop so many panties at once?

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

Not really, I was thinking of this series more like this music-wise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

Ryan Morgan
Ryan Morgan

By being the most based MC who worked his ass of to get what he wanted.

David Anderson
David Anderson

So where are the arcs that are in Spanish? Mexiweeb here so if you don't mind second hand translations I could take a shot at it.

Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

Being pretty sexy is also a plus. 11/10 would bang.

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

This arc is where he drops his mask. Showing the audience his crippling depression and what he really thinks of himself. It will be glorious.

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

Mind giving me a summary of his side story?

Looks fun.

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

This is surprisingly accurate.

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

>I like it when Subaru pats my head. When your hand brushes through my hair, I feel like we’re connected.
I like Subaru’s voice. My heart feels warmer every time I hear you speak.
I like Subaru’s eyes. I like how even though they’re usually sharp, when you’re gentle to someone, your eyes will be the same.
I like Subaru’s fingers. Even though you’re a boy you have such pretty fingers. But whenever you grip them it lets others know that they’re undeniably a boy’s, those thin, strong fingers.
I like Subaru’s way of walking. I like how whenever we walk together, you always tilt your head back to make sure that I’m following you.
I like Subaru’s sleeping face. It’s defenseless like a baby’s, and the eyelashes a little long. When I touch your cheeks it becomes an expression of relief, and whenever I playfully touch your lips you never notice…my chest hurts when I see it, but I still like it.
Subaru says he hates himself. Looking at it this way, then Subaru has many good qualities. Rem wants Subaru to be aware that she knows these points.

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

Holy shit, this is spot on. WN wise this is spot on.

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

And then in Arc 3 he's back to his goofy self until he gets his ass handed to him yet again.

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

Posting copy/paste from previous thread
I've been thinking about origins of Satella/Witch of Envy.
For me, biggest possibility is that Satella=Emilia
Satella gifted time return power to Subaru, which means she can manipulate time herself.
That means after enormous fuckup by Subaru, Emilia-tan possibly learns time magic, and goes back to past to fix stuff.Most probably got mindbroken in the process. We know that witch was girl named Satella and got implanted by witch aspect even though she's not compatible.
But what if that girl was Emilia, who introduced herself as Satella, like she did with Subaru first time she met him.
And what if no one forced her to do assimilating witch aspect. What if she wanted to save one person who's precious to her, with enormous witch powerup,even if that means she will suffer for all eternity.

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

God, Rem is such a sweetheart. I'll add to this:

R: Rem believes. No matter how hard things get, even if it seems Subaru will lose, even if the world won’t believe in Subaru, even if Subaru doesn’t believe in himself ––– Rem will always believe…
That the Subaru who saved Rem is a true hero.

S: No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t save anyone.

R: You have Rem. You saved Rem, and now she’s here.

S: I, who haven’t accomplished anything and possesses nothing – no one would ever properly listen to me.

R: You have Rem. As long as it’s Subaru’s words, I will listen to them no mater what they are. I want to listen.

S: No one expects anything from me. No one believes me either. I…I hate myself the most.

R: Then Rem loves Subaru.

S: Even though I’m like this, it’s okay…?

R: I’m fine if it’s Subaru.

R: I won’t accept it if it’s anyone else.

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

I felt angry when he rejected her, but now, currently where he is at the moment, he won't ever leave her alone again.

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

I shouldn't have read that.

I SHOULD HAVE NOT READ THAT

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

Pretty sure it has something to do with the previous sword saint, Wilhelm's wife and Reinhardt's grandmother. They were once rivals eventually falling in love.

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

Don't believe her lies. She has already shown her true colors.

Landon Turner
Landon Turner

YOU WONT SPOIL ME THIS TIME

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

fuuuuuuuck

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

Wow, so hopeful. So happy. So loving.

Aiden Adams
Aiden Adams

Fuck this series I had enough

James Torres
James Torres

Never. Again. Ever.

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

Me too man

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

this is only going the make the inevitable suffering even worse dammit

John Cooper
John Cooper

MY FUCKING KOKORO

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

>>141342252
AAAAAAAAAAA STOP THIS

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

blue oni is for molesting
red oni is for rape

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

Dai...S-Su...Ki...

Fuck, I forgot to spoiler

Daniel White
Daniel White

You should have kept this deleted you asshole.

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

Batoto

Levi Bennett
Levi Bennett

DELETE THIS

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

STOP

STOOOOOOOOOP

William Rogers
William Rogers

So, anons, have a seat, how do you describe this SUFFERING?

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

Is it fine to call her best girl of spring 2016?

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

pretty fucking gay

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

Come the fuck ON

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

http://www.strawpoll.me/10162033/r

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

Nah, she'll be the best girl of Summer.

Or Fall. Whenever the 2nd cour airs.

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

Emilia at the top.
Not Rem.
I turn my head away at this piece of shit of a poll.

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

Subaru is going die twice on next ep right?

Eli Long
Eli Long

Or when you see this?

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

Ok. That's it. I'm out. Fuck this bullshit.

I mean come THE FUCK ON
JUST WHY?
FUCK THIS SERIES
FUCK THIS AUTHOR
HE'S A FUCKING SADIST
DROPPED

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

Whichever comes first.

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

I'd rather they not rush his suffering. I can only take so many of these Saturday Night Fever poses.

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

We mindbroke another user again.

William Morales
William Morales

This author man...

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

Just why? For what purpose?

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

I think it will be once, then sperging throughout the episode.

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

Jesus Christ these are some low blows.

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

So I take it Subaru doesn't win both twins in the end?

Colton Long
Colton Long

I've never been punched in the gut this many times before

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

He doesn't win either

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

No wonder he snaps and re-rolls upon discovery.

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

that ain't right

John Reyes
John Reyes

Epic meme reactions guys

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

Wait, what happened? I thought we've already agreed that we'll hate Re:Zero for having an idiotic and unable-to-self-insert protagonist like Subaru?

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

Oh yeah, just a little I love you before multiplexing me into the agonizing and unrelenting abyss. Sure, why the fuck not?

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

As I person I would not be able to take this kind of pain.

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

Oh well back to collecting pictures on pixiv.

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

Mind breaking anons part 2.

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

I was wrong

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

I've had enough. I'm dropping.

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

About hating the BEST girl?

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

See you next week.

Ethan Powell
Ethan Powell

How many times has it been now? Like, 5 times already?

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

8 anons mindbroken, 23 have dropped the series.

John Fisher
John Fisher

But we kept some real loyal ones in the process, however, they'll be back. No one can stop Subaru's wild ride.

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

Honestly if people are weak to these spoilers they have another thing coming when everything else hits. We haven't even spoiled the other three arcs yet.

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

Does anyone know where I can go to read the WN?

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

Ahh, casualties of war. I can't wait for them to see all the context surrounding these.

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

http://ncode.syosetu.com/n2267be/

Have fun reading moon.

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

You heard that bigin. Can you blame her?

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

Thanks /a/non, but are there no English translation yet though?

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

Killing the MC disqualifies a candidate from being best girl. Sorry but your homicidal bipolar demon girl can't be best girl.

Best girl is Betty.

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

Nope, there was one translated up until the beginning of arc 5 but it disappeared for god knows what reason. As well as many other sites that had the first arc translated disappeared as well. So you're outta luck for the English version of the WN.

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

If only Subaru actually learned from Reinhardt, he would be a master swordsman since Reinhart has that bullshit blessing about Training mastery which brings out maxed potential for his pupil.

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

Carnage.

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbw1pGUhG7Q
The Price of a Mile

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

that image quality

apply yourself.

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

it literally can't be anything else.

if it will feel anyone better, anyone who went and played (or at least watched) impossible mario hacks and abuse save states can relate to what Subaru is experiencing. we went extreme hysteria before finally able to apply more tricks to the emulator.

that said, it is hard to blame Subaru for what he's doing.

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

Congratulations! Beato was the correct choice! Show the man what he's won!

The next checkpoint!

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

Only except he does not have much potential.

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

If he ever attempts to and successfully kills Subaru then that would always count as losing, because it appears the entire world resets when he dies and Subaru continues to live and work to bypass his horrifyingly fatal life problems. Death loops suck but your enemies will never win

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

What happened to this thread? This place looks like the fallout of a nuclear blast.

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

I just chopped it from the webm, fuck off, dude.

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

We broke a few more anons.

John Smith
John Smith

What happened to this thread?
user endures.

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

You hit it right on the nail on these two.

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

webm

It wasn't even a webm, it was a gif. Go chop off your nuts.

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

You're good.

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

We need some kinda tally chart for this kind of stuff.

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

Reinhart is one of the strongest characters in this world.
that list of blessings
why is Reinhard so fucking cool dammit

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

Because he's bound to fight Subaru one day.

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

He is forever OP and hax to the max. Puck can freeze the whole world but thinks he can't beat RH.

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

I enjoy how quiet it became after the dust settled. How many left the thread?

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

Funny thing is, I haven't read the spoilers. Not because I mind the suffering, I'm intrigued by it. But I want things to be a bit of a surprise. At least in the small way it usually is with WN/LN adapted stuff.

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

This post is correct in some parts but wrong in others. But since the anime will cover this part in a few weeks I wont bother correcting it from my mobile

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

Red because I'm a wizard clown landlord.

Camden Long
Camden Long

Better be red then dead.

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

Does this actually describe this series accurately?

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

Yes.

James Richardson
James Richardson

More or less.

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

general
because of a magic barrier generated by magic rocks. In one of the loops Subaru did kill the bishop by removing a rock and luring the beasts and using them to kill the Bishop.

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

Different user here who read LN version. It's not so much as in scaring his opponents, but him having "evil looking" eyes was mentioned several time.

Isaiah Long
Isaiah Long

A surprise you will get friend. I can assure you on that.

Justin Long
Justin Long

spoil the rest of the arcs please, so far nothing's really made me want to drop the series or bawl my eyes out/get depressed/whatever people do when they read something they can't take

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

Komm Susser Tod
Mad World

Sounds about right

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

I'll do it after the next episode airs, it will be a more fitting time then. That or when the season ends.

Dylan James
Dylan James

Probably won't spoil until later but I can't say the same for the other anons

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

After reading the spoilers I can't wait to see/read what's going to happen.

John Garcia
John Garcia

German Yes... Yes...?

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

Spanish and Korean, dunno about German.

Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

It hit's its mark

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

Know name of the site? Maybe web archive has it?

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

As some anons have said this is mostly bullshit or highly inaccurate

Except he's not insane. He's moving her around him because she isn't dead (more like being suspended animation) and her state can be reversed. It hasn't affected him any negative way. Some of people are exaggerating waay too much.

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

Nope. I had them on my bookmarks but they're just dead links now. No trace of it. I've even checked web archive for it too.

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

Fuck, now i'm disappointing.
Off to pet my cat for hour or two to calm down.

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Just suffering on multiple fronts it seems.

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

I'm sorry. But he's carrying the body of his coma induced girlfriend to his destinations. Don't you think it would take a man with a few screws loose to do that? Sure it hasn't affected him in a negative way, but can you really say that for sure?

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

animefag here, do they go into detail on how he's carrying her? Like, how do they hide her body?

Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

that moment when Re:Zero actually has better animation than the big blockbuster Habanero
Shadingfags BTFO.

James Gomez
James Gomez

Re;zero isn't as spicy though.

It has maybe 2000 scovilles at most.

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

It's because he has purpose behind it and wants her cured asap. It's not like he can leave her with anyone or anywhere else since nobody will look after her because she doesn't exist.

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

Re:Zero is just absolutely bitter.

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

I really like Re:Zero but Satoshi Sakai really knocked it out of the park in the last episode of Habanero.

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

True, that's what I mean by incentives, but he's still lugging a body around mang.

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

This.

Ethan Powell
Ethan Powell

How does he carry the body? How did people react to him doing so? Does he hide it? Spoil me please.

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

she don't exist my man

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

I don't understand people here who complain why Subaru still smiles even with all the shit happening to him.

It's obvious even it still isn't explained for now. It is the only way for him to stay sane.

You people get so mad about edgy characters. But when one isn't, you are still mad. Goddamn.

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

it's because we haven't gotten to the part where he breaks down yet

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

They have a problem with his attitude. Did people have problem with Hououin Kyouma as well?

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

Did people have problem with Hououin Kyouma as well?
No, because his attitude was very out there still if you get what I mean.

Subaru is normal compared to him, to the point that people "relate" more. Must be the reason why most viewers get mad at his attitude.

Luis Clark
Luis Clark

Yeah, but what can you do?

It actually kind of reminds how Satoru's mom from Erased to care her comatose son for 15 years until he woke. That's some dedication man.

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

I'm sorry I don't get what you mean.

Sebastian Young
Sebastian Young

Yeap, never say that Subaru isn't a dedicated lover. Even if he is still chasing after that vixen.

Jordan Thompson
Jordan Thompson

Did people have problem with Hououin Kyouma as well?

At the beginning, yeah. But what was hilarious is all his stupid chuuni antics set the stage for him being serious later.

You don't understand! The timeline! We have too...
Alright alright mister mad scientist. Let's go get your stupid old fucking computer.

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

God, this looks like Naoru 2013 all over again.

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

No, I don't really get it as a non-native but my guess is that people just don't understand that Subaru is actually keeping the act up even now, the very act that he started back when he believed that he became part of a cute and fun fantasy world in which he has magic powers and kicked ass and shit, in order to cope with the pain and mental strain of being put through this shit for a completely unknown reason and to not lose himself into this maddening experience. I'm pretty sure I would have been quite PTSD'd by the latest death myself.

James Cruz
James Cruz

I hope the sidestory gets an OVA or something.

David Bennett
David Bennett

a vegetable or a conscious person
gee I wonder

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

Both, there is not point in twins if there isn't for a threesome.

By separate they are lower tier than background characters.

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

At the beginning, yeah. But what was hilarious is all his stupid chuuni antics set the stage for him being serious later.

That's... EXACTLY the same as Subaru.

Robert Howard
Robert Howard

so he's a ripoff of another anime character on top of being named after a shitty automobile manufacturing company? great

Cameron White
Cameron White

Come on now, with all the spoilers in the thread we both know that isn't completely true.

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

you're right subaru isn't a real automobile manufacturing company I made it up

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

Ouch.

Well, at least we got rid of our reputation of being a haremshit SAO clone a least, I'm happy with that I guess.

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

The point of Kyouma doing all that stupid shit in the beginning was so when he said all the absurd but true things later, people would just humor him thinking it was another one of his dramatic fantasies. So for them it was just another Tuesday. Pretty great really, when the man pretending to wear a tinfoil hat learns conspiracies are true.

Subaru different in the fact that he's more just trying to keep spirits up.

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

Jesus Christ you're retarded. Subaru means Pleiades.
It's a name of a constellation, there are many characters in this series named after astrology you dumb uneducated fuck.

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

kill yourself nigger

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

Just to add on, the Subaru car stuff is also named after the constellation and that's what the logo is.

Dylan James
Dylan James

おい、外人さんよ!スバルにそんな意味などねーぞ!w

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

I want Beatrice to drain my mana. Fate-style.

William Wilson
William Wilson

プレアデス星団の漢名。和名はひらがなで、すばると表記する。別名、六連星(むつらぼし)。

つーか作中でもしっかり説明してるだろ文盲
日本語も読めねーのなら日本人のフリすんなや

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

It's an actual plot point.

All the Witch Cult bishops are named after astrological names.
Betelgeuse, Regulus, Baten Kaitos, Alphard, Arneb, Capella, and Sirius.

Subaru notices the pattern and starts to suspect he has some kind of connection to the evil cult.
When Subaru first met Betelgeuse, he even mistook him for Bishop of Pride.

Another freaky thing. Al, the only other Japanese guy stuck in the fantasy world, goes by a nickname.
His full name in that world is Aldebaran, another star name.

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

My whole morning is completely shattered. Fuck man......just fuck. I may have to take a break for a little while.

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

So is ch.15 the latest chapter? How often are new ones released?

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

How long till he entirely erases himself?

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

Well it's not that Subaru is dumb, he is and isn't in a lot of ways, but he's a lvl 1 nub almost permanently.

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

ちょっとまった、大馬鹿の外人さんよ!ちゃんと読むが良い:
昴星=プレアデス星団
彼の名=スバル
お前さんの引用ってはっきり書いてあんだろうが:
和名はひらがなで、すばると表記する。
和名はひらがなで
ひらがなで
やー、LNってどうやって主人公の名を書くんだろうな~?あー、そうだな:「スバル」だぜ。
日本語の勉強はまだまだだな・・・がんばんなさいな!w

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

Question, why doesn't Subaru just commit suicide during this traumatic moment anons are hinitng about and why was the checkpoint moved? Is the video game rules still in effect or something?

Liam Young
Liam Young

He's carrying her around, but to everyone else he's just walking around with bad posture.

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

He does, and the checkpoint moves whenever Satella decides to move it, which is usually after he's overcome some type of trial and reached a safe place.

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

Does he breed her in her vegetable state like a real man?

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

Does he tell Emilia or anyone else that she's been blurted out of existence?

Or does he die the moment he tries to explain it? Or they do the 'eh, nandate?' thing and wonder what the fuck he's saying?

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

アホか手前
ちゃんと原作読めやカスが
作中でスバル自身が言ってるだろ

あと主人公の名前は「菜月昴」だ
「スバル」はただ単に異世界でのカタカナ読み

日本語読めてねえのは手前だカス
日本人のフリすんなこのゴミクズが

Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morgan

how about you fucking read the novel you piece of shit weeb.

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

Now that was anime-only fags that got tricked into thinking it would be typical show / typical bad end type of show.
WN & LN fags have been blindsiding using real spoilers as fake shit so we maintain your comfy level of suffering.

Only a small type of readers enjoyed it and shared comfy threads, we just want to let everyone experience the joy of despair for curious cats.

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

Ya I read the spoilers an anons posted and there is a lot of death and suffering.

Christian Hall
Christian Hall

Aside from the Bishop and Subaru (and maybe Satella), to the rest of the world she simply never existed in the first place. He's literally telling them about his imaginary friend.

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

kill yourself nigger

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

gets called out on ignorance
retorts with nigger
pretends to be jap

How fucking pathetic can you get.

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

samefag

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

どう見えてもそれやお前さん自信の思い込みだけだ、大馬鹿の外人さんよ。原作ってぜんぜんそう言う書いた事ねーし、いつも「スバル」でな。 日本語の勉強がんばんなさいな!w

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

New break time episode. BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH BATH QUEERCLOWNDICK

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

突如、コンビニ帰りに異世界へ召喚されたひきこもり学生の菜月昴。

Literally the first fucking sentence in the web novel you stupid fuck.

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

making shit up

Eli James
Eli James

i remember when Konosuba had 700+ replies

nothing re:zero could ever beat

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

なんでこいつ顔真っ赤にして日本人ぶってんだ?きもいんだけど

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

user, he's trolling.
It's pretty obvious by how he words his shit like an obnoxious faggot anyway.

Why can't we just call each other massive faggot niggers in English peacefully, like normal?

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

we'll beat it with the argument of 2 wannabe jap weebs

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

馬鹿だな手前

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

第五章より

 シャウラは、スバルの知る現代知識の中で、蠍座の二等星を示す名前だ。
 プレアデス監視塔のプレアデスなどはもっと露骨で、それはプレアデス星団という星々の集まりの名前であり――その和名を、『昴』という。

わざとアホ演じてるのか、真性のキチガイかどっちなん?

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

http://ncode.syosetu.com/n2267be/

It's the FIRST FUCKING LINE. OF THE FUCKING NOVEL.
Jesus Christ this guy must be a shit troll, no one could be this fucking retarded.

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

それはお前さん自信書いたのだけ

William Green
William Green

posts a fanfic link
calls it official

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

What's going on? What's with the nipponfu?

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

2 fake nips are sperging out over the fine print

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

わざとアホ演じてるのか、真性のキチガイかどっちなん?

多分この日本語が答えになるかと

それはお前さん自信書いたのだけ

あうあうあー^q^

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

Your Japanese is shit. Stop pretending to be one you massive faggot.

No I didn't make this shit up, it's right. FUCKING. HERE.
第五章79 『賢者の監視塔』
http://ncode.syosetu.com/n2267be/398/

Search and paste the above you miserable piece of shit.

いい加減に死ねよクソガキ

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

事実出しな

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

One user is clearly trolling with what he's saying and it's obvious by how he words his sentences, two other faggots keep arguing with him for god knows why.
Might even be samefagging.

It's literally just one saying "Subaru" has nothing to do with the Pleiades constellation and the other saying it does.
For the record, the word's plot is heavily centered around Constellations and Subaru is named after the constellation, which is why he got into astronomy in the first place.

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

keeps crying that fanfic is official text

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

He is, I'm not.

He's claiming (in horrible Japanese) that Subaru doesn't mean Pleiades, and that I'm making shit up, when I'm posting the actual NOVEL page, quoting exact. Fucking. Lines.

Some shitty weeb troll I assume.

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

事実出しな

You better stop speaking Japanese and write down your god damn troll in English because, er, in that way you would look a bit less retarded, even though you ARE retarded

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

君の間違いだな

馬鹿なのはお前

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

日本人のフリすんな
ああ、韓国人でしたか? てめえらの十八番だよなクソチョン

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

I'm just wondering how long they're gonna keep playing into his hand until they give up. If a troll puts this much effort into it, he's not going to stop.

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

Why can't Subs be more serious. He experienced death numerous times and suffered, learn to stop being a happy go lucky skipping faggot and show be stoic.

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

"no u" the post
Dude, I am not above guy and my Japanese level is very bad but even I could see that you had shit grammar and were using wrong words/weird expressions. Stop it.

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

日本人のフリすんな、この韓国人のゲス!

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

お前も相当クズだって自覚はあるよな?そんなガキみてぇなレイシズムは2chか/pol/でやってろ
ってか日本語おかしすぎてフリにすらなってないし

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

I don't see anything wrong with his Tokyo dialect...

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

what happened to this thread?

Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

Tokyo dialect
...

Not even thinly-veiled samefagging detected

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

So...

There is: the LN, one manga the have 10 chaps, one manga that have 15 chaps, and other manga that have 6 chaps, and the anime.

wtf is this manga shitfest.? is the one whit the 6 chaps a continuation or just a side history?

David Flores
David Flores

/jp/ the thread

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

It's pretty clear that the troll is the moron here He got called out on complete ignorance, and now trying to shit up the thread with shitty nipnese.

I guess because he just can't take the idea that he's stupid and somehow "pretending to be an idiot" is going to soothe his pain.

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

That's not me, but I know you're the guy arguing with him, samefag. Check the IPs. That was my first post here. You're just as bad as he is with your paranoia.

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

makes up shit
cites fanfic
thinks he called someone out

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

Stop stupid argument and decide which one you want to cum inside

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

blue on a daily basis
red when i feel like pitying myself

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

fuck a sentient individual or a vegetable
yeah... I pick the vegetable

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

Neither. They are both underaged and I need a woman. That is the true answer of an alpha.

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

It's not an argument when one side is providing facts, backed by links to definitions and even the novel content, while the other is just a troll pretending to be an idiot and cashing in on the fact that majority of the people here have no means to verify the facts.
That's not an argument, that's just a troll and those who are trolled.

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

They are both old enough to reproduce, you genetic dead-end.

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

God I wish there was a douj/manga of them getting the brutal dicking that blue deserves

David Perry
David Perry

This is my fetish. We are now brothers.

Xavier Gomez
Xavier Gomez

making up shit

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

fanfic
That really is the author's web page. Are you feigning ignorance?

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

>>141348210
必死に草生やしてるガキに言われてもな

あと、俺がと同じ奴に見えるとか脳みそ湧いてんのか

Tyler Perez
Tyler Perez

making shit up

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

ignore the retarded troll

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

Even the English-only can simply go to the page and verify the facts by hitting ctrl+F.
And you claiming that the Narou webnovel is "fanfic" is easily provable to be false by anyone here, so why in the fuck are you putting so much effort into futile deceptions?

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

Old enough to produce doesn't mean I should bang them you sick fuck. Go backflip into a pack of hyenas.

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

Can we report this spamming or some shit?

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

trying this hard to deceive people

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

日本人のふりをするのが韓国人の十八番なのは事実だけどな
つーか韓国人自らそう主張してんだぜ、自国のTV番組でw

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

I'm just reporting all the nip posts and all the English argumentative ones. Hopefully they all get banned.

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

making shit up

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

What for? It's almost bl.

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

post actual novel context
ban him because he relied to a troll

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

making shit up

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

ya same here
can't stand newfags who feed trolls

Alexander Hill
Alexander Hill

The dubs check out. So who's your favorite heroine?

Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

Who is this other guy?

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

それが事実だとしてもいきなり人に向かって死ねとか論外だろうが
頭大丈夫かくそガキ。学校で何学んでんだ

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

puck for sure
nobody else even comes close

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

正誤の判断ができない海外のスレに出しゃばって嘘垂れ流して愉悦に浸るようなクズは
割とマジで死んでもいいと思う

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

i had this problem too. so i read the spoilers. i regret it.

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

Gotta love a show that has a little something for everyone I guess...

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

さっきから暴れてると俺は別人だって言ってんだろうが。日本語読めないのか

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

What's their names I need it for panda research

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

nigger

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

I never said you, famalam.
Just saying, some dick who gets a kick out of trolling a foreign board by abusing their ignorance of a language, does not win my sympathy if he dies or kills himself.
They earn a kys.

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

All these nip posters are the same person anyway. No new IPs when they started shitting moon runes all over this previously pure thread.

Samuel Gomez
Samuel Gomez

Is table the best weapon to Subaru?

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

Yeah I wish I were talking to myself, you know, it's way better than talking to a literally mental retards after all

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

There's at least three different people involved.
The troll is distinctly different from the other two in that he writes nothing like a native.

Now the two natives are arguing (in much better Japanese) about inappropriate usage of "go kill yourself" and calling out fake nip as a korean.

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

No, it's his dick if he ever gets to use it...

It's highly unlikely that 400-something posts in two people finally decide they're mortal enemies and must therefore doing their fecal matter at each other in Japanese.

None of them are native. Trust me.

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

*fling

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

good dubs m8

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

It's highly unlikely that 400-something posts

Because it never involved a definition of a Japanese word before that, you autist.
If you don't believe either side, you could actually research Pleiades on the English wiki and find out about the word Subaru there yourself.

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

Why are you trying to bait me into your argument with yourself? I give zero fucks.

Eli James
Eli James

are you dub jesus? you even got dubs when you corrected yourself

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

because it's not trivial, it's like the actual central plot of the fucking novel.
I mean for fucks sake the entire premise of the current arc in the novel is them going to the Pleiades tower, to which Subaru contemplates on it being related to him in some form due to the name.

John Moore
John Moore

tell someone you don't care
they proceed to tell you more
Who exactly is an autist here?

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

If you don't give a shit about the story's plot, what the fuck are you doing here?

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

Posting cute meidos as I've been doing from the start.

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

Excalibait
Plot about Saber being King Arthur is discussed
I don't care! Don't drag me into this bait!

Yeah sounds like autism

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

Nice bait.

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

If posting moefag shit is the only reason you're here, and don't give two shits about plot, then why in the fuck are you getting into the argument?
Keep your mouth shut, you only brought that shit on yourself for talking shit.

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

It's pretty clear you're the one baiting here.

Brandon Price
Brandon Price

swearing like a triggered sailor
edgy melodramatic phrases
Cute.

pic related

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

No substantial argument
bait retort
has no interest in the story but talks shit

Seriously, do you know what "baiting" is?
It's your very action. Posting bait retort doesn't mean you're immune from being the baiter.
You either don't know what a "bait" actually means, or you're just another shitty troll.

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

Baiting by using bait images

That's like on the same level as "I was just pretending to be stupid"

Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

He's the same troll as the fake nip, just using different method to shitpost. Ignore him and let the thread die.

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

falseflagging

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

The autists and the fish poster are all the same person.

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

You shut your fucking mouth when you're talking about me, fucker! You brought this on yourself!

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

You're not fooling anyone fishshit.

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

give it a rest m8 the jig is up

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

Yeah but no.

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

Fuck off! Subaru means Pleiades! I posted actual proof and you got shit! That means I'm right and you're wrong, troll!

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

Fishshit, you're not very good at this are you?

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

Sup, fishshit.

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

here fishy fishy~

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

Fight me, fucker! I will fucking shit fuck your shit! You brought this on yourself!

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