If you could go back to Sup Forums 2003 and post one image from any of your current...

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

If you could go back to Sup Forums 2003 and post one image from any of your current folders write one post back what would it be?

I'd probably post a screenshot of Madoka and spoil the whole series. Also I'll try to warn the past about 9/11 if there's enough room.

All urls found in this thread:
https://youtu.be/5I5dfI4SyLg?t=18s
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/theory
Parker Hall
Parker Hall

This one.

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

moot will sell us and work for google

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

Not anime or manga

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

Looking moot
I shiggy diggy Doo user.

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

"4chan will be filled with normalshit boards"

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

Also I'll try to warn the past about 9/11 if there's enough room.

What?

Carter White
Carter White

Also I'll try to warn the past about 9/11
September 11th, 2001
warn 2003
in November

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

i'd tell them to NEVER stop self moderating and keep /v/ from becoming what it is now

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

Americans are not smart, probably the only country that could build a time machine in the future and it will send idiots so we will never find out if time travel is possible because they will be retarded time travellers.

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

I would briefly explain the plot of the arcs for Super and watch anons get hyped as fuck because whatever they're imagining Super being i.e. Freiza coming back, Goku fighting a god, Black Goku, wouldn't be close to what fanfiction/art of Dragonball was out at that time.

the pic would probably be from one of the new movies to bait them into thinking Super has zero QUALITY

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

Delete all the data, it will fuck us in the future.

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

0% because there is no question.
Am I right?

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

The one where Shii tells people he's a pedo and runs off to japan to be a kindergarten teacher.

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

who is John Titor

The real one, not pic related

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

13 years later and Berserk is still not finished.

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

/l/ won't last long.

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

I would post keit ai in every write a plot thread

Jace Richardson
Jace Richardson

I want to fuck Suzuha

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

Delete Sup Forums while you can. Save yourself.

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

Probably just banepost

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

I'd post a webm file and eradicate gifs early on.

Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

Get off Sup Forums and go to school. If you don't you'll still be here shitposting in 2016 on your same macpro

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

I'd post a single pic of Lucky Star with the text "beware" and also get a GET.

They wouldnt get at first, but down the road it fucked you up, didnt it?

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

Dear past me:
Remember that time when ____ (proving to past me that I'm me).
1) Invest in AAPL, Bitcoin and Google
2) Link to the full text of several extremely famous books that made billions
3) The rest of the post is just made out of lottery numbers
(PS, you will know that this post is real in 2005 when Doctor Who returns.)

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

If you were right then there is a correct answer in the choices and so it wouldn't be 0%.

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

I'd tell everyone that Ranka wins the Frontierbowel, just to throw them off guard.

Jaxson King
Jaxson King

Link to the full text of several extremely famous books that made billions
What, so you can publish them ahead of time and make all that money yourself? Wouldn't work like that, you need contacts with publishers and advertisers and stuff.

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

Post one of them montages of when moot left and tell everyone he died in that date instead of just leaving to become a botnet employee.

Chase Brown
Chase Brown

Post porn of Yotsuba and see what happens.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

FUCK.
So it's 25% like I thought then?
Because we don't know if the answer is 25%. Their being two 25%s is a ruse to make us think 50% is the right answer.

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

tfw you just spoiled their chances of getting money

Brody Hughes
Brody Hughes

this is the Sup Forums future

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

This is the image that deserves to be there.

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

implying 2003 Internet could handle Webms

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

Post the numbers to the Powerball in 2016.

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

Nope the correct answer is 33.3333% abut since that option isn't there it's 0%.

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

shouldn't you be eating

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

Even if Sup Forums would allow them no one would be able to open it. You should post instructions explaining that it cannot be opened until 2008(when vp8 was released) and put a clip from an episode of a show that hasn't aired at the time.

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

It's not 0%. Come on user, you should be able to answer this.

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

Wouldn't those lottery numbers change due to chaos theory since the fact that you made that post altered history?

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

I am. Eating a filet mignon right now to celebrate being almost done with finals.

Gavin Hill
Gavin Hill

before this gets taken down I want to ask something you mentioned. Something about peanut butter and oatmeal, was that like mixed together?

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

So we have meta generals now?

MARK MY WORDS

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

THEY DON'T TEACH THIS ALIEN SHIT IN COLLEGE

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

Oh yeah I have a new CB picture
/fit/thread/37096170#p37104217

Yeah, while the oatmeal is still hot I put about 200-300 calories of PB in there and it melts in there real nice, then add protein powder for flavor and milk.

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

I'm hoping that chaos theory is bullshit

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

5'8
Every time.
Hope you get banned for blogging again.

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

I'd take a pic of the catalog and warn Sup Forums about the future of Sup Forums, so that they may never let go of lurk moar culture.

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

My post probably wouldn't alter history as the moderator would remove it due to spam created by a tonne of numbers and posting /tv/ on Sup Forums so it'd be up to past me to locate the post and I might not even act upon it.

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

This post is literally against the rules. Why is this tripfag still allowed to exist.

Robert Young
Robert Young

*Leaves answer blank*
You can laugh at me now. I don't care anymore.

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

If I could go back in time to 2003 I'd threaten moot I'd reveal his real name and address if he doesn't sell me the site.
2003 moot would probably sell it for like a few thousand dollars, right? He was like fourteen years old at the time, wasn't he?

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

put in like a tablespoon of applesauce, makes it so much easier to eat.

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

OP you realize sending pictures and ideas of madoka back to 8 years before it existed would likely prevent it from existing or at least change the plot right?

And even if it didn't nobody would believe or remember your post 8 years later.

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

Of course I'd make a program to run it attached with my post.

Question is, what webm, what anime?

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

I would just tell everyone on that website to leave as soon as fucking possible.

Just stop going on there, or else you'll be dragged into over a decade of hell

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

Yeah but then you would be 6 years old and wouldn't have the few thousand.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

As opposed to the current hell?

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

Say how terrible this anime is and it's the most irredeemable crap ever.

The retrospective kickback would be amusing.

Christ that sounds good.

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

Threads like this are against the rules. I only post that sort of stuff in these threads.

But applesauce has few calories and a ton of added sugar.

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

Urobutcher somehow sees character's he had in mind but never created yet posted on Sup Forums.
He desides to still make the anime, but increases their suffering 10 fold

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

implying that wasn't already obvious since the beginning

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

pls ban this guy, mods.
inb4 he is a mod and I get banned instead

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

There's only like a year difference between moot and me. I'd just sell my Pokemon card collection.

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

this is why you don't make gains bud

Jordan Butler
Jordan Butler

Also sounds good.
Alas the fate of all time travellers.

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

Eh, I had my fun.
The question doesn't say that the answer is A, B, C, or D. It just asks what the chance of being correct is if you choose one. The answer is [(1/3)*100]% because there are only 3 answer choices.

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

post this pic

tell them he's the future president of America

and that Donald Trump is his successor

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

/l/
God damn didn't that only last for a month or something?

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

I've heard bear really is a mod or a janitor or something.

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

To avoid the current hell.

If I could go back in time and prevent myself from getting on this site you bet your ass I'd do it.

My life would be more boring but I'd be a better person.

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

I would just say that Sayaka is best girl. I believe that this is important enough information to impart to the past.

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

Am I kawaii? Uguu~

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

I'd go back in time and fuck moot's ass so hard that he becomes my bitch and makes me king of Sup Forums.

Joshua Gray
Joshua Gray

And even if it didn't nobody would believe or remember your post 8 years later.

reminder that the user that posted this was labeled a crazy autist and ignored by everyone until he was right

John Jackson
John Jackson

/pol/ was right
be careful of /q/
n/a/ruto don't let it happen

David Barnes
David Barnes

This advice.

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

But there's no answer saying its that you son of a bitch.
Isn't the entire point moot if the answer isn't even presented as one of the possibilie solutions?
How the fuck are you supposed to write that on an answer sheet? It'd be blank, and therefore wrong.

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

For every crazy autist people remember, there's hundreds who are ignored to be crazy by themselves forever

Brandon Johnson
Brandon Johnson

there's a 100% chance of me fucking your ass if you keep this shit up

Jacob Ward
Jacob Ward

operative word being theory

only way to test it is to try

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

Yeah you figured it out genius, it's a paradox. Like "this sentence is false". Go request your Nobel prize, you can tell them I didn't help.

Samuel White
Samuel White

You have the post the message on Sup Forums, meaning it would be too late by the time you see the warning.
That's like writing a message saying don't open and eat this cereal, and then put the message inside the bag of cereal.

Gabriel Walker
Gabriel Walker

No, you wouldn't. You'd likely be a boring normalfag. Is that what you want?

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

spoil the ending of a series almost a decade before it even exists

No one would believe you retard. Let me show you what it would look like.

STEVE IS THE KILLER AND BOB MARRIES JILL
Now would anybody reading this right now actually believe that I'm posting from 10 years in the future, let alone remember my post in 10 years and make the connection with my post and a show that just started airing?

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

If you make one post in the past, wouldn't that increment the number of every following post? Even if everyone ignores what you say, that small change alone would cause big differences in Sup Forums. The gets would be different.

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

Eva is getting a remake. And it will ruin more buttholes than AIDS.

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

10/10/10 BEWARE: Stop them at all costs while You can!!!, we are already doomed.

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

It's a logic puzzle, not a multiple choice question. Have another:
"A big group of friends went out to sea on a pontoon. They all jumped into the water to swim. The coast guard found their intact bodies all dead in the water the next day, all apparently drowned. What happened?"
There are two possible answers.

Lewd.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

why do you people even post? is this related to anime? maybe you should write a post to kill yourself instead retard

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

It wouldn't have been too late at that time, it's not like you get addicted to the first cigarette you smoke.

Yes

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

That's not comparable at all because he was speculating on a series that already existed. If that post was 10 years older and Attack on Titan wasn't even a thing yet and nobody knew what titans were or who those characters are it'd be dismissed as the crazed ramblings of somebody writing their own weird story.

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

Kurisu is a dumb ho

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

Shit, hold on. It's not a pontoon. It's a cruise ship.

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

I'd prophesize Hunter x Hunter's 2011 remake and then the rest of my post would be a warning about tumblr.

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

80% actually, 20% of me stopped you so I can get that booty.

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

Uh I'm guessing they couldn't swim and they drowned
The other answer is probably dumb bullshit

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

This one. Maybe it would prevent it from happening.

Thomas Clark
Thomas Clark

None of them could swim. Someone didn't put the ladder down. They all got a butt cramp and drowned

Aaron Long
Aaron Long

Tripfags should not be allowed to be janitors

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

I truly pity you.
Being a boring husk would be awful. You'd probably end up on Reddit or tumblr.

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

ecks

dee

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

None of them knew how to swim and they all drowned

Landon Price
Landon Price

I'd post some cute girl from recent anime so my past self would have something to look for in the future.

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

CGDCT form part season
form

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

Really because I could think of tons of different reasons for that to happen. Human beings can have all kinds of crazy motivations.

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

They could swim.
someone didn't put the ladder down
That's one answer, but it's the easy one. Now figure out the other.

William Long
William Long

Yeah I'm going with "what is dumb bullshit" for 400

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

Hiroyuki has a severe case of Fishface, his girlfriend is a chubby qt anyway.

James Thomas
James Thomas

They all killed themselves because of what a faggot you are.

What do I win

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

Mass suicide by drowning.

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

A group of paralyzing jellyfish swam by.

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

A water nigger shot them.

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

Not dumb at all. It's a real life scenario.
Also no one murdered anyone or suicided. And no paralysis.

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

I'd tell them about the boat and let them prepare.

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

There was a hurricane and no one can swim in hurricanes

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

They stayed in the water too long and got hypothermia. A gang of dolphins had their way with them

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

One of them took a shit and the rest ate shit water and died.

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

You're supposed to give those details first imbecile

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

I would go back in time and teach all of Sup Forums that 9/11 was in 2001 so that this thread never existed and cause a time paradox.

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

it's a real life scenario.
I'd tell them about the boat and prepare,

Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

Nobody was on the boat, so it drifted away from them.

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

No weather, disease, or sea life was involved.

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

they all killed themselves due to being infected with radical six

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

But pic is the real one.

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

No you're not. I give the scenario, you give your guesses. I tell you what details you have right and which ones you have wrong.

Close, but no. Kind of on the right track with "no one is on the boat"

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

Bengazi Bengazi Bengazi

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

either the ladder was left up or no one parked the boat and it kept moving, at a speed faster than which they could swim to reach it

Daniel Ward
Daniel Ward

God got pissed for some reason and killed them all.

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

This isn't even a logic puzzle it's just a guessing game.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

When they fell they land on their heads or they fell too fast to hold air in their lungs.

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

Hypothermia isn't technically a disease

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

Tell them that it was a big deal.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

Ladder was left up was already guessed. That's one of two scenarios. Now you're working on the other.

You just aren't using enough logic.

Cause of death was drowning.

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Ladder was left up was already guessed. That's one of two scenarios. Now you're working on the other.

thanks for ignoring the rest of my post

no one parked the boat and it kept moving, at a speed faster than which they could swim to reach it

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

The cruiser sank

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

being honest, with this particular picture, they wouldn't believe you.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

Diving decompression sickness.

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

It was lizard men.

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

The boat capsized while they were in the water

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

That's also wrong, sorry for ignoring it though.

I'll give you guys about 5 more minutes before I say what the answer is.

Joshua Myers
Joshua Myers

The fact that there's so many plausible scenarios means this puzzle kinda sucks to begin with.

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

There are two possible answers.
except for the one's you thought up that involve the people drowning but aren't the other two possible answers

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

Nope. Boat was still upright.
Nope. Regular death by drowning.
Genius. Also mole people, but that's for another time. You're wrong though.

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

No faggot. A puzzle has every piece available to you at the start and you just have to figure out how they fit. Not only are you withholding pieces until after people guess them but theres no actual logic behind figuring it out.

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

Nobody was on the boat, so pirates stole it and drove away, leaving the group of friends in the water.

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Who gives a shit at this point. Everyone jumped out of the thread and drowned.

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

I gave you the pieces. You're just trying to put square pegs in round holes.

No. Their bodies are all still around the boat.

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

Death Note manga started in Dec 2003

I'd post swimming lessons.gif

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

I have a question: In this second scenario, is the ladder down?

Select all images of bodies of water such as lakes or oceans

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

Shut your whore mouth.

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

They're not dead, they just look drowned and they're not going anywhere, thus dead in the water.

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

Yes. I'm hoping you're catching on now so everyone can stop raging because they can't into logic.

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

Pirates boarded their ship and tied concrete bricks to their feet

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

You're just trying to put square pegs in round holes

No, faggot, we're putting round pegs in round holes and you're telling us "nope wrong color"

Carson Cox
Carson Cox

Post this and tell them "This is the future you chose"

Chase Cooper
Chase Cooper

The coast guard found their intact bodies all dead in the water
the next day, all apparently drowned.
What happened?"

Cause of death wasn't diagnosed until the next day.

Luis Baker
Luis Baker

he didn't dress up
fuck mook

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

Might asbwell go with the stairs broke

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

They jumped out into too shallow water and bumped their heads, causing them to go unconcious and then drown.

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

It was the curse of the albatross.

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

Kill yourself retard. You don't even know what logic is.
And you're giving more pieces IN THE SAME FUCKING POST YOU CLAIM YOU'VE ALREADY GIVEN ALL THE PIECES HOW DUMB ARE YOU

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

this webm

James Lopez
James Lopez

2003
warn them about 9/11

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

Nah. You're ignoring pieces I gave you in the original post and getting mad at me for saying your abstract ideas are wrong.

They were in the open ocean man.

I'm not giving more pieces. I'm taking away the pieces you're trying to add.

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

There was a fire or something in the ship and they were running away from it.

John Evans
John Evans

While BEAR is eating HONEY, you're in the GYM making no gains because you're a GYM CELL. Making it is about FUR, CLAWS, and HIBERNATION.

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

This isn't logic retard.

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

webm
2003
Imagine that, though.

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

They drowned.

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

Nope. I'll just say the answer now since everyone is mad:
When they all jumped off, their collective weight leaving the boat caused it to rise and none of them could reach the ladder. Since no one could reach the ladder everyone drowned. Remember I said "big group?" There's your piece that everyone was ignoring.

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

This is the most autistic fucking thing I've seen in a while.

David Carter
David Carter

Lame

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

That's not a god-damn puzzle you complete retard. A puzzle has every piece of visible to you at the start with only one possible way they can all fit together and it's on you to figure that out. Your situation is just grabbing random pieces out of a box and then asking someone if this is the right one.

Ryan Sanders
Ryan Sanders

I wouldn't post a picture. I'd just post 2 words.

Gyro dies

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

____hijack thread
I didn't see one of these in the last years

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

Pontoons are not for ocean cruising and this is why.

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

This isn't a logic puzzle.

Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

It's a bear blogposting thread.
wew lads

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

How can a pontoon boat hold that many people
Prove that this is something that really happened.

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

It was a puzzle. All pieces were available at the start. You're just shit at puzzles and get mad at me when I tell you that you can't just cut pieces out of cardboard and wedge them in.

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

This was the gayest shit I've read in a long time. Gratz.

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

You didn't specify the size or buoyancy of the boat or the length of the ladder. There was no logical way to figure out that was one specific way they died without that information. It wasn't a fucking puzzle.

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

This, also warn them of generals.

I didn't know Obama was a jap loving lolicon. I like him more now.

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

No, this is a riddle thread, except the riddle guy's an idiot.

You didn't even mention the fucking ladder or what kind of boat it was at the start.

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

I'd warn them of this fucking thread.

Liam Young
Liam Young

not sending a post back in time so you can get a fuckton of money
not sending a post back in time with a /tv/ image so your past self will notice it.
RETARD

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

You didn't specifiy the length of the ladder
The piece are there, faggot! He told you so.

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

I think the verdict is unanimous, that was the shittiest puzzle since Saw
good job

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

You didn't even say the boat was still up and fine at the start. Its perfectly reasonable to think it sank. This was bullsht from thr start

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

went out to sea
TO SEA

Do you know how many people it would take to raise the level of even the Gulf of California, the world's smallest sea, that much? It would require a weight so great that it would sink the pontoon

you're an imbecile and you should take at least high school level physics before ever posting again.

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

You're just shit at puzzles and get mad at me when I tell you that you can't just cut pieces out of cardboard

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

implying a big enough group could fit on a small enough boat to make this happen

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

Unrelated but I remember way back in 2004 when Azumanga Daioh was hot! I jokingly said something on Sup Forums about wanting to bone Chiyo and maybe 50 plus /a/utist raged! best day ever!

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

"Get used to it."

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

reported for not anime related

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

I'd probably post one of those power level charts that the true autists here create. Would be a good laugh.

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

Buddy the puzzle's shitty but you've got it backwards, the boat rose relative to the sea, not the other way around.

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

What?

Logan Long
Logan Long

This was a pretty amusing thread all things considered.

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

Master troll.

Justin Jones
Justin Jones

Just when I thought there couldn't be someone dumber than puzzle user.

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

I'll give you guys an easier puzzle, since you had so much trouble with that one.

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. What is it?

All the pieces are in this post, just use your brain for once.

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

I don't understand why he keeps any facial hair when it looks like complete ass. Just shave it all.

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

I'll be honest, I haven't had this many people raging at me since at least 2005. Feels nostalgic man.

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

he ensures that sekrit message to get rich quick stays sekrit

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

Naruto's ending

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

Just a giant list of spoilers from the most popular anime of each year, and an image from something arbitrary like Valvrave so I trick them all into watching it.

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

How many possible answers are there?

Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

An integer.
Fuck you, I win.

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

inb4 0.11111111111115

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

88

1<=x=<10

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

8.

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

There are an infinite number of non-integer numbers between 1 and 10, user.

Jace Butler
Jace Butler

I still don't think the displacement could be that great

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

5.5 :^)

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

Remember I said "big group?"
I thought it was a handful of really fat people.

Austin Green
Austin Green

those dubs
8.

David Allen
David Allen

You're not even me, faggot.

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

I never said it was a whole number, user.

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

1.41333188

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

X, where X is the number of which you are thinking

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

π

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

Sword Art Online.

Get the whole kirito ball rolling early. At least its better than that nurutu shit

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

oops there should be a number bigger than 1 somewhere before the decimal point oh well

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

how did people even watch back then.

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

inb4 monty hall posting

Jose White
Jose White

Don't worry about it, 0.11111111111115 = 1.

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

Congratulations, I haven't been this mad over a puzzle/riddle since I was five and my uncle stumped me with the one about mirrors and saws.

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

fuck I messed up again whatever

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

I thought the puzzle was fun. More OC than we've had in a while.

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

inb4 cross-post about it on /sci/

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

What is it?
I wanted to say a number, but then posted.

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

What's round on both ends and high in the middle?

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

trick them into believing it's a real anime (well it is a real manga)

monty is in that thread and tries to copy it, creating RWBY

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

My balls and dick?

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

I am a fan of self constistency rules. He didn't win the lottery, so he can't change that. Anything he does to "change the past" just ends up being him creating the past as it was back then already anyway.

As in
go back in time
kill hitler
parents secretly adopt a child
kid grows up to be the actual hitler

Maybe I like this concept because I am a pathetic loser and take comfort in the idea that I couldn't have done anything about it, being a pathetic loser was my "destiny".

Deus vult desu.

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

what?

Leo Price
Leo Price

Happy to be of service.
Although I must say, everyone here has gotten significantly more short tempered than they were a few years ago. Is this what Gaia interloping does to these boards?

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

stop the pony fags at all costs, and do not ever, under any circumstances talk about the site, the normal fags are ruining it, enjoy /jp/ while you can. Haruhi will not get a 3rd season, also the game

Mason Morales
Mason Morales

I want to say no one can be this dumb, but I don't even know at this point.

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

Three fisherman catch N fish. In the morning, one of the fisherman wakes up, takes his share (1/3) of the fish, and goes home. The second fisherman, not aware that the other fisherman has left, takes his share of the fish(1/3) and goes home. Finally, the third fisherman, unaware of the other fishermen's leaving, takes his share of the fish (1/3) and goes home.

What is the minimum number of N fish they caught?

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

Why are you even still here? Cancer.

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

also the game
I haven't lost the game in years. I don't believe it.

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

It's dumb though because it's easy to conceive of something you could do that would contradict the history we already have. You can't keep pulling bullshit twists like that out of nowhere.

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

2003
/jp and Haruhi and the game

0 (or no minimum, if we abandon all common sense)

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

wew lad

Jose Jenkins
Jose Jenkins

Don't worry, I'm sure all gaiafags will leave soon enough and your safespace will be restored, nobody wants boogeyman to hurt your fee fees.

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

Depends on the fish
btw i'm a fishermen

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

I would just quote the Code Geass slowpoke image that gets posted every year.

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

You must actually be autistic.

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

you are one sick motherfucker, you know that?

Adam Harris
Adam Harris

/jp
Shit. /jp/

William Watson
William Watson

Zero.
Or:
N = 3C, where C is the capacity of one bag of fish - and all bags are located out of eyeshot of one another.

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

That's fucking retarded, even without the ladder most pontoons aren't build such that a person with fairly long arms and decent upper body strength wouldn't be able to pull himself up the deck.

You're telling me in that large group of people there's nobody like that?

Anthony Hill
Anthony Hill

Deterministic universe, strong anthropic principle, all that good stuff.
Asking "what if I weren't a loser" is logically equivalent to "what if my mother were a man" or "what if the universe didn't exist?"
That is, if you weren't what you are right now, then you wouldn't exist.

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

This is just math
I didn't sign up for math

Michael Green
Michael Green

I'd post Sakurafish.

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

27

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

they will find out about it in the future when they watch Haruhi and the /jp/ board is made.

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

27, isn't it?

Jose White
Jose White

Such as?

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

monty hall
monty oum
please leave

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

Working backwards, for the last fisherman to leave without knowing that the man prior to him has left, we know that N must be at least 3. If it were 1 or 2, there would be partial fish and he would know someone has taken.

From there we have our base case and can extend intuitively for each fisherman f, N=3^f.

This answer is likely wrong because it's too trivial.

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

27
why?

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

Hello Anonimous, I'm from 20 years in the future. Sup Forums is now owned by a Japanese guy after moot (who is Mexican) sold it to him while drunk. The future is great, we a complete series of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and continuations of Dragon Ball and Evangelion. Now I'll tell you some things that will save you in the future:

Ed dies. L dies. Ringo>Bure>Rumba. Madoka becomes god. Nice boat. Belldandy cheated. The aunt is the killer. Rin stays a loli forever. Don't trust in Jacob. Sheryl wins. Taiga wins. Kirino wins. Hinata wins. Avoid Okada at all costs. Bert is a titan. Yuno smashed the wall of space-time with a hammer.

There, I saved you of years and years of trolling.

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

it's been 17 years since code geass aired

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

This depends on semantics and gets sort of weird.

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

/a/thread/141278221#p141278221

Isaac Garcia
Isaac Garcia

I don't believe it.
HABEEB IT TWINKIE HOUSE

David Diaz
David Diaz

5

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

Because it's the first number that can be divided by 3 three times while still leaving whole numbers.

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

Exactly, which is why I just kick back and enjoy my animu. hen I say i am a pathetic loser, that is more about how society perceives me (or would perceive me if they actually ever saw me). Personally I am quite content with life, will probably end up killing myself somewhere in my mid 40's after I get proper bored with life.

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

god dammit I am REALLY sorry guys. I fucked up the riddle.

Three fisherman catch N fish. In the morning, one of the fisherman wakes up, takes his share (1/3) of the fish. But the number is not a multiple of three, so he throws one fish back to the pond and goes home.

The second fisherman, not aware that the other fisherman has left, takes his share of the fish(1/3). But again, there is one fish extra, so he throws it back into the pond and goes home.

Finally, the third fisherman, unaware of the other fishermen's leaving, takes his share of the fish (1/3). Yet again, there is one fish extra, so he throws it back into the pond and goes home.

What is the minimum number of N fish they caught?

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

I miss old /g/ sooo fucking hard

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

It was neither a puzzle or riddle in any way. Stop samefagging and accept you're just retarded.

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

this obnoxious lonely faggot is still not banned

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

This only works if you exclude 0.

Eli Cooper
Eli Cooper

catch 27 fish
fisherman #1 takes his 9 fish, leaving 18
fisherman #2 takes his 6 fish, leaving 12
fisherman #3 takes his 4 fish, leaving 4 for each of his buddies.

Ethan Garcia
Ethan Garcia

100%

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

What? My point was it was dumb as shit and unsolvable. Just like the mirror one.

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

343

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

Such as killing yourself yesterday

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

I'd post proof that /vg/ was an idea so terrible that it changed everyone's minds forever in hopes of convincing moot to never consider making it. Maybe some sort of warning about reddit as well, maybe then moot would have avoided that place and our moderation wouldn't be so bad.

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

Why would anybody throw a dead fish back into the pond? Even if you were trying to be fair that's just wasteful.

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

No, fuck you, no take-backs

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Damnit user I already had it

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

30?

Matthew Carter
Matthew Carter

Impossible, a fishermen who keeps fish does not throw them back, you have to be a conservative fishermen to do that.

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

Hasn't heard of holding tanks.

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

This thread is surprisingly good. It had a rocky start but these dumb puzzles saved it I think.

William Rogers
William Rogers

Forget that, why would you throw it back even if it were somehow alive? "Our fish didn't divide by three, so I guess none of us get the remainder" doesn't really follow.
I don't see how they wouldn't notice the number declining so drastically, anyway.

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

55%

Tyler Butler
Tyler Butler

tfw I can't solve more dumb puzzles and now I have to study

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

It isn't purely semantic.
It remains as of yet unproven, but there's a pretty good indication that physics only works because pi, gravity, the charge of an electron, etc. are exactly what they are.
Change any of them, and matter can't exist.

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

and our moderation wouldn't be so bad
I only wish ;_;

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

Oh wait one more. 11/20 => 55%

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

Check'em

That was an okay post back then, right?

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

/r/ ban

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

It's okay, I was off by one.

Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

Fuck. N=4^k. 64. I'm not going to check my answer if you're not going to check the question.

Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

2003 Sup Forums had 7/10 boards as porn boards

What a time to be alive.

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

It would just end up failing, since you are alive today.

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

I'll just spoil it since I fucked it up, there's both a conventional answer and a "correct" answer. The problem comes from an urban legend about Paul Dirac.

The clever classmates of Dirac found the conventional answer, 25. (25-1 = 24, 24-8 = 16, 16-1 = 15, 15-5=10, 10-1=9, 9-3 = 6).

However, Dirac was better because he found a smaller solution. Of course, the fisherman caught N=-2 fish (-2-1 = -3, -3-(-1) = -2, and so on). The advantage of N=-2 is that it is a fixed point. (Other solutions differ by multiples of 27.)

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

Unless time travel doesn't work like that.

Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

They all jumped out because The pontoon was sinking.

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

Well that is why we call it a theory anon-kun.

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

Yeah, a dumb theory

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

You have 12 marbles. They all weigh the same, except one. You don't know if that one is heavier or lighter. You have a balance scale. You can perform up to a maximum of three weighings to find out which marble has the different weight, and if it is heavier or lighter than the others.

My professor actually asked this one in class and offered a small amount of extra credit to anyone who could answer it. Of course, the answer is online.

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

Why?

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

Thank you user. Apparently not everyone decided to REE at my puzzle.

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Why do you think it is dumb?

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

I'd show them a screenshot of current Sup Forums and say "leave while you can, it only gets worse from here on."

I still remember the day the loli board was removed just as I started admitting lolicon was kinda hot.

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

I have this smartass professor
he failed to realize everyone was on their smartphones th emoment he said "extra credits"

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

split the marbles in half, and keep dividing the heavier pile
first weighing: 6 marbles on each side
second weighing 3 marbles on each side
pic two marbles for the third, if the two are equal, the marble you didn't weigh is the heavier

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

Because what's going to stop me from causing a paradox? Time cops or some spooky ethereal force that makes my gun jam? It's dumb.

Liam Adams
Liam Adams

A THEORY HAS BEEN RIGOROUSLY TESTED
HYPOTHESIS IS THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

Is it 10?

First guy takes three fish and throws one overboard. 7 remain.

Second guy takes two fish and throws one overboard. 4 remain.

Last guy takes one fish and throws one overboard.

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

answer is here

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

You divide the marbles into two groups and weigh both. Then you divide the heavier group of marbles into two groups and repeat. Once you have three marbles you weight two of them and if they're equal the heavy marble is the one you didn't weigh.

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

second solution
In that case, you shouldn't write that "fisherman 3 goes home" or "the other fisherman has left," but instead that "-1 fisherman arrived" and "he adds -1 fish to their haul" to have some semblance of fairness.
Because really, fish are counted using natural numbers.

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

That can't be it, you don't know whether it's heavier or lighter, so you don't know which pile it's in.

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

There is no solution. Boom, easy.

https://youtu.be/5I5dfI4SyLg?t=18s

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

I'm post this picture, in hopes she develops a real fan base; instead of that whore Rie Kugimiya; maybe cut down the whole tsundere thing before it hit, and remove half the cancer that polluted Sup Forums from 2005-2010

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

Oh it can be heavier or lighter. It's the same process but you're looking for the scale to go up rather than down.

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

1
Easier ONE
Use your brain for ONCE

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

You don't understand - it's not that some law stops you, it's that, if consistency were true, we simply have afte-the-fact proof that you didn't change anything, since nothing is changed.

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

10-3-1 = 7

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

trying to sell a voice actor without audio
Good luck with that

Nathaniel Adams
Nathaniel Adams

"In 13 years, people will pretend that Sup Forums is somehow worse than then it is write now. Everyone is still a fucking newfag, even the oldfags that have been here for years, and memes still rule everything--we just don't put fucking black boxes around the pictures anymore. Everyone still gets trolled just as fucking easily.

The Game."

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

You'll know which one is heavier just by picking it up. :^)

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

dirac was a fucking nutter with negative numbers and thought negative probabilities should be considered

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

Aside from the -2 nonsense, tell me where I am wrong. 10 is clearly less than 25 so there must be an error in my methodology if it is not the right answer.

10-3-1 = 7
Welp time to kill myself

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

shit taste: the post
Tsundere hit long before 2003, anyway.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

This is a fun one. I know you start with groups of 4/4, but after that I always have to puzzle it out again to make sure I'm doing it right.

Colton Collins
Colton Collins

No, if it happened, it happened, if it didn't it didn't.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/theory
Stop, breath, calm down.

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

He think was legitimately autistic (i.e. not in the way it is used as a buzzword today), so no surprises there.

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

Good luck with that
but she was a VA in 2003. she's basically my fucking age. she's been around forever. in fact she had her first big role in Last Exile in 2003

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

STILL sitting around trying to save face

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

breath instead of breathe

AHHHH

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

I'll post this and they'll wonder where it's from.
And then wait till they see this in the future.

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

I am telling yuo, breathe and clam down user, this isn't good for you.

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

Fuck now I'm not going to be until I can figure this shit out for an arbitrary number of fisherman.

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

The fuck? How did we fall so far?

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

10-3-1 = 7
a special kind of stupid.

Jackson Anderson
Jackson Anderson

PRESENTING THE COLLOQUIAL DICTIONARY DEFINITION AS YOUR DEFENSE AND OMITTING THE SCIENTIFIC DEFINITION
REEEEEEEEEEE

YES I KNOW I STILL HAVE TO STEER

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

Fuck off.

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

rofl I'm just lurking and reading the rest of the thread, not saving any face faggot

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

This. Fuck idiots that use "theory" as a synonym for "hypothesis" just because they slept through high school.

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

Weigh four on each side, if they're equal toss them out. Then weigh 1 on each side, if equal replace one with another of the 2 remaining. If it goes up/down then that one is the different one. If not, the one you haven't used is the different one. If the 1 on each side aren't equal, just replace one with another marble, and if those are equal the one you tossed out is the different one. If they aren't equal, the one you kept on is the different one.

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

Use words correctly faggot

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

tfw you initially thought /vg/ was a good idea
I want to go back in time solely to slap my former self for thinking this.

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

w-what is it from
I have a severe eyebrow fetish

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

Lanced Jack
Taiga
Lanced Jack
Taiga
Lanced Jack
Taiga
Lanced Jack
Taiga

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

I would post a cryptic message and news story accompanying it about a disappearance at the hands of Candlejack and present adequate evide

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Tsundere hit long before 2003, anyway.
you weren't here in 2003. nor were you here when tsundere "hit" like a bomb in 2006 with the familiar of zero; then followed every single fucking season with atleast one fucking violent as all fuck loli tsundere voiced by Rie Kugimiya which the board went nuts over until from which it finally burnt out sometime around Dragon Crisis. In fact Dragon Crisis and Hidan no Aria both were the two bombs that finally put that appalling trend to death.

5 years of tsundere generals. I still don't know how some of you kept your sanity in tact. I know I developed a deep loathing for almost all things tsundere during that hell (it takes a truly excellent tsundere for me to tolerate it, and its a very RARE tsundere that i'll even like).

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

nhentai.net/g/162899/
Knock yourself out

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

Either I got lost in your pronouns or you didn't account for what happens if the first sets aren't equal.

Parker Cox
Parker Cox

I couldn't figure that part out honestly. Give me a bit to think about it

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

Kugirie tsundere aren't the only tsundere, user. There were wars being fought on usenet over Takahashi's tsundere.

Josiah Bailey
Josiah Bailey

on usenet
hold me user, i want to go back

Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

Kugirie tsundere aren't the only tsundere, user. There were wars being fought on usenet over Takahashi's tsundere.
the tsundere love was tolerable prior Louise, after that point it became insane.

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

Why did you put quotes around "hit" when you used it first?

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

If the original 8 aren't equal, throw the remaining four away. Put three on each side, and if they're equal, take one of those and weigh it against one of the two remaining. If those are equal then the last remaining one is the different one.

If the three from each side aren't equal, then you're screwed because I don't think there's a way to solve it from there in one more turn.

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

Why did you put quotes around "hit" when you used it first?

less obnoxious then capitalizing it for emphasis.

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

Sup Forums dreams:

You have a time machine
Travel back and forth with your machine is instant.
You use it go back in time 1 year
You meet your 1 year younger self
The two of you pay a guy to go forward in time 364 days, pick up the you of that day and bring him back to the two of you.
The three of you pay a guy to go forward in time 363 days, pick up the you of that day and bring him back to the three of you.
The four of you pay a guy to go forward in time 362 days, pick up the you of that day and bring him back to the four of you.
The five of you pay a guy to go forward in time 361 days, pick up the you of that day and bring him back to the five of you. etc. etc.

In the end you will have 365 yous on the day you chose to travel back to.

You repeat this, this time not bringing 1 back for each day, but 1 you for each minutes.

You decrease the time interval to an infinitely small number, now you can back in infinite amount of yous.

Every single you of every moment of time in the past year has now been brought into existence as an individual in a single moment of time.

Since I there is no limit to how much I can decrease the time increment at wich a "you" gets picked up, there is not limit to the amount of yous you can bring into the past.

An entire universe of (you)s

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

Yeah but why

Justin Gutierrez
Justin Gutierrez

2003, huh?
Probably would warn people about AKB and [email protected] (both started in 2005) that idolshit will ruin 2D & 3D.

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

Hey I've got a puzzle for you.

You kill yourself. What method of suicide did you use?

Be sure to use your amazing logic to figure it out ;)

John Turner
John Turner

Warn Japs about the 2011 Tsunami.

I believe one hentai artist that makes One Piece doujins died in the 2011 Tsunami.

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

So I can play board games with myself. The silence wouldn't be awkward since we all understand. also in a 0 luck game it would be interesting to see which me wins and how/why.

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

hot

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

If those are equal then the last remaining one is the different one.
Forgot to add, and if those aren't equal then the new one you just put in is the different one.

Jace Watson
Jace Watson

The pontoon never existed in the first place, and they never jumped in from it.
The story never says the coast guard found the pontoon, only the dead bodies.

Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

But there is a finite limit to the smallest possible increment of time.

And you'd hit the cap of human reaction time needed to operate time machines and shit long before even reaching that.

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

I believe one hentai artist that makes One Piece doujins died in the 2011 Tsunami.
What an unbelievably specific bit of information, amazing.

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

Working from the answer, I can get this to N=f^f - (f-1). What I can't do is fucking figure out how to get there without already knowing the answer.

Fuck I miss doing actual logic.

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

But there is a finite limit to the smallest possible increment of time.
There is? Eloborate please.

And you'd hit the cap of human reaction time needed to operate time machines and shit long before even reaching that.
Agreed, but I could still bring back a boatload. Also, it is now a machines doing it, so the reaction time is reduced lamo0seconds.

James Rogers
James Rogers

P versus NP problem, 1 million dollar reward if you find a solution.

Angel Cook
Angel Cook

No, that's just if I can solve it in polynomial time. There's nothing special about generically solving an NP problem in NP-time.

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

why didn't they just chop the last fish up 3 ways in the first place?

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Man I can't even begin to imagine the amount of gay orgies

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

What will happen is that as time marches on, the infinite number of yous will be brought back into your past and therefore will be gone from your current timeline. When a day passes, there'll only be 365 of you left, 364 the next day, and so on.

Luis Russell
Luis Russell

Put on day 1 I will have a massive army. Just need to make sure the original/oldest me doesn't die.

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

I will snatch first 4444 quads.

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

How do you tell who's the original? If the other versions of you get wind of you thinking like that they'll revolt.

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

Am I right?

John Taylor
John Taylor

9/11 happened in 2001 you mong

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

I'm working on it, please don't spoil.

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

Not quite, it's a little trickier. Your choice in weighings depends on which ones are lighter and which are heavier. There is definitely a way to do it in 3 weighings, so any answer that says you're screwed will be wrong.

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

a chart of bitcoins market value from ~2011 to 2014

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

Was this the image that made moot finally add spoilers or something?

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

You got me interested. Post that one.

Jonathan Cruz
Jonathan Cruz

I'm guessing it's the one where you're stuck in a box with only a mirror, and the question is how do you get out.

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

I think I have it. You follow , but then, if they aren't equal:

You eliminate the other four. You make two sets of three, one consisting of two potentially light marbles and one potentially heavy, and the other is the other way around. If they are
equal, weight the leftover p-heavy against an eliminated one - if those are then the leftover p-light is light, and if the p-heavy is heavy then that's that. If the mixed sets are not equal - discard the p-lights from the heavier set and vice-versa. You now have two of one kind and one of the other - say it's two p-light and one p-heavy. You weigh one p-light and the p-heavy against two normal ones. If they're equal, it's the leftover p-light, if the mixed is heavier it's the p-heavy that's heavy, if lighter, the p-light in the mixed set is light. If your leftover set from the first mixed weighing is two p-heavy and one p-light, then just do the same but mirrored.

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

against an eliminated one - if those are then
If those are equal, then.

Leo Price
Leo Price

Anime's gonna be great

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

hint bagely but a clearly post of Baneposting

and the meme magic will flow when they've notive

Also fuck my 17yrs old cousin ehen I had the chance at 15

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

I haven't read all the replies but I swear the maximum number of marbles is equal to 2^n where n is the number of weighings you get. So really the question should be 8 marbles not 12.

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

Archer is white man

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

I'd call moot a faggot and post a picture of sigorney weaver

Zachary Anderson
Zachary Anderson

Official rankings:

Jose Cox
Jose Cox

Oh damn, good job Kyouko. I didn't think of bringing the purple one from the bench back into the game.

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

I'm calling mine an alternative method until someone says it doesn't work.

Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

GETS have been here from the beginning user.
~ user that was here for /b/ 7 mil GET

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

Warn Sup Forums about the hellhole that it is now, and make sure that they avoid it.
Make sure moot adds a rule that animu is allowed on ALL boards.
Make sure that they don't talk about "purity" even as a joke, because down the road there'll be faggots taking it seriously.
Tell them to respect everyone's tastes equally, regardless of what they like or dislike.

That's all that I can think of for now.

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

Nice one Bear

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

Don't create /pol/. It completely and utterly fails as a containment board and winds up spreading more obnoxious cancerous shitposting than anything in history.

Carson King
Carson King

everyone putting them in groups of 4
Retards.

Put them in groups of 3 and no matter what you can eliminate 6 marbles after the first weighing.

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

Make sure moot adds a rule that animu is allowed on ALL boards.
No, just don't fucking make the non-/a/ boards in the first place.

Make sure that they don't talk about "purity" even as a joke, because down the road there'll be faggots taking it seriously.
Purityfagging wasn't started by Sup Forums memes, user. You can't stop it unless your time machine goes back a lot fucking further than 2003.

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

how would you link to something that doesn't exist yet?

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

Eliminating the max number in each weighing is a bad strategy, even though it sounds good at first. By weighing more in the first attempt you get more ultimate information to be used later. Eliminating half each time won't get you all the information you need.

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

Tell them to respect everyone's tastes equally, regardless of what they like or dislike.
What? Not only would no one listen to some moral lecture just because you came from the future, this is shitty advice anyway. If somone's opinion is shit, you tell them it's shit and don't give it much thrift.

Jack Taylor
Jack Taylor

It is good, I'm having some now.

I agree. /pol/ is right up there with /vg/ as boards that were mistakes.

Thanks friend.

Now I want another puzzle of this caliber, that was actually pretty fun.

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

but archer isn't white
Won't work but will still have an effect

Owen Green
Owen Green

I'd think that given what Sup Forums was modelled off, the non-/a/ boards were more or less an inevitability so allowing animu on all boards would have prepared us for it.

And I know purityfagging started outside of Sup Forums but it wasn't taken anywhere as seriously and they could have stopped it from being taken seriously here as well.

I don't know about you, but I find that this is one of the major problems with today's Sup Forums.

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

"normalfag boards were a mistake"

I'd also probably upload haruhi s2 and post a link to it.

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

E8 would not be nearly as big a shitstorm if it all happened at once.

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

You get perfect information no matter what. No matter how the balance moves, you know that 6 marbles are all the same after the first weighing.

In fact if you can solve the problem with 12 marbles you can solve it with 16.

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

What happened wasn't that purityfagging in specific got taken more seriously, but that 2D girls in general got taken more seriously. 3D purityfagging was serious business for a ton of people, so once the concept of a waifu began to spread, 2D purityfagging's rise was assured along with it.

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

Is this yours?
I'm having trouble following this part:
discard the p-lights from the heavier set and vice-versa. You now have two of one kind and one of the other
I can't see a way to discard the marbles so that you are left with two of a kind from one set and one of the other kind from the other set, unless you discard them unevenly.

Dividing into two groups every weighing is not the most efficient method. It wouldn't be a fun question if the first answer you thought of was also the right answer.

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

not being a purityfag
What's it like being a normalfag?

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

I'd create a self-fulfilling prophecy by telling everyone that the US eventually rises up and expels the jews in 2010.

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

I can't recall people yelling at others to stop sexualizing whoever until fairly recently, though.

Nathan Ward
Nathan Ward

Moral degradation has always been the domain of underaged trying to fit in through edge.

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

Fuck, you're right, I turned myself around somehow.

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

Wait, that's not what I thought you meant by purityfagging. I thought you meant anti-slut-ism and the Nagi debacle and the Honoka debacleand that kind of thing. People having certain characters they don't like to see sexualized isn't new, no is it really disruptive at all, except for when some smart-ass faggot posts Yotsuba to rile up the mods for ebin shitposting purposes.

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

This is false. If the balance does not move then all you proved is that the odd marble is in the other group of 6 marbles, and the problem becomes impossible in the 2 remaining moves you have.

Do not forget that you need to find out whether the odd marble is lighter or heavier than the rest, and you cannot obtain this information by weighing 2 unknown samples.

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

And then you have people who defend their values by mentioning age so the opposing side looks bad.
Sup Forums has never cared about people saying lewd things about anyone (other than Yotsuba), but then someone started with the don't sexualize ____ thing as a joke, and it got so popular that people started taking it seriously. Now you get those like you who say they're mature because they don't care about their dicks and who say that non-purityfags are normalfags.
3D purityfags don't matter anyway.

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

Purityfag doesn't mean some anti-lewd puritan, it's about purity as in virginity. It's the no-previous-boyfriends-for-our-heroines crowd.

Robert Butler
Robert Butler

If first is off balance and second is equal you can also weigh the 2 green ones against each other in the third weighing. Just saying.

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

Touché. I stand corrected.

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

What's the answer to that, again?

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

(you)

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

What if you extend the question to 4 weighings? How many marbles are allowed if you get 4 weighings? Is it 36?

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you saw the bench in half, two halves make a whole, you jump through the hole and you're out.

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

Fuck. Why did I even ask?

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

Where does the bench come from.

Liam James
Liam James

The version I was told was about a room with a mirror and a bench and nothing else. I don't know if is misremembering or just knows a different version.

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

For the greater good, guys, kill Yamada Naoko before she kills anime.

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

Just saw the mirror in half.

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

Never mind, 4 weighings is 39. 5 is 120.

Formula is 3^1 + 3^2 + … + 3^n.

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

isn't it B? if it is, isn't this really simple? I've always glanced past this image before

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

Aw, one off.

William Myers
William Myers

I'd post this.

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

Why the fuck mods aren't banning tokyo ghoul fags? They are the most cancerous, pretentious cunts in this board. What the actual fuck. Oh wait, mods are incompetent.

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

There is no right answer. It's a shitty paradox, not a real problem.

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

I was once a kurokofag, should I fagging on her again?

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

Fuck off you 19 year old bitch

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

Osomatsu-san was that much of a success? Fujobucks (and everyone else to a lesser degree) strong.

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

Why is it Fujoshit? I haven't watched it, but the art style doesn't look very fujo.

Benjamin Gray
Benjamin Gray

Nah, they just don't have lives, maybe we should strike harder with our neet methods? For once?

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

You can't, those are both from the bench. They were never weighed against each other before so there would be no way to tell which one of them is the unique marble.

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

The actual show itself isn't targeted at fujoshi for the most part. That hasn't stopped artists from using the main characters, the six brothers, as inspiration for their own homo fueled fantasies. A good portion of the fanbase is most certainly fujoshi from what I've seen discussed and drawn.

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

Fujos wasted their all money on it. Also check pixiv, the 18r filled with this shit

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

If both are equal then the red one is the odd one out and we'd know the answer from the first weighing.
If they are different then again, the answer depends on the first weighing. If 4 greens were the lighter side then the lighter one is the odd one out for being lighter than the rest. If 4 greens were the heavier side then the heavier one is the odd one out for being heavier than the rest.

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

we used to have a guro and loli board

still sad boys

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

Isn't /d/ basically guro?

David Hill
David Hill

lol I would do the same with this

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

that pic
someone's been playing MGS2

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

That, loli, and furry are the three forbidden things there. Oh, and also consensual intercourse in the missionary position.

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

Always!

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

SNK thread

They'll just think it's about a kof or metal slug anime.

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

That one copy pasta how to make anime famous. Ask them to solve that paradox to save anime in the future.

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

Shit, you're right. It's the same reasoning behind the test for the two red marbles, forgot about that.

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

IN THE FACE OF DEATH
I WILL HAVE NO REMORSE

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

I would post Madoka too but I'd take credit for it and since I'm from the future I'd just get enough money for the VAs and have them say their lines real quick and sell the idea to toonami and everyone will think the US is better than Japan because we did something new.

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

Look the seiyuu cast up and you'll understand. It was also a show about 6 close brothers, obviously that means they're all gay for each other right

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Anon from the future here. There's still no Yotsubato anime.

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

Assuming that A,B,C and D are the answers and the percentages below represent their probabilities of success, the probability of getting an answer correct is:

(1/4)(1/4) + (1/4)(1/2) + 0 + (1/4)(1/4)
1/16 + 2/16 + 1/16
1/4

the answer is you have a 1 in 4 chance

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

There are two possible answers.
cocaine and alcohol?

Adam Price
Adam Price

the boat floating away is a more plausible cause holy shit that's a stupid ass question

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

Seriously? Can't everyone just start chucking mass into the boat until it lowers then? Or does this pontoon have 15 feet high walls or something. Is the boat not anchored, like most boats would be when you stop in the middle of the fucking sea?

Weak riddle

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

40

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

Sometimes the details of all of it don't really matter.
Sometimes, all that matters is the result.

What happened?
They drowned.

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

This is a pretty bad logic puzzle since who wouldn't be able to climb back onto a shitty excuse of a boat.

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

logic puzzles are only good when they can be applied to current situations, or historically understood conceptions.

Most pontoons have steps inbuilt to their design.

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

I have any easy one for you.

Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes

The only correct answer.

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

And then Boruto's beginning.

And then the timeskip where Naruto is dead.

John James
John James

Someone's really bad at naming and keeping fish.

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

Yes, but that answer is both A and D, and since you can choose either of those two out of 4 at random, the probability jumps to 50%. However, that answer is also given in B, so now A, B, and D are correct answers following this line of logic. However, 50% != 25%, thus forming a contradiction that leads the probability of getting a right answer to be 0, though since that's a potential answer in C, the probability becomes 25%, thus forming another contradiction.

TL;DR it's a paradox. I wonder if the guy who made that image even though it was, or was just shitposting to rustle jimmies.

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

One of the fish is named "One" and the other is named "Two."

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

Dat boi

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

1 because it is between 1 and 0

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

this kills the AI

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

Which logic puzzles are the best and why are they induction puzzles?

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

All pieces were available at the start.

didn't specify how big the boat is
didn't specify how many people were on the boat
ridiculously vague and uncommon answer hinges on these pieces of information

If you actually weren't trolling you should kill yourself.

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