I want Captain Mike to be my father if you get what I mean desu.
I want Moka to bear my children if you know what I mean.
How was Mike planning on getting onboard the Musashi?
Captain Mike is so kakkoii
REEE ISLAS MALVINAS ARE RIGHTFUL ARGENTINIAN CLAY
butthurt Argie detected. Are you upset that your entire navy is sinking in port?
when you see the father of your baby get in a boat crash
In the world of HAIFURI, fixed wing aircraft are the exclusive advanced technology of the Somalian Empire.
Disgusting Japanese could not even comprehend these machines.
Your father abandon your family to spent his time with his mistress.
Seems about right.
More like your mother's husband.
Not using this picture
Mashiro went to Blue Mermaid Festa with her sister Mafuyu
Her goal was to board the Musashi as it would be there for public viewing
Got forced to workd as scheduling coodinator and has to run around the whole venue
Kuroki went to BMF with her parents but wandered off alone
Shiro bumped into Kuro in a rush
When Kuro was about to fall into the sea, Shiro saved her, apologized then ran off
Kuro thought that Shiro was a bit cool, but since she was in a bad mood, she decided to follow Shiro to tell her off
Meanwhile, Shiro thought that Kuro somehow gave off a nostalgic scent
Shiro was forced to stand in for Mafuyu in a 100 meters sprint race as the later was missing
After that, she had to take part in a quiz show where participants sat on a slide that tiltes everytime they make a wrong answer
Then, she became the host of the skipper show
After seeing all the stuffs Shiro did, Kuro was tottaly engrossed and wanted to be of help to her in someway
Shiro was released after the skipper show
On her way to where the Musashi was, she heard a loli cried as her stamps paper was blown away by the wind
She chased after the paper and fell into the sea when she caught it
It turned out the loli was lost so Mashiro went to find her mother with her
When they finally found the loli's mother, the mother handed Shiro a towel, saying that another girl asked her to do so
Kuro watched from afar, hoping that she was somewhat helpful to Shiro then went back to her parents, telling them that she wanted to become a Blue Mermaid
Shiro finally arrived at the port and thought that she had made it in time to board the Musashi
When she wiped her face with the towel, she once again faced with a nostalgic and calming scent and wondered where she has smelled it today
While she was catching her breath, the Musashi slowly moved and went away right before her eyes
Shiro screamed after it, telling it to wait for her but sneezed before she could finish the sentence
So reading that Mashiro has no chance to get into Mike cabin and will always lose to Mike's BFF waifu, and instead she will get paired with Kuro who by the looks of it supported her before?
The entire crew is going to form a huge daisy chain of lesbian fucking
Which of the girls is the most lesbian?
Did the creators give a reason for planes not existing in Furiverse?
My guess is they're still triggered by Yamato and Musashi getting skullfucked by US aircraft carriers and this is their safe space for them
Giving high school girls battleships was a mistake.
The staffs literally said that if planes existed then they would take the spotlight away from the ships and so, because this was a ship anime, they decided to make it a world with no plane.
Take the spotlight away
So in other words they knew ships would get their shit pushed if planes existed and created a safe space for them.
Destroyers though, that was fine.
Dunno why people are mad at the events unfolding. At some point mind control and electronics interference was going to be presented, at least now we can focus on combat and the masterminds behind it.
Kind of sucks that a possibly good cute girls and naval ships ends up tossing realism out the window (even more so than GuP) but navy ships are made in distinct tiers, so there was no way a destroyer would ever take on a battleship 1 on 1 and a modern destroyer would fuck everyone's shit up. Hell, they couldn't even add planes. Sucks that we have to turn our brains off, but that's the only way the show's premise even works.
Which Hai would you Furi?
People are getting their panties in a bunch over improbable events happening like Shima intercepting a shot with one of her own when we have mind control hamsters. It's ridiculous, people just want to complain.
Entire bridge crew, but Jesus every girl is great.
I'm feeling healed already
Brown is really cute, I want to embarass her by making her wear cute clothes.
Try to find one - ONE - Haifuri girl with an acceptable military haircut.
Everyone except for the bridge crew (with the sole exception of best girl Mei-chan) . I wish the other departments got some more screentime.
Koko is my wife.
But you see user, that chart is clearly labeled U.S. Army! These girls aren't in the army, let alone from the United States!
No, loose hair and hairtie colour.
Koko is my cumdump.
Pure white from all the semen I dumped to her.
What's doubly stupid about it is that it dims the spotlight. We'll never see beautiful cascades of anti-aircraft fire, or the Harekaze charging to break up a squadron of torpedo bombers making an attack run on the Musashi. Fuck, Strike Witches was all about aerial combat and it still found room for surface ships to be fucking awesome.
Pic related. Yorktown and her escorts battling Hiryuu's bombers at Midway.
At the very least, they should have pulled a MuvLuv and said that anti-air laser systems were developed early, so nobody bothers sending aircraft against warships anymore.
Koko would never be in love with a man!
Koko fantasizes about being raped by a man.
Koko fantasizes about cute girls and watching TV, she told me herself.
Kyaa, Admiral! It will never fit!
Fufu, don't worry, miss. You won't be able to live without it when we're done.
LET ME BE YOUR
I want to fuck her
OP full lyrics.
Are military regulations really this stupid?
By regulation everything in the military must be stupid.
Do you have a problem with the grooming standards?
The lyrics are too grim for this anime.
Yeah, it sure sounds like someone is going to sacrifice themselves for the greater good at the end of the show.
Hair is a liability for both combat and PR.
Those girls lookin' like a buncha Elvis's!
don't forget about for maintenance too. Those girl's hair are perfect for getting caught in gears...
Machine operation in general.
Would I grab her by the ankle, flip her onto her back and commence breeding?
My torpedoes will run hot, straight, and normal.
I want to watch her push out her hot torpedoes, if you know what I mean.
Is Mike going down with her ship?
GTFO. They're Blumers, not stinky wellfare queens
I believe that Shiro will get lucky from Mike's sacrifice.
You mean dependables?
Don't shorten Blue Mermaids!
If they didn't have toilet paper would they become Brown Mermaids?
Or they can say political affair is getting in the way and US being an ass for stripping down Japanese Air military post-war.
Nope, they would use administrative redundant paperwork, as per the best Naval traditions.
And Kuro will get lucky with Shiro.
No, it was clearly seen that she chose to left the ship and her crew and chase after her waifu.
What if they ran out of those too? Would they use clothes?
Mafuyu or Mashimo?
Mafuyu. I love comfy onee-sans.
I want to worship the Captain!
Mashiro forcefully taking command of the ship when?
I just love failed mutinies
I hope Ep7, only to cause the Harekaze to sink and Mike doing his last duty as Harekaze rightful captain while Shiro survives a broken man.
tfw this is real
Can we stop the Mashiro bullying? She is for hugs and love.
grimderps trying this hard
Mashiro forcefully taking command of Mike when?
implying it will not be the opposite
Mike will give Shiro a tough lesson about hierarchy. In bed.
Now that I think about it, Shiro is pretty honest around Kuro and is not as rude to her as she is to everyone else on the bridge.
Shiro is only for hugs and kisses!
Probably because Kuro actually knows what the fuck she's doing.
Kuro's not on the bridge. Kuro's second in engineering department.
Will Kuro's coup involve her usurping chief Maron come to think of it?
Did anyone actually buy a Blahaj in the end?
This image gave me cancer, thanks man I was hoping to die soon.
No since those cunts at IKEA won't sell me any.
I will tomorrow.
My girlfriend's wife is so cute.
Provide pics as proof.
I was wrong, they don't sell it online here (Italy).
This explains a lot.
They don't sell it online in the UK too.
Fuck, they don't even sell it anymore in physical stores.
you will never hug a BLAHAJ just like Shiro did
I will never be a cute anime girl either.
Nautically correct subs and more fitting BGM version by /ak/ maybe. Yay?
But you're a cute anime girl in your heart, right?
How hard is it to google search?
Heart and soul.
mfw all three of my local IKEA store don't have BLAHAJ in store
I want to be Shiro's stuffed toy.
IMPERIAL JAPANESE CURRY!
The power of yuri
I know what I'm having for lunch this Friday.
I want to date her with marriage in mind.
Kak mohg znat ya shtoh tee oomriosh?
Do svidonia, byehreg rodnoy
Kak nam troodnag pridstahvit shtoh eto nyeh sohn
Rodina, dom radnoy
Do svidonia Rodina
Ay. Avepakhod, avepakhod, nass val nahmarskaya zhdyot nyehdazh dyotsyah
Nass zah vootmarskaya dah, ee preeboy!
Salute otsam ee nashem dedum
Zahvietum eekh fsigdah vierney
Tepierre nichtoh, nee astanoivit
Pabiedney shark, radnoy straney
Tiy pliyvee, pliyvee bestrashna
Gordest say viernykh marieye
Revoluytziye nadezhdah sgoostk vierif sekh luydeye
Rahpar tu ium miy nashe pabiediy
V'oktyabreh, v'oktyabreh, Novie meeir fahli numnashy dehidiy
None of those sellers are IKEA though and they're asking twice the actual price for it.
Yeah there's an eBay one up for £37, that's just too much.
Who's the father?
I want to marry her with divorce in mind
What a potty mouth on that girl.
I'd be okay with her making my mouth potty, if you know what I mean.
Moeka having rough sex with Mike and impregnating her in the next episode?
There's never been a more perfect couple.
Long hair is a liability for CQC and when working with heavy machinery/fire.
Hair that doesn't look formal is a liability when stupid fat cats show up.
Because Kuro makes Shiro feels nostalgic
What would it be like to bang a girl who wears cute underwear
Most rapeable Haifuri.
Speaking of military hairstyles, in my experience it's all about looking uniform. You think in war anyone cares about how people do their hair?
Nobody cares what your hair looks like as long as it's tied.
you're fucking a haifuri's shit hole
suddenly she clenches down
you feel a lumpy yet mushy object hit the tip of your dick
you both stare at each other in horror
she's been holding it in because of the lack of toilet paper
she begs you not to cum inside because it'll be super hard to clean up
you cum inside anyway
What is this position trying to suggest?
How different does German pussy feel compared to Japanese high school girl pussy?
Smells and feels more like schweinfleisch instead of seafood.
Is that good?
Mike who got drunk with her one night and decided to let off some steam.
It's that good.
I don't know how to explain it, but it feels like there'd be something exquisite about fucking Mina that you can't get with any other Haifuri.
That's not quite it, user. I love Mina, but not particularly because of her tits.