Haifuri

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

I want Captain Mike to be my father if you get what I mean desu.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubmVIGGbwic
http://www.amazon.com/Ikea-BLAHAJ-402-980-27-Stuffed-Animal/dp/B00IC60G62
Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

I want Moka to bear my children if you know what I mean.

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

How was Mike planning on getting onboard the Musashi?

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

Captain Mike is so kakkoii

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

REEE ISLAS MALVINAS ARE RIGHTFUL ARGENTINIAN CLAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubmVIGGbwic

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

top kek

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

butthurt Argie detected. Are you upset that your entire navy is sinking in port?

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

when you see the father of your baby get in a boat crash

Jack Clark
Jack Clark

In the world of HAIFURI, fixed wing aircraft are the exclusive advanced technology of the Somalian Empire.

Disgusting Japanese could not even comprehend these machines.

Leo Peterson
Leo Peterson

Your father abandon your family to spent his time with his mistress.
Seems about right.

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

Father
More like your mother's husband.

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

Not using this picture

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

Repost.
Mashiro went to Blue Mermaid Festa with her sister Mafuyu
Her goal was to board the Musashi as it would be there for public viewing
Got forced to workd as scheduling coodinator and has to run around the whole venue
Kuroki went to BMF with her parents but wandered off alone
Shiro bumped into Kuro in a rush
When Kuro was about to fall into the sea, Shiro saved her, apologized then ran off
Kuro thought that Shiro was a bit cool, but since she was in a bad mood, she decided to follow Shiro to tell her off
Meanwhile, Shiro thought that Kuro somehow gave off a nostalgic scent
Shiro was forced to stand in for Mafuyu in a 100 meters sprint race as the later was missing
After that, she had to take part in a quiz show where participants sat on a slide that tiltes everytime they make a wrong answer
Then, she became the host of the skipper show
After seeing all the stuffs Shiro did, Kuro was tottaly engrossed and wanted to be of help to her in someway
Shiro was released after the skipper show
On her way to where the Musashi was, she heard a loli cried as her stamps paper was blown away by the wind
She chased after the paper and fell into the sea when she caught it
It turned out the loli was lost so Mashiro went to find her mother with her
When they finally found the loli's mother, the mother handed Shiro a towel, saying that another girl asked her to do so
Kuro watched from afar, hoping that she was somewhat helpful to Shiro then went back to her parents, telling them that she wanted to become a Blue Mermaid
Shiro finally arrived at the port and thought that she had made it in time to board the Musashi
When she wiped her face with the towel, she once again faced with a nostalgic and calming scent and wondered where she has smelled it today
While she was catching her breath, the Musashi slowly moved and went away right before her eyes
Shiro screamed after it, telling it to wait for her but sneezed before she could finish the sentence

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

So reading that Mashiro has no chance to get into Mike cabin and will always lose to Mike's BFF waifu, and instead she will get paired with Kuro who by the looks of it supported her before?

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

The entire crew is going to form a huge daisy chain of lesbian fucking

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

Which of the girls is the most lesbian?

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

Kuro.

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

Did the creators give a reason for planes not existing in Furiverse?

My guess is they're still triggered by Yamato and Musashi getting skullfucked by US aircraft carriers and this is their safe space for them

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

Giving high school girls battleships was a mistake.

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

The staffs literally said that if planes existed then they would take the spotlight away from the ships and so, because this was a ship anime, they decided to make it a world with no plane.

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

Take the spotlight away
So in other words they knew ships would get their shit pushed if planes existed and created a safe space for them.

Noice.

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

Destroyers though, that was fine.

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

Dunno why people are mad at the events unfolding. At some point mind control and electronics interference was going to be presented, at least now we can focus on combat and the masterminds behind it.

Kind of sucks that a possibly good cute girls and naval ships ends up tossing realism out the window (even more so than GuP) but navy ships are made in distinct tiers, so there was no way a destroyer would ever take on a battleship 1 on 1 and a modern destroyer would fuck everyone's shit up. Hell, they couldn't even add planes. Sucks that we have to turn our brains off, but that's the only way the show's premise even works.

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

Which Hai would you Furi?

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

People are getting their panties in a bunch over improbable events happening like Shima intercepting a shot with one of her own when we have mind control hamsters. It's ridiculous, people just want to complain.

Aiden Ortiz
Aiden Ortiz

Entire bridge crew, but Jesus every girl is great.

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

I'm feeling healed already

John James
John James

Brown is really cute, I want to embarass her by making her wear cute clothes.

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

Try to find one - ONE - Haifuri girl with an acceptable military haircut.

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

Everyone except for the bridge crew (with the sole exception of best girl Mei-chan) . I wish the other departments got some more screentime.

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

Mike's?

Brandon Ramirez
Brandon Ramirez

Koko is my wife.

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

But you see user, that chart is clearly labeled U.S. Army! These girls aren't in the army, let alone from the United States!

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

No, loose hair and hairtie colour.

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

Machi?

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

Koko is my cumdump.

Evan Hughes
Evan Hughes

She's pure!

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

Pure white from all the semen I dumped to her.

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

What's doubly stupid about it is that it dims the spotlight. We'll never see beautiful cascades of anti-aircraft fire, or the Harekaze charging to break up a squadron of torpedo bombers making an attack run on the Musashi. Fuck, Strike Witches was all about aerial combat and it still found room for surface ships to be fucking awesome.

Pic related. Yorktown and her escorts battling Hiryuu's bombers at Midway.

At the very least, they should have pulled a MuvLuv and said that anti-air laser systems were developed early, so nobody bothers sending aircraft against warships anymore.

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

Koko would never be in love with a man!

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

Koko fantasizes about being raped by a man.

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

Koko fantasizes about cute girls and watching TV, she told me herself.

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

Kyaa, Admiral! It will never fit!
Fufu, don't worry, miss. You won't be able to live without it when we're done.

James Long
James Long

TAKE ME
TAME ME
MAKE ME
YOUR ANIMAL
SHOW ME
STROKE ME
LET ME BE YOUR
ANIMAL

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

I want to fuck her

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

OP full lyrics.

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

Are military regulations really this stupid?

Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

By regulation everything in the military must be stupid.

John Hughes
John Hughes

Do you have a problem with the grooming standards?

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

The lyrics are too grim for this anime.

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

Yeah, it sure sounds like someone is going to sacrifice themselves for the greater good at the end of the show.

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

Hair is a liability for both combat and PR.

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

Those girls lookin' like a buncha Elvis's!

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

don't forget about for maintenance too. Those girl's hair are perfect for getting caught in gears...

Matthew King
Matthew King

Anally.

Jace Phillips
Jace Phillips

Would you?

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

Machine operation in general.

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

Would I grab her by the ankle, flip her onto her back and commence breeding?

My torpedoes will run hot, straight, and normal.

Zachary Scott
Zachary Scott

I'll wait.

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

I want to watch her push out her hot torpedoes, if you know what I mean.

William Bell
William Bell

Is Mike going down with her ship?

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

military
GTFO. They're Blumers, not stinky wellfare queens

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

I believe that Shiro will get lucky from Mike's sacrifice.

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

You mean dependables?

David Garcia
David Garcia

Don't shorten Blue Mermaids!

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

*dispensables

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

If they didn't have toilet paper would they become Brown Mermaids?

Grayson Scott
Grayson Scott

Or they can say political affair is getting in the way and US being an ass for stripping down Japanese Air military post-war.

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

Nope, they would use administrative redundant paperwork, as per the best Naval traditions.

John Cox
John Cox

And Kuro will get lucky with Shiro.

William Thompson
William Thompson

No, it was clearly seen that she chose to left the ship and her crew and chase after her waifu.

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

What if they ran out of those too? Would they use clothes? Shiro's plushies?

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

Mafuyu or Mashimo?

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

Mafuyu.

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

Mafuyu. I love comfy onee-sans.

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

I want to worship the Captain!

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

*Expendables

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Mashiro forcefully taking command of the ship when? I just love failed mutinies

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

I hope Ep7, only to cause the Harekaze to sink and Mike doing his last duty as Harekaze rightful captain while Shiro survives a broken man.

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

tfw this is real

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

Can we stop the Mashiro bullying? She is for hugs and love.

James Lewis
James Lewis

grimderps trying this hard

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

Mashiro forcefully taking command of Mike when?

Jaxon Kelly
Jaxon Kelly

Agreed, Kuro.

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

implying it will not be the opposite
Mike will give Shiro a tough lesson about hierarchy. In bed.

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

Now that I think about it, Shiro is pretty honest around Kuro and is not as rude to her as she is to everyone else on the bridge.

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

Shiro is only for hugs and kisses!

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

Probably because Kuro actually knows what the fuck she's doing.

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

Kuro's not on the bridge. Kuro's second in engineering department.
Will Kuro's coup involve her usurping chief Maron come to think of it?

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

Did anyone actually buy a Blahaj in the end?

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

This image gave me cancer, thanks man I was hoping to die soon.

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

No since those cunts at IKEA won't sell me any.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

I will tomorrow.

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

My girlfriend's wife is so cute.

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

Provide pics as proof.

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

I was wrong, they don't sell it online here (Italy).

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

This explains a lot.

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

They don't sell it online in the UK too.

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

Fuck, they don't even sell it anymore in physical stores.

Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

you will never hug a BLAHAJ just like Shiro did

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

I will never be a cute anime girl either.

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

Nautically correct subs and more fitting BGM version by /ak/ maybe. Yay?

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

But you're a cute anime girl in your heart, right?

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

http://www.amazon.com/Ikea-BLAHAJ-402-980-27-Stuffed-Animal/dp/B00IC60G62

IN STOCK

How hard is it to google search?

James Thomas
James Thomas

Heart and soul.

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

mfw all three of my local IKEA store don't have BLAHAJ in store

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

I want to be Shiro's stuffed toy.

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

IMPERIAL JAPANESE CURRY!

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

The power of yuri

Jose Wright
Jose Wright

I know what I'm having for lunch this Friday.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

I want to date her with marriage in mind.

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

Holodna hmoora.
Eemruchnoh v'doosheh
Kak mohg znat ya shtoh tee oomriosh?
Do svidonia, byehreg rodnoy
Kak nam troodnag pridstahvit shtoh eto nyeh sohn
Rodina, dom radnoy
Do svidonia Rodina
Ay. Avepakhod, avepakhod, nass val nahmarskaya zhdyot nyehdazh dyotsyah
Nass zah vootmarskaya dah, ee preeboy!
Salute otsam ee nashem dedum
Zahvietum eekh fsigdah vierney
Tepierre nichtoh, nee astanoivit
Pabiedney shark, radnoy straney
Tiy pliyvee, pliyvee bestrashna
Gordest say viernykh marieye
Revoluytziye nadezhdah sgoostk vierif sekh luydeye
V'oktyabreh, v'oktyabreh
Rahpar tu ium miy nashe pabiediy
V'oktyabreh, v'oktyabreh, Novie meeir fahli numnashy dehidiy

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

None of those sellers are IKEA though and they're asking twice the actual price for it.

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

Yeah there's an eBay one up for £37, that's just too much.

John Russell
John Russell

CUTE.

Logan Jones
Logan Jones

Who's the father?

David Young
David Young

I want to marry her with divorce in mind

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

What a potty mouth on that girl.

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

I'd be okay with her making my mouth potty, if you know what I mean.

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

Moeka having rough sex with Mike and impregnating her in the next episode?

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

There's never been a more perfect couple.

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

soon

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

Long hair is a liability for CQC and when working with heavy machinery/fire.

Hair that doesn't look formal is a liability when stupid fat cats show up.

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

Because Kuro makes Shiro feels nostalgic

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

What would it be like to bang a girl who wears cute underwear

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

Criminal.

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

Rin Rin

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

10/10

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

Most rapeable Haifuri.

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

Speaking of military hairstyles, in my experience it's all about looking uniform. You think in war anyone cares about how people do their hair?

Nobody cares what your hair looks like as long as it's tied.

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

you're fucking a haifuri's shit hole
suddenly she clenches down
you feel a lumpy yet mushy object hit the tip of your dick
you both stare at each other in horror
she's been holding it in because of the lack of toilet paper
she begs you not to cum inside because it'll be super hard to clean up
you cum inside anyway

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

What is this position trying to suggest?

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

How different does German pussy feel compared to Japanese high school girl pussy?

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

Smells and feels more like schweinfleisch instead of seafood.

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

Is that good?

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

Mike who got drunk with her one night and decided to let off some steam.

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

It's that good.

Matthew Fisher
Matthew Fisher

I don't know how to explain it, but it feels like there'd be something exquisite about fucking Mina that you can't get with any other Haifuri.

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

Tits.

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

That's not quite it, user. I love Mina, but not particularly because of her tits.

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