How is this allowed?
Choro is the worst brother
Don't forget it.
He's just being honest.
Sakurai looks offended and Ono is just happy to be there.
I love Sakurai. Is he still single?
Irino and FukuJun are hot
The please of being
a Karamatsu girl
No this shit again
OnoD is such a cute old man, I want to bully him.
Just an article about how Ichi and Kara goods sell like crazy while Totty and Choro are unpopular and don't sell goods as much as the others.
And what is the meaning of that?
Totty and Choro are unpopular and don't sell goods as much as the others
SHIT TASTE, fuck nips.
He doesn't lie or hide the truth like his brothers. Besides that he is just indifferent unlike some of his other brothers use their bad traits to make them look better.
They'll never learn that their shit pairing isn't welcome here, just report them.
Made a folder for the sexy matsu models. All thanks go to jyushitmatsu from twitter.
Justice. But Totty deserves better.
Thanks for giving a reason to piss you off in every thread, you're cute
Hopefully it stays that way I prefer actually being able to buy the merch then having to fight others for it in a blood bath.
Go back to tumblr retard.
You first, shitter.
Twitter's threading system is the worst so here's tidbits of translations from the anan magazine in a paste.
The good thing about matsu is that they don't ignore unpopular characters in making goods because they're sextuplets.
Nakamura is losing weight.
God their looks fit their roles perfectly.
But is Sugita losing his bald spot?
Q: Any words of gratitude for Jyushimatsu you'd like to convey?
A: I don't have anything to say, but... a while ago when I lost my beloved cat, he was the one who found it. I thought it was kind of nice.
Q: What do you like about Jyushimatsu?
A: His wildness. I feel like I just can't win.
Q: Any words of gratitude for Todomatsu you'd like to convey?
A: Always, aria-tokudai sayonara homerun!
Q: What do you like about Todomatsu?
This is cute.
My favourite is hunched Fukujun. Makes sense since slouching lowers your pitch but it's funny to see that body language in a picture.
Would fujos riot and destroy all their osmt merch and post pictures online if the neets finally lost their virginity in an episode?
They already did.
@jyushitmatsu reposted the Kara quote re Choro that was missed by the pastebin.
Q: Any words of gratitude for Choromatsu you'd like to convey?
A: Brother, thanks for always admiring me. Continue to admire me from here on as well, alright?
Q: What do you like about Choromatsu?
A: The fact that he's my brother. I'll leave it at that.
No, that's retarded behavior, the draw is how pathetic they are as a whole, not just their virginity status.
Basically he wouldn't give a shit about him if they weren't related. Which sometimes would sum up some sibling relationships.
More for me.
Basically sibling love.
That's the most cynical possible reading of that, but I guess. It could also mean that above all else, he's glad to have Choromatsu for a brother. It isn't like Karamatsu to be meanspirited that way.
Ono and Nakamura look cartoony as hell.
Sakurai looks like a Lupin character though.
Nice, they just recolored these circus ones
What are the weakest relationships between the six?
Choro doesn't seem especially tight with any of them, does he?
Ichi has Jyushi and his love-hate thing with Kara.
Totty seems to do well with Oso and Jyushi, but is ice cold to the rest.
Jyushi is both close to and distant from everyone but Ichi. He'd be a hard one to have any kind of substantial relationship with.
Nailed the caricatures, especially Nakamura and Kamiya.
Well, Jyushi seems to have a close relationship with Totty and Kara, and Oso is probably the most big brother-y towards Ichi.
Choro has Oso.
Oso = Choro and Totty
Kara = All of them ( and he copied Oso sometimes, so Oso)
Choro = just Oso
Ichi = Jyushi (and Oso)
Jyushi = Ichi
Totty = Jyushi and Oso
I entirely forgot about Kara and Jyushi hanging out on the roof together, and about the pachinko winnings. That was good.
I feel like I'm forgetting seeing Oso and Choro spending time together. They were awesome drunk together in the last episode, but what were their big other brotherly moments? I need to rewatch already.
Choro bitches at Oso he doesn't even seem to even acknowledge him like Oso asking him to go on a trip. The only time they are buddy buddy is when they are drunk. Maybe when they were younger they were closer but not so much now. Honestly I don't think Choro really isn't on good terms with any of his brothers since he stated several times he hates being a sextuplet.
They're almost always next to one another when they're all in a group and in promotional material. They also interact the most with one another on a solo basis though their interactions are more in the background a lot of the time. They fight most of the time but the times when they aren't they're basically on the same wavelength with one another like during the mixer skit.
They're a classic tsukkomi and boke pair though and their personalities bounce off each other well.
ichi and totty enjoyed the poll in their ass
True sluts right there
thank you for sharing!
Any chance some kind anons were planning on translating these?
WE are HIS sex toys
We also got Lets secross! in english recently. This was a few days ago.
Oh, theres also this kickass omorashi comic in english: (its seriously good)
Why are they posing like they're from JoJo?
Could you make individual crops user?
I don't mind I'll do it tomorrow
Choro always trying to be the straight man until he gets mind broken is always nice to see.
As requested last thread.
Honestly if ichi was actually holding a ichislug that shit would sell really well
You even did the background picture.
Nice slug Ichi user.
I left my colour marker for the lineart for it though, how embarrassing. I'll be more careful next time.
That is so much better, it's not even funny
You are our savior
We voices mow
Enjoy the sound of Dayoon and that fucking cat.
Holy shit that artist is quick!
Also worth mentioning that their goods have been given the nickname 'stockmatsu' since they're what's usually left and still available even when other characters have sold out.
200 diamonds for logging into HesoWars
Oh yeah I can't wait to get more jump suit Totty.
Damn nice work, user.
And jumpsuit Kara.
They drastically lowered/balanced the APs. I'm glad.
Hesowars updates, shit that's a lot.
- Enemies are now voiced
- You can unlock the matsu's voices, I'm unsure exactly how it works but you'll already have a few
- 200 diamonds
- Pyjamatsu event started, it's 1000 tickets a pull. you'll start seeing sprites of them on twitter (and here) very soon
- Event map is 1000 coins on first win of each level
- Changed AP balance to an extreme degree. Hijirisawa spam is no longer viable, we need to find a new AP imbalance to exploit.
Does the 500+ in the bottom right hand corner every time you win mean you get an extra 500 coins when you watch an ad?
Holy shit, all these glorious updates.
New voice clips are acquired based on various circumstances like pulling a certain form x amount of times in a gacha, getting the mega NEET canon etc. up to a certain level, reaching a certain level on the main stage, leveling up your Matsu. This also applies for exclusive gacha forms so I assume if you don't manage to pull a certain rare form the required number of times the voice clip is permanently locked out.
First one spotted in the wild.
Damn it I just dumped a bunch of my money into him. All my other guys are level ten at least.
No one should suffer from a fate so horrible as this.
I know, mine is level 18. I guess it's better to just stick to the boys.
Thanks to update, got 5 rolls for premium gacha
4 are new matsus I've never got before
2 are gold/5 stars matsus
Thank you Kamimatsu
we need to find a new AP imbalance to exploit.
As long as you have a gold Matsu leveled up high enough you should be fine. My gold idol Choro is at 14 and he managed to take the first five levels of the new event out with a single hit.
I have the worst luck at premium, I've been playing since before WD and have gotten a macaron Totty twice. That's it. Should I spend all of my diamonds right now?
children's day Juice
bath house Totty
Not bad. I know Oso isn't worth leveling up in general but aren't the macaron forms supposed to be decent?
so that explains why I got RPG Totty even though I don't have any more coins for the RPG event. I wonder I can get white day Kara that I missed.
Wait, you can still get the calming detective gatcha?
Great, now i NEED this Ichi.
Just noticed that the roster screen has also improved; there's now a drag and drop function where you can easily replace forms in your party.
Definitely, go for it.
I guess so? Maybe they're giving us all a chance to get all the limited premium and event gatcha that we missed and permanently have them in the premium gacha.
Damn it. Another 2 hour maintenance.
Didn't even get to update the game yet and there is already maintenance again.
suddenly down for maintenance AGAIN
Get your shit together geez.
Glad I did all my shit before that happened. At least look on the bright side more gems possibly.
This might be the best sprite in the entire game.
Same here. Bring on the gems.
I might mute the game everytime I have to play Jyushi. I can't stand his horrible catchphrases.
At least I managed to get a kigurumi Kara before maintenance kicked in again.
Must be amazing to see them acting.
I envy you so much right now
Mother's day F6 going horribly wrong and Totoko making the brothers drink her. 母の日漫画のつもりがチョロへのセクハラ漫画 | 松竹梅 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56816059 #pixiv
Choro fucked his daki so hard the stuffing came out, kek.
I was hoping it be more frog related then more idol shit.
I appreciate the frog-foot cuffs on the sleeves and pants though, it's a very cute touch.
Finally managed to find a site where you can see who's worth leveling up: http://osomatusan.com/osomatsu-12/
Because Jojo poses are from fashion magasines.
tfw spent the most on the most useless versions
Holy shit that's hilarious.
I thought it was obvious who to pick based on how high their ap cost was. Since the ones I picked out are the highest I can get until something better pops up.
Can you turn the voices off in the game? It's a nice feature, but it becomes kinda distracting during gameplay.
Nakamura looks like he's trying not to laugh, its adorable.
I'd love to see more behind the scenes stuff of these guys, outtakes even. What are our chances?
I assume voices will count under sound effects, right? You can try muting that.
Maintenance done, and yes we'll be getting diamonds for the inconvenience. To be honest that makes me want them to fuck up the game more, if only temporary.
Holy shit. You have outdone yourself catocide user.
Fuck it's even curry coloured. We will never hear the end of the curry farts now.
I personally love the voice feature, I was always hoping they'd add it.
I can see it getting annoying quickly.
get fifty diamonds
fucking jumpsuit Oso
Jumpsuits are quickly becoming the bane of my life.
I've had to turn it off, it's cool when you get a new one to hear it but hearing the spam isn't fun during battle. Although, this game isn't known for its sound design and music in the first place.
What is Totty's expression trying to convey?
You know the drill
iyami greets you when you open the app
That startled me
These Kara poses fit with any finds.
listening to todomatsus voice clips
He does not sound like himself?
I love how everyone is trying to look sexy, but then theres Jyushi with that stupid little dog.
4 premium gacha pulls
2 jumpsuit jyushis and 2 jumpsuit osos
These outfits are just too cute.
dude weed lmao
Karamatsu: "I cannot run from myself or my destiny. That is why I am not worried over the particulars. I feel pride in being unemployed and a virgin, in fact. You ask if I feel panicked about that? Heh, yes, of course, I feel so panicked that I could just die, in fact.
More like Jumpsuit Wars.
You're teasing me again, aren't you.
Oh I'd tease him alright.
His facade is getting worse these days. He can't even keep it up for an interview.
hatabou's voice clips
He sounds like a Pokemon
all these diamonds
only pulled 3 dupe jumpsuits(ichi, choro, juice) and the cat
everyone pulls ultra rare gold Matsus before the second update
everyone pulls jumpsuits after it
tfw pulled 2 idol Choro twice in a row when I've already had him
I hope this means good things for him come S2...if we get a S2.
I'm going to kill myself. I was looking forward to playing the game and get gold players. Go fuck yourselves everyone.
Get a gold Matsu after a endless stream of jumpsuits
It's a repeat of Macaron Ichi
I fucking knew it was fixed.
Would you let him touch you?
But user, like Oso said Kara is nothing without his painful persona. Identity crisis are not fun.
They already exploited his farting in an ad for his sweatpants. They put one of the Matsu tree-shaped clouds emitting from the ass, and fans were laughing about it.
tfw only pulled 3 gold matsu total
two kara and one oso
at least macaron kara has amazing defense
identity crisis are not fun
Didn't Choro just have one?
Man, I didn't get a single gold. Only jumpsuit. I'll pray that you all die.
You mean Oso, right? Choro just missed his family.
Not that user, but I don't want a tragedy and I don't want a 100% joke episode either. Just something that explores what the heck it all came from.
The writers seem to disagree on Kara so I'd really like some clearing up.
That's Chorofappyrising to you.
two jumpsuit Ichis
Fuck this bullshit. You guys got me all hyped.
At least I have four other gold Matsus and three of them are very useful
At least something that shows a different side to him? Anything would be great at this point.
For Oso too. More older brothers adventures would great actually.
ohsomuchsons translated some of the answers differently
Choro's to the first question
None. He’s the one who should be thanking me.
Ichi to second
His weirdness. I can’t compete.
Totty to second
The way he’s open about his failings.
No idea which one is more accurate but can we all agree that Choro is literally the worst?
Matsus cost less AP to spawn too.
all these complains of people getting jumpsuit matsus
decide to go play and see what i get
two jumpsuit karas in a row
I can finally actually use Todomatsu.
And let the Jyushi spam commence.
Choro does seem to come off as an asshole in these QnA's.
To be fair, jumpsuits always had some crazy ass droprate. People are just upset because some people pulled multiple Golds before it was fixed
Some people have said that RAW Choro comes off as more of an asshole than a tight ass like he does in the subs.
They both look like they're on mdma
Oso said it during Accident & Iyami said it, too. He acts like he's better than everyone else when he's no better than them. It actually makes him worse.
Kara has to by sleeping by him, and I bet Ichi only apologizes because it bugs the others. Alone, he'd let Kara suffer from his fumes.
So that's the reason why he sleeps next to Kara
I can translate the one where Oso fucks everyone.
I'll probably finish it this weekend.
So what's the next step? A porn magazine?
Seconded, pls, the first two look like they're worth actually understanding the context of
Also because I'm thirsty as fuck
all these buttblasted nerds that didn't take advantage of the system when it was vulnerable to get delicious gold
Nii-san would be so disappointed.
At least he is honest instead of pretending to like someone.
keychain with this picture never
Chorofags are scary
Choro is the reason Ichi is starving to death it all makes sense now.
What did you expect, they like Choro.
I'm not really one for bony hands, but if it's Ichi, I guess I'll deal with it.
innocent smile hides the true evil lurking inside
Honestly i don't even give a fuck about the hand charts since their hands don't even look like that in the anime. All this starvation ichi comments are pretty funny though.
Totty looks weird. Like he's not putting on his fake smiley persona he usually has. Like he's looking at someone judgingly or in disgust or something.
At least Totty acknowledges he's a piece of shit.
Yeah cause he started like that.
You're matsu a more static than my matsu.
I missed the fights between the stockmatsus.
But Choro admitted he was just as bad.
you hear about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? he had noBODY to go with and no friends either.
If someone could redraw this or edit it that would be great. Maybe have Oso masturbating and Choro smiling near the end. I guess Ichi and Jyushi could work as well.
That's definitely Oso, kek.
I want to ruffle his hair.
Totoko is higher than them.
Embarassing neets, you are losing steam.
calm down Osomatsu
We've been missing Tottyfags and Chorofags fights for a while
people actually like Bishie Stray Dogshit
Dazai must be turning in his grave.
Why is Kara such a slut.
Osomatsu-san is 3rd in the anime ranking
Kara is 7 and Ichi 10 in male characters
we need 2nd season soon or the swords anime will take the matsus out the chart
Thank you user.
Is the sword anime even going to be interesting or is it just huge bait?
Is that Newtype? only Kara has been ranking since the start but no Matsu ever went to the top 5. Oso and Choro were in the top 10 but Ichi replaced them quickly.
The mix between Otaku and fujos makes these rankings a bit weird. At least Lacus and Kira are out.
Kara still in top 10
Overall, Kara still most popular Matsu. I know that the TPTB didn't expect that at all. Wonder how they are going to fuck him over in S2.
It could be anything. First anime is SoL and ufotable's one can be interesting or a huge pile of filtered fights with edgy backstories.
I-I like it, but I don't think the characters in it are worth getting hard and wet over though.
One anime is going to be moeshit, the other try hard edgyshit from Ufotable. What do you think?
Kara and Ichi were second and third last month.
Post pantless matsus
Really? I've seen 2-3 Newtype rankings but I've never seen any Matsu in the top 5. From which month is this one you mentioned?
I guess it's May.
Nervermind I'm retarded, you meant last month april or march? Nips always release magazines with misplaced dates.
It's a disgrace to the original authors, the characters aren't even halfway decent caricatures. You could remove the literary aspect entirely and there wouldn't be that much of a difference. The shounen powerlevels aspect featuring the most basic possible stands is also depressing. All flash and no substance.
Fateshit should die.
Why the fuck is it getting two adaptions from two different studios?
the puppet kingdom is falling
Because it's super popular and they probably don't want it to be shitty as KanColle anime. Some people want SoL and others want fights and drama past, KanColle mixed everything in one anime.
It's actually a pretty good ideia.
Pierrot might not want it but the ending was pretty much status quo and it's a money machine. They're losing money.
If they don't make one of those drama episodes about him they're seriously missing a huge market right there. Although I hope they make fun of all the people making Kara into an angsty mess too. They should find a balance between the usual bullying and something deeper.
Deeper? After you peel Kara's layer away there is just another Kara under it, right? The pain will go on until he is nothing.
In Ed Edd 'n Eddy there was an episode where Ed got a pebble in his shoe. Now we've already had an episode like that with Jyushi but could one with kara be possible? Or it could be like Love Hina where Keitaro was trying to solve an equation and was unlike himself and they all liked him.
I don't want some edgy shit about him being bullied. I rather him end up just being a little shit to his brothers which in turn makes people realize he isn't perfect.
I want to see Kara literally dropping his spaghetti
and Ichi slurps up the leftovers
No not my perfect hero kara. he is so cool I don't want them to ruin the illusion.
Is that supposed to sound lewd? Because it did.
Implying the fags in these threads wouldn't do the same.
I want all of the Matsus to start complimenting Kara in order to take him down.
actually this is a good question, if any Matsu lost his virginity it will be the end of their popularity?
male idols have to stay pure for the fangirls in japan?
are fujos capable of destroy their husbando merch?
Season 2 episode: Karamatsu Sinking.
Shut the fuck up Ichi
I don't think girls cares that much about the virginity thing.
I would say Ichi and Choro are the ones who have the weakest relationship. Totty and Ichi love to annoy each other, and fujoshit aside Ichi just admires Kara's security in himself, Kara is just nice with all of his brothers, but he has a secret rivality with Oso for the spot as the eldest brother.
Manga Karamatsu >>>>> Anime Karamatsu
are fujos capable of destroy their husbando merch?
user please. Fujos are capable of murder if it comes down to it.
wanting a sad episode of karamatsu in a fucking comedy anime
Oso and Choro relationship is that of little siblings that loved to cause trouble together, but as they became adults one of them matured (kind of) and has dreams on his own, while the other just want to mess around.
I have a different idea that could kill two birds with one stone. Remember in Fresh Prince when Carlton found out the kid wasn't his son and he actually suspected it beforehand because he was still a virgin? What if a lady drops a baby by the door (1) and then the others think that the matsu had sex and thus isn't a virgin (2). The only matsu I can imagine falling for something like that would be Choro however.
Dayoon girl was the only good girl. Good thing she didn't marry Choro, she doesn't deserve that.
We've already had two sad episodes about Juice and Ichi. I don't know why you're so surprised.
I want him to bully his brothers, especially Ichi and Totty because they deserve it
It would've been my instinct to say that yes, having them get girls/lose their virginity/whatever would lower their popularity and appeal, but...
Well, AV-chan is almost universally well received. The vast majority of fans like her and want her as an endgame girl for Jyushi.
she doesn't deserve that.
I really hate how fanart always describes him as this perfect toned elder brother. Not to mention even posts about him always are about his "perfection" and how he is a saint. It's weird how looks like karafags themself don't even seem to like karamatsu for who he really is, which is a worthless virgin NEET brother just like the others.
He's already bullied in each episode though? Though, I think the reason they make him into an angst you mess is because we don't know anything about him so people inject, a lot.
Fujos aren't like male otakus and purityfags, they wouldn't care if the matsus lost their virginity or if they started dating a girl
As long as the matsus keep interacting with each other, it'll keep giving them fuel for their fantasies
He's perfect because they love him. It's not serious.
I'm not surprised though, i just don't want it. What, should all the matsus then have a sad episode?
This would be pretty funny, but it'd mostly only make tumblrinas butt blasted. Anyone who isn't a 14 year old girl knows Kara isn't perfect. A lot of people tend to like him because they either feel bad for him, or notice he (and Jyushimatsu) tend to be the kinder of the siblings. Although there's no denying that some of the "kindness" he shows is fake and part of his stupid cool guy act.
I don't think Kara fans think he's perfect, user. We just don't know that much about him yet, so people project anything they want into him.
fucking dr pepper and hot wings combo
always a faggot
I wouldn't be against it honestly, it was implied several times that he's hiding behind a "cool" persona because he doesn't like his real self. The sad episodes were pretty okay so I'm not too afraid that it might be some edgy forced drama shit.
Fake and fake. The creators go on and on about how terrible they aææ are but are they? They are not that bad. They have more redeeming qualities than bad ones that's for sure. For starters, they are funny.
I like this Kara.
Reminds me of Mikorin.
I wouldn't mind them explaining Karas character a bit deeper, but I wouldn't want some forced drama either.
They look like drug addicts, gay, rich kids.
Choro and Totty are kinda shittier than the average, but the average is not that high to begin with
Female otaku are not like male otaku. As long as the brothers keep interacting it will be ok.
We already had dramatic skits user. They help to balance things out.
I thought people like him, because he is flawed. They are all flawed. It's just that him & Jyushi are slightly nicer than the rest of them.
I like kara because he's painful and I'm a masochist
I like Kara because he's easy to bully.
no episode will ever scare you shitless like Letter did
Even if they made another drama episode it won't be the same.
I love characters that think they are really cool but they are nothing more than idiots.
He was made to be bullied.
The Letter can be funny if you think of it as one of their AU skits, which it essentially was after episode 25.
There are already too many dramatic skits in the anime. Also i don't want every matsu to have a sad episode about them.
4 skits if you count the chibita one
How is that too many?
Watch more comedy anime
Hesowars is not fun after the update.
That's redundant, Ichi's existence is a joke. A cruel joke.
It was never fun.
yeah he plays the bongos even though he has long saxophone fingers that's the real joke.
I like how they do a huge update yet still have done nothing with the golden oden.
He'll die one day.
we all will
Ichi is creative. Not only did he make a Shonosuke he also made the plush kitty. Has he made anything else?
A dick out of mahjong tiles in Star of Hope Totty
He made Coachmatsu die.
what an artist! keep reaching icifags.
We took our meme magic way too lightly and now we suffer the consequences.
Rip coachmatsu ;_;7
He also killed Prince.
And it's only a matter of time before his curry farts kill Karamatsu.
He's 2D, so no
Coach > Aku > Kami > Kara > Ichi > Oso > Totty > Juicy > Choro
We'll have to make sure he dies, 2D or not.
It's time again.
Most purityfags are basement dweller manchildren who've never even held a girl's hand so they would go nuclear. Going by event photos I get the impression that most fujoshits err on the side of normal, dress nicely and keep their powerlevel hidden so they're most likely not as developmentally stunted as to be offended by something like that. They probably wouldn't give a shit.
I can't believe that illustration was released the day after he died.
Please go and stay go.
Japan is a day forward timezone-vise so technically it was the day before.
I loved the older bro antics in the beginning of Dayon Tribe. I was disappointed to see it cut to the younger ones so soon. Choro has plenty of his own moments though, so it's really Oso and Kara I want more focus on.
Thank god this wasn't a another matsu ranking poll. It always saddens me how kara always wins them and totty is dead last everytime. It really shows the shit taste and nature of these threads so well and it's depressing.
If all of the Karafags were rounded up and deported the quality of these threads would definitely increase.
We tried to throw Totty a bone by making the pick-your-top-3 polls but for some reason Oso got popular because everyone kept saying how chill his fans were and everyone wanted to be anonymously cool so there isn't much to do. That's just how life is for Nothingo.
Someone, somewhere, picked ESP kitty
Someone actually voted for that damn cat.
I thought it would be nice if he won for once.
Then why did you put pears, idiot!?
>yfw it's the ESP cat photoshop- user
must be that fucking cat fucker
Have some self confidence Choro-fags, Christ! Show some charisma.
People who say this would not vote for Totty. "Oh I love Totty he's in my top three I wish he was popular" that's not enough. If he's not your #1 then you know why he's never the overall number one.
I get your intent, but that's just going to result in people shitposting about Choro losing to pears or Dayoon or some other thing.
Is the normal diamond gacha the one with the children's day matsus on it right now?
I fucked up. I'm fucking sorry.
fujos tend to look for the subtext in character relations with each other and expand on that rather than imagine a character with themselves.
well, for the most part. there's enough female OC x so-and-so fanfiction and girls getting upset at people for taking 'their' husbando that it's definitely still a thing for some of them.
So would the OC stand-in types and non-yaoi husbandofags count as a type of fujo or not?
It's in the name retard.
y'know, I actually had forgotten that fujo is specifically for yaoi fans and not hardcore female otaku in general. I see it used interchangeably sometimes.
They probably already have since the guy's died and come back before.
They probably get less fans to vote on polls since Totty's probably too far removed from the ideals of a good Japanese man. Too direct with dickishness.
but some male idols and boy bands can't have girlfriend because of the fans, but in the end the female fan hate the girlfriend of his beloved singer/actor and not the actor himself.
I think that they will not have problems with the matsus losing their virginity but yes with one of them getting married or in a serious relationship with someone.
but yes with one of them getting married
Kara got married and no one cared
putting pears in the poll
it's like there's no point
His brothers were worried about him before the marriage.
I hate this goddamn pairing but this is cute.
It doesn't really count if it's for comedy's sake
And even if he'd get married for real fujos wouldn't care anyway, it would even add more fuel to the ichikara crowd, because muh drama
they're just eating together
Any art that shows normal/platonic interactions between Karamatsu and Ichimatsu is shipping now, good to know
Jesus christ he looks fucking adorable in this pic.
Wasn't there a comic where Kara had a family into old age and Ichi felt bad about it when he died because he never told him he loved him or something?
Have you seen the full one?
At the start I hated it too, but now I'm kinda attache d to them acting like good brothers
well it's strange seeing ichimatsu smiling at kara
I want to punch him
roll diamond gacha
jumpsuit totty again
It's a miracle
Their hantens look comfy as fuck. I'd buy one.
damn I didn't know how those where called!
they are awesome I want to buy one
that rule doesn't apply when ichi is drunk
Aren't people more honest when they're drunk? Look at Choro, he's even more of an asshole when he drinks
Kara is so smol
more asshole and less a tight ass, yes I agree
It looks like that cloud is feeling up Ichi and the cat.
Looks like the cat knows.
it's ooc that Ichi would ever get lunch with Kara and enjoy it, so yes this is subtle shipping
Good. If I had hands that ugly, I'd get rid of them too.
He's enjoying the food, not Kara's company.
Maybe Kara just noticed the Pachinko winnings are missing from his jacket sleeve just as he treated Ichi to lunch. Also Ichi shat in the soy sauce.
why most of the karaichi comics starts cute but then ends in rape eventually? :(
Reminds me that he actually gave Kara's money to Oso in episode 16, it makes it even funnier
That's enough out of you, rampant KaraIchifag
Remember not to samefag so blatantly, Karafag. The posting times make it obvious.
There's a comic where Ichi licks the blood of his niece/Kara's daughter so he's indirectly tasting Kara's blood and another comic of Ichi crying and masturbating on Kara's grave.
goddamit why people do this
Wouldn't it make more sense to lick his own blood?
Probably wanted to taste what was once a sperm from Kara's balls.
That way he's licking the blood of what used to be Kara's sperm
dr ichi and kara basketball player sure is an au where people should focus more energy
That's just school physician molests a student stuff.
What the hell is with that third extra short? I mean, I know what it is, I just don't get it.
What are you referring to exactly?
Dr Ichigeruge is better
The Kara and Totty short. Are they forming a band?
put some drama on it and it is perfect.
I'm joking tough
anyway found a comic that more than one user here would be glad to read (if he could actually read jap)
the cat dies
It's just a short like the shirotori short. Don't go reaching user.
I'd rather see a school AU where they combine all the school-related skits and costume alts into one place.
Good night sweet prince. You will not be missed.
You mean to tell me Choro and Oso aren't giant robots?
You fools! Death means nothing in the Matsu universe!
They are just doing CPR.
Do us all a favor and end yourself.
tell that to Coachmatsu
Ichi shouldn't have eaten curry before their semifinals. He must live with knowing his farts finally killed a man.
I hope someone will upload this.
Wait, how did we get to this conclusion?
One user has a weird fetish, that's all
Why are you typing like that?
this got too deep and symbolic for me real fast I don't understand a thing.
sorry user I'm not native english speaker and I still sux at writing, what did I do wrong?
I can't understand a single word I thought ichi would get mad or something but after he talks to kara he seems more happy? but he told him the cat died right?
It's a Perfume music video?
Proper capitalization would help; even if you're on your phone that's still no excuse. Don't use surprise boxes either, it's irritating and only newfags abuse them.
Hesokuri Wars has immortalized his farting and so now we must suffer.
No offence, but I can't imagine caring that much about other peoples' grammar when they're perfectly understandable.
'Sux' is annoying chatspeak and I'm with you on the spoiler text, but shit like capitalization? Who cares.
There's no reason for someone to type like a moron just because they're too fucking lazy to make their comment look presentable.
Anyone with half a brain.
I got tripped up when one of them ripped off his face and gave it to Kara and something dripped. Those are not the events I imagined would take place after the cat died.
For what I've seen that's because it's part of a comic series, the all thing about Kara's mask seems to be tight to an event happened when they where young
I also wanted to talk to the version Karamatsu depicted here the same way some people talk to babies and cats. And to give him tiny snacks. And love him.
Yes, everyone wants to adopt Kara. It's a global phenomenon except in his own household. And why?
dress' in tight leather and jewlry
Isn't he a bit gay actually?
In Japan he's a walking gay stereotype. It's kind of funny, actually.
Such as Gintama perhaps? Also how many shows follow Osomatsu's format and still manage to be 20 minutes long? There is no overarching plot in Osomatsu.
Dude, he was just in the drama club in high school
He wouldn't look so straight in America either. Like how in Midnight Cowboy Hoffman's character tells Joe that his cowboy shit is "faggot stuff."
He reminds me a mix between hot topic and a gay biker. Of course saying he is that would be an offence to them both.
I quite like that despite Kara and Totty coming off as gay in Japan and the west, respectively, they both wanna bang girls.
It's odd how much different it is in American culture, in that regards. I imagine the role of Toty and Kara are reversed, as from our perspective Kara is a flamboyant showoff, while Totty is a feminine flamer who sucks dicks on weekends.
Episode where Karamatsu gets adopted by a family of Americans when?
The world is his stage. Example: Star of Hope Totty.
And yet Choromatsu still manages to be a bigger faggot than the both of them combined
Sasuga worst matsu.
And he had a whole section of his schedule reserved to picking up women. God fucking dammit Kara.
I can't wait till we get translations for the voice clips in hesowars. Macaron Kara's victory line seems to be a ramble that fittingly gets cut off.
I want Karamatsu to get close to a girl to the point he thinks they are dating just to reveal she saw him as his gay friend all along.
Are fag hags a thing in Japan as well?
You mean that glittery tank top, 70s booty shorts, and gold shoes?
"she" was just a feminine man in baggy clothing, believing he was into guys as well
He is more of a tightass then a faggot.
Sounds like that would fit Todo more. It would make sense since he always hangs out with girls but can never date one.
why does the quality of this look off?
Girly men being gay is a western thing, though, that doesn't apply. Camp, on the other hand, seems to be universal.
He already considered a man in one universe.
Yep. They're called okoge, after the crispy rice that sticks to the bottom of the pot (okama).
Probably took a PNG scan and then converted it into a JPG.
Being homosexual is one thing but being a raging faggot is another.
I like how this user thinks
still no rip of the short in the Karamatsu DVD
really any karafags but his BD/DVD ?
I've been trying to build a hesokuri team that makes that fucking cat viable, and it just cannot be done. Why would they make him the 30 day reward if he's so nonfunctional!?
That would be awesome.
Which one is that? The shooter one?
I bet Kara would freak out and try to turn them down. Since he probably lied about as long as there is love schtick.
I found the latest magazine polls, no pics though.
It really feels like Kara's gotten more popular lately. I wonder why.
He always has been popular he just switches with Ichi.
Totty's and Choro's popularity always makes me laugh for some reason, even if Totty is one of my favorites,
There's only like a 20% difference from the best to the worst matsu in proportion to the highest one's position. I guess it tells us to go choke on a dick.
And I mean Animedia to be clear.
He's not a reward anymore though. The past 2 times I passed 30th, I got the HP power vamp.
Oso behind Choro and Totty.
Animage fags pls.
That's odd; I got him just last week. Maybe they limit the number of times you can receive him that way?
The high ap ones are not worth it anymore. Which is infuriating since I spent a bunch on Shonoske. Guess its back to maxing out Choro and Ichi again.
Sakurai is such a beautiful man.
Tell me about it.
Is Matsuyo any good? I wouldn't mind having one expensive player to pour excess AP into once I've maxed out the number allowed and it's uselessly accumulating, as long they're even slightly better than the sextuplets. Aside from That Fucking Cat, I've only got her and Totoko to choose from, though.
I used to be able to breeze through level 100 thanks to him but I just tried it again and I don't stand a chance now.
There's a comic where Ichi licks the blood of his niece/Kara's daughter so he's indirectly tasting Kara's blood
I kind of wish the last one is a short in the style of 80s -Kun just to confuse the new audience.
Why don't they act like the -San Matsus?
Why is Chibita homeless?
Papamatsu can speak more than one line?
Why does Iyami seem happier?
GB says she is decent she also speeds up if any of her kids get hurt.
Fucking degenerate, user.
Here you have
I don't see what's so special about that. There are tons of those types of characters in anime. Tamaki for example.
And the kid Matsus being even harder to identify and barely namedropped
Who the heck would have a kid with Kara?
And they do have personality, but it's more in line with how Akatsuka described them. Like you said, it'd just be a guessing game unless they all had the -san seiyuus pretend to be screechy 10 year olds again.
or if they did the hair tints, but it would be funny to see Jyushi and Ichi looking so average.
Most female Nips on twitter probably
It probably doesn't count but from what I heard he had a wife and kids in the Anonee chapter in -kun.
He did, as did Ichi.
Hell, Ichi married a rich girl and became CEO of her dads company, and Kara owns a chain of grocery stores.
not wanting to bear Kara's painful children
Seconding this user , none of them would make perfect dads but he sure would make things hilariously embarrassing for the kids.
Jyushi would be a good dad, especially if he calmed down like in episode 9.
Too bad his kids would get his genes and be Jyushi 2.0.
Ichi married the rich girl in the beer ad "Osomatsu-kun Grows up", and Kara married a naggy woman who owned a greengrocery.
But in the Anonee story, Karamatsu was the only one to marry and his wife and son were pretty homely looking.
Oh, I feel dumb.
Was that chapter ever translated? What happened to other Matsus?
All I can remember is Choro being eternally stuck his age with the same expression and Oso returning back as some old hobo.
I don't know if he'd be a good dad but Oso would be an awesome uncle
Oso would be an ok dad, he wouldn't be able to punish his kids.
that's cute as fuck
MatsunoCafe was going to translate it but went dead.
But the other Matsus 40 years later wound up like this:
Kara married and bald
Choro stuck at age ten screeching "Anonee, I'm Choromatsu" and reciting the alphabet
Ichi bedridden and sickly
Jyushi with barely any hair or teeth left coughing in Todo's face
An old graying Todo crying "Stop coughing at me!"
mfw this thread is a circlejerk about worst matsu
Jyushi with barely any hair or teeth left coughing in Todo's face
40 later they'd be like 50-something, right? That's a bit too early for this kinda stuff
Ichi bedridden and sickly
Feed Ichi, you fuckers.
But I like hungry skeleton Ichi more than fatso Ichi
Kill yourself Karafag
less than 15 days for Matsu's birthday and possible second season announcement.
It's not gonna happen this early
I want to marry Choromatsu!
leave for a few hours
suddenly kusofag central
I don't know how they do it.
It must happen. Kek wills it.
Huh, i thought Kara >>>>>>>> Ichi (in popularity).
I don't see so many nips talk about Ichi, its all about Kara, in Twiiter at least. Rare.
Osomatsu going missing seemed to have some pretty adverse affects on all of them. The parents don't know if he lived or died, and simply wonder "whatever happened to that boy?"
Maybe you follow a lot of Kara's centric ones. I have a variety of Ichi/Kara/Oso so it's a blessing.
He's the ultimate casual yumejoshi bait, that should come as no surprise.
But Kara is far popular than Ichi, but Ichifags love that magazine so...
And no, I'm not Karafag. I love Oso.
Kara >>>>>>>> Ichi
Delusional karafag detected. Please go back to tumblr where you belong.
She isn't so wrong user.
Agree with this, Kara is THE slut of fujos.
Care to explain this one?
Is this bait?
explaining Akatsuka's mind.
Isn't it a bit too early for newfag summer to kick in?
Just report them.
All Karafags are underage girls, user is right.
I'm honestly very curious about demographic data, I bet only Karafags would be retarded enough to do it.
Choro stuck at age ten screeching "Anonee, I'm Choromatsu" and reciting the alphabet
Still the worst ending for any of them.
Yumejoshi =/= fujo. It's like waifufag and yurishitter aren't the same
And bump limit.
We had a comfy thread. See, if the bait is ignored we can have nice things.
Karafags are retarded, this thread is filled with cancer.
These threads are not capable of ignoring bait. All it takes is posting a tumblr filename or pretending to be a girl and there's a 100% chance someone will flip their shit.
Agreed. Besides, it is just the one guy, it's more and more obvious each time because all of the posts about Karafags are in clusters around this time of day, over and over. Maybe one day he'll become bored enough to leave or understand how pointless it is to bitch about something that isn't really a problem.
Tumblr/Twitter cancer isn't a problem.
Fuck, just as the thread ends we get this masterpiece.
Stop putting that ugly cat on every art GODDAMNIT
Choro looks pretty good in that outfit. My only issue with this is that Ichi head looks to big for his body.
What its this?
You better be talking about the orange one.
Jihen cat a cute. CUTE!
【おそ松さん】グッズ 6月1日(水) TSUTAYA先行発売決定！！
According to Tsutaya.
Agreed. Look at this llitle cute fucker.
Ichi has a guitar.
Kara plays the guitar.
I can already hear the fujos creaming themselves.
He's finally getting his sardines.
I'm amazed user.
Ching Chong Nip you too.
Therefore, Kara plays Ichi
I don't see what you're getting at
Nice pants, Ichi.
Juice looks so handsome.
Looks like he stole them from Choro or Totty.
Oh my fucking God, how can that thing get any cuter?? I would trust it with my life.
They fuck in the next comic.