Post cliches you hate

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

Post cliches you hate
Character 'trains' with sword by swinging it at thin air
Is this an actual thing?

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/bk8n9msv2t08a/No_Game_No_Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRYldFpBnIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD6bWswETzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzaO9WXDZjY
http://rq87.flyingomelette.com/HNK/1/49/49.html
Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

you're fucking retarded

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

Uh yes?

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

post anime cliches you hate
he posts one of the few perfectly valid cliches that are cliches because they make sense
Fucking garbage thread 0/10 apply yourself OP.

Camden White
Camden White

Yes, you do that to improve some muscles in your arm that wouldn't normally get worked out by lifting.
You do it to very marginally improve how fast you can swing the sword.
Some European sword enthusiast guy called "Scholagladiatoria" on youtube told me this.

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

You clearly have no idea what you are talking about, OP.

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

Learn something new every day I guess

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

Being this stupid

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

This is now a bash the OP thread
Remember that OP is a massive faggot

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

animals in the anime have an 'X' butthole

and yes it's an actual thing. Shadowing

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

You're a fucking retard.

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

poor things retarded

Ethan Reed
Ethan Reed

MC and villain fighting the whole episode.
Time to get serious
episode ends, real fight will be next episode.

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

by your logic, shadowboxing is also retarded.

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

I'll try to help your shitty thread OP.
MC is portrayed as a cynical and disinterested person that's just too ''lazy'' to care about anything

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

That's not quite as bad as
MC is said to be shit tier but is actually superbly OP in every fucking way as is revealed soon after the first episode begins airing

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

MC is portrayed as an underdog
beats everyone with OP shit anyways

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

Girls are bad cooks
Guys are forced to eat their shitty food for some reason
The reaction of the characters makes it look like the food has nigger cum on it
You already know how the whole fucking thing will transpire, hence it isn't funny anymore.
It's not like it was funny the first time around either.

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

MC and friends are trapped without hope, character we tought was dead returns to save the day.

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

childhood friend loses

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

MC is a genius
this means they can pull literally anything out of their ass because lol science even if it makes no sense
someone is a good cook
UMAIII~~~
OISHIII~~~
PUHAAAA!

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

shitty battle show
someone defeats one of the main characters
he raises up his sword for 5 minutes to kill them
someone saves them at the last second

This is such a shitty way of creating suspense

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

Mysterious transfer student in the middle of the semester
Drinks beer, procedes to PWAAAAAH
Amnesia
Gaijin is fluent japanses speaker "wow your nihongo is really sugoi!"

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

Hating the PWAAAH
Faggot.

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

transfer student somehow knows the MC-kun

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

Absolute Zero is a generic stronger cold power

Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

MC is said to be completely mediocre/average at everything he does.
Somehow he still manages to be a super strong/intelligent guy who gets tons of beautiful girls lusting for his dick and friends admiring him.
He manages to beat the crap out of everyone and save the world, despite being ''average''

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

Transfer student was the girl MC bumped while running late to school earlier in the morning

Insta drop

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

SUPERIOR NIPPON SWORD TECHNIQUE
SWUNG 1000 TIMES

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

MC is a genius
this means they can pull literally anything out of their ass because lol science even if it makes no sense
But I really enjoyed NGNL episode 6.

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

MC-kun is the chosen one
I hate this in every media, what the fuck is the point of a story where there's a fucking plot point that says the MC is the fucking MC?
girls exist to orbit the penis of MC-kun
MC NTRs perfectly respectable people because he's the MC lol
Reading stuff like Kumo and Duke's Daughter have made me hate beta harem MCs with a passion, not only do they NTR hordes of people actually in love but they don't even follow up.

Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

I thought I was oblivious about sports, but this is impressive.

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

What's the problem with this one?It isn't that bad compared to or

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

I hate this in every media, what the fuck is the point of a story where there's a fucking plot point that says the MC is the fucking MC?
What? You already know in these kind of stories that he's the MC and that he's going to win, why does it matter that much if the story admits it?

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

That's because Jibril was in it, it was average otherwise and NGNL is entertaining because the MCs are as Gary Stu as ONIISAMA, you just wait for the bs they pull
desu Nippon sword technique isn't actually bad, so you could just pretend that nips have more emphasis on swords or something as opposed to guns.

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

Yeah, that you're retarded.

Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

yes to train with a katana you need to master the "perfect cut" this requires a lot of muscle control especially in the back butt and triceps, you tone and build these muscle groups by swinging at the air repeatedly like reps in weightlifting, it builds tone and muscle control. the katana is super finicky and brittle if you "cut wrong" you can shatter a katana, million folds be damned.

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

Yes, nigger, practicing motions to get the form down is a thing. Did you actually need to be told this?

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

what the fuck is the point of a story w
I hate it as well, but they do that to give some kind of reason for the MC to care. This and because It works when they want to make the MC an average guy who somehow manages to be super important.

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

It's tired and old.

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

Why not just list every cliche, then?

God, these threads are dumb.

Adrian Harris
Adrian Harris

Because it's artificial as fuck and tends to be the handwaved reason for every new power, gimmick, sensei~, and haremette that shows up. Why does this ancient archangel want to teach YOU of all people? Why did you suddenly discover an ancient relic and gain a power? Why are these girls literally flying to your penis and attaching themselves to it?
This too. It's a lazy way to make the MC care.
Related to this.
BECAUSE HE'S A NICE GUY
and
I CAN'T JUST STAND BY!...despite being a beta shitlord surrounded by proactive alphas, chads, and nerds who all ran away from the danger in question.

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

You talking about Yuri from Duke's Daughter? You know she's actually a honey pot from another country. She's literally making a harem to get influence and destroy it from the inside.

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

Swordsman character takes a stance
Flash
Swordsman is now on the opposite side and his opponent is unharmed
Swordsman sheathes sword, witty one liner optional and the opponent is cut to pieces.

Every time. Even Kirby get in on this shit.

Brandon Cox
Brandon Cox

I know that.
Iai is a legendary move so you can't really blame them for it, just like every hero in western myths has a sword for some reason and all heroes in movies wear full plate.

Jaxson Taylor
Jaxson Taylor

Because is the most commom that authors don't even bother to try something new

For exemple, Girl is terrible at cooking, sometimes they play with this cliché and make the food look terrible but tastes great

Fateful encounters are a bad trope

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

There's some cliches that are really annoying though, like:
Anime shows boobs, panty shots, nude girls, lolis getting molested and sexual innuendo everywhere.
Doesn't show the main couple kissing

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

opinions are a thing.

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

Oh cool. Just wondering. I hate those ntring harem MCs too.

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

That's because Jibril was in it, it was average otherwise
No I very specifically liked the game in that episode. Jibril just brought it more to life with her cuteness. The entire episode was worlds above the rest of the show, the writing even felt deeper with every word of Shiritori (after a certain point) being part of their conversation as well.
Fuck it I'm gonna watch it again now, shit's good.

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

Yeah I learned just how new OP is.

Brody Martin
Brody Martin

Alien crash lands on earth
crashes into Japan
already knows Japanese and is never explained how

I dont care if its some bullshit reason like they're so smart they can learn any language or they have an automatic translator, at least give me a fucking reason.

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Girls suggest going to the Beach/pool
Embarressed when they show up or are looked at is bathing suits they picked

Old Childhood friend that MC met once 10 years ago
still has a love interest from that one time

MC can battle hordes of enemies and is basically the ballsiest man alive when talking to enemies or random people
can't say a complete sentence to a girl

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

I love this

Bonus points for cherry blossoms floating in the breeze as the guy falls.

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

Yes, that is how you train you moron

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

Have you realized how much of a fucking monster Kirby is?
Waddle Dees are literally level 1 Citizens with parasols of all things taking a stroll and Kirby just fucking EATS them. He EATS entire districts of nations, EATS the royal guard, EATS legions of servants and attacks King Dedede for stealing his cupcake when DeDeDe didn't even fucking touch it and is confused as all shit.
MC walks in on a girl in his own house
stuttering (makes some sense, shock and embarrassment are very probable reactions)
she slaps the MC
it's his fault because she used the shower without telling him or asking for permission and didn't even lock the door
he's kneeling in his own house
Every time.

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

Character goes to another world
They also speak Japanese (or something so similar they can still understand everything)

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

Do you really want a five-second scene of characters magically learning the language in every show of that kind?

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

Nah that's fine, I usually just imagine it as the characters being given some autotranslating software because God tossed your there for shits and giggles.

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

Confession about to happen
insert loud noise here
Huh what did you want to say?
N-nothing

Joseph Price
Joseph Price

That shit gets me so hard, it's even been reversed now with Megumin and Kazuma.

Charles Jenkins
Charles Jenkins

This, very clearly the worst one

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

It happens in the first few episodes of a Romcom
Never gets brought up again

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

confession about to happen
person gets killed

That cliche always makes me laugh

Samuel Sullivan
Samuel Sullivan

MC suddenly turns into a 10 year old when dealing with girls even if he's hypercompetent elsewhere
Stacy as FUCK girl is a virgin even though she acts, talks, walks, and offers sex like a whore
oneechan / imouto acts like a regular harem girl instead of an actual fucking sibling
WE'RE JUST STEPSIBLINGS XD
author goes full psuedoscientific giving powers scientific explanations
it doesn't follow any of them
lmao le abselud zero is just le really cold amirite!?

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

I agree.

It also felt more like the MC was actively working towards the end instead of just asspulls nonstop like the other games.

From the opening bomb, to everything he did to cripple Jibril, and you could even see him casually removing the sections of the Earth.

It actually felt like he was pulling repeated genius moves instead of insanity like "lol your King commits suicide for no reason" or "I'm going to erase the concept of my own existance while hoping my autistic sister can fix my fuckups and bring me back"

The quality of the episode was so massively ahead of the rest of the series (barring the Great War arc, that was the shit) that the anime twist of introducing the Old Deus early was a bit boring in comparison.

Ryan King
Ryan King

girls exist to orbit the penis of MC-kun
MC NTRs perfectly respectable people because he's the MC lol

Maken ki made me so fucking mad with this shit, the mc already 189658 sluts lusting after his dick, but being the perfect chosen one who can do no wrong he went and cockblocked another guy from getting a date with the redhair girl for no fucking reason at all.

He was never interested in her, but he still ruined the other guy chances.

Xavier Gomez
Xavier Gomez

all the dialog is in Japanese
How the fuck am I supposed to understand this shit?

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

Obviously, you colossal retard. Do boxers need a bag to practice?

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

I'll be honest, as soon as he followed Mantle with Crust everything fucking clicked and it made the shit that followed even better.
Removing Coulomb's Law fucks up a lot of shit so that was a bit over, but that actually felt glorious.
Do you know where a translation is up, can't find it no more for some reason
Sort of like the MC of Twilight don't you think?

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

How about a 216 episode series with the story of 12 episodes but the realism of learning a new language you know nothing of and no translations to your native language?

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

MC-kun, I-i-i love yo-
Loud noise
What was that, love interest-chan?
I love the food at this resturant! We should eat lunch here!
MC has that retarded confused expression on his face but goes along with it like nothing's wrong.

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

The premise is more interesting that half the shit airing right now.

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

schrodingers cat

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

Why do they even use that shit they never even understand what it means

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

This happens every time art becomes a copy of a copy of a copy.
But usually common sense and reality kick in at some stage and creators realize they have strayed too far from the reality they were supposed to be representing.
Except in Japan, where little girls getting raped by tentacle monsters is orders of magnitude more common than two people showing affection with a kiss.
What the hell, Japan, take your eyes off the screen for a second.

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

Because people have heard of it.

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

Tentacles are hot though.

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

translation
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/bk8n9msv2t08a/No_Game_No_Life

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

Holy shit based dubs, I didn't think I'd actually get anything
sorry for asking for fud

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

Glorifying agriculture in some rural region
I never get that, agriculture really sucks and rural areas lacks the facilities of cities.
Loud noise
I was expecting truck kun there

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

Agriculture is actually pretty nice, if only because it's a completely new experience and the culture of honestly working your ass off for honest food in an honest life is still considered virtue in many cultures.

Elijah Gonzalez
Elijah Gonzalez

Rape is aggression, it's not supposed to be realistic.
Kissing and vanilla stuff is sweet. People don't watch vanilla for instant gratification like they would with rape. They watch it for the overall fluffy feeling it gives them.

John Torres
John Torres

I read fluffy vanilla sex doujins for both

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

Yeah, agricultural life sucks. But someone needs to do it.
Every job should have a level of respect associated with it, because that job exists so the entire nation can run effectively.

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

/v/ goes to Sup Forums
posts greentext thread
I hate this so much

Robert Roberts
Robert Roberts

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
all that build up
Oh man it is going to happen, this show wouldn't ruse me!
(fireworks)
I-I like fireworks too!
S2 never

Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

baths or onsen
character wrapped in towel
chugs a whole bottle of milk
PWAAAAAA~

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

drinks milk
doesn't immediately puke because milk is absolutely disgusting

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

Katanas are frail weapons that shatter if too much force is put on them, so the preferred method of swinging one was to "cast" it in a smooth motion. Swinging it in the air was a legitimate training method for this because technique and speed was more important than strength and you weren't likely to break your weapon every time you fucked up.

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

Fuck are you talking about?

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

Minna... Arigatou...

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

Look at this dumbass

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

hot springs ep
PHWAAAA~
ware wa uchuujin daa~
girls fondle breasts to measure sizes
well animated pong fight
pillow fight, pillow hits senior or deadpan character
men try to spy girls and argue over the true OTOKO ROMAN
kyaaaa~
FOG AND MIST
that wooden tube thing that gets filled with water and goes *TONK*

I actually dont hate them, I like them all.

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

Just because you hate milk doesn't mean the rest of the planet should too.

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

It's not about realism, user.
Giant robots aren't realistic. That's one thing and it's okay. But then there's copying the copies of copies until everybody forgets they were robots because they were supposed to do cool robot stuff, not do the exact same thing a person does except with a polished metal exterior.

Then you get fanservice. Yes, okay, sudden gusts of wind that let you see all of the girls' pantsu aren't realistic and it's okay. But then the market starts copying the copies of copies and we get panchira before the opening of the first episode (see Bake episode 1 for a deliberate example of this) and nothing else for a whole cours. You could ask the producers if they forgot that the idea was to have panchira as an extra to the main content, not to have the whole show be pantsu from start to finish with the exact same jokes as the one before it.

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

This actually makes sense especially if you're a power house character in a shonen like Goku or something. It doesn't make any sense to use your full strength at first so you can warm up amd also feel out your opponent. If you just blast through every throw away character with full strength you're going to be exhausted.

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

People with inferior genes are lactose intolerant and sometimes have a dislike of it as a result.

Presumably this user is one of those poor souls of similarly poor breeding.

Wyatt Collins
Wyatt Collins

all the girls love the MC because he's le nice guy

William Allen
William Allen

I'm actually lactose intolerant but I still like it.

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

It's the same reason shadowboxing works. You work out the specific muscles for that particular movement while also improving your technique.

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

That's not really true. Goku fought the way he did because of his Saiyan instincts and a genuine love of fighting. On the other hand, Saitama does go full-power every fight and he's bored out of his mind all the time.

This can be bad but you have to look at it from the show's logical perspective. Most characters don't want their secret techniques and shit to be known to too many people so they try not to use them if they can avoid it, for example.

t. shonen apologist

Eli Miller
Eli Miller

I mostly have a problem with cliches that weren't even good tropes to begin with. Like , or . Those were shit since the first time they were introduced, but authors STILL try to push them.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

not cringing at the PUHAAA~!!

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

Oh, I forgot the most annoying of them all

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

Shadow boxing is retarded because you can practice with a punching bag or someone in body padding. You can't practice with a real sword on anything.

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

Saitama does go full-power every fight and he's bored out of his mind all the time.
That's because Saitama's too strong, he's like three powerlevels too high for his own show.
But you can use a bokuto for that shit if you want or practice with a dummy. It's just not actually needed.

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

MC is the weakest and everyone hates him
but he's the strongest because he's the weakest

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

I have no martial arts/combat training.
That's all I can read there. Shadowboxing is about technique and coordination, punching a bag is about strenght training, you have no idea what you are talking about.

Jack Robinson
Jack Robinson

not practicing with 3 swords at the same time
what, are you some kind of NOOB?

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRYldFpBnIE

Thread DOA

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

Only the magical girl and her close friends can see the freaky monsters
Stop doing this
Person screams like they're using some kind of effort in an attack, when in reality it's a giant robot doing the attack and they're just pressing buttons
I scream at the top of my lungs when I shitpost so it is more emphasized that I'm doing something that takes little effort to do. It doesn't work.
MC is socially awkward, and the author wants us to like him
Bonus points if they stay spineless, despite going through extreme situations that would make any man's balls drop.
Japanese influence in everything
I get it, there's a sense of national pride. That being said, STOP USING KATANAS. THEY ARE NOT THE BEST WEAPON IN A FIGHT AGAINST ARTILLERY AND ANCIENT ALIENS.

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

I mean you can apply it to other characters and Saitama is a special example because his 1hko ability is too overwhelming. Ichigo doesn't go hollow for every fight and Inuyasha takes out most foes with wind scar.

Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

Just coming in here to call you guys retards, goodbye now.

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

Or you could spar like a normal person.

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

important characters do something outside in public
one of them screams for like 2 seconds
literally everyone around them stops whatever shit they're doing and stares like they have nothing better to do

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

inferior genes

Please don't spread misinformation about how genes function. There's no such thing as a gene that is inferior or superior.

Lactose intolerance is actually the ancestral state for most mammals. Humans have evolved a retention of the enzyme lactase that in other mammals is no longer produced once they are weaned from the mother. Some humans with lactose intolerance lack this enzyme and are actually the "default" human in that regard.

Jason Young
Jason Young

Main characters fight keeps cutting away to irrelevant shit and when it gets back, some shit we didn't get to see happened and someone is badly beat up.
Usually the cut-away scene is just a side character saying SHINJITERU and having a flashback.

Charles Lewis
Charles Lewis

the full version of the anime OP has a guitar solo in it even if the song never used a guitar at all before.

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

Ichigo doesn't go hollow for every fight and Inuyasha takes out most foes with wind scar.
I don't watch that shit so idk

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

Why the fuck would you lift weights when you can do something practical like go out into the woods and push boulders?

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD6bWswETzs

It's called suburi and it is a basic kendo exercise. It builds conditioning, arm strength and control.

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

That no pickle-pee.
That no pump-a-rum.

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

MC is a normal highschool kid
takes shirt off
Nigga is ripped as fuck for no reason

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

IF I HAD BOULDERS I WOULD

MY GYM IGNORES MY REQUESTS TO PROVIDE THEM GOD DAMN IT

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

full ver. OP

It's basically the same awful format

tv size plays through
after that they play some filler music just to transition to the second half which is basically just the tv size version with different lyrics
obligatory guitar solo
vocal solo that builds up to the song playing the chorus one last time
filler music to transition to the end of the song

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

how's this a cliche?
lifting weights allows you to accurately measure progress. Better for linear progression and different exercises allow for different RM's hit different muscles like compound movements.
I guess pushing boulders would be good for a cardio and overall body, but you can do a lot better with weights.

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

It's not the same kind of excercise, both have their pros/cons, e.g. you need a partner to spar. I don't want to get into all the details on this board though.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

do you know what the word cliche means, user

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

Why would you shoot targets for practice when you could just go out and shoot people?

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

bruh that's just a common music format in general.

ABACAB or some shit

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

that's not a cliche. tell me how it is and provide examples.
you dumb shit

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

If you're going to complain about that then you might as well complain about virtually all popular or commercially produced music in the last 40 years. Almost everything follows the Intro, Verse A, Chorus, Verse B, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus, Outro format.

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

idol character shows up out of nowhere even if it doesn't make sense in the setting
idol is portrayed like some serious business that can save the world
I hate this so fucking much.

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

go out into the woods and push boulders
good luck getting fungus all over you and bringing it into your mom's basement, then dying of fungal infection of a rare strain that has escaped the amazon due to man's blatant deforestation

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

Some people fail to possess a basic component of human evolution over other mammals.
This doesn't mean they are inferior for lacking said beneficial evolution

Are you aware of how much of a dumb shit you sound like right now?

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Why would you shitpost on an imageboard when you could just write in notepad.

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

There's no such thing as a gene that is inferior or superior.

b8

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

But that would mean I'm the main character of Earth and the super fungus is some kind of sentient being that will become my waifu over the course of 52 episode. It might also mean I could have latent super powers, might be piloting a robot soon, or both.

It also means I'm going to get bullied until the guy that wanted to be infected accepts that the fungus didn't want him.

And then I make rainbows in space for my waifu because understanding.

David James
David James

your waifu slowly eats you alive
you're just getting friendzoned ..and eaten to add insult to injury

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

waifu eats you alive
What a way to go

Evan Baker
Evan Baker

your waifu slowly eats you alive
So it's just like a real relationship?

William Watson
William Watson

tell me how it is
I literally just fucking told you, the guitar solo is overused as fuck and you will find it in 90% of every anime OP nowadays.

provide examples
GJ-bu OP
Kanamemo OP
Momo Kyun Sword OP
Alright! Heartcatch Precure OP
Majimoji Rurumo OP
Valkyrie Drive OP

That's just to name a few of them. The guitar solo is the ultimate filler for full sized versions of these songs and some songs go as far as to stick one in even if a guitar has never even been used for the duration of the song prior.

You can probably spot a few songs that does this shit right fucking now in this very season. Are you retarded?

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

Because it doesn't ever add anything, and is just a way to add filler. We don't need the characters to meet beforehand, that's stupid. It's fine for series where it MATTERS, like in Madoka, but 99% of the time it's just a joke, like "haha, he said something silly or rude to them and now he's embarassed because they're his new classmate! Such funny hijinks!"

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

Mecha anime
MC is like 15
has had no experience with mechs in his life
just jumps into a mech one day and effortlessly slaughters all who stand in his way with no prior knowledge to how the mech work

Ryder Morgan
Ryder Morgan

that's not a cliche

Kayden Roberts
Kayden Roberts

OP here. I'm so sorry.

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

A solo or a breakdown of some sort is used in virtually every bridge in music, its not a recent phenomenon and guitars are often used because the guitar is a particularly popular instrument used in many different types of music. What, would you prefer a kazoo solo instead?

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

A cliché or cliche is an expression, idea, or element of an artistic work which has become overused to the point of losing its original meaning or effect, even to the point of being trite or irritating, especially when at some earlier time it was considered meaningful or novel.

Adrian King
Adrian King

it's Fist of the North Star or DBZ
the next episode looks like COMPLETE SHIT because different animator

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

OP here. This guys lying

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

Long journey.
Lets play Shiritori!

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

beat up minor bad guy
he becomes an ally

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

all charasters look non-unique
all the animes are exactly same
fucking anime makers should kill themselves

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

there are instruments other than guitars that you can use for the bridge, you know.

user is complaining that the guitar is the most used instrument for solos in anime OPs. He isn't complaining about the existence of the solo itself.

Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

Fag here. I'm OP.

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

the real op here. this guy is lying

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

This one's just a stupid thing to complain about. If the characters couldn't understand each other, the story couldn't exist. It's like how in Cowboy Bebop's original dub everyone spoke Japanese, but none of the characters themselves can speak Japanese in-story. That's not a plothole, it's just a fucking translation so the viewer can understand the show. Don't pretend for a second that every show with a magic world would be better if all the characters spoke gibberish and you had to use subtitles to understand everything, without even getting to hear some words you know. That's what you're asking for, and it's retarded. The only way to do it well is to do it the way "The Devil is a Part Timer" did it, where you have a fake language but pretty much drop it completely after the first few scenes.

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

It would be like Endless Eight on steroids. A nice "art concept" but a shit show that isn't worth watching in full, UNLESS it leads to something amazing like Disappearance, but even then you can skip most of Endless Eight without missing out on much.

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

Based on the earlier complaint about the Verse/Chorus/Verse/Chorus/Bridge/Chorus format it sounds like user is complaining about the solo.

Incidentally I listened to some of those songs and the ones I listed to all had guitars in it as rhythm.

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

and some songs go as far as to stick one in even if a guitar has never even been used for the duration of the song prior.

never said all of them

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

So many faggots pretending to be me, what the hell?

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

That happens all the time in soft rock and shit too. I think there are a couple of Celine Dion songs with guitar solos despite its prior absence.

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

every yakuza game

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

Will the real OP please stand up.

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

Maou-sama did it badly, though, because that fake language was ear cancer

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

Well then why list other songs that don't support your point?

If anything in general guitars and the three piece band are falling out of favor as electronic and sampled music entered the scene.

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

Kazoo solo

Don't you fucking dare give me Umaru flashbacks.

John Morris
John Morris

Character does training.
Doesn't get any muscles.

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

Well most languages you don't understand are ear cancer until you get used to them.

Maou-sama did it fine, considering the language was dropped quickly and really just existed so people don't bitch about the Devil knowing English, and to give Maou and company a better "fish out of water" story.

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

MC-kun is the chosen one
He is not the chosen one because he is the MC
He isnthe MC because he is the chosen one
Imagine if in naruto we would have followed the adventures of ichiraku
It would have been boring af after the first 5 chapter

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

Maybe but it's not a recent phenomenon, certainly not as recent as user seems to be suggesting. Jimi Hendrix version of the Star Spangled Banner with an electric guitar is old enough that grandparents heard it.

It's not uncommon for new versions and mixes of a song to be made, how about the 26 mixes of Fly Me To The Moon for Eva? Or the half dozen mixes of Lights with Ellie Goulding?

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

I'm never not slightly confused to see people on Sup Forums watching shonen action shows. Even though I can sort of see the appeal of action in general the writing and characters in these shows are weak without exception. The standards are just so low.

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

Fencing shits on Kando.

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

"We're going to do this thing!"
Pan up
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!!"

Connor Brown
Connor Brown

If done well, you don't need the MC to be the "chosen one" or the strongest character. Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu is the PERFECT example, our MC is a basic dude and Haruhi is literally fucking god. You don't need the MC to be the chosen one.

Mirai Nikki/Future Diary gave us a wimpy loser MC, and Yuno is the "chosen one". Madoka follows a plain-ass girl instead of the "Chosen One" who got super OP and manipulated time over and over again, and ended up becoming "Basically Satan".

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

main character says he can beat the strongest villain
mc is just average and wins through tricks and tons of luck

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

Have fun breaking bones when you will turn into a skeleton
Fucking pleb hating on patrician calcium

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

Newer ones seem to be especially bad. Watch one or two, and you've watched them all.

Daniel Powell
Daniel Powell

character has trained to fight for most of his life
looks like a skeleton

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

confessions happens
IT WAS RUBBER BULLETS

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

inferior genes matter
lol

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

Take an embarrassing picture on a cellphone
Let me free sex you or else I'll show your husband
His cock is so much bigger and he hits all my spots
I don't care anymore, just cum wherever
Cum just bursting out the pussy

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

implying skeletons aren't the best fighters

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

Must be fun living with weak bones.

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

hentai logic

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Camera pans up to the sky

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

obligatory undertale joke

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

idol anime
they aren't at each others throats fighting for better spots

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

Is this an actual thing?
UUUU

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

mc is cuter than his harem
Why is this allowed

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

5 ft 90 lb 12 year old is able to beat up 6 ft 200 lb muscular full grown man

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

never played undertale
people think I am referring to undertale every time I mention skeletons

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

unnecessary children/little girls
said children don't act anything like someone their age would

Asher Johnson
Asher Johnson

I'd watch a battle royal anime with idols fighting for their career

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

hero is about to die
let's scream his name a few dozens of times

Oliver Martinez
Oliver Martinez

You get the gist of what I'm talking about. Most characters have a go to spam attack whether its an punch or an energy blast. If you reach a point where you can't take out your foe with a reasonable amount of those then you power up or start using special abilities that might have limitations/ammo/cooldowns/etc.

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

ctrl+f 'misunderstandings'
0 results
I'm disappointed

MENMAAA

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

MC is about to fight the main villain
falls alseep and basically dies outta fucking nowhere
50 episodes of jobbing and going around doing jack shit
MC finally appears at the end to fight the villain
lets the side characters job for 30 more episodes while he watches
MC finally fights the main villain
defeats the main villain
main villain has regeneration
mfw

Jose Morgan
Jose Morgan

Here's the cliche I hate:
The man and woman decide to have sexual relations
The man puts his penis into the woman's vagina
Is this an actual thing?

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

Why is he naked

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

He ruined so many outfits by cutting them to ribbons, so now he is pure.

Carson Thompson
Carson Thompson

Fight me faggot

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

I would and I'd chop you in half while you try to poke me with your bendy twangy dildo of a "weapon".

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

You'd have an easier time cutting him with that edge.

David Clark
David Clark

fencing
cutting someone in half
do you even fence you fucking retard?

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

fencingfags
chopping anyone in half
O i am laffin

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

reading comprehension

he wasn't saying he was the fencer

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

Go back, read the string of posts, and then tell us when you realize the problem in your post.

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

found the dindu

Jose Wright
Jose Wright

are you retarded?

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

Kill yourself.

first post is a fencer shitting on kendo
reply is a presumably kendo guy telling fencer to fight him
reply to THAT is an antagonized fencer who apparently has never fenced

Elijah Hernandez
Elijah Hernandez

1st guy says fencing shits on kendo (kendofag)
a fencer says fight me faggot (fencerfag)
presumably 1st kendofag mocks fencing to the fencerfag

I can't tell if you're baiting or can't read.

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

Sorry I fell asleep

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

MC is presented as an extremely talented guy
he's actually super competent and easily dispose his enemies
/a/ still bitch about him anyway
There's nothing can please you faggots.

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

Oh, so you're just retarded. "Fencing shits on kando" means that the guy considers fencing superior to kendo you fucking troglodyte.

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

full version is an actual great rock song with great solo
OP cuts stuff and goes all over the place to fit into 1:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzaO9WXDZjY

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

So much of this thread boils down to people keeping on watching interminable fightan shonen or highschool romcom in a continuing triumph of hope over experience.

"Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do this!"
"Then stop doing it."

Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

Zessica did break that trope and it didn't turn out well for her.

William Price
William Price

friendship wins over most things
beats even well trained and powerful villain who eventually realigns
he later wins an intense fight using friendship power instead of his impressive combat prowess
Fuck friendship in manga and anime. Why is the inter connectedness of the cast given such overwhelming importance relative to plot in so many series? Isn't the cast being good friends enough?

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

Well how do you're going to practise by yourself?

Not everyone sticks rolled up carpet in the dirt and play fruit ninja all day.

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

I imagine it to familiarize yourself with the movements of swinging a sword. A big hurdle for a person picking up any athletic activity is being unfamiliar with the movements involved and therefore finding them awkward.

Gavin James
Gavin James

Has there ever been a time where the MC casually confessed/proposed to a girl and the girl also said yes casually?

Blake Hill
Blake Hill

End of episode hypes next episode
Next episode isn't hype
End of that episode hypes next episode
Rinse and Repeat

LITERALLY KILL LA KILL

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

Watch a meme anime get meme'd on etc

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

Don't lose your way starts playing
Damn next episode will be good
It's not

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

Bleach in a nutshell

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

Shit about to get real up in here
SUDDENLY Tournament arc

Bentley Thomas
Bentley Thomas

10/10 reaction

Easton Hill
Easton Hill

Cue the black women
NOW THAT YOU"RE NUMBER OOOOOONE!!!!

Austin Cox
Austin Cox

drinks milk
doesn't immediately puke because asians are lactose intolerant

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

/v/

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

tournament arc getting real hype
SUDDENLY gets interrupted by outside forces

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

Gets me every time

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

post actual training method
say it's cliche

OP you dun goofd

Lucas Rivera
Lucas Rivera

I'm a huge sucker for the vocal solo part, especially in fast paced jrock OPs like TTGL's

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

t. Fatty

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

lone wolf shy type character
is the absolute best at whatever they do
everyone is scared to talk to them
annoyingly humble of their talents
For once I want to see a character who recognizes and appreciates their abilities without being arrogant or cocky about it.

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

LN show VERY CLEARLY MARKETS that its about a pairing in particular and how said pairing will develop
side girls still start to eventually lust for MC's cock because why not

I dropped netoge so fucking hard.

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

Bakemonogatari handled Araragi and Senjougahara pretty well.

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

So what I'm getting from this thread is that anime has a lot of shallow drivel?

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

Pretty much.
A lot of anime is just full of cliches, attempts at being "deep," author & mangaka self inserting, and harems they wished they had.

Adrian Morgan
Adrian Morgan

Most anime is a basic plot with a twist and it's own characters. You got your basic relatable Japanese highschool student has something weird or unexpected happen that leads to an unforeseen turn of events and a potential romance. Just flesh it out, you can make it anything from Shakugan no Shana to Kimagure Orange Road.

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

Show ships two characters
They don't end up together

Parker Young
Parker Young

guy runs into girl
they fall over
guy is now groping girl

I'm fucking tired of that shit.

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

all the girls love the MC because he's le nice guy

You know it's not even that HE'S A NICE GUY. I could accept that, I can. It's that their definition of NICE usually boils down to BASIC MANNERS AND CONSIDERATION.

this guy didn't rape me on the spot he's so different.

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

Saitama does go full-power every fight
no, he literally just taps everyone lightly and they explode.
The entire "conflict" of OPM is that Saitama is so strong that his minimum is magnitudes higher than anyone else's

Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

hero closes the gap in power between him and villain after a few intense training sessions.

While Im certainly glad to see the hero actually work to improve why do the villains never train?

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

character says something that it was obvious for the viewers and the others characters
everybody turns around and goes "EHHHHHHHH?!"

every fucking time

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

MC does something the viewer saw coming from a mile away
antagonist recoils and shoutS N-NANI

Joseph White
Joseph White

Bumbling male protagonist somehow trips/falls/slips/whatever in a way that makes him grope or end up face first in a female character's ladybits or boobs.

Tropes revolving around boobs in general that are played for fanservice rather than laughs, especially huge breast jiggles for tiny movements.

I probably have a laundry list of tropes I hate just they're not all coming to me right now.

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

serious scene
Panties still in clear focus of the camera

I enjoy fan service, but there are times when you may have to reign it in

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

bitches doing this pose reinforcing the sexist stereotype that women are weak and helpless and can only pray to resolve problem

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

It is absurd that this shitty thread still hasn't been deleted.
/v/shitters need to fuck off with their unfunny, low-quality garbage threads.

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

women are weak and helpless and can only pray to resolve problem
I see nothing wrong with realism, user

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

End of episode hypes next episode
Next episode isn't hype

let me raise you a -
End of episode hypes next episode
Next episode isn't hype
Its actual mindfuckery

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

That has never fucking happened.

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

tips fedora*

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

Everything has shallow drivel

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

really damn tired 4 gods being shoehorsed in.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

ITT: People not realizing they're watching chinese cartoons for children and autists

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

Kendo is a silly sport.

Fencing was actually a way people killed each other. The rapier is an amazing weapon against an unarmored target.

Adrian Nelson
Adrian Nelson

i remember that game i fap to it many times

Daniel Ward
Daniel Ward

character of the week introduced
it's a decent character
we never see them again until they play a bit part in the finale

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

Stacy as FUCK girl is a virgin even though she acts, talks, walks, and offers sex like a whore
Meanwhile, the girl who blushes just at seeing the MC's face is arbitrarily branded as being "impure" for being a rape victim or not reacting violently enough to being seen naked
Looking at you, F/SN.

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

Rape victims are damaged goods IRL too, user.

I'd rather date someone who consensually had sex 100 times than someone who has been raped once.

Colton King
Colton King

This
omg he said I'm nice and look good in that dress, I want his dick now!!!

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

That actually happens if the guy is hot.

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

m-muh fashion!
Good job confirming what a stereotypical female you are.

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

You know, I'd rather not use that crossboarder meme word, but you literally are one if you think that.

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

Yeah, but why would I want dumb bitches in anime

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

Every human with a penis alive thinks that, though.

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

I don't see the problem valid as a 'cliche' if it reflects real female behavior.

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

there is no development of plot
characters have no development
"comfy"
"healing"

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

tfw no pickle-pee
tfw no pump-a-rum
*sad squawk*

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

How did you like Shaman King?

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

It reflects the really dumb and low female behavior
People give compliments all the time, it's the basic etiquette and you have to be really fucking retarded to fall for someone because he said you look good in that dress

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

People fall for good looking people at the drop of a hat constantly. In fact, the entire basis for male > female attraction in anime is based on their looks. I don't see the problem.

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

Because Japanese society crumbled in the age where no one one gives a shit about other people, so manga artists try to instill the importance of friendship to kids from young ages.

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

In anime, MC is usually descirbed and "average looking", and the girls who fall in love with him becase he said they look "cute" are described as beautiful or at least above average. That's the problem

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

Not him but the emotional baggage that comes with a rape victim can be crippling to a relationship.

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

There's a reason that historically rapists were forced to marry their victims.

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

No, most people don't go for actual sluts while pushing away victims. That's just you.

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

rokka no yuusha
i fucking loved it

Aaron White
Aaron White

Time to make this thread legit.
mc has a harem, mc is beta as fuck

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

The reason being that they were otherwise unsellable?

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

I scream at the top of my lungs when I shitpost
every time

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

The most obvious wasn't said until now

caracter tells the story of past/ plan / organisation to another caracter so that the audience gets the idea
most of the time the charakter should know
every time this happens it drives me nuts

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

MCs are often objectively retarded for reasons unknown so yeah

Angel Long
Angel Long

its not that he has a harem but that the girls have no preference.
MC is nice to 9 girls
5 want his dick
3 are friends
1 dislikes him
MC is a one trick pony
antagonist never plans around it

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

its even dumber when a major tells shit to his adjutant. they work there. they should know

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

transfer student walks in
pic related

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

girl
good at academic
good at sport
people adore her
MC at start never talk to her

romance manga in a nutshell

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

Fuck you Shitenou are the best kind of enemy group

Luke Lewis
Luke Lewis

That makes sense though, 'average' MC is way below her level.
four gods
Shitenou
Are you high

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

Shoujo romance is more like

average girl
not very likable
not very interesting
not very smart
falls for delinquent type handsome guy that always wins fights and is kind of a dick

Chase Young
Chase Young

That's because they want the reader to self insert as the average MC who magically manages to get the top guy/girl in their school so they can feel like they have a shot as well

Colton Clark
Colton Clark

Shoujo male leads are always absolute fucking asswipes for some reason

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

Long story short, imitate a shoujo male if you want to be attractive to women.

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

I don't want to be hated by literally everyone else though.

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

You have to crack a few eggs to make an omelette.

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

imitate a shoujo male if you want to be attractive to women.
So lean in while sparkling and slide my hand across her thighs?
Sounds like a fat cop is gonna get involved nty

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

I think I'll wait for muh robowaifus and continue acting like a decent human being in the meantime

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

Basically just be an aloof cunt bastard who occasionally shows a soft side. The same shit pick up artist's will teach you, really.

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

cliche threads on Sup Forums

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

How dumb can a person be?

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

NIGERU DA YO, SMOOOKEYYY

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

two fairly well adjusted siblings from an average family
constant sexual tension between them

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

do people really train and get stronger by lifting heavy things and setting them back down?

Jonathan White
Jonathan White

giant fuckoff monster appears
complete non-issue because its attacks take 10 minutes to go through despite being musclebound and the characters are 2fast
after half an hour of poking it with sticks, it's done in by a single blow

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

They're usually good guys though who just have the whole edge
Don't get close to me because everyone who does gets hurt

But despite that they're usually constantly helping out the MC or saving her. Or Otherwise doing nice shit for them. Which only works when you're attractive and aren't a wimpy nerd who looked up "how to act like sasuke"

Levi Gutierrez
Levi Gutierrez

idols

Eli Green
Eli Green

It works if you're a wimpy beta too, some of the most famous playboys look like shit.

Still, though, there's no excuse to not at least be moderately in shape in 2016.

David Jackson
David Jackson

I stopped caring once you mentioned pick up artists as if they were a valid source of information.
I just felt the need to correct you on that.

Logan Green
Logan Green

Their information is valid if your goal is to have sex with women.

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

A pick up artists entire deal is to bother women until they find a slut who sleeps with everyone.

It's not a few men sleeping with all the women, is a few women who sleep with all the men.
b-but sex!

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

character says something retarded completely straight-faced
other character shouts "That's not it at all!!!!" with an exaggerated expression

Comedy gold

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

No, their entire deal is to develop techniques that will work on the average woman by discerning what type of behavior is attractive to women. Some will freeze them out regardless for other reasons, but all they do is act in ways that optimize their ability to have sex with women.

It has nothing to do with 'sluts'. It works on average, good girls too. At least, it worked for me when I was a dork.

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

Romance manga
Mc dates a chick who's completely compatible with him and literally a perfect couple
She doesn't win the end because she isn't first girl

I fucking swear the west are way better at writing romance than nips on average.

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

Okay kid. Keep telling yourself that.
when I was a dork
Don't worry, you still are.

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

Telling myself what, exactly? That basic techniques anyone can learn and master can make them more attractive to the opposite sex?

Uh, okay.

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Harem
insta-dropped

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

Their entire deal is shamelessly trying their hand at so many girls that eventually they'll reel one in
A woman that can't see through such an obvious facade isn't a woman worth sticking your wiener into

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

doesn't start as a harem series
slowly come to the realization that it's GOING to be a harem series

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

That's not the case, though. Yes, they work the numbers game, but that will apply to you regardless of how you behave; many women will shoot you down, only some will respond positively.

They simply teach you how to behave to attract women. It has nothing to do with 'seeing through' anything. You don't 'see through' a woman in lingerie. You're attracted to her because she looks attractive. Behavioral techniques can make you attractive as well, that's all.

Anyways, I don't like to evangelize because I don't like to help my competition, so do what you want.

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

Even the why you talk sounds liked some nerdy kid who think he's someone top player because he'd watched someone pick up artist series on youtube.

Just stop. Pick up artists are literally just a bunch of needy children desperate for validation in the form of sex.

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

angels and demons
demons are good
angels aren't ridiculously overpowered
people can lay hands on an archangel
satan is the strongest and not just master of ruses

Just really pisses me off.

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

I don't disagree, but that doesn't mean that men aren't looking for sex and that there aren't techniques that can help you get it.

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

Jesus, autocorrect is killing me.

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

get sex
If you want sex that bad find a whore.
Saying
a pick up artists said...
Does not mean
women like...
The shit a shoujo main guy does is not the same shit pick up artists do. And women can smell that shit from a mile away.

Hudson Hill
Hudson Hill

This must be true suffering

Justin Price
Justin Price

Anyways, I don't like to evangelize because I don't like to help my competition, so do what you want.
This is some kind of hellish chad/fedora hybrid of a statement

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

MC tells guy she loves him
loud noises happen
MC gets sad thinking he didn't hear it
"Yeah, I like loud noises too"

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

If you want sex that bad find a whore.

But it's much better when you're not paying for it, though.

The shit a shoujo main guy does is not the same shit pick up artists do.

It's more or less accurate. It's slightly different because PUA's don't frequently write about holding or developing the relationship as anything but a fuck buddy.

And women can smell that shit from a mile away.

They really can't. Sure, you can be kind of dumb and fuck up, but that applies to anyone. You seem to have some odd delusions about the savvy that the average woman holds. I suspect you simply want to believe that the average woman can't be easily seduced because it suits your worldview.

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

they really can't
I can smell your pathetic fedora desperation from across the internet.
Trust me kid, you're not that smooth.

But there's no point arguing with autism so I'll let you be on your way.

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

being so flustered at some facts on the internet that you have an hour long fit

Relax, bud. Take a xanax.

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

What is that obese dog swimming in it's own piss?

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

Because baby, his rose is in bloom.

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

It's like I'm really on /r9k/, or /b/
or fuck anywhere but Sup Forums

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

That godawful "I'm XXXX, your average high school boy" intro.

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

Fencing
Given how many moves are made for easy identifying hits, I question that.

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

Macross?

James Perry
James Perry

HEMA is a bit different from modern fencing, but yes, the rapier is an amazing weapon against an unarmored opponent because of its reach.

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

ke

Zachary King
Zachary King

MC is seated by a window

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

I was expecting truck kun there

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

wait so what's the advantage of being lactose intolerant?

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

dat piercing damage resistance

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

It reflects the really dumb and low female behavior
Its how 14yo act

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

are you literally retarded?

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

DxD?

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

xD

Fuck off.

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

Everytime

Adam Peterson
Adam Peterson

Mammals usually have no exposure to milk after they are weaned, so the extra metabolic pathway is closed down soon after. The tradeoff is wasting energy preparing to drink milk vs being able to digest it if you do.

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

Like, really? Did you even try to think first?

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

it can't be helped

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

Mary Sues and Gary Stus
Rehashed 40 year old jokes
"Trapped in a video game" plot
Western fantasy settings because they're done poorly like 99% of the time
Anime that could have been better as live action but are animated instead for some reason
Worthless ecchi
Romance anime with no drama besides stupid "misunderstandings" like getting caught holding a pair of panties or something

I guess a lot of these aren't actually cliches, just things I hate.

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

That was an incredibly irritating part of the show, seriously.

I can't imagine these kinds of people, living in the kind of conditions that they do, being so enlightened and superior as to get so angry at the man who just wiped out a major threat for them and is a potential ally.

It was at that moment that I fully understood this was about to become a children's show about muh morals and fanservice for 13 year olds.

I'm probably the only one who sees this as wasted potential - the anime.

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

MC can battle hordes of enemies and is basically the ballsiest man alive when talking to enemies or random people
can't say a complete sentence to a girl
browse /fit/ for awhile and you'll start to understand that it isnt a cliche, but more of a reality

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

I fucking hated it

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

I felt the exact same way, everyone was pretty hyped for it but it just turned into another painfully generic pacifist kids show that we've all seen a hundred thousand times already.

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

gonna start screaming when I shitpost now

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

Consider that Kendo wasn't developed in the face of unarmored opponents seeking duels for le honor and glory?

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

started watching cause of that preview
get to episode
no fight
mfw

Austin Cox
Austin Cox

Mecha anime
MC has no experience
Jumps into a mecha for the first time of his life
Effortlessly fucks everyone up
Gets recruited
Suddenly sucks when training
Every time

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

MC in a dangerous spot during chapter 1
hidden genetic superpower from a Ophanim mom shows up, power readings off the charts, main enemy barely escapes
can't use it again until chapter 300 and he's utterly incompetent without it

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

Main character never does anything special, unique or different from the rest of their team
Other characters treat them like their the greatest shit ever because they have "heart"

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

power of friendship exists and actually allows the MC to beat people beyond their level instead of being a relatively minor determination boost

Kevin Stewart
Kevin Stewart

That's why NGE has impact

James Wood
James Wood

NGE had impact for a lot of reasons.

Charles Powell
Charles Powell

lesbian character is always on and constantly ON and always groping her friends
Oh that's just how she is

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

Yes, you retard, that's how you practice motions.

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

first episode
first thing you see are falling cherry blossom leaves

Might as well drop it right there.
So many shitty anime do this shit it turned into a warning sign for me.

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

OP sequence
Character is standing on a roof holding onto the fence
running
Sitting/standing in a field or by a tree

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

In Dragon Ball Z, when a character gets serious that means the filler is ending and the real fight from the manga is starting.

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

character development completely reset by gratuitous use of amnesia
attempts at humour come at MC's expense (lame gag where he gets beat up by same group of losers)
MC freaks out and scream iee when girl tries to kiss him

This show started off with promise and then became one big fuck you to the audience.

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

I hate it most when dudes just let girls wail on them for no reason
Like, yeah, I can take some friendly slaps, but full on beating me for wind blowing your skirt up? Smack the fucking wind or some shit.

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

fucking science solves all problems
just shout some science sounding words while throwing "quantum" in randomly
bonus points for doing this while rapidly typing on a keyboard while a shitload of random windows pop up

Fuck television in general

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

I fucking hate 'technology' in television.
Yeah sure, professionals use shit with all sorts of flashing animations and shit with a status bar that goes
hacking the pentagon...........45% complete
Like no you stupid nigger that's not how shit works

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

fucking JoJo
oh the American characters all speak Japanese
well it's by Japs for Japs, so obviously it's gonna be in Japanese
randomly throw out some English words with thick Japanese accent

just fuck my suspension of disbelief up

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

If you do it correctly (i.e. full extension at the apex with good edge alignment) it will condition your arms, but the only way to train martial ability is to actually fight and spar.

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

Randomly hits some keyes
probably only typed something like "hugfruiptiu3q893482"
CLAPS HANDS "IM IN"
WHOOO

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

That's also not actually true, because in many forms of martial arts one of the basic training things is to do [action] a bazillion times so you do it faster, more fluidly, and more efficiently.

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10000 kicks, I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10000 times"

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

Basically yeah. Martial arts doesn't really give a shit about jack-of-all-trades, it's worthless.
Masters of all, on the other hand...

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

I feel it's more like
That last sandwich had a turd in it
But it's unlikely that all sandwiches have turds in them, I just ate one last week that didn't!
Hey, this sandwich is advertised as not having a turd in it!
God damn it

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

Then do your research better about which sandwiches have turds in them, it's not that difficult.

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

character 'trains' at tennis by throwing the ball at a wall
Is this an actual thing ?

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

he will eventually cut everything, even himself

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

Used to think the same thing
Watched Higurashi and found out why they do that.

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

not giving credit to onee-chan

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

Just curious OP, exactly how fat and out of shape are you?

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

I'm halfway through this sandwich and there hasn't been any turds, maybe this one isn't so bad
Fuck

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

Would you say that he Nihilistic intelligent and with a sick sense of humor?

Easton Long
Easton Long

If it's literally one cliche you dislike partway through, then that isn't a turd, that's like a slightly undercooked tomato or something, get over it. If it suddenly falls apart entirely midway through, then that's both rare and something you will in most cases hear about before going in if it's an adaptation or something from your backlog.

Robert James
Robert James

It's a part of kendo, yeah

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

The analogy is starting to break down here. Point is that it's a shame to see a potentially good show made in part by talented people get fucked in the ass by someone's decision to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Benjamin Martin
Benjamin Martin

holy shit dude
you fucking moron

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

Bed ridden from cold

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

No, fuck you, the analogy works fine. If it's a one-off thing, it's not a big deal and you're being ridiculous. If it's an all-around collapse of quality then you'd have heard about it unless it's a new anime original, and shows randomly collapsing into heaps of cliches after being creative up to that point is not common in the first place.

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

Character just steels food off someone elses plate

just rude

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

Dude calm down. Something being infrequent or easy to spot before too much time is wasted doesn't make it any less unfortunate, like breast cancer.

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

So what you're saying is that shadowboxing is for autists with no friends?

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

Except it's not happening to you, unlike breast cancer. It's like you buying slaves with obvious signs of breast cancer and then getting annoyed when they all die on you.

Carter White
Carter White

You little idiot.

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

That literally made no sense. I'm watching the anime that has the shitty time-wasting elements in it, so it is happening to me.

fucking buying slaves now
jesus dude, relax

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

Useless robots explodes after one hit
Bad guys can't shoot main character robots/ shoot only in hand

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

No, it's that shadowboxing is more efficient in some respects depending on what you're training for.
You're being autistic as fuck, 'turd in the sandwich' doesn't actually mean it ruins the sandwich but that it's a little bitter-tasting bud embedded inside something otherwise better.

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

No, you nigger, you spot it ahead of time.

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

You're being autistic as fuck, 'turd in the sandwich' doesn't actually mean it ruins the sandwich
Not him, but that makes it a pretty terrible analogy, because a turd in my sandwich would ruin my whole day.

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

Yeah. Okay. I just said that it's unfortunate that shows with potential are ruined by shitty cliches. Now, what are you arguing for?

Zachary White
Zachary White

Character 'trains' to become stronger by picking up heavy things and putting them back down
Is this an actual thing?

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

Still that wouldn't end in puking, rather diarrhea afterwards

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

Japs have lactose free milk.

Ice cream however, they have to settle for shitty shaved ice.

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

Character shoots himself with small caliber rounds to build up a tolerance against bigger rounds

Cameron Sanchez
Cameron Sanchez

Or they can ignore it like me
didn't know I was lactose intolerant as a kid
kept drinking literal litres of milk every meal
kept getting diarrhea
by this point so used to diarrhea that I don't even care so I eat diary anyway
I drink soymilk now though. Tastes better.

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

Rokka no Yuusha did it convincingly enough, can't hate it. The protag out-thought his opponents and used smokescreens, poisons and even a fucking mirror at one point to get by.

A shame that the show itself is pretty weak though, the MC is infectiously likeable and the main girl is a QT.

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

You can that anywhere. Or soy milk.

Well, they also have some pretty good popsicles.

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

That's how it SHOULD be.

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Every single girl wants MC's dick
He is completely oblivious

Girl makes a move on MC
MC freaks out and runs away (or says something like "we shouldn't do this...")
Even though MC is also has a crush on girl

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

I scream when I shitpost
gold

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

I scream at the top of my lungs when I shitpost
10/10

Colton Mitchell
Colton Mitchell

I wish more protags would know the term of "battle pragmatism" like Adelt. Or at least consider using some secondary weapons.

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

Muh honor

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

GOTEM

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

Girls suggest going to the Beach/pool
Embarressed when they show up or are looked at is bathing suits they picked
But that's real life though.

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

fucking retarded pride

MC fights with sword
Fights only with one specific sword
When said sword is out of reach, MC wont pick anything, even if tons of other blades are scattered nearby

Ok, any protags using everything in reach other than Adelt, Guts and Gintoki?

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

Kazuma I guess, since he's an MC who just wants to sit back, fuck Succubi and count his coins.

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

Man you're gonna end up like op, there's actually a reason for anime to do that, is because in japan sakura trees bloom during spring, you know, when school begins there.

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

If you give her a picklepee will she pump your rum

David Johnson
David Johnson

man but all of those are real things.
girls are fucking dumb and will get upset if you look at them too much or will get if upset if you don't look at them enough (not anime levels of dumb, but still)
love is weird because you can forget about some love interest for most of your life but if you see that person again chances are you're gonna feel nostalgia and this will lead to romantic feelings.
and being good at something doesn't mean you're gonna be alpha and omega while speaking to girls.

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

MC and love interest end up in a locket room/storage together for no reason
For some reason they are no longer able to talk normally and sit it out but instead get all flusterd over nothing

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

Tits.

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

You /RobScallon/?

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

Most of what you said is bullshit
t. Actually trained in kendo

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

Not him, but a katana, like most swords, will snap in two if you twist to the side slightly while cutting.

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

No, that part was right

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

how did you get this many (you)s? how the fuck are people this fucking retarded.

Good fucking job OP, you are a fucking god.

you deserve another you.

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

last boss and mc showdown
supper heated fight
they throw all their supper moves at each other
their armor brakes and so do their weapons
they are supper tired but resort to unstructured fist fighting and just slug it out till one passes out

fucking trash, like anyone who likes this.

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

This is why you bring a pistol even if you're superpowered. Just shoot him.

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

How about you just stop watching anime?

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

Shit taste

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

student council having actual power

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

The stronger a character looks the weaker they are.

Most OP is always a bishie.

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

a hundred chapters where the MC learns helpful stuff
he never uses any of it
Looking at you, Baby Steps

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

Yes, I'm sure top athletes are autists with no friends.

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

Girl super good at a thing at the start of the manga
Everyone says she super talented and awesome and yadda yadda yadda
Enter MC-kun, who has never done the thing before
Immediately better than the girl
Girl suddenly sucks at doing the thing, and only functions as a love interest from then on.

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

I don't mind it in stuff like Campione, though, where the MC is literally a god-slayer and is supposed to be OP as fuck and basically has the power to do anything he wants. If he wants to have 4 or 5 women orbiting his dick, that's entirely his prerogative. The problems come when MC-kun is just some guy. No, I don't believe some random high schooler has a fake GF who just so happens to be a fuggin' rich school idol AND a chuuni AND 2 childhood friends all lusting after his dick all at the same time. He's not that great. It's not to say it can't be done - I think Kyousuke is perfectly believable (especially if you've read the LNs), for example. But if your MC is just some rando, any more than 2 girls is really treading into very dangerous territory, and it takes some very skillful writing to make it work.

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

human beans git huge by pulling a piece of metal towards themselves repeatedly for hours

This is an actual thing, surprisingly.

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

every ntr housewife doujin ever

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

it's Fist of the North Star or DBZ
the next episode looks like DISNEY AND LOOMIS LOVE PRODUCT because different animator
http://rq87.flyingomelette.com/HNK/1/49/49.html
Episode 49 was a weird case...

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

You know that panty shot is the catalyst for the entire series right?

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

harem elements overflowing into other genres
i want this to stap

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

MC / main love interest / rival is the perfect human bean
it's not SoL and there is no exterior plot development that is unrelated to the characters
the potential for a good indepth situational plot is discarded in favor of even distribution of character development

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

I loved the Horison MC for going full comic relief with bullshit powerups.

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

Antagonist is implied to be smart, powerfull with an absolute authority over his companions/subordinates. With fully laid keikaku for world/domination/destruction/etc

Proceeds to throw the most batshit insane and unloyal goons 1 at the time that even the weak and dumb hero outsmarts them.

Villan goes full :'HOW COULD THIS BE!?, HOW CAN MC DEFEAT/SEE THROUGH MY SHIT/RUSE/ATTACK AND DEFEAT ME/MY SHITTY WARIORS"

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

Its good for comedic anime but if not then holy fuck is it annoying

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

cont.

Still continues to repeat this pattern untill all of his powerfull mates die/covert to mc's dick/ideals

still goes: HURR DURR DURR IM A GOD/FORCE OF NATURE/THE CHOUSEN ONE I CANNOT BE DEFEATED BY MERE MC!!!

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

The whole

"Evil charaters are evil for the sake of EVIL"

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

That's in stupid only in how it wouldn't really provide much benefit for most superpowered heroes.

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

Heroes need to sucker punch more

especially with a broken limb

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

A and B are friends
C doesn't like either of them
"Hey A, I think you shouldn't trust B"
"Hey B, I think A is plotting against you"
A and B hate each other

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

In where does this happne?

Owen Turner
Owen Turner

MC has a big dick despite being a jap

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

has a jap sized dick despite being British

Blake Moore
Blake Moore

They mean big relative to other Japs. The 6" man is king in Tokyo.

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

mc is a plain looking guy with 0 interesting qualities
makes every pussy in a 100 feet radius soaking wet

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

mc is a hentai protagonist
has a nine inch cock
doesn't even do foreplay
just jams it in
Every time

Blake King
Blake King

MC is the only "nice guy"
can't beat the D still sounds like something a gay rapist would say

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

Door only opens from outside
Japan has some retarded doors.

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

I honestly had a bit of feels when I realized the squid things used to be people, and he basically stomped through a forest of feetuses. Then I realized it was all bullshit since his entire life he'd been brainwashed to murder the hell out of the things, felt better after Chambe explained why they weren't human anymore, though.

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

used to be people
But so what? They used to be people. USED TO BE. No more. Nothing human is left in them. Evolution took away that long time ago. They're only dangerous extremely territorial monsters. There should be nothing wrong with taking them out.

Adrian James
Adrian James

Yeah. That's what I said. Used to be.
Let em explain a little better.
I personally felt bad when I found out they where humans.
I thought it was bullshit that he felt bad about it since he'd been murdering them for years.
Later it was explained, by Chamber, that it was BS to feel bad about them since they're not "civil" and too far gone, and I realized I was letting feels trump facts.
Better?

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

Oh, no. I was chastising the shows message in general. Sorry about that.

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Shit senpai, its cool.
Space Cleansing when?

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