Mirai Nikki

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

This girl suddenly confesses her undying love to you.

What do, Sup Forums?

Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

Love her incoditionally, i mean, she is cute, loving, and can protect me from bullies

David Brooks
David Brooks

Report, ignore, sage.

Stop talking about this dead fucking show and everything involved with it, cancer.

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

But at what cost? Anyone who dares to connect with you on an emotional level will be killed!

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

Kill her before she can kill me.

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

Ask her why she loves me. She'll never think of anything, giving me time to escape.

Isaac Price
Isaac Price

Finally become happy.

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

Good thing I have no friends

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

Emotionally prepare myself to walk her home gently

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

Good. All I need is my waifu.

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

Whoah someone actually loves me
Maybe I won't have to kill myself after all

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

If she connects with you emotionally, will she kill herself?

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

We can be in bed staring each other eye to eye then telling her "I love you" and we cuddle embracing each not letting go

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

wake up and consider suicide

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

Fuck you.

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

Not to be rude or anything, but she'll most likely overpower you if you're anything like the average poster on Sup Forums.

Guess you've hit the jackpot then. Time to make babies with her!

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

not waking up with a smile every morning surrounded by Yuno posters.
I don't let anybody see my bedroom, but it's worth.

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

what a coincidence me too

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

Seems good to me.

I don't deal with females often, so she probably won't tie me to a chair in the rape dungeon out of jealousy.

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

And?

Hunter Foster
Hunter Foster

not wanting her to tie you to a chair in a rape dungeon
step up nigger

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

I'd prefer hanging around in her rape dungeon instead of wasting all my life browsing imageboards.

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

I dunno about you guys, but if I'm gonna be forced into a rape dungeon, I at least want a nice, soft rape bed.

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

Is it really a rape dungeon, if it's all nice and cozy?

Isn't that more like a love nest?

But now you can shitpost on imageboards, while she yanderes all over you.

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

must be nice to have that level of self worth.

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

I wouldn't want her to find certain folders on my hard drive though

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

Marry her and lock that shit down. Just think of al the wierd kinky shit she'd let you do to her, hell she might even let you just dress her up as other women, and then one woman becomes all women.

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

It can still be a dungeon if you're tied up. I'm not a fan of being tied up, I need to stretch.

It's not about self worth. If I'm gonna be raped, then they should get conditions that'll help their cause. It's hard to get hard on a hard, wooden chair. Although at this point I wonder why I'm helping the rapist.

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

That's super dangerous territory user.
She'd probably be more likely to kill them then wear their skin.

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

Implying I'm capable of emotionally connecting with anyone
Implying anyone wants to emotionally connect with me
Hahahhahahahaa haha haaahahhaha haaaa fuck im lonely

Xavier Wilson
Xavier Wilson

I'd dig being prisoner in her rape dungeon to be honest.

I wonder what the kids would turn out like, if she lets them live at all.

Don't worry user, she will whip you into shape and be all over you

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

Alright user you're clearly new here so I'll help you out. The point of self deprecating humour is that it needs a semblance of subtlety to work. Remove the second part of your post and just leave the quotes and it works. The "haha im so lonely" is normalfag as fuck and not even remotely funny, it's just cringe inducing.
Good luck next time you try this.

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

You people assume that only good things will ever happen with yanderes too often. You think she'll just be your perfect sex doll / personal maid with the only condition being you don't talk to other women but the thing about crazy people is you can't predict them. Any random thing could lead them to any random action.

What if she says she wants to have your dick inside her forever so no other woman could ever have it, so she drugs you, cuts your dick off and eats it?

And what if just not talking to other women is enough? What if she doesn't want you to ever even watch anime with women in it or save any pictures of other women on your computer? And even if you delete it all, better hope she doesn't break into your computer and run a recovery program and see you were trying to hide pictures of other girls and decides to kill you.

John Perez
John Perez

But isn't this the beauty of it? You wouldn't need silly stuff like anime as substitution for the lack of companionship anymore. You'd only have to pay attention to the one person who will always truly love you. Besides, can you say no to a face like pic related?

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

Kill it to check if its statement is true or not,

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

As you get older friends can matter less and more intimate relationships take priority.

That's fine by me.

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

I agree man, can't turn down a pink haired girl

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

Stick dick in crazy.

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

You sound like a cuck who gives his woman too much free time.

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

Why are so many yanderes pink haired

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

It just happens naturally after so much blood gets on it.

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

Guess where the trend started.

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

Because crazy women dye their hair.

I'm kidding, they have natural hair colours too.

Easton Price
Easton Price

I think pink is the most common hair color for yanderes because of how on the surface it comes across as weak, girly and innocent. But it's also very similar to red, and can quickly turn to seeming brash, violent and aggressive.

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

Embrace her?

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

Do her in the butt

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

It's literally because of Yuno.

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

All of you people are lonely as shit omg this is actually sad

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

a dream come true
Happily accept and prepare to raise a family with Yuno. Not like I have any close friends or family, anyway, so there's literally no downsides to it.

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

Double Yandere Love is purest love.

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

You seem to forget that most "normal" females are already pretty obsessive, when it comes to making sure their man doesn't look at other women.

A yandere however will shower you with attention, while at the same time expecting nothing but your attention and loyalty. Most women would expect you to repay them for their attention with more than just love and fuzzy feelings.

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