This is your friend

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

This is your friend. His aim is to extend the universe lifespan.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oYwUBm6nAU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b98yOqA5pA
Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

That's an incubator, I know from experience. I really hope you didn't already sign a contract?

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

/pol/

David Fisher
David Fisher

What does my post have to do with /pol/? I think you've got the wrong thread.

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

/pol/

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

So I've made you mad in the past I'm guessing? Sorry if I hurt your feelings but that's really no secret and I'd really rather not argue about something that has nothing to do with the thread.

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

hurr durr im not cancer i can do what i want
/pol/

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

Sorry you feel that way. I won't be responding to you anymore unless you are actually willing to post on topic.

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

/pol/

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

/pol/

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

WHY DO NAMEFAGS RUIN EVERYTHING

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

AC is my real friend, there's no suffering involved at all. Overall it's a more interesting solution.

Wyatt Collins
Wyatt Collins

And that is why /pol/ is a shit board.

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

Fine by me. I'm not a little emotional girl.

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

/out/

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

No contract for you.

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

Did you say something about extending the lifespan of the universe?

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

I feel sorry for him as I am not a little girl but a hairy grown man.

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

Okay.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

Even LoC and Devilhomu will perish if the Universe itself dies
girls still disturbing coobie's holy mission

Christopher Ward
Christopher Ward

I know, right? I've got the same shit going on with some digger guy. It's like "what part of 'too much energy' don't you understand?"

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

And when will that happen, mister coobie?

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

soon

Angel Russell
Angel Russell

They don't.

It's other people's reactions to them that do.

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

This desu.

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

Why does he have an extra pair of ears coming out of his ears? And why does he wear rings?

William Campbell
William Campbell

You’ve got the wrong idea. There is no evidence of Kyubey's energy theory. You can understand the apparent contradiction from his statement that when he got enough energy at the Earth, he was not interested in human beings any longer. His measures are not sustainable. Therefore, there's a possibility he has another purpose.

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

Says the tripfag

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

Kill yourself.

It's not like you cancerous fucks would leave these threads if no anons responded to you.

You always have fellow trip/namefags to validate you in your circlejerk.

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

enter madoka thread
Surely I'll be able to save a few cute pictures of magic girls
thread derailed within the first 3 posts
I hate you, I hate all of you.

Jason Myers
Jason Myers

Most usually ignore Lawnchair.

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

You have to go back to the oven

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

implying this isn't the best Madoka thread in ages

John Young
John Young

/c/
And never come back please

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

Carefully read the beginning of the thread and see whose in the wrong. Just because you're anonymous doesn't give you immunity from being a cancerous shit stain. Nice pic.

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

namefag in charge of calling people shitstains

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

responding to namefags
Filter and move on

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

Stay mad.

You've got the right idea. If you are going to shitpost it's better to keep it to yourself so that content about the show can be posted instead. I'm glad you understand.

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

Just ignore them and move on.

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

Nice pic.
Shit taste, namefag.

Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell

I'm glad you care about my tastes.

Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

Thing is, this isn't a hugbox, you can receive as many negative replies. So don't expect to go around saying that you hate Sayaka and possibly her relationship with Kyouko without receiving any sort of backlash.

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

I'm impressed you know so much about me. I know at the very least you like "worst girl" so I'm getting somewhere. Your so called backlash could use some buffing as its not really causing me any trouble.

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

/pol/

Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

Backlash was an over exaggeration but you still recieve negativity for being a namefag alone, an obnoxious one at that.

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

great opinion. I don't understand why you are talking to me?

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

/pol/

Isaiah Lopez
Isaiah Lopez

Literally Dark souls
prevent the Age of Dark from coming by linking (decreasing) the entropy by use of the soul

Levi White
Levi White

No one truly knows.

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

Friendly reminder that you are the worst human being possible. Everyone hates you. You're not a fan of Madoka. You shit on all of the characters. You're shallow, stupid and a scumbag. You will never about to anything ever in your whole life. And you pretending to be a new doesn't fool anyone.

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

It's a jet of well trimmed ear hair.
Rings are hair ornaments.

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

And why does he wear rings?
No one cared who he was until he put on the rings

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

He's a big cat.

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

If Kyuubey needs middle school girls to suffer in order to extend the universe's lifespan, why doesn't he just take them to my basement?

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

Because their despair has to be pure.

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

Your taste is both shit, and means shit. It doesn't change how you are factually shitting up the fandom with your behavior.

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

But the rings float.

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

he will never stop bumping his threads from page 10
Please, please, fucking stop. You need to stop. You have not just attacked one person, you have ruined the place for everyone.

Jason White
Jason White

Make me into a cute girl and I shall happily help.

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oYwUBm6nAU
His aim is to extend the universe lifespan.
How about alternative endings?

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

everyone who posts a picture is the same person
wew.

Who am I now?

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

One of the most vile human beings to ever breath.

And no, obviously being a shithead is what makes it obvious who you are, not just the images you post.

All you are trying to do is make it look like crack shit shipping is common. And you constantly ignore how it shits on and degrades the characters, as well as has always been hated on this site.

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

user

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

Why are you replying to yourself? Oh right, to bump your thread and keep your shitposting up longer.

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

that post mad me chuckle

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

what is saving a picture
fucking autist
also learn to screencap

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

complains about "derailing" while posting crack to bait ACK into derailing the thread

WEW 2 (You)

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

what is you constancy reposting the same images
what is you have the most obvious tells ever
what is it's obvious since the other thread hit the bump limit you came to this thread to start spam bumping it
what is no matter how many people you pretend to be it's obvious who you are because you refuse to make a post that's longer than a single line
what is you refuse to address anything about that post other than how it calls out your samefagging and identity

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

Who's "ACK", Buzzclaw? Because if you've been around this site for any extended period of time you'd know tumblr shipping shit has always been hated.

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

What is english
I believe that everyone is samefagging
fuck off paranoid retard

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

Yeah, see how you literally can't make a post that's longer than one line? Your brain just doesn't function correctly.

And answer this. For TEN YEARS before you got here the knee jerk reflex to being called out on samefagging was never to post a screenshot. And even now, in every single thread except Madoka/yuri ones, the reaction is not to post a screen shot. So tell me, why is it ONLY crack shitposters who post screenshots and think they are proof?

Oh right, you already know all this, but you are desperate to make it look like you stupidity is common.

Feel free to address every single point you are skipping over.

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

More Mami?

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

Just ignore him.

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

he bumps the thread from page 10
again
just to reply to himself saying to ignore other people
because he despreate to make himself look like multiple people

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

Yeah, see how you literally can't make a post that's longer than one line? Your brain just doesn't function correctly.

And answer this. For TEN YEARS before you got here the knee jerk reflex to being called out on samefagging was never to post a screenshot. And even now, in every single thread except Madoka/yuri ones, the reaction is not to post a screen shot. So tell me, why is it ONLY crack shitposters who post screenshots and think they are proof?

Oh right, you already know all this, but you are desperate to make it look like you stupidity is common.

Feel free to address every single point you are skipping over.

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

sorry but isn't me.
You guys are really retarded I'm laughing so hard right now you don't even know.
And answer this.
no fuck off, I already didn't respond last time you posted it that's why you deleted it then reposted? retard. What a try hard that's hilarious thanks guy I'm having the time of my life with this thread

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

I'm a male, so why care?

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

UNDERRATED

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

derrail
in somehow actual discussion
wot?

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

aside magic, even the staff surely ignore/didn't know why

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

Go away Kyubey.

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

their race have/had cattles planets in others galaxies?
Exactly what and were are the other civilitations cited by coby in the series?
why the lazy staff didn't want to answer nothing of these and more questions about settings and put their effort in made another yuri bait?...
nevermint about the last one, I'm already know the answer

Parker Long
Parker Long

You know what else?
Everything said here Also applies to "sorry but X isn't me."

Everyone knows you will lie at a seconds notice just to try and mislead people. You can't prove anything at all, and everyone knows what a shithead you are.

And you know what's funny? How ironic it is that you call people try hards when you spend every waking second of your life trying to false flag and mislead people. You're trying really hard right now to pretend you're someone else and "change your posting style" but it fools no one at all.

You not responding to it means you are mentally defective. Autism, in fact.

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

Well, sounds like you're assigned retarded.
It was funny but now I have pity.You're literally a paranoid autist who can't accept than more than one person don't agree with you.
Here, look at this 'samefagging' and drown with it, retard.

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

rank IQ

cirno>>>sayaka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an amoeba>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the guys cited above

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

See? Look at how hard you're trying.
And the best part is you are putting in all this effort and fooling no one. Because everyone knows how you act by now.

You get told time and time again that it's not because you disagree, but because of how you disagree and then further refuse to to directly address anything people say. That trait is not common.

Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

think that he and me are the same person
I bet that even natively speak different languages amigo

Dylan Jones
Dylan Jones

Given how you act exactly the same and make the same mistakes as you always have, give a single reason why anyone should believe what you are saying.

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

No. As a being without emotions, QB does not lie (except by omision, but "you never asked"). There is no "hidden agenda", there is no "secret" to its actions. He is only interested in gathering energy to combat entrophy, nothing else.

You can understand the apparent contradiction from his statement that when he got enough energy at the Earth, he was not interested in human beings any longer

This phrase is wrong: QB was never interested in mankind. They are just simply ways to an end. Once the enrgy has been collected, there is nothing else to do with them. True, in our eyes the metods it uses could be considered evil, but again I remind you that it does not have emotions, so in its eyes there is no good/evil difference, only best ways to achieve the objective.

Try to see things from his point of view (no morality) and you will see ita surprisingly easy to see how it works.

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b98yOqA5pA

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

modoka
Tell your little sister she's retarded for me, thanks.

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

Hospice is not a friendly action to a patient with a good prognosis.

David Gomez
David Gomez

What good are we to him? Sup Forums is already the pinnacle of despair

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

extend the universe lifspan
But in the end, is it even a good thing?

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

insulting imoutos
To hell with you.

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

autism

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

What did she write?

Benjamin Cooper
Benjamin Cooper

Quality of life vs. quantity. Death comes to us all. Prolonging the inevitable is an illogical battle.

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

Not only are you actually the one with autism, you are mentally retarded as well.

Autism is a communication disorder. You refuse to ever address anything people say.

Retardation is a mental disorder where you can not learn. You have failed to learn what autism means even though you have been told it many times over.

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

To us, who most likely will die long before the Universe ends? No, it has no advantage. To them, an alien race who probably are immortals and have ultra-advances technology? Who knows

Daniel Clark
Daniel Clark

"MadoHomu please!"
"HomuMado is fine too"

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

Anyone one else excited for the new project?

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

still making Madoka threads when there's nothing to talk about
still making Madoka threads when they all turn into crack vs. anti-crack circlejerks
still making Madoka threads when the tripfags start their little /soc/ circlejerk

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

>>141434211
Do you regard those who call you a henchman of ACK as me? The posts are in the middle of the night and I slept. Why do you want me as an imaginary enemy?

Are there yuri in other planets?
I cannot imagine them. Especially, their genitalias. Tentacle xxxx?

QB does not lie (except by omision, but "you never asked"). There is no "hidden agenda", there is no "secret" to its actions. He is only interested in gathering energy to combat entrophy, nothing else.
[citation needed]
You can't. The franchise did never explain it.

This phrase is wrong: QB was never interested in mankind.
Can you read English? I said "WHEN he got enough energy at the Earth, he was NOT interested in human beings ANY LONGER."
They are just simply ways to an end. Once the enrgy has been collected, there is nothing else to do with them.
You admitted my claims. You aren't consistent with your previous sentence.
True, in our eyes the metods it uses could be considered evil, but again I remind you that it does not have emotions, so in its eyes there is no good/evil difference, only best ways to achieve the objective.
It is a theme of Utilitarianism and the fact is well known. I called Kyubey a utilitarian many times. So What?
Try to see things from his point of view (no morality) and you will see ita surprisingly easy to see how it works.
You did not know my research.

You ignored my important point. >>His measures are not sustainable.
If the universe has finite resources about intelligent life, the annihilation of human beings dose not bring them a profit in order to get a temporary large energy in exchange for continuous trade. Therefore, there's a possibility he has another purpose. For example, he might want to ruin the Earth, because magical girls are dangerous characters. Anyway, the works are an open-ended. Urobuchi is a shit.

Yes.

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

paranoid about samefagging
delete his own post to repost them later to bump the thread because nobody responded
Don't understand than there's was at least 3 anons arguing with him
need the last word but also answers or he gets triggered and bump the thread
probably falseflag and know that there's no samefagging
bait for (you)
retarded, cancer and autistic

Parker Price
Parker Price

Is that clock actually a thing?

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

xddd LOL if I pretend think that the post was deleted I will look like someone new because everyone who was in threads already knows that the mods abuse their powers to protect their personal taste
It's sad that you actually think this is a valid line of reasoning and no one will see through you. You refuse to address anything people actually say, and will literally only give your word as "proof" for anything.

Don't understand than there's was at least 3 anons arguing with him
No, I understand that you are samefagging because you honest to god think if you pretend you are the "majority" that you are right about everything you say.

I have never once bumped your shit thread, and you know it, this is again you just going really try hard and pretending to be stupid.

And it's funny, because you claim you are "three people" but all three of those people act exactly the same and they all refuse to actually address what people say to them. Tell me, why do all these people act exactly the same?

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

People that did nothing wrong

Julian Baker
Julian Baker

This thread is proof that Kyubey was right.

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

I think you meant to post this one.

Jayden James
Jayden James

She was actually right, at least until episode 12

John Ross
John Ross

And I have repeatedly offered you to the opprtunity to verify that I am not in fact the same person as the other posters, by various methods no less. You instead continue to ignore them, and insist in railing against me, other anons, these threads, the mods, this board, and the whole damn site.

Unfortunately, you have long since reached the level of being so pitiful, that no snappy one-liner can be of any sort of effect, since the very notion of "burn" requiries that you have some pretense of dignity.

And it's funny how you claim the mods are so aligned against you, when from all appearances it seems they've gone easy on you. I don't know how many janitor's ban requests were actually fufilled, and given how many mods dislike the Madoka threads, it would not surprise me if they've chosen to let you run amok both for their own amusement, and in the hopes of destroying the Madoka fan community on Sup Forums. Not even Accelspammer was able to post so consistently.

Of course, the other option is you have purchased or otherwise control a large, illegal botnet, in which case I and a few friends of mine in D.C. would be very interested in learning what IPs you've been using.

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

FUCK CHAIR, POST THE RAWS AT LEAST

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

Mado loves Homu.

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

But why is that friendly? Humans weren't going to last that long anyway. So rather than living free and dying young our youths are tortured so that his race might eke out a few more blithering days of heat before their death

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

/f/thread/3079663#p3079663

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

Except there's no indication of this in the show. While the inverse is true this is certainly false.

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

opprtunity to verify that I am not in fact the same person as the other posters, by various methods no less.

opprtunity

Sure is weird how all the crack shitposters make constant spelling errors. Given that almost every browser in the world has build in spell checkers.

requiries that you have some pretense of dignity.
requiries
You mean like the dignity to not constantly bump your own threads from page 10?
Anyway, there is no possible way you can prove who you are via this message board. It's not possible, because anything can be easily faked. The fact that all crack shitposters fail to realize this is what proves they are all the same person. If you were smart, you would just focus on that actual arguments that people are making any ignore everything else. And that is your other major tell. See >>141435923 (You)
For ten whole years no one has never acted like you, and you want people to believe that suddenly that's common behavior and everyone thinks exactly like you? Yeah, not happening.

Want to know another one of your tells?
You also just list things you have issue with or personally dislike. You never actually give reasons for the things you say. This is, again, a constant across ALL of the people you pretend to be.

Like this, zero integrity. You just shamelessly bump your own thread over and over so your shitposting stays p longer.

Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

This bait

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