To what lengths would you go to protect an old and busted christmas cake's...

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

To what lengths would you go to protect an old and busted christmas cake's innocent smiling face?

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Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

A better question would be: to what lengths WOULDN'T I go?

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

Marriage if there's plenty of natural chemistry besides love making hitting all the right triggers.

Tyler Bennett
Tyler Bennett

I would take a bullet rain for them.

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

Normalfags thread.

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

I've been on THAT board for too long to ever even consider dating a cake irl. I would love a cute 2D cake though.

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

I would literally destroy the world.

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

whats the age gap of the women and boy ?

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

She wouldn't even be worth a 20 minute drive honestly. She would have to come to my place and let me bang her.

Woman like these are broken and need dick in their life to feel somewhat wanted. Anyone putting too much effort into some skank in her 30s who has not man is wasting their time. Let the white knights take care of her and maker he feel important.

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

/pol/

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

Let's say late 20s and late teens respectively.

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

She is clearly in her early 30s I would say 34.

Damn near 20 year age gap in this shit.

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

The manga has a nicer ending. Heres a scan out of the goodness of my heart.

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

Go outside sometime.

Brayden White
Brayden White

Do they fuck?

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

ALL OF THEM

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

I doesn't say but it shows that he actually did go meet her after she moved to give her the shoes. In my mind they end up happy together eventually.

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

So only headcanon fucking, disappointed.

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

I prefer it to end on a romantic not rather than "they fugged all night, the end"

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

Having drinks late one night with a tired 30 year old cake
hearing her stories about her lost loves, her failures in life.
She confides in you, smiling while opening up as the booze gets to her.
driving her home after she gets sloshed.
having to carry her inside her apartment because she can hardly walk
she's embarrassed about having to be carried.
you set her down on the couch, grab her a blanket.
With that done, you decide to go home. but she tells you to stay a little longer.
Just sit with her and hold her.
She's been lonely and wants someone nice like you to just hold her here like this.

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

That's just boring kiddie romance, real people fug.

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

That user is pure. Don't taint his headcanon with lewdity.

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

If I want fugging I go read childhood friend, delforation vanilla doujins.

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

Hario~~

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

defloration

No thanks.

Logan Young
Logan Young

Not consummating the feelings between you and your first love in high school giving each other your first time.

What a homo.

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

I only date used goods.

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

This
going for a non virgin
You people make me sick, might as well fuck an AIDS'd prostitute if you're that desperate

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

By kindheartedly providing for her and her son.

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

No lengths

Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

Also a cuck thread
End yourselves

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

not directing him to /r9k/
>>>/tumblr/

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

expecting newfags to know shit about 4chin's culture

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

I'd go through hell.

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

The same distance pizza places deliver...

About 5 miles.

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

Why did they not end up together again?

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

Because he's still in school. Once he graduates he's going to find her and they'll fuck like rabbits.

Gabriel Russell
Gabriel Russell

If we are talking about the Garden of words, she was 27 and he was 17.

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

old
innocent
You need to pick one.

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

He was 15.

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

Pretty sure the old hag will move on and hop on the next dick she sees

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

You mean shouta dick

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

Sure whatever, next (shota) dick

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

Even better.

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

I move heaven and earth.

Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

this font

I'm dying.

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

Fuck you. Just fuck you.

David James
David James

What if you don't have a first love in high school?

Why is fugging and romance mutually exclusive?

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

More like why are people such big fucking prudes?
They just have to fucking imply it
just showing one scene where they're together in bed/getting out of bed won't fucking kill em

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

MY HEART

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

DELETE THIS

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

Bad meme fampaitachi

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

Hey guys what's going on in this thread?

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

Why are you doing this to me ;_;

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

And then you go home and watch anime while she dies alone.

Owen Barnes
Owen Barnes

If I ever was with friendly relations with a cake, I'd immediately drop all anime, and all Sup Forums browsing.

I'd never leave her to die alone. Even when she finds someone, I'll still occasionally contact her and we'd drink together.

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

Even when she finds someone, I'll still occasionally contact her

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

Even when she finds someone, I'll still occasionally contact her and we'd drink together.

Err cuck? I'm not even meme-ing here.

William Price
William Price

Even when she finds someone, I'll still occasionally contact her and we'd drink together.

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

Even when she finds someone, I'll still occasionally contact her and we'd drink together.

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

Not him, but you got to get with the cakes to get with the cakes. Even if she's already in a relationship, she might have a cute friend or sister who isn't. Befriending a cake means already being one step ahead in getting with her single cake friends.

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

Even if she's already in a relationship, she might have a cute friend or sister who isn't. Befriending a cake means already being one step ahead in getting with her single cake friends.

The operative word is "might".

What if she doesn't?

Absolute waste of time.

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

cake
busted
That's not how it works.

Joshua Mitchell
Joshua Mitchell

What if she doesn't?
What if you die tomorrow? Nothing is certain in life.

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

How is it not?

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

You are most certainly a cuckold.

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

Because he doesn't know what a cake is.

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

Explain how a cake cannot be busted?

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

Cakes don't have to be busted. Although maybe we have different definitions of the word 'busted.'

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

Cakes don't have to be busted

No one said that though.

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

I don't actually know what we're discussing anymore.

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

This guy is saying a cake cannot be busted and I'm asking what being busted has to do with Christmas cakes.

Ethan White
Ethan White

kill yourself retard
you don't even know what cuck means

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

Well yeah he has no idea what he's talking about.

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

The more interesting question is who would protect *you*.

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

I've always wanted to sink my face into her bosoms.

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

Sensei a soft.

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

I think one the first novel comes out in English soon as I was considering buying it but how much screentime does Sensei get? She's my only reason to watch or read Yahari.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

user are you implying that 3d is anything other than pd?

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

No dude, after I put her down I would take a 50 from her purse and leave

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

Good question, I sadly only have S1 to go by. Some nice moments but she's clearly not a central character, which sucks because she's a more interesting one and has better rapport with 8man.

It may just be my fetish talking, but it's all the more vexing when sensei is either best girl or close to it. It's so vanishingly rare when they win that Japan seems practically allergic to the concept.

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

I think Onegai sensei was the last to do this with Sensei winning, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei also kind of semi-counts I guess. But you're right, it's a concept which needs to be explored more.

Also wonder if the sensei will win in Hibike Euhponium, I can actually see them going that route but who knows. We'll find out in S2.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

dating a used-up whore who ended up the way she did due to poor life decisions
No thanks. Get your 3DPD shit out of my 2D.

Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown

But user, she IS 2D, and she actually won in the end!

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

Left behind by her own generation, sensei spent her tears about it years ago. She contents herself in properly educating the next, quietly dedicating herself to her job. She tells herself she's fine with it, that there's value in it, that the stress and long hours will be worth it someday.

But the frustration lingers. Her friends get married, have kids, move on with their lives. The months since her last social outing quietly turn into years. Her students become the adults she never felt like; one of the girls in one of her classes even looks like her, but with a boyfriend.

She pretends she can't feel the knife twisting every time she sees them together.

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

One of her students approaches her for help about a girl he likes. Quiet boy, but a good student, pays attention in class, always volunteers to help. Over the last month or so he's been the last to leave, seems to blush and look away whenever she glances at him; must have been debating whether to ask for help.

The hell's she supposed to know about this? She failed that subject. But she tries anyway, hoping to spare someone the pain she now feels. He shyly describes her in oblique terms, so broad she thinks he's talking about the popular girl. It stings at first. The girl probably doesn't even know he exists.

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

Something's off, though. Some of the details don't add up: he says she's "kinda older than him," they're the same age; he "tries to talk to her every day after class," she's one of the first out the door. Poor kid's probably just nervous, practically sweating just talking to his teacher. Lacking any real advice, she combs her brain for half-remembered plots to cornball romance stories she wouldn't admit to reading under torture.

Love letter in the locker it is - end of the semester, just before break. Time to get together if yes, time for the pain to fade if no.

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

He seems pleased by that, thanks her for the advice, and scrambles off. She smiles and wishes him luck. The odds aren't in his favor, but she means every word. Gradually she drifts back into her numbing routine, the day-in, day-out scrutiny of dozens of impressionable eyes. But she catches him writing something from time to time, blushing and trying to look like he's paying attention. God help him, he's going to do it.

Exams come and go, the last day approaches. She did the best she could with what she was given; hopefully she'd see most of them next year. A long day of grading papers and projects; she actually dozes off for a bit. When did it get so damn late? Time always had a way of passing her by.

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Tip the edges of the universe, if she was interested in me. If not, I'd still do quite a bit to protect her smile if she was cute and it wasn't too inconvenient.

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

She rushes to clean up her desk, and she's halfway out the door before she spots something out of place. Where'd that letter come from? A note on the envelope reads: "Didn't want to wake you." Her pulse starts to race as she opens it, slow to connect the dots until she sees that clumsy handwriting of his.

Funny, she'd thought she was out of tears.

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

Funny, she'd thought she was out of tears.
Don't fucking do this to me user

Kevin King
Kevin King

Post more you fuck

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

Who's your favourite sensei and which one would you let teach you a night of passionate love making only a cake can give?

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

Every day of the break drags with the weight of a month, ample time to mull it over in excruciating detail. So many hurdles and so much baggage, and she struggles with the basics of how to talk with him about it. It's wrong, it's unethical, it's unwise; strange for him and downright pathetic for her. The smart thing to do was act like the grown-up she was supposed to be, let him down gently, and maintain an awkward distance for the rest of the year.

She never was that smart. She reads the letter again, becoming his age with moist eyes and glowing cheeks. The pieces all snap together and she wonders how she never noticed it before. He's her student, her mind says over and over, a warning that she takes as a selling point. He's her student. He's *her* student. The hell with the popular girl. A boy like him deserves someone better.

The first day of class comes around again. She can hardly wait.

Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

MORE

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

Can't unwatch Kotonoha no Niwa to watch it again, so what Christmas Cake Anime are there to watch now?

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

Awkwardness at first, lack of eye contact; she stumbles on his name during attendance, feeling that first icy pinprick of doubt. With effort she settles into the normally comfortable groove of her lecture, a pebble lurking in an old pair of shoes. It's not until the end of a long day that they can talk, and her teeth grind as the last student takes their sweet god-for-damned time leaving.

Did he mean it? The question comes out in a whisper, nearly strangled by the lump in her throat. Unspoken is the wish, the plea that he still does, that his wide eyes and blushing face are hiding a yes. His nervous babbling in answer soon mirrors her own. He was worried she'd forgotten, had written him off like a stupid boy with a silly crush, had someone else in mind, had this, had that. Of course he meant it.

She should say no. She doesn't. She can't.

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

The talk is long and long overdue. He's not an adult yet, but close enough to it to know the hurdles in place. Neither wants to jeopardize her career or his future, yet the risks aren't enough. He always admired and respected her, always loved her class, always thought she was better looking than any girl in or out of school. The words might as well be pulled from those trashy stories she swears she doesn't read, and she cherishes every sappy syllable.

Boundaries are already breached, but they're doing this as right as one can. They both agree nothing can happen until he graduates. She'll live, she's waited this long, but she'll be damned if she's not having a taste now. She grabs his shirt collar and pulls him in close; a thought he shares, from how quickly his hand finds hers.

Their fingers lace in a tender, shared squeeze. She didn't need those tears anyway.

For you, user.

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

r9k made me hate women. I really wish I never went there.

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

I know that feel user, and not just women. I will never be able to trust a normie ever again.

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

It unfortunately bred a toxic mindset in me. Even though we "3DPD" here, it's not healthy to hate. It's almost as bad as /v/ making you hate video games.

Logan King
Logan King

M-muh heart.

You would've started hating them sooner or later. /r9k/ only influenced whether it's before or after an unfair divorce financially destroys you.

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

Would you, Sup Forums?

Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

Becoming a househusband is pretty much my dream. I'd still work part time to avoid feeling like a leech though

Luis James
Luis James

Would you buy one Sup Forums?

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

it's real

My fucking wallet.

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

I love that the figure itself is just called "OL-san"

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

I want to help her get home after a night out for drinks and princess carry her.

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

Are those two different figurines or can you swap out the faces?

I like her happy smile more.

Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

Yeah they're just swap out faces.

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

Maya-chan, easily. Would shyly ask to hold hands with.

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

Glad that she won and the guy got the best girl in that short story. Truley one of my fav short stories. I just hope they finish the rest of kono S mi yo even tho I know it's a sad ending.

Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

CAKE BY THE OCEAN

John Parker
John Parker

tfw there is a 31 year old widow cake on office
tfw she talks about how she arrive home every night, lays on couch until she sleeps
tfw she does drink a lot of booze and talk how she loves drinking and sometimes about being lonely

A-anons, what can I do to make a cake happy?

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

Listen to your heart, user.

Start small; buy her a coffee one day and see where it goes.

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

this
used to have launch with a cake co-worker
she is cute lonely as fuck (prefers to stay lonely tho) and watches anime all day
have to change shifts and never see her again
still talking casually on skype from time to time

how do I get in?

David Martinez
David Martinez

old
busted
christmas cake
innocent
One of these words is not like the others.

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

She's in another sector now, on the room next to me, when she was in my room she used to rub my shoulders when talking to me and stuff like that, one of those days after not talking to her for some weeks I just gone there to get some talks with that in my mind
"I loved working with you, we were a good team"
"I miss bugging you toes all day, hehe"

What's the secret to get inside a cake's heart? Specially a widow.

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

Honestly, it sounds like you're at least partly there. Rubbing your shoulders is a step above casual workplace relationship, if not a guaranteed signal. Everyone has different quirks about physical contact, lots of subtle cues involved.

Depending on how skype talk goes, I'd invite out for drinks one night, or at least see if she wants to get lunch on a weekend and catch up or something. It's easily brushed off if not interested, and easily followed up on if she is.

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

Do something with her outside of work

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

can I get a source?
Iqdb and google gave me nothing.

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

I'd call her AU version and fall in love with her instead.

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a shitty fanfic. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

You gullible fucks don't realize any woman who's that old and still unmarried and childless is just looking for some sap to trick into knocking her up so she can shut up her internal clock and start collecting some child support checks.

Sure hope having sex with a flabby old hag is worth losing half the money you make for the rest of your life.

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

not being sterile

It's a blessing and a curse

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

applying 3d logic to 2d women

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

You will never rub the feet of a tired Christmas Cake, coming home from work.

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

I'll be 26 this July. The farthest I've ever gone with a boy is one kiss on the mouth. No guy I've liked has ever taken me on a second date ;_; Am I gonna die alone Sup Forums?

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

3DPD
Leave. This thread isn't about you. Go to /soc/ if you want a pity party.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

It's already a meme, so you don't need to post it anymore.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

Just start hitting up gay bars bro you'll find a guy there.

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

ALWAYS

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

We are all going to die alone anyway

Jason James
Jason James

Boys don't become cakes.

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

This is still the holy grail of cake. Or at least I think so, it's never explicit with her age iirc

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

I thought it said "see that his gives birth to that child" sometimes I hate not being able to read.

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

Don't just sit on the fence fucking do something! If your arnt ugly as sin, fat or a horrible person there is gonna be someone who will like you!

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

If your arnt ugly as sin, fat or male there is gonna be someone who will like you!
Face it, we're just disposable tools for women. And considering we aren't exactly high status, strong or affluent we're zero value in the eyes of women.

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

Nah, they will get togehter

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

But why does otakus dont like cakes?

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

Unmeasurable lenghts.

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

Nah even losers are actually really important to women (even if neither side fully realizes it)

Girls want, sometimes even NEED, undesirable guys to hit on them. So that they can reject them and get an ego boost / power trip out of it. It's why they start getting all butthurt when "ugly loser creep" guys resign themselves to just being alone and doing nerd hobbies, even though they logically shouldn't care if somebody so undesirable isn't pursuing them anymore.

James Thompson
James Thompson

failing on easy mode
Better just kill yourself.

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

Slut it up in your teens and early 20s
"Lonely" in late 20s
Kill yourself
And nothing of value was lost

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

You need to remember cakes aren't looking for casual relationship, once you're in you need to commit unless you want to break her heart, and cakes get commited very quickly.

she used to rub my shoulders when talking to me and stuff like that
Fuck it, just go for it and invite her for coffee, she's clearly interested. And don't be afraid of making fool of yourself, it would spoil things with other women, but from my experience cakes are different. They don't date to establish their social status and since the beginning it's more about the real thing between you two.

Just don't repeat my mistake user. You need to be patient and commit to your relationship

Hunter Martin
Hunter Martin

Having money

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

I dunno, maybe down the street.

Cooper White
Cooper White

I want to marry a soft cake and make her happy.

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

Pies > Cakes

Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

but wasn't she canonically a virgin?

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

30 is considered old to japanese
'i'm such a weeb i must think this too!'
oh boy, every time.

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Its considered old in 2D. Thats what we care about. And if you still think in 3D you need to get out.

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

For no other reason than because nips think it. It's not like 2D hold some exclusive logic that isn't bound by real life.

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

Depends if she would put out or not

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

Is this the cuck general?

John Bennett
John Bennett

No, this isn't an NTR thread.

Those are over in /pol/.

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

cuck =/= NTR dumbass

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

you'll have to start your own

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

Yes, and? As I said, no one here cares about what japan thinks, its the 2D logic most people here are following and no one cares if it stems from the japs.

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

this is your boss
What do you do?

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

We all will die alone. Everyone die alone.

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

Spill spaghetti

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

Be her brown noser. Literally.

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

I don't know where I'd start.

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

Kek

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

Become her boytoy since I just started working there. Hopefully I'll become her house husband at some point.

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

The story of Kotonoha no Niwa becomes slightly less romantic once you realize it's about a teenager with a foot fetish.

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

Around 6 inches.

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

Hopefully I'll become her house husband at some point.

Jace Green
Jace Green

every girl you're acquainted with is over the age of 25 anyways
Do I even have a choice?

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

i-is is this a fujisho thread ?

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

Marry.

Jose Smith
Jose Smith

How does that even work?

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

Because fuck you, it's anime

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

Yell at her for putting the lingerie OVER THE FUCKING PANTIES! HOLY FUCK HOW CAN SOMEONE GROW SO OLD AND DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! HOLY FUCK!

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

the shirt got wet from her lactating into it without noticing

Colton Price
Colton Price

Liking older women is a curse.

Brody Miller
Brody Miller

Liking older women is a blessing.

FTFY

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

S-sorry user, she's never worn it for anyone before. She didn't know.

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

And now she wont know how my dick feels like because it is flaccid

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

it can be easily fixed, take them off without removing the rest by tearing them off of her.

Brayden Collins
Brayden Collins

This

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

Ask her if she needs any help sexually

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

cakes are the only women that I have ever attracted in my life (22)

I like them, but at the end of the day you know they just want a sucker to marry and pay for their shit before they turn 30 and fall into the basement with cats.

such is the way of 3DPD, left over scraps after chad and tyrone got tired of them.

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

you know they just want a sucker to marry and pay for their shit before they turn 30 and fall into the basement with cats.
I wouldn't mind it if keiki's were the ones paying. That's my dream waifu: an older professional with a good job and a career she doesn't want to give up but still wants to raise a family. She'd need a younger, loving househusband for that.

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

Tell her to get off my desk because I have emails to send.

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

She looks at you with a seductive smile and tells you to convince her to move

Aiden Fisher
Aiden Fisher

"If you won't stop interrupting, we won't secure Series A funding. The company is burning through money fast and there is still no product shipped."

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

tfw that pic reminds me of when I visit my girlfriend

I have it but it still makes me feel longing

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

Where did you get this from? I never any raw or eng. please give me link.

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

That was an awesome movie, beautifully animated as well. Would love to read/watch similar stuff

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

You take all the blanket from her in bed?

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

Dont fuck it up

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

Not as far as I had once thought. Cute 2D cakes are fine but my 3D cake story ended badly for both of us.

I wanted a slowburn romance. She wanted me to convert to Catholicism and start a family. It was too much for 19-year-old me to deal with, so I had to break it off. I loved her, I still do. I just wasn't ready to be what she needed.

Sorry for the blog.

Tyler White
Tyler White

She wanted me to convert to Catholicism and start a family.
He didn't do this
You could've been a househusband, user.

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

They have shit taste

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

It just meant you didn't love her enough.

Sorry thats the cold hard truth.

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

you did the right thing
don't listen to she fell in love with you because of who you are not what she wanted to make you into
if she even was in love with you that is

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

Is it true that cakes have the best feet?

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

"You're the boss."
princess carry her to her desk instead

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

Maybe, but she was kind to a fault and in the weeks before I left some of the offhanded remarks I was making we're really upsetting her. I knew that I wasn't going to be changing who I was, at least not anytime soon and I didn't want to put her through the pain of being with someone who can't give you what you need. I tried to leave before we broke each others hearts, I didn't realize until after that I'd done just that.

Thank you. I'm about as sure as I can be that her feelings were genuine, we were quite intimate for a long time. She was quite guarded at first but as we spent more and more time together she really did bare her soul to me, and I to her. I've never felt so close to someone, before or since.

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

Yes, god I wanna lick those feet

Carter King
Carter King

I want to non-erotically massage a cake's feet after a long day of work.

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

I want to erotically massage a cake's feet after a long day of work.

FTFY

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

is there a term for women older than cake but younger than milf?

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

tfw dating a OL 5 years older than me
sit at our apartment taking care of our dog together looking for employment
she pays all the bills
its a blessing and a curse anons
on the one hand, cake
on the other, crushing feelings of being a leech

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

implying
This one is.

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

Nee-san

Aaron Brown
Aaron Brown

I think milf doesn't necessarily have the specific age threshold that cake does. They commonly mean about the same 25-and-up range, though one could be a mother and still technically under cake age.

I dunno, we need a crack team of araologists to sort this out.

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

I'm not going by the literal definition of milf, no one should
I guess cougar would be more appropriate then?

Asher Harris
Asher Harris

she pays all the bills

As a man, aren't you ashamed?

Ethan Thomas
Ethan Thomas

he's a little girl so it's ok

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

Its from the physical copy I own I literally scanned those two pages. I will have a gander on the web if they exist though.

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

Unfortunately there only seems to be the official prints and no scan out. I only own one copy so I can't dissect and scan this one for you sorry buddy.

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

coming to Sup Forums
having pride as a man

Pick one and only one.

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

She was quite guarded at first but as we spent more and more time together she really did bare her soul to me, and I to her. I've never felt so close to someone, before or since.

You're a fool.

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

He said he's ashamed, did you even read his post?

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

He isn't lying about like a big slob. besides you want a capable partner or wife in case you loose a limb or become too ill to work.

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