MOU HANASE! KORE WA WATASHI NO OWARI DESU!!
MOU HANASE! KORE WA WATASHI NO OWARI DESU!!
wait didd her head go missing?
didn't start the thread with the "yaa gomen gomen"
Did he got kill ?
Tag, you're it.
Wait, are you okay dude?
*GASP* HE'S FAST!
My bad. Translated directly from my language.
That still didn't answer the question.
ZETTAI DAMEDA KORE WO HANASHI GA NAI!
Yes, it was so fast it just tore it apart
It's a falcon, you dipshit.
KURAE, KUSO BEAMU
whatever you say autist
No, it broke it's neck.
What the fuck happened? The slowmo doesn't help at all. You're telling me that eagle tackled the duck? The duck looked like he got shot.
called out as a dumbass on the internet
y-yyeah well, nice autism you j-j-jerk
Yep. The predator bird probably snapped its neck using their talons.
In short, don't fuck with birds.
user the hawk beheaded the duck
KONOMAMADEWA FUTARITOMO OCHITESHIMAU
You will taste the power of my stand, Monkey Magic!
thread turned into animal gore before anybody even posted inb4 animal gore
time to evacuate
natural selection and go away
google translate tier
Who the fuck would worry about being polite when they are about to die?
Oh god why
Manners are important
Goats are goat tier animals
Bitch that is like the most important time to be polite. You don't want to put off any potential savior do you? And if you do die anyway at least you'll be remembered as that really polite guy.
No, he snapped his neck. If you pause it, you can see the Duck's lead literally turn parallel to the ground.
That was a young falcon being a sneaky fucker. Ducks can actually put up a good fight.
Holy shit hawks are fast as fuck.
damn , Lions are beautiful
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Rule of thumb - falcons rise, then dive.
Hawks jump from a perch and rip things apart.
KISAMAAAAA! *PFFT* URUSAI!
Mou iyada! Tasukete kure!
That's one stupid fucking cat.
Nande konnani ganbatteruno? Yamete kudasai!
Maybe it's just an autistic cat that likes repetitive patterns and actions?
Holy fuck, my sides.
amphibians over the world endangered due to fungus outbreak
this stupid fuck wastes a prime specimen
I hope somebody busted his ass for this senseless behaviour.
No, you can still its head is still attached but the neck is broken and dislocated. Its a young hawk, their strategy is literally hit and running on prey till their older.
Pls, no. ; - ;
Nature and man really don't go hand in hand.
Stuff like this usually makes me sad, but the way the third lion just saunters up and gets the calf at the end gives me a right giggle.
No matter how many times I see this, it never gets any less unsettling.
This kills the crab
Not today motherfucker
Imagine if you were a human and got sucked like that
how to deal with frogposters.webm
Since this thread will get inevitably deleted, I have a question, does Sup Forums like watching anime with their pets?
this thread is tanoshii
You can just see the "oh shit" look on its blank arthropod face.
Just imagine that kind of ending for you, its literally being liquidated in a fucking split second, I can't even fathom it
Some cats and dogs tend to lose their fucking minds when they fall into water, you would never be able to guess whether they're liking it or not. It becomes an instant drug for them.
Do not watch this if you love dogs.
GAKKOU WA TANOSHII JA NAI!
Did she teleport?
I let my female cockatiel sit on my shoulder when watching vietnamese cartoons.
Oh my fuck, imagine being surrounded by all that floof.
Thanks. I got diabetes now.
I know this is an off-topic thread, but fuck. I want a dog so badly.
To another dimension
literally *teleport behind you*
A better place?
I feel really bad for knowing most of these, thanks Sup Forums
tfw my bird died
The slowmo doesn't help at all
slowmo helps no one but himself
I wonder if PETA knows how fucked up nature is
I think the cat really wanted to get over the wall for whatever reason and just kept missing and falling in.
That thing's gonna grow up and rip her face off.
It's a cane toad. They're such a problem in Australia that people are encouraged go out of their way to try and kill them.
That tortured squealing will haunt my dreams. The weird low-pitched baying the other pigs made in the background while it happened make it all the worse.
And then, silence.
mfw I still remember that phonecall
Almost all great apes and many apes are absolute bro tier when raised in captivity alongside humans. They are surprisingly adaptive to humans. Great apes (chimps, orangutans, all the monkeys without tails including us) are far more intelligent than the regular apes (money with tails)
My cousin is researching great apes behavior for his PhD. He says great apes are almost always logical and human like in decision making.
Also protip, don't ever offend a monkey, they're strong as fuck and short tempered, enough to beat an average guy to death. Cousin offended a rhesus by approaching him in his cage despite the warnings. Rhesus slapped my cousin so hard he had his ear ringing for two days and the slap left a mark for around a week.
This was from a medium sized, teenaged rhesus, not even a full grown one
all the monkeys without tails including us
We ARE great apes tho
christ those fuckers were well hidden
on the faggot scale you're rating faggot
Misetearou.. Kore wa ore no shin no sugata da.
holy shit it actually tore the lower bill a part
Sup, christian, how was your science class?
(money with tails)
Yeah, heads is far more intelligent.
What kind of shark is that anyway?
It's a vanishark
t. Monkey Internet Defense Force
that actually being an asshole, just shut up and wait and see if the alligator can outsmart the pig, dont help baiting him
NANI WO SURUNDA
Man dogs are fucking retarded.
How can they not see?
For one most dogs are color blind
Omae wa mo shindeiru.
CARLOS IS SAVAGE!
This helps my imagination next time I reread Dolly Kill Kill
Thats actually pretty good to know. I've been wondering what the main difference between the two was for a while now.
Only a faggot would think evolution is real.
TOKI WO TOMARE
Reminds me of the definition of insanity.
Dogs cant see red or green and cant see details from certain angles
Did it die?
You know science was invented by Christian Europe, right? Fedoras believed in alchemy before that.
You know science was invented by Christian Europe, right?
That is false.
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I giggle uncontrollably every time I see this. They shut down under stress to avoid predators or some shit, right?
my fucking sides
You're way retarded than dogs ffs. Color blindness =/= narrow vision.
So, tell me, when was the scientific method was established? Do you even know what science is?
How would that be beneficial if he's running away from predators?
"scientific method" existed since before agriculture.
Its just Europe had resources to support "scientists".
Play dead when you face bear to find out.
Yeah that's what I didn't get either. Maybe it's a genetic defect, like with those myotonic goats.
Trying to teach my cockatiel to sing some of my favorite yet simple OP themes
So, no. You have no concept of science. You're just one of those Faceberg/Reddit fedoras.
BAKA SEMPAI! >:P
Idea of changing what you do based on observation is as old as humanity itself. Modern science is just little better in figuring out those observations by using math.
Not the guy you're memeing on, but isn't science just experimentation with regards to shit like biology, math, physics and shit like that?
I don't think this one has to do with the dog being stupid.
It's probably some kind of consent thing where to dog thinks he needs permission to enter and leave and the owner opening the door is consent.
Certain dogs are very good at following rules. It's to bad that the majority of people don't take the time or have no idea how to train them.
Peregrine falcon swooped in at 420 km/h (260 mph) and decapitated the duck in one hit. These falcons are badass.
Male or female cockatiel?
I guess Sup Forums has finally broke me i kept waiting for the truck or snowmobile that was gonna run into them all.
I always thought that one might be a training thing, like the dog was waiting for permission to enter the house.
Long live the King
Give me one.
Be the change you want to see, user.
Don't open this.
it literally shit its self when the lions jumped out
I had a female with him when I first got them both but I think he ended up killing her because they used to hiss at each other a lot and after a while I found her dead on the cage floor ;_; I don't know much about bird behavior but I try to take care of him and love him a lot.
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE STREET
[muffled eurobeat in the distance]
I lost my male cockatiel when he flew out the door years ago. All I had left for awhile was my female cockatiel who was really sweet and docile, took me awhile to realize stroking a female tiel on the back leads to them going into heat though.
Nature is scray and mean
If at first you don't succeed...
They are canines not vampires.
All according to keikaku
What a hero.
Cockatiels are dumb pets
How is that even possible?
Eat this fucker!
michael bay's dog
i want to be that bitch.
Hell, I would shit myself too if 3 lions jumped out of fucking nowhere.
What did you just say?
Man I'll never get over how weirdly sexual this is.
cockatoos go insane without companion cockatoos.
Birds are dumb pets
What's so good about a cockatiel or a sun conure or parrot
I bet you're a degenerate dogfag
Shit's scary yo.
No, i have a cat
Pls dont insult other people pets. All pets are cute and deserve love and attetion.
Why not just butter both sides?
o i need to point the race issue ?
You will never have a big cat that is this loveable
I like my house cats, but I would totally trade them for a domesticated cheetah
Ravens and crows soon will make a civilization
What is this specific bird called?
If only Okuu was that smart.
The dog didn't do anything, while the cat was blatantly stalking the little one. Deer are cute, but what the hell man
Because fuck kids
What is going on there
That caats does fucking parkour
TSUMARANAI NO SEKAI
If it makes you feel any better it came after the cat too.
She thought they were gonna double gang her son so she took out the bigger target.
Female cheetah being friendly.
I Wonder if he's rubbing her when she's in heat.
Oyasumi, Sup Forums!
Doesn't make me feel better, but at least it didn't ignore the cat.
Get lost Miia, Darling has found true love.
Can mods do me a favo and delete this shit thread? Thanks
Makes me wish my cat wasn't a cunt.
can mods do me a favor and delete this faggot?
fuk u my cat is not a cunt, he luvs to fight other cats and come back home injured.
I never knew I wanted a deer centaur before.
Man this hits me in the feels. I used to have the sweetest little female cockatiel for 5 years before she passed away due to some sort of immune system failure after she got a cold.
Jesus Christ that's too cute, do bird make themselves 'clothes' like that in the wild?
Sure, go for it.
yeah I see that the cat is obviously after my baby but there's a dog half a block away so we have to fight
Nature is like a bad shounen manga.
have you not played warcraft 3
I thought about the dryads from that game just after posting.
in my anime board
posting in animal shit thread that goes off topic
literally went and murdered a pig for shits and giggles
sure hope the guy who threw the bait hears some pig screams at night.
if you don't love your cockatiel, she wont grow breasts for you
It went into the pipe!
Enchantress' thick flank pressing up against you before she pins you to the wall, grinding her slavering doe cunt against your crotch as her moans grow in volume, almost reaching orgasm just from the sensation of her womanhood rubbing against the growing bulge in your jeans. Your pants are almost drenched in her secretions before you finally get them off, finally plunging into her sensual folds as she pants, begging for more. Her powerful hind legs do most of the work, thrusting against you again and again. The musky scent of her pheromones fills the air, arousing you further as her lust reaches an almost feral state. She screams, desperate for release, as your savage mating reaches a peak. Finally, she slams against you one last time, taking you to the hilt, your member touching her most intimate inner reaches. Her upper body tenses up, fully enraptured by orgasm, but her pussy clenches around your dick, rippling, as you, too, reach your apex. She milks every drop of cum out of your rod, for what seems like an eternity. Finally, you both collapse, exhausted. Covered in sweat, fluids, and smelling of bestial sex, she leans in to your ear and whispers, "Sproink!"
the gorilla trying to sign to the goose to calm down
Sorry bro there's no more room for diplomacy.
Why are Japanese bird owners so much better then Western ones?
nigga just divided by zero
OMAE NO AITE WA ORE DA!
Things required in order to be a goose
be an asshole
Fuck I hate webm. They have no thumbnail like regular gifs.
What's a good one for this? Probably something shounen related.
LAAAAAY YOUR HANDS ON ME
Someone post the two humming birds dodging a hawk/falcon attacking them, it was some Ace Combat aka Mobius One level shit.
Holy shit, geese are weird.
Nature is fucked up.
Monkeys are bro tier guys but don't look at them funny or they'll slap your shit
Gee how convincing, monkey man.
El-ahrairah got some moves.
thats some mlg shit.
animals are not smart
Fucking hell you got me
This thread is about to make me fail university. Keep up the good work Sup Forums.
VLC icon instead of thumbnail
It probably is. My cousin's husky will almost never get out through the front door unless he's called, even if he's excited as fuck and the door is open.
HE BURNED HIS PATCH
Ah, you are retarded, got it.
THATS OUR STUFFLES!
My dog does that sometimes. When I take her to the dogpark, she loves barking at other dogs through the gate, but if I let her inside, she's complete chicken shit.
I wonder how that one user survived that crocodile attack, even if he lost an arm that thing looks savage
bird using a branch nothing I haven't seen before
makes a hook
holy shit, clever girl
CAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOOOOVE TONIIIIIGHT
this fuckers and swans forget they aren't dinosaurs anymore
CHEEEEEE- Oh wait.
The raptor got schooled so hard it just stares at the rabbit
Is it dead?
Crows are cute
Swans can fuck you up good. They go for the eyes with their snake necks and they pummel the SHIT out of you with their hard, bony elbows and powerful pecs.
I guess you could say he didn't DUCK in time.
Cheetah monmusu when?
Why can't my cat do the same?
Literally only appears for one frame in the slo-mo
Because they're not the same breed. Some breeds are much more friendly/sociable than others. I have three half-bengal cats and they snuggle with me or sit in my lap or just plain follow me around all the time.
Because you have cheap camera.
Well, there's Persia.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO WE'RE JUST PIGS"
its a bird thing
Joudan da, Joudan.
om nom nom nom
I am half Persian and I don't approve of this post.
that was amazing
don't think he'd mind
I'll need the Japanese words for "airsoft" and "faggot" user.
Apt name. That fuckers mouth looks like a saw mill.
How's that even work. Does it just get crushed to tiny pieces? It's got to fit in there somehow.
that fucking pirouette
Not even once
Allergic to Dogs
Horribly allergic to cats
Loved dogs since I was little, had dozens of stuffed ones (I still have them after all these years)
I'll never own a pup
I guess I can settle for a ferret or something, but these threads always remind me of my life's biggest failure
the one that steals the camera
CARLOS STOP IT!
SPOILER THAT SHIT, MANG
You never will have this
Have you heard about labradoodles, user?
IIRC the pressure differential is so great between the interior of the pipe and the exterior of the pipe that the crab is basically crushed to be thin enough to fit into that small slit bit by bit.
Same shit more or less would happen if there was a hole in a pressurized environment in space and the crab walked over the hole.
That's not an everyday occurance though, as you can see the remote controlled saw blade is cutting into the pipe so they can begin mending.
Dogs have it so good sometimes.
roomate's cat follows me around and brushes against my legs
tries to bite me when I pet it
I will never understand them.
wolves hunt animals as large as elks
cats eat mice
tries to bite me when I pet it
When one of my half-bengals was still a kitten he did that too, I figured after some trial and error that he didn't want me to pet him he wanted me to scratch him behind the ears. Might be the same with that cat too, some cats are really preferential about what sort of affection you give them (fucking divas).
that sigh at the end
My dog does it too and i always wonder if it's a sigh from happiness
even his aura is enough to blow us small fry away!
That was uncalled for.
Physics scare me sometimes.
Australian Magpies are a whole 'nother thing though.
FYI there are hypoallergenic dogs, and it's actually kind of amazing that you're old enough to use the internet and don't know that.
god the looking back and forth in unison always gets me
Hares > Rabbits
god speed space frog
But I am a human!
Guarding food. No matter how well you train your dogs, they always keep up small fight for leader position.
hard to believe these things only eat jellyfish, and the reason their mouths have so many inward protruding teeth is so they jellyfish can't jelly their way out.
not posting the real version
pshh nuthin personnel kid
tfw my 16 year old cockatiel finally died of old age two days before christmas 2012
pray that she takes you over
Would pug again.
With space the pressure difference is only going to be around one atmosphere which is to weak to do something like that.
I always wonder what's going on in these animals heads. Especially since they from time to time just end up eating the people they seemed to really like before.
the giraffe is the only animal not instantly backing down
At best we're alright apes.
Giraffes are probably used to birds fucking with them.
Was that really the sign for calm down?
That's a clever snek.
Admit it, we're shit apes
I bet most people can't even ape properly
Sloths are faggots
unique response to someone talking shit about ur waifu
The mud balls idea is insane
Did the pigeon pay for the train ride?
He's too strong!
Bribe, he gave the conductor free shit.
probably just following a trail of sunflower seeds
yes he paid for the train ride
It's usually due to 2 reasons. Predatory instinct taking over or them playing too roughly/playing a way that doesn't acknowledge humans are squishy meatbags.
It must have been an itch.
I wonder if it got off at the stop it wanted.
Joestar secret technique!
so was it born that way and the parent wants to rid itself of it?
Western ones are pretty cool sometimes
It seems very familiar with train riding.
Where I live they tend to get off at the seaside end of the line, then come back in the evening. I guess they like chips but not the crowds of screaming children.
no dude I can do it
no dude I swear I did this at home
dude just let me try one more time
You can actually buy a special species of cats that doesn't trigger allergies
Damn idiot! He died for nothing!
I haven't laughed so hard that I cried in such a long time
I was driving at night last winter and hit the most swole, ripped stag TN had to offer and he completely fucked up my truck. I was beyond pissed. Hope he died a slow and painful death and was eaten by wild dogs. Fuck deer.
looks like a thresher. could be wrong.
my cat is sitting on my lap right now.
it has teeth on its fucking tongue
I'M YOUR FRIEND NOW
Thats pretty amazing.
Those are its shins.
Do you guys like chicken nuggets?
The part of its leg protruding from under the wing?
Woah there. You should probably delete this.
What the fuck what about the feathers
Is this really how they make nuggets? How about chicken tendies? Not that I would stop eating either, just wondering.
why are crows so bro-tier?
Nah, those are just worthless male chickens. There's no money in them, so they're given a quick and near instant death.
just walks right up to him, uses him as a bed, then climbs up and sits on his head
was it a lost pet or something? my cat wont do that and shes lovey as shit.
I don't think so. I think that gif is the making of a chicken pate (which might be used for nuggets, I have no clue) , whereas chicken tenders come from more matured chickens.
he's ded jim
i wonder is any PETA lurking here or not?
That's a rhesus monkey. It's as big as it'll ever be already
...why is that kangaroo swole as fuck?
what the fuck, straya? baby eating dingoes weren't enough? now the roos are on roids?
PETA does far worse things than posting animal gifs and webms alongside anime dialogue.
What a cunt. At least finish the job.
so at what point did the animals gain sentience. this fucking pigeon is smart enough to know what a train is. this pigeon is legit smarter than some people I know.
Only a dumb SJW or a ignorant fag would support PETA while also claiming to be an animal lover.
Crows know how to use vending machines and how much money they take.
they hang out with human too often
Why don't they sell those chicks as pets? Is their meat even used on anything?
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The male cockatiel couldn't handle being NTR'd. I don't blame him after seeing how you kept fondling his waifu in front of him.
add to the feed as calcium and protein supplement
how men and women are treated differently around children
I need to go buy a giraffe
is there more of this it's golden
You gotta rename this to something like 'pussy shot yoga accident'
According to the /an/ thread where this popped up, the hamster bit its tongue.
Does someone have the "misadventures of florida man" pic?
Omae wa mo, shindeiru
Why did this make my entire body itchy
I thought they were birds
what the hell australia?
this desu. If the alligator got the pig from it's own hunting then that's just nature, but the guy with the food baited an unwitting animal for no reason.
i-is that what happens?
So that's where Clamp got their inspiration from.
Yes. They have the same joints as humans but they're standing on their toes, and their upper leg is hidden under fluffy feather. Here's a needlessly overlabelled pic with a bit of overlay.
And a video where someone pulls an eagle's legs outstretched and tickles its bum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIRpXJU2hOI
This. How the fuck did they get webs in the air?
Meteor impact would be nice
That's cool to know, but thanks for ruining my funpost with autism.
Jesus, I've never seen the full clip. That's, erm, fooking brutal m8.
Haven't you ever seen Charlotte's Web? Webs act like Mary Poppins umbrellas.
FIT STATUS: MIRIN'
Entering combat mode
Hey man you were the one who asked for confirmation like the skeleton didn't make sense.
Someone just arrived in Nopeland.
And you were the one who originally pointed out it's not the thigh. Point?
Wow user ur so kewl torture any cats lately?
Birds generally seem very intelligent and thus like to fuck around with everyone
But What's Up there??
Jesus christ you are thick. If you didn't want an answer you don't ask a question.
This has been an unusually educational thread.
I-is he going to be ok?
This is for those who love animals :^)
If you didn't want to be called an autist, don't autistically correct other people who are just having fun.
Yeah, he's just been choked out, he'll be fine once he regains consciousness.
He couldn't train a dog.
I was waiting for the chomp, honestly.
Not him, but you shouldn't confuse having fun with simply being a retard.
Unless that's your kind of fun.
Hitting geese only makes them angrier.
It looks like it's giving a speech in front of other moths with those leg motions.
Oh thats cruel. The distress on the poor racoon's face as his treat just dissolves.
Swordfish-kun! You can still change your hikikomori ways!
Got its spine injured by a stampede moments before and the mother knew there was nothing she could do to help her cub.
What the fuck is in that machine that the fish wants so fucking badly?
he goes right back in
I can feel the rage of the controller.
That's informative mate, thanks
even the cameraman is startled
I'm going to keep on believing that these are soft and would feel good on your dick.
fucking joe comes late to the hunt and gets the easier and more tasty prey
Sheeit, the dropbear almost had one of the cyclists.
Isn't the way of the lion to be a lazy ass anyway?