Falls on top of a submissive, naked, teenage girl

Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

falls on top of a submissive, naked, teenage girl
doesn't get it in
lives with a hormonal teenage girl who obviously wants the D but is playing hard to get
doesn't get it in
is OFFERED sex by a sexy as fuck thirty year old woman
STILL doesn't get it in.

how beta is this kid?

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Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

Those are just the ones he noticed, girls were showing off in PE when they thought he was watching.

David Rivera
David Rivera

Mother is dead
Father abandoned him
Raised by sensei
Probably no friends, nobody loves him
Depressed, no rolemodels to grow after
Sees himself as a worthless person, is very afraid of being hurt by others
Meets his father for the first time in 11 years, gets ignored and treated like shit
Rei is a near-mute with no personality, Asuka is a massive fucking bitch and Misato is an alcoholic christmas cake, so afraid of being left alone he tries to fuck a shota
Only person to ever show real love and kindness to him is an angel

Still got in that fucking robot.

Evan Johnson
Evan Johnson

I think if Shinji got some he'd be in an even worse place off mentally

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

He's in the closet, thank god there's a boy to pull him out of it

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

Shinji is gonna become the alpha omega in 3+1 and he's still gonna be hated.

Parker Young
Parker Young

He likes dick

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

99% of Sup Forums wouldn't get in the robot in real life circumstances.
He's got some balls.

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

Not at Shinji's age, maybe, but as adults, sure. A lot of Sup Forums would get in the robot.

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

Rei would not have let him do anything and if he tried to she'd just slap him like she did the other time. Asuka would slap him. Misato would get scared if he actually accepted and chicken out because that's illegal and she does have a conscience.

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

Even if he wasn't and he lucked into the first honest and constructive relationship in Eva's universe, Seele or Gendo would probably win if absolutely everything wasn't a train wreck.

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

Explain this then.

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

this
i'm tired of faggots calling shinji a coward
he is a fucking hero if ever there was one

Cameron White
Cameron White

I'll concede that Rei and maybe Misato wouldn't have fucked him, but there's no question Asuka didn't want that boy balls deep.

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

He's sexually confused, nothing else. Kaworu is just the first one to show him any true affection, so it fucks with him.

Asuka is a loud, obnoxious, annoying cunt with daddy issues. She's far too shitty for Shinji to handle.

Landon Young
Landon Young

He fapped to a tranny, your point?

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

I dream of a day where it is legal to incinerate shippers. Fuck you too OP for making this thread. It'll just fill with people who defend Shinji tooth and nail and those who believe he was a colossal pussy.

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

She wanted Kaji balls deep

Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

Don't you have a toilet to lick, Reifag?

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

Actually, I think they would be pretty good for each other.

Asuka needs someone to love her so that she doesn't feel worthless; Shinji wants kind of the same thing. Asuka just gets a bit possessive about him. Plus, Asuka constantly pestering him seems to cause some degree of improvement for him.

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

Rei wanted to get eyefucked by Gendo. We're all very impressed with your posting prowess filenames kun, now fuck off.

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

He was both. He's a pathetic, cowardly pussy with so many issues he's going to end up hanging himself in a couple years anyway, but he's a hero because regardless of all the shit he's going through, he still chooses to fight.

Rei isn't any better. No reason to get so defensive about it and assume because I insulted one side I prefer the other.

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

Touji and Kensuke showed him affection, too.
But unlike them Kaworu was actually attractive so Shinji wanted to ride his dick.

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

true

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

I just want this thread to die because nohing new will be said here.

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

trip while intruding on someone's house
well might as well rape her
I don't care how much of an alpha you are pretending to be on Sup Forums, that's nonsense.

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

Different kind of affection though.

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

Asuka wants an alpha male like Kaji so she can feel superior and worth something, she wants them to love her for who she really is. Shinji would never love her for who she really is, he'd hate her for it.
Shinji wants someone to love him for who he is, which is what Asuka constantly insults him on. It hurts his self-esteem and makes him feel even more like shit.
They're the absolute worst for each other, that's why Shinji tries to murder her every time he gets the chance.

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

I think they would be pretty good for each other
Asuka laughed when he "died' in the Leliel episode and Shinji sat on the ground with a blank stare on his face while she was being torn to shreds in EoE.

They'll never be good for each other, just by being in her presence made Shinji want to choke the life out of her.

Brody Young
Brody Young

falls on top of a submissive, naked, teenage girl
Only in porn with horrible plots does this lead to sex.
lives with a hormonal teenage girl who obviously wants the D but is playing hard to get
I wouldn't touch a hormonal teenage girl in heat with a 5 foot pole and a hazmat suit.
is OFFERED sex by a sexy as fuck thirty year old woman
She's his guardian, room mate, supervisor at work and twice his age. He'd have to be an absolute madman to risk making this relationship even more awkward.

Not everyone's as desperate to get his dick wet as you are, user. Having standards and decency doesn't make him beta.

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

How is it different?

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

But Toji and Kensuke didn't come onto him in extremely lewd ways. You can argue as to whether or not Kaworu knew what he was doing, but not even Misato got as suggestive as his innuendo with him.

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

At the same time, Asuka is an elitist. The reason she sort of goes after Shinji is that he is the only one in the same 'class' as her (an Eva pilot), and anything less would be unacceptable.

Also, I kind of think that Kaji was trying to set them up. Then again, he isn't the best at making long-term relationships work, so it may be best to question his judgement on the matter.

I don't actually know what this webm is, but I like the filename.

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

Are we still fucking discussing this show?

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

Multiple times a day, since always.
You just noticed?

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

muh sex muh gurrrls muh sexy womyn must fuck fuck reproduce fuck fuck reproduce work die work die fuck reproduce die
Fucking normalfags.

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

Serious fans may be upset that I got inspiration for EVA-02 from a synchronized swimmer gay with goggles that appears crying "SEXY DYNAMITE!" before the last stage of PC-Engine game Cho Aniki.

Serious fans sound like faggots because that is the best thing.

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

Will Sup Forums go offline for good before we stop discussing EVA or will we stop discussing EVA before Sup Forums goes offline for good?

Either way, both will happen before the 4th movie is realeased.

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

Not at Shinji's age, maybe
But that's the fucking point.

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

Shinji started blushing at Kaworu before he ever was lewd or coming on to him.
The first scene you could call Kaworu lewd is technically the bath scene, but Shinji was already blushing and stalking him after the sync tests before then.

Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry

He basically had a mental breakdown when he saw that she had been killed, and in episode 22, he was extremely relieved when she was "okay". Plus, in episode ten and eleven, they show gratitude toward one-another.

Nah, just need a hatefuck to get over the last several episodes

Carter Green
Carter Green

Exactly. It could have been Touji, Kensuke, or some other random kid. As long as they were in Shinji's position, she would have acted the same way after Kaji rejected her.
Except considering Touji and Kensuke aren't as beta as Shinji, she'd probably end up fucking them.

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

Well, most /a/nons didn't have as shitty of a childhood as Shinji did.

James Johnson
James Johnson

To be fair in one of the spinoff games it had Touji getting turned on by Kaworu, he was pretty much designed to be the perfect object of coveting and superficial obsession for all Lilin regardless of gender.

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

He sat on the ground and thought about his mom while Asuka was screaming bloody murder over the intercom.
He didn't give a fuck.

Shinji also looked bored as fuck when Asuka was "fucking" him in Instrumentality. You could not pick a worse partner for him.

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

Speak for yourself. ;_;

David White
David White

Misato would get scared if he actually accepted and chicken out because that's illegal and she does have a conscience.
Her conscience didn't stop her from offering it in the first place, and it didn't stop her from doing this in EoE. Misato only knows how to show affection towards males by flaunting her sex, and she's clearly a master at it. If Shinji agreed, you think Misato wouldn't go through with it when it's in her nature to seduce men?

Dominic Lewis
Dominic Lewis

muh hatefuck and everything okay ooga booga
Can you do me a favor and toss yourself into a shipper woodchipper? Go watch Boy Meets World if you're that fucking eager for coupleshit.

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

Kaworu was designed to be even prettier than the girls.
Basically Shinji saw a hot guy and wanted to the D, bonus points he was actually nice to him.

Both boys and girls get wet for him, it's inevitable.

Julian Lopez
Julian Lopez

What fucking reason did Shinji have for rejecting instrumentality? Why did it matter if people were individuals? It seems like a stupid decision.

I also found it hilarious that shinji's VA strangled Asuka's VA when they were recording the last line of EoE. Just the image of one japanese woman strangling another in a recording studio while anno watches with a smile makes me crack up

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

Could he hear what she was saying? We know he could hear Maya's reaction, but I'm not sure he could hear Asuka. Plus, when Maya reacts to Asuka's death, Shinji gets a bit disturbed and says something along the lines of "there's nothing I can do". He is just feeling helpless.

"fucking" in extreme quotation marks, as I am unsure that can really say anything about any sexual quality their relationship would take, since it was, you know, Instrumentality.

Though, going off of what I said earlier with Kaji having a bit to do with how far things did get, and how his relationship with Misato fell apart, whilst the show juxtaposes the two of them (Shinji & Asuka with Kaji and Misato), I would guess that perhaps something would have happened, but would have failed down the road.

So, yeah, maybe you're right that they wouldn't be great for each other. That said, given how fucked up everything is, there aren't many other options in Eva.

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

I have 2 theories
A)Maybe he legitimately didn't feel good.
B)It was a cowardly decision against something so new and different.

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

Kaworu was designed to be even prettier than the girls.

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

No she didn't.
But I clearly remember Asuka wanted Kaji to stir up her insides.

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

The hatefuck thing was a joke.

Denying that Eva presents them at least to some degree as a couple is just blatantly ignoring scenes in the show. I mean other characters basically refer to them as one (Toji's comment), and the show constantly puts them in situations where they are together in ways it doesn't do with any of the other characters.

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

No it doesn't you retarded shipper

Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

15 years old
How many 15 year old studs do you know?

Anthony Lewis
Anthony Lewis

At least 7

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

Ask ur mum

Leo Peterson
Leo Peterson

You don't even have to be a chad to get pussy in these scenarios, you literally just have to be Shinji.

Matthew Carter
Matthew Carter

Actually the parallel to Kaji and Misato is supposed to be Kaworu and Shinji according to Anno.

Eva is pretty much about Misato and Shinji's journey, and how similar they both are after all.
Kaji and Kaworu are just their dead boyfriends who are plot devices at the end of the day to get them to develop as characters and move forward. It's their story first and foremost.

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

Stop hanging with 15 year olds you creep

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

You don't live in a post apocalyptic world. Your childhood is nothing compared to his. Man the fuck up.

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

I was a stud at 15. Not so much now.

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

Would the first thing on your mind be sex if the other duties you had were piloting a giant bio-mech and fighting angels?

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

when i was that age there was plenty of chads getting pussy

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

implying post-ww2 wasn't just that

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

Pats your head

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

implying he was a child in post-WWII europe

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

If you were Kaji, would you?

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

I would fuck and drink as much as I can handle without it impacting my work. I doubt I could ever relax without booze in Shinji's position.

t. different

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

If I was a 15 year old, straight male, yes.
Fighting giant monsters and getting pussy would be priorities #1 and #2, though not necessarily in that order.

Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

So beta he rebooted all of fucking existence.

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

Yeah it does.

episode 8
Shinji ends up in her lap as Asuka blushes
episode 9
fight angel together
"eat, breathe, and sleep together"
Shinji's responsibility to retrieve her when she throws her tantrum
spend a night alone, sleeping in the same room
fight the angel again together, in unison
land on top of each other
Episode 10
Asuka intentionally flirts with him while in swimsuit
tries to draw his attention to her diving, twice
he saves her life, causing her to look quite pleased with him

That's just three episodes.

This filename is just for you. :^)

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

Fighting giant monsters and getting pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

implying I wasn't

Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

>>>/evageeks/

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

Asuka is saving himself for Kaji's 20 inch cock.

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

making an account on the most autistic forum in existence
Come on now. I may watch the show obsessively, but I'm not gonna write several pages of fan-theory.

Connor Cox
Connor Cox

this would actually be the greatest show ever created
if i were independently wealthy i would fund the fuck out of this

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

You're well on your way already, shipper.

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

It's pretty much just gurren lagann t.b.h

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

yfw Asuka raped Kaji when he slept over that one episode

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

So, then, why do you think the show puts them in situations that it doesn't with any other set of characters? They kiss, retard, how much more obvious does it have to get.

Japanese
big dick
Pick one.

Robert Price
Robert Price

every jap is tiny
exceptions/mutants don't exist
Wew

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

Can you stop replying to yourself? It's pretty fucking obnoxious. Thanks faggot.

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

Anno put them into those situations, it doesn't automatically mean that he intended for them to be together.
Every sign of evidence points to the fact that Asuka would prefer dying than being with Shinji.

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

Kaji has a humongous dick and Asuka wants him to ravage her with it.

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

they kiss
Way to not grab any context from that scene whatsoever, shipfuck.

Enjoy the ban, fucko.

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

I don't know what is funnier, that you replied to that specific part of the post, or the implication that Kaji might be a mutant is a mutant.

Also, let's talk about the biggest cuck in the show. Pic related.

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

WAHH U CAN'T POZT TENTACLE REIP YOU'RE NOT AN ASUKAFAG
LEMME JUST POST THIS
Mods can you just rangeban filenames kun already? He never makes posts that aren't bait.

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

Not him, but Asuka was getting tense about Kaji being out with Misato and kissed Shinji to try and get her mind off of it.
Shinji never mentioned the kiss ever again, it didn't seem to affect him much.
The next episode they go back to being acquaintances as if it never happened. There's really nothing seriously romantic between them, everything else is played off as comedic.

If they were intended to be portrayed that way than Asuka wouldn't have felt that way about Kaji constantly throughout the show and Shinji wouldn't have fallen in love with Kaworu.

Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

I understand the context. Were it not for the DC scenes, I would agree with you that it doesn't mean anything other than just teenage experimenting, but the DC and instrumentality scenes imply at least a bit more.

Matthew Kelly
Matthew Kelly

Reifags have more doujin images of Asuka than Rei
Really elucidates just how much of a filthy meat toilet Rei is.

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

Kaji is a mutant. I mean, just look at him.

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

But she dislikes eating meat, user.

William Sullivan
William Sullivan

Episode one pretty much sums up what a clueless bastard he is.

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

That's what she says outwardly.

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

Would Rei refuse to swallow because sperm would fall under meat?

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

Eva waifus love older men, just get over it Sup Forums

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

kek I never noticed the arrow pointing at her tits or what the note said

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

A bit more is not full on lovey-dovey shit, shipkun.

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

Where did I imply full-on lovey-dovey? Maybe in the future, I mean, but they are 14, /a/non.

Carter Miller
Carter Miller

Or it confirms that he has sense, decency, control, reason, etc etc.

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

Stay mad that Asuka loves nigger dick, fireposter.

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

muh maybe
Get out faggot.

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

Hey, that's besides the point.

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

That pic still cracks me up

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

W-why have you saved this image?

David Peterson
David Peterson

Is the other way around. Teens are less afraid of death and are more reckless than adults.

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

he has sense, decency, control, reason, etc etc.

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

Fireposter ban evades! QQ
it's okay when I do it
Like I said there's a reason you never posted your address, chicken shit. Rei is a canon whore who enjoys tentacle reip and lets the world inside of her, while you have to make shit up.

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

I still can't believe this is real
But I guess the Yohji x Eva stuff was weird too

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

The DC scenes imply Asuka is angry that even someone as pathetic as Shinji rejected her. This is what causes her to try to commit suicide. Now literally no one will look at her.

Instrumentality directly shows she would rather die than be with Shinji. It also shows Shinji sees her as nothing more than a flesh of meat which she yells at him for, that's the exact opposite of how she wants to be seen.

Congrats, you didn't get her character at all.

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

I said here and , that the most likely thing is that a relationship would fail at some point down the road due to their mental issues.

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

Because filenames kun actually loves negro males and has a folder full of them. An unironic cuckold.

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

Well, had.

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

Rei is a canon whore who enjoys tentacle reip
[citation needed]

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

/f/thread/3079663#p3079663

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

Meh just be a poorfag in a third world country and you got your post apocalyptic scenario.

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

She cries tears of joy when Armisael engages her.

Landon Nguyen
Landon Nguyen

It failed in the show as well.

You ship for wish fulfillment, fuck off and watch a harem instead of projecting this faggotry on Eva.

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

There wouldn't even be one in the first place.

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

directly shows she would rather die than be with Shinji
Which line specifically? If my memory has lapsed, I will concede, my man. Might argue if I disagree with your interpretation, but if you're right, you're right.

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

He's 14, you dumbass.
How into girls were you at 14?

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Asuka loved it when Arael fucked her mind dry and the nigger Evas filled her up with monster cock.

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

Old... I can be that.

Justin James
Justin James

Amidst the flurry of sequences in EoE. Not the other user, anyhow.

Can you cut yourself on your edge already and die already? Robin Williams did the right thing.

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

In EoE during the Instrumentality scene.
Figures a crackshipper like you doesn't even remember the series properly.

I bet if you gave it a good rewatch you'd stop shipping them together because there's hardly anything there between them.

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

I was fapping to porn by then but was awkward with girls except for the one eastern european girl who liked me but I kept leaking spaghetti constantly.

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

I think it's the one where she says:
I'd rather die than be with you

Jayden White
Jayden White

kaworufag detected

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

Trannyfag having another meltdown
Does this guy not take his medicatio or something?

Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

This man needs to draw a whole lot more eva porn.

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

I'd definitely get in the fucking robot.

I'd get killed immediately because I suck at driving (and therefore piloting giant mechs too), but I'd definitely get on the robot, even as a kid.

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

I watch the series all the time, but EoE only occasionally.

The Instrumentality scene is multiple scenes, please be more specific. Also, I recall Asuka directly referring to Shinji masturbating to her during this scene, and saying that she didn't mind.

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

Is trannyfag just another way to refer to Asukafags?

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

Meg needs to be subjected to scaphism unless he draws more ecchi or pure vanilla. One of these days I'm just going to have to dox the immoral faggot and torch him. Also fuck you.

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

God dammit Shinji was a faggot.

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

Very cute filenames kun.

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

This is why I hate the people that bash shinji. He's not some psychopath that'll fuck emotionally disturbed girls or ladies.

Julian Smith
Julian Smith

Oh, yeah, I kinda remember that now.

Not quite sure how sincere she was when she said it though; it might have just been an overreaction, since she has those a lot. That said, I will accept that I don't have a solid argument against it, and thus concede.

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

She's saying it in disgust you autist, of course she fucking minds that he fapped over her.

That's exactly why she says she'd rather die than be with him. You must think Asuka has really low standards, probably because you self-insert.
But too bad, she'll never be into someone like you.

David Sanders
David Sanders

Shinji never mentioned the kiss ever again, it didn't seem to affect him much.
Shinji never mentions seeing a ghost, seeing Eva-01's real face, anything experienced during berserks, the presence inside Eva-00 that drilled into his brain, the presence inside Eva-01 that smells like a mom, recovering the memory that mom was smiling when she died and dad didn't murder her, recovering the memory he already knew Eva-01 and where mom had been all along. Shinji refuses to think about most things outside of dissociative episodes, he's like the perfect kind of crazy for his job.

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

hurr durr she didn't really mean it!
Crackshippers, everyone.

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

Don't use elipses.

Ian James
Ian James

You miss the last part where I said outright that I don't have anything to argue against you with, and that I will concede the point? I said the former just to clarify something that I might personally interpret, but which is not as strong a position as the one you (or another user, I don't know) presented.

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

None of this shit would have happened if they just fucked like they where supposed to.

Easton Cook
Easton Cook

I understand everything about EoE and the Angels and Adam and Lilith and their moons and the fruits but I still don't get what the Lance's did
In the show don't they each have their own Lance of Longinus? Where did the Lance of Cassius come from? Was it just a retcon to differentiate the two? Are they supposed to contain an Angel's power or unleash it? I dont fucking get it

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

I don't understand you Asuka shippers, she had more chemistry with even fucking Touji than she did with Shinji.

Touji actually fought back against her, showed balls and dominance, and actually made her work for it.
Fuck, now that I think about it. Touji would be great for Asuka. No wonder they fucked in that EoE scene.

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

See

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

Pretty sure Asuka doesn't like Toji, considering she is weirded out and surprised that Class Rep likes him.

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

That was when he was at the end of his rope when Kaworu left him blueballed.

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

She wasn't super enthused to see him as a pilot though

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

Isn't Cassius rebuild only?

Jack Long
Jack Long

She doesn't like Shinji either, and finds him plain and boring the first time she sees him.

She still had way more sexual tension and fighting with Touji than she ever did with Shinji.
Touji actually challenged her and didn't just take it like a bitch which is exactly what she wanted.
And that EoE scene proves Asuka would end up fucking Touji.

Leo Bailey
Leo Bailey

Bullshit I wouldn't
Do you have ANY idea how much I wish something would happen in my life where I could do something awesome and possibly die, than possibly do something awesome and die?

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

Die.

Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

It's not Asuka's fault she's too young and immature to understand that opening your legs doesn't equal being an adult.

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

Yeah, that's what I was wondering if it was something they went back and changed to clarify
Which makes no sense because the two look identical

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

Ah. Of course you're just another crackshipper. Can you all just die?

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

Do you have ANY idea how much I wish something would happen in my life where I could do something awesome and possibly die, than possibly do something awesome and die?
What?

Jordan White
Jordan White

Look man I'm just saying. Misato got a proper fucking, had a capsule shoved up her cooch, and she was fine for the rest of the series. Rei, Asuka, and Shinji just needed to have a threesome and everyone would have been fine. Hell, they probabaly would have solved world hunger and cured cancer if they fucked.

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

He's 14.

Sex is not the most important thing in the world just because you can't get it, user.

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

if you actually want this, there are some sand niggers in the middle east who are just begging to get blown up by the first brave man to sacrifice his life for a good cause

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

if you actually want this
Of course he doesn't.

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

managed to bait the shippers and the anti-shippers in a single post

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

I think he means he'd rather be in a position where he has a higher possibility of doing something awesome before dying, than continue living a meaningless, demoralizing existence where the possibility of being heroic is less than zero.

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

I was perfectly clear
If I, a white person go outside into the Fallout Wasteland that is New Jersey, I will die. I will most likely accomplish nothing as I am dead in a ditch.
If I get in the robot I get to pilot a robot and accomplish something while only have a chance to die.

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

and she was fine for the rest of the series
So you are just shitposting

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

Do we get a giant robot to pilot? Can you imagine going through Iraq and Afghanistan in a giant robot operating missions?

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

No, really fuck off with this bait.

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

she was fine for the rest of the series.

Fine, you say? That's why she got so lonely she was ready and willing to fuck a teenage boy?

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

It makes perfect sense and nobody has proven otherwise.

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

Nah she just was gonna fugg him as a courtesy for saving the world

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

Per the series and movie, Lances are independent organisms able to penetrate AT fields and destroy Angels or force them into dormancy, discovered by humans and used as an exploit. Per NGE2, Lances were made by the same aliens that made Adam and Lilith and included with each as an emergency control device. Per Proposal, they're made by another slightly younger race of extinct aliens to stop the proliferation of Angels through the universe after the Angels had destroyed their own ancienter alien creators.

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

Well you are dying either way, so that's a really convoluted way of saying you want to do something awesome.

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

inb4 ackshually

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

Sure, it's clear as day that Asuka is a source of sexual tension for Shinji, but anything romantic on his part was only directed at Kaworu.

I remember in Ancient Japan samurai and most males used to use women for procreation and as side bitches for fucking but their real lovers would be fellow men, which they deemed the superior gender.

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

Asuka may have come onto him but that doesn't mean she was actually interested/willing to fuck him and get that Ikari semen inside.

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

Per the series and movie, Lances are independent organisms able to penetrate AT fields and destroy Angels or force them into dormancy, discovered by humans and used as an exploit.
I have 0 recollection of any of this

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

She even admits she's lonely.
Misato: Shinji, this is about all I can do for you right now.
Shinji: Stop it! Stop it, Misato.
Misato: I'm sorry.
Misato (MONO): But he must be feeling lonely... Is he afraid of women? No, he's afraid of being intimate with people.
Misato: Pen Pen, come here.
Misato (MONO): I see, it doesn't matter who. I am the one who is lonely.
I see, it doesn't matter who. I am the one who is lonely.
I am the one who is lonely.
Care to rethink your position?

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

Does anybody here own the bluray set and is it worth it if i don't understand moon? I figured there has to be a way to add subtitles somehow but I might be wrong.

Grayson Bailey
Grayson Bailey

she was gonna fuck Penpen

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

There's no expository monologue for it, that's just what I remember seeing it do.

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

You literally don't belong on Sup Forums if you can't understand the way Shinji felt.
Posting in a bait thread.

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

Eva is really fucked up user.
There's a reason pen pen drinks alcohol and didn't go near her.

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

Just get the sephirotic release from nyaa.

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

Shinji knows women ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks.

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

I don't remember them being independent organisms, but I remember the AT field part and the angel destruction part.
I don't get why they helped caused third impact in EoE but ended it in the Rebuilds, it seems weird.
I don't remember the dormancy part, I just remember it being stuck in Lilith but it didn't do anything when it was pulled out.
I just rewatched it a few days ago and that was all I got out of it

Adam Young
Adam Young

beta
He's asian. He's pure. He's not some horny westerncuck teenagers that want to fuck everything that moves.

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

Rei > Asuka

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

I'll agree if you substitute asian with 2D.
2D males must be pure too.

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

True patrician choice
Plebs only see Rei as a creepy sex doll

Evan Long
Evan Long

irc in the manga he's bisexual

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

Nah. In the manga, he's much more explicitly heterosexual.

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

Why do faggots constantly try to dismiss Shinji as beta? He gets in the fucking robot and saves the god damned world every time. He just doesn't stick his dick in crazy. That's not being beta, it's being smart.

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

it's an "a bunch of internet tough guys sit alone in the safety of their bedroom and brag about how they totally would have piloted the skyscraper sized death machine to fight skyscraper sized monsters with city destroying lasers when they were a kid without any fear or hesitation at all and also fucked all the girls at the same time" thread

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

He's asian. He's pure.
Okay, this has nothing to do with this thread, but I'm bringing it up. You guys ever see that one clip of one of the Battle Royal movies, where there's just one guy with a double barrel shotgun, and he shoots one student in a group of students. He sits there, taking 10 minutes to reload, while the other students just sit there and look at him.

The japanese culture is interesting and I partake in it's media, but that fucking shit just drives me up the wall. I know it's part of the culture that you're not supposed to get involved in things or whatever, but not doing something is miles worse.

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

Because they are retards that want to self insert into someone having sex?

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

He's actually a closet homo according to Sadamoto

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

Adma, Lilith, and ___Eve is best pairing and you can't prove me wrong.

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

He's bi in the Anime and closet homo in the Manga.
I have no idea what the fuck he's supposed to be in Rebuild, he's not even human apparently.

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

It's not gay if it's Kaworu.

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

Okay guys, OP here. I was wrong, Shinji was smart not to rape Rei, chase Asuka, or get molested by Misato. The thread can die now and we can all go back to discussing current Anime!

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

He isn't even human. It's closer to bestiality

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

Sadamoto pls

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

Objectively false.

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

For Kaworu maybe.

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

We have other stuff to discuss though!
You can go on ahead without us user.

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

Did anything happen after EoE? Did shinji just hang out with Asuka on a beach until they starved?

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

He's an angel, and so are humans.

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

Shinji reset the world into Rebuild.

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

Eventually enough people came out of the LCL sea to rebuild civilization. Then things started over. That's why the rebuilds are called rebuilds.

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

No one knows. It's left up to interpretation.

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

More along the lines of xenophilia, which is alien fetish, except that Kaworu looks perfectly human to the point where no one knew until he decided to go find Adam. So it ain't bestiality by any stretch of the word. Kaworu is also sentient/sapient and thus able to consent.

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

It's deliberately open-ended. Whatever you expect to happen does, their future is as optimistic as you feel after what you've watched.

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

It is too late for us, /a/non. I have watched Eva more than ten times this year alone. Get out while you can, but leave us to our fate.

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

It's probably bestiality from Kaworu's point of view.
But from Shinji's he sees him as a guy with a dick, so it's 100% homo.

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

mfw I realize Shinji has a waifu and is refusing 3DDP because of his waifu
mfw I realize Shinji is the embodiement of purity any waifuist should be

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

haha giant robots are fun
why doesn't he just fuck all of the women??
lol shinji is such a pussy
why isn't this show just wish fulfillment?

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

Shit, I got it twisted. Sore o Nasumono has it as oldest civilization makes Eva and it kills them all, next civilization makes Spears to turn Evas off and plants Angels to wake up and stop new civilizations from rediscovering Eva and destroying themselves.

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

but who was waifu?

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

So is 1D a whole new level?

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

Also, does this mean Ramiel was 4D?

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

He's the most beta thing a male can be.

He's homosexual. How beta do you have to be in order to fail to even have the one universal instinct all life possesses?

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

one universal instinct all life possesses
Not all life reproduces sexually, homosex is well known in nature, and it's not gay if it's Kaworu.

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

gay men can still have kids user,
you don't necessarily have to be attracted to what you are fucking to fuck it.

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

a being has a penis - he is male
a man has two penis - he is alpha male
while engaged in gay sex a man can have his own penis and the penis of his partner, making him a true alpha male

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

People on Sup Forums can still have kids too, doesn't mean they'll ever stick it into a vagina.

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

If a man has two penis he's designed to fuck a woman as a man only has one hole. Thus if a gay man has two penis he's double the failure and a double beta.

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

Best girl.

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

Women are inferior to men. To fuck a women is to soil your manliness. To fuck a man is to assert dominance over an equal and also maintain your manliness.

Alexander Stewart
Alexander Stewart

not currently having your penis inside a woman makes you not a man
sounds to me like your not a man user

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

To fuck a man is to wallow in pity with another failure.

To produce another man based on your own maleness while cutting off the possibility of rival man from doing so is the true dominance.

John Foster
John Foster

is it gay if you cuddle afterwards?

Joseph Jackson
Joseph Jackson

But say you produced a woman instead of a man?
Well now you've just weakened humanity and you haven't asserted dominance over anyone, good going beta.

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

Not if you're on the outside

Jordan Kelly
Jordan Kelly

Embracing your maleness and achieving true dominance is to simply fuck everything into submission: both men and women.

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

If you produce a woman you're a failure because you've ended the line of man and allowed another line to continue.

However fucking another man guarantees the line of man has ended.

Noah Smith
Noah Smith

So with a woman you have a 50% chance of being a failure, but with a man you have 0% chance because you're not producing anything but dominance over another man.

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

0% chance of production is a 100% failure rate. What you have there is inhospitable lands.

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

How does dominating another male, a being that is supposed to be your equal, make you a failure?

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

Not only are you failing to produce another man, but you're failing to produce another man with a man that is also failing to produce another man. Now you're double the failure, ending two lines at once.

You're just two men wallowing in failure. You aren't even equals to other men.

Not only do you have no land, but no great construction, no capability of thwarting the advances of other men on your territory, and no heirs.

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

This thread is retarded
Post more girls

Thomas Flores
Thomas Flores

Yeah, but what if you're immortal? Then you don't need to produce another man in the first place.

Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

rei best girl

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

If you're immortal then you don't need anything dumb shit. You've already won just by existing.

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

implying I'm also not a fellow reifag
I just made you look fucking stupid kid

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

kill anyone who watched eva and got only the wrong unimportant things from it

Lincoln Roberts
Lincoln Roberts

i just keep tumbling down...

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

fuck

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

Not true, you can still be a beta failure if you're immortal.
Just look at Yuki from Mirai Nikki.

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

This thread is why people hate normalfags.

Why are you people even here?

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

user, if it comes down to "get in the robot or the entire world will be destroyed, including you" then you get in the fucking robot.

At that point it's a matter of survival, and humans have a very strong survival instinct. Sup Forums is no exception.

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

Whatcha gonna do about it?

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

No.

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT

Jason Allen
Jason Allen

I miss the instrumentality crosses from new years.

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

asuka looks like a man, so rei best girl

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

I love Rei

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

you will never sit on a couch and read books all day with rei
you will never stare at her for the fun of it because you know it'll confuse her
you will never go swimming with rei

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

rei best
that makes it even better

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

you will never drink tang with a straw from the same glass with rei
you will never have tang pour out of every hole with rei
you will never be tanged by rei

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

Rei is love
Rei is life.

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

yfw when you will never THUD Rei.

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

i was only 9 years old
i loved rei so much, i had all the figurines and pictures
I pray to rei every night before bed

Finish for me

Carter Davis
Carter Davis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU

This entire thread reminds me of this.

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

what is war
what is the middle east for the past decade

coward

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

i loved rei so much, i had all the figurines and pictures
I wish if I could afford it but I'm poorfag.

Daniel King
Daniel King

"Rei is love" I say; “Rei is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Rei
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and my robot and sends me to go to sleep
I’m crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it’s really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It’s Rei
I am so happy
She whispers into my ear “This is my .”
Se grabs me with her tiny doll hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I’m ready
I spread my arms and legs for Rei
Rei melts my body
It hurts so much but I do it for Rei
I can feel my ego melting as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Rei
She screams in a mighty scream as she fills the earth with LCL
My dad's ego flickers by
Rei looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all tumbling down.”
Rei disintegrates and falls into the red sea
Rei is love. Rei is life.

William Cooper
William Cooper

What anoys me the most is that there are a shitload of shows just like that, and these fucking idiots choose to watch Eva and nothing else.

Aiden White
Aiden White

SOMEONE SCREENSHOT THIS LOL

Matthew James
Matthew James

Yuki Nagato or Rei Ayanami?

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

She is cute that is why she is called rei-chan.

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

/a/ likes Rei now
What a time to be alive

Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

No, we don't. It's just two Reifags samefagging.

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

Le funny shrek yamyam, I mean thas jus CRAzy WHATTA FUCK MAN?!! I jus FELL OUT OF MYCHAIR CUZ CANT STOP LAUGHIG .

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

yuki

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

To be fair for the last one Shinji was cucked by a demolition charge before he could act on it.

Zachary Harris
Zachary Harris

Glasses a cute

Jose Price
Jose Price

What would it accomplish? He doesn't want to have fun while risking lives, retard. War is not something that is happening "for the brave", it's retarded shit propagated by our governments so that they can earn money by us killing ourselves while they shake hands with other world leaders. Don't think it's something "honorable" to do and every one that doesn't want to go there is a coward.

Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

Compare Shinji to Ed Elric, who is the same age, and also trying to save the world. Which one is fucking manlier?

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

Nagato.

Gabriel Johnson
Gabriel Johnson

I dissagree but I would say about 60% wouldn't do it. Anons crave power, given the chance the 40% would get into that robot.

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

Anons crave power

Source?

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

Can someone link me the Sephirotic subtitles of Neon Genesis Evangelion? Both TV series, original airing and director's cut and the movies.

I only need subtitles since I already have the Blu-ray discs themselves which I can play on my computer.

And also, can anyone merge Sephirotic's subtitles for Death and Rebirth as if they were one video file (Sephirotic split them into two.)

I also need the official subtitles of Death (True)2, Death (True)2 subtitles is the version of Death in the Death and Rebirth US DVD.

Again, they must be synced to the Blu-ray.

Please upload them on MEGA.

Thanks in advance!

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

Asuka a cute I tell you.
CUTE!

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

Shinji was gay. How does this shit go over your heads?

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

when did this happen?

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

This

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

When the school finds out he was a pilot, but he really is beta, he doesn't like the attention.

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

piloting an eva and driving a car are two massively different things, user

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

He wants some of the attention, nothing else is at stake when he admits he's the pilot. Not that much of it.

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

Maybe I'm imagining this but didn't he thought it was his dad's secretary or something, even wondered what their relationship was about? Probably though she was going to be an innapropiate step mom.

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

At first she thought he was the pilot because he was bigger than the other two, and like says in a world without shinji it's nearly canon she would have gone for Touji

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

Little bit. Manga's the only continuity that he comments on the photo at all.

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

Right, that's where I got it from. He definitely must have thought his dad was fucking her.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

Haha ye op if i was shinji i'd be havin
#alltehsecks
#bigrobotfights
#icecoldb33rz
Y japan gotta write story bout some pussay nam sayin? XD

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

Why Shinji?

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

Maybe he's gay.

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

Sure i would. I might wimp out by claiming i am not suited for this job and someone else might be better, but if my father were to say you are the only one or this half dead girl will have to do it, i would sure as hell get into the robot.

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

beta as fuck white knight

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

With a life as fucked up as Shinji's i bet a bigger number of people will jump into the robot. If life is shit antway and piloting that thing could make thibgs better and give me somthing i could call a purpouse i as well could give it a try. Worst case i die which wouldn't be so bad anyways.

Shinji grew some balls later but he didn't jumped into the robot out of bravery. He went there out of self-loathing and pity for a bleeding girl.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

Every popular power fantasy manga/anime. From Dragon Ball to Berserk. Also them wanting cute submissive girls or dominated strong ones.

Almost everything /a/non related is about empowerment of some kind. True common sense will restrain some but a good number salivate for a chance like Shinji's.

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

Its about the fantasy of adventure you mongoloid, not power. Power is almost always a monkeys paw consequence where the character inevitably faces some crisis reinforcing /a/'s fear of decisions and life choices.

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

implying anons didn't want to become super saiyan and blow shit up at some point.
implying anons don't want to be like guts and rip demons apart.
implying anons don't want to have a unique ability abd somehow getting a group of hot chicks fighting over theur dicks.
Anime (specially contemporary shows) cater to power hungry people.

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

Depends on the pay actually

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

They don't seem to get paid that well

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

The only power I crave is over a fellow /a/non in bed.

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

Well yeah, look at Crying Freeman.

Bitches Love Crying Freeman. And he knows Wuxia style Kung-Fu. He's fucking awesome.

The thing about "Bitches Love Freeman" is actually specifically cited as his most exceptional and useful trait as an assassin.

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

cutest ship

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

Lillith faced Rei is glorious

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

uguuu~

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

Aren't they brother and sister?

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

Don't forget misato's car payment gag

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Both.

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

I love NGE threads

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

I love you

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

K-Kaworu pls. Not here in public.

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

Why didn't they just nuke the angels ?

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

He's a ho9mosexual

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