Show Off? Really?
Best name ever, right?
HEY, Atleast killer queen is getting a decent name
Meh could've been worse
It's not that bad desu
i'm looking forward to yukako
Yet another "perfect copy" Stand done in by a retarded User.
When will this meme end?
Anyone else notice Hazamada had Rohan's manga in his locker?
Did anyone notice this?
Why couldn't the just use Surface?
It's a common enough word.
they're just avoiding risks, American copyright laws are insane
What am I supposed to be looking at?
theyre scared of any potential copyright claim
Crunchy is scared of getting sued, though I doubt they will. Soft & Wet, a Prince song, was kept in All Star Battle, and I haven't heard any issues from that.
I can't wait for anime onlys reaction to Kai Harada's reveal in the anime
Pretty sure he means the railroad foreshadowing.
I don't even know what Surface is referencing. Most people being introduced through the anime won't know half or more of the references. Not changing them would probably help out the companies in this new generation.
The Morioh radio talking about the railroad by the station. Its loud and never lets anyone through. Its how Koichi stops Hazamada at the end of the episode
I thought it was kinda neat
Can just be tapped by Crazy Diamond
Echoes Act III can just hinder its movement
Okuyasu can just erase it
Vitamin C can just make it melt
Oh, didn't notice. Yeah it's neat.
A band that hasn't been around for over 20 years.
labels: Salsoul, Columbia
They even around to sue anymore?
yes. there were many nice directorial touches considering how rushed the episode was.
* excellent Morioh-cho radio foreshadowing
* the turtle from episode 1 returns
* Rohan cover on manga
* Chili-pepper and Yukako guest shots
it's all good
hell are you on about
I can't wait for anime onlys reaction to Wired's reveal in the anime.
Reminder quick fixed sub is here.
Why is Yuuki Kaji so fucking bad? I usually can't tell when someone is bad since I'm not a native Japanese speaker, but his shitiness transcends the language barrier. I feel bad for the Elevens who have to listen to him.
Which two JoJos, that haven't met before, would get along best?
Jonathan and pretty much everyone
he's a very swell guy
Yuki Kaji is pretty good as Koichi and Johnny.
Gio and Jonathan
Gio would be the friend he had hoped Dio would be.
The Radio was also used in the previous episode, where it referenced Keicho's death. It's a great addition to the part.
Josuke and Jolyne would probably get along well
Jonathan would probably try to bond with them all but be secretly repulsed by their delinquent behavior
He's fucking killing it as Koichi, you're just a reatard.
That said I doubt they'd care with surface. CR is just extra cautious.
The "RIP big bro" message
Wasn't there also a message for the missing person reports?
Two episodes of Yukako
Where will the first ep end? Yukako at Koichi's window?
Happy Birthday Caesar
So fucking hyped for the Yukako episodes
the koichi/josuke/okuyasu banter
yukako in general
Koichi awakening ACT 2
pretty great stuff
It's my birthday in 2 days and I'm of an Italian background. I better not get stoned.
best stand in two weeks
The one of the best non-moe waifu in manga/anime
what part do you enjoy the most, even if they aren't objective best?
I love Vento Aureo. The group dynamics are great and there are some legitimately good fights in there. it moves at a decent pace too and has some of the best stands imo
Jonathan would get along with anybody.
It mite B cool if Araki was to let him and his grandson go on a sort of buddy cop vampire hunter adventure.
With Joseph being the young lose cannon, and Jonathan being the older calmer half of the duo.
What did she mean by this?
I hate claustrophobic settings but god damn Stone Ocean blew me away with how good it was
I love how Stone Ocean is set entirely in a prison but Araki still made it interesting for 17ish volumes
Looks like she's on acid or something
There is no objective best part user.
I've been rereading Part 5, and I can't believe I didn't like it when I first read it. The crew and fights are awesome.
Post best girl
how would you rank em?
we'll take him outside behind the bathroom
what did they mean by this? was that a rape implication?
Battle Tendency is my favourite arc, but I agree with . Stone Ocean had more going on for it, and that ending caught me of guard since Phantom Blood was the last time
a jojo dies in the end
Thats a animal, user
the rero will return in a few months
I though it was a nice touch to have her be the baby Jonathan saved the night he died.
SOMONE POST I AM WOOD
I NEED IT FOR REASONS
Battle Tendency is actually my second favorite arc behind vento. love the bromance of caesar and joseph and the hamon fights are actually interesting rather than just straight up martial artsy magic stuff
I think Mista is best boy even if he's somewhat mentally retarded
Bruno > Mista > Giorno > Abbachio > Fugo > Narancia > Trish
Giorno was pretty cool up until he joined the gang, but afterwards he felt like a supporting character.
reading white album right now
that stone cold mista
Two main characters is ok in part 7
Not ok in part 5
thank you user
What makes you think he's okay with two main characters in part 7?
I'm currently reading part 6 and why jotaro only stops time for 2 secs? i mean by this point he should be able to do 10 secs or something like that dio managed to stop for 5 in part 3 holy shit
not him but gyro zeppeli>>>>johnny joestar
I like that they in general brought back the zeppelli's. bring back speedwagon next
because no one could hate Gyro or Johnny
He spent too much time fucking dolphins and not enough time practicing.
He hasn't realized Bruno is a Zeppeli by blood
He was too busy studying dolphins and ignoring Jolyne to keep up his STANDO POWAH
Mountain Tim was SBR's Speedwagon
still hasn't realized Mountain Tim is Speedwagon
People debate about this but what it boils down to is that:
Jotaro is only human and Dio is a vampire. If Jotaro tried to do it anymore his heart would give out. He might have been able to do a little more if he practiced but he was a Marine Biologist Doctor going through a divorce and busy not being a dad while also trying to pay attention to suspicious stand users around the world
He had a lot going on and just wanted to look at dolphins. Give the man a break. He's tired.
"Echoes" is "Reverb"
"Crazy Diamond" is "Shining Diamond"
"Bad Company" is "Worst Company"
Part 1s meme: ???
Part 2s meme: Your next line is
Part 3s meme: ORA/OH NO
Part 4s meme: GUREITO
But Mountain Tim has a Stand. And its power isn't money. He can't be Speedwagon.
Part 1 has the IT'S ME DIO meme and tons of other Dio meming bullshit
Part 1s meme: ???
KONO DIO DA
Who is best boy and why is it Ghiaccio?
Part 1's stale meme is "It was me, Dio!"
That logic is fucking warped, son
Love Deluxe is going to be Luxury Romance.
Spice Girl, not Spice Girls
And next Friday, we'll find out the name changes for TWO Stands: Love Deluxe, and Love Love Deluxe.
Love Love Deluxe is going to be Luxury Luxury Romance.
What would the rest of the parts memes be?
No manga memes
And how exactly is that different from a normal day in JoJo land?
Part 1s meme: ???
part 3 meme
not road rolla da
Be too retarded to understand anything
Lol its jojo thats ok
"It just works" will make a comeback, mark my words
does anyone have a webm of koichi getting rekt by josuke? shit had me laughing so hard
Doesn't sound that bad to me.
George was a widower
Jonathan dies soon after getting married
George II dies in sometime during the war
Joseph marries the first girl that pays him any attention, and then cheats on her when she gets old
Jotaro's aloofness nets him a divorce
Jolyne boyfriend gets her thrown in jail, and her next love interest dies
JoJo's aren't for marrying
not za warudo
He should've learned hamon from his gramps then. Doesn't he know how his great grandfather died?
Josuke is for marrying. Josuke is for love.
Mountain Tim was in love with SBR's Erina
this Erina was also married
When the Part 5 anime airs everyone will be continuously calling it "FABULOUS~~~ XD"
Part 7's anime will bring a bunch of people saying "Nyoho~"
Why does it take so long for a new retranslated chapter of Vento Aureo to come out?
Why did they get rid of Di Molto?
It's power isn't just copying someone, its the puppetry mechanic. I think the Jojolion equivalent is Fun! Fun! Fun!
If you want your husbando to get killed, go ahead.
I can't remember anything about this guy besides his Stand and his autistic freak-out about people not speaking italian
oh no, he has flawless logic
better call him a retard
Part 1s meme: (pre-anime) "Do you remember how many breads...?" (post-anime)"It was me! Dio!"
part two has the best worst memes
RUN LIKE HELL
Jonathan didn't have a stand either, retard.
No wonder all these
lol how does this work
memes exist, everyone who likes Jojo is retarded.
hate you, user.
Why do all the stand users magically know each other
Fun Fun Fun is a shittier Justice
Destiny, I think.
You mean George II?
Ironically, he had no talent for hamon, it might be the same for Jotaro.
theyre attracted to each other by some cosmic force
Stand users are naturally drawn to each other.
what is Hermit Purple #2
Stand users are bound to meet other Stand users through fate.
Are images of female Giorno X Mista?
Shitpost-kun, will you ever fuck off?
what about shit hair #1 and #2?
retconned in stand
Neither did Will A. Zeppeli, retard
No. You're stuck with me, Anon-kun.
Read the fucking manga, it's an integral part of Stone Ocean.
Utter Heart Pains!
Bite the Dirt!
I might be fucking retarded but if you hurt a stand don't you hurt the user as well? So when Josuke destroyed Surface, why wasn't Hazamada fucked too?
Also why didn't Hazamada just rape his stand when it was pretending to be his crush.
wait, was that how Araki explained having a shitload of stand users in a prison?
by the time killer queen comes around it will be "Very Deadly Matriarchy"
Well, that's fine I guess.
This post almost gave me a migraine
The doll wasn't his Stand. Surface possessed the doll. That's why people could see Surface Josuke
It's a Stand bound to a mannequin, kind of like how The Fool is bound to sand.
Hazamada tried fucking her, but she rejected him.
I'll just leave this here
Bound stands don't transfer damage.
Not only is Surface incredibly strong, it annoyed Hazamada. It still follows his every command, so he probably genuinely wanted to date it.
No, that was because Pucci was sticking Stand Discs into them. I'm talking about how the part revolves around gravity and fate.
Surface isn't the doll.
That only applies consistently to punch ghosts. Other types of stands are a toss-up whether it'll hurt the user or not.
No user, you take that shit with you and leave.
So I've got two questions.
One, why didn't Josuke just use Crazy Diamond last episode and get Koichi's money back? That's his whole fucking thing, he can repair shit, and that was a prime opportunity to repair something.
Second, Josuke use Crazy Diamond to knock the pen out of his own hand? They showed that before, he could control his stand while being puppeted, why didn't he do it then?
It's going to be explained first thing next episode
Answer to both questions:
isnt the general rule that long-range stands dont hurt the user?
Araki or Josuke?
Not him but didn't Ebony Devil also bind itself to a doll and didn't Devo die after Polnareff shredded it?
user, delete your post before the Mods show up!
Crazy Diamond only works like that if you have the larger piece. If you use it on the small piece, like what they had with Koichi's money, then the small pieces would go flying to rejoin the larger bills, like what happened with
Plot hole filling answer: Josuke
True answer: Araki
It's a regular stand that possessed an object, and technically not bound.
Those are the automatic stands, Satan.
he used Crazy D to steal Joseph's wallet in the end though
What are you testing, anon-kun?
you will never spray your love all over his hair
I want to spray my love on Yukako's hair
Didn't he bring back Okuyasu from inside a pipe or something by using Crazy Diamond on a severed limb? I think that's also a somewhat small piece of the whole and it still worked instead of just sending the limb inside the pipe with the rest of Okuyasu's body.
Gio would be the friend he had hoped Dio would be.
So you guys can all agree that, if you can train it and Jotaro was just being a slacker, that The World would be the best stand to have in the real world, right?
Being able to stop time? That has fucking limitless potential. You could do anything. And in longer intervals as you keep training it.
Hell, I'd probably just stop time randomly. In a meeting? Whisper "the world" and use those five seconds to push someone out of the room so they start back time in a hallway or something.
Well then never mind. It's been like a year since I read part 4. Damn it, Araki.
So I have a question.
I understand how King Crimson works, I never really had much of a problem with it, unfortunately I seem to have a problem understanding a different stand altogether that I don't think anyone else is.
How the hell does Bites The Dust work? I just don't understand it. I feel like its really simple and I'm missing a bunch but I'm not sure? From what I gather it kills everyone but starts a loop, if they die again in the loop they stay dead but if they don't their first death doesn't stick? Is this correct? Does Kira control this at all? What the hell is going on?
humans can only stop time for 5 seconds max
it's the same as The Hand I think, sometimes Okuyasu uses it to teleport himself, sometimes he uses it to drag things towards him, it depends on the user's will.
Crazy Diamond is the best stand since you can actually use it to make money
Answered this about 2 threads ago, but the only translation team working on VA is JJCA, and they're focusing on doing Battle Tendency right now.
Akira wants to be the greatest guitarist.
He names his Stand after band with a mediocre guitarist.
What was he thinking?
its another Deep Purple song so that can't be used either
that's the gist of it but Kira can only control it in the sense that he can activate it or call it off to use his other bombs
Three of the only Stands that can stop Sheer Heart Attack happen to be owned by people fighting Kira
Luck was never on his side.
When BtD kills someone, it also starts the loop again. At their original time of death, they are killed again, but BtD is still active. The only way to "revive" someone killed by BtD is to restart the loop and stop it before they would automatically die.
Surface imitating Josuke does whatever Hazamada wants him to do including gouging someone's eye out and sending someone to the hospital
When Surface imitated Hazamada's crush it wouldn't have sex with him
Do the bands/songs that stands reference even exist in Jojo universes?
If you want to make money you should use Harvest or Hey Ya!
Also, think of what happened in this episode. He only threw a single shard at Surface, but the whole bottle followed.
He actually did really fucking well considering how underpowered he is compared to every other main villain in the series.
Will they ever top this theme?
Prince, Snoop Dogg, Tupac and Weird Al canonically exist in jojo.
It's not that it wouldn't have sex with him, it just annoyed him so much that he couldn't.
We've been over this before, Hey Ya! doesn't make Pocoloco lucky, it just encourages him to make risky decisions.
I know about the Prince reference, but what were the others?
Dio went to a Michael Jackson concert.
Daiya mentioned Yes when she was introduced, but that's not a stand.
Okay, here's how it works.
When Bites the Dust activates in Hayato, if anyone learns anything about Kira from Hayato, then Bites the Dust will kill them, and reset time back the amount Kira chooses (From an hour to a day, I think). Then, the same day will repeat, but at the time Bites the Dust activated last time, the people who died before will die again, but randomly that time, because of how Fate works in JoJo. Something that happens once will always happen, unless you go to extreme efforts to stop it.
Hayato managed to stop this from happening by getting Kira to call off Bites the Dust to protect himself from Josuke before everyone died, because Killer Queem can't activate while Bites the Dust is active.
Josuke really hates Jotaro for hitting on his mom.
How do you guys like my Surface SAS?
I think the time limit was more of a stamina limit than a training limit (though I do believe both are in effect).
I feel like I got the impression somewhere that the reason Dio was able to go so long was because he was a vampire and therefor had more stamina, though I can't cite this or anything so it's entirely possible I'm pulling it completely out of my ass.
I do agree that even super short time stopping abilities are incredibly useful, especially when they come with a superhuman punch ghost. There are a number of super mundane things you could just do impossibly well, the least of which is probably a really impressive crime spree.
Jimi Hendrix and the other guy Akira mentioned
I actually like him now
Pocoloco is just naturally lucky, but never took advantage of it.
It just talks. It's like Cheap Trick, but it says nice things and doesn't make you afraid to look behind you.
Haven't actually seen today's episode yet. I've been sleeping all day.
Narancia likes listening to Snoop and Tupac and Jotaro used Weird Al to see if Joseph was really Joseph
Technically any SAS can be a surface variant if you add a little screw to the forehead
End of Part 3 when Jotaro tries to find out if Joseph was really just joking about being DIO.
Hey Ya! doesn't make Pocoloco lucky, it just encourages him to make risky decisions.
So Hey Ya! is the most useless stand ever created, it just so happens Pocoloco is actually insanely lucky anyways?
his exact words were that his stand took her personality and pissed him off too much
The World would certainly be at least one of the most practical stands.
In no particular order, top practicality stands would be The World, Crazy D, Heaven's Door, Earth Wind Fire if it's even a stand, KC, GER, Oasis, Stone Free, Whitesnake, Dragon's Dream, D for C, Mandom, Hey Ya!, and PP
Kira puts his thing inside you
if anyone tries to learn about him, his thing explodes on them
time resets to when he put his thing in you
only the person with kira's thing in them remembers what happens
people who got exploded still explode no matter what changes in the new timeframe
Even his stand has standards.
Honestly, Bites the Dust felt rushed and a lot of things weren't explained properly. Especially in terms of how it starts.
But that's the gist of it for the most part. Anyone who tries to learn Kira's identity will die and then time starts over and they'll die for real in the next loop and it is a death that cannot be prevented unless Kira calls it off.
If Kira wasn't an autistic mess the arrow would have given him a better power. But... as we know he's exactly that.
I thought the entire point of Hey Ya! was that it explicitly tells you the correct action to do in every scenario to get what you want, it's like manufactured luck
Considering his circumstances I'm inclined to agree.
But his only objective was to remain inconspicuous, so compared to the batshit goals of the other villains he wasn't trying to do much.
Kira puts his thing inside you
The fuck is up with this Surface figure? It's pretty off model and the color is much paler. What company made it? Play Arts Kai?
Nah, Araki said somewhere, I think it was in JOJOVELER, that Hey Ya! only gives Pocoloco confidence.
Im still upset Araki clarified that. For the longest time everyone just assumed Pocoloco had the most powerful stand in the series, and now it has been knocked down to literal worthlessness.
I liked the idea that the most powerful stand user was a chill nigga who watched the clouds, not a fast nigga named Pussy.
So Hey Ya! is the most useless stand ever created
Like DIO said, Survivor is worse.
Remember near the one checkpoint early on in SBR when Pocoloco ends up not being in first?
IIRC it was because Hey Ya! fucked up.
Narancia listens to a lot of bands and artists.So Hey Ya! is the most useless stand ever created
Emperor is more useless. It's literally just a shittier Sex Pistols.
Pocoloco should've just went to motivation classes.
Hazamada's such a whiny asshole that even when he has an ability to create a perfect imitation of a girl he likes and make it do whatever he wants, he gets upset at her personality instead of fucking her
What a loser
It actually made Hey Ya! a lot more interesting for me.
A shame Araki was lazy about that name.
Do you mean Star Platinum?
Because if the time limit is only related to stamina and not The World being a better time stopper, I think Star Platinum is superior to it in every way.
They switched bodies and Trish even wanted his hairy ass monkey fingers
It never says he had no talent, it said he never learned. Lisa Lisa only learned after his death.
And in SC, there is still a pretty clear idea that Stand power is connected to the Ripple, just like Stands are connected to Spin in SBR.
Invisible gun with mind controlled bullets
Emperor is more useless.
It's literally just a shittier Sex Pistols.
Can control said bullets
Invisible to muggles
More useless than Hey Ya!
Not having Gio x Mista as an option
What are you fucking gay?
assuming Josuke and Jotaro went full retard and really didn't stop the pain stabbing he could even have won if he hadn't been a petty idiot and pissed off those bikers
When is the OST coming out?
I thought that happened because Hey Ya! works long term, and what looked like a temporary defeat was actually necessary in the long term in order for him to end up winning the race
Also, is there any functional difference between being very lucky and having a stand that makes you very lucky? At a certain point, isn't that just a semantic argument
Dio spent all of part 3 doing exactly that, though. He wasn't trying to take over the world yet. He was trying to wait it out until he was at full power. And he failed and ended up having to fight before being fully powered up and nearly got killed because of it.
Invisible gun with infinite bullets that can be controlled with your mind alone
Emperor is a perfect assassin stand, Hol Horse is just an idiot.
Emperor is literally one of the stronger Stands shown. It's just that Hol Horse is an Okuyasu-tier user and he
He lost because of karma.
Sex Pistols is more useless. It's literally just a shittier Foo Fighters.
user, y-you ok?
Yeah it should have been more evident really. Like when Hey Ya was surprised by Johnny's nail shots.
He says he has to reassess the situation when he sees it.
Maybe Hey Ya is like a pocket mission control. He cant give you the 'correct' answer but he can give you the best possible option based on things going on around you.
Really its not that bad. Hey ya is literally just a really calm guy who is paying attention for you and trying his best to point you in the right direction.
Damn i really wish pocoloco got a stand battle now. It didnt even have to be important to the story. I just would love to see him kick Diego's ass or something, just by having Hey Ya point out stuff like a snake in a nearby bush or something.
As the series kept on going it got established that stopping time is VERY stressful for his heart and that Jotaro only got as far as he did against Dio was because he really fucking pushed himself just due to how mad he was. Which he could get away with because of his age.
As he got older that's no longer very practical and he could very well kill himself and he probably would have if he tried practicing it for a long time. Time Stop isn't the most useful sort of ability to have anyway when you're attempting to live a normal,non-criminal life style anyway so for him nothing of value is really lost.
Just goes to show you how shit of an ability Time Stop is. Gold Experience would wrek both the faggots. Wouldn't even need Requirem/10
Nah, Foo Fighters is just a shittier Tusk.
Don't talk shit about Hol Horse. Number One will getcha everytime!
King Crimson skipped the end of his post
DIO didn't even try and hide. He just chilled in Egypt waiting to show off his STANDO POWAH and kill the Joestars.
He needed their blood to heal his neck anyways.
Tusk is just a shittier Ball Breaker.
WHO WAS FOO FIGHTER'S ORGINAL USER
In a way it's similar to Yasuho's stand except it doesn't give an A or B option.
Oh shit, Hol Horse has snapped! Everyone get down before he
Ball Breaker is a shittier Grateful Dead.
idk lol senpai
Hey Ya's power is literally just being a bro, and in every way it's the best stand power anyone could ever ask for.
user!? user ARE YOU OKAY???
Seriously, all he had to do was hide and shoot within 50m of the party and he could kill half of them easily.
Polnareff isn't fast enough to stop the bullet, and probably wouldn't even notice it until it killed him. Kakyoin's Emerald Splashes are easy as fuck to break, I'm sure the bullet would go through them and kill him. Joseph's stand can't do shit to Emperor. Magician's Red and Abdul may be able to stop the bullet by burning it, but I don't know. And while Star Platinum could punch the bullet away (or even catch it), J. Guile could hold him in place with even a small shard of glass while Hol Horse kills him.
It's just that Hol Horse doesn't understand how to fight and not be a Cowboy, facing off his opponents like it's a spaghetti western. I swear, it's like he
Most retarded stand idea of all time will always be invisible zombies.
Is this like the Candlejack meme where
No, he was hiding and waiting for the neck to heal on its own by drinking a lot of blood. He said so at least a couple times. He didn't need the Joestar's blood, or else he wouldn't have tried to have the group killed before reaching him.
HOW WILL THEY CHANGE LOVE DELUXE?
I dont want to fucking alarm anyone, but there is a goddamn stand user in this thread.
He destroys anyone who talks about Hol Horse. I dont know what he
when was this
I'm kind of hoping David Pro does this for every stand from now on
user ARE YOU OK?
He did say Magician's Red would be the one that could give him and J. Geil the most trouble so I think the only ones that could stand up to him would be Avdol and Jotaro assuming he wasn't stupid of
Nigga are you seriously role playing on chinese cartoon image board? At least pick a less shittier char
or that meme where you reveal the boss nam
Post quality Koichi faces from this episode.
Part 6, the user himself turned into an invisible zombie at the beginning of the fight because he was quickly killed.
best stand in the world
use it to annoy people
It must be the Emperor Requiem. It has given Hol Horse a new ability, which means now he
Love To Fucks
I actually really fucking like Paisley Park, I like the way it looks but mostly I just really fucking love its abilities.
It really depends on how infallible it is, like if you tried to find the location of something lost or if you tried to google search nuclear launch codes, I'm not really sure at what point its capabilities end, unless of course I'm just forgetting a part where they figure out where its capabilities end (I could have forgotten, with how slow it comes out I tend to have to go back and re-read older parts just to remember shit). It seems incredibly good at finding shit or getting you what you want no matter what and I imagine it would make you super competent at almost any job if you let it.
That's ok we just need to not talk about Hol Horse and
Most retarded Stand
Not this sad sun of a bitch
Guys if you're a girl then don't worry. Hol Horse is the nicest man in the world, and he
The Emperor Requiem.
Automatically kills anyone that mentions Hol Horse and he
I am coming for you Hol Horse your shitty stand will be de
I would just use crazy diamond, and go to junk yards restoring old cars and car parts to brand new. I can also never pay money for car repairs too.
Most useful stand in so many ways
another sad case of broken stand being used by a retard-itis
Can't wait for Highway Star so I can do a mashup with it and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
STOP TALKING ABOUT HOL HORSE OR HE'LL
Can fire off laser beams
Is a literal sun
The stand itself is fine. It would've been a serious threat if the user wasn't another throwaway comedy relief.
they actually made her cute instead of intimidating
Part 4 will only be 39 episodes
then comes part 5
you will likely live to see the part 6 indoor outer space fight animated
I'm so happy
From what i can tell, combat wise, it finds the best option for you that is nearby, and uses it.
However how effective it is based on what is nearby, making its reliability a little less than desirable. I mean if your best option is "Beanie Baby" or "Empty Toilet Paper roll" you might be fucked.
I do like how it works like a GPS though. I like how it reassesses the situation if you run out of time or 'miss a turn'. Makes since that its a map i guess.
Left punch here.
in 2 seconds, kick his groin
your foot's destination is directly in front of you.
She was also cute at first in the manga when she was confessing to Koichi. She only became intimidating later when the crazy started to show up. Then she mellowed out again.
Who would win in a battle Hol Horse or Dia
On the off topic of confusing stands...
A whiny manlet is the role he was born to play.
Yeah, but also
It is actually a mini SUN
That shit is suicide without a giant A/C like the user had. It's actually useless in any environment that wasn't the one they were in, because you can't hide a big A/C booth in a fucking city block when Sun can only be a few meters away.
let's wait until the episode to make that judgement, I think they're just throwing a curve ball for animeonlys
watching a censored anime
Dragons Dream was so fucking stupid holy shit. So was Sky High and Bohemian Rhapsody. The entire part had the most retarded stands.
he's walking down the stairs, not up
One fucking job.
Maybe it could find the best possible way to use that beanie baby and you would actually end up winning because of it somehow.
If it's just two episodes (not confirmed, only two are known but we don't know what the one after it is so it could be another Yukako ep) then it'll end way later than that. Yukako is 9 chapters long and her at his window isn't even all the way through the first three.
That nigger is dead so he can't sue people for saying the names of his songs out loud anymore.
Bohemian Rhapsody has to be the stand with the easiest-to-manipulate weakness; OC Donut Steels.
That is what happens when you create too many stands users, it also comes with weird sense of fashion
There's no way this can happen, Hol Horse dissapeared after part 3.
Wait a minute, i think i know what's happening. He has the power to
She actually looks more terrifying than pretty here.
Imagine you are sleeping and an Asian school girl presses her face against your window
Shit with Crazy diamond you could probably make a mint single-handedly saving the environment
Open a recycling plant that's just your fucking shed and just reduce garbage down to base materials with 4000 punches per minute (that's a lot of plastic bottles). Have folks pay you a quarter of what it takes to run a recycling plant and live a comfortably wealthy life.
30 years of this and I feel like you'd make a serious dent in at least your nation's landfills.
His estate could still sue
homo refugee camp of Sup Forums
gets aids yo ufruity faggots
Basically it points to the safest places to be.
I love dragons dream. It was fucking stupid, but how can you hate a dick ass stand that doesnt give a flying fuck about its user.
i mean, shit can be deadly provided your opponent doesnt figure out how your stand works (or your stand isnt a cunt for a change and doesnt tell them)
Being able to dodge any attack, and make any attack hit by just standing where the arrow points.
Being able to instantly teleport your attack into a spot that would 100% hit your opponent by touching the stand.
Dragons Dream is fun. he would be pretty badass if he only gave a fuck.
I dream of this every night
of course my room is on the second floor though
It's like Araki was practicing for Part 6 with that drawing on the right.
POST ANIMEONLY THEORIES
SCREENCAPS PREFERRED,BUT NOT REQUIRED
It's like Hey Ya only worse
Even your stand loses respect for you if you start drinking your own piss
There was one guy who thought Yukako had the hots for Josuke.
THAT YELLOW DICK IS THE MAIN VILLAIN
Or be a healer, by healing someone's cancer, aids, stds. (I'm assuming crazy diamond can heal that)
Although you'll gain more attention as some mystical healer, probably be questioned by nut jobs and super religious people thinking you're a God and have followers.
Or you could just walk around hospitals punching cancer patients with your stand, with no one knowing.
Considering that is exactly how it was beaten, id say so.
Has anyone done a COLD STEEL edit with Put Back yet?
One thing I dislike about Part 4 is that people like Yukako, Tamami, and Hazamada don't get to help out against Kira's Stand user allies.
Imagine if Yukako would've happened to come across Kira punching a donut sized hole in her husbando. I'd love to see that fight
Loved the cameo in today's episode. You think that song at the end is Akira's theme?
DIO is alive
Joseph is not a senile old man
The absolute limit for a human is 5 seconds. DIO was only able to go higher because he was a vampire and had unlimited stamina. He just needed to train The World because Stands are latent from birth so DIO had the potential to unlock it back when he was a human and he would get a maximum of 5 seconds. Because he became a vampire then unlocked his Stand, it still had limits set on it because it was intended to be used by a human. Given time, it would allow him to break past the 5 second limit with training as it acclimatised to having a vampire as it's user. Jotaro can't ever stop time for more than 5 seconds at all ever unless he becomes a vampire since it's so incredibly stressful on the body and spirit. He says it's exhausting to stop time even for those 2 seconds, a problem DIO doesn't have since he can't ever be tired.
Joseph is not a senile old man
This is not hypothetical
I don't think Crazy D can cure diseases but it could certainly fix broken bones and other wounds
But she'll be reduced to a hand.
Giorno and Jolyne would end with lewd, steamy
Sometimes I want to listen to their reaction because they are so naive like a dog in Jojo bizarre adventure.
She wouldn't even be able to scratch him unless she uses YANDERE POWAH
Why would Giorno want to hold hands with a girl?
Speaking of which, couldn't Josuke fix Okuyasu's dad? He didn't even try.
Jotaro actually turned into a vampire in the end of Stardust Crusader.
That'll explain why he's looks younger here.
Hey ya gives motivation and supernatural planning and descision making.
He can probably extrapolate the best choice with any information he is given at the time the more the better.
They kept the dick at least
Probably not, because he's healthy and even heals himself when wounded. That's just how he is now.
because they are so naive like a dog in Jojo bizarre adventure.
Jotaro turned into a vampire at the end of SC
Borrowed the Aja stone from the old man and became the ultimate thing
There's this faggot again. God I wish Araki or Shueisha just officially romanized his name as Joruno.
I'm not sure but could Crazy Diamond or Pearl Jam cure cancer or diseases.
There are bound Stands which are bound to a physical object like Surface and the monkey boat. The positives of Bound Stands are that they don't reflect damage back since you're damaging the object, not the Stand. The negatives are that if the object is destroyed their Stand becomes useless or inaccessible and in some cases like Cream Starter (a Stand from Part 7 that looks like an aerosol can that sprays flesh) anyone can steal the object and use it themselves. And he didn't rape her because he found her personality so unappealing that he couldn't get it up. The manga doesn't word it quite that bluntly but it's a lot less vague than the wording in the anime. Hazamada will come back in a later episode and you find out more about how he was going to actually rape her but chickened out.
Gold Experience probably can
they actually made her cute instead of intimidating
implying Yukako isn't the cutest
I don't understand why everyone is joking about Hol Horse.
One time I fought my friend in Heritage and he absolutely hated when I played Hol Horse, because all I would do is
Pearl Jam, with the right ingredients, was able to remove Tonio's lover's brain tumor.
Crazy Diamond would probably make it worse.
Better question: WHO could cure Okuyasu's dad?
Besides GER, I guess.
Gold Experience creates life
that's the opposite of what you want to do when you're fighting cancer
unless he creates some bullshit form of life that eats cancer cells
Go to bed, Ghost
Purple Haze could probably kill him.
There is a Rohan sidestory in which Tonio is looking for ingredients to cure her girlfriend from an incurable disease. So maybe Pearl Jam could cure most of them.
Would you give him hand Sup Forums?
heaven's door could
If we go by Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan, Pearl Jam might provided he has the right dish and ingredients
unless he creates some bullshit
I thought that was what GE did
Not being a dick loving faggot
What're you gay?
Considering he only heals himself, you could probably kill him Cell-style; one-shot, nothing remaining after the first blow.
I don't think that's the case for Purple Haze.
Hayato instantly blew up
Kira has to press the button to get the nurse to explode
yfw Okuyasu's dad regenerates as fast as the virus eats him
Not Crazy Diamond. Pearl Jam should be able to fix cancer since it repairs the body. It might not be able to fix infections directly, but a body in good condition would have an easier time fending them off.
#1 explodes when someone touches it OR Kira activates it.
What was this guy deal?
Kira can set the bomb to detonate as soon as someone touches it, to have a detonator he can press or to have a timer
I have several animeonly friends.
They go right onto the wiki and just spoil shit for themselves right off the bat. There's like no sense of fun when they know Red Hot Chili Pepper's gonna jump out of the outlet and Akira makes off with the arrow, and then it gets worse when they keep saying it like 5 minutes before, right in the middle of character building.
I will admit that it's mildly fun that they keep saying the localized Stand names though. Zipper Man's gonna be a blast.
Theoretically, Heavy Weather.
It would work by sending subliminal messages to him to become human instead of a snail.
you guys are somewhat homo, right? even a bit?
heaven's door :^)
Dio went to a Michael Jackson concert
read the manga
No we just steal things
He was talking about seeing one of his concerts on tv during one of his homoerotic sleepovers with Pucci
Okay, honest question here.
Which stand is best for
why is it allowed
I want Star Platinum to star finger my anus etc.
Because the originals are not allowed.
Jail House Lock.
The fucker made a cure for Purple Haze's motherfucking virus, i think GE can deal with cancer.
Where is her nipple?
man in the mirror
killer queen w/ bites the dust
probably more but i cant think of anything right now
Show Off, assuming you can get the woman you like to touch it.
Oh ok, it was a Part 6 thing. Most of Part 6 aside from the very beginning and very end are just kind of a blur to me.
I am confused
The world, you ever saw those Japanese time stop porns
Because Star Finger DOJYAAAAAAAAAAAA~~N
I need a doujin about Koichi fucks yukao with a giant dick.
killer queen's name is changed to Hand Job
I wouldn't mind it.
no magical girl JoJo spinoff
Why even live
that clueless fucking expression on their faces
You'd think at least Jotaro would have enough of a brain to be careful about this shit after what he went through with Dio but nah, jesus fucking christ.
I was pointing it out as another JJL parallel.
Star Platinum if you want to straight up fuck one but if it's for specific fetishes you have a plethora to choose from.
Bohemian Rhapsody + hentai doujins
The possibilities are endless
The president was turned into a cosplaying loli.
My chest and body are utterly flat!
They are those of "Justice"
Need doujin of Rohan Heaven's Dooring him into becoming his personal fuccboi
Hank Hill ass
Hey guys someone knocked on my door i'm going to see who i
Closer to crime, since it robs you of two, beautiful, soft globes made of fluffiness and love that should be there.
Excuse you, please refrain from expressing your shit taste any further.
what will user do with the other 4 secs?
someone who can't appreciate both
Tits are made of love and hope. They fill men with happiness and spread joy. However, some girls aren't born with dreams or hope. They live in a world of despair, and few make it out alive.
So for those few girls who manage to live without hopes or dreams, how do they survive?
By relying on the one thing God left in their chest, the heart! The heart that beats for justice! The best girls that throw away everything in order to fight for something more!
Flat chests can't be seen, just like justice can't be seen. But you know it exists in your heart!
I expected this, the second gay joke of the series
only the second gay joke
How the fuck?
Couldn't they have used the original names and then change them when asked by the copyright holders?
Does law not work that way? Is it "sue first" instead of "ask first"?
That was beautiful user.
Howcome okuyasu's dad doesn't get burned by sunlight?
when a DFC hugs you, you're closer to her heart
He had to fill that quota eventually
part 5 is the straightest part
By not giving them a chance in the first place you save up on paperwork deals, communication, etc
Pucci and DIO lay it on pretty thick in part 6.
when the fuck did Josuke have time to swallow a rubber glove?
This is almost worse than Jotaro sucking in Justice.
I know they do, I've read up to JJL, I just thought there had been more than two gay jokes by part 5.
You've opened my eyes user.
what always bothered me about justice is that nobody but Hol Horse tried to attack Enya and when he did he summoned Emperor on the hand that was being controlled
all those earphone jack charms
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THESE
I WANT ALL OF THEM
I'm glad other people are like this
Also they literally left it in the episode on the dudes locker
Never. In case you haven't noticed, the villains are villains by virtue of a character flaw that usually becomes their weakness.
If you're a girl and watch this series, what the fuck is the appeal to you? It's just a bunch of homo bodybuilders and their equally dieseled up punchghosts crying over each other.
I mean I'd expect WWE male soap opera fags but not chicks.
I want those Sex Pistols
I want that smug fucking Heaven's Door popping out of my computer
woa bani\rr\a\\\\v\\\\vanilla ice\\\ sct\rotes
Doesn't he know how his great grandfather died?
is great grandfather didn't have a Stand.
He probably regenerates to quickly
Why the hell do you understand my feelings so well? Who are you!?
but they aren't the big as soon as part 5, and part 6 is female centric
jesus christ, I'm on the old scans for part 5
fuck, I really liked part 5 too
So about Hol Horse, why did he just join the
tfw no qt Foo Fighter charms
The Jesus fruit in part 8
Tubular fucking Bells has one
Narancia is so cute.
They use hira/kanji for Surface's name?
What do they call it in nipponese?
I'LL CUT YOU BITCH
Yes, he is.
likes flat chests
posts image from gay porn
Sounds about right.
I think smaller books can be great, but I've never been able to enjoy 100% flat chests.
But don't you like how everyone has the same personality now? It really makes the thing easy to speed-read!
What do you want the ED's of Part 5 and 6 to be?
That isn't the real Narancia
The real Narancia isn't nearly that cute
Fujoshi fanart isn't allowed around here
I have no idea what it means. Also all the Part 3 stands had alternate names in kanji too, like Hierophant Green being Hōō no midori (Green Pope).
So how did Toshikazu and company know about Jotaro's time stop? I know he probably wouldn't guard the fact that he can do it like Dio did, but it still doesn't seem like something he'd just blab about.
Phantom Blood is not a gay porn, user.
roundabout, I need you is pretty dope though
I literally stopped for 3 months once I got to white album because of how bland the writing was translated
I really, really want Gangsta's Paradise for 5 but I have a feeling it won't happen.
A queen song for part 6
Which Jojo main characters (any parts) would be the most likely to be a prostitute?
This one ok for you?
Horse With No Name would be good for Part 7. And I always imagined Part 8 being Fantasy by Breakbot. Never could decide on the other parts though.
listens to rap
watches Fist of the North Star and named his stand after Aerosmith
Something just doesn't add up here.
No because my penis still twitched
Notorious BIG too.
oh no, this is really something, I'll push through it though
Do characters really name their Stands?
instead of letting Hazamada learn his lesson and go on with his life, Josuke completely destroys his Stand
I forgot that happened. Why is Josuke such an asshole?
So is Yukako going to be 2 episodes long or 3? The arc takes up 9 chapters doesn't it?
why is no one scanlating part 5?
I want to hear Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi as one of the part 7 EDs.
He can just possess another mannequin.
Avdol named Star Platinum
Jotaro named Crazy D and Jolyne named Stone Free
Not sure about part 6 though.
I hope it's 2.
I need to get to Rohan and Kira quicker.
Giorno or Johnny, Jolyne to because she's always horny
Jolyne proved that they do at least, but I think there were even panels in earlier parts where it happened
You are hard to please, user.
They have different teams doing each part though.
the mannequin isn't his stand
No, you're just a homo
I mean, yeah. That's why I like Narancia.
Stop it, you'll give me a boner that isn't real
If the stand was destroyed that would imply that Hazamada would've died too.
It's not the doll that's the stand man.
Which sort of makes me wonder how many other stands are semi-formless like surface?
Part 3 i only recall Tenore sax being like that.
Part 4 I guess love deluxe and superfly
Part 5 with Mr. President
Part 6 had burning down the house, limp bizkit and bohemian rhapsody maybe?
Part 5: Hey Ya - Outkast
Part 6 : All the Things She Said- Tatu
Just embrace it already.
Narancia would've been better as a gril
but they are in a gang and it would make sense of he was male
No, this is wrong, the Narancia in the manga isn't this cute or slutty, it means my boner isn't real... it's a phantom of a boner! You're making my penis cease to exist! Is this your "Stand Ability"?!
It's occuring to me that stands bound to objects are kind of ideal. You get to do some crazy shit and don't even have the drawback of getting damaged when your stand does.
You can cut off all of yukako's hair, you can destroy Hazmada's manequins, You could break all of emporio's ghost equipment to pieces but they will never get hurt unless you attack them specifically.
Just tell him you want more dumbass.
not even gay though
All the Things She Said- Tatu
Atom Heart Father
Of course you aren't
How you say that? Act-tongue? Ashtonyu? Eighttons?
yfw the BDs uncensor and extend this scene
yeah but they also can't fight back if you get your punch ghost close enough to them
She is pretty well endowed, good thing the boss isnt here to hear me say that
Learn to pronounce German.
My balls boobs are pretty ensdowed too lol
Big big balls! nlike a boob inflated in my pantleg heheh
Sorry but I speak ok??
Narancia x Doppio doujin when?
my boss has a dick so big, it's like a bat in my mouth
This is immoral
Daddy looking at me.
Don't get my hopes up you bastard.
tfw both of them die and not even in their own bodies
WILL I EVER BE FREE?
Doppio was a cunt tho
You take that back, you liar! Doppio was a cute and pure!
Favorite Stands? I fuck
He would kill and maim people for little to no reason and talked to ice cream and my friend frog. He was psychotic and belonged in a mental hospital.
tfw you remember that Stone Ocean starts with Jojo getting caught masturbating by a guard.
masturbation is actually a crime in US prisons, but Araki wouldn't know that
Isn't masturbation just a crime period? It should be desu
Yes I crossed the budget
user kun...were you raised catholic or something?
Were you raised to be a slut?
Crazy Diamond or Gold Experience, they'd be really nice to try a lot of stuff over and over
You need your dicked sucked like a good little boy.
Enjoy your testicular cancer.
I hope you're not going to cut off your balls
I'm going to find a dimension where I'm real and then I'm going to throw you at yourself
But I don't have those things.
What male Jojo would be the most likely to shave their asshole?
Why you gotta be like that user kun?
kissanime died, where are you guys watching this week's episode?
up yer nose XDXDXDXD
Everyone is most likely to say Gio, but Euromen like body hair.
i assume most people here download it
I want to say Joseph, he is kind of gay
clacker anal beads
moar liek @urektum
He jumped in front of a moving car to save a kid and did anything to please his boss. Doppio was a saint.
Kids are evil and so was Diavolo
My throat is really dry. Man, I'm parched! I need some water.
More like, growin' zone, since Jojo is getting even more fans, you could say it is growin', which sounds like groan! Get it?
Fresh bread here
Star finger seems like something any stand would be able to do since all Jotaro is doing is mentally reshaping his stand. It's not a whole lot different from when Kakyoin and Polnareff shrunk their stands to go inside Joseph's head.
Given the pace they're going now I can see 2 episodes. It'd be a tight squeeze but they can definitely do it.
Jolyne marries her love interest retard
No that's Irene
ack-tung (the 'ack' is sort of like a halfway between 'ack' and 'arc' if you have an American accent)
tfw you'll never see a comic about giorno and trish never getting their bodies unswapped
tfw you'll never get to see mista in trish's body shopping for new clothes to fit themselves with trish
tfw you'll never get to see the new mista become the second in command of passione while having her way with all of her new underlings, enjoying every second of her new body
i wanna die