JoJo Thread

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

Show Off? Really?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10206061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlpByUfVGHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u84d7nY8pQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9ha82_oh4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BIqtUdcbgg
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Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

Best name ever, right?

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

HEY, Atleast killer queen is getting a decent name

Deadly Queen

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

Meh could've been worse

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

It's not that bad desu

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

i'm looking forward to yukako forced-feeding koichi

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

Yet another "perfect copy" Stand done in by a retarded User.

When will this meme end?

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

Anyone else notice Hazamada had Rohan's manga in his locker?

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

Yeah
Did anyone notice this?

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

Why couldn't the just use Surface?
It's a common enough word.

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

Notice what?

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

they're just avoiding risks, American copyright laws are insane

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

What am I supposed to be looking at?

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

theyre scared of any potential copyright claim

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

Crunchy is scared of getting sued, though I doubt they will. Soft & Wet, a Prince song, was kept in All Star Battle, and I haven't heard any issues from that.

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

I can't wait for anime onlys reaction to Kai Harada's reveal in the anime

Jayden Russell
Jayden Russell

Pretty sure he means the railroad foreshadowing.

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

I don't even know what Surface is referencing. Most people being introduced through the anime won't know half or more of the references. Not changing them would probably help out the companies in this new generation.

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

The Morioh radio talking about the railroad by the station. Its loud and never lets anyone through. Its how Koichi stops Hazamada at the end of the episode

I thought it was kinda neat

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

No weaknesses

Can just be tapped by Crazy Diamond
Echoes Act III can just hinder its movement
Okuyasu can just erase it
Vitamin C can just make it melt

No weaknesses

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

Oh, didn't notice. Yeah it's neat.

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

A band that hasn't been around for over 20 years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surface_%28band%29

David Morales
David Morales

labels: Salsoul, Columbia

They even around to sue anymore?

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

yes. there were many nice directorial touches considering how rushed the episode was.
* excellent Morioh-cho radio foreshadowing
* the turtle from episode 1 returns
* Rohan cover on manga
* Chili-pepper and Yukako guest shots

it's all good

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

hell are you on about

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

Speed King

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

I can't wait for anime onlys reaction to Wired's reveal in the anime.

David Cruz
David Cruz

Reminder quick fixed sub is here.
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/eea6ij2m7ndcf/Diamond_Is_Fixed

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

Why is Yuuki Kaji so fucking bad? I usually can't tell when someone is bad since I'm not a native Japanese speaker, but his shitiness transcends the language barrier. I feel bad for the Elevens who have to listen to him.

John Ross
John Ross

?

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

Which two JoJos, that haven't met before, would get along best?

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

Jonathan and pretty much everyone
he's a very swell guy

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

Yuki Kaji is pretty good as Koichi and Johnny.

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

Gio and Jonathan

Gio would be the friend he had hoped Dio would be.

Isaac Nelson
Isaac Nelson

The Radio was also used in the previous episode, where it referenced Keicho's death. It's a great addition to the part.

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

Josuke and Jolyne would probably get along well
Jonathan would probably try to bond with them all but be secretly repulsed by their delinquent behavior

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

He's fucking killing it as Koichi, you're just a reatard.

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

Colombia is.

That said I doubt they'd care with surface. CR is just extra cautious.

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

The "RIP big bro" message
Wasn't there also a message for the missing person reports?

Robert Nelson
Robert Nelson

Two episodes of Yukako
Where will the first ep end? Yukako at Koichi's window?

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

Happy Birthday Caesar

Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

So fucking hyped for the Yukako episodes

Carter White
Carter White

the koichi/josuke/okuyasu banter
yukako in general
Koichi awakening ACT 2
pretty great stuff

Lucas Cox
Lucas Cox

It's my birthday in 2 days and I'm of an Italian background. I better not get stoned.

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

DUDE

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

best stand in two weeks

Jackson Sanders
Jackson Sanders

The one of the best non-moe waifu in manga/anime

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

what part do you enjoy the most, even if they aren't objective best?
I love Vento Aureo. The group dynamics are great and there are some legitimately good fights in there. it moves at a decent pace too and has some of the best stands imo

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

Jonathan would get along with anybody.
It mite B cool if Araki was to let him and his grandson go on a sort of buddy cop vampire hunter adventure.
With Joseph being the young lose cannon, and Jonathan being the older calmer half of the duo.

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

What did she mean by this?

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

I hate claustrophobic settings but god damn Stone Ocean blew me away with how good it was

Zachary Ross
Zachary Ross

I love how Stone Ocean is set entirely in a prison but Araki still made it interesting for 17ish volumes

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

Looks like she's on acid or something

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

isn't lerolerolero

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

There is no objective best part user.

I've been rereading Part 5, and I can't believe I didn't like it when I first read it. The crew and fights are awesome.

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

Post best girl

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

how would you rank em?

Bruno>Mista>Giorno>Narancia>Fugo>Abbachio>Trish

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

we'll take him outside behind the bathroom

what did they mean by this? was that a rape implication?

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

Battle Tendency is my favourite arc, but I agree with . Stone Ocean had more going on for it, and that ending caught me of guard since Phantom Blood was the last time a jojo dies in the end

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

Ok.

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

Thats a animal, user

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

the rero will return in a few months

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

Sure bud

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

I though it was a nice touch to have her be the baby Jonathan saved the night he died.

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

QUICK
SOMONE POST I AM WOOD
I NEED IT FOR REASONS

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Battle Tendency is actually my second favorite arc behind vento. love the bromance of caesar and joseph and the hamon fights are actually interesting rather than just straight up martial artsy magic stuff

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

Mista>Bruno>Giorno>Fugo>Abbachino>Narancia>Trish

I think Mista is best boy even if he's somewhat mentally retarded

Grayson White
Grayson White

Bruno > Mista > Giorno > Abbachio > Fugo > Narancia > Trish
Giorno was pretty cool up until he joined the gang, but afterwards he felt like a supporting character.

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

reading white album right now
that stone cold mista

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

Two main characters is ok in part 7
Not ok in part 5

ok

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

thank you user

William Collins
William Collins

What makes you think he's okay with two main characters in part 7?

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

I'm currently reading part 6 and why jotaro only stops time for 2 secs? i mean by this point he should be able to do 10 secs or something like that dio managed to stop for 5 in part 3 holy shit

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

not him but gyro zeppeli>>>>johnny joestar

I like that they in general brought back the zeppelli's. bring back speedwagon next

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

because no one could hate Gyro or Johnny

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

He spent too much time fucking dolphins and not enough time practicing.

William Scott
William Scott

He hasn't realized Bruno is a Zeppeli by blood

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

He was too busy studying dolphins and ignoring Jolyne to keep up his STANDO POWAH

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

Mountain Tim was SBR's Speedwagon

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

still hasn't realized Mountain Tim is Speedwagon

oh my

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

People debate about this but what it boils down to is that:

Jotaro is only human and Dio is a vampire. If Jotaro tried to do it anymore his heart would give out. He might have been able to do a little more if he practiced but he was a Marine Biologist Doctor going through a divorce and busy not being a dad while also trying to pay attention to suspicious stand users around the world
He had a lot going on and just wanted to look at dolphins. Give the man a break. He's tired.

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

"Echoes" is "Reverb"
"Crazy Diamond" is "Shining Diamond"
"Bad Company" is "Worst Company"

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

Part 1s meme: ???
Part 2s meme: Your next line is
Part 3s meme: ORA/OH NO
Part 4s meme: GUREITO

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

But Mountain Tim has a Stand. And its power isn't money. He can't be Speedwagon.

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

meme

get fucked

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

Part 1 has the IT'S ME DIO meme and tons of other Dio meming bullshit

Aaron Lewis
Aaron Lewis

Part 1s meme: ???
KONO DIO DA

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

Who is best boy and why is it Ghiaccio?

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

Part 1's stale meme is "It was me, Dio!"

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

That logic is fucking warped, son

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

Love Deluxe is going to be Luxury Romance.

Isaac Nelson
Isaac Nelson

Spice Girl, not Spice Girls

I think

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

And next Friday, we'll find out the name changes for TWO Stands: Love Deluxe, and Love Love Deluxe.
Love Love Deluxe is going to be Luxury Luxury Romance.

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

What would the rest of the parts memes be?
No manga memes

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

And how exactly is that different from a normal day in JoJo land?

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

Part 1s meme: ???

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

part 3 meme
not road rolla da

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

Be too retarded to understand anything
Lol its jojo thats ok

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

"It just works" will make a comeback, mark my words

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

does anyone have a webm of koichi getting rekt by josuke? shit had me laughing so hard

William Taylor
William Taylor

Doesn't sound that bad to me.

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

George was a widower
Jonathan dies soon after getting married
George II dies in sometime during the war
Joseph marries the first girl that pays him any attention, and then cheats on her when she gets old
Jotaro's aloofness nets him a divorce
Jolyne boyfriend gets her thrown in jail, and her next love interest dies
JoJo's aren't for marrying

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

not za warudo

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

He should've learned hamon from his gramps then. Doesn't he know how his great grandfather died?

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

Josuke is for marrying. Josuke is for love.

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

Mountain Tim was in love with SBR's Erina
this Erina was also married

David Martinez
David Martinez

When the Part 5 anime airs everyone will be continuously calling it "FABULOUS~~~ XD"

Part 7's anime will bring a bunch of people saying "Nyoho~"

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

Why does it take so long for a new retranslated chapter of Vento Aureo to come out?
Why did they get rid of Di Molto?

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

It's power isn't just copying someone, its the puppetry mechanic. I think the Jojolion equivalent is Fun! Fun! Fun!

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

If you want your husbando to get killed, go ahead.

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

I can't remember anything about this guy besides his Stand and his autistic freak-out about people not speaking italian

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

oh no, he has flawless logic
better call him a retard

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

Part 1s meme: (pre-anime) "Do you remember how many breads...?" (post-anime)"It was me! Dio!"

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

part two has the best worst memes
GERMAN SCIENCE
RUN LIKE HELL

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

Jonathan didn't have a stand either, retard.

No wonder all these
lol how does this work
memes exist, everyone who likes Jojo is retarded.

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

I hate you, user.

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

Why do all the stand users magically know each other

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

speed king

YO

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

Fun Fun Fun is a shittier Justice

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

Destiny, I think.

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

You mean George II?
Ironically, he had no talent for hamon, it might be the same for Jotaro.

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

theyre attracted to each other by some cosmic force

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

Stand users are naturally drawn to each other.

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

what is Hermit Purple #2

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

<3

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

Gravity.
Stand users are bound to meet other Stand users through fate.

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

Are images of female Giorno X Mista?

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

Fast Lord

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

Shitpost-kun, will you ever fuck off?

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

what about shit hair #1 and #2?

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

retconned in stand
Neither did Will A. Zeppeli, retard

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

No. You're stuck with me, Anon-kun.

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

Read the fucking manga, it's an integral part of Stone Ocean.

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

Deadly Queen!
Utter Heart Pains!
Bite the Dirt!

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

I might be fucking retarded but if you hurt a stand don't you hurt the user as well? So when Josuke destroyed Surface, why wasn't Hazamada fucked too? Also why didn't Hazamada just rape his stand when it was pretending to be his crush.

Cooper Long
Cooper Long

wait, was that how Araki explained having a shitload of stand users in a prison?

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

by the time killer queen comes around it will be "Very Deadly Matriarchy"

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

Well, that's fine I guess.

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

This post almost gave me a migraine

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

The doll wasn't his Stand. Surface possessed the doll. That's why people could see Surface Josuke

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

It's a Stand bound to a mannequin, kind of like how The Fool is bound to sand.
Hazamada tried fucking her, but she rejected him.

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

I'll just leave this here

Mason Price
Mason Price

Bound stands don't transfer damage.
Not only is Surface incredibly strong, it annoyed Hazamada. It still follows his every command, so he probably genuinely wanted to date it.

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

No, that was because Pucci was sticking Stand Discs into them. I'm talking about how the part revolves around gravity and fate.

Surface isn't the doll.

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

That only applies consistently to punch ghosts. Other types of stands are a toss-up whether it'll hurt the user or not.

James Walker
James Walker

No user, you take that shit with you and leave.

Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

So I've got two questions.

One, why didn't Josuke just use Crazy Diamond last episode and get Koichi's money back? That's his whole fucking thing, he can repair shit, and that was a prime opportunity to repair something.

Second, Josuke use Crazy Diamond to knock the pen out of his own hand? They showed that before, he could control his stand while being puppeted, why didn't he do it then?

Ryder James
Ryder James

It's going to be explained first thing next episode

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

Answer to both questions: He forgot

William Richardson
William Richardson

isnt the general rule that long-range stands dont hurt the user?

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

Araki or Josuke?

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

Not him but didn't Ebony Devil also bind itself to a doll and didn't Devo die after Polnareff shredded it?

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

user, delete your post before the Mods show up!

William Howard
William Howard

Crazy Diamond only works like that if you have the larger piece. If you use it on the small piece, like what they had with Koichi's money, then the small pieces would go flying to rejoin the larger bills, like what happened with Kira's sleeve.

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

test

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

Plot hole filling answer: Josuke
True answer: Araki

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

It's a regular stand that possessed an object, and technically not bound.

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

Those are the automatic stands, Satan.

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

he used Crazy D to steal Joseph's wallet in the end though

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

What are you testing, anon-kun?

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

you will never spray your love all over his hair

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

I want to spray my love on Yukako's hair

Colton Lee
Colton Lee

Didn't he bring back Okuyasu from inside a pipe or something by using Crazy Diamond on a severed limb? I think that's also a somewhat small piece of the whole and it still worked instead of just sending the limb inside the pipe with the rest of Okuyasu's body.

Owen Smith
Owen Smith

Gio would be the friend he had hoped Dio would be.

Dominic Turner
Dominic Turner

So you guys can all agree that, if you can train it and Jotaro was just being a slacker, that The World would be the best stand to have in the real world, right?

Being able to stop time? That has fucking limitless potential. You could do anything. And in longer intervals as you keep training it.

Hell, I'd probably just stop time randomly. In a meeting? Whisper "the world" and use those five seconds to push someone out of the room so they start back time in a hallway or something.

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

Well then never mind. It's been like a year since I read part 4. Damn it, Araki.

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

So I have a question.

I understand how King Crimson works, I never really had much of a problem with it, unfortunately I seem to have a problem understanding a different stand altogether that I don't think anyone else is.

How the hell does Bites The Dust work? I just don't understand it. I feel like its really simple and I'm missing a bunch but I'm not sure? From what I gather it kills everyone but starts a loop, if they die again in the loop they stay dead but if they don't their first death doesn't stick? Is this correct? Does Kira control this at all? What the hell is going on?

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

humans can only stop time for 5 seconds max

Owen Bell
Owen Bell

it's the same as The Hand I think, sometimes Okuyasu uses it to teleport himself, sometimes he uses it to drag things towards him, it depends on the user's will.

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

Crazy Diamond is the best stand since you can actually use it to make money

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

Answered this about 2 threads ago, but the only translation team working on VA is JJCA, and they're focusing on doing Battle Tendency right now.

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

Akira wants to be the greatest guitarist.
He names his Stand after band with a mediocre guitarist.
What was he thinking?

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

its another Deep Purple song so that can't be used either

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

that's the gist of it but Kira can only control it in the sense that he can activate it or call it off to use his other bombs

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

Three of the only Stands that can stop Sheer Heart Attack happen to be owned by people fighting Kira
Luck was never on his side.

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

When BtD kills someone, it also starts the loop again. At their original time of death, they are killed again, but BtD is still active. The only way to "revive" someone killed by BtD is to restart the loop and stop it before they would automatically die.

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

Surface imitating Josuke does whatever Hazamada wants him to do including gouging someone's eye out and sending someone to the hospital
When Surface imitated Hazamada's crush it wouldn't have sex with him
?

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

Do the bands/songs that stands reference even exist in Jojo universes?

Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers

If you want to make money you should use Harvest or Hey Ya!

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

Also, think of what happened in this episode. He only threw a single shard at Surface, but the whole bottle followed.

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

He actually did really fucking well considering how underpowered he is compared to every other main villain in the series.

Lucas Morgan
Lucas Morgan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZPuD3mFtag

Will they ever top this theme?

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

Prince, Snoop Dogg, Tupac and Weird Al canonically exist in jojo.

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

It's not that it wouldn't have sex with him, it just annoyed him so much that he couldn't.

Hey Ya!
We've been over this before, Hey Ya! doesn't make Pocoloco lucky, it just encourages him to make risky decisions.

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

I know about the Prince reference, but what were the others?

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

Dio went to a Michael Jackson concert.
Daiya mentioned Yes when she was introduced, but that's not a stand.

Evan Collins
Evan Collins

Okay, here's how it works.

When Bites the Dust activates in Hayato, if anyone learns anything about Kira from Hayato, then Bites the Dust will kill them, and reset time back the amount Kira chooses (From an hour to a day, I think). Then, the same day will repeat, but at the time Bites the Dust activated last time, the people who died before will die again, but randomly that time, because of how Fate works in JoJo. Something that happens once will always happen, unless you go to extreme efforts to stop it.

Hayato managed to stop this from happening by getting Kira to call off Bites the Dust to protect himself from Josuke before everyone died, because Killer Queem can't activate while Bites the Dust is active.

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

Josuke really hates Jotaro for hitting on his mom.

Evan Torres
Evan Torres

How do you guys like my Surface SAS?

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

I think the time limit was more of a stamina limit than a training limit (though I do believe both are in effect).

I feel like I got the impression somewhere that the reason Dio was able to go so long was because he was a vampire and therefor had more stamina, though I can't cite this or anything so it's entirely possible I'm pulling it completely out of my ass.

I do agree that even super short time stopping abilities are incredibly useful, especially when they come with a superhuman punch ghost. There are a number of super mundane things you could just do impossibly well, the least of which is probably a really impressive crime spree.

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

Jimi Hendrix and the other guy Akira mentioned

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

I actually like him now

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

Pocoloco is just naturally lucky, but never took advantage of it.
It just talks. It's like Cheap Trick, but it says nice things and doesn't make you afraid to look behind you.

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

Haven't actually seen today's episode yet. I've been sleeping all day.

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

Narancia likes listening to Snoop and Tupac and Jotaro used Weird Al to see if Joseph was really Joseph

Jace King
Jace King

Technically any SAS can be a surface variant if you add a little screw to the forehead

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

Prince
Yukako

Weird-Al
End of Part 3 when Jotaro tries to find out if Joseph was really just joking about being DIO.

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

Hey Ya! doesn't make Pocoloco lucky, it just encourages him to make risky decisions.

So Hey Ya! is the most useless stand ever created, it just so happens Pocoloco is actually insanely lucky anyways?

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

his exact words were that his stand took her personality and pissed him off too much

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

The World would certainly be at least one of the most practical stands.

In no particular order, top practicality stands would be The World, Crazy D, Heaven's Door, Earth Wind Fire if it's even a stand, KC, GER, Oasis, Stone Free, Whitesnake, Dragon's Dream, D for C, Mandom, Hey Ya!, and PP

Kira puts his thing inside you
if anyone tries to learn about him, his thing explodes on them
time resets to when he put his thing in you
only the person with kira's thing in them remembers what happens
people who got exploded still explode no matter what changes in the new timeframe

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

Even his stand has standards.

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

http://www.strawpoll.me/10206061

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

Honestly, Bites the Dust felt rushed and a lot of things weren't explained properly. Especially in terms of how it starts.

But that's the gist of it for the most part. Anyone who tries to learn Kira's identity will die and then time starts over and they'll die for real in the next loop and it is a death that cannot be prevented unless Kira calls it off.

If Kira wasn't an autistic mess the arrow would have given him a better power. But... as we know he's exactly that.

Samuel Gomez
Samuel Gomez

What
I thought the entire point of Hey Ya! was that it explicitly tells you the correct action to do in every scenario to get what you want, it's like manufactured luck

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

Considering his circumstances I'm inclined to agree.
But his only objective was to remain inconspicuous, so compared to the batshit goals of the other villains he wasn't trying to do much.

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

Kira puts his thing inside you
l-lewd

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

no screw
shit/10

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

The fuck is up with this Surface figure? It's pretty off model and the color is much paler. What company made it? Play Arts Kai?

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

Nah, Araki said somewhere, I think it was in JOJOVELER, that Hey Ya! only gives Pocoloco confidence.

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

Im still upset Araki clarified that. For the longest time everyone just assumed Pocoloco had the most powerful stand in the series, and now it has been knocked down to literal worthlessness.

I liked the idea that the most powerful stand user was a chill nigga who watched the clouds, not a fast nigga named Pussy.

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

So Hey Ya! is the most useless stand ever created
Like DIO said, Survivor is worse.

Nope.
Remember near the one checkpoint early on in SBR when Pocoloco ends up not being in first?
IIRC it was because Hey Ya! fucked up.

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

Narancia listens to a lot of bands and artists.So Hey Ya! is the most useless stand ever created
Emperor is more useless. It's literally just a shittier Sex Pistols.
Pocoloco should've just went to motivation classes.

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

Hazamada's such a whiny asshole that even when he has an ability to create a perfect imitation of a girl he likes and make it do whatever he wants, he gets upset at her personality instead of fucking her
What a loser

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

It actually made Hey Ya! a lot more interesting for me.
A shame Araki was lazy about that name.

Jordan Butler
Jordan Butler

Do you mean Star Platinum?
Because if the time limit is only related to stamina and not The World being a better time stopper, I think Star Platinum is superior to it in every way.

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

They switched bodies and Trish even wanted his hairy ass monkey fingers

William Davis
William Davis

It never says he had no talent, it said he never learned. Lisa Lisa only learned after his death.

And in SC, there is still a pretty clear idea that Stand power is connected to the Ripple, just like Stands are connected to Spin in SBR.

Brandon Lee
Brandon Lee

Invisible gun with mind controlled bullets
useless

what

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

Emperor is more useless.
It's literally just a shittier Sex Pistols.
Infinite bullets
Can control said bullets
Invisible to muggles
More useless than Hey Ya!

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

Not having Gio x Mista as an option

What are you fucking gay?

John Flores
John Flores

assuming Josuke and Jotaro went full retard and really didn't stop the pain stabbing he could even have won if he hadn't been a petty idiot and pissed off those bikers

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

When is the OST coming out?

James Hall
James Hall

I thought that happened because Hey Ya! works long term, and what looked like a temporary defeat was actually necessary in the long term in order for him to end up winning the race
Also, is there any functional difference between being very lucky and having a stand that makes you very lucky? At a certain point, isn't that just a semantic argument

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

Dio spent all of part 3 doing exactly that, though. He wasn't trying to take over the world yet. He was trying to wait it out until he was at full power. And he failed and ended up having to fight before being fully powered up and nearly got killed because of it.

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

Invisible gun with infinite bullets that can be controlled with your mind alone
Emperor is a perfect assassin stand, Hol Horse is just an idiot.

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

Emperor is literally one of the stronger Stands shown. It's just that Hol Horse is an Okuyasu-tier user and he

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

He lost because of karma.

Lincoln Barnes
Lincoln Barnes

Sex Pistols is more useless. It's literally just a shittier Foo Fighters.

Brandon Clark
Brandon Clark

and he
user, y-you ok?

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Yeah it should have been more evident really. Like when Hey Ya was surprised by Johnny's nail shots.
He says he has to reassess the situation when he sees it.

Maybe Hey Ya is like a pocket mission control. He cant give you the 'correct' answer but he can give you the best possible option based on things going on around you.

Really its not that bad. Hey ya is literally just a really calm guy who is paying attention for you and trying his best to point you in the right direction.

Damn i really wish pocoloco got a stand battle now. It didnt even have to be important to the story. I just would love to see him kick Diego's ass or something, just by having Hey Ya point out stuff like a snake in a nearby bush or something.

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

As the series kept on going it got established that stopping time is VERY stressful for his heart and that Jotaro only got as far as he did against Dio was because he really fucking pushed himself just due to how mad he was. Which he could get away with because of his age.

As he got older that's no longer very practical and he could very well kill himself and he probably would have if he tried practicing it for a long time. Time Stop isn't the most useful sort of ability to have anyway when you're attempting to live a normal,non-criminal life style anyway so for him nothing of value is really lost. Just goes to show you how shit of an ability Time Stop is. Gold Experience would wrek both the faggots. Wouldn't even need Requirem/10

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

Nah, Foo Fighters is just a shittier Tusk.

Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

Don't talk shit about Hol Horse. Number One will getcha everytime!

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

King Crimson skipped the end of his post

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

DIO didn't even try and hide. He just chilled in Egypt waiting to show off his STANDO POWAH and kill the Joestars.
He needed their blood to heal his neck anyways.

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

Tusk is just a shittier Ball Breaker.

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

WHO WAS FOO FIGHTER'S ORGINAL USER

Nathaniel Lee
Nathaniel Lee

In a way it's similar to Yasuho's stand except it doesn't give an A or B option.

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

Oh shit, Hol Horse has snapped! Everyone get down before he

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

Ball Breaker is a shittier Grateful Dead.

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

Jolyne's lawyer

Kevin Ward
Kevin Ward

idk lol senpai

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

Dave Grohl

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

Hey Ya's power is literally just being a bro, and in every way it's the best stand power anyone could ever ask for.

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

user!? user ARE YOU OKAY???

Kayden King
Kayden King

Seriously, all he had to do was hide and shoot within 50m of the party and he could kill half of them easily.

Polnareff isn't fast enough to stop the bullet, and probably wouldn't even notice it until it killed him. Kakyoin's Emerald Splashes are easy as fuck to break, I'm sure the bullet would go through them and kill him. Joseph's stand can't do shit to Emperor. Magician's Red and Abdul may be able to stop the bullet by burning it, but I don't know. And while Star Platinum could punch the bullet away (or even catch it), J. Guile could hold him in place with even a small shard of glass while Hol Horse kills him.

It's just that Hol Horse doesn't understand how to fight and not be a Cowboy, facing off his opponents like it's a spaghetti western. I swear, it's like he

John Richardson
John Richardson

Most retarded stand idea of all time will always be invisible zombies.

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

Is this like the Candlejack meme where

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

No, he was hiding and waiting for the neck to heal on its own by drinking a lot of blood. He said so at least a couple times. He didn't need the Joestar's blood, or else he wouldn't have tried to have the group killed before reaching him.

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

QUICK

HOW WILL THEY CHANGE LOVE DELUXE?

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

Okay /jojo/
I dont want to fucking alarm anyone, but there is a goddamn stand user in this thread.

He destroys anyone who talks about Hol Horse. I dont know what he

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

when was this

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

I'm kind of hoping David Pro does this for every stand from now on

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

user ARE YOU OK?

Hunter Perez
Hunter Perez

He did say Magician's Red would be the one that could give him and J. Geil the most trouble so I think the only ones that could stand up to him would be Avdol and Jotaro assuming he wasn't stupid of

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

Nigga are you seriously role playing on chinese cartoon image board? At least pick a less shittier char

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

or that meme where you reveal the boss nam

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

Post quality Koichi faces from this episode.

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

Part 6, the user himself turned into an invisible zombie at the beginning of the fight because he was quickly killed.

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

best stand in the world
use it to annoy people

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

Shit.

It must be the Emperor Requiem. It has given Hol Horse a new ability, which means now he

Cameron Jenkins
Cameron Jenkins

Stone Ocean

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

Love Delight
Heart Deluxe
Love Love
Love To Fucks

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

I actually really fucking like Paisley Park, I like the way it looks but mostly I just really fucking love its abilities.

It really depends on how infallible it is, like if you tried to find the location of something lost or if you tried to google search nuclear launch codes, I'm not really sure at what point its capabilities end, unless of course I'm just forgetting a part where they figure out where its capabilities end (I could have forgotten, with how slow it comes out I tend to have to go back and re-read older parts just to remember shit). It seems incredibly good at finding shit or getting you what you want no matter what and I imagine it would make you super competent at almost any job if you let it.

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

Luxurious Affection

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

That's ok we just need to not talk about Hol Horse and

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

Opulent Love

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

Most retarded Stand
Not this sad sun of a bitch

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

Guys if you're a girl then don't worry. Hol Horse is the nicest man in the world, and he

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

The Emperor Requiem.
Automatically kills anyone that mentions Hol Horse and he

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

I am coming for you Hol Horse your shitty stand will be de

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

I would just use crazy diamond, and go to junk yards restoring old cars and car parts to brand new. I can also never pay money for car repairs too.

Most useful stand in so many ways

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

another sad case of broken stand being used by a retard-itis

Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

Can't wait for Highway Star so I can do a mashup with it and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

STOP TALKING ABOUT HOL HORSE OR HE'LL

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

Can fire off laser beams
Is a literal sun

The stand itself is fine. It would've been a serious threat if the user wasn't another throwaway comedy relief.

Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

they actually made her cute instead of intimidating

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

Part 4 will only be 39 episodes
then comes part 5
you will likely live to see the part 6 indoor outer space fight animated
I'm so happy

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

From what i can tell, combat wise, it finds the best option for you that is nearby, and uses it.
However how effective it is based on what is nearby, making its reliability a little less than desirable. I mean if your best option is "Beanie Baby" or "Empty Toilet Paper roll" you might be fucked.

I do like how it works like a GPS though. I like how it reassesses the situation if you run out of time or 'miss a turn'. Makes since that its a map i guess.

Left punch here.
in 2 seconds, kick his groin
your foot's destination is directly in front of you.

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

She was also cute at first in the manga when she was confessing to Koichi. She only became intimidating later when the crazy started to show up. Then she mellowed out again.

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

implying

Cooper Harris
Cooper Harris

Who would win in a battle Hol Horse or Dia

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

On the off topic of confusing stands...

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlpByUfVGHY

Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

A whiny manlet is the role he was born to play.

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

Yeah, but also

It is actually a mini SUN

That shit is suicide without a giant A/C like the user had. It's actually useless in any environment that wasn't the one they were in, because you can't hide a big A/C booth in a fucking city block when Sun can only be a few meters away.

Bentley Sullivan
Bentley Sullivan

let's wait until the episode to make that judgement, I think they're just throwing a curve ball for animeonlys

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

watching a censored anime

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

Dragons Dream was so fucking stupid holy shit. So was Sky High and Bohemian Rhapsody. The entire part had the most retarded stands.

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

Diavolo cosplay
he's walking down the stairs, not up
One fucking job.

Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

Maybe it could find the best possible way to use that beanie baby and you would actually end up winning because of it somehow.

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

If it's just two episodes (not confirmed, only two are known but we don't know what the one after it is so it could be another Yukako ep) then it'll end way later than that. Yukako is 9 chapters long and her at his window isn't even all the way through the first three.

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

That nigger is dead so he can't sue people for saying the names of his songs out loud anymore.

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

Bohemian Rhapsody has to be the stand with the easiest-to-manipulate weakness; OC Donut Steels.

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

That is what happens when you create too many stands users, it also comes with weird sense of fashion

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

There's no way this can happen, Hol Horse dissapeared after part 3.
Wait a minute, i think i know what's happening. He has the power to

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

She actually looks more terrifying than pretty here.

Imagine you are sleeping and an Asian school girl presses her face against your window

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

Shit with Crazy diamond you could probably make a mint single-handedly saving the environment

Open a recycling plant that's just your fucking shed and just reduce garbage down to base materials with 4000 punches per minute (that's a lot of plastic bottles). Have folks pay you a quarter of what it takes to run a recycling plant and live a comfortably wealthy life.

30 years of this and I feel like you'd make a serious dent in at least your nation's landfills.

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

His estate could still sue

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

homo refugee camp of Sup Forums

gets aids yo ufruity faggots

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

Basically it points to the safest places to be.

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

I love dragons dream. It was fucking stupid, but how can you hate a dick ass stand that doesnt give a flying fuck about its user.

i mean, shit can be deadly provided your opponent doesnt figure out how your stand works (or your stand isnt a cunt for a change and doesnt tell them)
Being able to dodge any attack, and make any attack hit by just standing where the arrow points.
Being able to instantly teleport your attack into a spot that would 100% hit your opponent by touching the stand.

Dragons Dream is fun. he would be pretty badass if he only gave a fuck.

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

I dream of this every night
of course my room is on the second floor though

Nicholas Morris
Nicholas Morris

It's like Araki was practicing for Part 6 with that drawing on the right.

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

POST ANIMEONLY THEORIES
SCREENCAPS PREFERRED,BUT NOT REQUIRED

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

It's like Hey Ya only worse

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

Even your stand loses respect for you if you start drinking your own piss

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

There was one guy who thought Yukako had the hots for Josuke.

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

THAT YELLOW DICK IS THE MAIN VILLAIN

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

Or be a healer, by healing someone's cancer, aids, stds. (I'm assuming crazy diamond can heal that)

Although you'll gain more attention as some mystical healer, probably be questioned by nut jobs and super religious people thinking you're a God and have followers.

Or you could just walk around hospitals punching cancer patients with your stand, with no one knowing.

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

Considering that is exactly how it was beaten, id say so.

Has anyone done a COLD STEEL edit with Put Back yet?

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

One thing I dislike about Part 4 is that people like Yukako, Tamami, and Hazamada don't get to help out against Kira's Stand user allies.
Imagine if Yukako would've happened to come across Kira punching a donut sized hole in her husbando. I'd love to see that fight

Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

Loved the cameo in today's episode. You think that song at the end is Akira's theme?

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

DIO is alive
Okuyasu dies
Joseph is not a senile old man

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

The absolute limit for a human is 5 seconds. DIO was only able to go higher because he was a vampire and had unlimited stamina. He just needed to train The World because Stands are latent from birth so DIO had the potential to unlock it back when he was a human and he would get a maximum of 5 seconds. Because he became a vampire then unlocked his Stand, it still had limits set on it because it was intended to be used by a human. Given time, it would allow him to break past the 5 second limit with training as it acclimatised to having a vampire as it's user. Jotaro can't ever stop time for more than 5 seconds at all ever unless he becomes a vampire since it's so incredibly stressful on the body and spirit. He says it's exhausting to stop time even for those 2 seconds, a problem DIO doesn't have since he can't ever be tired.

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

Joseph is not a senile old man
This is not hypothetical

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

I don't think Crazy D can cure diseases but it could certainly fix broken bones and other wounds

John Myers
John Myers

But she'll be reduced to a hand.

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

Giorno and Jolyne would end with lewd, steamy hand-holding

David Scott
David Scott

Sometimes I want to listen to their reaction because they are so naive like a dog in Jojo bizarre adventure.

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

She wouldn't even be able to scratch him unless she uses YANDERE POWAH

David Martinez
David Martinez

Why would Giorno want to hold hands with a girl?

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

Speaking of which, couldn't Josuke fix Okuyasu's dad? He didn't even try.

James Evans
James Evans

Jotaro actually turned into a vampire in the end of Stardust Crusader.

That'll explain why he's looks younger here.

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

Hey ya gives motivation and supernatural planning and descision making.

He can probably extrapolate the best choice with any information he is given at the time the more the better.

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

They kept the dick at least

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

Probably not, because he's healthy and even heals himself when wounded. That's just how he is now.

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

because they are so naive like a dog in Jojo bizarre adventure.
Dude....

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

Jotaro turned into a vampire at the end of SC
Borrowed the Aja stone from the old man and became the ultimate thing
Shinjiteru yo

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

Gio
There's this faggot again. God I wish Araki or Shueisha just officially romanized his name as Joruno.

Evan Hill
Evan Hill

I'm not sure but could Crazy Diamond or Pearl Jam cure cancer or diseases.

Caleb Parker
Caleb Parker

probably not

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

There are bound Stands which are bound to a physical object like Surface and the monkey boat. The positives of Bound Stands are that they don't reflect damage back since you're damaging the object, not the Stand. The negatives are that if the object is destroyed their Stand becomes useless or inaccessible and in some cases like Cream Starter (a Stand from Part 7 that looks like an aerosol can that sprays flesh) anyone can steal the object and use it themselves. And he didn't rape her because he found her personality so unappealing that he couldn't get it up. The manga doesn't word it quite that bluntly but it's a lot less vague than the wording in the anime. Hazamada will come back in a later episode and you find out more about how he was going to actually rape her but chickened out.

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

Gold Experience probably can

Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

they actually made her cute instead of intimidating

implying Yukako isn't the cutest

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

I don't understand why everyone is joking about Hol Horse.
One time I fought my friend in Heritage and he absolutely hated when I played Hol Horse, because all I would do is

Nathan White
Nathan White

Pearl Jam, with the right ingredients, was able to remove Tonio's lover's brain tumor.

Crazy Diamond would probably make it worse.

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

Better question: WHO could cure Okuyasu's dad?

Besides GER, I guess.

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

Gold Experience creates life
that's the opposite of what you want to do when you're fighting cancer
unless he creates some bullshit form of life that eats cancer cells

Jason Myers
Jason Myers

Go to bed, Ghost

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

Purple Haze could probably kill him.

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

There is a Rohan sidestory in which Tonio is looking for ingredients to cure her girlfriend from an incurable disease. So maybe Pearl Jam could cure most of them.

Lucas Reed
Lucas Reed

Killer Queen

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

Would you give him hand Sup Forums?

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

heaven's door could

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

If we go by Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan, Pearl Jam might provided he has the right dish and ingredients

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

unless he creates some bullshit
I thought that was what GE did

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

Current year
Not being a dick loving faggot
What're you gay?

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

Considering he only heals himself, you could probably kill him Cell-style; one-shot, nothing remaining after the first blow.

I don't think that's the case for Purple Haze.

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

Hayato instantly blew up
Kira has to press the button to get the nurse to explode
???

Levi Bennett
Levi Bennett

yfw Okuyasu's dad regenerates as fast as the virus eats him

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

Not Crazy Diamond. Pearl Jam should be able to fix cancer since it repairs the body. It might not be able to fix infections directly, but a body in good condition would have an easier time fending them off.

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

#1 explodes when someone touches it OR Kira activates it.

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

What was this guy deal?

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

Kira can set the bomb to detonate as soon as someone touches it, to have a detonator he can press or to have a timer

Evan Moore
Evan Moore

Florida

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

I have several animeonly friends.
They go right onto the wiki and just spoil shit for themselves right off the bat. There's like no sense of fun when they know Red Hot Chili Pepper's gonna jump out of the outlet and Akira makes off with the arrow, and then it gets worse when they keep saying it like 5 minutes before, right in the middle of character building.
I will admit that it's mildly fun that they keep saying the localized Stand names though. Zipper Man's gonna be a blast.

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

Theoretically, Heavy Weather.
It would work by sending subliminal messages to him to become human instead of a snail.

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

you guys are somewhat homo, right? even a bit?

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

heaven's door :^)

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

Dio went to a Michael Jackson concert
What?

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

read the manga

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

No we just steal things

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

No dignity

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

He was talking about seeing one of his concerts on tv during one of his homoerotic sleepovers with Pucci

Christian Thompson
Christian Thompson

Okay, honest question here.
Which stand is best for porn?

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

Show Off
Worse Company

why is it allowed

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

I want Star Platinum to star finger my anus etc.

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

Because the originals are not allowed.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

Jail House Lock.

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

The fucker made a cure for Purple Haze's motherfucking virus, i think GE can deal with cancer.

Austin White
Austin White

Where is her nipple?

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

THIS
FUCKING
FIGHT

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

surface
heaven's door
man in the mirror
killer queen w/ bites the dust
hanged man
hermit purple
probably more but i cant think of anything right now

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

Foo Fighters

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

Show Off, assuming you can get the woman you like to touch it.

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

Valend4cette

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

Oh ok, it was a Part 6 thing. Most of Part 6 aside from the very beginning and very end are just kind of a blur to me.

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

Valentine hair
Female body
Flat chest
I am confused

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

The world, you ever saw those Japanese time stop porns

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

Star Platinum
Because Star Finger

Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

DOJYAAAAAAAAAAAA~~N

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

I need a doujin about Koichi fucks yukao with a giant dick.

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

killer queen's name is changed to Hand Job

I wouldn't mind it.

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

no magical girl JoJo spinoff
Why even live

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

that clueless fucking expression on their faces

You'd think at least Jotaro would have enough of a brain to be careful about this shit after what he went through with Dio but nah, jesus fucking christ.

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

Surface
good choice

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

STOOOOOOOOOOPP

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

I was pointing it out as another JJL parallel.

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

Star Platinum if you want to straight up fuck one but if it's for specific fetishes you have a plethora to choose from.

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

Bohemian Rhapsody + hentai doujins
The possibilities are endless

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

The president was turned into a cosplaying loli.

It's perfect.

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

My chest and body are utterly flat!
They are those of "Justice"

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

Need doujin of Rohan Heaven's Dooring him into becoming his personal fuccboi

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

Hank Hill ass

Isaiah Perez
Isaiah Perez

fuck

Thomas King
Thomas King

Hey guys someone knocked on my door i'm going to see who i

Cameron King
Cameron King

5 seconds

Jason Miller
Jason Miller

flat chest
justice

Closer to crime, since it robs you of two, beautiful, soft globes made of fluffiness and love that should be there.

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

rohans_chinese_cowboy_impression

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

vampire speed

Jack Morris
Jack Morris

Excuse you, please refrain from expressing your shit taste any further.

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

what will user do with the other 4 secs?

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

someone who can't appreciate both

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

Tits are made of love and hope. They fill men with happiness and spread joy. However, some girls aren't born with dreams or hope. They live in a world of despair, and few make it out alive.

So for those few girls who manage to live without hopes or dreams, how do they survive?
By relying on the one thing God left in their chest, the heart! The heart that beats for justice! The best girls that throw away everything in order to fight for something more!
Flat chests can't be seen, just like justice can't be seen. But you know it exists in your heart!

David Parker
David Parker

I expected this, the second gay joke of the series

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

part five
only the second gay joke
How the fuck?

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

Couldn't they have used the original names and then change them when asked by the copyright holders?

Does law not work that way? Is it "sue first" instead of "ask first"?

Jace Fisher
Jace Fisher

That was beautiful user.

Jacob Turner
Jacob Turner

Howcome okuyasu's dad doesn't get burned by sunlight?

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

when a DFC hugs you, you're closer to her heart

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

He had to fill that quota eventually

Ayden Ortiz
Ayden Ortiz

part 5 is the straightest part

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

By not giving them a chance in the first place you save up on paperwork deals, communication, etc

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Pucci and DIO lay it on pretty thick in part 6.

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

when the fuck did Josuke have time to swallow a rubber glove?
This is almost worse than Jotaro sucking in Justice.

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

I know they do, I've read up to JJL, I just thought there had been more than two gay jokes by part 5.

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

You've opened my eyes user.

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

what always bothered me about justice is that nobody but Hol Horse tried to attack Enya and when he did he summoned Emperor on the hand that was being controlled

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

all those earphone jack charms
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THESE
I WANT ALL OF THEM
ALLOFTHEMMDNB

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

I'm glad other people are like this

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

Also they literally left it in the episode on the dudes locker

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

AAA

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

Never. In case you haven't noticed, the villains are villains by virtue of a character flaw that usually becomes their weakness.

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

If you're a girl and watch this series, what the fuck is the appeal to you? It's just a bunch of homo bodybuilders and their equally dieseled up punchghosts crying over each other.

I mean I'd expect WWE male soap opera fags but not chicks.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

I want those Sex Pistols

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

I want that smug fucking Heaven's Door popping out of my computer

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

woa bani\rr\a\\\\v\\\\vanilla ice\\\ sct\rotes

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

Doesn't he know how his great grandfather died?
is great grandfather didn't have a Stand.

Brody Miller
Brody Miller

He probably regenerates to quickly

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

Why the hell do you understand my feelings so well? Who are you!?

Wyatt Cook
Wyatt Cook

but they aren't the big as soon as part 5, and part 6 is female centric

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

jesus christ, I'm on the old scans for part 5

fuck, I really liked part 5 too

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

So about Hol Horse, why did he just join the

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

tfw no qt Foo Fighter charms

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

The Jesus fruit in part 8

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

Tubular fucking Bells has one

Eli Richardson
Eli Richardson

Narancia is so cute.

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

They use hira/kanji for Surface's name?
What do they call it in nipponese?

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

GET OUT
LEAVE
I'LL CUT YOU BITCH
LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

Show off?

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

Yes, he is.

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

likes flat chests
posts image from gay porn
Sounds about right.

I think smaller books can be great, but I've never been able to enjoy 100% flat chests.

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

But don't you like how everyone has the same personality now? It really makes the thing easy to speed-read!

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

What do you want the ED's of Part 5 and 6 to be?

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

That isn't the real Narancia
The real Narancia isn't nearly that cute
Fujoshi fanart isn't allowed around here

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

うわっ面 (Uwammen)

I have no idea what it means. Also all the Part 3 stands had alternate names in kanji too, like Hierophant Green being Hōō no midori (Green Pope).

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

So how did Toshikazu and company know about Jotaro's time stop? I know he probably wouldn't guard the fact that he can do it like Dio did, but it still doesn't seem like something he'd just blab about.

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

Phantom Blood is not a gay porn, user.

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

roundabout, I need you is pretty dope though

Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

I literally stopped for 3 months once I got to white album because of how bland the writing was translated

Parker King
Parker King

Part 5 ED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u84d7nY8pQ

Part 6 ED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9ha82_oh4k

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

I really, really want Gangsta's Paradise for 5 but I have a feeling it won't happen.

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

A queen song for part 6

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

Which Jojo main characters (any parts) would be the most likely to be a prostitute?

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

Polnareff blabbed

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

This one ok for you?

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

Giorno

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

Horse With No Name would be good for Part 7. And I always imagined Part 8 being Fantasy by Breakbot. Never could decide on the other parts though.

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

listens to rap
watches Fist of the North Star and named his stand after Aerosmith
Something just doesn't add up here.

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

No because my penis still twitched

Brody Clark
Brody Clark

Notorious BIG too.

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

oh no, this is really something, I'll push through it though

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

Do characters really name their Stands?

Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

instead of letting Hazamada learn his lesson and go on with his life, Josuke completely destroys his Stand

I forgot that happened. Why is Josuke such an asshole?

Carter Wood
Carter Wood

So is Yukako going to be 2 episodes long or 3? The arc takes up 9 chapters doesn't it?

Brayden King
Brayden King

why is no one scanlating part 5?

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

I want to hear Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi as one of the part 7 EDs.

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

He can just possess another mannequin.

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

Avdol named Star Platinum
Jotaro named Crazy D and Jolyne named Stone Free

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

Part 5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BIqtUdcbgg

Not sure about part 6 though.

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

I hope it's 2.

I need to get to Rohan and Kira quicker.

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

Giorno or Johnny, Jolyne to because she's always horny

William Phillips
William Phillips

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

Jolyne proved that they do at least, but I think there were even panels in earlier parts where it happened

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

You are hard to please, user.

Tyler Peterson
Tyler Peterson

They have different teams doing each part though.

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

the mannequin isn't his stand

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

No, you're just a homo

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

I mean, yeah. That's why I like Narancia.

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

Stop it, you'll give me a boner that isn't real

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

If the stand was destroyed that would imply that Hazamada would've died too.
It's not the doll that's the stand man.
Which sort of makes me wonder how many other stands are semi-formless like surface?
Part 3 i only recall Tenore sax being like that.
Part 4 I guess love deluxe and superfly
Part 5 with Mr. President
Part 6 had burning down the house, limp bizkit and bohemian rhapsody maybe?

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

Part 5: Hey Ya - Outkast
Part 6 : All the Things She Said- Tatu

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

Just embrace it already.

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

Narancia would've been better as a gril

but they are in a gang and it would make sense of he was male

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

No, this is wrong, the Narancia in the manga isn't this cute or slutty, it means my boner isn't real... it's a phantom of a boner! You're making my penis cease to exist! Is this your "Stand Ability"?!

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

It's occuring to me that stands bound to objects are kind of ideal. You get to do some crazy shit and don't even have the drawback of getting damaged when your stand does.
You can cut off all of yukako's hair, you can destroy Hazmada's manequins, You could break all of emporio's ghost equipment to pieces but they will never get hurt unless you attack them specifically.

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

Just tell him you want more dumbass.

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

not even gay though

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

All the Things She Said- Tatu

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Atom Heart Father
Achtung Baby

David Price
David Price

Of course you aren't

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

How you say that? Act-tongue? Ashtonyu? Eighttons?

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

yfw the BDs uncensor and extend this scene

Christian Roberts
Christian Roberts

yeah but they also can't fight back if you get your punch ghost close enough to them

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

She is pretty well endowed, good thing the boss isnt here to hear me say that

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

Ajtung

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

Ack-Toungue
Learn to pronounce German.

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

My balls boobs are pretty ensdowed too lol
Big big balls! nlike a boob inflated in my pantleg heheh

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

Sorry but I speak ok??

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

Ack-toung.

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

Narancia x Doppio doujin when?

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

my boss has a dick so big, it's like a bat in my mouth

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

This is immoral

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

Araki forgot

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

Daddy looking at me.

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

Don't get my hopes up you bastard.

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

tfw both of them die and not even in their own bodies

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

WILL I EVER BE FREE?

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

Doppio was a cunt tho

David Long
David Long

You take that back, you liar! Doppio was a cute and pure!

Justin James
Justin James

Favorite Stands? I fuck

William Diaz
William Diaz

He would kill and maim people for little to no reason and talked to ice cream and my friend frog. He was psychotic and belonged in a mental hospital.

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

tfw you remember that Stone Ocean starts with Jojo getting caught masturbating by a guard.
masturbation is actually a crime in US prisons, but Araki wouldn't know that

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

Isn't masturbation just a crime period? It should be desu

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

Yes I crossed the budget

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

user kun...were you raised catholic or something?

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

Were you raised to be a slut?

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

Crazy Diamond or Gold Experience, they'd be really nice to try a lot of stuff over and over

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

You need your dicked sucked like a good little boy.

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

Enjoy your testicular cancer.

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

I hope you're not going to cut off your balls

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

I'm going to find a dimension where I'm real and then I'm going to throw you at yourself

Angel White
Angel White

But I don't have those things.

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

What male Jojo would be the most likely to shave their asshole?

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Why you gotta be like that user kun?

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

kissanime died, where are you guys watching this week's episode?

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

No.

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

up yer nose XDXDXDXD

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

Boobytube

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

Everyone is most likely to say Gio, but Euromen like body hair.

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

streaming

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

i assume most people here download it

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

o-ok

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

pornhub

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

www.gaymidgetporn.com

William Lee
William Lee

I want to say Joseph, he is kind of gay
clacker anal beads

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

gogoanime

Cooper Russell
Cooper Russell

@uranus lmaofl

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

moar liek @urektum
lel amirite?

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

He jumped in front of a moving car to save a kid and did anything to please his boss. Doppio was a saint.

Julian Smith
Julian Smith

Kids are evil and so was Diavolo

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

My throat is really dry. Man, I'm parched! I need some water.

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

#GroanZone

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

More like, growin' zone, since Jojo is getting even more fans, you could say it is growin', which sounds like groan! Get it?

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

Fresh bread here
/a/thread/141497327#p141497327
/a/thread/141497327#p141497327
/a/thread/141497327#p141497327

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

Star finger seems like something any stand would be able to do since all Jotaro is doing is mentally reshaping his stand. It's not a whole lot different from when Kakyoin and Polnareff shrunk their stands to go inside Joseph's head.

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

Given the pace they're going now I can see 2 episodes. It'd be a tight squeeze but they can definitely do it.

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

Jolyne marries her love interest retard

Cooper Long
Cooper Long

No that's Irene

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

ack-tung (the 'ack' is sort of like a halfway between 'ack' and 'arc' if you have an American accent)

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

tfw you'll never see a comic about giorno and trish never getting their bodies unswapped
tfw you'll never get to see mista in trish's body shopping for new clothes to fit themselves with trish
tfw you'll never get to see the new mista become the second in command of passione while having her way with all of her new underlings, enjoying every second of her new body

i wanna die

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

thanks

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