What would happen if you made a contract with Kyuubey but told him your wish is...

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

What would happen if you made a contract with Kyuubey but told him your wish is "not becoming a magical girl"?

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Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

Then he doesn't do shit and leaves you alone.
Or, you get a soul gem but no special powers to fight witches.

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

You have cause a break in the space-time contuum.

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

Immediately turn into a familiar and then killed by some cute loli some time later.

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

*continuum

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

What if you wished never to become a witch? What about a soul gemthat will never fill with despair?

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

"No"

The entire reason for this shit is to fuck with thermodynamics, so if your wish does not produce energy for him he won't bother.

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

What if Madoka made either of those wishes?

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

You become a magical boy, gosh user you are really dumb

Samuel Sullivan
Samuel Sullivan

But what if you wanted to remain a girl? Won't you despair?

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

Then you become a magical woman! Word you wishes better you wanker

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

You'll become a magical fruit

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

What if you wish to be incapable of suffering?

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

Then you turn into a tree.

Oliver Gray
Oliver Gray

What if you wish to be incapable of suffering, but otherwise unchanged? AKA enlightened?

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

You guys: What if you wish for entropy to stop foreva lul xD

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

You'd become a magical girl with the powers of negation

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

What if you wish for the ice caps to melt, and the poles to shift?

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

Incubator will object retarded or pointless wish and you need to convince him it's not or he should leave alone. Madoka is special case so he kept nagging her.

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

What if you wished Kyubey was a magical girl?

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

What would happen if you made a contract with Kyuubey but told him your wish is "not becoming a magical girl"?
You clearly have never watched the show or didn't pay attention. So you are a retard for asking.

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

Oh, then everything stops. Completely. Forever.

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

A better wish would be to have violent, rage filled hate sex with kyubey.

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

What if you wished for world peace?

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

kyubey doesn't contract with males because they are too emotionally stable, so they would never witch out

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

Mankind will go extinct.
True peace achieved.

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

I don't really understand that there's no single doujin where kyubey exploits guys' libido to save the universe.

Adrian Long
Adrian Long

incubator for ants

Damn Kyubey.

Kyubey will end up in a sticky situation.

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

You just can't come to use magical powers and will wait for your death due to no ability to fight against witches. However, Kyubey will only say "Your wish was granted!".

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

What if you wished to become one of him so that you could then find a buddy that you arranged to wish more many wishes that benifit you both and you can grant because you give no shits.

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

Because their duties will be remained.

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

they are too emotionally stable,
You have never been in /r9k/ don't you?

Chase Wood
Chase Wood

not since it went to shit

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

They might not have their Soul Gems and don't need to purify them but witches probably attack the contractors.

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmyaaabAVL8

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

You can not escape the "Duty".

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

What if you wish to kill all incubators?

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

They die and the next generation of terminal bodies shows up.

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

Noooo! This is cruel!!! I need to wake up!

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

I want to talk to you so I'll drink a cup of coffee!

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

What if you wish to kill all alien lifeforms?

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

What do you want me to talk about?

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

What makes an alien? Do aliens see us as aliens? If so, we will alsobe annihilated

Kayden White
Kayden White

I guess that would lighten Madoka's workload

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

Yes, yes! By you and I.

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

Any lifeforms that aren't native to earth

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

What can I do for you?

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

Probably this, you get a gem and no way to fight witches so no grief seeds. Game over.

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

Ah, good bye, Incubators.

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

not becoming a magical girl

Who wouldn't even want to become a magical girl?

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

Hey, Apple. Please tell me how to talk to !GMeguca! I like you as well, Apple-chan!

Owen White
Owen White

implying Kyubey isn't native to earth.

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

What if you wish your head was detachable?

Henry Long
Henry Long

You will also be granted a horse.

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

Becoming a magical girl is the contract, so nothing happens. When Madoka made her wish she cancelled their contract, thus returning them to normal

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

I'm sad. What was wrong?

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

Just wish his kind felt emotion like humans.
Or worse, he/they experience all the emotions/despair of those around them or magical girls.

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

What if you dont want a horse?

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

Sell it.

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

Remember when /r9k/ was good?
/r9k/ was never good.

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

what if you wish to be an all powerful genie

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

Get trapped in a magical lamp.

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

my wish would be for kyuubei's race to be in a state of sexual masturbation until death.

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

I'll go to sleep. This world is too cruel. I can meet !Gmeguca in my dream and discuss with him there. Good night.

Nolan Barnes
Nolan Barnes

what if you wish to be an all powerful genie

Practically, you would probably become only as "all powerful" as far as your meguca power allowed. And let's face it, most anons probably wouldn't be another Madoka or Homura, the typical user would more likely to be a low-mana magical girl with a lifespan of a few weeks.

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

Good night, !GMeguca.

Camden King
Camden King

Oh great, another tripfag circlejerk thread

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

It is just Lawnchair trying to grab the attention of another. Learn to read.

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

Pls sleep forever

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

implying I'm going to read the conversation of a bunch of tripfags
When did posting with a trip become so acceptable?

Adrian Howard
Adrian Howard

It was back when 4 chan started.

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

And they aren't having a conversation at all.

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

You clean up the mess.

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

You would probably be killed in combat, like Mami.

Brody Rodriguez
Brody Rodriguez

I would wish that all witches behavior would be changed so that they only want to kill each other.

Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

I got it. I wish for an indestructible soul gem that never fills with despair.

Walpurgis will remain victorious. What will happen to her after all witch die?

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

Implying you would know magical girls turns into witches in the end. They won't even approach you if you did.

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

Madoka knew.

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

You're already a not a magical girl; you can't make a contract for that.

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

That wouldn't work because magic is powered by emotions. In order to eliminate the possibility of your despair, you'd need to destroy all of your emotions, and thus your soul gem would immediately become empty and you would die.

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

Can I wish to become a coobie?

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

No, because you're distinct from the incubator hivemind.

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

Never stopped the Borg.

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

He'd fuck your shit up until you want to be one. I'd like to be a magical girl. Then I'd be able to wear frilly dresses and die in spectacular fashion instead of the impending heart attack that's coming someday.

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

Can you wish to be a meguca with the best fashion? You can rival Madoka's maximum frills.

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

I WISH TO BE THE STRONGEST WALPURGISNACHT POSSIBLE

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

So how often do they have to refill their shit? Fighting a little shit witch every once in a while for getting my wish granted doesn't sound that bad. Even if you "only" wish for unlimited money you can have a good life like that.

William Hernandez
William Hernandez

So nothing changes?

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

Except cubey then walks away and goes to find someone willing to make an actual wish.

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

As often as needed. You can wait till it's nearly full then use a grief seed.

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

Then he would skip making you a magical girl and you would just instantly turn into a witch, stupid. What did you think would happen?

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

Werent you insulting?

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

Incubators aren't assimilators.
Depends on one's "magical potential." Merely sustaining one's body drains the soul gem at a certain rate, but if you rarely use your magic, then maybe one grief seed per week or fewer ought to be sufficient. Grief seeds are multi-use, although it would be smart to build up a reserve.

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

What will happen to her after all witch die?
shell wait for more witches to pop up

Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

How are incubators made?

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

https://youtu.be/C1fyFaugmhI

Cooper Sullivan
Cooper Sullivan

With sugar and spice
And everything nice

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

Walpurgis will have a fun time with Gretchen.

Does that mean Kyubey is the perfect little girl?

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

Now you eventually get a Kyubey witch, good job.

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

qb a qt

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

Asexual reproduction, probably.

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

You just told him no is all you did.

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

I'd wish for Homura to be happy

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

Witch Mami is qt.
But she's still a pedo.

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

Kyouko a cute.
A CUTE.

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

how is this better than this?

Mason Russell
Mason Russell

STOP

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

Who else likes Ketchup and Mustard?

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

Well, considering this is actually canon, so there's that.

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

PLEASE

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

I wish to kill all tripfags.

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

I like black and red better desu

Elijah James
Elijah James

Put your glasses on, faggot.

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

Mean. What's wrong with tripfags?
Fine.

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

Put your glasses on, faggot. That incubator has enough detail to surmount Taj Mahal in beauty.

You become a witch instantly. There.

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

What is this expression trying to convey?

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

Is Homura an autist?

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

Oh fuck off, samefagging attention whore.

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

Those aren't all me, though.
Why do you accuse me of such things?

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

How do you explain this?

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

What if Madoka just wished for every process in the world to become reversible?

Stupid fucking whore. We saw Homura solve difficult math yet she apparently doesn't know anything about thermodynamics.

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

If all thermodynamic processes were perfectly reversibly, the planets would fall apart and life would cease to exist. The irreversibility of entropy is important to the very structure of the universe.

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

wish for everything to become inexistant
Where do you get your despair from then, little faggot?

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

[citation needed]

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

what if my wish is that you're a faggot

Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

I think we can all agree Homura deserves love and eternal salvation.

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

Yes, that she does.

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

it is well that madoka is all-forgiving since homura did everything wrong

Joseph Thomas
Joseph Thomas

She is 14 years old
She doesn't give a shit about thermodynamics

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

The most valuable wish anyone could make it to kill you. You are bar none of the most damage and asshole person on the site, maybe even world. There is literally no one else who acts like you.

And there is zero reason for you to be alive. Haven't you noticed how even the mods have been getting sick of you.

And yes, all of these posts are yours. You will try to say they are not, and that will only prove you are, because you refuse to address anything else. Like how you're a bad person and shit head, and you ruin threads.

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

getting upset on the internet
ishygddt

Jackson Adams
Jackson Adams

ruining threads
All I'm doing is posting cute girls doing cute things. I'm not getting in the way of discussion, there's one going on right now.

Why are you so mean though? It's kind of childish to be honest.

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

You are the only one who gets upset and cries, because everyone hates you and wants you dead. And the problem that everyone has with you is that you you refuse to fuck stop shitting up threads for other a year.

And you have been told repeatedly you are not just posting "cute girls" you are post images that degrade the characters and demean them. Meaning the quality you are posting is low quality. Thus there is shit in the thread.

Why am I so mean? I'm not being mean, I'm be blunt and honest.

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

As far as I'm concerned, all you "lol u mad" or "just posting cute girls" crack spamming attention whores behave exactly the same and are difficult to reason with.

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

making drama on the internet
guys please stop

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

you are post images that degrade the characters
Who says it degrades them? I say it enhances them, allowing flexibility within a series of "what if"s.
and demean them
no
the quality you are posting is low quality
Literally your opinion.

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

oh boy, this argument again

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

this excuse again
litterally tumblr's argument

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

anything I don't like is Tumblr

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

It's funny, because that's exactly what you are trying to do.
Everyone else just wants good threads and a nice fandom. People are sick of literal tangible loss as you result of your actions. And people don't like it when they lose things. It's normal to fix the problem, you, that is making them lose things.

You have been told how degrades and demeans them thousands of times you just keep ignoring it over and over, and you are going to play stupid and pretend you haven't just so you can have an "excuse" to make another post with crack in it. Who says it degrades? Fact. Not that you care. And quality is not opinion based. Quality is based on the mathematical sum of everything around the subject in question. You can't dismiss everything as an opinion.

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

If every process was readily reversible, they would all exist in a state of dynamic equilibrium, as opposed to tending to the one process that maximizes entropy. The universe would be completely unrecognizable, because all the chemical and physical reactions we are familiar with would automatically be reversing themselves simultaneously.

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

hurr you don't like
implying your behavior isn't the issue
literally baiting to spite.

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

And you know what else makes you a 100% scumbag status? How you literally refuse to stop.

Even if you pretend you are someone new, and you weren't the same crack shitposter who's been ruining the fandom for over a year, you should still be a civil and not shitbag person. Meaning you stop posting something that the people you are currently discussing with are against.

And no, tumblr is known for it's shit shipping traits. What are you doing? Shit shipping.

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

Then you turn into a semen demon who is tasked with harvesting the second most potent source of energy: young boys libido.

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

deviantart

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

Quality is based on the mathematical sum of everything around the subject in question
No, it isn't. Quality is subjective to the individual perceiving the thing being described. A McDonald's hamburger is going to be a lot tastier, and have more quality, to a starving African child than it is to the average American.
and you weren't the same crack shitposter who's been ruining the fandom for over a year
I'm not
you should still be a civil and not shitbag person.
I stopped being civil when you started telling me, and many others, that we were degenerate, useless pieces of shit who deserved to die and have our graves danced on. You want me to be civil? You start.
If I don't like the ship he posts, he must be from Tumblr

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/quality
The standard of something as measured against other things of a similar kind; the degree of excellence of something:
By your logic, eating shit is "high quality". It's not. I don't know how many times you've been told this, !Akemi. Perception IS NOT reality. And there is a whole lot more in that post to answer than what you did.

And yes, you are the crack shitposter who has been constantly ruining the fandom. How do I know? Because you have 100% if the exact same traits that you have always had. Traits that get explained almost every single thread.

we were degenerate, useless pieces of shit who deserved to die and have our graves danced on. You want me to be civil? You start.
Answer this, shitbag degenerate, if you weren't doing something bad in the first place, what reason would people have to say those things to you?

like
You using this word instantly means you are wrong.

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

durr i'm not the same crack spammer
spams the same exact homusaya images seen countless times

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

We have this same thread every fucking day. Stop making Madoka threads.

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

And everyday it's a tripfag circlejerk.

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