How do you sleep with your waifu in bed?

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

How do you sleep with your waifu in bed?

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

get in the same bed
go to sleep

that wasn't hard

Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

like this

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

What happened to her leg in this picture?

And I just masturbate until I fall sleep because of exhaustion.

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

Reverse as in your pic OP. I keep her face pressing against my chest.

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

Do you have bigger boobs than her by any chance?

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

No, I'm male.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

Words can't express my desire for these kinds of situations.
Sadly, my waifu will forever be 2D and I am separated by a dimension from her.

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

His waifu doesn't have a DFC

Words can't express my desire for these kinds of situations.
Why? Please try to explain.

John Edwards
John Edwards

Why? Please try to explain.
user, he just said that words can't express it.

Brody Gray
Brody Gray

I would hope to be little spoon someday.

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

DFC is boring. My waifu has perfect B/C cup. It looks cute and innocent, but I still can fondle them and feel their softness.

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

I sleep in a separate bed because it's hot and I can't take comfortable position (and I need to change positions frequently before I fall asleep which can take like 30 minutes). in the same bed with someone. Too bed.

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

I'm asking him to try.

Ian Green
Ian Green

I don't because anons with a waifu need professional help.

Christian Green
Christian Green

I can't but I'll try.
It is the most intimate embrace imaginable, setting the mind at ease. Philosophers have debated this since the antique. You know the whole deal of humans being incomplete and looking for the half they were separated from?

In a certain myth, humans were two in one, Zeus didn't like it and split us into males and females. Basically a mini-instrumentality.

I want to be embraced in a way that I feel myself and my other half becoming one.

Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

Yeah, that's never going to happen user.

But at least you have us.

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

This is actually awful to sleep. The weight pressure on your limb cut the blood flow and after a while you want to remove your limb but you're afraid to wake your partner up. Also it quickly becomes too hot to have a 37°c bag of flesh pressed against you.

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

Will you embrace me?

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

When we finally get into bed, we get into the sweetheart cradle position, and just relax, chill and talk until one of us starts to fall asleep. As soon as that happens we switch into simple, but heartwarming spooning and we go to sleep.

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

If you are a cute girl I might consider.

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

alone

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

That's a no then.

Nicholas Lee
Nicholas Lee

That's why you should not take bottom arm under partner, just keep it along the body. For other person, weight of head isn't enough to cut blood flow or make it feel uncomfortable.
That's pretty comfortable and intimate position though.

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

Warmly and gently

Jason James
Jason James

So what do you guys do with your extra hand? I'm not sure what to do with it. If we cuddle I can't sleep my hand gets locked in and I can't move it without waking them up.

This guy gets it.

Robert Nelson
Robert Nelson

In a different bed because I have violent nightmares and kick people.

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

Sorry to let you down, user.

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

That's why you should not take bottom arm under partner, just keep it along the body.
It's not so bad if she doesn't weight much.

that's why skinny girls>""""hot"""" girls with cowtits

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

B/C cup

You don't know your waifu's exact cup size? What kind of monster are you?

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

How am I supposed to know it?

Michael White
Michael White

I usually imagine us spooning, I am the big spoon.

Robert Powell
Robert Powell

you dont stole her bra?

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

No, she can give me her bra anytime I ask.

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

being male irrelevant to question

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

I have her arms wrap around me as I snuggle closely into her chest.

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

Dunno. The other old fat horny guys won't let her.

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

With many tears and kisses.

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

Sometimes like this. Sometimes I spoon her. Sometimes she spoons me. Just depends on how we want to sleep that night. Gotta find a waifu first guys.

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

Well you can measure using the bra then.

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Post the Snake one.

Juan Green
Juan Green

I want to be the little spoon.

Josiah Lopez
Josiah Lopez

For you

Call me when my waifu became real then.

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

You're cool.

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

mythical sleeping position where neither of you has cut off circulation to a limb or two and actually feels comfy
DOESN'T EXIST

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

Citation needed

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

Like this.

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

means you have never slept with a girl. Just imagine Ranma 1/2. As in Akane and P-chan. While sleeping, the limbs flail all over and you hit each other. It is very, very rare where a person can maintain their overall body position while sleeping on a bed. You also fight for covers. Also there is snoring involved. Unless your wifu is a 90lbs loli type, its not comfortable to be tangled up sleeping.

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

It exists.

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

hes slept with a girl
LEAVE

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

Being a pillow for your waifu is the dream, why would you want to sleep through it?

James Edwards
James Edwards

A better question would be:
How would you cuddle with your waifu in bed?

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

You also fight for covers
I'll just buy huge ass covers.

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

LIKE THIS

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

I don't sleep with her because I might crush her!

Jacob Perez
Jacob Perez

Sleep is for the weak.

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

sleeping

Luke Price
Luke Price

Like this

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

Like in the OP pic, but less stiff and awkward.
Preferably it's after we've had sex and she's playing with my hair.

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

she's ded so i don't

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

You don't and you can't.

You sad losers.

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

legs are not supposed to work like that

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

They can when they're not so fat you've essentially lost all your joints like you.

Zachary Cooper
Zachary Cooper

So normal peoples' legs naturally just curl up in the shape of a spiral?

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

Not with that attitude.

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

spiral

user are you dumb? It's a pillow. It bends and compresses very easily. You only need to slightly bend your leg inward and around the pillow and it will easily reshape itself to end through your leg.

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

Try sleeping with someone that isn't a landwhale user.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

Your average person can't find solutions to this inconvenience.

Is OK user, at least you are trying. I won't spoon feed you the pleasure of finding it out.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

mythical

James Green
James Green

the other two seasons of symphogear weren't even close to the gayness of the first one
Fucking why

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

All these normalfags
I'm scared because soon there's going to be no more forever alone, 3DPD hating wizards around and it will just be a bunch of 16 year old facebookers talking about what anime they're going to stream on chrunchyshit today. Then I really will be alone.

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

I'm with you, user.
I'm with you.

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

I'm with you, user.
I'm with you.

Owen Garcia
Owen Garcia

Considering that the number of wizards is only growing in this society, the only thing that's going to change is where they gather.

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

Having two LITERAL dykes
Not gay enough
It's just that Bikki and Miku weren't.

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

I slept together like 4 times and never had problems like that. Sure sometimes I got arm uncomfortably stuck, but it was only on beginning so there was no fear waking up. We always fall asleep in one position and wake up exactly the same, without any waking up in the middle of night or fighting for cover.
I guess I was lucky.

Cuddling with a girl doesn't make you any less forever alone or a wizard.

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

This is actually a real thing.

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

Don't worry user.
I know this feel.

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

Only Rei could be so autist to wear a latex suit to sleep.

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

Like this.

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

this is exactly how i do it

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

citation needed

William Allen
William Allen

This only makes the covers stronger.

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