There are actual people on Sup Forums who would rather get continually yelled at by...

Ian Morales
Ian Morales

There are actual people on Sup Forums who would rather get continually yelled at by Asuka than cuddle in bed with Rei.
mfw.

All urls found in this thread:
https://youtu.be/HN-vpUgEu-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUDaoXHFnhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_1t-97hOjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkqob-SDPzA
Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

People fetishize abuse. This isn't something exclusive to Sup Forums.

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

There are actually people who have any waifu from Evangelion

Utter bitch who physically and verbally berates nearly everyone
Creepy semi-alien who ends the world
Yapping slob with severe daddy issues

Why the fuck are these three considered anything to write home about?

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

But the creepy semi-alien is cute. CUTE!

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

Both are top tier purveyors of feels.
The success of the anime owes a lot to the complete crumbling of the setting we see in the last episodes : everyone dies, or leave, or fail, with all of it climaxing in the third impact.

And in this setting we have two cute girls, who'd just need a big hug to be happy, but none of them is saved.
This is beautifully frustrating, and gives birth to a desire to set things right.

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

Is Sephirotic never ever coming back and finishing his batch?

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

is best nge girl any more of a "slob" than the average poster here? let's be fucking honest

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

cuddling with toilets

I suggest you see a psychiatrist and stop being a faggot, OP

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

Rei looks like a toilet seat

Eli White
Eli White

You deserve this one OP.
Keep going toiletman.

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

There are people who want to cuddle with an inoffensive toilet with no personality instead of an actual person

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

All toiletlovers shalt be eternally scarred with my truthposts

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

there are people who find this attractive

bottom jej

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

Rei is ugly as sin

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

Asuka is not a degenerate slob like Rei is

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

Rei a cute. A CUTE !

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

AYO HOL UP

*smacks lips*

WHERE DA TOILET BITCH AT?????? WE WANNA GIT OUAH DICKZ WET MANG

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

toilet
cute

Pick one and only one

Isaac Sanders
Isaac Sanders

rei having nipples

did you watch the show?

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

Rei actually has a chance at looking decent this time around

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

This

Toilets don't have nipples

Asher Wright
Asher Wright

Rei literally eats herself

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

You don't like toilets? Don't worry, perhaps Rei's true form is more your taste

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

Why would anyone want to spend the night in a bathroom hugging a fucking toilet

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

There's someone actually filling captchas after captchas in order to call Rei a toilet.
He does it for free.

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

So when does the memeposting end?

Rei and Asuka a cute.
Mari a fuck buddy.

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

There's someone actually filling captchas after captchas in order to call Asuka a tranny.
He does it for free.

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

Rei with a fake personality because she doesn't have one

Rei a shit.

Asher Harris
Asher Harris

So, which was the superior Rei ?

Rei 1 ?
Rei 2 ?
Rei 3 ?
Pokanami ?
Q-Rei ?

I think the answer is obvious.

Benjamin Evans
Benjamin Evans

Asuka.

Jason King
Jason King

What was the plot of Evangelion anyway?

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

People are crappy, but can be nice.
Also, when offered, pilot the fucking giant robot.

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

A man's attempt at cucking the world fails as his son cucks him out of his daughteru.
Truly the Evangelion of anime.

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Rei got cucked by Asuka

Henry Young
Henry Young

This is what asukafags call "winning"

John Green
John Green

Yes. Did you see what happens next?

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

This disgusts me.

Easton Butler
Easton Butler

Rei got cucked by a lot of things. Boy literally chooses misery over immortal union with her.

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

And Rei is a cuck

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

https://youtu.be/HN-vpUgEu-0

Does this mean it's coming soon finally?

John White
John White

Shinji didn't have a chance with either of them. He could've banged Misato if he wanted, but Shinji's smart enough not to stick his dick in crazy.

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

There are actual people who wouldn't want hate sex with Asuka and would rather fuck their mom

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

Manga-Rei is the true patrician's Rei

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

This is cute.

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

Manga-Rei has a hand-holding fetish.
This is lewd.

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

Well fuck you, OP.

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

Implying he didn't pay for the pass

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

This is why Ritsuko is objectively best girl.

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

Cuddle
Rei
Like cuddling with driftwood.

Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

Hooking up with Shinji
"winning"

John Hughes
John Hughes

Driftwood doesn't have smooth pale skin, firm breasts and silky blue hair.

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

Nothing of the sort happened, shippy.

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

trying to derail Goddess Emperor of Earth's thread with toilet posting
how can Mansuka even compete with an actual God?

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

They'd say no to this.

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

here goy pilot this giant robot with no training
kill angels
philosophy
people being mean
what is the purpose of X Y Z
kill more angels
what am I
kill more angels
final episodes, I wonder how this will end
last two episodes
spirituality
gore
spirituality
what the fuck did I just watch?

PS whens the last movie coming out?

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

Fixed that for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUDaoXHFnhY

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

still no release date

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

He said in the comments that he is getting close. Pretty neat video, tough.

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

How long after the nip version release do the dubs come out?

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

It also doesn't feel poka poka. QED.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

Ahhh, the powers of autism.

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

I love cold, mean women. I love them so much.

I also would love to have an actual struggle with a woman before I overpower her and fuck her senseless while she calls me inadequate.

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

me big man ooga booga me overpower me alpha male
Can you spew this puerile tripe elsewhere? Literal pornhub tier comment, faggot. Consume cyanide.

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

Asuka a sloot.

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

See bottom of post above yours regarding cyanide. Also kill yourself for bumping this thread on a worthless post you little summerfag.

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

Can you spew this puerile tripe elsewhere? Literal pornhub tier comment, faggot. Consume cyanide.
You don't seem to get it. I don't always want to dominate women. That gets old very quickly. The thing with Asuka is that unlike most other women, she would actually put up a fight which would make it fun. I would be more than happy to have normal sex or even be dominated by her, but having a girl who would actually make it fun would be great.

Also I just love getting berated and insulted.

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

I would be more than happy to have normal sex or even be dominated by her, but having a girl who would actually make it fun would be great.
Also I just love getting berated and insulted.
Oh. That's fine then. I see you also have great taste.

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

And of course, post quoting fucked up. I'm not even going to bother with the deletion timer, you'll figure it out.

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

A short haired Kuudere cutie is better than an ugly raging Tsun bitch any day.

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

that feelerino when you copy paste the first face you drew onto the other person and only slightly modify the mouth before you add the hair

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

計画道りだ

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

What does that mean ?
Google translator doesn't help.

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

not understanding chinese on a chinese cartoon website

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

B-but is not dandere?

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

tfw I like rei AND asuka

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

Shit taste, might as well end it like Rei did.

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

Which Rei would you fuc?
I, II, or Q?

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

U mean Rei II, Rei III, or Rei Q?

PS. wtf is Rei Q? The one from the movie?

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

PS. wtf is Rei Q? The one from the movie?
yes, best rei (although worst personality)

Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

What a silly question. Obviously Rei III. Not only is she best Rei, but she also has the best theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_1t-97hOjI

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

Rei II a cute, though.
The commander also needs some pokapoka.

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

Kuudandereyan. Cold over spergy covering sweet hiding the Rapture.

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

tfw !clones

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

is dead

RIP. If only a kinder and newer admin would unban you.

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

no answer is a correct answer

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

Fuck off, relativist. Objective truths exist. Here's one for you: Rei would make a better long-term partner than Asuka in every circumstance.

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

Rei a shit empirically and objectively.

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

Hey Sup Forums. I'm a /co/nrad. I generally avoid Sup Forums stuff like the plague, largely because I've had bad experiences with weebs of the worst kinds. I mean I used to hang out with people who would wear naruto shit to school and talk about nothing but anime in every conversation. Once I got away from them I indulged in purely western shit, but I recently watched One Punch Man, since it's basically as /co/ as anything on /co/, and I've been beginning to realize that maybe I shouldn't shun the whole medium just because I ran into the worst of it. This is a really long winded way of saying: I haven't seen nge and want too, but have literally no fucking clue where watch it or if there's some special order I'm supposed to watch the show and movies in.

Can Sup Forums help?

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

Except the circumstance where she dies ending the world. Which is every circumstance.

Connor Nguyen
Connor Nguyen

There's more Reifags than Asukafags for once

Amazing

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

I'm glad you've discarded your irrational prejudice for the entire medium, but have you tried using your brain to answer that longwinded question of yours?

More to the point: Can Sup Forums help? Yes. Will Sup Forums help? Lurk more, and consider that what you're asking has an extremely obvious answer.

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

Which interpretation of Rei's theme is the best, outside of the original trio?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkqob-SDPzA

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

All I can find is the dubbed version.

Aiden Anderson
Aiden Anderson

That's really too bad. See? Even Rei is sad for you. You should lurk some more until you're able to find your readily found answer. Good luck, user!

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

Shinji's a fucking moron for giving up eternity with Rei. Who cares if he has to share the tang pool with everyone else, we're talking eternity with the best girl.

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

Nice rebuttal, faggot. SEELE did nothing wrong.

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

spend more time on the internet

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

asukafags
people

Pick one and only one.

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

Asuka is literally me
I'm even a tranny

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

cuddle in bed with Rei.
I already have a body pillow though.

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

when will you fucking faggot stop waifuing girls that each one is a literal symbol of a mental disorder you fucking retarded

EVA is about depression, it's not a self insert wish fulfillment power fantasy for otakus, it's been 20 years get fucked already

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

it's not a self insert wish fulfillment power fantasy for otakus

But that's exactly what it's become

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

that's the cancer that needs to be cut out from the fanbase

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

Why would you post this?

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

As a last final fuck you to the fans, anno said he will release it never

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

implying the whole point of nge is for anno to make you as angry as possible

David Evans
David Evans

The whole message of eva is that it's better to love human beings than gods

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

you will never create anything as beautiful or as truthful as EVA

why even live, Sup Forums?

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

Are you certain of that? Have you even tried? You might be giving up prematurely.

Hudson Bell
Hudson Bell

I have been writing all my life, user. Never have a I scraped against a scintillionth of what Eva did to me.

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

Q isn't Rei.

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

Same. Feels good man.

Evan James
Evan James

Rei 1/2/3 are the same Rei. So that one.

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

tfw want to get scale figures of Misato, Asuka, Rei and Shinji
tfw all are prize figures
tfw Shinji doesn't even have one decent figure
Give Evangelion's popularity and 21 years, shouldn't there be more quality ones?

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

The only Shinji merch that sells is when he's with his husbando.

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