Haifuri

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

girls who have done everything wrong edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/カレーライス
http://exhentai.org/g/934518/6ff775540f/
http://hlj.com/scripts/hljlist?qid=YE4Z08ZCUR3NQ&q=1&DisplayMode=images&Sort=std&Word=marikouji%20kaede&set=1&Dis=-2&inStock=0
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1900
http://www.combinedfleet.com/baddest.htm
http://www.navweaps.com/index_tech/tech-040.htm
http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_16-50_mk7.htm
Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

last episode Mike attempts a heroic rescue
this episode she retreats
Well that was anticlimactic

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

The funny thing is a proper captain would have locked her ass up in the brig for all of her insubordination and insults.

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

/a/thread/141520378#p141533123
What? 80°F=26.7°C is hot? Where are you from? It have been advised that never turn your air conditioner below 28°C=82.4°F

/a/thread/141520378#p141535959
What? Never heard of that salt/ice mixture in my life

/a/thread/141520378#p141536531
Human body tempeature was supposed to be 96°F but then later it's found out to be inaccurate

/a/thread/141520378#p141527823
You know, medi is not part of science. Well, Med is her interest on her profile. Thus the scene were probably draw for effect.

/a/thread/141520378#p141536600
less part mean mean less redundancy

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

meh, mind control rats really killed the fun out of Haifuri threads

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

No bullying Kuro. She's just speaking her honest thoughts.

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

It really did, I loved the grimdark memes

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

but that's not torpedo-chan

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

So are trump posters that post MAGA image macros. Should I not bully them too?

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

can genetic manipulate rats
flight is impossible!

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

MUH REALISM

Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

What a slut.

William Hughes
William Hughes

It was the right thing to do. The only reason she fell off her skipper was because it was dangerous to board the Musashi. Now with the antibody, however, it might be finally the time.

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

This anime really isn't good.

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

So what type of ships are Kaga and Akagi if there are no carriers?

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

The people in their world are actually saner than ours.

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

The only one in the wrong here is the Captain for not throwing insubordinate fuckers in the brig for the rest of the cruise.

Jace Green
Jace Green

They have blimps. Get a brain Maron.

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

Captain Mike will never personally save your sorry ass after you fucked up
Why even enlist?

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

Are you saying man was never meant to fly?

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

Why must you ask what should not be asked, user?

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

Do haifuris have a space program and satellites and shit?

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

They have cellphones so they must have satellites, right?

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

I thought technically cell phones communicate with a coverage tower, so only the towers have to be connected to each other. Satellites are just convenient for connecting towers.

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

Well I know that Kaga was originally supposed to be a battleship, so maybe they both became BBs but I still would like confirmation

They could just be using balloons and radio towers

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

I'm glad those fuckers left.

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

Maybe they carry these things

Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

I haven't been watching, did explain why the teacher whatever went full retard?

Grayson King
Grayson King

What did he mean by this?

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

Battlecruisers probably. Akagi was originally an Amagi-class battlecruiser before she was converted into a carrier due to the treaty.

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

This still has the potential to go grimdark even if the chance of it doing so are really low.

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

Yes. Evil rats that control your mind.

Ryder Clark
Ryder Clark

I would imagine if those things would make impressive bombers if it ever went grimdark.

William Fisher
William Fisher

Never happening. It was never going to be grimdark. Anyone that actually expects it are just being delusional at this point. Just sit back and enjoy the cute girls on cute battleships doing cute naval warfare things.

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

You need an 18 inch dick for a 18 inches tits

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

They were apparently good counters for submarines
During the war some 532 ships without airship escort were sunk near the US coast by enemy submarines. However; only one ship, the tanker Persephone, of the 89,000 ships or so protected in convoys escorted by blimps was sunk by the enemy.[4] Airships engaged submarines with depth charges and, less frequently, with other on-board weapons. Airships were excellent at driving submarines down, where their limited speed and range prevented them from attacking convoys. The weapons available to airships were so limited that until the advent of the homing torpedo they had little chance of sinking a submarine.[5]

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

Did Minami kill herself in the end

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

Well, duh. What is the submarine going to do to it? Fire it's torpedoes at it?

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

Onee airship, a K-class airship from ZP-21, was destroyed by U-boat. On the night of 18/19 July 1943 K-74 was patrolling the coastline near Florida. Using radar, the airship located a surfaced German submarine. K-74 made her attack run but the U-boat opened fire first. K-74's depth charges did not release as she crossed the U-boat and K-74 received serious damage, losing gas pressure and an engine but landing in the water without loss of life. The crew was rescued by patrol boats in the morning, but one crewman, Aviation Machinist's Mate Second Class Isadore Stessel, died from a shark attack.

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

Goddamnit that ending fuck. Fuck spoiler that shit.

Zachary Ward
Zachary Ward

The better question is what Ikoma is. The WW2 Ikoma was never completed and was meant to be a carrier from the ground up. Its predecessor was a battlecruiser scrapped in the 1920's. It's a mountain, so following Japanese warship naming convention, it's another heavy cruiser?

Connor White
Connor White

Since there's no treaty, it probably is just a battlecruiser in this verse.

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

Frikadelle
not Fleischpflanzerl

You had one job, Japan

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

died from a shark attack

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

Dude 80°F is fucking horrible, especially if you're inside so theres no breeze

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

not Fleischküchle
user bitte

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Why is Takao/Atago so menacing-looking in this pic?

And where did her chrysanthemum seal go? Cruisers historically got them.

William Cooper
William Cooper

If that's not an imperial commission, then the chrysanthemum crest wouldn't be there. The show saw Musashi/Yamato use the cherry blossom crest instead.

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

They aren't wwii time's ship. They're something along the line of battlecruiser

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

cherry blossom
Was that what it was? Huh. Neat.

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

We say Fleischpflanzerl in the holy land of Schweinshaxn. You silly Franken and your silly words.

I’m still baffled where you’d both eat Schweinshaxn and say Frikadelle, though.

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

Shitlibs leave

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

Franken
Implying

Angel Young
Angel Young

I didn't remember it right then.

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

...I am now staying in my room with neither fans nor air con on...

Camden King
Camden King

Not related. I prefer Schweinshaxe even if I normally stay at NRW.

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

Harekaze curry

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

shoot it with its deck guns

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

Do you import your Schweinshaxn?

Jason Green
Jason Green

No. I am so fair-weathered that I walk to the local Rewe or Kaufhof and buy the stuff there.

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

Well they had at least 1 Flak.
SH3
mfw

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

Interesting. Good to know that the Schweinshaxn-rape that is Eisbein isn’t spreading too much, even in less civilized areas.

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

posting inferior chink chart

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

Dusseldorf
less civilized
most expensive place to live in krautland

Thanks for telling me that.

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

That's a Taiwanese weeb chart, with Isoroku being best Teitoku.

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

Düsseldorf
being a Neanderthaler

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

anything more expensive than Munich
ever
Yeah, sure.

John Clark
John Clark

You waifu is doing drug, wut do?

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

I WANT TO EAT MINA'S SHIT

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

I wonder if the crew of the Harekaze failed mostly in ethics? Maron's test score got low due to repairing without using all the parts provided in the exam, and Doc Minami there has no qualm with body experimentation whatsoever.

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Torpedo chief's very, very trigger happy without getting the bubonic plague for one.

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

Suddenly, the decision to make Mike the captain seems so very logical.

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

Kuro, Shima, and Rin all seem like ethical people.

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

Anyone got a chart of the person linking up their names to their faces? Because I have no idea who Shima is.

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

Don’t bully Torpedo-chan. Torpedo-chan is love.

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

Rin and Tama are absolutely horrible in communication though/ Kuro is grating as an individual, although I don't know if it's Maron who was responsible in dragging her scores down so she's stuck on the Harekaze.

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

Shima aka Tama is the white haired Artillery officer.

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

She just wants to murder some fools.

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

aye

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

Artillery? Well, she's guilty of friendly fire. It's a matter of when, not if, she hits one of her own and gives no fuck about it.

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

I was disappointed they went through that rapey buildup only for her to inject herself.

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

Kuro's a bitch, Tama's actually autistic, and Rin's answer to everything in life is running away.

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

She looks super nice here.

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

I was totally expecting it since it's obvious she cares too much about the crew to actually experiment on them.

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

But Rin stopped running away. Now she's on a one way N-TRain speeding toward Mike.

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

Please..

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

I hope she continues loyal to Shiro.

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

Why do you assume that Kuro will want the Mike later on? This isn't one of those harem show.

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

It's ridiculous, Mike already showed that Moka will always be number one in her heart.

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

I'm just worried Mike will save her or something like that and she will think that Mike's alright.
I want her to keep bullying Mike for Shiro's sake.

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

She's melting pussy left and right though

Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

Not even close. Only Rin seems kinda infatuated.

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

Mike is just being a Kirk.
I wonder if Kuro and Shiro are just being tsun at Captain Mike at this point in time.
Mike clearly has realized that he needs to expand his family to solve this problem.

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

I wonder if Kuro and Shiro are just being tsun at Captain Mike at this point in time.
It's pretty obvious they aren't. Shiro has issues related to her trying to live up to her family name. Kuro is obsessed with Shiro since they meet in middle school (there's a one-shot side story about that) so she wants to see her succeed.

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

Shiro is getting power hungry. This was the moment that sparked it.

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

Why is it so dark? Is that really curry?

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

See first pic on top of Japanese Wikipedia article for curry rice: https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/カレーライス

Blake Foster
Blake Foster

But Shiro doesn't want power. She just wants a captain to stay loyal to. She's like a puppy. Kuro is the one that wants Shiro to become captain.

Jace Gray
Jace Gray

Mike saves someone or gives them encouraging words
they want to suck his dick

If Mike's this big of a slut, I'd hate to see what happened to Moe over in the Musashi with all lewd rat controlled ladies.

Kayden Roberts
Kayden Roberts

What did she mean by this?

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

Shiro needs to live up to the Munetani name. You don't think the rest of her family started as XOs of the reject ship do you?

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

The vote.

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

the rest of her family didn't have her kind of bad luck

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

Musashi disables 16 ships
not a single casualty

What the fuck?

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

Because this anime is cater to little girls like you.

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

If Moka hasn't been mindraped then the Musashi's only using 'training' rounds, and because of rats she's only relying on mechanical gunlaying.
The instructor ships were probably crippled by underwater near-misses that were still enough to rupture their hulls and forcing them to disengage.

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

Poor Sora.

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

Awful excuse.

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

Musashi's only using 'training' rounds

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

I choose to believe that the size of that explosion was caused by reality protesting how bullshit that entire scene was

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

We have mind controlling hamsters and this is where you call bullshit? Don't forget how the hamster might've given Shima superpowers.

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

He doesn't know the overpenetration exists.

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

all of the favorites I picked before the first episode ended up with nearly zero screentime and among the least voted
I really want to like this show, but there isn't a single thing we can agree on.

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

yfw the US Navy rolls by, and bombs the shit out of the Musashi

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

Jap curry is just disgusting. I've eaten plenty of different types of curries in my life and I've got to say that Jap curry is just bad.

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

I can call bullshit to many things at once
This might also be it, heavy AP rounds that pass through completely without the fuse getting set off. Still highly lethal though

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

I'm enjoying this so.

semi serious plot (even with the mind controlling/equipment breaking rats)
cute girls doing cute things
ships.

Just noticed in the OP that the world is fucked with some global warming or something? Was it explained? Did I miss it?

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

It's just Japan, they mined a bunch of some shit after wrecking the russians and it caused them to sink into the sea.

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

Can someone tell me why people believe that they don't have any planes in Haifuri? I don't see a point for planes not existing there in the first place.

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

There was an exchange between characters musing what it would be like if planes existed in their world. We've seen blimps, and rocketry, and satellites, but no planes- you can try to justify this through things like people just didn't trust putting humans n board crazy-ass flying machines that weren't safe like airships, but in the end the real reason is:

Planes completely fuck naval warfare. They're an integral component in modern war, and their rise to prominence is what made all the cool and awesome battleships practically obselete.
The Musashi never fired her guns at another ship. She was sunk entirely by aircraft, while in the middle of a fleet containing numerous cruisers, destroyers, and the Yamato herself.
Yamato at least got the chance to fire her guns at some destroyers and destroyer escorts, but she was also sunk by aircraft. She went down a lot quicker too, we learned from Musashi to hole her all on one side so she'd capsize instead of sink evenly on her keel, see

If planes existed in Haifuri, Harekaze would have been found by a patrolling aircraft within a day and Musashi would have eaten a dozen precision munitions right to the vitals.

It's a question like why nobody uses their cell phones in a horror movie, or why people don't just clear up their misunderstandings in a romantic comedy

Michael Price
Michael Price

This is a ship's vagina

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

Starting to believe that this is getting irrelevant now

David Russell
David Russell

Why is she called a trashi?

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

It was fun while it lasted. If only there was a way to make them fugitives again.

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

Spats needs more fanart.

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

needing 18 inches
Brehs

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

end the last episode in a dramatic state
start episode in same fashion but one minute it's back to "Shiro is so serious, crew is so incompetent XD" jokes with that jarring shit music
minesweeper girls detonate a mine
pretend for a minute that something bad happened and then it's back to the same old Shiro shit jokes and yuri-lite fanservice
another few seconds of pretending something dark happened with the Kayo girl implied to be the only survivor
back to more yuri-lite fanservice and food jokes

Why does this show even bother, holy shit. The fucking writers know they're just pandering to otakus with cute girls indicated by the meta Coco meta jokes, yet they write miserably.

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

It's a breather episode. There was nothing the Harekaze could have done to the Musashi. And it's not like the plot didn't move along, the crew found out the mice were screwing with the electronics and it looks like some of the crew are getting fed up with Mike.

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

Yeah, when ramming a mine in a speedboat didn't result in any actual consequences I think I finally gave up on anybody actually dying in this show.
I'll just have to wait for TK

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

show let's us know from the beginning who was salvageable and who should be thrown away

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

KURO MUST DIE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

MOKA PLEASE AIM AT THE ENGINE ROOM

KILL THE BITCH WHO INSULT MIKE

KILL KURO

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

Who's your least favorite girl?

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

Moka's so useless she can't be even be the zombie captain of her own shit. Fucking piece of shit.

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

Accept it, Mike did everything wrong.

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

This whore.

Adam James
Adam James

Agreed.
Hey now, she only did half of everything wrong this episode!

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

For all the screentime she gets in the OP, she way too little presence in the show. The last time she spoke was in the first episode and yet she gets that cool shot and this.

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

It was just bait. It was obvious she wasn't gonna be relevant when they started removing all her pictures from the ads and such. Her VA doesn't even mention the series in her blog.

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

ara obake desu wa

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

Does she even sing the OP? I can't hear her. They should just kill her off, the muh Moka subplot is ruining the show.

Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

OP sang by Mike, Moka and some minor character (the cook? can't remember)

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

Mashiro. Sora Amamiya is supposedly singing as well but I can only hear Mike and Mashiro's VAs.

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

It's not Mashiro.

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

It's not Mashiro. It's Mikan Irako, the girl who was cooking for German boobs this episode.

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

These T-Shirts actually look pretty nice.

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

Kagerous are so delicious.

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

If they hit the engine room then the actual best girl might get hurt as well!
Kuro getting suplexed overboard by Mii-chan is sufficient.

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

Such a delicious design, her voice is cute,too.

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

I want to be in Capitan Mike's harem.

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

Are you a cute sailor girl? If not too bad.

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

Bomber Airships
Kirov reporting.

Asher Green
Asher Green

it's the cigarette that really makes the whole picture work

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

Why don't they just ask the American branch of the Blue Mermaids to send an Iowa or two?

In fact, if Japan has a Kii-class, it's probably only fair that America has a Montana or five.

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

It's so slow you can just kite it forever.

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

Sailing all the way across the pacific ocean
Yeah, sure. Also, Jap government is stubborn as fuck.

Zachary Murphy
Zachary Murphy

Or just make a bee hive out of it with 7.7mm machine gun.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

implying

We could just nuke that ship and call it a day

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

put a man on the moon using metric calculations

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

SEE THIS SHIT

THIS IS LITERALLY ALL THAT WAS NEEDED TO REMOVE AIRCRAFT FROM THE PICTURE

"WE CAN'T USE PLANES BECAUSE THE AVIONICS PACKAGE WILL FAIL"

REEEEEEEEEE

Shit fucking happens.

I saw thirty-five of my own group die before my eyes or drift away. One man was killed by a shark. Another, Chief Gunner's Mate Harry Henson, who boasted he had been in the Navy so long he'd become salty, apparently was salty enough to prove distasteful to a shark; one bit him, turned loose, took another bite, turned loose again and swam away - and Henson has two sets of shark's teeth imprints in his right thigh to prove it. If any armchair ichthyologist ever tells you there is no such thing as a man-eating shark, you can refer him to me!

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

the aftermath of Layte Gulf was an absolute horrorshow of sharks, though I don't feel like digging out my copy of tin can sailors

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

Reminder that this will be 2 cour

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

Tama!

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

Tama is pretty cute

Noah James
Noah James

Hasn't been confirmed.

But then again, considering how they marketed the show before airing, if they were going to make it longer than 12 episodes, they wouldn't announce it until it happened.

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

This!

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

It was just a fuck-up. If you used yaraon's logic, Kiznaiver would be two cour.

Evan Collins
Evan Collins

vie!

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

Mike is pretty cute.

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

inb4 it ends like sekai seifuku

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

I can't remember how that show ended because it was so shit.

Jason Fisher
Jason Fisher

I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up being that she was keeping one of those hamsters in her room as a pet the whole time.

Isaiah Taylor
Isaiah Taylor

Oh, I totally forgot IKEA had those sharks for sale.

Tempting.

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

Do it for Shiro.

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

Do 2 inches really make that much of a difference?

David Bailey
David Bailey

Depends on the actual shell. Iowas had 16" shells, but they were superheavy ones with performance comparable to Yamato's bigger ones.

Also, the enemy's guns only matter for how hard you die. To defeat an enemy is to defeat their armor before they manage to defeat yours

David Nelson
David Nelson

I don't know if I like shiro enough to carry a giant stuffed shark through the subway and bus systems back home with me.

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

Just say it's for your daughter.

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

Cute

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

You're pretty cute

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

Love can really bloom in a bridge or it is just Mike's magic.

Jackson King
Jackson King

I believe Yamato was not armored sufficiently to deflect her own guns. I think the Japanese assumed she would be armored against any 16 inch guns, though they would not have known about the later models of USN 16 inch with super heavy AP rounds.

Just visualize an item 12 inches in diameter, then 14,16 and then 18. Not only is it wider, it is also longer, the volume of explosive and the mass of the charge increases significantly.

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

You can make it.
Or why don't you just order it online.

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

I want to be part of Mike's harem

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

This means she murdered Mei and stole her clothing.

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

Ii

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

I want to see H-44 come to the rescue

Brayden Clark
Brayden Clark

That's too grim. It's more like Mei died and Shima is just keeping it as a memento.

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

No she'd never do that. She's just trying it on after spending the night with Mei, before Mei gets up.

Robert Martinez
Robert Martinez

IKEA sells those large blue shopping bags Just grab one as well and keep your shark in there.

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Design principle for most WWII-time warships were to able to defend hit from ships with same main cannon diameter as your own ship and then be fast enough to be able to run away from those who have larger caliber than you.

Chase Price
Chase Price

I want to wee inside of Tama.

Jack Powell
Jack Powell

They don't have them in germany it seems. Sad times

Michael Howard
Michael Howard

Horse shit.

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

Abandon the ship fucking twice, Mike is a shitty fucking captain.

Give the command to the German or shark molester already.

Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

Trash-can pls

Asher Gutierrez
Asher Gutierrez

Trash post.

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

Amazon sells them

For twice the price they are in Ikea.

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

For twice the price they are in Ikea.
Fucking rat scum.

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

Not in stock

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

So is there any legit reason why it has to the goddamn captain who went to rescue mission every single time instead of other bitches like Tama or torpedo girl?

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

helper complex

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

People didn't bother volunteering.

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

Rin did.

Tyler White
Tyler White

Literally nothing wrong.

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

They would if captain were ordering them.

Brandon Lee
Brandon Lee

Rin only volunteered so Mike gets to go.

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

That is true.

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

Shit taste.

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Why are you not eager to make your father proud?

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

Dropped this last week, but tell me when vice cap fugs sex hair, so I can pick it up again. they clearly want it

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

Remember to throw away trash.

James Wright
James Wright

Is she autistic?

James King
James King

Sexhair and Vice-cap are worst girl, sexhair arguably worse than Shito.

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

the problem is Mike got stuck with a shitty number 1 to take care of away missions

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

flight is impossible

not just an irrelevant thing that was never pursued in that universe

Youre a shitter.

Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

Captain Mike should stop abandoning his crew just because he wants some pussy.

Angel Adams
Angel Adams

radar fire control
with a dual purpose turret

that scene is Bullshit

Wew lad.

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

not posting the un-censored version

Noah Long
Noah Long

Because she's the captain.

She is responsible for the crew and the ship, and her sense of duty does not let her act like a Kurita tier faggot sans Shiro

She would have won the medal of Honor in the US Navy.

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

If there was no WW2 then there's no Nuremberg Code I assume?

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

Mike is such a philanderer.

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

You got heroism and stupidity mixed up, why doesn't she just ask other crew to do it instead of herself?

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

No, she would have been stepped down. A good leader is one who is willing and able to delegate tasking, make decisions and give appropriate orders for the crew to be able to perform at their best. As the captain she is responsible for the crew and the ship, so if she abandons the ship and the majority of the crew to go on dangerous excursions like the ones we have seen then she is not fit to be in a position of responsibility. Don't get me wrong, it's heroic, but by refusing to delegate to someone who is in a better position and perhaps even better qualified than herself she is neglecting the crew and her duties as a captain.

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

Real hero of the episode.

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

Please post an image of Tama.

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

Full OP is good.

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

Lewd.

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

An easy to understand (fake) High School Fleet relationship map Ver.1

Moka-chan
Musashi's captain
Reasonably Neko
Strong when on offense

Captain (Mike-chan)
Harekaze's captain
Relatively Tachi

Rin-chan
Chief Navigator
Serious crybaby

Shiro-chan
Vice Captain
Neko even to luck

Kuro-chan
Assistant Engineer
Fell in love at first sight with Shiro
Probably Tachi

Maron-chan
Spoiled Chief Engineer
Neko
Chiba prefecture's citizen

Mi-chan
German style Hiroshima person
Reverser

Mike <->Moka: Childhood friends
Mike -> Moka: Love
Moka ->Mike: Love

Rin -> Mike: Love but is unaware of her feeling

Mike ->Shiro: Like (as a friend)

Shiro -> Mike: Interested but doesn't want to admit it because of her pride
Shiro ->Kuro: Doesn't mind her as much

Kuro ->Shiro: Really love

Maron <-> Kuro: Childhood friends
Maron -> Kuro: Teyandei

Mi-chan -> Admiral Graf Spee's Captain: Respect and Affection
Mi-chan -> Shiro: From sex friends to...

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

this episode
I want to commit so many crimes.

Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

Her XO is too busy cooping in the bridge to help so she has to do everything.

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

Mutiny?

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

How many of them knows how to use the ski and are not at work?

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

yurishitters are this fucking autistic

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

And here they come to shitpost. That didn't take much.

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

To Mii-chan?

Jose Bennett
Jose Bennett

That would be one of them.

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

Are you vexed perhaps?

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

What is Teyandei?

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

What else? Espionage? Desertion? Questioning your superior officers?

John Martinez
John Martinez

I want somebody to love Maron-chan.

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

I love her.

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

Human experimentation?

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

Mike: hero complex
Shiro: bad luck
Torpedo-chan: trigger happy girl who will go on a school shooting
Tama-cha: autism
Kuro; cunt
Maron: fucked up her exam
Macchi: too sexy for her own good/glasses

I can't wait to find what's wrong with the rest of the cast. Hopefully some of them are simply bad at their job, like that girl in the cooking department.

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

"What the hell are you saying!?" in old Edo dialect. Maron watched a lot period dramas with her grandpa so even though she's originally from Chiba, she talks like someone from Edo.

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

Sure feels like Anne Happy here, everyone has some wacky issues.

Luke Harris
Luke Harris

She's so breedable.

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

Why are cats immune?

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

Of all the Haifuris she's the semenest demon.

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

Breeding material.

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

They have to get bitten to be infected probably, rats don't bite cats

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

I'd be Mina's toilet paper.

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

Mina's toilet paper
How do you even do that?

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

With your tongue.

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

I doubt Tama was bitten by the mind control hamster. And the doctor told the girls not to touch them.

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

By cleaning her up after she's done using the toilet.

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

I think the rat licked Tama.

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

Thank you for this wonderful semen-hungry cow, Deutschland.

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

Mamiya, Akashi and those 2 other ships all happen to have a cat even though keeping animals on board is prohibited
I bet they knew about this whole rodents stuff beforehand and are a part of the plan.

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

I want to have an orgasm inside her body.

John Reed
John Reed

First half of the series
Second half will be Battleship: The Real Version

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

This makes me hungry.

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

Rats have the best taste afterall, going straight for her

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

Continuously spaces out on watch
Indecisive on new course of action
Inquires to the crew's minor well-being instead of their needs and the ship's condition
Promotes Rin's cowardice instead of helping to fix it
ABANDONS the fucking ship not once, but twice

Holy fuck, why the anime trying so hard to make her a 'good' captain.

Mashiro and Kuro are fucking right. Such horse shit.

VBSS teams are the ones who are suppose to go out you fucking dork.

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

Aye.

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

What does she taste like?

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

VBSS teams
They have none.

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

I thought that her name was just Tama.

I can't keep up with Mike's fucking pimp bitch naming system

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

Agreed one hundred percent. Rape doujins can't come soon enough.

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

Gunpowder and milk

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

why does the cat have four things of voting, is he really the most popular character?

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

TAteishi ShiMA.

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

You have issues.

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

is he really the most popular character?
He's the motherfucking Admiral of the Fleet now.

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

Lead by example.

On the other side, Shiro is way too "Captain must sink with her ship" BS, so that's maybe why she was sent to the Harekaze.

Maybe mom saw this beforehand :p

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

:p
Fuck off.

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

Did anyone else start enjoying this show much more once the plot was revealed to be as silly as EMP mice? I don't know, somehow the conspiracy ideas in the first few episodes seemed much more silly for me, going full what the fuck as the show did feels more comfortable and also allows for something like what was assumed previously (only this time involving fucking EMP mice).

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

Her fingers are too cute

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

I know.

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

I'm just glad that it's no grimdark bullshit.

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

I'm waiting for the piss and scat doujins myself.

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

*grand admiral

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

In a way you're right. Now that they've bombed the expectations, it's unlikely I'll get disappointed. Even if the last episode ends with the girls eating cake with the rat queen (who just acted this way because humans invaded her natural habitat) I will be content.

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

Same title.

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

Remove Mike
Vote Shiro for captain, vote cute for captain.

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

That's some high grade DFC.

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

Our captain is already the cutest.

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

Best of the best.

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

I vote BLAHAJ for captain.

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

Maron reminds me a lot of this cutie.

Jace Wright
Jace Wright

What's your excuse for not serving on the Musashi? Everything is bigger and better on the Musashi. The ship bigger and better, the guns are bigger and better, the crew is bigger and better, the portions are bigger and better, and the orgies are bigger and better.

On a puny boat like Harekaze, you only have puny guns, puny crew, puny portions and puny orgies.

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

the crew is bigger and better
That's my excuse.
I am so pathetic I doubt I'd even get on the Harukaze.

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

refusing to delegate
It’s not like she refuses, the thought simply never comes to her mind, and this not being military and rather cute girls doing excursions at sea, I don’t really see anything wrong with it. Ordering others to do dangerous stuff is something you do in the military, anywhere else it’s a dick move at best.

Those cunts should volunteer for the tasks if they don’t want their captain to do it.

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

The girls are cuter on the Harekaze.

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

Doesn't the Harekaze get the same number of crew as the Musashi?

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

I want to be a BLAHAJ so Shiro will hug me.

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

Yeah, which would make organising orgies simpler since there is a lot less ship to walk from.

Elijah James
Elijah James

Fucking plebeian.

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

Implying you know anything about curry

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

I want to feed Furushou cake!

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

Do cakes like cake?

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

I know enough to eat 3 times a week in Coco for years, still not being bored by it.
Curry in India is crap (like everything that has anything to do with that shithole).
Curry from Nepal is somewhat ok, Pakistan is shit.
SEA curry is okay.

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

Yes. They also like marriage proposals and being cummed inside.

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

http://exhentai.org/g/934518/6ff775540f/

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

Well yes, SEA curry is the bomb. I live there anyway, but when I went to Japan a few months ago, the curry that they had there was just horrendously bad. Wouldn't touch it with a six foot spoon

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

So generic and bad.

Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

Those perfect genes. Would procreate.

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

I'm Singaporean. Malays may suck at everything else but their curry is second to none.

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

Shit show, right?

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

No.

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

I want to smell her.

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

It's very enjoyable

Elijah Torres
Elijah Torres

Not only can Atto create the best SoL ever he also creates godly fucking designs.

What a hero.

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

ur a shitshow.

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

does anybody else think loli boat doctor sees a lot of vag on a daily basis? is she responsible for giving pelvic exams?

Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

Please fuck off.

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

the best SoL ever

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

Based Captain Mike.

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

Well she is in charge of penis inspection day as the only doctor on ship, so I guess she has to inspect all their penises

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

I-I want her to inspect my penis.

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

Well done.

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

That's a lot of sock puppets you've got there.

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

no boys

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

I wonder if she has a gynecological bed that she can strap crew members to.

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

From the front or back?

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

Either hero or "these ties are stronger than X so I must do this" complex.

A shame that we won't get another Stella C3: The Line from this one.

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

I think the smell and sight of her pushing out piss from her pooper would be fantastically lewd.

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

not her mouth

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

not both her ears

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

This is best girl.

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

Dude, ponchos are GOAT

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

not having torpedo rub her vagina against tama's back of the knee vagina and then pissing in it

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

Post Rin fanart.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

No, this is best girl.

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

Fluff

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

She should wear a furcoat and a mask

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

Can you imagine her barely managing to hold back a giant shit log inside her?

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

A shame that we won't get another Stella C3: The Line from this one.
You mean a clusterfuck and a flop all in one?

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

You will never disciple Mike for her faults, if you know what I mean.

;_;

Assign someone, another failure, don't get the fucking captain to abandon ship.

That's actually a criminal offence.

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

faults
Pardon?

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

Little girls that haven't pooped in a long time creep me the fuck out. Everytime I'm close to a little girl, my mind starts panicking thinking about when was the last time she pooped. Sometimes it's so hard that I can't help it but ask.

John Roberts
John Roberts

Who can drive the ski and isn't busy?

Carter Perez
Carter Perez

Poor focus choices for the former and ultimately too generic medium to deliver its greatness was the latter. Truly a tragedy.

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

Okay.

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

Not photoshopped?

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

can't help it but ask

W-what do they say?

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

Shiro?

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

I wish to be Mike's disciple.

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

"I NEED AN ADULT" would be my guess.

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

Let's buy all her merchandise.

http://hlj.com/scripts/hljlist?qid=YE4Z08ZCUR3NQ&q=1&DisplayMode=images&Sort=std&Word=marikouji%20kaede&set=1&Dis=-2&inStock=0

Oops, all sold out.

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

Shiro doesn't want to leave either, so that's out.

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

This isn't the Mayoiga thread, user.

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

What are the BLAHAJ Committee discussing?

John Lopez
John Lopez

Wait, what does the Mayoiga thread have to do with little girl poop?

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

Oops, all sold out.
1/8 figure when

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

The operative is in place, Deputy Captain Shiro is now fully in his pocket

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

How is she gonna stage a mutiny and force the Mike loyalists to walk the plank.

Xavier Martin
Xavier Martin

What?

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

The current year

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

This is official art?

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

No.

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

Yes of course. These two high school girls are officially married.

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

Remove this. I will be the one to marry Koko-chan.

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

Will you be, punk?

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

Holy shit mike-chan with hair like that is pure sex

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

Well, they didn't make this up.

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

You're pure sex, user.

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

woahhh

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

If it wasn't for nuclear warfare, we'd probably be using thorium reactors today. Developing a new techonology is not only about technological possibilities but also economic reasons and paths of least resistance. We could probably manage to build flying cars, but it'd be unpractical and a huge waste of resources.

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

Where the fuck do you live? Venus?

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

Show would be better with three of her

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

Not him but not really surprised

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

I laughed so much at this scene. It's a bunch of old men contemplating arrogantly then suddenly boobs.

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

Misake left the ship again, what the fuck.

Do the writers not no how much of a no that is, fuck.

I remember an Italian captain was prosecuted for leaving his ship a couple years back.

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

Do you pay attention to the plot at all?

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

Trust no one, especially yourself.

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

guy leaves ship to escape
Mike leaves ship to save her crew
How is that the same?

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

I remember an Italian captain was prosecuted for leaving his ship a couple years back.
Desertion vs. leaving your post.

Also, the fact that Mike got herself wet while doing rescue operations speaks volumes for the difference between their actions. Mike threw herself into the rescue operation, while Schettino "slipped" off the ship onto a lifeboat (lucky!), where he was warm and dry while he called his mother. Mike also came onboard the ship both time, whereas Schettino did not return onto the ship even though the Italian coastguard was ordering him to.

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

wow

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

This is a lesbian shipping chart. Stop hoping for something that isn't there, it will save you from all the pain.

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

At least more hopeful than BG

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

Smug as fuck.

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

Can you blame her?
Last time she send her crew on skipper they hit a sea mine and you think sending another one would be a good idea?

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

Thanks captain obvious.

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

I don't want them to die, Sup Forums.

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

Would swear eternal loyalty.

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

moeshit
anyone dying

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

The cutest!

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

Wow, so rude!

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

not wanting madoka with boats

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

The face she makes when none of the girls are around

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

Who hurt her.

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

C-captain Mike

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

Not having a dedicated boarding/SAR group.

The fuck is wrong with you Mike, step up.

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

Rat scum.

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

Japanese Navy
Dedicated boarding group

Didn't have'em in WW2, still doesn't have'em in their coast guard.

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

Virus that affects both machinery and humans
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1900

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

Captain mike wants to go out but big bitch won't let her
This girl chimes in that she'll do it and asks her for help
This girl gets an excuse to be alone with Mike and cuddle up to her

This girl is smooth, she knows what she wants and takes any opportunity to be alone with Captain Mike

She knows what she is doing

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

Unstoppable moe machine.

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

Looks like Mike smells good.

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

she probably smells like seamen

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

When will captain Mike reunite with his love? Getting real tired of all those bitches being all over him.

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

Mike should seriously get the accountants or cooks do double up on off-board duties seeing as they don't do anything during actions.

I can't believe the captain and the helm pissed off just like that.

So the captain goes instead? Mate.

Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

Which Haifuri smells the worst?

Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

She also took opportunity while Shiro was distancing herself from Mike.

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

I bet most of these girls smell good.

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

Can you imagine what it's like to be on board the Harekaze? It would stink, but it's going to be a stinky heaven.

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

you will never be BLAHAJ
you will never smell like shiro
you will never be cuddled by shiro to sleep every night

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

I wonder what it'd smell like inside one of the toilets on the Harekaze. Especially when there's no toilet paper left.

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

what is tropics

Carson Scott
Carson Scott

two cours
turns out the second cour follows Moka and the Musashi crew
Trust me, my mom works at blue mermaid.

Andrew Bailey
Andrew Bailey

Can your mom introduce me to a cute Blumer grill?

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

How come only Shiro wear lanyard across her right shoulder?

Other senior officers / instructors / XO don't wear these on their uniforms.

Is it to indicate she is special?

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

I can't get into this show, it keeps making cool, tense battle scenes only to be ruined by randomly cutting to irrelevant shit about cute girls doing cute things or one of the cute girls making up her own alternate plot because is reality is boring. I like cute girls doing cute things, and I like big battle bullshit, but I think they should be kept separate.

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

Yeah, she's a snowflake alright.

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

Her crew is the worst of the worst and she has amazing luck.

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

cool opinon bro

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

It's to indicate she's the only one autistic enough to care about that

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

shiro's boobs look bigger than usual there

David Watson
David Watson

ANTI AIRCRAFT GUNS
ON A SHOW
WHERE '''''AIRCRAFT'''' FLY NOWHERE IN RANGE OF THEM

404 competent writers not found

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

They still have airships and missiles. Bloody hell.

Radar, computers, cellular communications, guided missiles.

Can't figure out manned flight, the absolute madmen.

Not even Korea rushing for Alpha Centauri could pull off such a feat.

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

Kaga will be a completed Tosa class battleship. Akagi will be a completed the completed Akagi of the Amagi class.

Carter Green
Carter Green

I totally fucking called it when the PV went up that the crazy eyes would just be her being science-crazy and not mind-controlled.

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

What is "point defense" for $500, Alex?
If you watched, the crew of the Harukaze used their 25mm guns to destroy mines.

Destroying obstructions, defending the ship from boarders, and providing close-range supporting fire is all they are meant to do, even though the whole "no planes, guies?!" thing is blow a little out of proportion imo.

Sure, it's lazy writing, but they at least are able to explain why they still retain technology that is meant for AAW and other non-existent doctrines within universe.

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

So, Shiro trying to mutiny because "by the book she's not being as good a captain as I would be", the whole crew laughing her off, and Mike dressing ll the crew as pirates and planking her to the nets of a trawler ship when?

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

Captains can't help being pussy magnets.

Moka probably had a dozen girls all over her too.

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

Moka probably had a dozen girls all over her too.
Too bad they all have rabies.

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

It's a not-so-subtle "ll carriers are docked, planefags BFTO" joke

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

It's an example of snarky fanservice done right

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

died from a shark attack.
Blaha, behave!

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

Well, I'm guessing since there's technically little to no war in this verse, and the lack of landmass for airports, they just decided it wasn't worth the effort. And I'm guessing that since there's an abundance of gas since they have perfected underwater methane gas mining, it was probably more economical for airships/blimps instead of planes.

William Edwards
William Edwards

Dead thread
Dead show
Dead ship doctor

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

How is this thread dead?

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

Shiro ruins everything.
I would laugh.

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

but they were superheavy ones with performance comparable to Yamato's bigger ones.
[citation needed]
Seriously. I've seen so many "Japanese equipment is shit, US equipment performs beter WW2 propaganda taken at face value 60 years later that, seriously, citation needed.

Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

It's just the grimderp fanbase getting mad they're not getting their grimderpness from this anime anymore.

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

Well, you have to realize, most of the Japanese ships were built a while back in preparation for WW2 while the US has built a significant amount of their ships during it. Even without going into specs, it's safe to assume ships built later would be better due to better manufacturing, better technology, better fire control, etc...

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

This, Mike really should step off as captain and assume a more practical role, leadership clearly doesn't fit her.

Isaiah Perez
Isaiah Perez

Just send some fucking airplanes to take the Musashi down, it's not that fucking hard.

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

PLEASE GO AWAY, KURO

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

It's like a political lampoon with innuendos.

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

I agree.

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

Why do you think they sent some of their ships to the other side of the world? They need the US to send help with their aircraft carriers.

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

OF COURSE YOU DO, SHIRO

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

Mostl ikely candidate IMO would be that they built the B-65 battlecruiser design - basically a japanese counterpart to the Alaska-class: ~35ktons, 3x3 12.2-in guns, 8in belt armor and 34 knot top speed.

Also, Shinano has been built as a third Yamato and Kii presumably as the fourth instead of her own class.

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

Shiro isn't going to mutiny. The entire reason she gets so flustered whenever Mike tries to give her command is because she doesn't have the nerve for command. That's why she wasn't picked for captain and Mike was. Mike has the balls to do what's needed. Shiro needs a big strong captain to dom her.

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

Apples and oranges, user.
The one you remember is a travel cruiser captain who managed to ground his ship, after which he was the FIRST to get out, leaving the ship to sink: several passengers died.
Even Mikehaters will agree the comparison is not appliable, as Mike doesn't flee like a coward; what she does is delegating on her XO and going on away missions, Kirk-like.

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

last episode
finally they find the Musashi again
suddenly, a giant ship appears on the horizon
it's the USS Intrepid

Fund it.

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

meant to quote

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

Rat controlled?

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

Kirk-like
Mike's one ripped shirt away from outright being a genderbent Kirk at this point.

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

So the captain goes instead?
Captain Mike doesn't want to anyone in her crew to get hurt and since there's anyone in the crew who can pilot a skipper better than her, the best course of action is she goes.

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

Superior Americans can't get infected with inferior tiny yellow man virus, user.

Also, every ship in the US has a shit ton of cats.

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

gtfo lefty faggot

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

Listen to that's her voice. It's really easy to pick out if you've heard her deeper roles like Akame.

Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

safe to assume
amounts to
SPECULAH
Don't get me wrong, user, but my point is, I'd like some REAL confirmation of that. And if it turns out it was proven the Iowa's guns had that performance they claimed they'd have, I'd be VERY glad to hear it, mind you. Was a beautiful ship

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

Well, she did unbutton one - does that count?

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

More like
Last episode
Heavily outnumbers but the Harekaze managed to delay them in a last desperate attempt to stop the attack on the academy
Suddenly, someone hears something and says it sounds like thunder
A sonic boom later, a jet fighter delivers precise laser-guided bombs onto every turret on the Musashi
On their radar, a new IFF pings up
It's the USS Enterprise escorted by several Iowa-class battleships
They're all crewed by blond christmas cake gaijin captains

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

But user, how are you getting some "REAL" confirmation of a ship who was struck 10 years ago? Why won't you just trust the reports?

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

Not the most reliable of sources, but here:
http://www.combinedfleet.com/baddest.htm

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

Laser guided missiles wouldn't work, dummy.

They would send a B-52 and carpet bomb the whole ship instead.

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

Implying the US didn't modify their bombs and missiles to precisely target the turrets just for this very occasion

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

Mike has the balls to do what's needed.
No she doesn't, because she doesn't do what is needed as a captain.
If she actually was in the position who's job it was to do the stuff she did the last two episode she would be a fucking hero.

The entire reason she gets so flustered whenever Mike tries to give her command is because she doesn't have the nerve for command.
Agreed, the only competent captain like figure on that ship is Wilhelmina.

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

I'm sorry for doubting glorious AMERICAN technology, please forgive me.

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

From what I remember, IJN battleships couldn't literally move and shoot (accurately) at the same time

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

So? She should have been a member of the away team then instead of a captain who's job it is to rely on its crew for his/hers decisions.

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

What's BLAHAJ?

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

Just google it.

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

http://www.navweaps.com/index_tech/tech-040.htm
This is the closest to a source I can remember and find, the finding being that the shells of an Iowa could at the very least chip away at a Yamato-class' turrets... but those turrets have armor ten inches thicker than the rest of the ship.
Information on Japanese shell performance is more of a bitch to find because they were secretive and burned their papers and lost

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

Too late, you're getting two nukes shoved up your asses for your insolences.

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_16-50_mk7.htm
the shell handling system for these guns was redesigned to use the "super-heavy" 2,700 pound (1,224.7 kg) AP Mark 8 before any of the USS Iowa class (BB-61) battleships were laid down. This heavier projectile made these guns nearly the equal in terms of penetration power to the 46 cm (18.1") guns of the Japanese Yamato class battleships, yet they weighed less than three-quarters as much.

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

At least don't nuke us with a plane literally called "Enola GAY" this time, please.

Wyatt Cook
Wyatt Cook

Why was Willy such a bitch to the kitchen staff?

Hunter Foster
Hunter Foster

I don't think she even knew what was happening.

Angel King
Angel King

For the same reason she was a bitch to the bridge crew:
She's a bitch.

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

Kitchen brought it on themselves

Ryan King
Ryan King

You remember wrong. They took a bit longer to adjust for maneuvers* because the system wasn't as automated.

*As in, turning erratically. Going ahead in a line or doing a soft turn was no issue at all for the FC.

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

For the same reason she was a bitch to the bridge crew:
No she acts with authority, unlike their actual captain.

Luis Wilson
Luis Wilson

I can understand not liking Japanese food (I don't like any Asian food), but if they specially made me a hamburga I would be on my knees thanking them.

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

That wasn't even hamburger. That was more like they grabbed a burger patty and served it as a steak.

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

Mike_leaves_the_bridge_yet_again.jpg

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

That's one jealous bitch. She should have volunteered.

Liam Green
Liam Green

She claimed to be an expert on german cuisine

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

It's not even a real hambaga, it was a hambagu, which is even less possibly German than a a hambaga, and both are really just America. How could she fuck it up this bad?

Wyatt Baker
Wyatt Baker

She was trying to cheer her up.

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

Hamburg is the second largest city in Germany and the eighth largest city in the European Union.

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

She would've just fucked it up.

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

Hence the (accurately) part, since they had to manually figure out the firing solution every time and yell over to the people firing on where to shoot. You move and suddenly, the entire firing solution is now wrong.

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

If someone claims to be really good at your countries cuisine and then it turns out he doesn't know shit about it it's their problem if you call them out on it.

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

By driving into a mine?

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

When will Wilhelmina teach Shiro the proper way to please your captain?

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

naming it after a place makes it actually invented there

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

I didn't say that but someone unfamiliar with it could make this mistake.

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

That doesn't make you not a bitch. When someone goes out of their way to try and do something nice for you to make you feel welcome and more at home, you don't turn your nose up at them unless you're a) a bitch or b) an autistic bitch.

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

You wasted your time looking that up instead of looking up where hamburgers came from?

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

She could have easily wikipedia'd it. Basically she's incompetent

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

Yeah just like the time where mike went AWOL, and Shiro successfully picked her up and retreated the ship with minimal damage right?

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

Sure Trash sure.

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

That's not her job

Says who? She's the captain.

She's not following strict doctrine like Takeo Kurita did, but she has every right to make these decisions. She hands off command whenever she is off the bridge. Also unlike kurita, she doesnt waste lives, and she continues pulling her ship and crew through the issues they face.

On every excursion she took every measure necessary to keep the crew safe while staying in control. She volunteered for the dangerous missions because she couldnt put the other crew members in harms way. Most importantly, she makes decisions and takes control when nobody else will.

Shiro and the others were shitting themselves against the graf spee and especially the training ship. Shito pretends when theyre not under fire that she knows the proper way. What about the way to victory? What about keeping the crew safe and cohesive? Can she do that and win like mike?

Heroism and stupidity are 2 sides of the same coin. One accomplishes their mission. You have to take risks to accomplish anything, and all of the risks have been calculated, have been successful, and keep the ship, the cohesion, and the crew completely together.

Mike is a hero, end of story. Shes gone above and beyond the call of duty. Only muh expectations or shiro shitters think otherwise. Welcome to reality. Shiro should teach at a school.

History shows what people like her accomplish in real combat.

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

needing to go so badly
toilet right there but no way to clean herself up afterward
What do you think she would do anons?

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

So no chance this show is going to go full-n yuri is there.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

Poor girl.

Alexander Butler
Alexander Butler

I'm sure she has plenty of spare socks, skirts, and shirts.

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

History shows what people like her accomplish in real combat.
They get themselves killed?
Pretty impressive. Especially should that lead to the rest of the crew getting killed as well. They'll go into history as an example never to follow.

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

what's full-n yuri?

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

Why was the gyaru girl not in the life raft thing with the other girl? I thought they were going to kill her off since she wasn't in there.

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

Mike is a fucking loser who always leaves when the time to step up her job comes.

It's actually Mashiro being giving the commands during the battle while Mike pisses off. She's the ship's captain, she should start doing her fucking job.

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

They did kill her off, they quickly brought in another girl dressed like her wearing a wig to hide the fact that she died and to minimize the trauma on her. They even stopped caring about the mines at the end of the episode because they had already cleared them all up by the time they staged the second rescue

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

Most importantly, she makes decisions and takes control when nobody else will.
Well she IS the fucking captain.

Shiro and the others were shitting themselves against the graf spee and especially the training ship.
This is just BS. The smoke screen idea wasn't primarily from Mike, but from the white haired chick. Against the submarine Wilhelmina was a very important factor.

On every excursion she took every measure necessary to keep the crew safe while staying in control. She volunteered for the dangerous missions because she couldn't put the other crew members in harms way.
Yeah, but risking herself, the captain, is a good idea? Its fine she wants to keep the crew safe, but not while risking herself.

Maybe you should take off these "Mike is awesome" glasses?

Anyway, do you know what all these "moments of awesome" have in common? She was at the bridge and actually ordering the crew around.
She would actually be a decent captain if she didn't all that other stupid shit in between those moments.

About the Shiro is shit statements
I never said Shiro would be a good captain, I'm quite the opposite actually. She currently lacks confidence and the adaptiveness that is needed to be a good captain.

Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

It's actually Mashiro being giving the commands during the battle while Mike pisses off.
You mean the time when she disobeyed the Captain's orders and the time she just looked at Mike rescuing the girls?

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

Except no, that's not how it works. They did not have to shout things over. And it's NOT "you move", but only violent and sudden maneuvers. You can steam all ahead full perpendicular to the target and there's no problem at all. You can be in a normal turn and there's still no problem at all. I's only when you throw around the rudder for emergency maneuvers that the system starts to get slowed down measurably.

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

No he meant the time Mike went off to rescue Wilhelmina while they were in fucking combat against the Graf Spree.

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

History shows what people like her accomplish in real combat.

Yeah. Getting themselves and the people under their command killed. An officers job is to command and coordinate, not to jump into the fighting himself like some medieval warlord.

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

So you mean the time when Shiro was willing to let Wilhelmina drown.

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