Why is Jotaro such a terrible father?
Why is Jotaro such a terrible father?
A lot of Jojos are terrible fathers.
Best father is Kira's dad.
ywn fist Jolyne
Rate my bad taste
Implying Jolyne didn't deserve that for being a huge bitch
Jotaro is a husband and a great father. Better than Le cheat on your wife Joestar.
I WANT TO MARRY JOLYNE
Least favorite stand
I am actually curious as to why.
SBR will never ever be animated.
It's too long to fit into OVAs, and no animation studio in the world has the budget to do it justice.
Listen. Jotaro is one of my favorites but he's a terrible husband and father.
Hating Part 5 gang
To be honest, I'm not entirely sure myself, I just don't really care for it at all. I think it's ugly too.
Burning down the house
That entire last row
Never mind, you're not my nigga.
Don't hate them, I just like every other crew more.
I do like its expression though. Then again I am a sucker for stands with ridiculous faces. Pic related.
whooo SS DIO??????
was he though?
considering how dangerous stand shit is, would a good father/husband expose his family to that?
most of that last row
I understand not liking the villain and jojo of part five, I guess. But the entire gang?
I guess I shouldn't be surprised as you have jotaro as best Jojo. You're completely retarded.
Diver Down starts with a cool ability to imbue objects with kinetic energy to be released later
For some reason switches to the ability to be partially intangible, something all stands are already capable of.
This is worse than Annasui's sexchange.
NOW MOVE OUT
NOW HANDS DOWN
TELL ME WHACH YOU GONNA DO NOW
Requesting /ss/ DIO
i wanna fuck Josuke's hot mom
where is the porn
dont have it, but here's SSGSS DIO
It's a shame, but it does fit the name better.
But it was for the greater good, user.
Is Emporio the only one retaining memories of what happened or all the other characters did too and only those who died to Pucci got fucked?
user, he knowingly and willingly enabled his son's weird murderous fetishistic tendencies. What the hell, man?
Not wanting your son to be happy in his life
you piece of shit
Everyone who survives Made in Heaven and reached the singularity point is transferred over to the new universe.
He let his son live his dream.
So because Jotaro/Jolyne/Annasui/Hermes died during MiH they don't exist in SBRverse jojo right?
SBRverse is not the post-Made-In-Heaven universe. They're not related.
So the crew got fucked and we have common people wondering what happened, Giorno, Josuke and Joseph too
Isn't SBRVerse Jotaro techinically Kira or am I just retarded
Not him, but the cast of part five isn't as good as everybody makes them out to be.
Ditched his team when he thought they couldn't win. His stand rally could've been helpful. Even Narancia, the weakest, went along. And before you bring in Purple Haze Feedback, that's not part of the original part 5 manga.
Bruno and Mista were great.
The universes in Parts 1-6 is unrelated to the SBR universe.
SBR and part 8 are part of the same universe in the jojo multiverse which is separate from the Ireneverse
Isnt that Josefumi? He's a Kujo
Mista is totally as good as everybody makes him out to be.
Bruno's a little overrated, though. He's just a more interesting Giorno as far as personality goes.
I think Kira, Josefumi, and Kyo share the role?
I thought Josefumi was Josuke?
And wasn't Kira Holly's kid? Wouldn't that technically make him Jotaro
So basically who survived MiH should have memories of two lives... no?
Sandman was for sure supposed to control sand when he was first introduced, right?
Then Araki remembered that The Fool already did that.
Kyo is Holly's kid too, isn't she? She even has a hat similar to Jotaro
Yup. Instead, he decided to make another Echoes.
Most disappointing part of SBR.
Does anyone have a good playlist of music to listen to while reading SBR?
But Jotaro is the best JoJo, you hipster.
IIII LOOVE YOU JEESUUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
In the second universe, people remember due to Pucci's meddling. When Emporio kills Pucci in this second universe before he completes the Made In Heaven ritual
(they fight in the second universe chronologically when Jolyne meets Jotaro, but the Made in Heaven ritual occurs weeks later in Cape Canaveral), Emporio spares people in the third universe (the Ireneverse) from knowing their fate.
Presumably either completing the Made In Heaven ritual or Pucci surviving to the singularity point results in people knowing their fate. Either way, Emporio stops both of them.
There's a video listing all the musical references in part 7, though I won't link it if it's you're first time reading through it.
The answer is always Put Back.
I put this together ages ago.
Save The Ecstasy of Gold for the emotional climax with Valentine.
that last row
Jotaro as favorite
Don't think too hard about it, Araki sure didn't
They're just fun little references to him. Gappy is not really anything to do with Josuke 1, Kira has Killer Queen despite having more personality and visual similarities with Jotaro, Kira also has Joestar blood for some reason, Danny was some mouse, Josefumi I don't even fucking know what his deal is, they put an Avdol clone and a Stroheim clone in the first few chapters of Steel Ball Run for literally no reason... etcetera, etcetera
You're running yourselves in circles for no clear answers. It's like when people ask, "are the rockmen the Pillar Men of the new universe"? No, no they're not, because Araki didn't think that hard about it. Not everything has a parallel, and chances are if something from the old universe does get referenced, it has no significance beyond "araki thought it'd be kinda neat"
It felt that like killing Pucci and making the stand effect disappear would restore the universe to its original state, still it's a universe without Pucci in it therefore everything changed, since he got basically fucked out of existence, on the other hand being a new universe Emporio retains his memory, so should all people on the planet who didn't die during this clusterfuck.
What I mean is that only people that died would know their fate, in fact Emporio didn't know that he was going to defeat Pucci
Hot Pants is for _________!
Kars least favourite villain
You're no better. Your taste is equally shit.
This coment end with 4
Are these rock people?
Kars was weakest villain. I didn't dislike him but every other villain had something more interesting than him.
double penetration via dinosaur dongs
Literally anything by America
Horse With No Name
Sister Golden Hair
You Can Do Magic
All gold, and they all fit the atmosphere of the part pretty well. Also:
Combine all of the above recommendations with a VERY heavy dose of Fleetwood Mac and you arrive at what I personally consider to be a perfect playlist for SBR
Kars was even outclassed by the other two pillarmen.
You LIED to us... You fucking jerk.
Not the worst
How was Dio more interesting?
And this one will have repeating digits
Dio Brando had more development going for him, on the other hand DIO did not
How was Dio more interesting?
Literally everything he ever did was better than Kars
I ve fail us
introduced concept of Stone Mask and vampirism
intense, personal rivalry with the Joestars
Stand is cool as hell, its reveal equally cool
influenced almost every other part in the series
Kars didn't have much to offer. His fights were lackluster and Wham and AC/DC outshined him.
stupid SHINJITERU YO poster
Check this 4 Mista
Nigga that's like my dream stand. Or well, it would be, if you could turn its ability off or limit its output.
Still, it's gorgeous, awesome looking stand.
Which part did he not influence?
Ha, must me my lucky day.
Nice try faggot, no 4s today.
Not him, I would like it a lot more if
innocent people weren't affected.
I guess 8 so far?
Part 2. I guess you could argue about Straizo, but he didn't impact the plot much. Everything else basically hinges off Dio's actions though.
Not him, but Dio/Diego hasn't really played any kind of role or even had an offhand reference in part 8 yet... it's certainly not too late for it to happen though
Reminder that blue hair Anasui is best
I'm used to pink haired Anastasia, but blue hair looks good on him. I hate the green hair in ASB though.
DIO appears for the last chapter of Jojolion
flips off the reader
takes a shit on the floor and leaves
Make it so, Araki.
Not over, doesn't count.
He's the reason the Joestars even know how to Ham on, so Joseph would go on to not die to Pillars on contact.
Okuyasu's dad and the arrows in Morioh are because of Dio and Enya.
Him and Joseph's dad.
main villain beaten
"Someone stole the last rokakaka fruit!"
Alt Alt Diego
I thought Kira's dad got the arrows from Diavolo?
*arrow. I remember the other one was from Enya.
your taste isnt THIS bad
But what is Alt Alt Diego's Stand?
The World. Again.
You're messing with powers you don't understand boy.
At least I know I'm not alone in liking every other part better than Vento Aureo
He knew about DIO's heaven plan and that people would be after him for the rest of his life and would use his family against him. He should have seriously considered whether bringing a child into the world under those circumstances was fair.
The The World.
You fool! THIS is a get.
+1 on this user, he has pretty good taste
Anything in the 70s soft rock ballpark is pretty good listening for Steel Ball Run. I'd add these two to the song list for good measure:
Does anyone have a transparent of the TO BE CONTINUED sign? Specifically the anime version.
Dr. Kira's Stand should have been named Killer Killer Queen.
Would you knuckleheads stop getting nothing
Alas, 1 away from double doubles. I'd better hang up my hat for the day.
Looks like you missed this 1
I don't really remember how Kira's dad got his Stand arrow. I thought Diavolo sold all the ones he didn't keep to Enya.
And gappy true power is absorb time in bubbles.
Why is Jotaro such a terrible father?
Because he's an autist and was focused on hunting down arrows and stand users without thinking of the consequences
Also this Aside from George and Joseph
with Holly I can't think of a good Joestar dad.
Why do people like Doobie Wah! so much?
Part 5 is literally the least popular one online you raging homosexual.
Norisuke its a joestar ?
Favorite part 8 stand.
Finally, a kindred spirit.
What the fuck is this Kanji?
I keep seeing it everywhere over JoJo.
a fucking tornado chases you
The key part of the ability isn't that DD can go into stuff, it's that he can rearrange and change the properties of the stuff he dives into
GER obviously. However if Garfreud had 17 laserginies then things might get interesting.
How can you main Kosaku ?
I've never figured out how to play it ?
You're my brother of favourite pose tho
It means something is STINKY
Jojo is a very bad smelling manga
Because it's cool.
Seeing it in action left me breathless.
I can't handle all of this good taste.
weatherreport fags WW@?
Nah man, he's in a different part of the Higashikata family
Pink hair makes him look way too much Diavolo
He knew about DIO's heaven plan
Not that user but I play Kosaku just to try and land those BITE ZA DUSTOs
Stray Cat's air bubbles are pretty strong too.
Eh? I dont remember any Dio/Giorno panel.
where is this from ?
He burned the book
Joseph with Holly
He's also a good father to Josuke. As soon as he found out he had a son, he flew over to Japan, and bonded with him.
Not him, whenever I play that character, I spam the explosive bubbles until I won.
Part 4.5 - Golden Wind is Unbreakable
First of all, he's not.
willing to let Gappy fuck Daiya and kill him later
I'm still not sure why Noriuske wants Gappy so much, but it's for a damn important reason if he'll let that slide
It's from that booklet that Araki published after Part 6 where it shows what happened to every Jojo after the reset.
As soon as he found out he had a son
He only went because Jotaro and the Speedwagon Foundation asked him to help find a serial killer.
You guys are alright
7 and 8 because they're a different continuity.
Can someone tell me what this really means?
BITE ZA DASUTO is clearly the best "Great Heat Attack" in this game
Ya-Yatazo ! Hatsugen shita zo !
I've always had a hunch that the quality of these threads are directly proportional to the number of Mista fans.
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
But afterwards he attempted to bond with Josuke, and you can see them in later arcs hanging out with each other and Shizuka.
It's the katakana character "do"
It's like a dramatic sound effect.
They're stink lines, someone else already told you.
Something scary is about to happen
I'm new to JoJo and don't really have time for the Manga atm so I'm just watching the anime for now - more or less at the beginning of Stardust Crusaders. Please, no spoilers.
Just wanted to ask if there were any doujin or general porn of Anne/Runaway-Girl from the episode where the gang fight Forever and Strength?
The animation for Bites The Dust is the best thing to come out of that game. I've accepted the fact that the anime adaption will never come close to topping its majesty.
The reactions of people who have not read Jojo to this GHA is also entertaining.
My friend doesn't know much about Jojo but I played ASB with him once.
He called me a faggot after I shouted "KILLA QUEE! BITE ZA DUSDO" and did the Kira laugh.
Dio has time stop.
Jotaro defeats Dio because he also has time stop.
Kakyoin and Abdul die.
Jotaro dies at the end of part 6.
He read his diary and knew the plan since the end of SC. this is why Pucci needed his memories; he burned the diary so the only record of DIO's plan left was inside his head. Pucci would probably have never bothered with Jotaro if there'd been another way to find the rest of DIO's plan.
I'm just watching the anime
Please, no spoilers.
user pls stop trying to make us hate you
Nice, but are there any without her getting fucked by a monkey or other disgusting humanoid (i.e: old men who aren't Joesph)?
You could argue that he didn't influence part 5 as much as he could've.
Giorno literally had no reason to be DIOs son. He never finds out about any of the Joestars, or that his father was an immortal vampire. The only real influence he had was with Turtlereff and the arrow.
There's a fapfic on Archive of our Own
I know the reputation of show-only watchers, just give me a break dudes, I have a busy life, I've been watching while I can for 4 months, and am only now on Part 3.
Somebody post JJOO
It's ok user, everyone here would have done the same thing.
You're not a faggot.
It's quicker to read the manga than to watch the anime. Are you brain dead?
I can't believe the fucking lock has been the best episode of part 4 to date.
ty my dude
watching is faster
pretty much the only one
And this board is a dangerous place for people of your kind. You really should read the manga.
I also buy all my manga, I don't really have the money right now for so many volumes, i dislike reading it online, i'm sorry.
Nice backpedaling famicom.
I don't really have the money right now for so many volumes
You are aware a majority of the manga isn't available for sale in English, yeah? Hope you can read Japanese buddy.
The worset fight is Aqua Necklace. The Lock is second best.
Fair enough. You can only buy up to like halfway through Stardust Crusaders in English anyway. If you want to go past that you'll need to be able to read Nip or Italian.
jojo merch at hot topic
I'm afraid of how cancerous this fanbase is going to become
What is it like?
How much of the manga is available in those languages?
I'd guess up to part 6, but I have no idea.
It already kind of is desu. It's only gonna keep getting popular.
Violating paraplegics with creamstarter induced phalluses
French has finished SBR but hasn't started JJL while Italian is the only language outside of JP that's started JJL. They're 9 chapters in I think.
It's just a bunch of shoddy knockoff hats, plastic DIO heart bands and lame 「ＭＥＮＡＣＩＮＧ」print tees, innit. I can only imagine the horror.
Yup it's available from part 1 to 7 in French.
I can't believe the fucking lock has been the best episode of part 4 to date.
I'm just glad Bad Company had a good episode
Has anyone here ever read a part in another language? I'm rereading Vento Aureo, and planning on switching to the Spanish scans once I reach the bad English translations.
what is the meme trilogy of jojo?
Give me a link to read the book.
That Killer Queen popping up when Hayo is screaming is terrifying
1, 3, and 4
He's lying, it's an edited page from Stone Ocean someone made a while back, I don't have it atm
anyone got the template for this? i need to show off my bad taste too.
Giorno all alone
Seriously what was the point of him if he never discovered his origins. I thought maybe Jotaro or even Koichi was going to stay with him, but fuck that. Even Polnareff never found out that he was DIO's son.
Would you a Josuke, Sup Forums?
Kana can be learned by retards with downs syndrome.
47 second long ass sniffing
Holy shit I hope you're joking
Not with that shitty hair.
do you guys find me annoying
How the fuck are SBR and Johnny your least favorites my dude
Holy shit I hope you're joking
BOY MAN MAN
Look at this pleb.
Him being Dio's son was pretty much irrelevant. Araki did nothing with it at all, no inner conflicts, no struggles with that past, no struggle for his own identity, nothing. The only reason he was ever Dio's son was so Araki had a reason for a new JoJo without just saying "lol it's another one of Joseph's illegitimate children"
But the main reason I don't like him is that he's boring. Outside of the first chapter with Koichi he's just a goody two shoes who does nothing wrong. He has built in flaws with growing up without knowing who his real father was and everything, and yet he never confronts them. Just a boring JoJo imo.
thank you user
Araki really dropped the ball hard with Giorno. Which is a shame because he probably had the most potential out of all the JoJos, what with his lineage and all.
I think you're right. Giorno had a lot of potential to have an inner conflict. He still kept that picture of DIO despite never meeting him. I'd even settle for some half chapter where he meets DIO in a dream or something.
Same for me.
I don't dislike the character, I just dislike the fact he is the MC.
He would have made a great supporting tho (like Jotaro in part 4)
jesus fucking christ what the fuck??
SBR bored me and Johnny contributed to that.
It's an overused excuse but the translations really do fuck his character up a good deal.
Giorno's big thing was being in control of the situation and relying on himself, and I think he learns to work with and even rely on others a lot more as the part unfolds.
Take White Album, he loses control of the situation, panics, and nearly gets himself and Mista killed because of it.
Compare that to Green Day where it's a joint effort from Mista and Girono to take down Ciciccococopuffs, he shows a lot more teamwork.
Agree that there should've been more internal conflict, especially over his Jonathan/DIO heritage.
he is wood act 2
is this the duwang translation?
Just wait until you see Part 6's body horror
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
I need some wallpapers with all the joestar family.
This really sets my trypophobia off.
Imagine if heaven's door makes his victim feel pain from being skinned layer per layer like that
most of them would die just from the shock alone
The only reason he was ever Dio's son was so Araki had a reason for a new JoJo without just saying "lol it's another one of Joseph's illegitimate children"
I'm honestly completely ok with that. I like how divorced Part 5 was from the other parts. It also wouldn't make any sense for him to feel an inner conflict between his Joestar/Brando heritage, since he doesn't have any clue who any of the Joestars are and the only thing he knows about Dio is that he's his dad.
Giorno's only character development comes in the White Album fight, where he learns to let others handle things from time to time instead of going full retard as soon as he doesn't have all of the answers.
He's still the worst Jojo though. Bruno does everything better than Giorno and is a lot more interesting to read about to boot.
What about Johnny bored you?
I thought he was one of the more legitimately compelling characters. You see him mature and grow beyond the bratty cripple he started out as in the beginning and he and Gyro were a great team.
But it's text, not holes.
You won't like Catch the Rainbow.
You should go on /w/
are you reading duwang for your first time?
I dunno he just spent a lot of the time moping and didn't really click with me
I know his life was shit but that doesn't really change anything
not him but to me gyro was more the protagonist and fleshed out than johnny
Who said Koichi's plot was consistent?
Well, something about it gives me shivers.
This, the only character that can be argued to be a "reincarnation" of an older one is Diego, and even then he's very different from Dio.
i only copied my boyfriend's data because he downloaded the manga, my internet is too shit to read online and yeah he only have this scanlation
pretty funny though
what would happen if rohan turned all the pages
Fucking hell i never noticed his head on that part
What is the GT of JoJo?
Why does everyone want to fuck this manlet?
He was miserable a lot of the time sure, but he didn't sit on his ass and do nothing.
Like with his whole 'back to 0' spiel he's determined to keep going because he knows things can't get any shittier. Pre-SBR Johnny probably would've quit then and there and his resolve at that part stuck with me.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
The important question is, what did you think of Diego?
I liked Gyro more than Johnny but I think they both played off the other really well. Their dynamic developed both of them.
I mean that makes sense, but then why have him be Dio's son at all? If you're gonna make that connection you should do something with it.
So what would EoH be considered? A DBZ movie?
Dunno, all of it is good though certain Parts have more mixed reception than others. Closest would be 5 or 6, though they're not shit by any means.
For sure Jorge Joestar
Dragon Ball Super
The kid's got balls, pal. A buttload of spunk like you wouldn't believe.
Now what's the Dragon Ball Evolution of JoJo?
Can someone explain to me why it is shit ?
The 2007 movie
The Phantom Blood Movie
Who said this?
The Phantom Blood movie
It's a crackfic, and the author has a list for Kars.
22 Kars each having a requiem stand of one of the main villain stands.
Jorge Joestar isn't shit, it's the holy grail of JoJo media. It's just thematically the same thing it is to JoJo as GT is to Dragon Ball.
It isn't shit tho
He was probably planning on it but it got dropped at some point. Fugo was meant to be a spy for Diavolo and Buccellati was (allegedly) meant to cave right near the end and sell them all out to Diavolo to save himself. Araki most likely had a reason for him to be DIO's son but it got dropped at some point when it was no longer relevant to the plot he had planned.
Diego was breddy gud, but I don't like how he was named Dio just for connection's sake
Not sure how I feel about alt Diego because I was kinda done with Dio at that point since he basically impacted every part
Terrifyingly a cute
Made in Heaven
How do you make these even more overpowered
What the fuck.
Also : what is the best novel ?
Purple Haze Feedback.
Over Heaven is good too.
Purple Haze Feedback
That's a whole lot of Kars.
I don't know if it's necessarily shit, it just reads like bad fanfiction. No, not even bad fanfiction, fanfiction written with a high fever or maybe some hallucinogens.
36 Kars living on Mars, Kira masters the Spin and kills Lisa Lisa, an alternate Diavolo possesses Giorno, Funny Valentine's descendants Funnier and Funniest.
It's just absurd.
You're so fucking impressionable that you think anything new is shit, because no one has said it's shit.
Grow a fucking ball sack and an opinion that's your own you pussy.
Either Jorge Joestar or Purple Haze Feedback since either of them could substitute for a real JoJo story.
Over Heaven is great but it's focused on DIO only.
you will never put a buttload of spunk in Koichi
Purple Haze Feedback and 4th Another Day. 4th Another Day hasn't been translated though.
Never know why I didn't make this till now, maybe because the scene is so long.
The one where Okuyasu gets another fight
then why have him be Dio's son at all
Because Araki had established that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure follows the Joestar bloodline by part 5, forcing him to stick Giorno into their family somehow. Since most of the Joestars were only children, and the stories of the direct lineage had already been told, Araki had to get stupid with it and have Dio father a children with Joestar seed. He could have had a Joestar produce an illegitimate child again, but he already used that trick with Josuke.
K thanks bros.
Well I should give it a try then
This. I don't look for logic in JoJo, but that was not bizarre, just retarded.
I want an OVA of this. Same as PHF.
Does Gappy do anything or does he just eat it?
That Crazy D
The problem with Jorge Joestar is that it's not translated yet. It's halfway done but it's only by one person. He refuses to share his translation so others can team up and finish it quicker.
I can respect that.
Alt Diego was mostly just a plot device to wrap up the Corpse business/end the race. I thought his appearance reinforced that the main Diego with Scary Monsters was unique from Dio, which I liked to see.
I want both of them as animated films. Leave the OVAs at Rohan and Dead Man's Questions.
Star Platinum manages to land a hit that both Tusk Act 4 and GER failed to do.
When will this Jotaro wankery end?
Dont forget the fucking cosmic whale
Nice trips, and good job on being one of the few people here who's not too retarded to understand the ending of part 6.
Seriously, people here think that Pucci dying changed nothing, and everyone remembers the reset in the Ireneverse. It's maddening.
Holy shit I want to cry, when will we get an official JoJo game with a decent story mode?
I wish he'd kill himself. All he ever does is sub Part 4 every week despite it being done by multiple others including CR and tweet the dumbest shit all day. He's such a fucking faggot.
Someone else needs to pick it up immediately.
Never. Might as well consider it a triangle.
Heaven Dio > GER
GER > SP
SP > Heaven Dio
As long as the Japanese exist, never
But Heaven Dio punching away Tusk 4's bullets makes zero sense.
Who is translating Jorge Joestar?
36 Kars living on Mars
Never fails to make me laugh
EoH's biggest problem was it looked like a major multi-part crossover, when it was really SDC pandering.
leaves out multiple side characters like Abbachio, FF, Hot Pants
but it includes several minor villains from Part 3
the other Jojos don't matter, only Jotaro beats DIO
the entire story is a clusterfuck that vaguely resembles the SDC plot
Every time I hear about this fucking thing I learn something new and more inane about it. Why is there a cosmic whale, user. What context is there to this.
Did Valentine send those bullets into the future?
Ok now what would the Anime Labs VHS tapes of JoJo be?
He just stands there and says a couple of lines.
This. To be fair though I didn't get it the first time I read it but on the second it clicked pretty much straight away.
If the Ghostbuster were to invent googles that can see Stands can they also capture then with their Photon Packs?
Why the fuck would you ever need 36 Kars?
No, because that would mean they would be capturing the souls of living people.
I've seen the OVA and TV series but haven't read the manga. Is it worth reading?
i want buy Jorge Joestar
to scan and translate all the shit about kars.
If anyone really wants to know about Jorge Joestar, everything we've ever managed to find out so far is compiled in this pastebin http://pastebin.com/1sJdYBe0
3 biggest asspull characters get donked by The World
somehow the horse is unscatched
Johnny's Horse > Ascended Dio
Is this guy secretly the real JoJo?
He's had more scenes that the rest of the group combined, not to mention he basically killed Avdol
Please do it user. If you spend all your time on it unlike that faggot BuddyWaters and try to get it out as soon as possible, we'd all collectively suck your dick.
You can see a fourth body fly about 5 seconds in before Gappy's kick ass fly shoes block it the horse.
The entire anime is only about 20-30% of the series, it's totally worth it.
Joean Pierre Jolnareff is in fact the true Jojo of SDC
If you're a Kars fan then Jorge Joestar is basically your wet dream.
It makes him into a literal 'did nothing wrong', lets him steal OP as fuck Stands for reasons, and fix the entire universe.
But Avdol did nothing wrong
You mean Joiffel?
It most certainly is. Anime Labs' subs are the exact equivalent of JoJo's Duwang.
So... well... what happen to Giorno and Rohan during the novel ?
God Jesus. It's Duwangonball Z.
we'd all collectively suck your dick.
Even doc? People still owe him.
Holy shit I don't even remember this part
Is it worth reading?
If you don't care about the art shift after Stardust Crusaders.
Especially doc. He's the biggest homo among us.
DO IT. The world deserves to be able to read about 36 Kars living on Mars
Yeah, I fucking hate the fact that EoH was just pure Jotaro masturbation and Stardust pandering. I mean, SDC is the most widely known, and it was the most recently-aired anime at the time, but still.
What I really would have liked is if, at the end, you could choose any of the 8 JoJo's to take out DIO, and each would have slightly different cutscenes/outcomes
If you choose Johnathan, you get some of that good old homoerotic rivalry shit
Joseph knows of DIO, isn't a big fan, they fight it out and when Joseph wins through some classic rusemanship he shows a sign of respect for DIO at the end, like he did with Wham and ACDC
Jotaro gets his usual bullshit
Josuke takes it half seriously because DIO reminds him of a tough boss on an N64 game he's been playing recently, he gets his shit pushed in until DIO rips on his hair, you know the rest
Giorno and DIO show massive respect for each other, but when Giorno wins he takes it back because he expected his so-called father to be stronger
Jolyne has some BS about ending the Joestar curse once and for all, after she beats him she gets some quality daddy-daughter cutscenes with Jotaro
Johnny and Gappy kind of don't give a shit but they get a couple of witty one-liners
It's during when Johnny first shoots Valentine on the train with Love Train.
Here's a scene where I swear that's a truck.
I'm beginning to think Love Trains ends misfortune to not only other places, but also other times. Which is really scary.
What I wanted was some dumb shit to happen where Jonathan gets empowered by the spirits of the others and kills DIO with a Golden Sunlight Overdrive or something.
the first sign that araki was getting tired of jojos being the main character. after polnareff stole part 3 koichi stole part 4, then buccellati was the focus of part 5 and gay priest killed it in part 6.
Jojo's are MC in name only.
I like this way better. Forget the fact that EoH had practically no part 6-8 minor villains and some protags, this would've made it at least somewhat worth it.
This. Fuck it, give him a Stand if you have to; it's not like they're above making shit up.
We needed Jonathan to get stabbed by the arrow and get his own stand, a buff ass punchghost with the ability to cause ripples in time.
He sends the bullets somewhere in the world.
That dead guy looks like Joshuu
According to this he became a personality of Diavolo
He was fun
Giornofags always pretend Giorno is like a little Dio
Giorno acts nothing like Dio except that one beatdown on Ciocolatta
Giorno is less like Dio than Johnny
What minor villains from Part 6 would be fight game-worthy? I could see Ringo, Wekapipo and maybe Blackmore from 7 and Aisho, yotsuyu and Damo from 8, but a lot of the stands in Part 6 are puzzles and gimmicks.
But that looks like the Vietnam war, which obviously did not happen during SBR.
Will Diavolo's suffering ever end ?
so does part 5 finally have a decent translation? read it a while ago when it was put out by shitscans or whoever the fuck, want to read it again now that part 4's getting adapted.
Speaking about EoH, i was a bit disapointed that Kira wasnt the main villain, given Araki is a Kirafag.
Nope, not even the Universe getting reset stopped him.
It's about less than halfway now.
He sends the bullets to any alternate realities, just any random place in any universe.
i want buy Jorge Joestar
to scan and translate all the shit about kars.
pls scan and upload for TEH WIN
Giorno is literally Jonathan 2.0.
The ones who compare him to DIO are hopelessly obsessed with that scene where he has his dad's picture, and try to justify it further by enunciating the GIO in Giorno's name despite the fact that his name is always spelled Joruno in the katakana. Not even Araki paid any attention to the similar spelling of DIO and Giorno's names because it is literally P O I N T L E S S.
Now I don't really like DIO but to see how he would turn out after achieving [Heaven] was a pretty great idea for a video game boss compared to Kira who's pretty weak as far as main villains go.
We'll get a Part 5 anime with professional subs before Part 5 finishes a decent translation
FF is pretty much it. I was mostly talking about lack of anything from part 7. 2 Diegos and all that.
Only the first half, JJCA seem to think that retranslating part 2 is more pressing.
During the events of Jorge Joestar, rather than Dio’s head possessing his body, Jonathan’s head, which was kept by Erina after his death, is sewn onto the ORIGINAL Dio’s body, which is actually the Holy Corpse from Steel Ball Run, and just like Jesus, the pure-hearted Jonathan comes back to life in the process, and obtains the Stand called The Passion, which could be considered the ultimate evolution of Hermit Purple: it either takes the form of Hermit Purple-like thorns around Jonathan’s head, or takes a form which resembles Jesus completely ; it’s the same Jesus that Johnny Joestar and Blackmore saw in Steel Ball Run. Either way, The Passion seemingly allows Jonathan to see the future.
Well fuck. This is all I ever wanted to see in the actual series, Jonathan coming back.
Only if his stand is called 「LUCK AND PLUCK」
Kira gets March of the Black Killer Queen
His goal is to take the hands of every female character in the Jojoverse
JJCA seem to think that retranslating part 2 is more pressing
Why are JoJo fan translators so incompetent?
tfw i fapped to him
JJCA seem to think that retranslating part 2 is more pressing.
For what fucking purpose? We have the anime, it should be lowest priority.
well shit, it's the second half that's the worst of it.
Come on son.
Araki didn't make EoH. It was all CC2.
Donatello could have been interesting, maybe Rykiel.
I love Diego but HP not being in was a crime.
They could've had an awesome DHA together.
Considering if Part 4 goes all year to 39 episodes, we're going to see Part 5 next year.
Oh god. Are they Hamonfags?
That's the feeling being a winner, son.
They fucking dropped the ball on DHAs.
No Jonathan and Speedwagon
No Young Joseph and Old Joseph
No Jolyne and Annasui
No Josuke and Jo2uke
No Hol Horse and Mista
One million fucking combos with the SC cast
I honestly think that every character should've had at least one DHA no matter how hard they had to stretch it.
It could work. Just make it Deadman Questions Kira who is a ghost. And then you can have some contrived stand-related bullshit that gets him a new physical body and a more powerful stand.
Heck, you can even have a story line where ghost Kira finds DIO's book or wanders into the original meteor crash site.
Never. Giorno outright says that 'never-ending is an ending'. Infinity is his fate.
JoJolion is translated the day it comes out
Vento Aureo still hasn't finished retranslating.
god i'd love to see hot pants in EoH
Good. JoJolion is worth the effort.
I would honestly pay someone like $20 a month on patreon to translate Jorge Joestar immediately. I'd add an extra $100 to see BuddyWaters have his ass rammed by a giant nigger.
no Kira/Kosaku teamup
ANNASUI HAS NO DHAs, not with Jolyne OR Weather
no Dios/Diegos DHAs
They did some good with the Giorno/DIO and Dio/DIO ones but overall, come on.
it ends the way it started
I really liked that scene where Dio hit Wang Chen for insulting Jonathan, it was kinda like an abstract version of respect. I wish Araki went even further into Jonathan and Dio's relationship. DIO Feedback where he sees Jonathan in his dreams when?
Someone post the gifs of a guy kicking a ball but it's jojo stands
It would be even better, if Jolyne somehow fell for him, and then we get Annasui and Jotaro going after them, who are pulling a bonnie and clyde across Japan.
Holy shit, even Jolyne/Annasui and Speedwagon/Jonathan don't even have a unique DHA??
what the fuck?
do it based user
no DHA between the Pillar men at all
Honestly speaking, CC2 should have just made a Part 3 game with EoH. They really should have.
Just go the whole nine yards and make a giant Jotaro wank tribute with an original story, instead of wasting our time with half-assed renditions of the rest of the parts.
Trish and Mista DHA
Silver Chariot Requiem appears and they switch bodies.
Banter about hairy hands.
Mista reaches down Trish's crotch scene gets re-enacted.
Dio and Jonathan's dynamic is what made Part 1, the whole thing of Dio changing from looking down on Jonathan to him becoming the one man he respects and being convinced they are tied by fate, and that his bloodline is there to help him
1 copy available
At least buy it for yourself before someone else takes it.
No Wham/Joseph DHA
Assuming we get another JoJo game...
How do you want it to be played? Do you want another ASB with more features, or was EoH a good idea that was poorly executed? Or do you have an idea for something totally new?
What ideas might you have for it? Characters, stages, gamemodes, etc.
That crotch-reaching scene in Silver Chariot Requiem really sums up Mista's character perfectly. The very first thing he did after regaining consciousness was scramble for a gun, check for danger, and then finger a pussy.
I wouldn't mind EoH gameplay at all if it was restricted to the hub world, but the fighting absolutely has to be ASB/HFTF gameplay.
Also FF and Hot Pants are must next time, assuming they're doing another all-star game.
I want ASB2. EoH was just a clone of Naruto Bladestorm, while ASB was a very solid fighting game.
That sounds so based. I want it more than anything.
A unity engine first person Slendy-clone starring Kira's ghost, who is forced to navigate the spooky ghost alleyways will finding the eight pieces of Killer Queen.
Enemies include hands and Cheap Trick, all of which can cause jump scares and screamer game overs.
He's got the biggest ego of all time, makes random grandiose speeches and doesn't rely on anyone buy himself.
Not only that but he's got some loose moral values as well ("I'll do what I believe is the right thing even if I fuck over other people").
How is that no Dio?
2D fighter similar to ASB
New animations and new supers, I'd get tired of seeing the same super moves for the third game in a row.
Add FF, HP, and some more JoJolion characters like Josefumi and Dr. Kira
Make a decent original story mode.
ASB would be perfect if it was at 60fps and the health was lower about 50%
Heritage for the Future 2. Everything from parts 1 to 8.
Just a good old fashioned 2D fighting game. Like a hybrid of the JoJo fighting game on the PSX/Dreamcast combined with elements of Persona 4 Arena, except it has characters from all the parts
Also pic related as a playable character please
it's you again
ASB2 with better gameplay, 60 fps, on PC, and more characters from 6 - 8.
So we can get Carl Clover shenanigans back like in HTTF
Diego gets turned into a dinosaur
His skin pattern just happens to spell DIO
Josefumi and Dr. Kira
Yes it's me again.
ASB with HFTF speed and/or turbo mode
I somewhat doubt it'll EVER come to PC except via emulation but the rest I agree with.
name is Diego
hat spells DIO
Modern science can't explain that.
rohanbot is a gift
Ungalo is just born a fucking Quasimodo abomination
his skin pattern just happens to mark a U under his eye
These niggas get it
Heritage For The Future but with characters from every part. Get Arc System Works involved if possible. Done, 10/10 JoJo game right there
Yeah fuck Bamco
What if there was an alternate universe where the manga was an adaptation of the anime
So instead of animeonlys we had mangaloids
Manga is the superior medium so they wouldn't be half as bad compared to animeonly retards.
Especially considering anime is more popular than manga in general.
HE WAS A MANGALOID
Why the best jojo isnt playable on EOH ?
Got a Stand, me. Can't be doin' wiff this Dio fella.
I didn't realize there was art of that kid
We need a Carl Pilkington Kira, with other villains as the faggots I don't care about.
Who is best husbanfu material ? and why is Fugo ?
Fugo had such a shitty fashion sense. Literally the worst in part 5, even worse than Pesci or Diavolo.
He is here now
Fuck off faker!
Moba. It would be the best genre to put in the most characters with the most varied abilities.
that's not doctor kira
QUICK HANDCUFF GAY PRIEST
SOMEBODY BREAK HIS PRIESTLY FACE
kira best jojo
This nigga gets it, no one can challenge how perfect a husbando Kira is
He is here now
someone please tell me how to unblock my ear, there's so much pressure im deaf
Man when I finally read Part 6 I couldn't stop giggling every time Gay Priest showed up
fuck you jojo threads
Gay Priest is here now
Part 5 characters alternate costumes from the Chariot Requiem body swap just so I can listen to Sex Pistols hitting on Trish's body.
Horrible taste senpai. Mobas are very shallow in terms of gameplay and generally don't do well in terms of sales, since LoL and DOTA2 are basically the only ones anyone gives a shit about.
Not to mention JoJo has a history of fighting games, going back to HftF
Faggot doesn't know what he's talking about. Ignore him.
Good argument, about as in-depth and interesting as a LoL match, only it didn't take an hour to read.
What the hell goes on in this story?
i've said it a few times before and i'll say it again
jojo fightan by arc system works.
I dont know user
Livin' on Mars
Does anyone have female Giorno X Mista pictures?
Thank you for the input anons, I will consider these in the future stages of development. I still promise to keep FF and Kir8 as characters, I'll see what I can do about Ringo.
are you going to say that araki is your dad?
morioh sprouts legs and begins walking around, as does the passione HQ
36 kars on mars return to earth and steals killer queen
no Hot Pants
Are there any colored panels of Tamaki Damo yet?
Sorry im a little late. These things are hard to make.
Could you add the the best secret girl?
This bait would be more effective if each box said "didn't watch yet" or "no anime yet" instead of "reading is for nerds".
Just my two cents.
The World's WORLD
I'd laugh at this but I've seen people like this before, so it just makes me mad.
I've seen people like this before
I refuse to believe
"didn't watch yet. does anyone know a good streaming site that has it?"
I like it.
I don't think so.
I don't remember her name but that's a Stand user from PHF.
worrying about depth in a jojo game
worrying about sales in a jojo game
Listen, I'm talking nitty gritty fanservice bait, get as many characters and stands playable as possible. I'm not looking for lol or dota tier popularity. I'm looking for the best format to dick around with as many jojo characters as possible.
It's A Small World
just this one
i want a jojo musou
Damn. That's disappointing.
Most animeonlies I've met aren't like this, but there have been two in particular I've met who basically just spouted memes related to the anime while I tried to have a discussion about it with some friends.
Basically it was
Haha ZA WARUDO
That kind of thing,
Jojo visual novel
But seriously I would want another RPG like the 7th stand user
Josuke punches Surface to pieces
it's completely unlinked to user and he isn't hurt
How the fuck does this stand work? Is it gone altogether now that he broke the doll?
No relation to Araki or anyone in game industry. Just a bored user who loves fightan games and is tired of the shit JoJo fightan games we've been getting (HftF is fun, the best of the bunch, ASB is fine as a fanservice game, personally 3D fighters aren't my thing but I liked it for what it was, EoH can go fuck itself, I'm tired of this Part 3 wankery). I've posted before about this, just talking about working with UE4 a bit and discussing mechanics and whatnot. I've got a google doc I haven't touched a while I need to update.
I love Hot Pants, I think she is one of the top-tier girls of the series because she confused my dick for a while, but I cannot with 100% certainty add her. I'm not super duper creative with coming up with moves for character if they don't have a combat oriented Stand or a Stand that acts mostly like a healer type. If I can come up with some ideas down the road I'd love to. I'm promising Ringo because time reversal and guns is gonna be fun.
Sheila E will have to wait too I'm afraid. I haven't read all of PHF either. I need to get on that.
Did they browse tumblr by any chance?
It was a Stand bound to it. That's not what the Stand really looks like.
This shit even goes back to early part 3 with Strength and Wheel of Fortune
Wouldn't suprise me if they did. They were the lelsorandom spork of doom type.
The stand isn't the doll. It's just what he uses to transform into people. Surface left the doll when the bikers came.
So why the fuck did it listen to that little shit if it's bound to the doll?
It's a bound stand, meaning the stand has no form and has to bind to an object to work right. Destruction of the bound object just means he needs to get a new one.
Tumblr actually has an active JoJo fanbase that read the manga
It's his stand, he just needs to tie it to something for it to work. It's not the object's stand. What's hard to understand about that?
Only on the cover where everyone's pink. He has white hair there. So no clue what the standard colour scheme is gonna be.
You're missing the point. It's still hid stand, it just doesn't have a physical form. Think of it as possessing a doll instead.
So how long until BITES ZA DUSTO becomes the new ZA WARUDO?
Well even then most animeonlies still don't just make sick references to it 100% of the time. I like to think most animeonlies are smart enough to not fall into talking in memes.
And yeah, Tumblr's manga fanbase of JoJo is actually surprisingly bigger than I though
for better or for worse.
Cmon seriously? He writes fucking BABY STAND in his arm, has had two nightmares that make him go berserk, has seen the baby staring at him and has been bleeding randomly.
From all this shit he doesnt even consider telling the group whats going on?
I mean come the fuck on why are they dragging this shit out so long, its boring as all fuck. I just want to watch big guys with purple hair beat the shit out of vampires
Man, fuck babies.
big guys with purple hair beat the shit out of vampires
This isn't the series for you then, I'm afraid.
But he did tell the group and they didn't believe him. Did you pause like 2 minutes into the episode before posting?
Bound Stand. Stand is bound to an object but isn't the object itself, so damage to the object doesn't damage the Stand or the user. On the flip side, if the object is destroyed then they lose access to the Stand, not the Stand itself.
All hes told them so far is "Man ive had these weird dreams that i cant remember" and theyre like k.
Then he assaults the baby with 0 explanation and everybody tells him to stop being a retard and he just goes "o-ok.."
Kakyoin is the smartest member in the group by far. They should have just believed him and decapitated the baby on the spot.
maybe you should fucking finish the episode before I turn you into a donut just like kakkers
Friend starts accusing a baby of being a murderer
Has no evidence outside of "I've had this weird reoccurring dream where a clown tried to kill me"
I dunno, sounds logical to me they'd side with him.
I just want to watch big guys with purple hair beat the shit out of vampires
fuck off and never watch jojo again
Do you think Hol Horse is good in bed?
Jolyne is so cute I want to kiss her
his dick works like emperor he can guide where the cum goes
Go to bed, Anasui.
If only Polnareff wasn't a stupid fucking french fry and left himself a note when he went to the dream world with Kakyoin in the first place
Alas, poor donut
its split into two, how was i supposed to know.
Even so, regardless, what this guy said.
Even Jotaro knows something weird is going on, him and Joseph both felt something weird in the plane after making sure completely everything was stand free.
Then a woman gives them a baby that they have no way of getting back to her, and things start going to shit, and none of them can figure it out
I've accepted the fact that shits "bizzare" but this is even worse suspension of disbelief than Joseph finding and piloting a fucking WW2 bomber off a cliff. Its honestly just making me mad
You're one of those fags that thinks this series is barashit yeah?
I got some bad news for you user...
stupid fucking french fry
Hey don't talk bad about Polnareff just because he gets crippled and dies in part 5
Why is this allowed?
Fresh baked bread here, move when ready
He doesn't die, though.
He just becomes a tortoise.
Also no, I dont particularly give a shit how things are done.
I like the idea of stands, but the entirety of SDC so far has been them fighting a stand user one by one, and only doing one on ones for some dumbass reason. And this has gone on for 20 episodes now where half the episode is filler bullshit that is completely unimportant and worthless, and the other half is them being lectured to by the stand user just to beat him in one hit.
Because the world is a cruel, uncaring place, user.
Turtles are dick, I don't give to fuck
The formula gets better later on, just stick with it. The first half of SDC is considered one of the most boring parts here, so you're not alone.
Get used to it or read the manga to speed it up. SDC isn't special until Egypt arc. We all did it, you can do it too.
I hope so. The first two arcs or parts or whatever were fucking wonderful imo, and this shit is killing me so far.
I know how you feel, but power through it. It only gets (kinda) better from here. I really suggest just reading it to speed it up, David Prod. for some reason made some of the shortest fights long as fuck.
Jesus it was two episodes?
I forgot how long David made some of the smaller stand fights in SDC.
Well if it's your first time user, it does get a lot better, you just gotta stick with it.
Yeah, Part 3 was a bit long in the manga but the anime REALLY drags the short fights out. The second half of Part 3 is MYCH better and Part 4 onwards blows 1, 2 and 3 out of the water.
posting the old context pic
Can you post the new one for me then?
Guys, where can I read part 6 without the shit scans?
If such a thing exists?
part 6 is fully translated and colored
thanks for posting a non shit version of my pic
Do you mean part 5?
I've yet to hear someone say the current JJCA scans of part 6 are bad.
i hurt my wrist doing that
They're good but man they are littered with grammatical errors and mistakes
That's still leagues better than any scans we have of VA.
that is true
His final fight against jotaro was awesome as hell for one. Memorable too.
he's just a vampire