to those who have read the books.
Who do you want most in Konosuba 2nd cool?
Sugita as Vanir.
I want more megumeme
Asspull of an ending.
It's not happening, that is when I dropped it.
Everyone wants piece of her.
I wanna see Megumin go full jihad
Vanir and his trolling ass.
You know i wonder if theyll actually show it off since they skipped in season 1. They probably didnt consider theyd get a second season but now its actually important since its relevant the second season.
Sena left in a hurry, and returned with a cup of brewed tea.
I took a sip…!
“It’s too warm! Don’t the prosecutor here know how to brew tea! And with your fierce attitude you probably don’t have a boyfriend right? Since there is a magic item here, it’s my turn to ask the question. Do you have any man you are close with?”
Sena looked at me expressionlessly and said firmly:
“No. Yes, because of my personality, I never had a boyfriend even after living until this age. Are you happy now? I advise you not to go too far.”
Looking at the bell that didn’t ring, I apologized fearfully.
“Anyway, what are the bad rumours you heard about me? Just those that were brought up by the adventurers yesterday?”
“Erm, well… apart from those, I heard you stripped the panties off a young girl adventuring with you in public, forced a crusader living in the same house as you to wash your back in the shower. You think your party’s priest is troublesome and want to abandon her in a dungeon, all these rumours made you a suspicious character—”
Seeing me turning stiff, Sena looked at me with suspicious eyes.
“… Are they just rumours?”
“Kazuma! Darkness said that if you are not coming back, she will doodle on your face! She is holding a marker excitedly now!”
… I, I won’t be shaken by something like this.
I’m dead anyway, do what you want with my bod…
“…? What are you doing Megumin? What are you doing to Kazuma’s clothes… Hmmm Megumin!? Wait, wait Megumin!?”
“Hey, hey stop, what are you all doing to my body? Don’t desecrate the dead, you will be cursed!!”
“Where is Megumin! She isn’t back yet?! That stupid loli, don’t think I will hold back because she is a kid. I will strip her with steal and let her enjoy the same treatment!”
“Megumin said she will stay in the inn with her friend for a few days after visiting the adventure guild ahhhhh!?”
After seeing I was nude, Darkness who was reading a magazine on the couch hid her face into the magazine.
I still don’t get what her standard of shame was, and had no time for her.
Aqua looked at me who was grinding my teeth with bloodshot eyes.
“………… Hey Kazuma, having confidence is a good thing, but I think being too cocky is not good.”
“Mo, moron! Weren’t you there when Megumin wrote this!? Damn, damn you ahhhh!”
I escaped back into the bathroom.
And wash the words ‘Holy sword Excalibur ↓’ from my lower abdomen.
This one the most though
… As we were on our way to return, a young girl ran towards us in a hurry.
She was about ten years old.
She fell in front of us.
Darkness and I rushed to her in a hurry. She struggled and said while resisting the pain—
“Ah… Thank you, onii-san, onee-san…”
— She smiled weakly.
My tortured soul was healed by her smile.
“Are you okay? Be careful next time, can you stand?”
I offered a hand to the little girl as I spoke. The girl grabbed my hand happily.
Her smile was so pure. Ah, how healing.
“Uhmm, I am fine! Thank you! … Nah, kind onii-san, can you tell me your name?”
“Kazuma, Satou Kazuma, this scary looking onee-san here is Darkness.”
Darkness used her hands to poke my temples immediately.
After hearing my name, the little girl took out a pen and paper.
“Sa tu Ka za mah? How is it spelled? Please write it down for me onii-san.”
“Okay, my name is…”
As I was going to write my name down, I saw the header on that piece of paper.
‘Axis Cult entry form’.
I tore that piece of paper in half.
I want this part to be one of those scenes where you can see they spent time animating, live I want Kazuma's face go from a shining gleam to like pure rage
DEEN QUALITY shown through a lot in Season 1.
Just don't completely fuck it up like Oregairu.
How come all the girls in the anime wear modern panties but no bra?
I actually like the derpfaces. Makes it all the funnier.
I think it's more relevant to ask which parts the anime will skip over.
Axis Cult is the Jehovah's Witnesses of fantasy 'Straya?
I hope they never take away the :I faces
Yunyun pride worldwide.
Me too. It's be like Shaft taking away the head tilts.
"to those who have read the books"
thread has less replies than its ever had
Reading is too hard on my autism and ADHD. Trying to read anything more than a chapter is torture.
Much of the
fanfic is awkward reading. It's better than nothing, of course, but I wish they'd acquire useful editors. It amazes me still that some of the chapters have three people listed but have errors and clumsiness all over the place.
That outfit does amazing things to me.
We can agree it's much better than Megumin's silly winter outfit.
*this is, not it's
I have a kink for tall blonde knights and she fits the bill exactly.
Anything she does turns me on.
Spoilered for your moral protection.
Better than the skintight bodysuit? Don't make me choose.
make sandwiches with her.
Also I hope it's 26 episodes so we can get Crimson village and Big Boss infiltration animated.
I'd warm up her oven.
I wouldn't expect an ESL newfag to understand the joy of making sandwiches.
I'd glaze her donut, if you know what I mean.
He must be really into cooking.
Yeah, that's probably it.
join Eris cult
get two iPads
Why haven't you joined yet?
Is Kazuma and Aqua acting like nouveau-riche assholes a possibility or does that appear in later volumes that won't be covered?
Apparently that's in a later volume.
Megumin is just too adorable.
We hated the bodysuit, though.
Speak for yourself.
Who is "we?" The Association for the Advancement of Homosexuals with Poor Taste?
Does anyone have the hot as fuck Aqua story that was posted on one of these threads a while back?
I wish that guy did a Megumin and a Darkness one desu.
The trial, Dorkness being Dorkness, and best boy
that fuckin Yunyun, she looks nothing like the LN illustrations
I want to see the scene with Kazuma and Megumin bathing together, that'll fuckin cement her as best girl
I want to bully Sena
Sena-chan is so moe.
Yeah, is the first time that he see her like a woman then the harassment begins
I want hatesex with her and Claire
Is she a rapist to little girls?
It's the little sister she never had.
she did some weird things to me in the bath, then followed me to my bed
ceily is a rapeist
Can´t blame her, Megumin is for do weird things in the bath, and sleep with her
Kazuma should have brought up what she said in order to join the party.
I have a strong desire to stick my dick in the crazy.
You may stick your dick in a crazy, but you DON'T stick your in an axis cultist
I can't into subtly. Was Darkness expecting sexy time when she visited Kazuma's room in Volume 8?
Also, she seems to have matured a lot more since the events of Volume 7. At least it feels like she's acting more her age than a perverted 13 year old.
She's overworked. Darkness will act like a 13 year old when her dad gets better.
I want extra episodes so they adopt Volume 5.
Fuck volumes 6 and 7. 6 was only good at the very end and 7 was shit all around.
Vol 6 is worth for Onii-sama and Big Boss
6 was great cover to cover, I don't know what you're smoking.
7 I can understand, but it's a Darkness volume and the two Darkness volumes were both about her being shipped off to marriage. The best scenes happened during Kazuma's infiltration since there was some very meaty Darkness development.
Why does she wear such a short skirt?
Useless crusader only good for her slutty body
navel that low
The artist makes some odd mistakes.
Gotta put the product on display if you want it to sell.
Considering the most recent chapter, she's not even particularly good at using her slutty body. That, or she's an amazing unintentional cocktease.
Not the lacking of abs
But she's a young maiden, and young maidens don't have defined abs.
Young maidens don't look cool on suits
So why is Megumin the best girl?
Because she is a scum
But that's wrong, Aqua is best girl. Not romantically, just like a good character that is enjoyable to watch and read.
already have a waifu
Megumin keeps asking me to show her my "explosion magic"
Does Megumin eat the Farfetch'd?
Chokes the shit out of it BIG XP GAINZ
and to bully YunYun
[Onion duck strangling intensifies]
Are they translated, or do I have to crawl my way through them at a snails pace in jp? Also, does the humor even translate well into words?
I want Megumin to choke my chicken.
No translations. Only fanfic.
The humor is slapstick and situational instead of puns. It works fine in English.
Is not bullying when is to Yunyun
The real question is how will they top the god tier ED?
I really thought the finale in vol 2 Explosions was that Chomsuke could survive explosions, like Jack Bauer in It's Always Sunny. I'm always WAY off.
Ahhhh... it's good to see some Darkness appreciation. Don't get me wrong, I love Magumin and Auqua as much as the next guy (given that the next guy loves them roughly as much as I do), but poor Darkness needs some attention too.
I'm actually surprised she doesn't get more love on Sup Forums. The whole dorky shy but perverted seems like the kind character Sup Forums would love. Plus, I just love that her name is Darkness when she's the farthest thing from.
I love Darkness out of the three
I am ready to embrace all the abuse just as Darkness would
By making an extended version.
can't argue with that
when did this shit become Wild Wild West?
reading light novels
Not even once.
Speak for your goddamn self, kill yourself.
Not even once
Have you heard the full version?
There is also a version sung solely by Megumin
when someone other than me get this
As far as I know the 90s version is the full version? Hadn't heard the Megumin version yet though, thanks.
Megumin is a lewd girl
When does this come out?
I assume with the last BD volume
Will they ever visit Kazuma's world?
Is there a way to download all the fanfics? I'm about to go to internet no man land for a week.
I tried watching this show but i dropped it after 3 episodes because it seemed really generic, but I keep seeing threads about it on here so I'm wondering if it gets better later on and if I should continue watching it
I thought it was rather amusing
No, isekai writers for some reason never do this and it pisses me off
I don't know, it feels like I've seen the same type of thing in a million other anime.
If you dont like it by episode 3, you wont get into it.
Alright, I just felt like I might be missing something based on how much people seem to love this show.
It's a fantasy setting, if you're not into those I can see how they can blend together. It also depends depends on how you like your japanese humor. It's not for everyone.
Chris never wears skirt anymore after Kazuma's steal incident
That's super cute, nigga.
copy and paste into a text doc or something
Kazuma hasn't had a good opportunity to tell them he isn't from their world
Well done comedy is not a thing a million other animes do.
Can someone pls spoonfeed me volume 8? I can't find it translated at the same place i downloaded the first 7.
its only partially translated, it isn't done yet. Only 4 chapters are done. It should be in the same place as the other 7
Cute as fuck
I'd be sorely tempted to buy a megumin hat toque.
It happened in ShieldBro
Would you patrol the jungle with Megumin?
I-it isn't I checked, pls help me user. I need more Darkness and Megumeme in my life.
where the fuck did you get it from?
You might as well read the fanfic, user
It's just as good trust me
I love the smell of Megumin in the morning
The butler of Darkness saying she has to sell her "Slutty body."
Google drive link some guy gave me, but it hasn't updated with the new volume.
just get it from skythewood
You will never wake up to the scent of a hot, sweaty Megumin after a long night of tender lovemaking
You know your stuff, user.
Gate is the most recent example.
I'm waiting for this to happen.
My father actually served in the unit whose patch she's wearing
Did he kill many commies?
You'd think they'd at least be more curious about the nature of Aqua, given her godlike power that she keeps displaying when she floods the town, revives people several times over, and acts as a massive mana reservoir
Lewdest thing I've seen in a while.
I don't think they're that freaked out since they're both freaks themselves.
Normal humans being able to cast EXPLOSION is not possible really and Lalatina tanks blows that shatter walls and begs for more. As far as they're concerned she's just a freakishly gifted priest like they are.
its hinted he'll tell them soon, but as of now, they both think Aqua's a retard
She can revive people because she's an arch priest, and most of their group is made up of advanced classes. They just take it for granted.
DODONKO DODONKO DODONKO DODONKO DODONKO DODONKO
Her weakness is explosions.
Doesn't she keep forcing Eris to make an exception for Kazuma?
I remember them mentioning a rule that you can only be revived once
I think the rule was that you couldn't be revived if you'd been reincarnated once?
For Kazuma because he was reincarnated into that world, which doesn't make a lot of sense to me, since the people that chose that world should be able to keep trying, like in a game.
Reviving is a priest skill.
Id weaken her all night long
No one has that much mana.
Unless i entered that world with a cheat item that gave me an infinite mana pool
I bet Kazuma feels real silly.
Only because he doesn't "tap" into his mana pool
I'm waiting for Megumin's butt tattoo
No since Jehovah's Witnesses have standards
I'm surprised Kazuma ignored that during their bath scene
Because he still thought she was outside his strike zone, bet if he know Megumin will be 14 next month, he would craving Megumin's butt
What happens when Kazuma turns 17? It's been over a year.
Seems he is still 16 based on vol 8 profile. Don't ask me why
Maybe it's like Pokemon.