His waifu is shorter than 5'9 and has filthy short hair

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

His waifu is shorter than 5'9 and has filthy short hair

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http://myanimelist.net/character/32639/Eris
Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

I mean seriously.

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

So, your hobbies include attempting to piss off neckbeards on the internet and jacking off to trashy japanese cartoons. Anything else Mr. user?

Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

Troll harder, Blue Dart.

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

My waifu is 4'8" does indeed have short hair.
I bet you're waifu is 3DPD.

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

Your half right.

Jacking off is boring and i don't want burn marks on my dick.

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

his waifu knows about the dick

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

I bet your waifu is a cry baby and can't drive.

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

She doesn't cry and drives robots. Checkmate atheists.

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

5'9
Talk in fucking centimeters.

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

Try again fucko

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

Why is her face so punchable and fuckable at the same time?

Ryder White
Ryder White

burn marks
What

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

mine is 252 feet long.

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

His waifu is from a +2010 show

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

Lets just say i have a very strong grip.

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

I think you have severe autism.

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

not realizing that short girls with short hair are fucking based

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

Or a very dry waifu...

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

How will she shop for your groceries if she can't reach the item in the top row?

Aaron Howard
Aaron Howard

Don't you have a river to be floating in?

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

what the fuck are you trying to do with your dick you psychotic mother fucker

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

She can jump. And because she doesen't have big, floppy cowtits, she won't fall over afterwards.

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

Noa?

Grayson White
Grayson White

She can jump.
And what if she still can't reach user?

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

Then I'm going to jail for pedophilia.

There's a limit to how short she can be, too.

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

What emotion is being conveyed by this face?

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

Your waifu hairline fucked up.

Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

who is this waifu?

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

The face of smug and need of anal lovin'

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

need for anal lovin'
I feel that every waifu can make a face conveying the need for anal lovin'.

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

entire show about distributing porn
never once crosses their minds that they can film themselves having sex

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

The Doujins just make themselves, don't they?

Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

Implying an herbivore man and a "pure maiden" can get it on
Even if they did they'd need facial mosaics

Mason Wilson
Mason Wilson

But she is like average height for a Japanese woman, which isn't near 5'9"

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

She also cuts her hair.
That's the joke.

Henry King
Henry King

Character development is wonderful

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

implying short haired girls aren't cute

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

his waifu is a man

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

She also cuts her hair.
Whaaaaat

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

Because character development.

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

They're the cutest, which is why you can't count them. Wouldn't be a fair contest.

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

Any women who cuts her hair short is a man.

Only thing that can save this is by having titts that can be grabbed.

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

She does have breasts

Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

Nobody in Japan is over 5' 9". It's an island of manlets and womanlets.

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

Japan will never have manlet kings like Tsuda.

Then again he's 5' 10" and only a teenager.

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

You keep thinking that.

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

Nobody in Japan is over 5' 9

Aomine definitely is over 6ft

Levi Campbell
Levi Campbell

anime =/= reality

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

Shut your whore mouth.

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

but how tall is kajou?

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

Unremarkable height.

Nathan Johnson
Nathan Johnson

what is waifu in OP from?

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

Yakuza fags there are giants bruh.

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

Who are the twins

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

With heels in that pic probably around 5'6"

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

LN characters that aren't getting animated.

Such is the life of a flop.

A meme anime/LN about PCness ruling the earth, Its hit or miss.

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

oh is it the one where it's like "what if lewdness didn't exist"?

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

Yes.

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

say that to her face fucker not online and see what happens

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

centimeters
What are those?

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

Some of the girls are probably wearing high-heels.

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

say that to my face not online and watch as i kill your entire family and leave you for last while i slowly roast you on a spit watching your dog getting raped by a furry and your waifu shit and pissed on and then see what happens

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

But I'm 51..

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

Imagine being a male and being under 6'0, I'd probably kill myself

Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

TFW I'm 5'9

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

h-haha yeah..

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

Long hair is objectively less cute but can be tolerable depending on style
Either go extremely tall or extremely short if you have a height difference fetish, if not then your waifu's height shouldn't matter to you if you love her.

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

Over half the male population of the world should kill themselves?

Jack White
Jack White

What is survival of the fittest

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

FUWA IS THE BEST GIRL PROVE ME WRONG PROTIP YOU CANNOT

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

Implying you aren't a manlet
Implying the new gen wouldn't have heigh delusions similar to yours

Implying someone so ugly can be best

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

I'm 6'2 and literally the shortest male in the family.
Sorry you have to deal with Inferior genes.

Natural selection will soon deal with you.

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

Something that clearly doesn't apply to height when people over 6 feet tall are in the minority almost everywhere.

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

It's probably one of the reasons why so many Asians kill themselves.

Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

wanting a tall ugly she beast slut
wanting a midget who will give you short sons

Average master race

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

Not wanting a tall nympho beast

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

Fuwa
ugly
kill yourself for having such shit taste.

taller humans have historically had a lower chance of survival compared to shorter ones.

you're retard.

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

My IRL wife is 5'3" and fucking adorable. Tell me where you live so I can come fight you, faggot.

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

London.

Come outside buckingham palace, I'll beat you up infront of your waifu.

James Martin
James Martin

taller humans have historically had a lower chance of survival compared to shorter ones.

Citation needed.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

source is the entirety of history prior to 1800.

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

>>14157811

implying Lina Inverse isn't perfect size and all

That's some heresy you're speaking user.

Josiah Watson
Josiah Watson

girl is taller than 5'3

IMMEDIATELY put in the fucking garbage.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

>mfw
i'm just as tall as that guy
just kill me already

Isaac Garcia
Isaac Garcia

His waifu is dead

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

I really hate shortness of any kind
You're probably a turbo-manlet that's just projecting.

Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

filthy short hair
Are talking shit about Noa?

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

not having a bitesized waifu

Eli Green
Eli Green

i mean, how can she not? She has to, since she gets it on a regular bases from me.

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

Yes and?

Ian Edwards
Ian Edwards

She's Japanese, a girl, and a teenager, of course she's going to be short.

She's still perfect in my eyes though.

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

shorter than 5'9
Yes, but so what? Tall girls are disgusting

has filthy short hair
No.

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

Aren't pretty much all Japanese girls in anime under 5'9"?

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

Well I'm 168 cm so...

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

How the fuck is 5'10 or 6'0 tall for you? Are you some degenerate manlet?

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

not liking small petite girls
Do you like men?

Jeremiah Wood
Jeremiah Wood

2016
he still uses silly imperial measurements

But yeah, my waifu is a healthy shortstack.

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

what is being too large to fit in a fighter jet

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

Womanlets, when will they learn?

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

Lolis will inherit the earth.

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

his waifu has a smaller penis then him

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

have tall girl fetish
I'm 6'1

I'm actually jealous of manlets. I wish I was 5'.

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

What about the nordic five? Suicide rates are ridiculously high in Norway and Finland but they're all tall people there.

Wyatt Rodriguez
Wyatt Rodriguez

all

Nope.

James Perez
James Perez

Fuck off retarded frogposting tripshit.

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

Well, not all obviously, but they're among the tallest people in the world.

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

172
Almost
Ridiculously long hair though

Jaxon Mitchell
Jaxon Mitchell

I bet you're waifu is 3DPD
There aren't any tall 3DPD stupid

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

I don't see the problem? I'm 6'4" or 193cm for non retarded people. When I was in Japan a little less than a year ago the japanese girls were all over me. I could go to a night club and girls would approach me literally every 10 minutes with really brave opening lines.

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

So kajou might be 5'5'' or 5'4''? Man, that's perfect.

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

Ah. Now I see why nips like flip phones.

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

Didn't penis hair go through a growth spurt in the LN

Jaxon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gonzalez

No way she looks atleast 5'8.

Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

be 161cm (5' 3")
become depressed as fuck when thinking about satisfying non-existent girls who's taller than me
>this is why i could stomach fisting

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

he starts his greentext with capitals

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

A man of taste!

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

implying
I'll have you know my waifu is big and hairy

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

Her VA really doesn't match the character.

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

I disagree, I think Toyone had a lovely voice. Were you imagining something deeper or quieter?

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

mfw I'm 6'3 and I'll never be able to operate a BRRRTTT
my blessing
my curse

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

Weapons tech has improved to the point where being a smaller target is much preferable to being able to carry more weight or being taller.

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

i'm probably going into medical sciences so i'm not that heartbroken, though does this smaller target rule apply to any other forms of military vehicle?

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

A hand held tube can punch through a tank, so yes.

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

Which animu grill is taller than 5'6/167?

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2380032

Plenty of them.

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

I dun get it, pls explain

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

Is it ok if your waifu is a real girl and you're actually dating said girl?

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

Who are those sluts?

They don't count desu

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

Kill yourself

Mason James
Mason James

The only correct choice.

Though a shorty small breasted nympho beast would be acceptable too.

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

didn't answer my question
uses a basic retort to encourage suicide

Was that really the best you could do?

Colton James
Colton James

phoneposter
likes 3DPD whores

like pottery

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

has a problem with phoneposting
hates 3D women

2D and 3D women are equal in my eyes. There isn't anything wrong with 3D

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

Fuck off disgusting normalfag.

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

Dating 3d
Tell people on Sup Forums that you're dating 3d in a waifu thread
Get shat on for it
Welcome to Sup Forums friend.

Elijah King
Elijah King

I may be normal, but at least I'm not a basement dweller

John Harris
John Harris

I knew what I was getting into desu

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

*desu

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

For some reason I can't type "to be honest" Rip

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

http://myanimelist.net/character/32639/Eris

My catfu is.

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

Don't talk shit about mai short-haired tomboy waifu.

Owen Lee
Owen Lee

So you like dating chick trying to imitate men huh?

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

It's quite obvious that you were able to type it. Just don't try to type like a nigger in twitter you fucktard.

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

She's not trying to imitate anyone. She's just not that into girly things, she's really into sports and physical fitness.

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

his waifu is straight
Enjoy getting cucked fucktards

Kill yourself fag

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

Kill yourself fag
real original

Eli Myers
Eli Myers

Well now you're just being rude

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

Says the fag who's into men. You like girls who look and act like men, I bet you like men also. God your pathetic, like anyone who likes tomboy scum.

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

Tall girls are usually awkward and lanky. In reality no one wants to date tall girls.

James Lewis
James Lewis

The only at-most partially manly thing of mai waifu is her personality. She's all woman everywhere else.

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

By that logic, liking girly faggots is totally no homo.

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

I want my waifu to act like a man rather than me being the assertive one
Yeah, you're totally not a fag

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

he doesn't want the female to dominate him

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

Bruh, where did you get the impression I wanted to fuck mai waifu?

She's spoken for thank you very much.

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

Niggas who like Tom boys are the ones who want to be the women in the relationship

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

calling himself a male and wants a woman to dominate him.

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

not wanting her to step on your dick while you beg for the permission to cum

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

How tall is Okuma?

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

Sounds like a Reifag

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

You're pathetic. You don't even deserve to be called male. You're just a typical pathetic nu male, not alpha in the slightest.

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

IRL wife

Off yourself

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

not being married
wanting his race to die off and insult your ancestors
Kill yourself cuck

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

engaging in an contract where the male counterpart is likely to lose everything

Fucking defective

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

not marrying a girl who has strong traditional values

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

Having a full grown up waifu
Oppai piggu go homu.

Gavin Lopez
Gavin Lopez

wanting to be around little kids

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

Snail
little kid

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