Stands of Sup Forums

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

You are mistakenly the target of the Bow and Arrow and you gain a Stand. What is your Stand and what does it do? The more overpowered and bizarre, the better.
OP's stand:「ELECTRIC BOOGIE」
Can possess electronic devices and obviously uses electricity-based attacks. Can also pull images out of a screen, granted the actual object is small enough to fit through it.

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Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

My stand
「PEG」
qt with a huge dick that fucks you

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

「TEENAGE DIRTBAG」

Allows the user to shitpost 3 times faster on the internet

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

「FUCKING STOP WITH THIS SHIT」
Can tell OP to stop this obnoxious autistic deviantart shit and guarantees that someone will reply to this post

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

I give myself mad strangers and just enjoy the ride

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

「HOOKED NAKEDMAN」
Automatically parries shitposts by answering them

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

laughed more than I should

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

「ANON IS A FAGGOT」
Give absolute proofs that the user who is quoted by this post is a faggot.
Cannot be countered even by A+ Demonbane-tier

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

「SONGS ABOUT FUCKING」
It enhances my hand's sensation to allow me to perform 「ULTIMATE MASTURBATION」

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

You are mistakenly the target of the Bow and Arrow and you gain a Stand.
No I don't.
If the arrow scratched me I'd probably die on the spot. I don't have enough strength of spirit to get a stand.

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

「STEELY FEELY」

Posts shitposts so sad that anyone who views them besides the user kills themselves, reaches act 2 upon merging with 「BARREN GF」where it gains a deep distrust of women and will begin labelling itself a nice guy in order to guilt female stand users into killing themselves even if they haven't seen the stands shitposts beforehand

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

/thread

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

[PARANOID ANDROID] is a Stand that can create any form of virus, program, or software. It is most effectively used in the creation of the [ULTIMATE MOD], which polices all the internet to create the [AGE OF NO SHITPOSTS]

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

「GET LUCKY」
Allows its user to make sick gets on Sup Forums.

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

「MOOT」: he can take care of fifty of his wife's sons at once while still finding time to masturbate to videos of her getting DP'd by Chad and Tyrone.

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

How do you waste such a fantastic trip on nogets
Check these

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

Shamefur dispray, Krispy Kreme Nagaski.

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

「TELEVATORS」is a stand which allows the user to make a phone call to an amicable, alternate version of any given person, for the purpose of getting information.

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

https://en.shindanmaker.com/273351

Daniel Johnson
Daniel Johnson

「WRECKING BALL」 is the stand that lets you charge your phone anywhere! Anytime!

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

Queen ocean. Capable of sleeping with movement. Rank B. What does that even mean?

I used my name nickname mide and and full name. I got stuff like
A stand that can only destroy dicks
A stand that can change magnetism
And a stand that can delete jelly.

Who fucking made this shit

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

I need this

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

「GIVE & TAKE」 is the stand that grants your opponent equal ability and stats. A timer is placed above their stand, and they must defeat you within the time limit or their stand power is forever sealed.

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

「STAR PRATINUM」
Humanoid purple somewhat stronger than average half naked guy that can make time go slower or something. He can also star finger blast.

Christian Long
Christian Long

sweet jesus

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

「ROCK THE KASBAH」
You become the luckiest person on Earth at the expense of draining all of 100 random people's luck, they will meet with horrible fates but as long as their luck lasts you cannot be harmed in any way and you WILL always win no matter what. Negative effects include you will experience all the consequences of their bad luck in completely vivid dreams for the rest of your life.

Gavin Ross
Gavin Ross

「SMUG ANIME GIRL 」
Acquire unrivaled charisma and wit. Ability to win all arguments.

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

what if you're outsmugged in an argument

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

The power to bend reality with my will

Stand name: Omni

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

「Suicidal Tendencies」
what you get every time OP is a faggot

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

People who give their stands names that relate even slightly to it's abilities obviously haven't read JoJo.

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

「Wild Chimera」

Can memorize the ADN of any creature that the stand has already killed and eat and use it to transform into a chimera (not me, just the stand)

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

The Sun is a illusiory star
The World makes a frozen world
The Lock makes a literal lock in your chest
The Hand has all its power in the right hand
Echoes repeats noises like an echo
Surface is a blank surface able to copy things
Sounds like you haven't read JoJo as even an anime-only fag can tell you're wrong.

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

None can deny my stand 「Hip to square」which makes doubles occur in rapid succession.

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

I'd probably just die

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

Those first 3 are all tarot cards, from a different time when jojo stands were actually related to their names. That changed when it started being named after music.
If you've read the manga you'd know there was shit like Limp Bizkit, which raises the dead and makes them invisible, or Stone Free which is a spiderman stand, or Sticky Fingers that teleports around using zippers, and that this is what 95% of stands are like

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

done this gag twice
twice dubs
no one cared or checked this time
Will nothing satisfy you people?

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

「Up All Night」
ability to manipulate luck for user. ability to manipulate luck on one target.

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

dude that's sick

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

「PINK FLUID」
Reveals the true nature of people and makes them act on it. So now OP, you succumb to your desire to suck cocks!

Landon Green
Landon Green

[dubber]: Ensures a 100% get.

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

Good Stand. You win the thread, user

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

You're doing this on purpose aren't you.

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

「MEGANEKKONAISU REIPA」
Changes all people around me into powerless girls with glasses, which I then proceed to rape to death.

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

Stands of Sup Forums
lol
what is that?

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

Allow the user to get sick 5

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

This is without a doubt the most Gaia-tier thread I have ever seen in 10 years of Sup Forums.

HAHA DOODS MY POWER WOULD BE TO GO SUPER SAIYAN INFINITY AND THEN FIRE MY HELL KAMEHAMEHA X999

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

You didn't listen to the heart of the cards, Yugi boy

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

Sticky Fingers is a reference to cover art of the Rolling Stones's album of the same name. Guess what that cover art had?

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

「QT3.14159」
Allows the user to take on the appearances of cute anime girls on sight. Side effects involve being highly vulnerable to and actively attracting rape, tentacles, and being overpowered by others.

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

「FLIGHT PLAN」
Allows the user to avoid falls and crashes both physical, metaphysical and metaphorical, by bending the reality around the user.

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

「Literally Me」

Can post on Sup Forums even without Internet

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

Go away.

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

That will never happen.

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